Another Below Deck Podcast - PK Sent a Statement | RHOBH S14 Reunion Pt. 1

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

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Just really, who is more stressed out than a husband that knows that he is in financial ruin and his wife is spending tens of thousands of dollars just on shit? What do you do? Yeah. You lash out. You kick out. You kick out. I'm still walking backwards still. And never to yield. I'm still walking backwards still.

And never to yield. Hi, hello, welcome to another BrandsBank new episode of Bad TV. I'm Dylan, that is Pat. Great to be here. Calling us from Parts Unknown, Papaya Dog Girl herself, Ruby Wren, what's up? Hey, Del, how are you? Hey, good. Hey, what about me? What are you talking about? She didn't say hi, Pat.

Oh. Hi, Pat, how are you? Good. Glad you asked. I've been sitting in an hour and a half, I just sat in an hour and a half worth of traffic to go 19 miles, 19, hour and a half. Yeah, it's getting pretty bad again.

It's getting pretty bad out there. Did I ever pitch you my idea on how we could solve this? Flight? Nope. Teleportation? No. Okay. The state of California incentivizes vehicles that are small cars like smart cars, you know, the little tiny ones.

And you cut each road like lane into two. Oh, so where there's four, you make eight. So the people that want to keep driving their cars, they're going to be slow while you're in one of these little smart cars. You're just buzzing down that little lane That's about four feet wide. Yeah, I love that and if you wanted to have more passengers You could just elongate the car make them like little limos Most of us don't need these large vehicles that we're driving in all day. No, literally none. I Mean it's amazing the amount of trucks you see out here. What are you doing, bro?

You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. You're helping people move every day. I know see out here. What are you doing, bro? You know what I mean? You helping people move every day? I know. What do you need that for? What are you doing, bro? It's a gas guzzler. And you're double parking. Somebody asked me about habeas corpus and people's rights

the other day. And I was like, I'm not the right person to ask, because I think that you should have capital punishment if you double park. So I'm not the right person to ask because I think that you should be you should have capital punishment if you double park so I'm not the right person to ask that question. Yes, but behavior score is the right to a speedy trial right? Yeah I think it's just the right to stuff. Okay. I think it's pretty much the right to stuff it's like the like I don't know one of the amendments or something like that but anyways listen this is not a history podcast this is not a history podcast. This is not a politics podcast.

This is a podcast about, well, this episode specifically, is a podcast about the real housewives of Beverly Hills. Reunion, part one. This will be three parts. And I do not think that there will be a part as good as this episode. This episode was better than it had to be. It really was.

This episode was the best episode of the season by a mile. Now we can make fun of- See, look, look, this is what Ruby does. What's Papaya Dog Girl doing? So this is what Ruby does, okay? And- Your microphone's off. Fans often go, oh, you don't let Ruby talk. Well, this is why we don't.

Ruby does this thing where there's a delay already. It's like we're doing a remote in fucking New York, okay? And so there's already a delay. There's a lot of background noise there. Oh yeah, but what Ruby does is she'll gather. She'll take a while and gather, and then by the time she's done, we're on. You know, she's only been broadcasting for a year or so. So anyways, what-

Actually, this is our two year anniversary of Ruby. Two years. So she should be getting better quicker. But anyways, Rubes, what were you going to say about the thing that you were going to say? No. Yeah. Very slow. And I actually forgot what I was going to say, but what I do remember is that no, Kathy, which is crazy because it was such a good episode. And for number one out of three to be this full of fun stuff, what are two and three

have? I wonder. I'm excited. A little bit of diminishing returns. Exactly. Can I say summerhousepatreon.com slash another podcast network go there go there go there also APS and then Pat and I have been talking about this for such a long time but we actually got on a call this week and discussed it we will be doing a meetup a meetup for the 12 dollar cheer members that is coming we will make the announcement next week.

Um a little tease also we will be covering The Valley, and that's in two weeks. Have you guys watched the first episode yet? No, I don't care. You don't? It's really good. And this season. Now, Ribs, do you care?

Because we have the screeners. I care immensely. OK. Well, let me know if you. I love the show. It's just not anything that I'm going to be like, ooh, I have it early. I literally can't wait.

Yeah, it's really good. I'm not sure if this will make the airing but they have a very very long teaser for the season to come And let's just say someone gets accused of being a prostitute to a billionaire to have sex with him for money multiple times Oh, I think I know who that is. Um, it's a great it just it's crazy. It's gonna be an amazing see I can't wait to cover it. Definitely not. Who's the one that's the drunk? Brittany? No.

Kristen? Kristen. We'll see. Cause if you were sleeping with a billionaire, you'd hope that there would be some kind of exchange of goods there and she lives in a fucking dog house and on Whitsun. So that would be just bad negotiating from Kristen. Yes. Yeah. I believe that she, her and Luke are now renting a home. Oh great. So good job. Great. Okay. I aspire to rent a home one day. I really do. What with prices in Los Angeles? I mean you gotta be kidding me. Okay.

Can I give my babies? Yes please do. All right. This episode had Kyle was in, sorry gotta be kidding me. Okay, can I give my babies? Yes, please do. All right, this episode had, Kyle was in, sorry to be crass, but Kyle was in cunt mode tonight. Kyle was absolutely awful. Andy, did you enjoy Sutton's sustainability clothing line storyline? Did you like that, Andy?

There were so many gross things she said, but there was a chronic what aboutism well that she went to, constantly putting it on the other women. We get a statement from PK, which is just the most PK thing you could possibly do. We get into the forensics of PK and Duret and pre-closure and then we get to Garcelle accusing Duree's ex-husband of staging a robbery. I mean, it was like 100 babies. Now I'm a stupid podcaster, and no one

should listen to anything I say. Well, lots of people do. But I have accused her of the same thing. Now when I heard Garcelle do it, that's when I actually started doing, I started processing what it would take to have pulled this off. Oh, he, can we drop the bullshit? PK 100% did. Okay. Maybe he did do it. But think about this, Rubio, like this little saying I have

Dylan always laughs when I say it. Secrets are hard to be kept. Yep. And a secret can only be kept when two people know the secret and one of them's dead. Yep. There's two robbers out there running around that you don't think they take some money from TMZ to go on and make, bring this to light. Just need an ID. Go ahead, Robbs. I believe this is going to play out. What we need to do is we need to juice these people, whoever they are, talk about it enough.

Come out, talk to us. Come on out. We'll pay you more than he did because he he's bankrupt, you know So um, if you did fake Rob Start to talk a little bit, you know, because that'd be great if they were big fans bad TV, you know the two guys Yeah, we broke the story. Yeah Okay, so you guys you're never gonna believe this We we were approached Fucking paid six.

Bad TV? Breaks? Okay, so maybe not, he didn't maybe do it 100%. But, you know, if you're having money troubles and the resale on jewelry and fine clothes isn't what you'd like it to be, you know, the insurance might be a better rate. I'm just saying that that could be one of the reasons. To be fair to Dorit and their family because I think their estimated assets are valued at minus 950,000. However, I have seen Dorit do at least two commercials promoting, like she's, you get paid for those. Yeah. Pretty well.

Yeah. So she's doing pretty well. He ain't. Good for Dorit. I think you're right. When Dorit flies the coop and starts hitting the town. She'll land on her feet. Oh, big time.

And she'll land on our feet. I mean, we're going to love watching that. She may even wind up in Beverly Hills. You know what I mean? Go ahead, Rubz. I think she's going to go international. I hope she gets an actual billionaire. Yeah, I think she could. Yeah, maybe someone from Israel, her home country. Yeah, yeah.

Honestly, yeah, that'd be great. Good fucking call, Pat. Like a tech billionaire from Israel, that'd be lovely. That'd know her parents. Yeah, we could see it. I could see it. I could see it. We could see it. All right, here's what- 100 babies for me. Okay, here's what I wanna say.

The reunion was basically cast members calling each other out for not showing their real lives. And that was very true, but it was funny to see them keep pointing the finger at one another when they should really be pointing at themselves. Yeah, no composure. As I said at the beginning of this podcast,

this reunion was way better than I expected it to be at least this episode Very fun I'm gonna give it Oh, by the way, um Ruby even following the the trades Was Erica Jane pulled into court again this week for 300 grand for she had accused a makeup artist of Stealing from her and he countersued her and robs have you been on the trades I first thought like Pat you can't ask me live you know what I mean because no I haven't and that's an issue that's embarrassing I get a lot of other updates that weren't about

Eric you got some updates please feel free to do it I'm gonna give it 20 babies baby that's a good score. Yeah, I think so too. That's really low, Pat. Not really. All right, fine, 45. Yeah, she might lose $300,000 in mid-law suit chaos. And this picture is from before she was on things to make her look different, and it's very funny to see.

Oh, picture says a thousand words. Quick, quick interjection. Sorry, I've already done it like 15 times and no offense. You know, it's annoying. Does she have $300,000? I bet she has $300,000. I mean, it's buried out in the woods somewhere. You think?

Yeah. Cold, dirty cash probably? Yeah, of course. And then she pawned a bunch of stuff. OK. Oh, yeah. All right. But that's pretty much it, though, right?

She probably has a few of those holes out in the wilderness. You think so? Yeah. Actually, if you're hiking in the woods, and you walk by her, and she's got a shovel, you're like, Erica Jane? Yeah. What are you doing here? Or she uses very Erica Jane markers to help find her way there.

Like there are like pink sunglasses in the woods. You're like, what the hell is that? That's a marker. That's my cash, baby. It's mine. It doesn't belong to anybody else, baby. It's mine. I earned it.

Okay. Ruby, your babies. What doesn't matter about her $300,000 is that she might owe 24 million. So it's, you know, keep looking for your glasses in the woods, Erica, because I hope you have a lot. I will, bae bae. That's a ton of holes.

It's too many holes. You can't take that money. It's ridiculous. When she stood up, and I am so sorry to whatever designer this was. Do you guys think it's okay that Andy was like, oh my God, I love your dress. Who did that? And she was like, hmm, don't know.

No, no, that's not allowed. No, that's not allowed. Like, what are you going to do? Not say it. That's not allowed. I believe if you pay for it, you sometimes are. Yeah, if you pay more. Right. But you she I like it sounded like she got slighted by this designer. And they were like, we don't want we don't like you to give it to you.

So you have to pay for it and buy it like a normal fucking person. And she was like, I'm not going to give you a shout out on this television. Well, I think that's fine. If you're paying full price, then yeah, it's you're not gonna give it to me. Who cares? It's mine. But if you're getting it, you know, I, you know, you know what? I can't stand, I can't stand people who don't give credit what credits do. I agree. I just can't stand it. So you just apparently disagree with yourself then because you said that if you pay full price for it, you don't have to say who made it. Yeah,

the credit is the credit in that situation, Ruby. The credit is the cash. Okay. All right. Can we get to the, can we let Ruby talk for a little while? Ruby. Dylan, if you're this big on a platform and this many people could hear about you, it's, I think it's ridiculous to not do that. Anyplace. That's all I can say. And you know, whose opinion you share? Nick Vile. So get in that pool and swim around. Well, I think this episode was... What? I'm not applicable. You know what you sound like? You sound like Kyle when Three was like, Kyle, you know the producers of this show. So you would have already known my contract was

renewed for next season. So why did you just say that? This is, and Kyle goes nuts. What I said. And you know what you sound like? You sound like, Hey, you too. Don't make me give you a timeout. Come on. You could hug us. It was a great, great reunion. I really hope you guys are wrong about the diminishing returns, but you probably aren't.

What the hell else are they going to discuss? The fucking. Maurice. The still-veined shrimp they had in the ocean side. Maybe. You think Kyle's going to talk about that? No. We'll see.

She's in hyper-defense mode. And she starts the day off. I mean, maybe the crystals are the thing that are giving her an orb of delusion around herself. That's right. The women have lots of kind of bizarre items with it. I don't know why, Garcelle, maybe they got goodie bags for the reunion and a vibrator was in the goodie bag because I see no other explanation for her bringing a pocket rocket to the Reunion, you know a couple a couple years ago. What was that sponsor we had with all the vibrators? Uh, I can't remember but I had such a good time with that. Oh, yeah, we had a great time

Well, anyway, we have fun. I I know they I don't mean sexually. I mean Clarify clarify. Yeah, we got thank you We got and I misconstrued the sponsorships. We got one of of vibratas that were great. A million vibratas and what I used to do is whenever we defend someone and it was a patreon member and they'd be like, hey that I didn't like you guys doing that. I go, what's your email address? And I hit him up and I go, I'll send you some. And then I got rid of all the vibrators. No, it was great.

But I was confusing it with the time when we were at, you know, Ace Man Corolla? Yeah, yeah. He was a great guy. Remember when we used to work for that great guy? We got an Adam and Eve sponsorship, and there were so many dildos. And I took a lot of them and just kind of goofed,

a lot of pranks with them. Yeah, that's what you do. My friend took, it was a, we'll get to the show in a sec. I'm sorry to drag this on, but I had this cache of all these sex toys, right? And I brought him over to a friend's house one day and he took out ties. Like he was like, oh, me and my girlfriend could use these

and we were all just like, what the hell? That's weird. And it wasn't even like, they were like sexy ties. It was like, really, it was like, why are you? My father-in-law, I had a pile of all this. Because they, just as a listener, they, advertisers, they send you a bunch of this stuff. And we had a bunch of Manscape stuff, that sponsor.

And then we had all those dildos and vibrators around. And my father-in-law was back here in the room we Were watching football and he goes hey, can I take some of this? He took a vibrator? Yeah, I'm like you you don't even have a girlfriend What do you need that for? Well, and I should clarify. I don't want to kink shame anybody You want to tie yourself up? Go ahead Pat is Pat is I he's tired of it. Yeah, I am this tired of it. Yeah I am. This specific person taking that specific thing was weird. We were like what is going on with you? Okay anyways we have to get to the

first minute of the show. Now let's get to it. Okay Kyle gets pretty sassy with Andy when he basically says hey you got to have a storyline this year you know Kyle come on, come on, you got to talk a little bit. Right. And then she points the finger at Sutton and she goes, Hey, uh, uh, you know, w you know, we went, we met Reba. That was pretty boring. And I disagree with Kyle because when you see a cast member's mother revolted by them, that's a pretty good storyline. It's a great storyline. I mean, we made a lot of hay with Reba that bitch. And then I think someone hints at it and this may sound crass, but I think they said, Hey, Kyle, you got to come around. You got to what's going on with you and Morgan? Are you guys doing bumper cars or not? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know? Yeah. She was like, she didn't sign up for the show.

She did though. She did. She did. So here's, here's this is Andy just kind of, it's a dereliction of duty. And sometimes with the OGs and within a lot of people that have done this before, he lets them kind of go and drive the car. What I want him to do is put them in infant car seats, drop them in too tightly, not let them out until they answer the questions as he's driving and only looking in the rear view mirror. That's the power I want him to have.

I can watch a reunion like that. That is scary as hell actually, if I was in that rear view mirror. That's the power I want him to have. I could watch a reunion like that. That is scary as hell actually, if I was in that baby car seat. That's actually like, whoa, I better fucking answer this guy. They could do some karaoke too in between like the questions. Oh yeah, that's true. Great idea.

Yeah. Yeah. Anthony Kiedis and James Corden singing fucking California Cajun. You remember when we didn't think that was cringy and then after a while it got very cringy I thought it was cringy from day one. Did you realize I did? I hated it was a good vibe to it And then there was the egg yolk omelet thing and it really got quite old. I think they're still doing it. Mm-hmm

So anyways, sorry, I'm a little I'm too high right you're too I'll admit it okay do you want me to help out yeah all right so if Andy's still bouncing around before the reunion actually starts he visits Street he tells her to leave nothing on the table I think this is maybe what Kyle with Ruby was kind of referring to is he he basically dares you to fucking just vomit well I thought Ruby's point of contention with Andy visiting Kyle was gonna be that it was a little bit like Donna Brazile giving to fucking just vomit. Well, I thought Ruby's point of contention with Andy visiting Kyle was going to be that it was a little bit like Donna

Brazile giving Hill dog the question. All right. You know, they were stolen like a thief in the night. Andy's kind of like prepping Kyle. It's kind of a nod to what's coming. I mean, I don't know if she needs that. She may. One thing that's very clear about this episode,

these women are Obsessed with the comments. They're reading. Yeah Everything. Yeah, I'll say this. I'm not gonna I'm gonna delete my Facebook I don't expect me in that below deck group anymore. We won't be in there. Yeah, I don't want to be in there Okay, people say mean things about me. Oh, okay, and I don't need I don't need that to affect my day things about me. Oh, okay. And I don't need to I don't need that to affect my day. Okay. But it's funny, because these people are way leveled up more than us as far as comments and phones. And they're still so pathetic that they probably have a glass of

wine at night. And they're scrolling through the comments. Oh, I don't know if it's pathetic. But it's definitely like, it's definitely a bad idea. You know, it's a bad idea. No, it's pathetic. I go back to the first one. Well, OK, so we sit down. And what is the first what is the first topic of the. Well, Andy bounces around the stage and he notes that

Erica Jane had a song in the movie, a nori. That's right. Yeah. And they'll be the palm door. There'll be no publishing money for the burn victims, baby. The movie bombed, it bombed, baby. Yeah, it didn't. It was a massive hit. And you can't tell the forensic accounts anything other than that.

It bombed, baby. It didn't make any money. It cost $60 billion, baby. How do you think it's gonna break even, baby? She sucks. I think so too. She even baby? She sucks. I think so too. She was featured on the song. Garcell's grandma, Boz had a great first season. And let's also listen, it's credit where credit's due, it's awesome that

Erica had that song in that movie. Yeah about strippers. But it was I think played in the strip club. Yes, that's where her music belongs. Which is like, there's bops in strip clubs. Yeah. You know? Yeah, and Warrant also had a song in that movie. So good for them. And Warrant's great.

Yeah. Yeah. Warrant's great. So the first, like, I believe the first real guts of it is Kyle. No, the first one is actually Dureet. Dureet. Yeah, so we get a look back at her marrying that beluga whale and then their downfall.

That's right. And then her saying he was a horrible father. And then they chat about Dureet being a social smoker. I saw a funny post today, which was like, when did we all like get hard ons because we we see Dorit smoking a cigarette in a car? I mean it was it was a real moment that's why I liked it. Well it definitely wasn't a real moment it was a it was a Schitt's Creek kind of I'm sorry that I'm forgetting her name it's not Han it's it's She's an amazing, talented actress.

But you know the woman that's in all the Christopher Guest movies? Oh, yeah. Jennifer? She was the mom. Are you talking about Moira? Yeah, the mom. The mom who is married to what's his favorite.

You know I hate that show? Up Shits Creek? Yeah. Why? Do I hate it? Yeah, why? I always, people think I probably obsess on this. My show Tour Wars was on the Pop Network, or ready to be on it, and it was going to

be all about Hollywood. And then they acquired Schitt's Creek from Canada, and they put it on the network and it was a hit and they cleaned the slate from that idea that the Pop Network was going to be about Hollywood. So basically it screwed my fucking show. Okay. So fuck that show. Okay.

Well, can you bury the hatchet, please? Catherine O'Hara. Yes. Catherine O'Hara. Okay. So this was a very Catherine O'Hara losing herself kind of moment. But the thing that was very, took a while. The thing that was very annoying about this interaction was Kyle saying when she's in the car, she thinks like, what are they even

going to do with this? Which is like, that is like going shut up. It's going out of your way to tell a lie for no reason. Like it doesn't move the needle anywhere. And she's just, it's so pathological. She's just awful. She's pathological. She can't help but produce and she can't turn off. And the way that Andy goes into her dressing room in the beginning and it's like, here you go, Donna, or Hill, whatever. And then he signs off. So Donna, he doesn't push her ever. When she does like when she does that to Dore. And Dorit's like, two plus two is 46. And Kyle's like, I think that you're right. He's like, okay, next question. And you're like, wait, wait, wait, what are you talking about? Wait, wait, wait, one second. This

is not good, Andy. She's a liar. Yeah. So we get to the statement from P.K. P.K. is you know one of my goals is to soften up a little bit because these are people right at the end of the day but not him not him but he is a bag of meat with some cobbled together soul. And he's just such a disgusting human being and a bad dad. Fun little show note.

Oh, this isn't behind a paywall. Probably not though. Just say it like that. We may know someone that's a friend of the show that might have helped him edit that statement. You know what you can say it I'll put it on the uncensored tier. Go ahead. No I can't. I don't want because that person might get mad at me for even disclosing that. Okay. But all right so but anyway the gist of the gist of the statement is that basically Dorit is a different person now. Yeah, well the main issue, there's so much here. So one, just him putting a statement in and not showing up

is the most PK thing ever. Melodrama, infantile, fame seeking. Pig. Pig, right? The fact that he's heartbroken about the accusations of Him being a bad father is Kind of that same kind of pathological thing you are Such a horrible father. I mean when she breaks down the custody schedule that they've got going right now father. I mean, when she breaks down the custody schedule that they've got going right now, he sees them one day a week if he's

in town. And to pretend like he hasn't been doing that their entire childhood for him to go it's it's asinine that she's claimed I'm a bad father is just it's I mean, it's pig shit. Yeah, it's pig shit. Yeah. We then do you do you? Can I just ask, do you think that he actually, like, Dorit, now that this divorce and this stuff is happening, do you think that she's gonna step up and become a more active parent that we've alleged that she's also absentee, but do you think she's more involved now because she has to be?

No, probably not. Cool. No, dating is, Ruby, dating is gonna be so fun. You're right. Like, you know. But at least she's, I mean, she may not hear the cries, but she's in a position to hear the cries, you know. Now Kyle says Dorit was definitely a different person this season, and I think that's when

Kyle and Dorit start going back and forth about PK. Yeah. And then Sutton joins in to say it feels like you're throwing PK under the bus. Okay, Sutton. Now Sutton, you don't know anything about their lives, to be fair. Okay, Sutton. And then Kyle makes the point that no one else reached out to Dorit after the divorce except for her. This was a wild what about-ism and it, Dorit is I Dorit really

went kind of I'm confused about her. We've been talking about this dynamic the whole season where like, are you like, a airhead or are you a killer? If she's in killer mode, Kyle's bullshit doesn't work. So when we're talking to Kyle and accusing her of being a bad friend for texting Dureet's husband before her, Kyle goes on this spree that none of the other women texted her. One, she didn't have the same relationship with the other women as she has with you, so bad argument. But also, we're not talking about texting Doreen.

We're talking about texting PK before you texted Doreen. And Kyle just spins off on this. I was the only one that texted her. She's just, oh my God, it's so cringe-worthy. When Doreen says to her, it was one of the most hurtful things when I basically said, PK is this monster. And you were like, I haven't seen that though. And then Kyle, instead of just saying, you know what, you're right. That was really shitty. And I shouldn't have said that. I should have just shut up and said, you're right. She was like, I know, but,

but, but what I was feeling in the moment was that he wasn't there to defend himself. And she just then spirals and pathologically lies her way out. It's so gross to watch her and then play this little like, I'm so sad because me and Maurice are getting this divorce. It's just like, I don't have any empathy for you because you're not nice at all. Nice person. Pat, do you agree with us? I agree with you guys. Do you really? Mm-hmm

like full measure you agree with the part that Kyle's an absolutely terrible person and Yeah, I guess Yeah Now meanwhile Erica notice it notices the coffee table from a rental That was funny because I'm pretty sure it was. Hang on a second baby, is that mine? That's mine and then Andy asked to read what will the forensic accountants find when they look into their finances and the answer is a safe filled with monopoly money and those watches. They're going to find nothing.

Yeah. They're going to find nothing. They're going to find nothing. And then the assistant to the accountant says, what do you mean by nothing? Think of what the universe was before the Big Bang. Think of something so far out of our conception of existence that we are just completely baffled by it. We can't wrap our heads around it.

That's what I'm talking about. Or maybe a better example, like fans of the 80s kids movies, Never Ending Story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing. What happened to your world? Well, it's nothing now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing. What happened to your world? Well, it's nothing now. Yeah, exactly.

Nothing came. Right. That's their bank account. It's not what happened to a tray's horse. That's a tangible like sadness and depression. This comes with that. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.

What we're talking about is nothing. I have one more. So your honor, you know how we just know that generally speaking the universe is expanding. What it's expanding into that's what's in our bank account. We don't it's nothing. We can't figure out what it could possibly be. It's so nothing. I don't know what this idiot does for a living other than start businesses that don't make money and go bankrupt. I think that P.K. moves money around at a level that he thinks is big. Now, he does big things, you know,

I'm sure that P.K.'s wined and dined in much more exuberant and elaborate settings than the three of us have. But it's still nowhere near a master of mankind amount of wealth. So he's essentially just kind of this like, it's just lily padding in this world that he thinks is important, but it's not, it's pathetic. And we get to this pre closure bit about the house and Dorit says that the rate changed on him. Oh yeah, this whole Fakata thing. He's trying to cover for his ass here. What rate?

What rate? Yeah. No, I'm, you can't do that. That's not, nope. Do people sign floating rates? Do people, like I'm just genuinely asking that question. Do you sign a contract that has a floating rate? Well, they used to it was called the five-year ARPs option arm. Okay. Yeah, and you could take a loan that had a floating rate

That's back in the day. I think it's illegal that okay That's how we got into that 2008 fight home crisis. There was a lot of floating rates out Okay, so the rate doesn't exist anyways He just refused to one, one she said, this is so nuts. He tried to get somebody on the phone and he couldn't. That's right. Who is your broker? Do they, are they a weed dealer too? Like what, what are we talking about? This is like when your parents, when you're like, I'm going to be like a physical therapist and your parents are like, you should call Claire's mother.

She works with a lot of, and you're like, okay, that's a great, how the fuck would I call someone's mom who I went to elementary school with that I haven't spoken to. Where are you going with this? And then Sutton, like the like fucking Parker Posey being like, is your name on the mortgage? Do you know that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I loved it. Sorry, just to break up the recap a little bit.

Ruby, I have to tell you, Parker Posey, she's in a different show for White Lotus this season. She's way over the top with that accent. I watched the last episode, actually. You did? I don't know why Mike White allowed this. Everyone else is anchored to reality and real characters and she's playing some, she's actually in a Christopher

Guest film. Yeah. Do you watch Southern Charm and do you know who Miss Patricia is? I know she, I know she's, I, didn't she admit that she was playing that character or doing a version of that? Mike White literally said, and what's his face?

Isaac's, Jason Isaac's is Thomas Ravenel, you know, to a T. And I haven't watched the last couple of episodes, but I have noticed never quiet. Can I tell you the studio? Phenomenal. Yeah, that's fantastic. That's fantastic. So let's keep shitting on PK for a little bit. Um, he is, I have a question. Yep. The alcoholism thing. That was kind of brutal. So Andy asked, what was kind of brutal about, he asked, he goes, is PK drinking again? Andy? I can't say.

That's well, that's yes, then. Andy is a very sneaky little sneaker right here. He goes, how is PK's sobriety going? Because not well, bitch. When you hammer that many shoestring frosts, you're going to need a beer every once in a while. Because it's so salty. But when she says, I'm not really sure,

he says, so you're saying he's drinking it. Yes, she is. And that was brutal. And I was thinking about Andy going to bed at night and thinking about just all the lives that he's laid to complete ruin. It must be tough. He may be a piece, I don't know.

But we need him to do more of this. If you're going to bear the cross, bear the cross for us. You know what I mean? Well, here's what I have to say. He better hope his kids Keith Richards and Axl Rose. Television doesn't exist when they're adults because they're gonna think their dad's a fucking loser.

Cohen or Pika? Yeah, Pika. Clearly. Oh, yeah. Any successful their dad's a con man. They will be moved into some international boarding school with Dorit's new billionaire husband who's four years younger than their dad, but looks like he's like their mom's hotness level. He like goes skiing with them and he's not exactly a criminal until his seventies or so.

And then the same thing will happen. It'll be fine. Right. Right. and then the same thing will happen, it'll be fine. Right, right, right. I think that's, it looks like Ruby is looking into some kind of future site ball, because that is perfect. Okay, we get to Bose next. Lots of milk toasty questions about the realness

of the show and all that. But her house burned down in Malibu, that sucks. Actual Malibu by the way. Yeah, actual Malibu. Sorry to Bose. Sorry to hear that. I'm gonna say something that's gonna not sit well. I think most people agree.

Keely needs to go. He's not up to our standards. The guy's a fucking loser. He is well below her. He's uncommittal. At this very time of the reunion, they had already filmed a year before. They're still not living together. They're not engaged. Like what is going on here?

It breaks my heart. She's better than this. It breaks my heart to say this about Bo's, but she's a soft target for men like this. I mean, this guy sees her, the entire board is a bullseye and he's just trying to leech as much off as he can. I think, I mean, listen, we prejudge a lot of people because we don't know them, but we watch them, but there are so many red flags. Okay. So successful. Sorry, Ruby, go ahead.

I was going to, she, I think that she's at a point now where she may be saying to herself, I prioritize work for so long. I want a relationship and he smells that and he will do whatever he wants with the situation. I think you're kind of right. It's just what she can do better than this. So people that are super smart, high powered business people, Bose is obviously that person, the counter, the male version of her is a dude that he is in control of his day so much that he needs to show up to some private room to have a stripper step on his balls. Okay. Because he doesn't want to feel control. He wants to get slapped around by a prostitute and stepped on his back.

Bose is in control all the time. So I think she wants to relinquish control and that's where Keely comes and he's like, Oh, she doesn't want to control something. So I'm going to sneak in here. She lets down her guard too much is my point. I think that, OK, I want to get back to poorly, like, dime store psychoanalysis of Bose. I don't have a degree. I just want the audience to know that.

No, I'm going to continue with it. So it's going to be great. I said I don't kick shame. I'm going to kick shame those weirdos that have women step on their balls. It's just really dangerous. I don't even know why you would do that. Yeah, like it's-

You end up in the emergency room at three in the morning. I knew a girl, and this is actually, this is a true story, and she would go to a parking lot in Queens and a guy would pay her $20 every time she would kick him in the balls just in a parking lot. And she would make like two grand and then just get back in her car and drive away. Wow, 10 hits. And I used to think to myself, you're so rich. No, no, no.

That's more than 10 hits, I think, right? Yeah. It's a lot of money though. No, no, no. Minutes. Oh, I thought he said 10 minutes. It's literally, she would just kick him in the balls. There was no, he's on the ground, driving in pain and he would ask for another one and

she would do it however many times he asked, and it was usually around two grand. So you're looking at, I don't know, what, like 20? How many kicks is that? Sorry, how many? I can tell you, I couldn't do this. I could never be a male prostitute, because every time I looked at something I bought,

like I bought a new pickup truck or something, every time I was driving, I'd be like, you know what paid for this? Me punching a guy in the balls. I'd fucking do it. Oh, I would love it. Is this like a Brianna Chicken Fry, not taking that $12 million?

Why? Take it, go away. Love your life. Okay. Where are we? Bose, I think when you climb the corporate world, this is the dime store psychoanalysis. When you climb the corporate world, or corporate ladder, and you're in the corporate world, this is the dime store psychoanalysis. When you climb the corporate world,

or corporate ladder, and you're in the corporate world a lot, you have a very, you're very good at emotional intelligence and dealing with people, but it's very narrowly focused in this kind of watch your back, you know, always game playing kind of thing. Yeah. That if you do make the call in your mind to let people in and be vulnerable,

there might be a bit of an overcorrection. Just you're out of practice with that thing. So your walls go subterranean, and then Keely just walks in. I was sad to hear that she's still with that idiot. I thought she would have dumped his ass after watching it back. I mean, it's so clear that. But Pat, they've said they love you to each other

So everything is fine So we get to this. Yeah, go ahead fruit. You okay? She's shaking her head. She's a little it's gross I don't like anything about him. He off. What does he offer you? What does he offer you? companionship Warm-body no, that's get a dog, get a dog. Both things checked off. Well, you can't fuck a dog. You can't fuck a dog. You can't fuck a dog.

Well, depends who you ask. And I think, you know what I would say? I would say this, one of my friends is dating and she just said to me the other day, this guy came over and then he was like, I have to go. And usually that would piss somebody off after you come to my apartment, you fuck me. And then you're like, by the way, I can't sleep here.

If you're a girl, you're kind of like, okay, that's shitty. And she was like, I was so relieved that I got to be alone again. And I don't think I can ever see him ever again. And I said, I think you're right. Yeah. I want her to get there with this fucking man. I hate him. I'll tell you what, Rubes, you know, it probably happened to your friend. That guy probably had a, another date.

He was probably go out of bank. Somebody else figured she wasn't going to give it up and he left pretty quickly. Hmm. And it doesn't sound like a dude to me. He's in his refractory period. He wants to eat a pizza and watch some football. I think. No, he wasn't in his refractory period. Well, he didn't, he have sex with her. Oh, did he have sex with her? He came over, he had sex with her and then he was like, by the way, he can't sleep. He ain't going to, no, no, there's not a second stop. Well, there is, but it's to food. That's right. Yeah, that's to a pizza place.

OK. I believe that this is where we get to the bows criticizing, well, so the friendships and Garcell's criticism of her and Doree. Yeah, yeah. So they I think they said that Doree was up Gar's coochie all season. Yeah, yeah. Pretty, pretty gross stuff. I loved Bo's saying to Garcelle that I really respected that you were basically like, no, I'm not going to tell you anything. I think if somebody did that to me before a show, I'd be like, oh, I fucking hate you and I don't like anything about you. So nevermind. Yeah, well, Erica throws a bit of a right hook here at Garcelle because we get to this Kyle

not showing herself on camera thing. And it starts with Garcelle, Kyle's kind of like ricochet target when this accusation gets levied. But Garcelle just goes, I don't fucking, I'm living in an oil field in Oxnard, that's all I got. You know? And Erica's like, I wish your life was more entertaining.

I wish you were more interesting, baby. Hey Erica, you're doing a reno on your fucking outhouse, so don't comment people with that. Your season was unacceptable. I realize you had a couple brutal ones, and I think she kind of bled, hey look, my whole life the last two years baby was on display. A lot of unintended consequences when you shack up with a multi-millionaire fraudster. So you know you don't know what the

ripple effect is going to look like. I'm telling you. Yeah but except for sometimes you do though when you're like 30 years younger than them you meet them when you're working at a strip club and they run a really powerful law firm and then you have $20 million deposited into your LLC that costs more to run than it does that you earn because you'd fly all your glam around. So you like, you could know, you know, you might. Well, here's the thing, Baebae.

You probably have an idea that there may be some people in uniform carrying things out of your house one day. But you definitely don't know that it's gonna get as messy as it did. You know, you don't know the internet's gonna be calling you, I don't know, fucking bag of shit for wearing earrings in Colorado. You know, you can't possibly see those.

You know, think about Erika Jayne in her situation and how much the public hated her and despised her and clearly believed that she was complicit in this. Had she not flaunted her wealth in wasting it by most people's standards, flying around the world, paying to play at music festivals and all the costumes. Had she just been living, say, Dureed's life,

I don't think another person would have suffered as much judgment as Erika did. Well, listen, it's not her baby. No, baby. It was Tommy. Tommy, he's the one who stole all that money, baby. Oh, and can I really quickly backtrack to P.K. when his problem with DeRite, Andy asks, I loved the moment where we got to shit on P.K. It was amazing. When he asks, Dorit, was the problem all of the clothing and the glam? And she was like, yeah, that was a pretty big problem.

He's jealous, he's jealous, motherfucker. Yeah, he's jealous. No, he wasn't jealous. He knew that you had a cosmic amount of nothing money and you were going nuts buying all this shit. So yeah, that was probably a point of contention. But anyways, back to Erica. Who, just really, who is more stressed out than a husband going nuts buying all this shit. So yeah, that was probably pointing contention. But anyways, back to your own.

Just just really who is more stressed out than a husband that knows that his that he is in financial ruin and his wife is spending 10s of 1000s of dollars just on shit. What do you do? Yeah, you lash out. You kick out you kick out because you can't tell the truth, right? You got to just keep playing hot potatoes so she can afford it. But right now, you're stressful. So you kick out.

Now, this is when Kyle and Garcelle go at it, because Oliver didn't want to film. We do get that season, that one episode with him and you all feel. And then Kyle said Morgan didn't want to be filmed. Well, one is a son, and the other is a possibly significant other. And that means you're on the show. Yeah.

And Oliver did film, didn't he? Yes, he did. Yeah, so that's the other difference, Kyle. So once more, so stop being a fucking liar and you're so mean. And I don't know why everyone on this stage is so scared of you. You offer nothing, you bring nothing. Her justifications for things not getting involved, okay fine, leave Morgan completely out of it.

Let's talk about the girls that Maurice is fucking in front of your face and you're like, no I don't want to. Okay fine. That was what was so nuts to me. Like I'm glad we pinned Kyle down a little bit. You know, she made it out of the- One arm. Right.

She's made it out of the bear trap. She's still bleeding, and you can still track her if you want, but it's going to be a tough, uh, tough- You need dogs. Anyways, I was surprised that we didn't get into any of the Mauricio stuff. There's two more episodes, so I'm sure. But we pin her down with this Morgan stuff,

and she just, it's just a knuckleball of bullshit at every turn. Now, again, I think I follow too many social accounts. Someone in Europe where Morgan is currently touring, Kyle was at the show, and they were holding hands at the concert. Yeah, she's on the tour with her right now. So this is another thing. So you're a liar.

OK, yeah. And I don't want you on the show. If you're not going to talk about your husband getting hot and fucking girls that are 20 years younger than him while you're getting separated, but not getting separated and you're becoming a fake lesbian abroad, get off the show. Right. And I'll definitely don't accuse other people of doing what you're doing when you're clearly doing what you're doing.

We end with Garcelle. I don't want to be on the show, babe. It's just not really. We end with Garcelle and calling that fake robbery out, which, eh. OK. I mean, it's harmful. Yeah.

Well, no, it is. It's hard. Let's say this. If it's not staged, it is awful. Let's also say if it was staged. That's awful well and also I love Garcelle for bringing this up because we Me too. We can also always welcome a little Jerry Springer into the show, right? Let's not pretend that this is about class This is a proud about blood

But Garcelle Going I didn't imply that it was PK. It's like, no, you definitely did. Like it was pretty black and white. Yeah, who would have planned it? Who did you? Your neighbor. The kid? Yeah, the kid. Axel Rose did.

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