Another Below Deck Podcast - One Last Ride feat. Ruby Wrenn | Winter House S3 Finale

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

Dylan, Pat and Ruby are back to break down being more than friends, apologies, Amanda sending six boxes ahead and behind, lamps, commitment at gun point and more from Bravo's Winter House.Ad Free and Uncensored at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbachelorpodcast/This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

Yeah, but at this point, you know, I mean You get chased by the monster so much and I don't mean to call Daniela monster Shame on me. Food be twice shame on you shame on you Yeah It's good, Jim Crack, a lot of it's bad TV. Welcome aboard another Brands Banking new episode of another below deck podcast. I'm dead and also I'm Dylan, settled up next to one Patrick Hicken. Yeah, it's going around, Dylan.

It's going around. It's just allergies. That's what I'm going around. It's just allergies. That's what I'm telling myself. It's just allergies. Great to be here. Your voice is so baritone right now. I can't even hear you. You can't even hear me. Not right. I can hear me. Okay. Yeah. Okay a little closer. Yeah, your voice is so basic that it's actually hurting my inner your drum. I'm gonna turn down my headphones. Okay, sounds good. Joining us this evening. She is home for the holidays. She is the John Candy of this podcast that is none other than Ruby Ren. Hi, Jill. Sup. I'm doing pretty well. Hey, studio. I'd have nobody else that I'd rather have in studio besides Dylan, of course. Thank you. To recap the final, the season finale of Winter House. Yeah. Oh my God. I completely forgot that we were doing this show.

That's why I introed another below deck podcast. Did you hear that? I didn't. I was in the bros. I was up God. You were hurting my ears. Yeah. I mean.

Pat and I looked at each other and I thought that that's what we were looking at each other for, but he was just looking over to say, hey, it's going well, huh? I, I have nose. I have thinking my nose. You do? If I pull it out, we'll just leak. It's just a leak that won't stop. It's a wild rain river coming out of my nose, but guys, we have a job to do. As you mentioned, it is the finale of Winterhouse. Okay. This is important. Any public service in that. Oh, yeah, yeah.

So we are trying to figure out to lay out 2024, which is just around the corner. I believe I've convinced Dylan, I know Ruby's in on single life, 90 days. And many of our fans have said, don't do that. Danger this which way come, whatever the Shakespeare thing is.

Upside, not two hours, it's one hour. Sure. We can make hay out of that. Right. It's going to be fun. And the second show is Vandupunt Rules. We're trying to figure out where the hell we're going to do with that. Yeah, but we'll be doing that.

We'll be doing that. And the good news about the single life is if it's not good, we can just talk about the past ports that John Brennan stamped for people and stuff. is if it's not good, we can just talk about the passports that John Brennan stamped for people and stuff. Like we can just joke around about that stuff. You know what else? Is there's a show that I haven't pitched Dylan, but it's probably on your radar room

because you like the love after the lockup universe. There's a spin off called Brides of Prison. And I believe that's only a little over an hour too. That debuts on the lifetime network, I think the third week of January, something like that. BRIEDS OF PRISON. I believe that's what it's called. Do we have any inroads in lifetime so we can get screeners if we do them in?

All right, let me talk to some people over there. All right. So that's exciting. Go to patreon.com, slash another podcast network. Donate a little or a little more. Also I guess it's in the new year i'll be on a show called conspiracy social club check that out what's it about delkman

conspiracies had uh... the john brinnell stamp those passports so uh... well hey i think you sold it enough his co-host sam triply hilarious comedian at you probably heard him in the news last year i he did a bit about machine Machine Gun Kelly at the comedy store. Turns out Machine Kelly was in the audience and attempted to beat the shit out of him in Backstage. That was great, Harold, who was in from Samy T.

So yeah, look out for that in the new year. Okay, Winterhouse, Season finale. Could it be anything other than a bit of a snooze fest? Of course it could be. It's the greatest show on television. Did that make sense? No So I thought it was good and that's why I said that because you know these season finales They kind of end with a whimper sometimes a regular old

T. S. Eliot whimper, but this Didn't really I mean there was lots of fun stuff. I mean, we finally had Batman and Casey sealing the deal, Batman saying that she's not wife material, which I will never forgive him for. You are not husband material. You're a little tiny child whose mom shops for him. So don't come at Casey or I'm going to come for you. Other than that, great episode, 105 snowballs. Wow, you go ahead, Ruby. Thank you, Patrick.

Could not agree more. I think we're used to a bit of a fizzle out here. We did not fizzle. We bombed. In a good way. Yeah, yeah, like in the Hiroshima type of way. We exploded and we killed another one. Yeah, we fucking won. Yeah. Danielle won.

Oral form that we did there. Right. Yeah. Well, horrible things that they did tonight. It was horrifically awkward for a lot of people, mainly the viewers. Danielle's been having a little Nagasaki of her own all season. Yeah, and she's also dating a little little boy from another bravo show called Southern hospitality and he is I believe 25 or 27 me and I'm sure we will see him on winterhouse next year You know, I know I've interjected too much already, but I just have to say it's amazing that these people don't get any better Mm-hmm, you know, I get worse. They don't ever heal. They just get worse. And you think about two for most of us. Sometimes the reason that we don't heal is because we don't have

the reflection, but they literally watch themselves. It's amazing. It's a talent. 104 snowballs. Yeah, okay. One less than me. I want to say this about Daniel. A plus for most improved and being more horrible than last season. I thought you couldn't get any worse than last season. I have to say though, she also brings her A game. She knows how to create drama where there should be no drama. There's no reason based on any logic why she should have confronted Jordan in the last five and a half minutes

of the episode. Uh-huh. But she did because she realized it would make great TV. She has solidified herself for possibly the next two seasons on Winterhouse. She belongs here. Unlike some other people, and I hate to be a repeating piece of shit. Batman, you need your walking papers. Amanda, you definitely need your walking papers. She left a day early and didn't party. Didn't party. No. And we'll talk about it.

The boxes in saying Kyle couldn't make, he couldn't shred Nari's too busy at that FedEx store. Poor guy. Are you are you Anna Winter? Like what? Why do you have my apartment out front for Kyle Tick. I just can't stay. Amanda is a little too comfortable in her station on this television show.

She reminded me of like some, well, actually bad example, but there was a housewife named Carlton on like fourth or fifth season Beverly Hills, I was like, she wasn't even on the show. She felt like she could make her own show. Her whole bit was just going to sex stores and showing off dildos. Was that the witch? Yep, yes. That was the show. She felt like she could make a own show. Her whole bit was just going to sex stores and showing off dildos.

Was that the witch? Yes. That was the witch. Yeah, and she got it handed or walking papers because she added no entertainment value. That's what Amanda's at, right? I have a cathedral to Shaw. Very good.

Good memory. Well, anyway, I still enjoyed the episode. What do I give it here? Cause I feel like that just the season in general I'm kind of getting convoluted. Well, just to let you know me gave it 105 snowballs. She gave it 104. All right, well, let's be, I guess,

let's be a prices right here. 99 snowballs. 99 snowballs, wow, that's crazy. Hi. All right, one last ride everybody. One last ride. Last ride. That's episode title. That's crazy, hi. All right, one last ride, everybody. One last ride. That's episode title. That's one last. Yeah, you thought that'd be a line

in like top gun, the sequel or something. I'm sure it was. You know, I don't know if you picked up on this top gun, Maverick? Same plot of Star Wars. That's right. I mean, he literally has to go to the Death Star and blow it up in a one miracle run.

And only a couple people can do that. Right. Yeah, they don't call it the force, but I think it's just experience. It's spunk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So one last ride, guys.

One last ride. We get a little previously on this season. March 21st, 1029 PM. Mm-hmm. Well, I'll, right back at you, can you get the peak lip ready? Oh, sure. We get a little previously this steam butt we have arrived. That was a great, great moment when Corey stood atop Pride

Rock, which was the backyard patio and said, steam, but we have arrived Katie and Tom, you know, that whole thing. Cory Lying and being a scumbag in Daniel, you know, I don't want to keep eluding to that tragic day where we dropped Oppenheimer's bomb on just thousands and thousands. I just said Japanese, but Daniel got her mojo back this season to torpedo incremental wellness. And then we also had Kyle just sending it left and right. It's the rest of the stream I've ever seen in my life. Slip by some fucking killer.

Yeah. That's why he'll be back next year. I mean, it keeps on giving Mullet and the sending, but we last left off with Malia and Sam feuding. Sam gets a Malia's face to top the episode off and says, I feel like you want something with Corey. A relationship with Corey. I feel like you want a relationship with Corey.

And I know that this is going to sound harsh. But Sam, not everybody is as stupid as you are. Okay. It's just, I, so many people don't want relationships with Corey. It's a horrible thing to project on somebody. Yeah. It's a really fucking mean that she did that actually. Yeah. I got a leaky iPad. take it one. Oh sure, sure. All right, so and then their discussion goes through a few couple, excuse me, a couple different, a couple different angles. I don't know what the word would be.

I always think of this word. So it's a word for rotation. Yes. What is that word for rotation? They digress a few times back to the subject matter. Believe it or not, five stars. What's the word for rotation? It's a one-sur-round.

We're in the same headspace. But Sam ads, at some point they kind of like connect and she says, I'm not insecure about my relationship with Cory. Okay. And then Malia jumps in to say, you're not and you shouldn't be insecure about your relationship with Cory. Because you should be insecure. Really insecure. Revolution. You should be very insecure. The man was not trustworthy. Does the word I was looking for? Yes. What's going on over there? Oh, sorry. Jesus, it's just chaos over there. Oh, absolutely. It's okay. So Sam concedes that they have not defined their relationship up until this point. Yeah.

And this is when I believe Malia from the top rope does one of the more passive aggressive things we've seen at least this season. Look at you with the Gen Z language. Oh yes. She says that Sam's walking into some things and that Cory told the entire house to keep it quiet. Right, right, right. Well done Malia, very savage.

You just secured your spot and season four of one house. I'm sure you're going to do a good job. Because that's some ugly stuff Malia. Yeah and say, look at your house. Because that's the Mugly stuff, Malia. Yeah, very Kyle. It's very Kyle. Kyle Richards, yeah, not cook. Also because, and again, I do think that Malia is, she knows what she's doing, and at one point in this conversation, she says, and I love this line too, because I have a brother, and she was like,

I forget sometimes the people didn't grow up the way that I did. And again, I've never spittin' Dylan's mouth. I mean, have you ever rough-housed? I mean, yet we would fight, but we never spittin' each other's mouths ever or tackle each other onto the floor sexually now. I've been around in social groups with you. I've never seen you tackle anybody.

Yeah, no, I wouldn't now. I'd get very hurt, but Malia knows that Sam is thinking at this point. Of course, he's like fucking a bunch of people, mainly her, and then she's just like, also listen, there's something that all of us know and you don't, and I want you to know. Savage.

Oh my God, Savage. You couldn't tackle a soul, because your bones are too long and brittle. They would all shatter. Yeah. And your ACL's been torn like twice. Yeah, I mean, going back to it when she says, I'm insecure about the unknown,

not my relationship with Corey. Wow. I mean, that's burjory. I do, Sam, I do feel bad for, because I think we're seeing someone and we're seeing a young girl who really does for some reason have very strong feelings for a not boy, not man, a thing.

And I don't know why, but she really likes him a lot. Yeah. He's like a very muscular seal. Oh my God, he's a partying muscular seal. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, let's get to Alex and do it. The trick spit. Oh my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Andre, but LMFAO version. Uh huh. I love that. I love Andre with the rims. All right. So let's get to Alex and Jordan and the body suits and Danielle wanting to fuck Alex.

Now, you know, every single episode, we think that we've gotten to a low that we cannot possibly come back from, nor get any further past. And this evening, I mean, you know, man, did we drill? Oh my gosh, did we get even further, further sad? So sad.

Yeah, I have a clip. So Alex, I think this is minutes after having sex with Dan Yelligan. He does what this is gonna sound crazy, but he begins flirting with Jordan in the hallway And then we cut to Danielle and she says she says Sorry, got a lots of clips here. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. She says South learning with Jordan because I still want to get in bed with you. Yeah. It's starting to feel like he.

Yeah, I mean, now listen. And sad. That was like, that was just a carnal expression, right? But when she goes up to him and says, can we just be like a little bit more than friends? And the thing with, oh my gosh, the thing with Danielle is that these asks cannot be met with refusal. There's this thing where the sun is in the sky, maybe cresting a dusk or something. She's like, it's cool.

Like, let's just have a conversation about it. But if the conversation does not go the way that Daniel is hoping and it goes, I mean, there is going to be hell to pay. What is this box doing in the middle of the kitchen? This isn't how people eat. It's just a weird way to eat things. I don't know why.

I have to say, though, she does not stop. And for her, technically, it does pay off for her, if she just wants sex. Yeah, oh yeah, she gets her prize of getting bent over a sink. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And that's like saying that really rich people who do philanthropy really care about the philanthropy.

Right. That's a lot. No, it's for just a more sex. No, it's for just a more sex. So let's get back to the tears. Sam says in the most shocking moment of the episode that she loves Corey. I mean, that is just heartbreaking stuff. I know. I know. That is heartbreaking stuff. Because again, I'm with you. I feel bad for Sam because she's just a lovesick little puppy

who goes to Cardio Bar a lot. But it is very dumb to fall in love with Corey. Can I point out something? I mean, that's like seeing a bear trap. It's not even there are no leaves on it or anything. And you just slam your lupaton in there, you know? And then you're a kille's this old mangle. Don't you know, it's just like a bear trap. And the wolf come for you and they eat you alive. Yeah, the wolf come for you. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, I want to point out here. This is when I believe a few girls come into the room and believe, can soul Sam, you know? One of those girls is Amanda. And I've forgotten this about Amanda's character. Whatever's happening, she needs to bring it back to herself. Very much like Sutton had to talk about how that designer

that she was designing hats with was gonna arrive late when. Dree was robbed? Yeah, when a gun to her head. Amanda says this reminds her of when she was being the cool girl with that leprechaun. Right, right. But it paid off for her, you know.

Man, did he look like a white supremacist back in the day? Still does. Holy shit. Yeah, no, he still does very much so. But back then it was like, wow. Yeah. Oh yes.

You have a charter, don't you? And Amanda's tits were unbelievable. Uh, so Sam, um, he's checked on by Amanda. She's checked on my casey and then after she's cried for, let's put it at 41 minutes. Corey's like, hey, what's going on? That was the, that was one of his largest offenses when he walked in. It was like some, I don't even know what he called her, but he called, I don't know what he said exactly, but he literally waltzes in after she's been sobbing for like a fucking year. And I was like, what's up guys?

Leave him now. Now. Don't phone, love. Now the timeline of this, so this was filmed in March last year, right? In summer house ended assuming September. Right. So they were at about six or seven months here.

And now it's been nearly 10 months, if my math is correct, and they're still together, though. Are they still together? I don't know that I was asking the expert. Oh, yeah, no, according to the times they are still together, which is insane to me. How many people do you think he had sex with between the end of summer house and the beginning of winter house? Four. Yeah. I'm going to put it at seven. Probably higher. Sam, don't fall in love with him. They're all

packed. You know what? I think Corey's that type of guy that he thinks that if it's a girl that he already had sex with like three years ago and he just does it again. It doesn't count. That's true. Or it's a half. Yeah, it's not a new hole. Yeah, that's true. A new hole effect. Yeah, yeah, exactly. All right. So any good relationship begins with an at gunpoint proposal of commitment. I mean, we all know that. Oh, yeah. Right. Katie in shorts. There is no love greater than someone who has been forced through tears and running mascara to say yes to your proposal. I remember when my girlfriend, Ashley, we were dating and I didn't want her to move in

and her mother, the Deb called me and said, if you don't let my daughter move in with you, I'm gonna make sure that you guys break up. Yeah. And I said, okay, Deb, you win. Yeah, didn't go up. It was a horrible relationship. I was completely a cheater, the son of a bitch. Yeah. And I said, okay, Deb, you win. Yeah. Didn't go. It was a horrible relationship. I was completely a cheater. It's not a

bitch. Yeah. It never goes well under duress. It doesn't mend an enduring relationship. No, no, no, no, no, that's how Ruby and Ryan met Ruby. How did you, uh, and you're in your boyfriend meet? I walked up to him on the street and I said, if you don't move in with me right now, I'll fucking kill your family. Yeah. And he was like, okay, let me get my stuff. Wow. Yeah, and it worked out so far. Yeah, they're really happy together, actually.

That's great. What happens next? I've got... Oh, yeah, yeah, if Tinkering knows there. Oh, okay, yeah, okay, so then let's move to Tuesday, which I think is the same day, March 21st, 11.43 pm. By the way, I do want wanna say this to you producers. If you wanna give the days and times and whatever,

it's a bit redundant when it's the same day. We understand that we haven't, in some kind of time cop type of way, jumped to a different week. It's clear that we're so far off. Yeah, the sun will set, we get it. Exactly, yeah, yeah. Cory says, if it makes you happy to Sam, yeah. Yeah, it's, and I just don't want to let you down,

which is wow, that should be put on the plaque. And those are two lyrics. Yeah. And then she says, you haven't let me down yet. OK. All right, this is, this is the time traveler's wife and not in that it's similar to the plot because it's not similar to the plot because the time traveler's wife is about time travel and mailboxes, I think. This is just two dumbasses having sex with one another.

But in that it's like a bad rom. Sure. But I don't even think the time travelers might visit calm. I think it's just a rom. It's a rom. It's a rom. Sandra Bullock. No, I don't think so. I think it's Rachel McAdams. Okay. Okay. So I got the dumbest thing of the night. Brian tells Alex he loves to smell his hair and he goes, and I quote, Hey, you're a big hygiene guy. I love that. Yeah. That's something that came out of Batman's mouth. Uh-huh. Yeah, Batman is What you guys noticed out about other men I noticed the opposite of when someone's really stinky. I got one of those okay, it's Mikey Okay, you don't want to sit next to him at the Hollywood Bowl. I'll tell you that you

What do you think it is? Smokes a lot of weed and a lack of showering Those two very pungent otter. Oh man, what'd he smell like? Hot dogs? Yeah, they'd have been in a New York City sewer for eight years, wrapped around a dead hooker. Oh wow, wow, wow, we're talking about a link.

Yeah. Well, that's horrifying. They're cooked though. Yeah, you can eat them raw mm-hmm He doesn't listen does he I hope not all right while we love you Mikey. Um, so we do a little dishes and we get rid of the party and Batman says that he's been friend-son before but he always knows how to get out of it. And of course, Samantha has a flight tomorrow

and she'll be going to bed early. So we go wake up and Alex, oh, excuse me, I thought that I had written that cutely, but no, we go try to wake up Alex and finally it happens. Yeah, oh, well, a couple of things here. Also as the party winds down,

Sam and Cory Bone, Brian and Casey attempt to bone on top of Alex. Right. And Danielle continues to dance with that ridiculous hat on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And despite Swartz pretty much avoiding Katie the entire night, I think they bone as well. Yeah. Well, he says carpet. Yeah. There go, which is Latin for I came aside, conquered. So everyone's hooking up and the Crescent gives way to the sun. Kyle says, it's, if I heard this correctly, it's 845. Your car is at nine. I am not the most responsible human being in the world. I'll take a look at a letter in the mail that seems kind of important and I'll go, oh, they'll send another one. And they will.

But if I had a shuttle to the airport and I had not partied the night before purposefully and had woken up 15 minutes before that car has arrived, I would need to take a long look in the fucking marriage. It's just not something that I would ever do. It's not something that adults do. By another human being who seems to have rolled over on accident and looked at the clock and said, holy shit, you have to go now. Yeah, now.

And the state that you're in after you're woken up and like, we gotta get up and we gotta get out of here, it's fury. Yeah. It's, you know, it's, it get out of here. It's fury. Yeah. It's you know, it's it's a malaise. Yes. It's fury. I mean think about how long it takes to brush your teeth, grab your things, put on a change

of clothes, put your shoes on. I mean, that's 12 minutes. Is your laptop in the bag? No, it's probably charging. Is the shit that you need? Like she probably has a lot of cosmetic stuff. It's just a disaster. That's absolute disaster.

So I'm man to figure that out. I mean, you got to figure that out. What happened? the shit that you need, like she probably has a lot of cosmetic stuff, it's just a disaster. That's absolute disaster. So a man to figure that out. I mean, you got to figure that out. What happened? Okay, so this next morning, we see those seven FedEx boxes, but a man to get so hot of there, but her FedEx boxes stay that later prevent Kyle from shredding NAR unfortunately for him. Then we cut to Sam and Cory.

She asked, what's that secret that's going around the house that you've been tried to hide? And he sings like a canary. Yeah. And we know that's that that little storyline there between KC and Sam will eventually need to be wrapped up with a bow on top of it, possibly at that bar when the rest of the people are shredding our posts, our shredding. Sure, sure. Well, Danielle is on the prowl this morning. And I don't know if they have sex in the bathroom now, but she is in a kind of like daylight wherewolf kind of creature like way. She, I believe, is sniffing in the hallways for her stick.

And it makes me really sad. It is sad. And again, as I said before, if the roles were reversed, this would not be allowed. No, no, no, no, no, it would not. So it should be said, like we've mentioned, the Kyle Kanako skiing, he has to send what looked like at least six large FedEx boxes back to New York City. large FedEx boxes back to New York City. If you've been in New York, if you've ever lived in New York, you know how inconvenient it is to get things like that around the city in and out of the city period. I do not understand the justification for having this many things. She wore three crop tops and the same four pairs of sweatpants the entire time. Do you bring lamps?

Are those all different lamps? Why are you behave like this? Well, she are behaves like that because she needs her lamps. It's just so infuriating and she dresses like Justin Bieber and I just cannot fucking take it. So, deal one thing of note. Before we move on to Sam shows up in the kitchen, she takes a little dig at Casey.

And then she lets everybody know that it is official. Oh, her and Corey. And Daniel says this and I quote, I wish I wore pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because she's a lunatic. And Cory, I mean, my God, was he ecstatic? I mean, her to break up with him now.

I mean, right now, he doesn't, I don't even know if he likes her. Yeah, like he feels. That's a really, really good question. Like, really, I was cornered by our neighbor this morning. Oh, and he told me a harrowing tale about it. We'll talk about it on APS. Okay. Anyways, it good question. Like, really, I was cornered by our neighbor this morning, and he told me a harrowing tale about it. We'll talk about it on APS.

Okay. Anyways, it was awkward. We don't get along, I think he's a serial killer sort of, but no, he's great. Whatever. His Dylan's room, people that live in his building, is that we are far into? No, no, no, my mother's in here.

Oh, I got that. Yeah, yeah. I don't even remember what my original, oh, oh, oh, what I felt like when I was talking to him this morning, that's what Cory felt like when Sam was like, he's my boyfriend. He's like, my fucking God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how do I go?

How do I go? How do I go? So we hit the slopes, but before then, Daniel and Alex have a very romantic sex session in the bathroom. And 10 minutes after, he's just trying to fuck Jordan again. And again, do you think that he is at fault for that? I mean, not at this point. I don't either.

I totally agree with you. At this point, fuck off. I think that he's obviously demonstrated some scumbag fuck boy, but all season, you know? Yeah, I agree. But at this point, you know, I mean, you get chased by the monster so much, and I don't mean to call it in yellow monster Shame on me. Fulm at twice. Shame on you. Shame on you. Exactly. No, no, no, it's, you know, they say, uh, Fulm at once, shame on me. me fool me and this is my George Bush

Fool me twice shame on you fool me three times Now on the ride over to the slopes Brian lets everyone know in the car. And this is what's so pathetic about this little bastard. Dude, everyone has turned you down. Finally you got a little smoochy smooch with Casey. And you're making it look like, yeah, you know, it's just kind of way he frames it. Dude, I was just sitting there, just, my name on my own business,

she gets on the bed and starts like sticking her tongue down my throat. You should be thanking her for that, Brian. You're lucky, Brian. What did your mom say about it? So we go skiing, then we hit the appraise. You don't want to know, because Casey was in the other car. Oh, they see it move.

Yeah, she said she, and this is something that she actually said. She just wanted to hear some cold play. Oh, you know? Yeah. And then it made her lose all reason and logic. So she hooked up with Batman. Yep, cold play, I will do that to you.

I like Casey so much. It is, it's gotta be CIA music with a certain frequency that makes you do silly things. So Sam and Casey Hammer out there, their baggage, Sam forgives her for calling her trash. We Saber Champagne. Can I say this, the way Casey handled this, it's not necessarily good television,

but I also didn't need a back and forth for five minutes and flip hanger to commercial break. We don't need Teresa Gideuchi here. No, a table did not need to flip. This is, if you're learning reality TV resolution, this is conflict resolution, this is how you do it. Yep. You own it, you say you regret it, and you apologize,

and it's over. It's over. And you don't lose any followers. Not at all. Nope. Nope. I was really, I really liked Casey. Me too. And then that conversation between her and Sam, I just stopped falling.

And when she was, when she was eating the roast the next day, that was so, I loved her. I know. It's just unbelievable. So let's get back to the house Sam of course straddles Corey, you know Within a couple breaths of being inside and we continue to talk about hooking up and we continue to hook up We get to a cute little table date with Tom and Katie And my notes for this are as follows. Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. Well, I'll add on that. Stop trying to make that happen. Okay. It's not going to happen. I love that take, Dylan. Well, Dylan was describing is a is a tablespoon with two

reindeer's having anal sex in a bottle of gas station champagne. He lets her know that, and I don't even know what this means, but he like circles the corner of the table. Yeah, yeah. So, index finger. And he says, I'm going to let you out of the friend zone. And then over here where this rain deer is putting it in the other rain deers can.

Yeah, it's like pan trying to fuck a goat. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he says, I don't even trying to fuck a goat. Yeah, yeah. He says, I don't even think it's a relationship. I didn't understand what he said. It was very convoluted. I think like the four corners were cool, hot, friend zone, and bad.

Right. And he was like, you know, you're here. Right. Then he tells her, he says, you know, you're here. Right. Right. Then he tells her, he says, you know, Katie reminds me, there are not horrible, not all people in the world are horrible, like the entire cast of vampire vampire. Vampire, we can't. Vampire rules is exactly what they should be called, fucking vampires. Yeah, you and your cute Yale indie. Nobody cares.

Hey, Tom, shut the fuck up. Yeah. You're not fooling anyone. No, buddy. Eating bastard divorcee. You're too old for this bullshit. Yeah. Man the fuck up and what is wrong with you?

Could you imagine trying to be courted by this person? Oh my God. Yeah, nobody gives a fuck about you or an Oxford comma. Drop the mic, walk off stage. So we didn't have, he didn't get the Swartz back? No, no, I don't think so. No, it's gone and it's never coming back because it's in Weenerschnitzel and it's fat now.

Yeah, it's so cool. The Matt Reif ended his comedy special. never coming back because it's in weener schnitzel and it's fat now. Yeah, it's so cool. Matt Reif ended his comedy special. He said, and they say I can only do crowd work and then he dropped them. I can be walked off stage. I said it was the coolest fucking thing. And for everybody that's going to be like, he bullied a six-year-old. What was a six-year-old doing?

We'll talk about it later and no he did not. It was just so cool how he was like, and they say I only do crowd work and then he dropped the bike and then he walked off stage and it's so cool and he did that. So let's get back to the show, Malia. Well they head to. Local watering hole.

Yeah, the local watering hole, which will be in probably six years of your house. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Maybe less Jordan wants is hoping for teeth tonight. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, it's got some annoying townie walking around there with the fake moustaches She's that girl. Yeah, you know, I'm talking about there's always walking. No, what are you talking about? Oh, it's a Night spot. There's always a townie there trying to make her name by, you know, Hey, where there's funny hat or can I take a picture with you kind of thing? Yeah, maybe I just go out to bars I'm not. No, no, no, I don't really have any idea what you're talking about, but that's my fault. So things would have been different if

Alex had not hooked up with Danielle Jordan says, in hindsight, at the Garland in studio city. I can't, I can't think, you know what I mean? Because of all the liquid. That's okay. I'll, I'll, she basically gives an answer that says, I have a lot about this yet. Uh-huh. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. Meaning she probably wouldn't. She probably found him repulsive. That was my whole issue that I took with it. Jordan, what are we doing here? I think that if Alex hadn't been so drunk the first night that he tried to pursue her or and or not fuck Danielle and then the next day, quite literally, just been a little bit more sober and a little bit more like throwing a little

bit more game at her, doing what a folded overnight. How about this? How about some smoochy smooch? I don't think she was given up full-on sex with him. No, no, yeah, sorry. I agree. I think he would have captured her to be his girl for this show. And she would have loved it. Yeah. Lots of attention. Well, the next moment that happens is the thing that really sent me, Warnery. Batman is bragging once again about how he and Casey

have been making out and says, I don't know if she's wifey material. I was getting to like Brian because he was just that kind of kid in the back of the classroom that everybody kind of, he's invited to this. They give him no geese. Yeah, he's invited to the sleepovers,

but they also try to push him off the top bunk and when he breaks his arm, they're like, it was just like, it was king of the bunk. We were just, no, you were bullying him. It was the Lord of the Fies kind of thing. And for that, he has my sympathy and a little bit of my love. But when he says the case, he is not wife material.

I mean, that's it for me. That's it. Parachute pulled. The house will be someone at the wreckage and you are it Batman, okay? Fuck you don't ever speak about Casey like that again. You would be lucky to be her maid Yeah, that's actually true. It was almost like if Corey said like Sam's not wife material I would feel seriously the same way I would would be like, that is almost ironic, but it's not because I hate you. Yeah. Also, I could put, I think I've mentioned this,

I dated two separate Indian girls in my early 20s. Sure. This is known, this isn't racist. With Indian people, male and female, they'll date out of their race. It is purely for fun. Yeah. It is not going to be serious on any level. They will marry another Indian person 100% So we get back to the house lots of rolling around in bed Sam's tints her out While talking about what a bitch Jordan is so on our screeners that we get uh-huh. I saw her boobs. No If you look at I was gonna ask you guys. I felt like I saw her boobs her nipples are blurred

Just the nipples. Yeah, you saw breast. though. Okay. Yeah. Oh yeah. It was a... Yeah, she's got cool boobs. And this conversation about Danielle, or excuse me about Jordan being a home wrecking bitch, sets Danielle off in a real M80 kind of way. She walks out and explodes. And note to production, can we, the issue with this is that you can't keep the cameraman till three o'clock in the morning. I think that's what was going on. Get more.

But you gotta have night shift people, right? Rotate them out. This is when the grave robbing happens. Yeah, I need to protect one dude or girl with a camera strung on their back. Just have one person. How about we don't ever record them skiing ever fucking again? And we just do grave robbing. Yeah, we have to take notes on the show because I usually put down my pen, right, watch them. Nar, right, shredder, whatever. Hey, I do want to say this. So just as we do right long form. I do want to yeah exactly

So I do want to set the scene here. Daniel had been having sex with Alex four or five hours earlier back at the house Jordan and Alex are flirting. She's admitted she likes the flirt but wants nothing else right and that is where Daniel loses her mind And unleashes on Jordan and accuses her of quote-unquote shaking her ass Uh-huh, and then repeats you are you're lucky. I think Jordan would probably beat the shit out of you. Yeah, honestly. The Jordan's kind of soft. I think it would be a fair fight.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it really, it's about a puncher's chance at that point. There you go. With two completely inadequate warriors is what I think Daniel and Jordan probably are. Listen, I'd love to see it. You too. She would say. She would say. It would actually might be like a kind of formidable opponent. I think so just with her drug and energy, it's kind of like Andre the giant energy at that point

and she could pull a double leg on her and really like slam her onto the fucking top. Also she's got that hat. She could utilize the hat. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah like Raiden. Yeah. Yeah. Hey I was going to say Alex watches all this and he says to himself and I quote, I love butts and then he bids the night of due. He literally bails. He just bails on the entire thing, which is a cowardly thing to do, but also...

Good for you. I mean, that's like 40 chess there. Now Kyle hasn't been on the show that much this winter house. But he does have his little on the flies. He says that Alex is a wise man, possibly one of the wisest, because he's a genius for kind of getting the hell out of here. I usually sit and marinate in all the drama. It's never worked out for me. The wisest. Yeah. Yeah. Guys who a guy who's his girl he just had sex sex with get mad at a girl that he's now talking to you and then just bails

No, listen I I get Why Danielle would like get angry because Jordan is this kind of like It's like a more blatant Malia where she's like what yeah You're getting, you're getting in your underwear and bra in front of him. Now, the issue is that Danielle is the kind of girl much like Sam who goes after other girls for hucking up with her man instead of her man,

who in this case is not her man. Right. So it makes it kind of tough. And for girls who are cool girls that just want to like, fuck dudes and then they're like, that's completely cool. You can go around and like watch Jordan shake her ass

and her tits in your face. That's cool. Also, it's really cool if you're not bad. That's like also like really cool too. And you could be like, that actually doesn't make me feel good and I don't want that to. And also, if you're going to bluff like this, you have to have somebody else that you're fucking. Exactly. You cannot just go to bed alone. If you're

going to be cool girl, yeah, or like you have to at least have your like ex boyfriend Robert in his sheffing, um, reaching back out to you because he's going to kill himself because he misses you. So, yeah, Penny Lane had the drummer too, you know, it wasn't all Jim Kovizel. She could, she had the whole band, you know. Find a drummer, Danielle. Find a little drummer boy. So we get to the next day. Well, it's gonna say the vibe is totally killed at this. Oh, 100% it just ruins the evening. Now I want to point out one thing. Batman, you had your shot with Casey. Instead, you avoid her when you guys get home and she essentially just passes out. Passes out on top.

On top of course. Yes. A girl that wasn't repulsed by you and that's how you behaved yourself. All right, next morning, I hope this moves quick because nothing really happens here. Well, Alex says that he's not trying to be an asshole. Pat, thoughts on that? He's wrong, he is an asshole. Follow up from last night, Danielle wakes and it's Groundhog's day.

Sorry, I don't think it's possessive. I think it's just Groundhog Day. Danielle says that what happened last night is not me, and that she feels horrible, and that she wants to mend her relationship with Jordan. So we sit down and we begin with, of course. You know how you were dancing with him last night? That's quite the apology. Why did you do it like that? And then sit back with all the makeup on. I mean, it's like, I'm not going to comment on that. That's too nasty. But it's like, I'm not gonna comment on that because it's too nasty.

But I have an idea, Danielle. Let's start with, hey, I'm really sorry about last night. Yeah, I shouldn't have yelled at you. It's my fault. Yeah. Why was I like thinking I was gonna get anything out of this idiot? She apologizes like Lindsey Hubbard apologizes. Yeah, I was gonna say, could you imagine being Jordan and being like, this is gonna be

fucking brutal to sit there watching this girl fucking apologize to me over shit that I just don't care about. And then she attacked you in three hours and then she punches you in the fucking face. And you're like, oh my god. Yeah, well, this is a little bit more entertaining, I guess. Tom heads out, calls Katie flood. That's like the most Schwartz thing ever. Like the podcast like Katie.

No, but he but he reverts. That's what I'm saying. She finally earned the great honor of the Schwartz, referring to her by her given first name, Katie. And then he calls her flood. Yeah. He's back drinking. He's back on the wagon.

Right. Suckin' down vodka. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I can't go back out and get another order. I've already had four orders of jalapeno poppers. I was trying to do hard hours there.

No, you were right. You did it well. Where are they now? Was that everything? I don't believe so, and we know from our crossover show off my company, of course, that it little, little and kitty flood. Yeah, it's true.

And you know what, Katie? The timelines, though, because that was filmed last year. Med was filmed in October. This was filmed four months after that. I don't think that there's anything. You can't strike a protester relationship with a sea rat. No, I just can't. A. Shen Scott are rare fight air.

Right, right. I will see where that goes too. I'm still suspect. But I will say this, sea rats, as we're wrapping up the season, I don't know if we'll, I guess we'll do the reunion if they have one. We need more sea rats on here.

They are really good television. They're lifeblood, yeah, they really are. And when you bring them on with people who are not sea rats, it encourages those people to act like the worst versions of themselves because they feel comfortable, you know? Yeah, we need more. Well Katie safe to say is not going to be Going to die on alley with Schwartz nope nor is she going to be going to Jumbo's Jumbo's clown room. You got that. I've never got the

It's a place where sad wash-up strippers go to wrap up their career. Yeah, I don't really dig jumbos. I just love strip there. Is it just the one with the one room? It's one room. It's one long room. It's the only strip club I've ever been to and I will never go back there. No, strip clubs are fun. That's not really a strip club. It's more of a dive bar where people go to spend disability checks

But also I've also seen a guy roll some quarters on there. Oh my god. Oh my god. Well guys, we've had can you pull up the clip of the Pistroom? Well, that's how I was gonna say they're all they all headed the airport and but not before One last piss. The most picturesque, the painstreiber seen in my life. Slip by some fucking canalite. We love you guys so much. We can't thank you enough for listening the whole season.

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