Kill James Bond! - Parsnips and Tom Take a Beating | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S3 E6

Episode Date: March 29, 2022

Pat, Nick and Dylan are back to break down coffee in times of crisis, aluminium and how to pronounce it, successful conflict resolution and even more of Bravo's Below Deck Sailing Yacht. Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Sailing seasons 1 & 2 AND Love is Blind Season 2.  https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetworkVideo of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqw?sub_confirmation=1Merch: AnotherMerchStore.comGo to MagicMind.co and use promo code GLENN for 25% OFF

uh ashley uh ran for daylight uh when she stated she plans on just getting blackout drunk so she won't remember any of the regrettable behavior oh yeah took a depater right there you cannot deny the solid logic in that so she says this twice well she wasn't sure if they heard it yeah i'll do that sometimes on this show so she says it twice i'll do that sometimes on this show welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another below deck sailing yacht podcast my name is dylan i'm saddled up next to one real nicholas davis ahoy matey after the podcast over there

behind my glass hey everybody how are you you know that long uh hold i had on that word was just because so many shows i didn't know which below deck podcast we were doing uh we're doing sailing yacht this is the uh show for the cheapos we're doing Down Under at patreon.com. Are you getting into your PSAs? Pat, do you have any PSAs? Well, yeah, you kind of stepped on it. I was going to do a real hard sell here. Guys, you don't know what you're missing over behind that paywall. We're doing Down Under.

It's a different kind of below deck series. It's a little different. We got a hot captain. We got a hot captain, and the boat is filled with Aussies, guests and crew. And they're, as you mentioned, why don't you go ahead and say it? Well, Australia is basically if you just took Arizona for all the good and bad it is, you know? And just put it on a continent. It's a different kind of below deck.

But that doesn't mean that it's bad. It's the best below deck coverage we do and not only that we're having guests on to do it with us like a panel we're calling it like another uh below galley talk or something i don't know i don't want to steal that i thought we just talked off the air we decided against that so we had a little production meeting about this and then i said flatly no i have no interest in doing that idea. But Pat does really want to speak it into existence. Yeah, it's not going to happen. So we had Gabby, who's on this part of the franchise, Yachting.

She did a little panel with us. And if you want to hear her and what she had to say, you got to pay us five bucks and listen to our coverage of Below Deck Down. And also, we fire up Netflix's new hit series, reality dating game show. The Ultimatum. The Ultimatum. Hosted by, obviously, Nick and Vanessa Lachey. Lachey, yes. And we start that next week.

So give us five bucks, and let's all have a good time. Hey, the world's back going again. Let's start having fun. And last PSAs, the Oscars are fun again. We're sad, but we do an entire Oscar breakdown at patreon.com slash another podcast network under the umbrella of another podcast show. Yes, it's very convoluted,

and we do need to get better at branding and business, but guys, we've got to talk about Bravo's Below Deck Sailing yet. Episode whatever. Six. So, let's get into thoughts and pots. Maybe a little not sprinkled in there too, Nick. Me and Pat have been talking quite a while.

Why don't you go next? Love the episode. It's insane how they have the ability to run two concurrent editions of this franchise and both be so incredible because i know we mentioned it but i just one more time want to say we are covering below deck down under at patreon.com such another podcast network and they have a hot captain but this episode we've ever done this episode also held up i mean's... The ball of snakes is fun not just because of the ball of snakes,

but because of the aftermath of ball of snake. The landmines that it will place across this boat. Yeah. Parsifal. The thing with a ball of snakes is once it rolls through something, they don't all stay in the ball, you know? You get a couple of vipers that are flying off

and hiding underneath the couch cushions and stuff. Metaphorically speaking, there are still problems when the go ahead. Yeah, that was an interesting interjection on my thoughts and knots. Tom, I love the kid. Feel bad for him. He's

going to get shit canned. Yeah. 89 knots. I liked it. 91 knots. 93 knots. I'm done. Yeah, Tom takes- 91 knots. 93 knots. I'm done. 93 knots. Tom takes quite a fucking beating tonight, as does the bottom of this vessel. Now, I was almost dipping into specificity there, so I must hit the brakes a little bit,

but I thought it was a great episode. Sailing Yacht has turned out to be quite a premiere franchise of this franchise. I'm going to go ahead and couch the rest and just give it a solid 87 pots. 87. Let me tell you what yachting has. The little thing called consistency. That's not what Captain Lee's vessel or whatever his franchise that he mans. That show sucks.

Sure. Maybe it's because he sucks. I don't know. That show hasn't been entertaining for years. Since Kate. Yeah. And we'll do that in a couple months. Right.

Right. Right. Right. But for now. We'll make it entertaining. Yeah, we do right but they don't right you know uh but this show is amazing every episode is fun yeah uh just when i think how could they possibly keep entertaining me it's the same thing over and over again you know

but they do yeah i think we got i think we got some snakes in this episode uh one crew member he almost killed everybody that was entertaining yeah i mean we haven't ever had that before no uh-uh 80 pots so last we left off the wind god we spoke of um who was eris taking a snooze good memory and then uh woke up and got pretty miffed and was blowing at 30 or so pots and that is when the alarm sound um everyone springs out of bed this looked like the avengers suiting up oh yeah to go save the world tom's getting form tackled by the jacuzzi cover gabby's just blacked out and glenn is buttoning up a button up i mean this was so funny amazing. I mean, jacuzzi covers, as you pointed out, are now air projectiles that could potentially kill

you or Tom. The anchor's dragging in just six feet of water. Alarms are sounded, and the guests are awoken to gauge whether or not they'll see another day, and are met with Ashley saying, would you like some coffee? Yeah, so don't get ahead of yourself, though. So eventually, Glenn

makes it up, and he gets debriefed. The wind, damn, just come on up and blown the boat over on its side, and their anchor is dragging. Now, I was so sucked into the Hans Zimmer score and the drama. Hans Zimmer score. He did the music for this. Yeah, it was incredible. And I was so sucked into the Hans Zimmer score that I completely fucking forgot there were guests aboard this vessel that was about to flip over.

That guy was nominated for an Oscar. Yeah, I think he won. So I, too, was just absolutely riveted in this moment. It's one of the first times all the stuff that was going on, like, I really felt like we were in danger. I felt like we were watching Clooney's The Perfect Storm. Right. I got so amped up. I felt like we were watching Clooney's The Perfect Storm. I got so amped up. I was just running around my apartment ripping out wires.

I wanted to help, but I couldn't. I felt helpless, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. 95 knots. Okay, so I appreciate Ashley's efforts to keep the guests calm, but I feel she does have the wrong approach here as glenn is screaming about shallow water and what's going on in general the guests ask is everything okay her answer what is yeah everything's fine now this would work in situations where you could pull off the lie but when the boat is sitting at 45 degrees and the crew are running all over the place in their underwear, it's a tougher putt to pull off. That's why I think a lot of people's lives could have been saved on the Titanic had the staff just

been like, everything's fine. And they're like, I'm knee deep in water right now. I don't think it is. And they're like, would you like any tea? Right. Well, to be fair, one of the guests did ask Ashley after she said, everything's great. He said, no, really, am I going to live? Should I start calling my loved ones? One guy says I'm so stressed. So what she's doing is like serving a table while the kitchen has exploded into flames behind you. It's just not going to work. She was the violins on the deck of Titanic.

Yes, 100%. They're playing music, honey. There's no way we're going to die. Right. So evidently the keel is pushing into the sand, and they can get stuck if they don't sort it out. So the plan right now, get this, is to have Tom hop in the tender

and start splashing the back of boat with water. And then Daisy gets the news. Obviously. A cast. A cape. What? Daisy, not helpful right now. Okay.

But she does head up and save the day quite a bit. Booze is what we need right now. Not coffee and lies. They need Bloody Marys and they need a double. What do you want when you're dying? When you're going to die? Not coffee and lies. Nope.

Not coffee and lies. not coffee you want a bloody mary dude uh so eventually we get off the bottom and you know it's below deck so obviously this is this is as climactic as we can get on this show usually nothing will have happened but this time we actually did have a little uh you have a little skin in the game. It was a little bit of a catastrophe. I was impressed by everybody but Tom because Tom almost killed everybody. I was also not impressed with Gab. Well, I guess that ability to sleep through such a ruckus is actually should be noted.

I take that back. Such a C-Rap move. But man, I didn't even know this was like a possibility of what the outcome but how about if that boat would have gotten stuck there and just been there for years like that boat uh that one in india yeah why wouldn't someone just i thought about that me too let's go guys let's get me a crane we got a million bucks sitting on a beach here it's somewhat it's not a briefcase but it you know it's something it's we'll get we'll get to that oh sorry we'll get oh we're i'm ahead of myself a little bit ahead of yourself but i have more to say no definitely let's talk about it so um eventually um we get to a a little mini tribunal

uh with glenn and tom we'll have a couple of these sprinkled throughout the episode but this is like when you crash a jet and you survive um there's a tribunal they're like we're glad he stands out washington right yeah exactly super happy that you're all right but also really not happy about the damage that was done so what the fuck happened we got the toxicology report back and your blood alcohol level was off the charts and also there were empty little nippers in the garbage so was it that stewardess that got her heads cut off by the overhead bin or was it you you want to merchant name the girl you had a relationship with or you or you want to ride off to the sunset

scot-free and denzel said the devil comes at you at your highest point and they were like we don't know what you're talking about so anyways time is insistent that there was an issue uh that there was not an issue issue that he could have um alerted anyone to but the problem is the judge and jury of this here tribunal is glenn who's good at two things the violent murder of innocents and manning this specific vessel. So he's like, listen, I hear the dumb things that you're telling me. I have a little bit of a trade script here. He says, I hear the dumb things that you're saying, but respectfully, given that it takes five to ten minutes to get to a point where we would have dragged anchor,

was there anything distracting you? Like, um, jugs? So he's absolutely furious after this he's tossing bottles daisy and then bat at the transcript no way no no i don't i don't i don't did you have it well he just said uh this was after tom left he said it to gary he just said it is that fool's fault and it's time to chastise him and make sure the entire crew interacts with him as though he almost killed everybody. That was the transcript. All right.

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Buy Green Chef and cook that, please. All right. Hey, who farted? Not me. I didn't. Did someone fart? Yeah, one of you guys did. No, I definitely didn't.

I didn't either. When have I been known to lie about a fart? Neither of you are liars. I don't know. When have I been known to lie about a fart? Neither of you are liars. I don't know. Maybe it's my dog. I sometimes, when I have to fart, I'll try to do as loud as I can, and then I look at you guys to see if the mic's picked it up. So the guests...

Pretty much Ophir. Sorry. So the guests are up, and they're confused about the erratic behaviors of the wind god, just like us. They're like, when we want to sail, there's no wind're like when we want to sail there's no wind but when we want to sleep there is how tough the lives of these people are evidently the wind god's affecting us too far yeah uh so i'll have uh another margarita please and we move on the tribunal continues you have the transcript um gary and a little bit of Ashley are pretty quick to stomp on Tom's throat

and that's when the show paints a pretty clear picture of what could have happened to them they cut to a picture of one of the vessels that hot captain Jason rammed into the rocks in Indonesia and it's been there for years now if you listen to our below deck down under coverage you'll get that I guess you could call it a joke For years. Now, if you listen to our Below Deck Down Under coverage, you'll get that.

I guess you could call it a joke. Hey, you mentioned Ashley was the first to put her boot on his neck. She went up to Tom or something. She wished him out in the cornfield and distanced herself as quickly as she could by saying, he's not my boyfriend. Yeah. Good for you. Ashley sucks.

But we'll get to Ashley. We must move on. This goes up in the annals of the myriad reality shows we've covered of instances where a man has made a woman dry up like the Sahara Desert. The Mojave Desert. Another dry desert. I almost say, feel like saying dry desert is redundant,

but of course we had, um, uh, Brandon, uh, trying to woo. Michelle fell on a skateboard and the bachelorette, uh,

really, really dried her up. We had Sal drop mal in the ocean. Love is blind, which is available at patrion.com slash another podcast network. And now we had Tom almost kill everybody aboard the boat. And like you said, Ashley's like, I'm out. You're a loser.

To be fair, I'm going to the top. That is quite an egregious thing to do. Seriously. To almost kill somebody. Killing someone will slow your libido. Oh, yeah. It's one of the least sexy. Well, after.

Yeah. The fear. Right. But once you're. Oh, yeah. It's one of the least sexy. Well, after. Yeah. The fear. Right. But once you're... Almost killing someone. If you're still in the periphery of the murder, I could imagine you'd get pretty hopped up. So we must move on. Bacon French toast frittata for breakfast.

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uh the rope is super heavy and she's just being all all weird. The primary did say something pretty interesting. He said, look, I docked you 10 grand because you almost killed all of us. Yeah, that was really fun. But we had to tip down a meeting in one second. So Tom throws a rope that isn't attached to anything. And after they walk down the deck, Tom transforms into a true little dickhead. He says, I'm not even going out tonight. I'm not going to take responsibility for

this it's just this is a very 23 24 year old move well your brain isn't developed at that age no it is not so i wonder if you know as brittany and maybe he could borrow her book what's the book oh extreme ownership extreme ownership by jaco william or the way of the warrior kid yeah jaco will he's young that's what he should start with. Many of the same principles. But with pictures. Clouded in allegory. We have to get to the tip meeting.

It begins with Grann blasting Tom about almost killing everybody. And then we find out what our tip is. Pat, take it away. 16 grand. Everything's light this season. We're hovering always around that $16,000. Could it have to do with the sales? I think it's sales and two-night charters.

They seemed impressed with the $16,000 tip. They did. It ended up being $17.78 each. Great year. Glenn does point out that Tom almost killed everybody, and that's a possible reason for that. And on a positive note, he says we're starting to work as a team better. Yeah.

So just a lot of great stuff from this episode. So how do we feel about Gary and Cap on Tom? Is it melodramatic? Should they just fire him? I know that he'll come close to being fired towards the end of this, but it's very, I don't know. How do you guys feel about it? It does seem like quite the dereliction of duty,

almost killing everybody, almost never on the anchor watch do you have to do anything but this was one of the few instances where it came up so almost i feel like you could shit can them right if maybe you could couch as an honest mistake i guess he's just on thin ice but then he starts attacking women almost later so after the charger i would have got rid of him in this moment i think i give him another chance yeah it's not to bring up denzel again but he's always relevant it's it's like you don't always have to fly a plane upside down um but when you do need to do it you need to be prepared to do it at least wake up behind the thing.

Well, also, guys, we have Knowing Glenn for two separate seasons here. So we know how even killed Captain Glenn is. He's not a douchebag like Lee or Captain Sandy. So he's a man that uses logic. He's not one to lash out and hand plane tickets home. So when he says, i think we got an idiot member as a crew right member here and i'm scared his incompetence might kill us all before the end of the season i believe him yeah and the the trouble with tom is glenn knows that there is

a record of negligence at this point so if glenn puts him on anything that could result in the deaths of people and that does in fact resolve he the deaths of people. He'll be in court for five years. He will be in jail. It's on him. So, Gary, we're all simpatico here, though, and we're also all copacetic. We move on into the evening and prepping for

it. You know, the champagne's flowing. There's light work to be done. Talking about vibrators and pussy. Yeah, well, and before we get there, Gary hits on Gabby. And then we move on to more Tom getting

shit on. Before we get to the Tom getting shit on, the Gary hitting on Gabby. This is why Gary is a master of his craft, which is his craft, of course, bedding sea rats. Being a pig, yeah. The hitting on her comes right off the heels of him talking from a position of authority

of what should happen to Tom and what Tom has done wrong and how he thinks of the situation. So he's already put himself up on the pedestal, and then he's like, so you're going to kiss me later? I'll kick you off the boat like I do Tom. It's an impressive maneuver. There's a power hierarchy until he understands where he is. It's very funny that powerful men do this so often.

You get to a point in your career where you're really doing well, and then you throw it all away because you're in a constant state of rutting. I really hope Gary cools it a little bit. Well, he'll be aged out of this business. You know what? He's got another solid decade. I feel like sea rats are probably generally lifers. We just don't get them on our television.

Television show. All right. So we have got to head out. They hop in buses. Ashley is in the bus with the guys and says, how do I always end up in the guys bus? Well, free t-shirt manifestation is a very powerful force.

I think what's that book? The secret. Yeah. If you dream it, it'll come. So Gary is now my free t-shirt boat. No, I was too focused on getting my thing out.

Free misogynistic joke out my mind was misogynistic too i was saying she was on girls gone wild gone wild right right right they go on the bus that's actually the commercials the infomercials always just showed them showing titties on the beach but if you actually watch those things they were lezzan out on the bus yeah you know that business model didn't work out when the owner ceo uh now lives in mexico because he can't come back here well because he was uh exploiting uh teenagers right yeah it's a pretty gross business model the business model almost flawless yeah the ethics lack of them yeah well you got to bake those in a little bit don't

you so um they are in the buses now at this point in the show and in my notes, and Gary is really hitting on Gabby. He's just going in for a casual kiss, and he gets shot down. But I got to say, he's such a pig. And he's so used to getting shot down that it does not affect him in any way, shape, or form. I mean, he is an unstoppable force when it comes to this kind of thing. And it's an important thing. If you turn into Jamie once you get turned down, then everybody's

turned off by you. If you let it wash off your back like you didn't even do it and move on to the next one. Resilience. The one that shut you down might jump back in. She's like, what was I doing? So Ashley really throws her hat into the smut going on at the table. She yells, while sucking on an olive, have you used your vibrator yet?

And then says, I'm not even that horny. This kind of talk is just so 23 years old, you know what I mean? Then Gabby says, in that suggestive kind of way, a little bit closer to 30, but still very obvious. You're not even horny and you can get laid. I'm super horny and I can't get laid. I loved. You can see the strings.

The game going on between Ashley and Gabby. They were both doing their manipulation quite well. Because that first thing when Ashley threw out, oh, do you play with your vibrator yet? She wanted to make it sexy and see where Gabby turned to it. Gabby's like, I'm game. I'll play with this all day. And then when Ashley said she's not even horny,

I felt like she was trying to cock off that she had already gotten laid. And that's why she wasn't horny. Gabby took it as like, oh, you're not horny getting laid? I want to get laid. I'm horny too. And then she touched Gary's thigh probably. If I'm calling this contest, though, gentlemen, I think Ashley ran for daylight when she stated

she laid out a pretty good game plan for the night for all to hear. She said she plans on just getting blackout drunk so she won't remember any of the regrettable behavior. Oh, yeah, took a depater right there. You cannot deny the solid logic in that. So she says this twice well she wasn't sure if they heard it the first time yeah i'll do that sometimes on this show so she says it twice i'll do that sometimes on this show and it's sad both times and it's also um i feel as though, I mean, at least for this guy, a major deterrent.

Because who wants to fuck an unconscious person, right? Because it's not sexy, and it's also kind of a crime. An old decrepit man walks up. He's like, would you guys like some pudding? Can I cue out? It's Bill Cosby. Ashley's at, you know, these sea rats, even when they do this show, when it's airing, they're still back out on the sea. You know, Ashley called her mom.

Hey, mom, did dad see the episode? I'm going to get so drunk tonight. I don't remember anything hot. Well, your dad doesn't want to watch the show honey so um we get more unhelpful management from daisy which is a uh pattern with days is this when she does a welfare check on gabby uh yes she has two different conversations with uh the two stews and then throws her hands up and goes they don't act like this in front of me so you know if they don't like each other there's literally nothing i can do well i would say one get them in front of me. So, you know, if they don't like each other, there's literally nothing I can do.

Well, I would say, one, get them in front of you at the same time, and two, they have acted like this in front of you. So please fix the problem. I actually, sorry, kind of off topic, but I'm kind of confused right now because it seems like there's various love triangles happening. Why is no one interested in the weird one? It's too weird.

We talked about some turn-offs earlier. When someone puts their hair between their teeth, it'll soften it up. Yeah, I mean, I'm so in love with my wife, but the weird one is the kind of... I would be very attracted to the weird one if I was a single man on this boat. The weird one would...

You know, she makes her eyes squint. You go, this is a weird one. You was a single man on this boat the weird one would you know she she makes her eyes squint you go this is this is a weird one you know what i mean it's much better than i would i would much prefer a very beautiful girl who's very quirky flossing her teeth with her hair than ashley who's saying i'm gonna be a cadaver tonight who wants to fuck me i think we're having the weird one on next week. Can't wait. Night falls. Tom and Ashley are both well into blacking out.

And that is when Gary recommends that everyone get together for a little family orgy. It's all fuck. It's a problem. Now that everyone is shit face, daisy said i've got an idea let's do some conflict resolution interior crew meeting yeah um it does not go well because how could it go well uh gabby and ashley are both um they're the north and south side of the magnet or south and south however you want to work it out. They're never going to do it because Gabby is,

I don't want to explore the psychology because it's just not interesting enough. But I guess we'll talk about this later when they get into their little fight slash makeup. So rambling over, let's move on to Tom turning into a full-blown child and then angry, threatening drunk. So he heads into Gary's cabin and sees Ashley mounting Gary with the donkey punch bruise that he gave her the night before.

I don't know what it was. I thought it was a bad-ass tattoo. I couldn't tell. It was definitely a bruise. It was a bruise. Woof. Yikes. Tom does not have sex like a 23

year old. No, he has sex like that freak from Fifty Shades of Grey. I mean, I'm okay with a little, you know, tapping away, but I mean my God, that thing looked like a celestial body. It was disgusting. It's gonna collapse in on itself. Jesus Christ.

So that is when all hell breaks loose. He's sucking down Reese's, stomping all over the boat like Ike running down Tina. And he eventually catches her, douses her with tequila, and then continues to chase her around the boat. That was crazy. And he keeps calling her a scat, which I assume is is uh where are the fuck he's from a word for slut or something what is did you look that up i had to the context clues were were beating you over the head it had to be me yeah which is gross i don't know why the guys didn't intervene i

eventually i think it was daisy that was like hey get out of here and then i think gary finally grabbed him it's like hey this guy is belligerent and he's starting to get violent like yeah by the way this is fireable like this is what's completely yeah and and what makes me sad is that it's all going according to ashley's plan like get rid of him she she he was ruined by a woman uh on this plus he almost killed everybody the day before yeah kind of ruined by himself on account of he almost killed everybody and he's the one stomping around like Hulk. He allowed a woman to put him in such a tailspin, he ruined himself. Yes. The point is, she was instigating this.

She wanted to melt down from him. Yes, yes. She wanted to fuck Gary. He was only a pawn in his game. She's a succubus. She plays with weak, weak men like Tom and Tom. She was right about 23-year-old men, but scat, British

derogatory slang, a promiscuous girl or women nailed it. The king of context clues reigns again. Reigns again. So, Daisy and Gary do have to intervene in what was just such a C-Rap moment. I mean, what a show we've got on our hands here, guys.

It's got a little nasty, but this was a quintessential sea rat moment. Big time. I mean, Gary is the true victim here though. I mean, he was robbed of that massage, you know?

Yeah. That was going to be great with her club hands blacked out, rubbing him. So, uh, Daisy says that she feels for Tom because when you're into someone, you don't hook up with them and then two days later get tequila sucked out of your stomach and massaged in a private bath.

Daisy, I'm sorry. What industry are we in? Sea rat? No, that happens every day, including Christmas. Definitely, including Christmas. Get the fuck out of here with that. So Tom decides to head to bed and he stomps all over captain glenn to get to said bed um then we've got a moment with our little gabby

diabolical you guys want to break this one down yeah obviously a fan of the 48 laws of power uh gabby is i believe this is exact verbiage in the second page of chapter four. Robert Green. Let your enemies fight amongst each other and get distracted while you crawl in bed with Gary. Yeah. I've got to read that book. When the reviews came out, everyone loved it. They said this is a perfect book for psychopathic people on Wall street and in silicon valley but there was one very specific chapter chapter five about an upcoming season of below deck that really took me out of it

if you couldn't understand the metaphor then you don't deserve power all right guys next morning we gotta move on to the next you're not talking in the mic at all gabby does no one knows what you said now gabby despite sleeping with uh in gary's bed all night and her bathing suit uh being left in his uh his bed and uh wearing his clothes uh claimed she did not uh knock boots although she did, in fact, touch his ding dong. Well, before we get to that kind of reframing of negatives to positives, I think it's a perfect time to listen to Pitbull's podcast to talk about Better Help. Better Help. You know, this podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp. It's online therapy, and it is more effective than even Pitbull's podcast from a positive to a negative.

Which I destroyed. Because BetterHelp is actually here to help you invest in yourself. Relationships take work, especially the most important one you can have in your life, your relationship with with yourself a lot of us will drop anything to go help someone we care about we'll go out of our way to treat other people well but how often do we give ourselves the same treatment pat what do you do to invest in yourself i go for long walks and i listen to classical music and i also just put my phone away dylan and i live in the moment you know i play with my kid and i just push out the distraction because it gives you anxiety right you know but i also i now use better help yeah and you know what i've been inspired by this episode i'm going

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Gabby is a little bit embarrassed about the night previous the fact that she has to walk out in Gary's clothing she says that is a little bit embarrassed about the night previous. The fact that she has to walk out in Gary's clothing. She says that she had to take a walk of shame. Now, Gary is a pig, but

I do think that he does shine a light on a fascinating aspect of this double standard within men and women. Gary says, don't call it a walk of shame. Call it a stride of pride. A stride of pride. Now, I implore everyone that gets into a promiscuous event

that they do not regret and that they want it because they're investing in themselves to call it. A stride of pride. A stride of pride. It is not a walk of shame walk i wish i had that line back in the 2000s when i was uh killing ass you know it's just fun when it comes off the tongue you just you just walk out of that that killing ass yeah you just walk out of the front door that front porch that frat house doing the billy strut yeah a stride of pride so once uh the once that whole

thing is solved we get to a very dramatic split screen i also don't think she was that embarrassed she called him daddy immediately right yeah obviously so one side is ashley and marcos the other side is tom and the weird one now marcos and the Weird One are both trying to talk their respective, you know, conversation partner off the ledge, and that fails ultimately. Hold on. The Weird One has wisdom, Dylan. Of course she does.

She surmises with Tom there that the drama comes when people drink too much. I can't wait to talk to this little guru. She's Rafiki. You know what? I just heard a really crazy piece of advice that I had never heard the other day.

Oh, what is that? Somebody said, when you're married, you never want to go to bed angry. I was like, say that again. They said, you never want to go to bed angry.

I said, my God. Revelator. Who are these people that are touched by the wisdom Of their gods Are you a stoic So the split screens collide With a violent musical Sting And that is when Ashley drags Tom onto the dock

She says this will be quick You shut the fuck up and I'll talk Whoa Okay children Cause I fucked him kid Drags Tom onto the dock. She says, this will be quick. You shut the fuck up and I'll talk. Whoa. Okay, children. You know, the interesting part about the... Because I fucked them kids. Because I fucked them... Come on, you all knew.

That's ridiculous. I was on vacation with a four-year-old. Why is it Michael Jackson right now? Because I fucked those kids. Literally, I only included it because pat just he went high he just got he just just chuckles and giggles so much every time of course i fuck the children you all do uh back to ashley top you're right. One thing I was going to... Y'all have fun in heaven. Y'all have fun down there.

Okay. So, Ashley says she's never been disrespected the way that Tom disrespected her the night before. And I have written, I highly doubt that. But I'm sure.

It's called Thursday. I'm sure that the worst circumstances of disrespect were done in a consensual environment. And they were very aroused. Ashley, I hope this isn't disrespectful to her. With her and Tom, in regard to their relationship, she'll fuck him again. 100%. I think it might be a little disrespectful so let's move on tom takes it yeah what are we moving away from them no well he just

takes it on the chin he took it on the chin and he didn't have to if he could have composed himself the night before she was being a skit uh who cares pretty much undeniably a skit if you if he would have composed himself he would have had the high ground. He could have been the one being like, I got to talk to you. What you did last night was not okay. Instead, he had to sit there and take what she was giving him because he is probably going to be fired. Nicky, no, you're wrong, dude.

Did he got a ring on that? They fucked. He don't own you, and get the fuck out of here. You're starting to scare me now. They fucked. He don't own you. And get the fuck out of here. You're starting to scare me now.

He could have kept some points where there was blatant, intentional disrespect right in front of him. Gary, give me a massage. I think there were moments. Everybody agreed on that boat. Who's the guy? Had he not lost his temper, everybody would be in Tom's corner. But he did.

And he sees his dickhead for it. Who's the guy that had sex with Riley who said? Tyler Chill. Tyler Chill. No. tyler chill it depends what he said i said some things no regrets had a blast yeah it was tyler tyler i think i say nick uh if tyler you know if tom could channel tyler chill in this situation just go oh whoa she's a skit. She'll be, you know, who knows? But she's definitely not my girlfriend. I'm not going to be pissed off that she's rubbing some guy. Her colors are here. I see them.

I mean, she said she wanted to turn into a cadaver tonight. That was concerning, and now I see that it's happening. So why would you get upset about this? Just leave it alone. The weird one should have told them, like, you know, free her like a bird. If she comes back, she's yours. Yeah.

Okay. The weird one and I had the same advice. If you guys recall in the beginning of the season, what he should have done is fuck the weird one. Oh, yeah. She'd come back to him. Or Gabby. So Tom in his OTF says, I completely take.

Well, there's a combo here. He says, i take full responsibility it was completely my fault cut to animal loser uh cut two pickups and he goes well i mean it well you know kind of uh there's a reason i got so upset i mean it's not completely my fault i mean my god all right so it's a late one very late but it's time to get into psm oh we're gonna not gonna do that we're not gonna do that this is the preference sheet meeting Our primary, Jim Blumenthal. That name sounds rich. I feel like this might be some real money coming aboard.

He's a primary charter guest from Boulder, Colorado. He's a business owner from Boulder and is no stranger to sailing his most recent sailing trip was on a private yacht in capri but he cannot wait to experience sailing in minorca with his girlfriend and close friends minorca and majorca will really throw you for a loop. Joining Jim is his longtime girlfriend, Veronica. Veronica works as a registered nurse and says that Jim is the most high maintenance person she's ever met. And this is coming from a nurse who takes care of people for a living. Also, pay close attention to longtime girlfriend.

Great, great note. Attention to longtime girlfriend. Great, great note. Veronica's one request is to have an abundance of fresh flowers on the boat. That's sweet. That's sweet. Also joining the group are Ken and Chris. Ken owns and operates office buildings in Denver, and he's the self-proclaimed comedian of the group.

I'll see about that. self-proclaimed comedian of the group. I'll see about that. His wife, Chris, spends her time overseeing their multiple homes across the country. She cheats on him everywhere. Also, last up are

Rick. And he does too. Oh, yeah. It's an open relationship, kind of. But in Denver. Last up are Rick and Marnie. Rick recently retired from his technology firm. He spends his time traveling and tasting the finest wines he can get his cans on. And Rick's wife is in sales and is extremely adventurous. The whole group looks forward to an everyday sunset celebration,

which will include wine and high-end stuff each evening for the sunset jim and his friends want the full sailing experience and are requesting the entire island so they can uh appropriate the unique i'm running a screenshot itinerary request on night one the guests are requesting cocktails on a beach during sunset. They would like to return the yacht for a night in Spain dinner party with traditional local dishes from Menorca. On day two, the guests would like the crew members to lead them in a morning yoga routine followed by water sports. On night two, the guests would like a double-down casino party

and a dealer's choice dinner. No restrictions, no requests. Whatever the chef wants to make as long as it blows their minds and taste buds on day three after breakfast they would like to go to a nearby winery to taste the local varieties during the tasting they would like to have an array of tapas and cheeses prepared by the chef uh compliment to compliment the wides immediately after the winery, they would like to experience the water toys. And night three, the guests request a seafood palooza, not to be confused with a seafood extravaganza.

Dinner followed by a talent show put on by the yacht crew. And that concludes the most basic preference sheet meeting. Pretty much. But information filled. It's two preference sheet meeting night it was tough but listen there is uh a lot of good stuff to be mined now i can get high and i love that you brought up the fact that we may actually have a full-blown freemason here you know kind of those kind of you know i bring a pedophile kind of people kidding a blue blue and thaw and denver is the way you go if

you're into weird shit yeah the airport stuff right it's just the perfect airport for in and out so um you know it's like part of there's like a pizza gate look into look into the denver airport dude you don't know about the denver airport where'd you find this out on bit shoot everybody knows about denver airport i'll get into it sometime aps since you didn't know about the Denver Airport? Where'd you find this out on BitChute? Everybody knows about Denver Airport. I'll get into it sometime APS since you didn't know. I think everybody knows what I know. Denver Airport, dude. It's like the center of like fucking Q, fucking all of it. Oh, okay. Denver Airport, dude?

You've been... Underground Tunnels! You've been on BitChute? You've been on BitChute, dude? I've been meaning to look into BitChute to confirm all the things I already know. What do you guys say, Dylan? I was gonna say that the mark of a true sadist is someone who makes the sea rats dance. Not every wealthy person has the confidence

in their bank account to demand these servants dance. And I feel like that is the true mark of a diabolical rich person. Hey, one last note, just to bounce off the preference sheet meeting. As it ended, Glenn says he's going to end the preference sheet on a high note. He says, we're on a roll, despite almost everyone being killed yesterday. And the guy who almost did that kept me up all night yelling and screaming.

Yeah. We're on a roll. We're on a roll. We're on a roll. We're on a roll. He's also very cute about Daisy and Gary. Oh, yeah. I think you two are going to fuck. Oh, I like them.

I'm good with a little love aboard. I'll kill both of you when you're asleep. So the night falls. Ashley says, come on, Gabby, let's go to bed. Oh, no, no, no. This one, this one. She's got her eye on Gabby the rest of the charter. She's like, you will not best me again, you bitch.

So we get more calls home to mom. and then we arrive at the next day. Pat, yell it. So Tom is projecting his negativity onto everyone, while the weird one tries to lift Tom's spirits. Cap, Gary, and the sea dog talk about shit canning him. Poor Tom. He is just taking an absolute beating tonight i mean it's just relentless he's he's not a model he's he's tom from north england i think the show ends

with tom knowing he's pretty fucked well um first we got to talk about ashley and gabby who have to resolve conflict because their manager won't do it uh for them that is unless she is shit face so ashley is becoming my least favorite person on the show kind of tied with tom because they're both petulant little children but ashley um when they're gabby's trying to to level with her poorly executes this victim's draw man thing where she says she's really scared to ask Gabby questions about things, which is confusing because the issue has nothing to do with Gabby not giving aid and more to do with Ashley not doing the things that she's supposed to do and then running to their boss and bitching about Gabby.

So this whole, you know, you're just not very approachable. I'm just kind of scared of you. It's just, again, you can see the strings. It's just bad arguing, and she's just a little insidious, but she's bad at it. It was pretty convenient that they happened to keep their gas lamp in the laundry room and then Ashley picked it up and hit Gabby over the head with it. Smashed Gabby over the head with a gas lamp. A very shocking moment. Ashley says that she doesn't have a lot

of girlfriends. Whoa. Whoa. Wow. I thought she would have, like, had to fight people off when she eventually gets married. Who's going to be in her bridesmaid party? M. Night Shammy Man type twist. And we end the episode with Tom begging to remain employed while his captain is getting dressed five minutes before we'll talk about it later we'll talk about it later I Tom I knew he was gonna do this in the

beat like 10 minutes into the episode I was gonna I was like he's gonna approach Glenn at the most inner opportune I can't talk moment and it is not going to go well for him obviously he's spiraling because he's like oh Glenn just shut me down and said we'll talk later no it's the the guests are literally down the dock and the captain's like we can talk about this so we just don't have a lot of time right now don't get in your head tom you might be saved but you're probably gonna get shit canned we'll find out next week what happens with that guys patreon.com slash another podcast network to hear below deck dan under with gabby latest episode and latest episode with Gabby. Join us on Facebook.

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