Another Below Deck Podcast - Processing Emotions | RHOC S19 E8

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

Dylan and Pat are back to break down lie detectors, Persian new year, processing emotions, fries, coming at the queen and more from Bravo's RHOC.Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkhttps://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod

and spread shit and the heather de bro thing i understand it right it's like you're in prison you go for the king right otherwise you're just going to get fucked in the ass and um you might not want that you might but that's going to happen so i've been told right from youtube interviews of people in prison and stuff yeah you got um the first day of prison you uh you just you just punch a guy in the face and you steal his blanket yeah because if you don't you're gonna butt fuck they're I thought, Hi. Hey.

How you doing? Doing great. Me too. Is this the start of the show? It is. We're beginning, commencing. Our recap.

Oh, no. Yeah, Dill. It's Buzzball Friday. So if you'd like to play along with old Patty Head on down to your local Run Down Liquor Store Go to the back of the store And you'll probably see about a half a dozen of these

And there'll be some dust on them Just clear that off and grab yourself a couple And when you're listening to the pod Crack a buzz ball Can you go ahead and list off the ingredients If they have any real quick? Oh, you know what I can't read this It does say warning though

Yeah, for sure. So this is a buzzball chiller. Agave with natural flavors. Look at that. And certified color. What does that mean certified color? It's ambiguous still. It's meant to not really explain anything.

Right. It's meant to evoke a state of confusion that drives you to drink. A strawberry, Rita. there is a warning on here. Yeah, it says the government warns you should not drink this. Yeah, I want to ask the little patty's. Oh, it's woman owned. Okay.

There you go. See, a woman invented this. How could it be bad? Well, I don't know if she invented it. Listen to how. I think only true evil like that could come out of a man's head, quite frankly. Dylan is trying to ruin a good dad. All right, we're here to break down the Real Housewives of Orange County.

sketchy bitch is crucified today via a Persian New Year lie detector test. I can't wait to give my, um, what are we rating this now? Tits. Tits. Family bands. Lifts. No, you had found something that you had really enjoyed, actually, quite frankly. It wasn't hot dog lips.

No. Oh, it was fatty photos. It was fat. Yeah. How many fatty photos? That's correct. It was fatty photos. I give this episode probably, by the way, you should feel lucky you're not drinking this stuff.

What is that? It's a leisure, giata delicatessen combo brand electrolyte refresher. I mean, a buzz ball is much more fun. I was going to say that's a lot of bullshit they're promising on that can there. I mean, half and half, this is an Arnold Palmy, right? and there are so many promises made on this can. And I can't imagine that they can fulfill half of them. But listen, we're here to talk about Real Housewives of Orange County.

A lot of tits. It was a fun episode. Katie is maybe the most sociopathic person we've ever had on the show. I don't call women the B word, but with her, it's okay. I think the audience is with me. You do call them that, though. I do. Yeah.

Oh, well, I more than often refrain from that. type of uh yeah no we use euphemisms like free spirit and diva uh five tits five tits okay i have to say this about meatball meatball is really stepping up to the plate she's been really good she's stepping up to the plate or is it like a monkey juggling i'll let the audience decide yeah but at least someone called Kiki, the influencer, the blogger. Someone had to do it. No one else was on their feet thinking about it. She did it.

She did reconnaissance. I mean, she's no Megan Edmonds, but she's, uh, it's a start. Megan Edmonds was the one that basically sussed out that Vicki Gundelson's boyfriend was lying about his cancer. She was literally calling doctor offices to ask if they could get medical. Can I tell you something? Yeah. Diane Sawyer.

Did you see the Diane Sawyer special on, uh, how Bruce Willis has dementia i didn't see that is diane could you're still around could you imagine me ever watching that no who would watch i watched the entire thing why i don't know i'm i'm really saddened by this whole bruce willis thing and there's this diane sawyer special on hulu where she sits down with his wife emma uh-huh and they go through the all the good days and the bad and it's Bruce in it, too? Bruce is not in it. Yeah, that would, he's, no, that would not be nice.

He doesn't, uh, I don't really, you know. You know, he gave us two of his refrigerators. He did. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Nice guy. Now I think he probably didn't know. Yeah, and that's what's, you know, I couldn't help but think when I was watching.

I was like, it doesn't sound that bad because he has, he has no idea what's going on. No, it's good time. But it's just really, really hard on the family. So, if you want to. I want to go check that out. That's at Hulu with Diane Sawyer. I want to say this about Bruce Willis. I had thought about him, and I think I'm going to bring him up when we talk about below deck. Oh, really? I was, something triggered me to think back to Pulp Fiction and just how good he is. He's so good. He's so good. The sixth sense.

He's a consummate movie star. But he'd find a way like his career would dip a little bit. Oh, yeah. Come back and do something amazing. It took a pretty significant dip there towards the end. But that's because he didn't know what a mark was. Yeah. I wish he would have made it on one of those streaming service shows, because I bet he would have picked a good one. Yeah. And he would have been great on it.

I mean, I learned from the Diane Sawyer special. He loved to work. He did. He really loved it. He loved to work. So my friend Gia did a scene with him. Yeah.

And I said, how was it? She said he was a fucking asshole. Yeah, sure, sure. She said he wouldn't even do the practice. They had someone stand in. No, why would she? Why would? But it was one of those, uh, Randall movies.

I learned later on. You're a fat boy. Bruce didn't know where he was. This was when there was trouble on the set and people were seeing it. Yeah, how do we get on this tangent? Oh, I'm not certain,

but we're here to get your tits now. I don't think we have them. Okay. Meatball's great. I hated Gretchen's madman housewife look. They keep cutting to it. It's weird. Oh, January Jones. Something's going on it.

It's awkward. Okay. Yeah, not to get into another tangent, but she's January Jones. It's one of the most confusing public downfalls I've ever seen. What happened to her? Well, she's just like one of the most beautiful people, period, right?

And then she's just doing like fucking walks a shame from Bobby Flai's house. You're getting dicked down by that little fucking Vienna sausage and then walking through this. Better than Nick Vial. She wanted to bang him for a while. See, that's what I'm talking about. Well, she has tasting bad men. Bad taste in men. Okay.

Okay. I could watch a lie detector episode like the entire. They got the guy, you know. The guy and the girl. They got the guy. Okay, here's how it goes. Hey, Archie, do you want a new home? That's just because it's...

That was truthful, he said yes. Is your moment drunk? That was yes. He was truthful. Is Katie a sketchy bitch? He was truthful. Yeah, I mean, Archie's just a sturdy, sturdy guy. You know, he didn't have it in him.

It's a lie. The reason that that wasn't playing is because you're playing the kind of sound bed of a dog barking from a free account on YouTube with ads on a phone that's six years old. So that's probably why. The phone's probably older. My wife told me today, enough is enough. I have two free phones waiting for me and I'm too lazy to go down to that goddamn Apple store. Because I don't like their attitudes in that store. No. No.

That is a construct that your laziness is created. They're fine down there. They're fine. Hey, that's what they say. Let me tell you something. Why do I need to go to a store and be belittled by a 23-year-old that thinks they're smarter than me? You're not going to be belittled and they are smarter than you in this regard.

You don't know. That might as well be a goddamn brisk. get on with technology my wife bought a fucking car this year online i didn't even see it i get an email it texts me to go pick it up at a parking spot i didn't have to deal with a human being no i know but you're a people person why don't you go in there you know hop on over to a carnies while you're there get the kids some chili fries hmm make an afternoon of it all right let me think about it errands errands errands erins can be a very fun thing what's that uh clothing store that is called uh fashion where they send all their clothes

Fashioned Zara. Oh, Zara. What happens with all the clothes that get sent to Africa? They call it fashion pollution or something. Oh, Zah. You and Ruby knew what it was.

Oh, really? No, no, no. I knew. We got to get into the first minute of the show, okay? Fine. Jeez, man. Patrick and I are both in love with Olivia Dean now. Oh, yeah.

Check her out. Well, she's just so talented. Okay, so let's get into the O. see. The DeBros have a conversation about AI. Jen's son is a 15-year-old virgin. You fucking loser. You fucking loser. And we sit down with Shannon's father, who is like her also a drunk.

Yes, Gene the Machine. Now, I do want to just digress back to the Debrose house. Because, you know, they live in that mundane tower, where HR, I'm sorry, HD and her husband want us to think that they're having a lot of sex. That's true. How could I pass over that? Those two have not had sex in this decade. Trust me. The only person Terry wants to have sex with is the person he's staring back in the mirror at.

Well. You don't think he's getting fucking slobbed by assistance at the office? Not unless she was in on it because she would ruin his life. You think? Mm-hmm. A lot of skeletons, huh? I think so. Every marriage has him.

All right. Gene The Machine. Gene The Machine is a drunk. He's a 97. seven-year-old drunk, and the only thing that keeps him alive is actually making young women uncomfortable. That's right. Yeah, you know, Del, they say, there's a famous saying.

It says that girls marry their dads. Uh-huh. Yeah. Gene's a creepy womanizing drunk, and she's proven that ad. Sure, sure. Johnny Jansen. No, he's a little bit like Bush Sr. Or the only thing that kept him alive was just grabbing people's asses while he was

wheeling around like Palpatine. David Copperfield. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's get to the Kiki Minogue of it all. Oh, we're bouncing all around the place. Hold on. Gene was a fan of Love Hotel. That was the show that she had about Marilyn Manson. Marilyn Manson shows up and sucks his own dick. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Wow. Okay. Well, he wanted to have sex with Kelly Dodd. He tried to get her number because he heard she was easy. And that's an old time. Gene the machine did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's an old time he way of saying he thought she was a whore. And then SB shares about her. trip that Tamrat was mean on and Gene couldn't be less interested no he's finished his drink and that's when not Marilyn Monroe yeah not Manson arrives to sing happy birthday and I bet jean told everyone at the assisted living facility a hot blonde saying to him and right some seemed interested while others stared at a wall in a catatonic state because all of them are in drugs

to be kept quiet while still breathing oh yeah if you you have to keep them neutered and muzzled if you're going to care for you. And alive. You got to keep cashing that check, everybody. But if they're yapping, their vitality may be snuffed out. Because, you know, these people that work Filipino women can only have such a, you know,

so much compassion. You know what I mean? They put up with a lot of shit. I don't like this flavor. Shut up, Jan. I ain't going out like that. I ain't going out like that. Why do you think your family left you here, Jan. You fucking bitch about everything. My mom, when she put my Grammy in one of those

places, all my Grammy did was walk around all day, going old other, other old women's drawers and steal their dolls. It's real sad stuff. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I have a letter, which I might read on APS. I kept all my grandmother's correspondence with me. And she wrote me this letter. And when you read it, it's crazy because she's essentially knowing that she has dementia. and she's writing me a letter to say, tell me you love me now. And it's a beautifully written letter. She didn't even graduate from high school

about how much you love me before I'm gone because death will separate us and I'll never have heard it. I'm paraphrasing. That's really intense. What are you doing bringing that to Buzzball Friday right now? It's too much heart right now, actually. Gene.

That's so beautiful. Yeah. I'm going to bring it on APS and read it. You know, Bruce Willis has frontotemporal dementia. really heavy stuff this side you lose language this side you lose behavior uh-huh and it's really crazy because you know you'll the the psychiatrist will go you know your entire family hate you what do you think about that they just go wow no now uh does it will it kill him what a heaven will it kill him or is this kind of disease where it's just not a good life i think eventually

it takes you out because it gets into the muscles and stuff. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, so I think it just shuts everything down eventually. Very, very sad. But he's none the wiser. So anyways, let's get to... Meepal and Gretchen.

Meetball and Gretchen sitting down with Kiki Monique, who... There was a branding of this woman as a reputable journalist. Kiki, the blogger. If you're... And I'm sorry, but if you're sitting across... Ross from Gretchen and Meatball. Did you know that Blake Lively has subpoenaed like any blogger that we're talking shit about her, including people that have like 40 subscribers to their YouTube channel?

Do you imagine just committing that hard to the, to the fucking bit? Why don't you just fucking go get a macha and leave people alone? It didn't work, Blake. I told you my ex-girlfriend. worked with her on her first movie and she always said even before she was anybody there was a girl on that movie that was a fucking bitch yeah oh my god i used that word again ryan's got to be i think ryan's got to be gassing her up there can't be too because a husband or a wife is there to set your spouse straight i know i think he's supportive though i think he i didn't see uh the

movie that he was in the superhero whatever that character is but i think yeah he makes fun of the other guy in his movie just random okay it's It's okay. All right. So anyways, Kiki Monique sits down and she tells the two of them that Katie did. Katie's a sketchy bitch. Not only did Katie tell her all of the things that Katie has been saying. She didn't tell her, but she also accused Meatball being...

She hates Asians. Racist. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and then Gretchen touches on that she's kind of really upset because she thought sharing information with Katie, that she was in a safe space, which is an insane thing to say. Did you know that Katie got pulled over by the police last week and did not have a valid California driver's license?

Well, that happens to the best of us. Does it? Not really. No. I'll tell you what it does happen to, though. Sketchy bitches. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right. So anyways, this will come up later in the episode, but Kiki Monique essentially just, you know, nails the coffin. And thank God for Meatball to do her due diligence. and Greg Gretchen gets emotional and begins weeping and I was concerned the eight pounds of foundation on her face was going to melt off. Right, right.

Yeah, a little too much. Save some foundation for the rest of the girls. Yeah, other women in the world have to wear makeup. So that are bros double apartment. Just a, I love, I love this normal family, this Jennifer Lawrence at McDonald's family, you know. This scene should not be filmed. It's like the Queen of Versailles letting a documentary

crew in right so you're all playing poker in this contrived way you've never done this before it's fucking weird and put on then we get to this just salt of the earth conversation where we ask the kids what city they prefer their dream home to be and and it's like i want you to away you know you're not even a fun rich person it's like literally trying to melt the world you're just kind of like middling if there's a little patty out there, okay, that's out of work and a lot of time on your hands. I want you to put together a montage of every scene in this show that involves the Debrose because there is one storyline that they perpetuate, which is, we are fucking filthy rich, look at our real estate portfolio.

That's it. They have one storyline. This was bragging on brag crime. Okay. So they're all up with their wonderful family and they brag in that very empty tower that they live in that not only do they have one unit, but they have a second unit for the kids to kind of just mess around it. Yeah, it's the game room. And while they're, it's the $15,000 a month game room. And while they're in that uninspired tower, uh, they talk about with the kids, what other property should we buy? Yeah. I can't wait for them to go down. Life is a game of monopoly. Everybody gets yours. Everybody gets yours and they're horrible and eventually every, every horrible person gets what is coming to them now the joshes are having trouble selling the house they are there they're facing quite an

uphill battle yeah and and uh that's because uh the art of the deal okay it turns out the art of the deal only has two as i've said uh tactics yeah uh lower the price right right uh or uh or come in above asking that's it to sell and buy property that's their i don't care if they have gourmet meatballs at the showing, that's not going to move the needle. Oh, uncrossibles. Honey, I was not interested in this house, but these meatballs are delicious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Swedish meatball. They're Swedish me.

I'm not going to sweet. What is a Lindenberry? The Lingenberry? I don't know. The Swedes, let us know what you people eat. All right. So I know they eat fish. Spoiled rotten fish.

These goddamn people get on rooftops and pop open these cans of pickled fish. and it's like gross I don't like fish that is one food I just I just can't do it I'll try pretty much anything cannot do a pickled fish can't do a can't do a herring

can't do it's just disgusting the second the flesh hits my tongue I want to throw up my next door neighbors very Italian people I think this is an Italian thing every time they'd order a fucking pizza I'm a little kid like oh they're gonna order a pizza

yes yes yes you look forward to it all day the pie would show up the fucking box would open. Anchovies. Antchovies all over it. And let me tell you some. It's just one of the most overwhelming flavors. It's not even pizza at that point.

You remove the anchovies, which Little Patty did. It's still there. It's still there. No, it's cemented on there. It's like going to, no. It's a lacquer of fucking salt and fucking, it tastes, quite frankly, it tastes like butthole. Quite frankly. Let's get to Noros.

Let's get to the Persian New Year party. Okay. Slash lie detector party. Yeah. Eggs are thrown on the ground for spirits or some bullshit. Well, I mean, Emily was wrong in doing this because, you know, actually among demons' favorite foods are eggs.

Eggs. Yeah, they love eggs. They love breakfast. And beans. Yep. So one thing that's not going to ward off a fucking demon is a ring of protection made a cracked eggs or beans. They'll slip right through it.

I don't think they like lie detectors either. Hey, demon. So I want to say this, I don't know who concocted this little trap that they set up, but it was wonderfully a cop. It was just wonderfully executed. It was just like, okay, come over for Parisone New Year and also Shane's a bad Persian, obviously. Shane strikes me as, when people say white people have no good. culture they're talking about Shane they are he likes big gulps just like banging his wife in the

can oh yeah oh yeah yeah big gulps the tequitos you get from the place where you get the big gulps and then just hammering his wife in the can also uh your parents uh floating your lifestyle well into your 40s you fucking losers okay so all right but we got to get to the the line oh okay hold on to man so hold on man. Hey, man. So you think you're coming to stare at some dead goldfish in a bowl. And now we're, uh, we're strapping you on to a lie detector sketching.

Oh, well, yeah. The goldfish are dead and they are representative of life, which is, is a tricky, it's kind of like a Sufi metaphor. Like, this doesn't make any sense. Everybody in the fish industry hates around this week because they buy all the goldfish out of all the fish stores. Oh, you hate the Persians. Yes.

Oh, got it. Because they all die. Yeah. This is like, uh, what do you? call it like a genocide of goldfish uh-huh yeah god damn iranians man uh one person this is like 20 years ago she goes uh i'm hiring you i go all right great what do you want i want you for my wedding i'm going to give everybody a goldfish so i want little mini bowls sitting at the tables with goldfish in them and i'm like thinking horrible gifts do not gift me a god damn animal i talked

her out of it i said you're going to stress people out oh yeah you're staring at a little fucking Goldfish, like slowly dying. You're halfway through your surfing turf at the table. This thing's like rolling around on his side. Looking at you, like, let's hurry up. I'm breathing my own waist right now. Right. And we should say, L.A. is, I genuinely think that one of the reasons L.A. is so fun is because

of Persians. They're just, they're such unique people, man. Oh, I love them, especially the guys that are in their 20s because they all stand in front of restaurants and chain smoke. Armenians. Those are Armenians. Oh. Yeah. And that's just a, that's a fact. Why do they stand? I say, Alfred. I often thought they were like trying to figure out who they were going to put a hit on. Oh, they look like they're planning death. They're all dressed in black. Yeah. They're chain smoking. And there's like, the ages span from like 25 to like gray hair. Oh, 25 to 95. Yeah. Yeah. No. And, uh, Just you learn that you have to stay away from certain places in the morning and at the lunch rush because Postmates has really mobilized the Armos.

It really has. Oh, yeah. You can't fucking park anywhere. There's Mercedes just, the street is drowning in Mercedes. I love L.A. They all have pagers for some reason, too. Okay, so we first, this kind of like,

goes in stages, like, I don't know, fucking huge suspects type twist. First, we drop down the sheets of paper. And it's this game that's pitched. We're going to ask each other, very real housewives, we're going to ask each other questions anonymously submit it. Okay. Once again, well thought out, well executed. Sure. Yeah, yeah. This is like what Anthony Hopkins did to that grizzly bear in the edge. And Katie's the grizzly bear. Oh, yeah. Anthony did that. Oh, yeah. I thought Alec Baldwin won the day, but he was the villain. Alec Baldwin was banging his wife, and then he fell into the bear trap. And his leg was pierced by a...

What happened to the black guy that was like... Ripped limb from limb? From the bear. Absolutely. Highly recommend that movie. Maybe I'll watch it tonight with my wife. I want to watch weapons. Yeah, I want to watch that too.

Is that available to rent? Is that available to rent? I was going to ask you. I heard it's excellent. Yeah, it's the guy that did Barbarian. and the whitest kids you know uh we have one of the dads uh here on sundays he put the trailer together for it that's what his business does and i said how is it he said it's fucking great yeah it looks sick uh yeah okay so um i also just as kind of a as a duty to tom cruise i got to watch

that mission impossible oh i probably should watch that too people say it's long oh of course it's gonna be fucking here that's a mayfly he's only going to live probably like they only live uh for half an hour yeah something like that he'll die short lifespan hey i want to talk about lie detectors for a second sure let's talk about it okay so i to just understand to test them i think we should have gotten to see how it actually works like to watch the bar or whatever that little's yeah yeah yeah so you ask someone you sit him down the chair and you go uh have you ever had sexual thoughts about a gopher no then you see that reaction and then you say do you love your kids yes and then you see that and then now you've proven that this thing isn't just a facata

you know uh it is ficccia though it's not it's it's not what is it admissible in court that's a confusing word to me admissible admissible you are you're admitting something but it's not that uh i don't know that word always confuses me um it's facacha it's like what what is the point of even doing this fucking things anymore well that's why i want to test it and i actually thought this would be a great business but then i was like yeah but like if a guy's trying to prove that he didn't cheat on his wife right so they go into uh lie detectors r us like i got a little storefront just one lie detector i thought about like i wonder if you could do that now because toys r us is defunct just take over one of their

There's going to be a lot of space there, you know. But anyway, I only need a lie detector in a dark room. Right. And then maybe a receptionist. One of the aisles could just be guys like the guy just standing there, pot-bellied and mustache, just waiting for somebody to pick them up. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, what do you think about my business? The problem is, if you lied, you don't want to get pulled into that business, you know? So you... What do you mean if you lied? I'd say I accused my wife of cheating and she did. did. And I said, hey, honey, let's just settle this once and for all. Let's go down to liars, lie detectors are us. Right. And she goes, I ain't going there. I'm like, why not? Of course you're going to pass with flying colors. Yeah. But she's pushing back against it to tell.

Okay. So what I'm saying is I can't get a lot of customers through the door. Oh, all right. Yeah. It's, you know, it's kind of a play. It's like the dentist. You don't want to go there. Well, now see, when I'm envisioning your brilliant business lie detector, are us, I'm thinking that you just sell the equipment. So, I think a good way of doing it is, because look at the steps we had to go through to successfully get these women into this room. This is a very challenging thing to do. You can't just bring your cheating wife to lie detectors arrest. She'll fight you the entire way. You have to snake it. So what you should do is turn it into either a rental service or, you know, just a regular

retail outfit. You can come and rent or purchase the lie detector. I got to, hey, if anybody out there is in the technology industry, I want to build a at-home lie detector business that we can ship to people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe we'll connect it with your iPhone, maybe an app or something like that. Yeah, we can use birds somehow, too. I like that.

Yeah. All right. I'm a workshop. Yeah, that's a really good idea. Samrat arrives. We should say Tamrat arrives. If she announces, did you think it would be easy to get rid of me, which is hilarious because she quit the show? Well, really quickly, yes, they're wondering whether Tamara is going to show up or not,

given that Tamara thinks that everyone should have reached out to her because she had a bad night on pills. So she's pissed, and they're all a little nervous about it. But Katie walks in, and Katie's been put on ice now by Gretchen, and she's been put on ice now by everybody. And Katie says that she's confused why she's on the outs with everyone. Katie, you're a shady bitch. That's why you've lied. You've gone out of your way to make up vicious things about every single person on this cast, except for DeBro, who does call the fucking paparazzi. Right.

Yeah. I like that. Yeah, I love a person that's not only a liar, but they're, like, indignant about it. Like, they slam their hands on it. Like, of course, I'm not lying. Right, right, right. She's really bad. she's bad um so emily and tamra make up tamer goes why don't you reach out to me at a bad night on pills

emily emily i've been oh my son doesn't like french fries so i've been i've been really stressed out about it lately and then gina shows up and gina meatball and tamara make up and tamara says listen i found out for my therapist that i can't process emotion and that's why i've been that way you're on pills you're you're a fucking garbage can i'm glad they caught her on that Is she autistic? I'm glad they caught on that, but I'm getting ahead of myself. Now, Tamrat, when she does arrive,

it drives me crazy that Meatball and Emily just suck up to her, fall right back into place. She is the OG after all, so you must kneel. Who gives a fuck? I agree. We, you know what? Why at law firms do we have turnover of the elderly,

like they're fucking race horses? But on O.C., we don't cannibalize the old. And I'm not calling Tamara old. Are you talking about like old partners at a law firm? Yeah. How do you get them out of there? Oh,

they're done. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's the Faustian agreement you sign up for when you work at a big law firm. They're like, you at 65, you're fucking out of here. Really? Except for it, look, look at what happens. Tom Girardi. That old fuck sticks around. And before you know it, people get sloppy. We're trying to commit crimes over here, right? We got to stay tight. So anyways, I think, uh, those lamb chop, uh, or land pops or whatever, uh, they didn't sit well with Katie because I think she goes and drops some kids off at the pool or probably was trying to get her story straight. She's probably railing lines. So Emily Gretz gathers everyone says, Happy Persian New Year. We're celebrating with a lie detector test. And we fire off a bunch of

really great questions and we don't have any answers. And I guess we're going to get to the answers in a minute. And in fact, that was true. The ones that we're really waiting for are the ones on Gretchen and Katie. We have some fun ones sprinkled with Tamara. Like, are you actually autistic? She's not. But some highlights from the lie detector test. camera is not autistic. Jen is petrified of marrying that little midget criminal. So that would be crazy if she's just with him because she needs a place to live. I mean, it might be.

Women, when they have kids and that her ex-husband obviously isn't helping. That would make me so happy. If, because that's actually smart. You know, one of the questions was what's half of five times ten? And Jen says five. And Jen is, Jenny is one of the goldfish, right? And I just want Jen to do something savvy.

If that's true and she never has had any intention of marrying that guy, good on her. Yeah. Good on her. I knew she was doing well when they asked her if she liked Ryan's poorly dyed hair in questionable business behavior. And she said yes. And they deemed that deceptive.

I was like, oh, wow. Okay, she's on the right truck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good stuff. Well, so would I rather be a housewife of Beverly Hills to Debrough? Obviously, the answer is yes. And Heather lied about calling the paparazzi to Disneyland. Now, let's get to sketchy bitch.

Gretchen is a sketchy bitch herself. But passes what flying colors done. But listen, though, Gretchen is, like we mentioned last week, it's just a game of clue that is broken, but everybody's playing it, right? so Gretchen by telling the truth on the lie detector test acknowledges the lie told in the back of the suburban in New Orleans wherein she told Tamara and Bador I think that she did go to the hospital she told someone that she did go to the hospital

their question was did you tell Katie and she answered no and that was correct that's very nuanced process I think they asked her though she went to the hospital. Either way, they're all fucking lying about all this shit. But what really came out of this, and we'll get to Katie,

fail, fail, fail, you sketchy bitch, it implicates Matt, her sketchy husband. Oh yeah, definitely. He's a sketchy bitch.

They must be having money trouble because they are both lowering themselves to this like gross behavior. Matt, you have gray hair, gray pubs. Is this how you want to

roll into your fucking 60s? we get to the, I feel like we need Jim Downey here to come out and just go, you know, I've never seen in all of my years someone failed this conclusively at this test. But Jen, or Katie continues to do this goal post moving maneuver that she is want to do. She is, she's such a sketchy bee that she starts attempting to. And again, she's bad at being a sketchy bee. So she attempts to inception the reality surrounding these lies. So she goes, and she'll throw anyone under the bus as quickly as humanly possible. She gets pissed off at Jen for covering for Gretchen's lies, even though the portly man has already deemed Gretchen to be truthful. She said that Kiki

Monique is a lying bitch, even though Kiki Monique is not a line bitch. She's a reputable journalist and then when pressed about calling meatball a bigot and a racist she says she is she really hurt me it's she's katy did not do real housewise of orange county well now she came in way too hot and way too it was like a machine gun of bullshit here's okay so few things that she could have done this better don't come in hot like this she's extremely extremely attractive, uh, throw some lavish parties in your backyard. Okay. That's just start off a little bit like slow into this new, uh, show that you're on. Yeah. Coming in hot with the Heather Debrough thing, epic fail, although proven right with that. Sure. And then just all these

lies and trying to get with the bloggers and spread shit and the Heather Debrough thing, I understand it, right? It's like you're in prison. You go for the king, right? Otherwise, you're just going to get and fucked in the ass. And you might not want that, you might. But that's going to happen. So I've been told from YouTube interviews of people in prison and stuff. Yeah, you got to, um, the first day of prison,

you, uh, you just, you just punch a guy in the face and you steal his blanket. Yeah. Because if you don't, they're going to butt fuck. They're going to butt fuck. Yeah. But the thing is, like, if you're in prison, in trying to ward off butt-fucking. You can't just hit the janitor in the face, right?

Because that's crazy, you know, and not crazy enough. So what Jen did was she went for a big swing, but she went... Katie did. Yeah, what Katie did. She went for a big swing. But it was over this tiny thing that could never have blossomed into a story that anybody gave a shit about. At the time, I loved the maneuver.

I thought it was great coming out of the gate as a new person. But now I realize because you're so bad at this. Yeah. That was not a good way to start. You know, it would have been a fire entry would have been her mocking DeBro for the property. Oh, yeah. She never shuts up about a property. I've heard from people that this thing's not really moving.

I've heard that you're underwater. Or how about she just, you want to shut something down. Go, all she talks about is how rich she is. And I think that's pathetic. Like be one of those people. Right, right, right. We'd all get behind her, and then Debrot would start going like, all right, if she keeps fucking bringing this up,

then I can't have the film crew fucking show up at my new property. Right. Because she's mocking me for it. Oh, God, that would be. So many, I should be a housewife. Wow, what a powerful spell. Is there an application I can fill out? I think it's an inner circle kind of thing.

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