Another Below Deck Podcast - (Patreon Exclusive) I Love You, Olivia | RHSLC S6 E6

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

Dylan, Pat and Ruby are back to break down pumpkin pie, a mothers love, steamers, blueberries, Yerba Matte, farts and more from Bravo's RHSLC. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork ��YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=enSPONSORS Factor - FactorMeals.com/BadTV50off Code - BadTV50ff DraftKings Casino! HERS - ForHers.com/BadTV

So one of the most heartbreaking moments of an entire, just, just trough full of heartbreak is just the beginning of this. This is, if Michael Scott was a bad mom, he would try to break the ice with this painfully awkward anecdote. Let's take a walk down memory of land, Olivia. Down in Utah, the guys and I dig a city called Solace. It's got the grueviest. Kids, that's why we never get tired of Solace.

Hi. Hey, how are you? It's another brand spanking new episode of Bad Television. The timer went out. Are you okay? Yeah, I'll be fine. You sure? Yeah.

Listen, I'm here with Patty. Patty. How you doing? Good. Doing great. We have, people are probably wondering what's happening in this feed. Yeah, it is a pretty confusing thing, actually. actually a pretty confusing thing, not Buzzball Friday, actually a, what do we have tonight?

A can dispressor martini? Yeah, I'm trying it. I need to wake up. It's been a long week. Does it have caffeine or just booze? Oh, it's got a lot of caffeine. Really? Does it really?

Mm-hmm. It's passing through my veins right now. Joining us this evening from across over there is in New York and she is the shiniest hair and she is baby gorgeous herself. it is my sister Ruby Wren. Hello, Jill, hello Pat. How are you? Did you get your hair did?

I thought you had pneumonia. I do have pneumonia, but since I couldn't leave my house today, I decided to test myself and say, can you still curl your hair in 20 minutes? And the answer is yes. Great job. I can't curl my hair in 20 minutes. Can you? No.

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the Church of Fraudulent Goods, baby gorgeous, all of it. It's our favorite, it's our favorite show, period. And we break it down at patreon.com slash another podcast network. But we're going to give you this episode for free.

And this seems like it's coming out of nowhere. And it absolutely is. Yeah, we have too many ads. So we had to put these ads, in this show. So there's going to be a couple of ads tonight from some incredible sponsors. The only way we can do this is through your support and their support. And we would appreciate you supporting them. But if you want the ad free episode, as always, got a patreon.com slash another podcast network. All right. She hath returned from her bachelorette party. Can I tell you

what she did? Yeah. She went up state, stayed in a lodge, had a chef com on the last night. They all got around and did PowerPoint presentations on conspiracy theories. that's what you and your group of friends did on your bachelor party my friends and i went to beacon and cold spring we rented a gorgeous house we had a gorgeous chef we went to a gorgeous winery we also did conspiracy presentations and we cried a lot because we love each other so fucking much how many girls ruby nine wow isn't that amazing then that sounds so fun it it actually does and you had a private chef show up and cook you all a meal yeah it was beautiful we went hiking it was truly it was a dream weekend yeah and now she has pneumonia so don't have fun people you'll get

sick okay listen let's get into this episode as we always do we give our wives why how many wives yeah how many wives yeah how many wives pat why don't you take it away let us know how many wives oh sure um this was a perfect reality tv episode okay it was spectacular yeah it had quite a spectrum of emotions uh and this some of them okay uh for one we have uh eight minutes of on someone, I think Mary Cosby, blaming the dog for farting. Well, that and just the harm that she endured over the misconstrued ridicule that Angie doled out because it wasn't her that farted. She was just gassy.

It was actually the dog that farted. Go ahead, Ruby. I will reserve my thoughts until we discuss it. Okay. Thank you, Ruby. All right. Then we bounce over to Brittany with her daughter, Olivia. Uh-huh.

A truly heartbreaking conversation between a mother who, was pretty checked out. Sure, sure, yeah. And then a extremely mature young lady who is trying to deal with the fact that her mother was trying to reconcile, but she doesn't really see a pathway. Yeah, hurt ages you. You grow up quick. And then somehow in this 42-minute running time episode, they found time to squeeze in

that Bronwyn is a fucking sketchy bitch. Jesus, fucking Christ. I love when they're like, I guess someone, the story, broke. And it's quite the story. And then Bronwyn has to own it to gout balls. And she explains, all right, there was some stuff that happened when I was real young. Okay, but that, you know, I was young. Who cares? Who cares? Then there was this, uh, some fraud that I committed when I was in college. Now, you're still an adult. And then there was this stuff 10 years ago, which is pretty bad, but I can't talk about it. It's like a sealed file. Yeah, right. Right. Right. Uh, you know, I make fun of Katie.

So I got to call balls and strikes here. Yeah. Bronwyn, you're a sketchy, bitch umpire pat yeah a hundred wives wow that's a great episode uh ruby why don't you uh take a crack at it couldn't agree with pat more this was not our usual like a sort of hysterical absurdity this was a more quiet absurdity that was still gorgeous to watch uh the brittney scene while heartbreaking i mean mind blowing right right he invited her daughter over to to talk about their. Jared was there. They started making out

and she didn't look at her. Amazing. Lisa, paying in cash, waving her bill. A lot of C-notes. Yeah. Bronwyn and her little criminal past. Ooh,

a little fucking liar. Mary Cosby, I think I might. Hey, I think she might be a bitch and I don't think we can come back from this because she blame the dog. I'm so,

never blame the dog for farts. Also, if the dog does, just like, shut up, Mary. you shit your pants and it's fine okay i blame my baby for a fart the other day is that okay yes totally okay yeah it's fine um 94 wives 94 wives uh ruby later on the episode when mary cosby gets comes up quite a bit we're going to discuss this because you and i are seen body go i can't stand her

i want her off my television and pat can i just say really quickly i don't think with you on that she Dylan plug your ears and i am you're the i don't understand why you're the i don't understand why the women treat her the way that they do i would i would look at her and say we're filling out your preference sheet for you you have opposable thumbs pick up the fucking pen you church criminal and write it down yourself who are you honestly thank you you are a church criminal yeah she's a church criminal yeah she a hundred percent is um okay can i go next and give my wives yeah yeah i'm damn near pretty much close to you guys i think that this was a pretty pretty much a damn near perfect episode um oh Olivia that's so sad um that sounds like a haul and oats song it sounds like uh it sounds like a one

direction song or a holl and oat song um but yes wait wait there is a very good one direction song called olivia so that's wild yeah he was probably he probably was oh did you know that yeah oh fuck oh yeah do you see that uh that one direction guy i'm so happy when there's guys You're talking about the guy that died in Argentina? No, that's Liam. No. Okay. I'm talking about the other guy who's less known, who's all fat and bloated now.

Are you talking about Lewis or Nile? God, I didn't catch the name, but I saw a picture of him because TMZ did like, look who here and... You're talking about Lewis? Someone's a big fat bloated piggy piggy. It's probably Lewis. Yeah, and I love it because, you know, he's younger than me and he's better looking than me, but actually not anymore because I'm not a piggy, piggy, piggy. No, and Pat, hey, guess what? You look great.

Thank you. Wait, I can't. It's got to be Lewis. Because Harry wouldn't let himself go like that. No. And Zane is, you know, he's too hot. The bone structures. Yeah, dark hair in the picture.

Louis. Am I, why am I calling him Lewis? Anyways, back to the show. Fine. How many wives? Seven. Nice. Let's get into it.

You start. Okay. The show begins oddly with a split screen of Heather. in Angie's coffee regimen in the morning and then they set up a face time and they discuss Mary Cosby. And I'm confused by this because this is where Angie is hopeful

that she understands that Angie loves her. And let's just talk about whipped cream in the coffee. And I'm not trying to, if you want whipped cream in your coffee, you put whipped cream in your coffee. It is,

it's a seven-year-old though right that's what i put my my daughter's milk chocolate wow wow whipped cream everyone what a treat what did the novelty wear off but what a treat it's quite the treat rimmie uh don't do this this is fucking vile and the only time whip cream should be used is when you get the can of ready whip and you directly into your mouth it's not it's not a coffee topper I'm pretty much sure that the best form of ready whip is canned to mouth. You're right. People put it on like fucking, you know, desserts and stuff. And it's like, okay, that's fine.

But just gnaws to mouth. Can I say something that is maybe as controversial as gnaz to mouth is the only way to consume whipped cream? If you put it on my pumpkin pie, you ruined my size. Wow. a little cool whip or you're a no you know what and i actually you know we we are from the same loins we do not have the same tongue but i have to completely and 100% agree with ruby do not put it on my pumpkin pie how about a little uh side of vanilla ice cream honestly no i don't need that purist

yeah um and also also i don't really ever want to and sorry we'll get back to this show on a second but just so you guys know this is kind of what we do it's pretty loosey goosey but um i also i don't want formal presentation of pumpkin pie. I actually want it. I want it when no one's around and I want it on a napkin and I want to eat it like Gala. Can I tell you what? Yeah. So Dylan and I's dream slice of pumpkin pie is Thanksgiving night. Everyone has gone to bed. You come downstairs. You take a sliver. Yeah. And it's just for you. You eat it like a piece of pizza in the dark. You get a napkin. You go upstairs. Nobody knows. Yeah. That's it. It's almost like at the end of the meal when everybody goes, it's time for dessert. We have pumpkin pie. I'm like,

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bringing up that disgusting habit of putting an entire dollop of whipped cream. Back in the day, they didn't used to put those safety caps on those whipped cream things. So I would just go through and I just suck all the funny, funny gas. I was, I think it was eight. Yeah, you were doing whipets at eight. I was doing whipets at eight at the grocery store. By the way, quick tease. I know we've been doing a lot of promos for other stuff aside from the recap of the show. On PMZ this week, I am going to do a what the hell ever happened with her with one of the more infamous people from intervention rehab. It was the Huffer herself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alice. Spoiler alert. She's dead. Well, maybe she is. Maybe she isn't. Maybe you could do a quick Google search and not have to

check out PMZ. Go to patreon.com slash another podcast network for PMZ. Listen, Angie is not proud of the things that she said or did. Okay, she's not happy with where she's at with Mary. And also, I have to say the whipped cream game is strong. The popsocket game is strong with the two ladies as well. Popsockets are very strong with the Real House Lives of Solid City. Now, this is what I'll say. Mary, like wanting her love, Mary will give it to anybody. For example, she gives it to Robert Jr.

Who's higher than Starlink right now. And Starlink. You know what? Just no. I'm with her. I'm with her. You're with her? Yeah, my little Camala Harris over there.

I'm with her. Okay. That was just shame on you. But no, Mary can dole out friendship very easily. She could also kill people rather easily. Mary Cosby is a live wire and a complete psychopath. So anyways, we get a little below deck tease. Heather has booked a charter with the Sea Rats.

Well, she talked to Captain Jason. Yes, quite the crossover. She talked to Captain Jason. This is a crossover. They are going to Saskatchewan and St. Beth, Allemule, and the Genades or something. thing. The places that they go and below deck do not exist. They're on middle earth. I don't know what the fuck this is. When John and Lisa were discussing, I believe she said they were going to

tattooing. Yeah. No, no, no. They do not exist. This, this location was something that I heard in my ears and said, nope, won't even Google it. Can't spell. Don't hear. Yeah. All right. So let's go ice cream shopping with Bronwyn and Gout Dick. Okay. Gow balls. Yeah. Can I really quickly say. Yeah. Did either of you catch the name of this establishment? Oh, I did. No. Okay.

Because I initially wrote Snow Globe because I thought and I was like, oh, what a weird. And then I rewound. And I believe it is called Snell Grove. Yeah. Snell Grove. Snell Grove. Do I not know what that means? Is that something with ice cream or is that just bad name?

I think it's just a place. Yeah. Can I say what I think. I think you actually need to choose. out a little bit. No, no, no, I caught that too. It was a disgusting name for an establishment serving ice cream for children. I think it's a cute name.

I think you guys need to chill the fuck out right now. Okay, I'll chill. Can I say, I don't think that dairy is good for Todd. I don't know why Todd's eating dairy. He was a real bitch during this filming day. Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep. He does not want to be here. Todd is, and I mean one second away.

from pulling out a double barrel from beneath the table and blowing brain matter all over that cute little mural behind. I thought so I'm like, why is he here? They must have glued his gout balls to the chair because he clearly does not want to be here. Yeah, he's staring at the table and he's so disinterested and so hypnotized in a depressive kind of tedious fit that Bronwyn starts to literally cry that she is married to this fat miserable bitch ruby go ahead i was going to say this is like when um like he seems like he's just in like he's about to get his period and he just decided today he's not talking right right i'm fine dumb bitch like okay his gout balls my wife hey hey hey shame on you again i'm with her oh no i was that was just just to take pat

side a little. That was a description of me, like when, you know, just me being me. But also, hey, Todd, Todd, we're filming. So, so when we get in and she says, what do you want? And you say, I looked. I know. Yeah. Okay.

Production should have had like an outtake of Bronwyn talking to a bowl of ice cream. Right, right. Because that would have been, the bowl of ice cream would have appeared more interested in what was coming out of a producer didn't slide in from, you know, stage left and just snap in his fucking. can face um the cherry you need to talk fatty the cherry incident Todd is not just disinterested and um a gouty bitch but he is also very weird so so Mary Cosby is the weirdest but gout balls is like he's super weird no totally different Dylan he's angry and resentful

of everything something what not being here he wants to show her We're filming this, and I agreed to be here, and I'm going to torture you through this. But the cherry thing is an insight into something a little bit more of a screwball to me. Robs, go ahead. So, okay, and I'm not married yet, but like if I were to say, the reason I love to do something is because of this, and then my husband were to take that from me, just three minutes after, what's that about? Is that okay? or do you get to say, you're unbelievably fucking wrong here,

and I'm not talking to you for the rest of the day? And here's the thing. There are loving pranks that couples play on one another. You know, I can see my wife saying, you know, not you always eat my cherries, because what kind of cartoon character is just always eating? When my wife goes to the bathroom at a bar, I drink all her drink that she left. Sure, exactly. And that's cute.

So stuff like that. but also like when she comes back and she says you drank my drank again there's an acknowledgement of the ribbing there's an acknowledgement of the teasing oh look i i did the thing you told me not to aren't we both peter pan here in this moment he is just a fucking panda bear who's all gouty and sad it was so bizarre i think he acts like a petulant child although i'll push against that Later on, when he talks her, we've brought this up before. At the tail end of the episode, he talks to her like it's his daughter. Yeah.

This is the weirdest relationship. I wish I could bet on how long their relationship lasts in Vegas because I would bet on this. There is no way this sees 2027. Oh, yeah. Bronwyn, if she is not completely, like, psychologically wounded by the bet that she's had to place in life, should be positioning yesterday. The only way their marriage stands, sorry, Ruby, one second,

is if they get off this show after this season. If she films another season, D-O-A. Sorry, Ruby, go ahead. I was just going to ask, do you guys think that this is what they are? And for the first time, she's, like, reading a lot of Instagram. Because I don't think this is, like,

the first time in their marriage that he's acted like this. I think this is their relationship. No, this is exactly what it looks like at home. But is it like she's just never heard so many people on the internet say, what are you doing? Or is like, what I just don't, I don't think she's been afforded an opportunity to make her own money before. Got it. I think that.

Well, she's stolen. Yeah, she's a shady bitch. But I do think that she may have an opportunity to spin away. You can't bank on being on reality TV. So she's got to turn it into something. Do that because Bronwyn, we're not the biggest fans of you. Your outfits are gaudy. They hurt the eyes.

gaudy and hideous but i do you know i wouldn't wish being trapped in a marriage with gout balls on my worst enemy he travels a lot i think that's what saves their marriage he's not going to nope no no no there are veins there are veins exploding out of the skin all over the place the balls are gouty he's going to stop traveling soon and he's just going to sit and he's going to be there all the time i think what may it i agree with pat if they stay on the show it's not going to be good. If the only thing that might save this is as Todd is slowing down and getting more filled with gout and sitting, if Bronwyn starts to become like a, I don't know, like an extra red carpety correspondent or something. So she travels. And like I truly go do it. You could

do it. They just can't be around each other all the time. All right, let's get to Lisa and John. Hold on. We got a couple things to bring up. Bronwyn shares that her mom will be dead soon per a stranger that has superpowers and uh i hope everyone's sitting down gout balls couldn't give a shit and then brunman begins crying because she feels misunderstood brahwin get out of there you'll both be happier let's go to lisa let's go to lisa and john's suitcases um so last time leza was on a yacht she brought nine uh suitcases and that's too many um that's too many for everything also the last time she went on a yacht it was 10 days not just like three it was seven to 10 she's excited to go for three She's used to seven to ten.

If I was, yeah, go ahead. Are you a check or a carry-on family? Carry-on family. Thank God. So nine suitcases for any amount of time. I mean, moving abroad, should have shipped it. Nine. What are we doing?

If I moved, if I moved my house, I would not have nine suitcases. Oh, close and stuff like that. I mean, we'd have a lot of boxes. I just throw it all in the trash and start over. I really do. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you buy, you buy your clothes.

You're an every man. You buy your clothes from freaking marshals. Amazon. Exactly. All right. So, um, Kisnawa or wherever they're going is far away from the Galapagos Island. Tattooing.

Uh, she was actually incorrect about that. Um, and listen, people are incorrect about lots of stuff sometimes. Uh, she loves when Pinia colada show up. Just when she's on a yacht,

she's dreaming of a pinia colada and it shows up. Um, I would informally, of Barla that she's about to be served by sea rats. So it's going to be a little bit of a weight. Let's cut to that scene where Lisa said, she loves peanut. I want a pinocalada.

And then she'll say that a couple more times and then a sea rat will wander up there and be like, who are you? Right. And then give her a vodka tonic. Right. All right. So we get to the psychic and their communication problems. Well,

their horrible marriage. Lisa says to John that that psychic that she just meant was right. John do give a hand job to that dude at the swinger party. Is that? Shame on you. Shame on you. Was it John or Sean? No.

It was Sean. It was gay Sean, first of all, second of all. I thought they've been accused of sex parties too. No. Earnestly, do you think they lost? John and Lisa? Yeah. I think she needs a tether to reality.

God. She's a lunatic and she spoils every actual relationship that she has outside of her marriage. I think that the hatred for her that he has is boiling at such a white hot heat inside of him that we could easily see this on forensic files. I think that he has gotten very buff. I noticed during the scene when he was sitting there, it was like, holy shit, his arms are huge. Yeah. Look back at the first season.

New development. Children are leaving the nest. They're going on missionary. trips and going to college and stuff right wild wolf right excuse me quiet quiet your fresh wolves um he might be realizing for the first time whoa this is he married one two can't divorce her going to be a headache and three i think that lisa is very needs him and when she said you can shatter me and i ask him to treat me like glass i will admit to the betterment of my own judgment my eyes embarrassingly well doubleed tears i thought that is that is really embarrassed i did

did not cry, but great line. But also, Ruby, men can be shallow at their old age. You know, they used to be, you know, pulling a lot of ass. And now you're old. You look in the mirror. His entire head looks like soil that has just sprinkled some seeds there, but nothing's grown. That can be, that can be, like, that can really affect the guy. No, that can really hurt a guy. He's like, I, you start doing calculations like, I'm not going to get anything better than this. Also, like, she's way hotter. than he is. Yeah,

way. That's what I was trying to see. You might be right. Yeah, yeah. Well, the issue is that she's frustrated that John is not as perfect as her. Lisa Barlow is my favorite because if there is any criticism levied at Lisa Barlow, she will cry so fake, so fast. And John has learned to just keep it bottled up, to keep it down.

I mean, he kind of pipes up a little bit when he's like, no, you're nothing's, wrong with you. It's just, I'm the only one that makes mistakes. And that's why I think that he may end her life. He's very, very, I think he's a very angry man. All right, let's get to Mary Cosby and Angie. This is crazy. Mary Cosby is invited over to Angie's house. And Mary Cosby begins the afternoon super aggressively. Oh my God. Angie, whoever like, you walk, knock at the door, the door opens, someone has a beverage. that they think is your favorite waiting for you well it's uh not going to cut it for mary cosby marie cosby starts the afternoon off by saying uh oh you opened the door this time last time

you were too busy to open the door i'm really happy that you found the fucking time to open the door this time and angie ignores it lets it roll off her back and says i got your favorite drink but it's not sugar free and mary cosby says there's seven cups of sugar in this i wouldn't drink this and i don't want you to drink it either so we are off to a rousing start now i can't wait Because sometimes, like, when my wife and I argue, like, it goes deeper than just, I didn't open the door for you, or maybe I, like, cut you off in a sentence while you're telling a story in front of mixed company. It goes much deeper than that. Mary's going to levy a lot of issues she has with Angie at this little meeting. And at the end of the day, it's about the fart.

She was really hurt that she made fun of her, because I think Mary Cosby thought they were. we're going to show that entire scene of Angie roasting her for 22 minutes. Roobes, let's get your take on this because while Pat is trying to anchor this to a moment of true pain, I feel like Mary Cosby does not feel any emotion. And she's kind of like a robot that is kind of out of whack with the programming. Every single thing that she takes umbrage with, is completely manufactured and means absolutely nothing. It's nothing to get mad about. So Roobes, go ahead. Yeah, no, you're right. So the only thing that I have to say here is that at the end of the episode, when she comes over for Whitney to write a preference sheet,

I noticed Mary does the same thing. Whitney, Whitney's in her kitchen, which is 30 feet from her door, making a plate of something. The doorbell rings. She puts it down to walk over to the door. Mary's already entering her house. and this is so so it bolded i think mary is actually a bitch and out of line here yeah fuck you mary yeah that's what i wrote later yeah okay great uh so mary's heartbroken that angie is destroying the sisterhood and this is where it starts to be like what do you sorry what are you talking about mary cosby i think actively hates all human beings because i don't i'm not sure that she is human being but she she would run over any of the

these women at the drop of a hat. I mean, with a sizable car. So I don't know where Mary Cosby's getting off. Or take their money. Oh, yeah. A hundred percent. So, yeah, this whole thing is so bizarre to me. But by the way, I don't like when people go, you've changed.

I had a friend say that to me a couple years ago. I was like, I fucking changed. It's a very offensive thing to say. You usually don't hear you've changed parentheses for the better. It's usually. That's right. It's a negative comment. So when she said that to Angie and she also, sorry, Ruby, go ahead.

I was going to say, but you've really, you've never heard you've changed in a negative connotation from anyone whose opinion you value, right? Like, you know, I probably did change, Mary. And I started to maybe try to combat a little bit more and not just be your loyal. Laug. Yeah, dog. Yeah. Not my big, big poodle that may or may not have farted, but your small little lap dog. and I won't do

Angie was I don't think she deserves this treatment and I actually kind of felt bad for her and she seemed so nice and she was giving her the non-sugar-free

Eurocutte and that was tough. I feel bad for Angie because, or I feel bad for Mary because she's so repulsed by Angie who over the past week

has changed and she's gone so far down into the darkness that she's actually accused Mary Cosby of ripping ass in the middle of her kitchen. Now, I do think that Angie kind of went a little too quickly back to that well.

We wouldn't have seen that footage, Dylan. That was from the week prior. I don't think they would have included that in the filming of this. That clearly was a scene that was going to be a throwaway. That is a bit of a throwaway. But since, you know, and Bronwyn was in that scene, also mocking MC for shitting up the room. Yeah. And it was MC who ruined her, sabotaged herself by bringing this up.

up as a point of contention. Yep, yep, yep. And Angie acknowledges that she, that Lisa Barlow exists in her heart as well as Mary Cosby. And I, again, do not know what that means. But you know what I do know what means good? Draft King.

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Before we do, this is going to be a deep cup, but I think it may be important. There is a moment in a real host of New York reunion where Tinsley is talking about her dog and a dying and her freezing it. And I would do the same thing. But Bethany Frankel is trying so hard to keep it together that she's like telling, I believe Ramona Singer. she's like Ramona shut the fuck up i'm going to laugh as tinsley is sobbing and it takes everything within her to not break when mary is talking about the fart angie's resolve in that moment was

it was exponentially large and i just wanted to credit her for yeah i do yeah i do too if she broke a bit you both know mary would have literally said i'm never speaking to again i'm glad jimmy phallon wasn't there because he always broke you know he really did he'd ruin skits with breaking Charlie Puth went back on to Jimmy Fallon recently to try to recreate the magic of like, hey, he's tap on this and I'll make a song out of it. It's like, we did it. We got it. And is it Puth?

Yeah. Poof. Poof. All right. Let's get to shopping with Baby Gorgeous and another guy. Lisa's happy that Angie will finally get her first experience being on one of those super yachts. Yeah. Disgusting, poor bitch.

by the way i'm sorry tangent we're only like 30 minutes into the show i watched a fucking spectacular piece of shit movie uh called uh what happened to the woman in cabin 10 or something you know how all these ruby yes great book great loved it let pat you go okay did netflix stick the landing ruby i thought so you really did you didn't think it was no the movie is terrible are I thought you were being sarcastic. I'm sorry. Yeah, no, the movie's horrible. Film reviews are for APS.

No, but it's about a super yacht that a bunch of rich people are there. And the major cabins are in the woods. That's how I got confused. No, no, no. What's it called, Ruby? Dylan, they're what? What's the movie called or the book? It's called The Woman in Cabin 10?

Yeah, yeah. And she kills everybody? No, no, no, no. I'm not going to give it away, but you can skip this one. Yeah, yeah. The last 30 minutes is so, lifetime movie script it is well maybe i'll watch it so we can talk about it oh i don't want to do you do you remember the book malibu rising that me you and mom read it's one of my favorite books of

all time and so what dylan's doing right now is lying so what we all said was actually how did the words get on the page how did they ever get read how did it not get burned similar feeling about it imagine pat spending however long i spent reading with your your brain and your eyes and your thoughts reading it and then you get to that end and you're like ah Wow. Yeah, and if you've read Malibu Rising, get in the comments, let us know. I mean, just a haunting tale of familial downfall on the cliffs of Malibu, which actually looked like the surface of the moon right now.

Really? If you like, oh, yeah, I was there today. This movie, do not watch it, but it's about a super yacht and a rich person's there, and they invite a journalist to show up, and then some hijinks will take place on that yacht. Death. Oh, yeah, a couple. Oh, wow. And then you're like, wow, this is kind of interesting.

And then they do the little twisty there. You got to have one of those. And from there, it's just a straight down, downfall, downhill. Is it the chef? It's not like that. I don't want to give it away. But it's zero knots. Okay, zero candlesticks.

Anyway, zero knots. Listen, we're going on a cruise. Angie's poor, disgusting rat. And it's good for her to experience this. Lisa wishes the. she had control over the guest list because Angie would not have made it. But listen, Lisa, heartbreaking news, cannot bring glam. And Heather Gay pitches Whitney to do her glam.

She says, absolutely not. I wouldn't trust her to do anything. And then she quickly begins to flame Angie. And Heather really weatheres Barlow's attacks. Barlow says that she does not go low. which um one of the most like i i ruby when lisa barlow says i don't go low does she believe that so what yeah so she does and what i have written here is l says she quote does not go low arrow arrow this is quote or sorry this is bolded obviously a fucking lie and then i go on

Because Lisa, I don't think she's ever gone above the belt. It's strictly below. No, no, no. If you're hiring a private investigator for just feuding, right? Like, I understand a woman hiring a private investigator, hey, I think my husband's cheating on me. Can you follow him, right? That's, the husband can't go.

That was pretty below the belt. Okay, that was pretty low. Right. But if you're just generally digging up people's darkest portions of their past, it's a lot. Co-stars on your show. Hey, they find something on this asshole.

Right, right, right. Yeah. So Lisa exists in the dark. She is Bain. Okay. Well, she's born in the darkest. Sounds like a crow. Lisa.

I should say, Heather, really does a fantastic job of holding Baby Gorgeous as accountable as she possibly can here. Lisa did all her tactics to break her. Yeah. And they did not work. Lisa Barlow began to weep and then put on her sunglasses and stormed to the next rack. Like you have to leave if you're going to do that. You can't go to the next rack.

No, she went to the next rack. I think we're going to use that like that's when someone doesn't leave. They stay in the same room. Yeah, next rack. They don't want to go. Yeah, yeah. I used to do that when I'd fight that crazy Lebanese girl that my girlfriend. We'd fight and I'm like, I'm leaving.

And then I'd stand in her hallway of her apartment complex. I wasn't really leaving. I was kind of waiting for her to open the door and say, let's talk about this. Yeah, yeah, a million percent. Yeah. She moves to the rack too much. Okay, so there, no, there's something to note here. So everybody and myself, me, team captain of being like Lisa Barlow just brought up

soup in because it was random. Yeah. Actually, Dylan, it fucking wasn't. And my girl, Baby Gorgeous, was apparently Sophia Franklin from formerly from Call Her Daddy Daddy had Meredith Marks on her podcast in 2003. And they discussed Sophia, like famously referred to her ex-boyfriend that fuck their call her daddy deal. Oh, right, right.

Right, right. That guy apparently in an inner, in the Meredith Marks interview, she was like, yeah, she used to, he used to like date Angie not that long ago. And Angie's been married for 25 years. So that was actually what Lisa is doing right now and allowing that to be pushed under the rug. You're welcome, everyone else. Wow.

Interesting. Is she pushing it under the rug or is she talking about it open? Heather, Heather brought it up and was like, Lisa was like, how did I ever go low? How did I go low? Tell me, tell me. And Heather was like, I mean, is it suit man or suit man? And then they never, they never just let that go.

Yeah. Are you holding a lighter right now? You know, I just was smoking a joints. You haven't seen it like the smoke? The plumes of smoke. Yeah. I felt bad for the poor teenage cashier that had to endure this conversation. I don't at all.

I mean, what a story. I loved it. I mean, that what a fun day. She almost got a hit in the head with that stack of C notes. All right. So let's get to steamers with Brittany and Olivia. What is a steamer, by the way? A steamer is just hot milk.

Okay. Yeah, I believe it's just hot milk. What a hilarious little connection that she has. had with her daughter. So one of the most heartbreaking moments of an entire, just, just trough full of heartbreak is just the beginning of this. This is, if Michael Scott was a bad mom, he, he would try to break the ice with this painfully awkward anecdote. Let's take a walk down memory of land, Olivia. When, you know, I used to take you to Starbucks and I'd, I'd order you a steamer. And a bunch of people would be looking like, you're giving a four-year-old coffee? And I was like, no, no, no, it's a steamer. It's a

steamer. How are you? Don't you remember? Let's sit down and talk about it. No, Mom, I'll share a memory just to return the favor. The last time we had coffee, Jared came over and made out with you and banged you in front of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was pretty upsetting. And that's why you suck as a mother. She walks in to the coffee shop and she says, over my first, I'm sorry, I'm just laughing out loud. Ever says, this is very sad and made me want to kill myself. Her daughter walks in and then Brittany says, thank you when she lets her hug her. I know. Yeah. Yeah. The, the dynamic between these two is so just skin crawling. It's so pain. You guys are both parents. And I just want to say really quickly before we do whatever we do for

comedic effect, the daughter is the parent. I mean, I mean, wildly well, adjusted cheers to her. I couldn't wish her better if I tried. Pat, go ahead. Well, one thing that was confusing to me about this was that Olivia had laid out that Britney was a good mom until she was 12. So that's what kind of struck me as odd. So she gets remarried and then just throws all her attention to this new guy that she married and has her husband take custody of the kids. That was so much. Listen, who who the hell? it's like trying to psychoanalyze a raisin with a wig on it on top you know but but um I feel like she got probably she just was purposeless for the back half of the first marriage

the first marriage and uh was just not being fulfilled so she had to stay busy why not drive my daughter ballet class well I think that she just got bored of motherhood and she was probably just in a really depressed place. And when she found a new guy, it kind of woke her up and she just got manicically obsessed with it, abandoned her children. But we're talking about like, we're talking about like psychotic levels of abandonment. I mean, this is really biologically impossible almost, you know. I was just going to say, I was under the impression that there was like bodily things,

sorry about the crime, that there was like things in your body that like made this a little hard. But no, no, not for Brit. She's defying medical anomaly. Yeah. Well, generally, oh, sorry, I was going to say my limited knowledge of understanding of human nature, generally dudes do this, as we've seen over the course of a part of a few centuries, men will impregnate a woman, stick around for about a minute, and then move to Florida and pick up with a new family. Yeah. Women generally, moms, do not engage in this type of behavior unless there's drugs involved, and then normally, if they get in trouble with some addiction issues, losing their kids will bring them back. to it. Well, you, me and producer Kalen, we're talking about it the other day, how when you have,

what? Sorry, I pulled a hair out of my mouth and I didn't know. That's disgusting. When we all had children, it kind of crystallizes how bad, bad parents are. And when you think about men leaving women to raise children alone, let's just send them to Mars. Let's just experiment with the new colony with those guys right um but it's very very odd for a mother to abandon her child in this way like this makes it even more odd and perplexing when we hear that they were on the fritz and they had a moment where she came over to speak to brittany and brittany made out with jared in front of her daughter for the brief half hour she had is so It's so unhinged.

So our female It's so psychotic. Our female listeners are going to strangle old Patty for saying this because I'm like, I don't have a medical license. Brittany is stuck being a 14-year-old teenage girl. The way that she acts, the things that come out of her mouth, the things that are important to her, just say 14-year-old girl to me, I hate it. I think something happened to her. Oh, yeah. Sorry on a serious note.

I do. Yeah. Well, I mean, Mormon. All right. Come at us. Sorry, I'm an idiot. No. Well, listen, why I said the brazen thing and then I did that psychoanalysis, that's how well,

that was all stupid and wrong probably. So, you know, whatever us. Forgive us. None of us are doctors and we're all quite dumb. But what I will say is to the finding out that she did the whole Jared thing, which like didn't seem like the first time is it. It's just any dude. Any dude that can like gives her a little bit of attention. This is what she does now.

really really scary and she said i'm so sorry livia that's so sad when she looks at her dylan and she said you're my precious baby and olivia says that you know nothing about i said in my living room oh my god yeah and just like i want to try to get to know you again again this is the kind of conversation this is why me and patty are so confused this is the kind of conversation you would see in a movie and um who's the guy from book uh who's the guy from boogie nights mark walburne no the old burt reynolds would be the dad and he it's the dad in malibu rising he comes back and he's just like listen i don't know who you are but i'd like to try brittney doing this is like what again what kind of dr suzland are we in it's very very odd

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. She chipped her tooth and stubbed a tip. Yeah, she chipped her tooth on a coldies. and stepped her toe. Now, good news for Meredith Marks is that her legs were conditioned to walk in high heels,

which is the medium of shoes she's chosen for this hike. Now, Heather, really little fingers out here quite a bit. She, I feel like she's quietly trying to, you know, we've been watching traders at Patreon. It feels like she's trying to blindside Lisa Barlow. a little bit.

Mm-hmm. She's putting all her ducks in a row. Yeah. Heather is the smartest player on this show right now. Yeah. Bronwyn's getting eaten alive by her own making. At Galpals. A very sketchy past.

Yeah. And MC's crazy, clearly. Angie doesn't know what shows she's on. And Lisa Barlow's two mead. Yeah. And Brittany's nuts. Yeah. And did you say, Wetney?

Whitney, I don't know what to think about her. Well, she's just being a fun drunk again. Yeah, yeah. She's found her calling. right right i miss being a slut i miss being slutty right much better that was so much better yeah good at the house with pole in my living room in front of my thick thick husband uh but yeah heather is trying to just really drive home the fact that any confusion meredith may have over whether or not lisa barlow has been a rat

to her in the past, be confused no longer. Ruby, what was the contention where Lisa and Angie were both, they were differing situations and Meredith Marks took Lisa's side on the rumor? What was that about from the past? No, I believe what, what, what, I don't know what you're, I didn't understand. Meredith Marks, Meredith Marks had said, last time at the, at the breakfast table or the luncheon table with that guy with superpowers was the ever. after Angie had approached Meredith Marks and said, you need to confront Lisa because she dug up

past on you in the past. And that's when at the picnic bench with a guy with superpowers, she goes, did you do this? And it's all confusing. And Meredith Mark says, I don't like Angie more than I don't like Lisa Barlow. So I'm going to take her aside. And Heather goes, don't do that. Forgive me. Do not do that. I thought it was something that went back like two or three seasons ago. Well, what they're, what they've healed from Meredith and Lisa is when Lisa was caught on. a hot mic saying that Meredith is like a dumb fucking whore who's fucked half of New York, dumb slut. And one of the reasons I believe in the bottom of my heart that they were able to move on from

that is because Meredith was separated. She's a bagillionaire and she should have been fucking half of New York, you know? Step off! Here's... Step off. I do not believe the information that Lisa Barlow either talks about about other people or leaks is, like, incorrect completely. So, right.

There's a, there's a hint of truth. More than a hint, I think. I think the truth is the pumpkin pie and the Lisa Barlow is the whipped cream. And it just ruins it. It just, it just ruins it. All right. So let's get to the bar. Well, let's go.

Well, first we have to fill out our preference sheets. Yeah, let me, can I, I'll speed this up because we've got to wrap this up. Whitney's house. Mary Cosby, Angie arrived. They discussed the preference sheet. M.C. wants tea, blueberries, and 2003 Don Perion. Yes. And speaking of tea, Bronwyn's being accused of identity theft.

Really quickly, though. Mary Cosby does not pick up one pen one time to fill this piece of paper out. She's like, the way that Whitney was like, do you want them to be organic? Like, what does she have on you guys? What does she have on you guys? And again, I think they're just scared of her because at any moment she could snap. but the thing that was the most telling and or not telling at all

because obviously but it was sad when Mary Cosby said she likes being on boats because they rock her to sleep because she was never rocked to sleep as a baby Mary Cosby was raised by the weirdest wolves

the wolves that were just like it was like Mary Cosby was raised by the hyenas in line like she just turned out so mean and so weird and she um doesn't fill out her on preference sheets she just doesn't um not a fan i'm i'm i'm really we'll get to the end or how are how looking forward we are to this integration um we get a little tease for the below deck crossover let's see yeah but first let's get to the tea gout balls and brawn meet and they discuss the headlines she admits to some sketchy shit in college and then 10 years ago there was also some

sketchy shit but she can't talk about that because who does close file it's a closed file she can't talk about who doesn't do some sketchy shit in college right i didn't mean either i wasn't cool enough do anything the most fascinating thing to take away from this conversation is bronwyn is concerned how this will affect todd and so is todd well so do you want to know why because Because one of the charges, also, by the way, I believe these are actually from 2021, not where we're trying to. Oh, yeah, then a couple years ago. Yeah, there was some other.

I think one of them alleges, like one of the charges in the sealed case, it lists like what you're connected to. So I don't know if it's like she was a witness to or allegedly commented on, who knows, that she was part of like grand theft from an employee. So I think that that's why for Todd, it might be like a bigger deal than, like, like identity that after the fuck cares but stealing from workplace i i deal with money so that's not cool maybe maybe that's what galpals is thinking wow boy does this show reality show attract some of the most sketchy deplorable people um it was really really disgusting you mentioned

it in the top of the episode the way that todd speaks to her um is is father child i don't know why you talk to that woman so he makes it very clear that she should not film she should not do her job and that if she is going to not show up for work he doesn't want to hear he does not want to hear anything about lisa barlow okay fat ass see you later um next week we will get a below deck crossover with the real housewives of salt lake it will begin with jason saying we're going to get you ladies wet why did you say that oh that's so hot that is such a creepy fucking thing to say but he's good looking so you get away with it i don't even think jason gets away with it i thought it was a stupid lie my god and then we have daisy who i'm just i'm not i'm not ready for daisy i don't want

daisy on real housewives of salt lake city we didn't sign up to have daisy and chef ben are they on sailing i know i think this was i think this was a one-off oh you think it was a one-off i think so Yeah. Might have been. But we'll see what the other crew look like. We hear Daisy in the end of the teas go, you guys, they are literally killing each other. And again, it's like, you can't take a pause, bring everything back to say the word literally, and then say they're killing each other up there. Because that is a completely different show. And it's not something that we can air. And I'm not ready for Daisy.

And I don't want her on my real house. I just Salt Lake City. We're going to get rid of the word literally in the future. We'll see. Comments. Por de favor? Let us know. If you're going to jump over to Patreon.

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