Another Below Deck Podcast - Over the HIll | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S5 E11

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

Dylan and Pat are back to break down black and gold, sketch comedy in hospital rooms, George Clooney's acting chops, Saints of the Sea and more from Bravo's Below Deck Sailing Yacht.YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbelowdeckpodcastGo to MagicMind.com/BelowDeck and Use code BADTVGo to BodySmartFitness.com and mention the show in your application. Use code BADTV in the Tropical Smoothie AppGo to Ro.co/BELOWDECK 

The priest writes a sketch and it actually does go off without a hitch. This is actually quite fantastic. They did. They pulled it off and it's because they sold the hell out of it. Okay. You can't like be a little insecure when you're trying to sell this performance. And I got to thinking, I'm like, they should do this in emergency rooms around the world to cheer people up.

Yeah. Hey, this guy lost his arm, uh, lighting a firecracker. Let's cheer him up with a reenactment. Who's that guy over there with his, uh, Oh, that's your arm. He's pretending to be your arm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See him wiggling around on the ground? I think that'd be actually a really really good um, just a great idea. Hi, hello and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast. I am Dylan, that's Pat. Hey, good to be here.

I got to tell you a bit of a flu game for me right now. I kinked my neck. Oh boy. But there's exciting news. Patty got his cute little ass in here over the weekend. Mm-hmm. And completely redid the studio. It looks like a real studio now.

Yeah, it looks like a real studio now. You've got your matcha, you're gonna be flying high on the kratom effects of that elixir pretty soon But Patty, why don't you just tell the tell the people about the work that you've oh wow bad neck, huh? Ah, I couldn't I couldn't even move yesterday Wow couldn't even move yesterday Wow, and if this has happened to you get in the comments, let us know How did you remedy it? Have you ever gotten a kink neck? I had a pinched nerve for about a year. I could only sleep on one side. And because I'm so averse to going to see a doctor,

I just dealt with the pain. Eventually it just, I guess, kind of patched itself up and I was okay. It's pretty miserable. Yep, super miserable. But go ahead and tell the people what you did. You know what? It's gonna bore everyone.

Producer, Kaelin came up, him and I hung out for an entire day. We got subs. We got subs. Yeah. Wow. Painted the floor. Where'd you get subs from? Gia Mello's.

Oh, okay. So you went pretty nice. Hmm. Yeah. No subway for you too hard work. No, he wouldn't go for it. Oh, really? You tried to get him.

You tried to get him to eat subway. He said, no. He said no, let's go somewhere that's good. Did you guys sit down? No, I don't sit down. I keep working. I don't take lunch breaks. That's why I'm so successful. That's what's wrong with America, you know, in my communist opinion. Right, we should be more like the French. They're fighting to like work two days a week now. What are you going to do with the other, I don't know, how many days is that, like five? Eat cheese and bang away at each other and fucking have coffees all day. Don't forget, smoke cigarettes.

Smoke cigarettes and read, you know, I mean they drink wine. Oh, by the way, I know this is probably illegal for me to do this. This is why you guys have to listen to APS. Two things happened to me this week. One my wife won a front row to watch our daughter's recital so we got a VIP seating an entire row in front of the performance and it caused a whole lot of issues with other parents wondering why two people were taking up an entire front row. Oh my god. Made me feel very uncomfortable. I don't want my wife to ever do that again.

You have to win VIP seats to a recital? It was a raffle and my wife realized like hey not a lot of people signed up for front row at this special recital. Why? Well why would you? Well because it's kind of nice to be able to take pictures and video of your kids without some big fat head in front of you. That's right. Yeah.

So my wife kind of rigged the game. She like submitted multiple raffle tickets. She won this thing and we were the most hated people at that recital. We'll break it down to patreon.com. Secondly, this is illegal. I was at seven 11 trying to get a SpongeBob ice cream for my daughter yesterday. That's why I was late for that business meeting We were gonna do. Oh, yeah, and this lady was in there

There had to be a row of 15 people. I videoed all of it. I'll debut that on APS scratchers She's she you would have thought she was at a casino table. She's got the scratchers out Of course, she's got a stack of cigarette boxes there And this lady does not turn around to give a peace of mind to anybody Who she's delaying their goddamn day by the way 7-eleven, please please or maybe Jeff Bezos I got to talk to him about this. Yeah start Selling scratch tickets on Amazon and cigarettes. Yeah, you'll make the line at 7-eleven just just with that You know, I really wish that Luigi Mangione would have pointed his gun at these people you know

what I mean yeah exactly kidding he was that was the right target I mean no no I'm kidding you shouldn't kill any no you shouldn't kill anybody kill anybody except that woman at the front of the line that's right she can go but corrupt systems no no you have vote. You vote in correct politicians and you have to write strongly worded letters. We're joking patreon.com slash another podcast network for Salt Lake City APS PMZ the whole works. We're gonna do we're gonna do a big new year get together with the fans over at Patreon. We haven't done one in

a while. We got a new year. We got a we Pat and I are so awkward on those, but we got to get together. We're gonna do a happy hour in the new year. So go to patreon.com session of the podcast network. We love you all very much. We are here to break down below deck. What an episode it was. I think so. Yeah, I mean, we had previously on, it just showed a bunch of shots of Gary being a drunk. So I figured we were gonna have some serious, serious

Gary being a drunk stuff tonight. But alas we did not, he's a man awakened, he's a man I know, he's a little bit like DeRite. Him attempting a sober life was laughable. I give you credit for trying if you really are. I seem to believe that you're doing this for the cameras. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Well, I give the episode probably four pots. It was a really good episode. And the thing about this episode was we got to see, you know, I don't know how much loyalty Danny owes to Deanna. Well, she's a BTCB. BTCB. That's right. That's what Danny is. Big time cooch blocker. Big time cooch blocker. All right. Now you laid out the acronym and in what world that I think I was ever gonna get there I don't know. I think you could you think I

in the mind of Hacker. Yeah. Well, but the question is and we'll explore the the kind of like, you know philosophy philosophical ramifications of this the end of the episode but like do see rats Oh one another the end of the episode but like do Sea Rats owe one another loyalty at all you know these are Sea Rats at the end of the day so is what Danny did that bad who knows hmm four pots four pots I don't know what happened this episode okay god I guess Ronnie was kind of nasty on occasion were you watching the Atlanta Falcons play the Raiders last night? I might have been, but I did watch, I did my homework.

This is my job. That was a great game. Three to 15. Oh no, I think it got up to nine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see here.

Yeah. Oh, we'll get into that comedy show, the reenactment of the jellyfish attack. Yeah, they actually kind of pulled it off. They 100% pulled it off. But still, the season is winding down. I think we have four episodes left. They will, despite next week being Jesus's birthday week, Below Deck has no allegiance to spirituality. They will post an episode for next week and I guess we'll be here recapping it. Yeah, but for now zero knots Okay. Well, let's get into the whole lot of it

I'll start us off. Okay, so we begin the episode with Danny letting us know that Daisy is constantly having a quote-unquote go at her And I don't know if Daisy has spent the entire season going at Danny She did however point out to every Sea Rat working on the vessel that Danny is a whore. Yeah. The thing about calling Danny a hooah in front of everybody was pretty nasty. But then we get to my favorite thing is when people go, this happens all the time. And then we cut back to the footage of which there's maybe an exhibit and a half worth of evidence. Danny feels victimized by Daisy a lot and so does Deanna and Daisy's not doing anything

to them other than telling them to do their jobs but you know these kids these days you know what I mean? Yeah I will say. These kids these days. So Deanna is mean? Yeah, I will say. These kids these days. So Deanna is more vocal to Daisy's face about her. Deanna doesn't want to do any work at all. That's right. Period.

Too hot. She's poor she is, she's too hot. But if you'll notice, Danny appears to be doing a bunch of complaining, but not to Daisy's face. It's behind her back. It's speaking to the audience. Right.

So this is why, and one of our barnacles pointed out, and I thought it was a good point, this is why we need reunions. We can go back and go, hey, Daisy, look at her talk, trash talk you. Yeah. We're going to have reunions for Southern Charm? A couple.

Well, we're going to get Shep's fucking puffy ass out there, have him whip up a bunch of smut and lies, and have Patricia walk out there and die on stage. I mean, my god, what is the point of that? I can't, you know what? Shep's gotta go. A lot of people love him, but he is just a bloated pig. I, my- He's a drunk, bloated pig. My wife. There's nothing charming about him.

My wife put on an episode the other night. I don't watch this stuff, right? Because I'm not a big fan of Greg and I'm not a big fan of really any of it. Yeah. Oh, Austin. You gotta be kidding me. Just a bunch of fucking, you know. Doofuses.

Doofus whites, you know. Just fucking, what are you guys even fucking talking about? But they had Shep on and he was FaceTiming this beautiful woman from Jamaica. He does really well. And I was just like, sister, you ring that man dry. Get on the show, get your IG up, and then dump his ass. That's what that is.

It's worked before. That's how girls get on the show. Yeah. You date Shep for a little while, they make you a main cast member. Yeah. Yeah. OK.

That being said, I don't watch the show at all. Yeah, me neither. OK, so Chase walks past Deanna. He says, you're awesome. We love you. That's that self-help seminar energy that's really, if it wasn't such desperate. It's a little bit like the last five minutes at a buffet

being on this boat. You know, Deanna talked about it at the beginning of the season. She was like, I'm going to get Stockholm syndrome and get horny. But if it was just like normal circumstances walking past a girl you don't know and going, you're awesome. We love you like that would probably, I mean, you know, it'd be like a sham wow. Well, if you, uh, is that what they call those things? Is that how you buffer a car? Well, that guy that got in trouble for like killing prostitutes or something? Do you remember that guy?

There's been a few of them. Yeah, he did all the demos on live TV and then he was like, he was arrested for I think killing prostitutes or something like that in the comments let us know. I don't remember that one. Well, meanwhile the primary appears to be recovering from that brutal jellyfish sting and I have to give her props. She's pretty tough. No request for a doctor or an emergency room visit. Yeah. We had a Sea Rat a couple of seasons ago, leave the boat for a toothache. Who was that? Kyle.

That's right. Yeah. I wonder how he's doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in tears. Oh, he's very much in pain. Yeah. So we break for a little itinerary meeting.

We're going to be doing the procession for the guest. And we get a little Sea Rat history with the priest. Evidently he was... I think it was Saint Carmen? Well he was at an orgy. Oh okay. Yeah. Cool. That would be my religion. Orgies? Well yeah. Why not? Not every once in a while. Orgies? Well, yeah. Why not? Not every once in a while. You know, every once in a while.

How's that, Macha? You know what? I'm getting really high. Actually, when you think about orgies, it seems more on the outside. It seems like it'd be fun, but in practicality, it's no. No, no. I wouldn't feel... One, you'd have to get tuned up to where every angle of you you'd be fine

with someone seeing right and there are certain angles we all have them that we're just like please don't walk behind me or you know you know I sure there's that but then also just the fucking ball of snakes and the cat's cradle of all the flesh and fluid it's yes let me share something with you, Dylan. Twenty years ago, I was dating this girl, Caroline, and she knew a security guard. And so you had to pay 50 bucks each. This is 20 years ago. Imagine what that is for inflation now. And it had to be a girl and a guy couple to come.

So it was us and two other couples. We were going there as a joke. We're all like 22 or something. And should we show up to this orgy thing? Yeah. And we go in there and let me tell you something. I took a look around that room. You wouldn't want to have sex with any of these people.

The only people that show up to gang bangs and orgies are people that you would not want to have sex with. Or see naked. Or you have to pay exorbitant amounts of money and it's in West Hollywood somewhere and everybody's in West Hollywood somewhere and everybody's in masks and you know, part of a real good orgy is that you want to look into the eyeballs of the person that you're slaving into that you'll never remember, you know?

So I'm out. I need intimacy. I need intimacy in my orgy. So let's move on. Daisy has to tell the girls that they're going gonna have a late night and it doesn't go well The girls are very very pissed off about this now we we've talked about in the past that the work-life balance on these boats are illegal, but they've

Pretty much gotten by very smoothly this season. Daisy's done a great job with them. Them having to get five hours of sleep one time and throwing this big of a conniption is insane to me. Well, sleep is very important to people. But Dylan, this is when she was going over the schedule with her stews, right? That's what you said. I just want to make sure I'm clear we're here. Well, these stews have a really bad attitude and Daisy reminds them how she got where she is is a good attitude and hard work. Listen up. If you work this hard, you too can be 34 and sleep in a room the size of a bathroom with a roommate on a bunk bed.

Shoot for the stars. Shoot for the stars. And that roommate is Gary, who they're, I mean, she and Gary are falling in love. And the only problem that she really has with him is that he takes on he shit well, Dill to say They're not on the same page is not enough. They're not even reading from the same book He's working towards marriage, and she thinks he's lactose intolerant and disgusting and a drunk now, I do want to digress for a second here When they were discussing that Broadway musical of a reenactment of the jellyfish, I believe it was Glenn's idea.

Maybe Daisy's, I don't know. At the time, I thought it was about as good an idea as a Broadway musical about the film Carrie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was going to go over like a lead balloon. Oh, wow, they're doing the pig blood thing. How did that, I think that show did fairly well. No, it closed after six days.

It was a lot of money they poured into that thing in 1986. I have a whole book about failed Broadway musicals. Why? It's fun to read about it. All these productions, you know? But you know, Dill, when Keith overhears them discussing this and he wants to participate, we do get a little tiny bit of Sea Rat history with him.

He has a theater background apparently and he did a little soft shoe. Dylan's right. Keith's gay. We are allies though. A hundred percent. Like a hundred percent. I like being an ally. What is soft shoe soft shoe a little tap To do to do to do a little tap dude. I could bust out a wicked tap when I was younger I really could hmm alright, so we get to party decor and the girls start hanging streamers

They're gold and black. The primary Ronnie sees them hanging black streamers and she kind of flips a gear a little bit. I think this was odd behavior perhaps it's the jelly poison taking jellyfish poison taking effect or maybe the tequila but she was tripping like David was when he went to that rave and married that guy. Uh, what? You don't remember David? Davidell? He went to a rave. He left the rave married. Oh.

Yeah, he's a free spirit. That's right. Well, you called him David. Oh, Davidell. Sorry. It was very confusing. Sorry. Yeah. Well, here's what's odd about Ronnie's critique of this. She says that black and gold are colors where old women shop for clothes at Target. There's a problem here. While she's giving this critique, she's wearing black and gold. Yeah, so here's the thing

with with Ronnie kind of flipping a gear about this whole thing. Usually when people are like upset about something like for it to land, they have to pull from like, uh, cultural markers, right? Like, well, in this specific example, so if you're going to flip out about how something you've done is insulting because culturally this is seen, it has to have been seen, right? You can't just say black and gold is over the hill and just keep screaming that in our Society black and gold means over the hill when not a single fucking human being has ever heard

I mean pass you stripping man. Am I crazy? No, yes. She was tripping. It's that jellyfish poison She's making it way through her system She's talking about going to Walgreens and how black and gold that Walgreens means you're over the hill. I mean I don't know what I haven't the faintest fucking idea what she is talking about. Ronnie if you want to come on the show and explain yourself we'll have you on. Hit us up. Quit tripping. Quit tripping. The procession is going to be asking Saint Carmen for good luck and she's supposed to give people on boats, fishermen, sailors, uh, good luck on the open seas.

Tell that to those fucking gloss to Massachusetts. Tell those guys in Gloucester, Massachusetts. That movie is so overdramatic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's form and directed it. George Clooney did not belong in that film. His mass Boston accent is so absurdly. He is not a good actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who else?

Mark Wahlberg. He's from Massachusetts and his accent was horrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so odd. When Ben Affleck does his Massachusetts, he's from there and it's still horrible. Right, right. He's a god. Yeah.

Anyway, that movie's horrible. Everybody dies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Everybody dies. Yeah. Anyway, that movie's horrible. Everybody dies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Everybody dies. No, I don't think George Clooney. What was that movie called?

The Perfect Star. That's right. I don't think George Clooney is a bad actor. Ask the sailors if it was perfect. Huh? George Clooney was in one of my favorite movies of all time. What's that? Burn After Reading.

That was good. I think that's more of the writing, though, Dylan. Yeah. But he was great in that. Brad Pitt was good in that, too. And he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag. He's horrible, too. He is not horrible, but he is pretty Other movie that he was in that he is absolutely fantastic in another one of my favorite moves of all time I love George Clooney Michael Clayton That was the writing

Okay, I mean watch George Clooney, okay force to carry a film in Batman and Robin and watch how stiff a performance That is what was the writing it was bad, right? Yeah He picked it. All right, so we get back to the boat I oh I do want to say this when the guests go out for this whole thing Isn't it nice to watch back and see all the searats mock you and call you a fucking bitch? Yeah, yeah. Or you're off the boat. Yeah, Danny, Danny, truth hurts, bitch. You're old. 50 is not old, Danny. No, it's not. It's young. It's very young. I consider it the beginning of your second act. It's kind of in the middle of your second act. There you go. And if you're

referring to yourself, you're going to, what did you set yourself 68 when I'm gonna die yeah Maybe a little bit longer 69 Maybe I'll hit 72 you want to get to 72. Yeah, I think the average life expectancy for a man Three in America is 73. Yeah, and then for a woman. I think it's 82. Although I think it's going down Yeah, you for a woman I think it's 82 although I think it's going down. Yeah, wonder why. It's all that red dye. Yeah.

Seriously? You won't allow it in the house. I bought Gatorade the other day, the red kind, wife threw it out. Good for her. Flamin' Hot Cheetos dude. I mean people are just going nuts over them. It's like you can't, it's the flaming hot cheetos we have in this country are banned everywhere else in the world. Is that right? How, how the

Doritos we have in this country banned everywhere else in the world. Speaking of processions, uh I don't know what, why my algorithm on social media feeds me this. It was a bunch of cheerleaders at a football game walking down the stands. Uh it uh did not look good for America. Oh, chubbies? Oh, every single one of them. I felt bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My algorithm is pretty much just midgets and people with Down syndrome. Really? Yeah. What are you looking at? Well, I just, you know, we started doing this other show, I can see social club and my co-host always says the downs are rising, the downs are having a renaissance, right, where we're finally realizing how incredible and amazing and light they are, right?

And you know, I'm sorry, we shouldn't be talking about midgets and people with Down Syndrome. Well, little people we can talk about. Well, midgets are, they're having another renaissance themselves, I mean are they're having another Renaissance themselves. I mean they're killing it. Yeah and a little word of advice to men out there that aren't packing downstairs if you got a little... Don't, don't, don't. Date a little person. So the the we get back to the boat. Cloyes and Daisy have to get you know my

other the other thing is just people eating food, like fat people eating food. You gotta get off social media. You just gotta get off it. There's nothing good there. So, um, Cloyce and Daisy have to get their timing down. Just six. Right, because the last time it didn't go well, and Cloyce thinks that he is married to Daisy the same way that Gary thinks he's married to Daisy. This girl is turning these boys up and down, man. But it's confusing why Cloyce is so head over heels for Daisy, because she's been quite rude to him. Although he is still in the,

like, if you're picking on me, you might have a crush on me age. Daisy hates Cloyce. Yeah. She says, every time I do a dinner with him, I don't know what I'm going to get, which is so absurdly unfair. He has he's been he's had some misses. But overall, Cloyce has been a very good chef this season. Yeah, for Daisy to go who the fuck? We're not serving mookeka and fucking chicken fingers okay don't forget though the girl that was folding laundry one day the next day she's preparing Italian meals for paying guests mm-hmm it's just it's completely

unfair but we get to the dinner which is beets out with piranha and lemon I think we had some fried beet crystals on the side. And we also had, how did I not write down the, how did I not write, how did I? Are you referring to the steak and fritas, that little Vegas? Steak and frites, yeah, with the cherry wood. Yeah, everybody lived at the same time. Cherry, that's my least favorite flavor. Whose fa, whose, whose flavor is it not the least? Cherry is disgusting. Cherry's disgusting.

It's disgusting. Oh, there's ice cream over there. Oh nice, what is flavor- oh cherry, no thanks. I'll do it, the only good cherry is the cherry pop tart. Cherry pop tarts, I don't know why. I'll tell you why, because it's not cherry. It's not cherry. It's like a berry kind of chemical thing

that tastes wonderful, but it's definitely not cherry. Cherry pop tarts are magnificent. They don't make a bad pop tart, Dylan. Yeah, they do. Do you know there's 200 flavors of pop tarts throughout the world? There's insane amounts of pop tarts. I'll go out on a limb and I'll say Brown Sugar, not a good Pop Tart.

Oh, I love that one. Not a good Pop Tart. I can't say. Get in the comments and let us know your favorite Pop Tart. I think we've done that before. So The Priest writes a sketch and it actually does go off without a hitch. This is actually quite fantastic. They did.

They pulled it off and it's because they sold the hell out of it. Okay? You can't be a little insecure when you're trying to sell this performance. And I got to thinking, I'm like, they should do this in emergency rooms around the world to cheer people up. Yeah. Hey, this guy lost his arm lighting a firecracker. Let's cheer him up with a reenactment. Who's that guy over there with his, uh, Oh, that's your arm. He's pretending to be your arm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See him wiggling around on the ground I think that'd be actually really really good Just a great idea

Okay, so let's say somebody loses their sight in just in one eye from a firecracker accident Lots of those around that, you know the summer time. Yeah Yeah, and so they go in and they like reenact it and stuff. And then the guy's just like, oh, and he's bumping into walls. And then the guy in the bed who has melted the eyeball out of his head is like moved to tears. He's moved. He's moved.

Yeah. That's moved. Yeah. That's a great idea. You know, the kid from my town, well, I never met him. This is just the lore that this happened. Some kid, like, he's fucking around with an M80, and he put it on his head. He's like, hey, look at me over here. Yeah.

Blew his fucking head off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. M80s will do that if they're directly on top of your head when they go off. Yep. It's crazy. I mean, a lot of people don't know that. But if you do put like a pretty serious charge of explosives on top of your fucking head and then light it, you can get gravely injured. Oh boy. So Daisy pulls the old guilt switch on Deanna. She's going to go, Daisy pulls the old guilt switch on Deanna. She's gonna go, she's gonna stay up, Deanna can go down.

This is Machiavellian management, I love it. You, why don't you go to sleep? I'll take care of it. Yeah, that's fine, we'll do it your way. That's fine. And it doesn't work on Deanna because Deanna, despite her being from everywhere and, you know, hot as shit, she's just got such a bad attitude. I mean she goes, she's

just trying to be a martyr. Fuck her. I mean there's there's nothing you can teach this one. Yeah, yeah. It's not gonna work. I used to try this stuff when I was in management. I'd be like, okay I'll do that. Like I'm in Daisy's position. Yeah. But I'll remember that. So just so you know, I'm going to remember this. That's what I do. Okay. Got it. So everyone has to get up and get the clubbers some food once they arrive back. I couldn't believe this. My wife liked this move to eat dinner and then go out to a club till five 30 in the morning. There. I'm not accusing them of anything. I personally would need something, uh, some Adderall or something to keep me awake. There's no fucking way I could club that late. No way.

Did you see that? I just spilled the matcha and none came out. None came out. That's a sign. It's a good omen for 2025. Listen, we get prepped for a searight night out pretty much immediately in the morning. Yeah, I was going to say though, the food they got served at 5 30 in the morning was what I generally put in my four year old's lunch box before she goes to school. Yeah, it's what you want to eat. It's this weird thing where like at two, you have to stumble into this food. You can't sit to eat this food. No. If you're going to eat macaroni and

cheese in quesadillas and pizza, it has to be a tornado of hedonistic gluttony. You can't be sat at a table being served this stuff. All right. I want to hear what the audience has to say about this. I think food never tastes better than when you come back from a bar at 1 30 in the morning, or you roll through that Taco Bell and I'll take one of everything which I've done before. Yeah. Um, I've been in the car with you when you've done it. Yeah.

Well, uh, sir, um, uh, how can I take your order? Uh, what would you like? Uh, everything. Yeah. And me and my wife are in the front seat. We're like, you want the fucking chicken pita? That's right. Oh, that's my favorite.

Of course I want the chicken pita. That's right. Oh, that's my favorite. Of course I want the chicken pita. That's my favorite. Jesus. OK, so I don't know why, but this, when Glenn tells Chase to get the K2R and spray it on the table, it made me want to be a Sea Rat. I don't know what it was. It was like this.

They know there's a specific kind of spray. Yep, and the sun shining and Ibiza, baby and he goes get the K2R it's it it reeks of like an Ecosystem, you know, like they know the rules and regulations and the code of this this world that they're in Let me tell you something my two kids if they went to school and kind of got themselves set up after high school, they went to some, at least they got a direction that they were going to head in. If they wanted to go off and be Sea Rats for a year. A year. I'd say you could probably learn something from this. Yeah. Go for it. Yeah. You can learn how to behave. Yeah. You can learn how to act right. It's a little bit like boot camp. Exactly.

Yeah. And you get to travel all over the place. And suck down booze and fuck sea rats. Got its good and bad sides. All right, so the ladies get ready to roll. And Deanna and Chase chat a bit. Now, finally, we lock in where she's from. It's Portugal.

We've known it, but it's been very confusing. It's quite of a knuckleball of an accent. Now, Deanna and Chase are finally having a go. And believe it or not, Danny heads up. To sabotage the bonding experience. To sabotage the bonding experience. That's right. She's a BTCB.

Big time coochie blocker. I ask this question, is what Danny did that bad at the top of the show. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yes. We know what you're doing. It's fucking disgusting and pathological. Like this is really like This is Gary King shit. It really is. This is what Gary does This is what this is what people who are sex and love addicts who don't know who they are who place, you know, external validation above everything on planet earth. You behave in disgusting ways.

Yes. I don't want to go too hard on a young woman, but this is, this is Gollum like behavior. Yeah. And I hate to say it but for her it worked Like a charm. Yeah, because guys are dumb guys are dumb guys are dumb and clearly Danny's playing playing that fish in a barrel Dude, that's right. So we get to the tip meeting. Yeah guest apart And it's so clear that he's interested in Deanna and not Danny. That's right. So clear Tip meeting tip meeting 24 24 K

2200 euros each good for you. See rats and Gary is not going to be drinking. He refuses the champagne now. This is the thing Do the work in the dark, right if you're going to be be alcohol free, let's not make a performance out of it. Yes. Right? So that's when you know that something might not be as real as you want it to be. So when I was sober for two years, 15 years ago, initially when I went out, I told people,

oh, I'm not drinking right now. And my friends made the biggest fucking deal about it. So eventually I just played this game where I'd say, I wouldn announce that and then I'd order a Diet Coke and I just pretend like I was drinking a rum and coke. Just because I didn't want to deal with the bullshit. He clearly likes the attention. Yeah. Oh thank you but I'm not going to be drinking this. Okay. So Chase brings the boys some beers and he's ready to get rear. And this is chase's first night out. Now we had to dinner. Chase and Deanna are vibing and so is Cloyce. Not really with anybody. He's just vibing. He looks at Daisy and he says,

I bet a bunch of people are interested in getting a taste of Ireland, which is one of the most baller slash revolting things I've ever heard. That was innuendo for a chewing on. Kind of like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. And or the butt. Oh, nice. Or the mouth. I mean, I don't know why we have to be so vile about it. Now, a couple other notes, worthy notes here, Dylan.

I don't mean to say baller. It was hilarious. Hilarious and inappropriate. It was it was hilarious in that it was coming from a 22 year old kid who thinks he has a shot with this this elder statesman of the boat. Yeah I do want to coach him up even in the restaurant industry we're not in the the 90s or early 2000 Anthony Bourdain time period. You start using that kind of Lego around the kitchen you're gonna have yourself a fucking million dollar loss. So watch it young man. Thank God you're a fucking Sea Rat. Okay, there's a couple of things worth pointing out. David, Davidell is dressed like he does magic and had his head bitten off by a tiger. What is the likelihood

of Davidell not being able to do at least some magic. He does some magic. Yeah. There's no way he doesn't. And then I think this was before dinner. Deanna lets us see one of the worst looking tattoos I've ever seen in my entire life. Where? I believe it was on her arm and it was an homage to her dead grampy. Oh yeah. Yeah and that was a horrible tattoo. I have a friend that has R2D2 on his chest and this was even worse than that Yeah, her tattoo looks like it was done in jail with the tattoo artist that was drinking toilet water while he was working on it Yeah, well, you got to get fucked up somehow. You know what I mean? I had a call toilet water booze hooch hooch is yeah. Yeah You know from speaking of algorithms for a while,

I had on my algorithm for some time, jailhouse recipes for food and it's sad. You don't want to go to prison. No. You ever had chili in a Ziploc bag? I've seen it made. You ever had cherry pie in a Ziploc bag? I've seen it made.

Pretty much everything is made in a Ziploc bag in prison. And at the end they all say it's bussin It's not it's not food it's Dylan were you watching that show with me where they all communicated on the toilet bowl they call hey You're gonna go talk to him on the bowl Yeah, and then you'd start getting bad acne on your face because your face was pressed up to the toilet bowl Yeah, well your your face is, you know, it's a little bit like getting, you know,

facials, other steam coming up, right? But it's kind of scented with like eucalyptus oil and stuff like that. Right. Imagine that, but it's scented with, you know, kind of like blood and urine and fucking feces. So yeah. Let's go talk in the bowl.

Really does not do your pores a whole lot of good. Now Chase heads to the bathroom while Daisy, in front of Danny, makes it even further more concrete. She says, you guys are really vibing. I think that this is great. And Danny is looking along the entire time like, I can give two fucks. That's right.

But she does. Now Gary, good job, Gary, does actually go the whole time like I couldn't give two fucks. That's right. But she does. Now, Gary, good job. Gary does actually go the whole time with no booze credit where credits do. And we had home and prep for the game. Now the game is going to be some hodgepodge of commands and demands pulled out of a box. Which was created or developed earlier in the evening. Right. The Sea Rats knew they were coming back to this. Yeah. Who's the guy that created Jeopardy? Merv Griffin. box which was created or developed earlier in the evening right the Sea

Rats knew they were coming back to this yeah who's the guy that created Jeopardy Merv Griffin Merv Griffin yeah it's like a Merv Griffin game but for Sea Rats now Gary's being very melodramatic in the bunk he's telling Daffodil that this life isn't cut out he's not cut out for this life anymore and he's gonna tie his belongings on a on a stick, he's not cut out for this life anymore. And he's going to tie his belongings on a stick and he's going to head out after this. Yeah, he's going to start jumping on the back of train cars. Yeah.

Yeah, I think... He's going to go west towards Salinas. The alternative is that he just got a call from production from Below Deck and they're not renewing his contract. This was right around the time he was probably going off on his Instagram. I think they made him shut it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's talking a lot of shit. Yeah. All right, so a couple of different pieces of paper get pulled. Suck and Blow is always a fun one, right? And then we get to recreate your favorite movie scene make out and Danny gets the pull. Now this one I'm not really, you can't

have too many gripes with what Danny's doing here. Okay, she's just playing the game, right? Chase is here, she's not gonna hook up with Preece, she's not gonna hook up with Cloyce right but once that's over she attacks oh yeah she does and dumb dumb chase completely plays into the entire thing not only does he allow her to mount him in front of Deanna and make out with him he leaves the jacuzzi with her to go and bang in the master. And then I like how she goes, whatever Anthony was, the door guy at the beach club. Yeah. Just like, just say, you know, I had another dude in here. Yeah. And I didn't have sex with him. He's like, hey, you know, thank you for letting me

know that. Yeah. That detail does not matter at all. No, no, no, no. He might as well have said, I don't give a shit. But the, my thing with Danny is like, don't say that, right? Because it doesn't matter. It does not matter. And if you're going to be truthful about it, let's go all the way because you definitely didn't do nothing in there right yeah I believe what's the point of being transparent and lying while you do it well that's why we need reunions well when they left Deanna watched them leave like she was at a high school dance and her best friend just asked the boys she liked to dance yeah it was really sad it was really sad I feel horrible for Deanna and we'll be back next week to break the whole thing

down until then get in the comments let us know what you thought about the It was really sad. It was really sad. I feel horrible for Deanna and we'll be back next week to break the whole thing down. Until then, get in the comments, let us know what you thought about the episode. Go to patreon.com slash another podcast network, PMZ, APS, Salt Lake City and more. We'll see you next week. I'm Dylan and Merry Christmas everybody. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat say goodbye. Later, don't.

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