Another Below Deck Podcast - Romeo and Juliet | Below Deck S11 Finale

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

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That's exactly what he's talking about. So Barbie misses her family and calls them. Yeah. This was awesome. Yeah. She calls her dad who, uh, fortunately survived that fall from the five story building. How did you survive that fall?

You think? Uh, fortitude. He wanted to live for it. Yeah. He was like two stories down. He's like, I want to live. Yeah. I thought you were going to say awning.

For sure. I thought number one answer is going to say awning. For sure I thought the number one answer is going to be awning. Hi, welcome aboard and hello there. It's time for a brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck podcast. My name is Dylan and that's Pat over there. Permission to come aboard Dylan sick if you can hear by his, you're a little stuffy. We have an episode of Below Deck to talk about. It's the season finale of season something something of Below Deck. Quite a

powder keg got lit tonight. Oh are you getting into your thoughts and nots? No. Okay. Merely setting the stage for what will be our episode breakdown. Okay. Yeah. Hey, Dylan, can I talk about some greener pastures as we're putting Below Deck season 11 behind us? Of course. Why don't I plug what the future beholds for people that listen to us on the bad TV feed, bad TV. Dylan and I have decided that one of the things that our listeners, our diehards love,

is our recaps of flavor of love. Some of the best work we've ever done. Yeah, and most offensive, which is generally why we hide it behind a paywall, right? Because the general public can't handle what we're laying down. Well, I mean and it's really not what we're laying down It's what flavor flavor big dick Rick laid down back in the yachts. That's right Yeah, so we have done season one and season two behind a paywall But we've decided because the audience has grown to give you a little gift of sorts

We're gonna give you season three of flavor of love and much like all the great Content out there like I don't know what comes in threes. I guess they made 18 Star Wars. There's Harry Potter. Mm-hmm Michael Clayton I can't really there was those are in threes. Yeah. Okay. Well flavor of love. All right, let's take Star Wars the original trilogy all right and in part one they blow up the Death Star right okay that was pretty cool flavor of love season one there girl named pumpkin spit in a girl named New York's face right Empire Strikes Back I quickly interrupt you Star Wars would go on to replicate the destruction of some ominous big weapon numerous four times But never once did Flav try to go back to the well

and have a white girl spit in New York's face. That's right. And then season two we of course had. What I'm trying to say is that flavor of love has much more creative integrity than the IP of George Lucas. Oh, let's AB these things. We learned that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.

Or a girl named something shit on Flav's floor, season two. So we gotta finish out the arc here, Dell. And oh my gosh, they went back to that well too. You know, with Han Solo and the guy from Girls, he was like, I'm your dad. But never again did anyone name something shit on Flav's floor. No, that was season two. So I can't wait for season three.

I'm pretty sure I watched it and blocked it out of my mind because it was so offensive, but you'll enjoy it. So share with your friends. This is something you don't need to watch to follow along with us. Absolutely. You listen to another podcast show that's in the bad TV feed every week and then you also will get Flavor of love season 3 also something I've been cooking around. I think we should start an Anthological breakdown of seventh heaven. Oh, yeah, maybe we'll do that. You know the main actress of that Katherine Hicks

Yeah, she fired me that bitch. See this is one of the reasons why I mean imagine if we embark on a journey to break down seventh heaven and running through the entire course of our breakdown is your hatred of what was her name Catherine Catherine Hicks but her husband Kevin he's a bigger dude and he made all his money because he created Chuckie and I got in a fight with him and then she got on the phone with me and gave me some business. Next thing you know, I'm out of a job. Right, right, right. And yeah, so if you want to hear our breakdown of Flav, season one or season two, go to patreon.com slash another podcast network. But we are here today, dearly beloved, to talk about Below Deck season something. The episode was

actually quite flaming. Why is that Dylan? Because Barbie went into catatonic shock. Barbie went into a full-blown institutional breakout kind of terror wrecking. I like it I liken it it to her mummy, Darius moment. No more hangers. Right, right. Very scary from Barbie. I will say what's typically a formality or procedure, just the final episode of meaningless goodbyes

and I love yous, she brought it. Last 15 minutes was captivating. 100% brought it. And Vampire was being a... you know uh... caddy bring up the fact that she would have fired her you know that's needless but what's also needless is the kathy bates kind of fucking freak out that barbie went through this episode but like we said it did provide entertainment also thank god captain

carry you know we've talked about him, you know, needing to develop some kind of vice in order for him to be a fully fleshed out and dynamic useless captain. But one thing that he did provide was not going out to the dinner. I mean, we don't need you to come out to the dinner. And it happens every season, you know, it's Sandy coming out doing the the Bros and the Thorn or Lee coming out saying, you know, you know, it's Sandy coming out doing the the bros and the thorn or Lee coming out saying, you know You know tell me what you liked best about me or Glenn coming out Yes with you know, like blood spatter on him and then awkwardly leaving the table, you know

We don't need any of that stuff. Carrie didn't do that. Did he know he didn't no no, he knows better He's been watching the show. Yeah, that's why I like Captain Carrie Captain Carrie keeps it fucking straight Hey, don't sorry. oh, you're in- Four pots. Four pots. If I may, we've had the episode, you know, we get the episodes early, of the new season of Med. Yeah.

And along with that, Bravo has given me, I believe that people can see this, it's not just from my eyes, this ridiculous trailer where they're trying to make Kermit a star. That's Aisha. Kermit's a star. She is a star, but she's becoming kind of a character of her own and Sure I a character caricature

I don't want her to become like Captain Lee and go down that line where you are basically He boxed himself in as is this person She's got this thing where she's walking around with a clipboard to each one of her members of the crew Okay, and then she does this thing like hey, I are my interior people talking and when they say yes, she goes She does it like 18 times in this trailer and I'm like I don't like that. Okay, I don't like it Yeah, I don't want to see that. I know and I hate when you don't like things It really really it makes me sad because you pretty much like everything. Yeah, I like everyone and when you don't like things it really really it makes me sad because you pretty much like everything Yeah, I like everyone and everything you don't like

Hush you don't like hot dogs. You don't like Asia doing that. You don't like Lala's Murphy Brown hair. Nope And and those squiggly little tattoos that seems to be all the fashion these days. Yeah. Yeah the the guy Pierce tattoos, yeah the the guy Pierce tattoos. Yeah, so Let's just say this one final public service announcement. Hopefully we don't get into too much shit for this But you know, we had an interview scheduled with Paris Oh, I think that we called her a man a male gremlin or something like that. So she might have not Felt it too keen or she might be in a fucking shipping container somewhere. I mean who knows what these fucking sea rats. She blew off our interview is what

Dylan's referring to. Yeah. Not good on her part. We have long memories on this podcast. Unbelievable. Me and Patrick are like elephants you know. I mean when our dearest Gabriella Barragan didn't show up. Twice. She never heard the end of that, you know, and never will. I still remind her. Yep. So. Oh, my pods. Yeah, your pods.

Okay, okay, okay. I have to say this about this show. So my wife and I got real bored on Saturday looking for things to do, and it gets more frustrating trying to find a movie, you know? Yeah. And then we just ended up putting on a below deck marathon. I'm watching below deck for fun as opposed to how I normally have to view it.

So much more enjoyable. It is so much more enjoyable. I'll say this. I'll put an episode of below deck up against a couple of those motion pictures that came out this past year. The holdovers. I hate that move. Yeah.

I mean. Below deck's better than that. I've rewound the same scene in the Holdovers so many times. I love watching this one scene in the Holdovers. It makes me laugh so hard, but it's not supposed to make anybody laugh. No, it's bad. It's horrible. Unbelievably bad. And for Paul Giamatti to take a role, as you said, playing Paul Giamatti, I mean, at the end of the road, don't you want to take a role as you said playing Paul Giamatti. I mean, at the end of the road,

don't you want to take roles that are not Paul Giamatti? But that was just Paul Giamatti. Yeah, I hated it for that reason. How about that Flower Moon movie, Boring? Yeah, again, book fantastic movie, Boring. Boring, Barbie, I thought it was fun when we were in Barbie World. The second we start going to the real world,

even Elliot, my daughter, fell asleep. So anyway, Below Deck's awesome. This season was great. Barbie, thank you for that insane out. Oh, can I tell you something? I popped on Oppenheimer the other night in the throes of a Nyquil fugue state, right? Trying to sleep on the couch and be away from my wife.

And I wake up at five o'clock in the morning. There's a Hitler documentary on oh I wake up and it's fucking it's the Führer himself screaming about fucking you know gypsies and Jews and stuff oh wow was that from the movie no no no it's because you like this you may also like I might also like this coming up next on peacock some kind of Hitler documentary where you know That's silver tongue fox is yelling about the fucking gypsies, right? You know Wow so it's tough I need to speak on the

state of film currently Because you know what with being sick and all watched a couple movies We'll do it on PMZ or aS, patreon.com slash another podcast network. I viewed that Anne Hathaway flick. Oh, the one where she screws a, screws what am I? 58 years old. She has sex with a younger man. She screws and goes steady with a member of One Direction.

My wife watched that movie. That is not built designed for us, Dylan. No, no, no. That is for horny wives where their husbands aren't giving it to them. Sure. And I think that you encapsulated what that movie is perfectly.

And with it being that, I would hope that it would be beneath the station of Anne Hathaway, but alas, it was not. Watched Challengers, which is just one of the most insane... I mean... That's the tennis movie with the... It's the tennis movie with a Christopher Nolan kind of bending of time.

Oh, nice. That is absolutely hilarious. So we've got a lot of movies to talk about. We'll break them all down. You want a tennis movie, watch Match Point. Woody Allen did that one. Woody Allen did a great flick, yeah. People die in that movie. Oh, yes. Tennis did that. Woody Allen did a great flick. Yeah. People die in that movie. Oh yes.

Yeah. Tennis is serious. All right. So let's get anyway, as Barbie, great job, but otherwise just a great job. Calm down. Yeah. Yeah. Great job. Come on. All right. So below deck, this is the show we're here to discuss. And we kick off with the show we're here to discuss. And we kick off with God, clean your rooms. Guilty as charged, though. Guilty as charged.

I'll have an excuse that he was busy showing people his balls. Yeah, Ben is failing to be the leader, according to Kerry. Ben says absolutely nothing during this meeting, and he's he's been quite a little slut all season in his Instagram story saying things like oh Captain Carrie is a liar and I'll never really for him again yeah absolutely it's deplorable behavior from the young man with big nipples the guys clean their cabins and we get to a

Beyonce themed evening everyone's a single lady and everybody's twerking really quickly did you know that certain people can see green flashes at sunset no I didn't know that yeah I think it's like depending on the structure of the iris or whether you're like Scandinavian or not I can't remember what it is but certain people see it what's that called when you're in Alaska and it's the Northern Lights? Aurora Borealis. That's right. You know, I enjoyed Beyonce night, Dylan, but I was wondering what if it was Michael

Jackson night? Oh my God, it'd be... Would the crew dress up like a six-year-old? Yeah, I mean, well listen, Mike's got a lot of looks, but if we're being, if we're going to inject any fidelity into the evening, we have to dress like at least one of his victims, which were little boys Hmm. You imagine those meet-and-greets after his concerts. He's where the fuck all the children. Yeah Mike oh Yeah, your Mike's my manager. I didn't think of another name. Sorry about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're all the fucking children that man

All these adults here. Yeah, what does Mike say? Oh my Mike? I try to get him You know yeah, I tried again for you Mike You have to understand the position you put me in when I try to bring children backstage to me It's a very very tough putt and I do it listen Mike. I Do it damn near every night. I get you little kids And for you to not recognize the fucking corrosive nature of that on my soul. You don't pay me. I could go to jail, dude.

Yeah. He's like, I don't care. Get the fuck out of here. So dinner prep is going well. Nick tastes his Dexter's laboratory green sauce and says zero flavor. So we'll see how that goes. Captain goes down and he checks the cabin says, good job. Took you ten minutes

Why didn't you do it and Ben says I'm not even kidding Captain Carrie is taking this as a fuck you But you have to understand that I literally didn't give a shit about it when he asked me to do it I said that would be some kind of alibi That's exactly what he's talking about. So Barbie misses her family and calls them. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This was awesome.

Yeah, she calls her dad, who fortunately survived that fall from the five story building. And then he got to live long enough to learn that his daughter's fornicating with a guy who loves to show people his balls. Love that first Thanksgiving. How did he survive that fall, you think? Fortitude.

He wanted to live. Fortitude. Yeah, he was like two stories down. He's like, I want to live. Yeah, I thought you were going to say awning. For sure, I thought the number one answer was going to be awning. No, no, no, no. OK, so it's very smart what Barbie does. She plants the seed and tempers so as to soften later.

Yeah. You know what I mean? He only shows people his balls when he's drunk, dad. Yeah. But they there's something to behold. They're like Ling Ling performing like a violin concerto by Beethoven. Their beauty. Yeah. They're like beauty. They're like small globes. Small oblong globes. So we get to, we have to coordinate a dance

and apologize to Beyonce for dancing like Chugui White's in her honor. And we eventually had to dinner and the performance, but not before a little catwalk. My favorite costume of the evening was Michelle's. She was in the homecoming outfit. Obviously, if you've not seen the Coachella performance on Netflix, you must, because I would say

that it's kind of on par with Queen at Live Aid. It's just one of those unbelievable performances. Yeah, hey, Dil. OT Genesis with the brass. I mean, I'm popping. So my daughter and I, on Saturdays, we, Dill. OT Genesis with the brass. I mean, I'm popping. So my daughter and I, on Saturdays, we have dance parties. And so I put on MTV's classics, and they actually play music videos.

The Single Ladies video came on. My daughter was captivated. So I had to look the video up. There are two girls that flank her. Those are the girls she still takes out on the road with her. One of them is kind of semi-famous, and they did that same performance with her at Coachella and did you know that whole core the choreography of that specific dance was based on a dance made by Bob Fosse in the 70s called the Mexican burrito true Yeah. I appreciate you mansplaining and reducing Kelly and Michelle down to the girls that

Beyonce takes on the road. I wish it was Kelly and Michelle, but it's not. Oh, I thought you were talking about Destiny's Child. No, no, no, no. Oh, okay. This is long into Sasha Fierce. Oh, okay. Get a grip, Dylan.

Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. No, no, no. This is 2008. Okay. Okay. All right. No, no, no. And that dance is phenomenal and they shot it, it took four takes. It was meant to look like it's a single take, but it... Yeah, it never is. Never is.

No, it never is. Smoking mirrors. You know, Birdman, everybody thinks Birdman was one big long take. No, no, no, no. Couldn't get through that one either. Well, I mean, it was ridiculous. No, no, no, it was a good movie. No, it wasn't, it was stupid.. Okay, so Paris is slopping down Mayo

Well really quickly, okay Barbie needs naps and to sleep eight hours and Vampira and phrase have just had enough at this point Quick question who who sleeps eight hours? Right. I mean who does that? Well, I sleep 10 now because I go to bed at 830. You sleep 10 hours? That's too much. Now that I cut down on my wine consumption, there's nothing to do. What are you talking about? I'm bored. There's nothing to do. Well a couple of different things we can do, right? We can read. I don't like doing that. That makes me tired.

We can get a PS5 and we can start playing COD. I kind of feel like that's a waste of time. Yeah, okay. So you just go into the nether region, you just begin commuting with the unconscious mind. I love sleeping, it's my favorite pastime. Yeah. It's what I look forward to all day long, Dylan. But was gonna say alright so Barbie, Vampire and Frasier they

chat and this is where you're talking about that nap right? Yeah. Okay so I have a new segment called Patty's Pointers. Okay. It's too late in the season. And this is where you're gonna give tips. This is where you're gonna give tips. To the Sea Rats. Okay. Too late in the season for these petty gripes like this. No one wins here, you just look petty, and no one likes a petty person. Right. Pretend you like the person actually, and next time you'll see them is at the reunion, and then you can let them have it.

So, Patty's pointer, number one, don't be petty. That's right. Okay. So, Paris is just gargling Hellman's and The late yeah go Rose I Would rather and I know Paris isn't asking me to and I'm a taken man, of course Let me tell you something Paris. I'd rather eat a cigarette than make out with you after you eat up some mayonnaise. Gah Rose. Oh my god. I'm glad you didn't come on the show. Yeah.

That's all that would have been going through my mind. Who wants this? Right. And not a good gluck gluck gluck right either. Sniffs that stuff out like she's a fucking truffle dog. Oh what's over here mayonnaise? Yeah, no. We've talked about the dangers of the truffle canines lives you know because they're often poisoned by you know., other, yeah. Other Italians and whatever's going on in those woods. So the ladies talk about getting eaten out by some kind of male performer.

Well, Jay-Z, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Jay-Z. That's why she tolerates him having sex with a basic white bitch like Becky. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he goes, he smooches the cooch. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he goes he's uh, he smooches the cooch Yeah, no you know hove does have the look of a

Fantastic kind of lingus performer. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Yes, I Mean really make love to the volve. Mm-hmm. Hey a new segment Yeah, Patty's advice next time you're on a date. Make sure it's the third date so that your date kind of knows you a little bit. When she asks you your likes or dislikes, say muff diving. Well don't say muff diving. Just say that you really enjoy, you'd say muff diving? Yeah, just say muff diving. See how that goes.

So I missed the starter. Second course. It's some kind of ceviche second is salmon and bok choy and a bed of noodles tacky I'm kidding it's a great dish no two groups love salmon more than black people and Jews right so this was perfect dessert is an anemic pancake And I'd say it's about a 37 pot dinner. Nick is the state of this man the next morning. He's a mess. You think he was up all night down in a bottle of Jack?

He was. Well, I mean the final morning when he wakes up in the fucking in the galley with an empty jar of peanut butter, just snoring. It's just my God. So Barbie got piss all over her. I don't know why there would be urine in a bag. Well, no, no, no. She pulled a piece of toilet paper out of out of out of a toilet.

Okay. And got piss all over. I think so. Okay. Hey, it's a life of a Sea Rat Okay, and got piss all over? I think so. Okay, hey, it's the life of a Sea Rat. That's right. You know, you get pissed on you sometimes. So you know where you don't get pissed on? I know.

Tropical Smoothie Cafe. Oh, I love Tropical Smoothie Cafe. Tropical Smoothie Cafe is one of our favorite places to go because they have unbelievably clean delicious ingredients like mango, strawberries, cranberry, watermelon, mint, strawberries. I've said strawberries are my favorite fruit. Me too. And a tropical smoothie cafe you'll get a lot of them. You're on topic tribe. You're on Tropic Time now. You're on Tropic Time now. Yeah because when you have one of those

smoothies still it's like you're sitting down at the beach. You know you're sitting on the beach there and some whales pass by and they say, hello. Yeah. It's crazy that that kind of thing can really take place when you're in a tropical smoothie cafe. You know that scene from Elf where the Norwalk says bye buddy. Yeah yeah. You know that kind of thing can happen when you're in a tropical smoothie cafe. Oh yes. It's like going into the land of make-believe with Mr. Rogers. You know that's how whimsical these. It's exactly like that. And you can also get some summer mocktail smoothies like the island punch smoothie with

peach, guava, passion fruit, mango, mango and pineapple I mean the thing it's just an unbelievable place oh yes it makes you happy when you drink them so go to one of any of the fourteen hundred plus locations or order online through the app with promo code bad TV. All right. Back back. All right. Are we at breakfast at this point? Yeah. All right. So we get a look back on Sonny kicking ass and she's great. Although she's fallen under Ben's spell and her, her instincts aren't good. I think we should never let her near a guy who wants to sell her a timeshare.

No, no, no. She'll buy the timeshare. She'll get to the timeshare. There will be black mold and asbestos everywhere and the number that she's supposed to call will not have a voicemail that's set up. Well, it's one last message, which is you'll never get out of this. Oh yeah. It's a haunting kind of voice. Good luck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So don't do that. So Ben needs to apologize to Carrie. He says he would run a boat differently, but he does need to go apologize to his captain. Ben, who cares how you would run the boat?

You're a fucking sea rat. Nobody gives a shit how you would run the boat. My lovely wife, Cherie, had said that TV's gotten to his ego. Oh yeah. Big head, big nipples, whole thing. And you know he says, he apologizes, and I hate this whole thing where Carrie's like, it takes a big man to come up, but no it doesn't. No it doesn't at all. Throw him overboard. So

we bid a due to the guest and we sit down for a little champs with the cap. We get the final tip of the season which is a very fitting 20k 20k 1550 each Dylan is thinking about all the protein that he can eat with this money Dylan come on man I mean what are we doing what are we talking about chicken yeah he listens to the podcast hey don't why don't you next time you come to Los Angeles I know you visit quite a bit you'll take old Patty to Laurel Tavern you can spend a $27 on a delightful hamburger at Laurel Tavern a lot of protein in that.

That's my point. And you know, while we're over at LT, why don't you hit old Katie Maloney up, tell her to come over so that we can get scientists to ambush her and break down the first human being made of complete and utter darkness. Let's gear up for one final night out, but first, Kyle has a very sweet chat with mom wherein he tells her that he's in love with someone and that he might be bringing her home. What could go wrong?

Yeah. You know, I want to tell the Sea Rats and I look even people that live on the land, land rats, they make the same mistake throwing that word love around like it's your last name. Cool it with that. Okay. Yeah the break up here was so un consequential in Right. Yeah. Hey Kyle, what happened Barbie? She left me mate. She left me right. Let's go have a drink, right? He's over it. You don't when you love someone you get over it that quickly

No, no, no, and I think that Kyle was maybe had his walls up But for somebody I mean, you know, Barbie certainly it didn't affect her very much because you know, Barbie is in, she's outpatient right now. That's right. And not in any kind of like signed off outpatient. I mean, Andy Dufresne kind of outpatient.

Mommy dearest, no more hangers. So last night out, suck my dick, bitch. Kyle screams at me and Barbie tries to rein him in very quick. Kyle is at this point quite inebriated. He orders a Long Island iced tea to keep the the blackout train rolling. And Barbie tries to stop the fun right away. Kyle just wants to jump in the water all pissed, you know? Well, he likes to show his balls, dude. Yeah.

What do you got there? Oh, nothing. There was a lot happened at that dinner table. OK. Well, Barbie halts his skinny dipping, but not for long. Now, Dylan tries to shoot a little game at Vampira, I think gives her a little kiss in the head after being called her little brother. And then Ben sits down with Sonny. Oh right. Yes, yes, yes, yes. He has feelings for her Dylan. Hold on here.

Okay. You get the call? No, no, no. That's him calling Camille. Oh, hey Camille. It's Ben. Sorry. Hey, Camille. It's not it's bad. Sorry. Hey, I want to be with you. What's that? You want me to stop DMing you? Okay. So it's not gonna work out. Okay, then. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, what was I saying? What was I telling you? Was I saying that you loved me? Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. You want to go on a date in Florida? I do. Oh great. Oh, yeah Jesus fucking Christ. I think they're still together Yeah, I mean, mmm. Yeah, I mean listen You know things can last for quite some time. Mm-hmm, but You know, it's it's fascinating to see things that are DOA, you know, like, for example, there was a mochi donut and chicken and waffle place on Ventura Boulevard. Disgusting.

Right? And it lasted for about a year and a half. But when they cut the ribbon, I could have told you that that's not going to work. Yeah, they had a place on Ventura Boulevard completely dedicated to peanut butter at some point. And I said, that place is fucked. Yeah, and you know what wasn't fucked? La Salsa. La Salsa was magnificent.

La Salsa doled out, Tex-Mex Fair, the entire neighborhood, everybody was happy. And now we gotta get, you know, we had taquitos and sour cream Okay, and now we have fucking mochi doughnuts and fucking peanut butter themed bullshit, you know, let's just give me some fucking taquitos You know whose demise I predicted and I was very very wrong the rock pink berry. Oh pink berry I said this place I'm gonna last these flavors suck No, no, no, the flavors are delicious and I think that we should all sign a petition. Bring back green tea.

Bring back green tea. So Ben and Sunny, she says she's such a helpless romantic like Romeo and Juliet, except for the part where they die. That's the whole fucking thing is that they die. It's kind of like, you know, it's like, I want to be like Michael Jackson, but without the pedophilia. Well, you know, the pedophilia is a pretty big part. I mean, he was addicted to children. So I mean, he built a whole fucking amusement

park. That's right. I mean, that's really dedicating yourself. How do you get children to come up and visit you? Yeah, you have Whack-a-mole and roller coasters in your backyard. Don't forget the carousels and the zoo. Oh and the chloroform Sorry, I mean It's horrible. What happened? Yeah, I can't wait to see that motion picture that they're making about him in which I, I assume they will not address any of it. Yeah, it'll be really cool. It'll be like, yeah, like a Bernie Madoff biopic

but he's just going to Delhi and like having fun time in New York. And this guy ripped people off. Yeah. Okay, so Barbie is in a fucking mood Let let fucking Kyle take his cock out and flap it around in the water I mean, what do you a class you're not a class actor Sea Rat? Well, he's got an elephant trunk for a cocktail it yeah

And I think she doesn't like him showing that off to the world Well Kyle is blacked out at this point before we even get to the club I mean he is completely blacked out and you leave it to the Irish to you know, what are those things called? The paddles? What do you call them? Oh, life support paddles. Oh yeah. Oh man. I forget what those are called. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I know what you're talking about. I mean, he, you know, the Irish can do that to themselves. Oh, when we're drinking. Yeah. Yeah. We call it a defibrillator. Okay, so Kyle and Nick are chatting a little bit Nick says something to the effect of if she's not the most beautiful girl in the world then fuck it

It's like, you know, you know within Joseph Campbell's hero's journey the The padawan has to come into contact with with some kind of shamanic type that guides them, right? Oh, yeah He's not that no, no, he's not. No, no, he's just a drunk Yeah, he's just a fucking drunk chef. You know what I mean? So, um barbie and kyle say they love you to each other which was just so crazy that they did that thing where they said they Falling in love. I believe I believe we get back to the cars. I'm going to text Barbie and ask her if she's ever even spoken to him after that.

Yeah, that's like, that's, that could be fun. Maybe she'll get back. You don't need to do that right now. Well, you're talking. I look, oh no, I know. But sorry, but it would be lovely to have a conversation with somebody who's engaged. Sorry. I mean, I lovely to have a conversation with somebody who's engaged. Sorry. I mean, I'm I'm I have a tickle in my throat and you can't. Oh, a cover for you. Oh, hey, I'm talking. All right. So this is the text I'm reading. Hey, for the pod, Barbie, have you seen Kyle since you dumped his ass? Okay, that's perfect. That's a question I'd like. Okay, that's perfect. That's a question I'd like.

Yeah, that's exactly. Quite a stumble there from us. I mean, what with you taking a break to DM a CRAT and me coughing. I mean, it's just a real blunder in the podcast. But listen, we have to ramp back up. Okay. Vampira takes a shot at Barbie says that the empire fucking hates Barbie. Oh yeah. Hates her and Barbie

loses it. Absolutely loses it. And it's wild then that Barbie puts on Kyle this responsibility to defend her in this drunken spiral of emotional nuclear warfare. Like it's just that there are mushroom clouds all over the place and everybody's getting incinerated. Okay. Now let's break down the game film. Yeah. If we're going to be fair.

So Vampira says that we can all agree. Why? Way out of life Yeah, but you felt the need to say it right because you wanted to right then Paris who I believe because she's been hanging out with Frazier has Formed her opinion of Barbie based less on her experiences working with Barbie and more on Then she's got she's got mayonnaise and loyalty coursing through her right now. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And so she keeps telling Barbie to shut up. Yeah. Now that pissed me off. And then you got the person, you know, that you're having sex

with, who's not kind of getting your back. I've been there. I've been their sister. Yeah. And so you get pissed off and it escalates even worse than it should. Right. With that being said, We know Kyle to be a fairly loyal person loves Barbie cares for Barbie very patient with Barbie If he's telling you that you need to shut the fuck up. You probably need to shut the fuck up Okay, I get that but there's a better way to have done a hundred percent a hundred percent. I have a note written down later You know Kyle's almost completely not in the wrong, but his delivery wasn't great. I'll say this, if it was just between Barbie and Vampira,

then it's one-on-one, and kind of let them figure it out, work it out. The fact that Paris had inserted herself in that, that's where now it's a two-on-one game. And this is where the person you're having sex with needs to step up. Well, she freaks out, starts screaming about how she's in alpha and about how she's gonna go stay at a five star resort.

That's right. It's fucking hilarious that like, you know, making out with Kyle was this thing that she was so embarrassed about. This is. Uptillion amounts more. Yeah, definitely. You know? Yeah.

I mean, this is a they should play this at her at her at her bridal shower. At her at her bat mitzvah. OK, so we get to the I just got to say I cannot believe she made it all the way to the last night just to skip out and then it was just nuts. I mean she says that Kyle was the biggest disappointment of them all and that she never wants to see him again. Again, you know, he. He didn't really do anything that bad. Yeah, you are very you're triggered by this because you've had moments where Cherie's not stuck up for you.

Yeah, a couple of times. But I mean, you know, your loved ones have to you and maybe not in front of that's what I'm saying Yeah, wait till you're alone and you go. I think you get a handle this better I just I think Barbie felt very alone at that Yeah, that's fine. But also like you can't So, alright, so let's say Sheree starts mouthing off to somebody who can beat the fuck out of you.

Me? Yeah. Oh, I wouldn't care. Somebody with cauliflower ears and she was like, my husband's going to beat the fuck out of you. Yeah. Well, she wouldn't say that. So that's quite the hypothetical.

Well, I mean, you know, Barbie's in a Tasmanian devil kind of tornado right now. I mean, who knows? She's in the mode that Kyle could have gotten into a fight with somebody very easily. Fair enough. So, we gotta calm down a little bit. But we wake the next day and Barbie has left the boat. She quit!

Quit? She quit. Do it on her terms. Yeah. We say our goodbyes, Carrie regrets giving Ben the boss and Carrie gives Barbie a ring and it looks like she's just as convicted the next day without the booze. You only live once but you can't deny that we have something going on is what Sonny says about her and Ben. Yeah you can. You can deny that you have something going on. You have nothing going on. And the other

stupid thing that's said is that Paris reminds us all that this is how wars start yeah exactly Fraser ends with cementing himself for future seasons to come I think phrase you know played the season quite crafty you know I think that you punched his ticket for another season. We didn't get as much phrase as we would have liked, you know, but I think he found a nice balance of dipping in drama that he probably is better than dipping in. Yeah. For the sake of making good TV. For the sake of making television. Yeah, I do. I do. I do want to bring one of Patty's perspectives to this.

I think. And is this a new segment? Maybe, we'll bring it in for Med. Okay. I think Barbie sabotaged intentionally, whether she knows subconsciously, sabotaged the relationship with Kyle because there was no fucking way

she was bringing him back to Thanksgiving dinner. Sure, sure. So I think part of this was her sabotaging that. Yep. Yeah, you could agree? Yeah, I can agree. And that includes Patty's perspective. That's right. That concludes our season's coverage of Below Deck. We love you guys so much for listening to us throughout the season. As we say at the end of every season, we're blown away that people listen to this at all. It's crazy. And the reason we don't need regular jobs is because of you guys and we can't thank you enough for that if you would like to donate a little or

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