Another Below Deck Podcast - Rosé Makes Matt Nasty | Below Deck Med S6 E15

Episode Date: October 5, 2021

Nick, Pat and Dylan are back to talk hiccups, how Malia is a nautical star headed straight to the wheelhouse, how Lloyd is an emotional lemming and a debilitating sensy, how Lexi looms large, how rose makes Matt nasty and even more Below Deck.  Video of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqw Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Sailing seasons 1 & 2 and our coverage of Love is Blind https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork Merch: AnotherMerchStore.comThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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I have the hiccups, Papyr producer of the podcast over there behind my glasses. Hi everybody. Hey, Pat. We're not gonna do a podcast with hiccups, Dylan. Go get a paper back. He's not, he's not. What is that? What, okay.

What, what was that directive? You're not gonna do a podcast with hiccups. You're gonna hiccup into the microphone. Like, I'm gonna just stop having hiccups when you tell me to stop having hiccups. I want you to fucking crazy. I want you to address it. Hold your breath for a minute. All right, well, you're doing that. I'm gonna do a PSA.

You think? All right, let me do a PSA. What's better pod me holding my breath for a minute? Or, you know. Why I want to be respectful? Nikki's gonna be scared. I'm scared, Megan. All these stupid remedies for hiccups, everybody's like,

oh, do this, you know what you gotta do? Drink a cup of water and vert it, that'll work. Just let me ride it out. Try to, I'll try to work through it. Okay. All right, I want to do a PSA right out front can I get out front yeah all right we need your help and it doesn't cost anything you got to go over to that YouTube channel another podcast network and you got to subscribe I want to get like 2,000 people by the end of next week I think we can do that if even a portion of you guys go over and do it right now so pause this podcast and go

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That's one fraction. And I have another PSA and it's not gonna cost you anything. You go to patreon.com, section of the podcast network. Entering your credit card, join the $5 or the $10 to your, it helps us out mentally and it doesn't cost you a dime or do it that young song hero did last week he stole his older sister's credit card

and he signed up for patreon with it and then she had to hit us up and say hey my brother just stole money from me I want to refund yeah and then it can't I hope you said no all of this young woman to say hey, I usually listen to you guys I'm my friend's patriotic out But this time my brothers actually signed me up while he's not a fraudulent thief, you know you are You're the thief you're the thief all right. Let's get into the show Dylan I'm dying Dillon I'm dying

I'm not I was just trying to scare you again. Oh my gosh. All right, so we have don't laugh like that a crew swim up. We have to get into the show We're done with we're done with PSA's that which means we got three more and you're gonna have to leave the show I'm looking out for the audience people listening this to this. You imagine tens of thousands of people in their car going, they got to stop during that. Can you imagine that? All right, so how do we feel about the episode? Episode, let's get it, two more.

Two more. Hots. And not, go for it. Necky, go ahead. Shit episode, we're really gonna esteem. I don't like to give Lexi this credit, but she was making the show for a while, but I want her to know in case she is listening.

It's because you're a horrible person that you made it entertaining, but man, just not a lot going on. And we'd love to have you on the show. I'd love to have you on. You're a demon. I've never spoken to a demon before. I'd be fascinating.

What make you sound cool though? That would be, I would say like a seminal moment in podcasting history, sitting down with a demon. Yeah, that hasn't happened before. So that's never been done before. Lexi, come on the show. There's a lot of bullshit sounds. It's very, very hard to speak to a creature from Hades.

And it's very, very hard to cast one on a reality show. Lucky enough for us, they did it. Now we have the opportunity to speak to a creature from Hades and it's very, very hard to cast one on a reality show, lucky enough for us, they did it. Now we have the opportunity to speak to her. Anyway, it's gone. One more. I don't even fucking remember, I have pretty decent notes. I remember, though, what happened because it was so bad. We have returned guest, Jamil Hill, who was not nice to Kate Chastainain so any enemy of k-chestain is any me a mind

even though i think they became friends after i'll choose not now to that part nine knots uh... delin before i do my thoughts and i'm a there is an exercise you can do to eliminate hiccups it doesn't work you yon yon three times i think you chug through it. Like you have to chug and tell you hiccup while you're drinking.

Oh, okay. All right, here's my thoughts and knots. Lexi looms large. She's still able to ruin a dinner despite being on a different continent for a better part of a week, I'm assuming. Touching around the dinner. All they talked about, it's like she was had space

inside her hands. I didn't. She caused a fight by not even being here right right right You know she's a demon yeah, okay, and then there was a whole lot of this really annoys me is when the sea rats are all like Drunk and they're hugging each other and they're like I love you so much. You're my sister. You're my brother Now you're not you're gonna be on a different boat next fucking week You'd be fucking a different sea ratRat and saying the same bullshit. There's no love here. C-Rats aren't loyal creatures. They're obsessed with food and money.

Mm-hmm. They drag pizza down steps. But in the ocean, how many pots? Hold on. Delaney was missing here. Big mistake. She would have been fun. She's got a great ass. And also, this was my other issue. How about that cliffhanger? The night before I watch the episode. Don't you dare get ahead of yourself. That I fully have, so I woke up in a cold sweat and I was like, is Zee gonna be able to throw

that rope on the dock? My wife turned me and said, are you okay? I said no, I have to see if Zee gets that rope on the dock. Yeah, 12 pod. Zero. All right, so let's get into it. We begin with a rousing recap of rookie mistakes on deck. If this was What I like that Dylan doesn't give his thoughts or not. Well, I have enough. He doesn't want to make the show too long

Then he shouldn't interrupt during our thoughts or not. I won't give his own. I won't both of you guys are so messy today We are yeah, you're so messy on On the last show, you're playing a sound of fair work. The man has hiccups and he's calling us messy. You are so messy, both of you guys. Hey, why don't we do this? Let's charge forward with the show. And the two of you, miss me with the bullshit, okay?

Why don't you miss me with the bullshit? I would also ask that you, Dylan, miss me with the bullshit. It's so funny, because I did have thoughts and knots on this. I didn't write them down at the top of the show, but I mean, I think that I echo the same sentiment. I don't want to harp on Lloyd too much,

but this episode had a lot of Lloyd panic attacks and struggling with anxiety. Don't want to see a second of that, right right because it makes me too sad about the state of things And then we just have you know The crew getting along you know and working hard It wasn't quite as bad as last week with the hidden camera inside of a Walmart But it was just a step up. I give it 12 pot. So We begin with a rousing recap of rookie mistakes on deck.

If this was episode four and they weren't all the best of buddies, maybe I'd get out of bed for this. You know, like Vince Vaughn and Mr. Smith, to go kill Mr. Smith, to Smith. But right now, it is gold jacket, green jacket. I mean, gold jacket, green jacket. Meanwhile. Meanwhile.

Pretty hard flex from Captain Sandy. She walks into the kitchen, goes, now you're gonna have fun tonight's pass. No ultimatum, sir. Well, quarterly only. Jesus. Yeah, well that piece of shit was spasened it up by the way. I love that people seem to like Matt now,

the except he's part of the boat, but no one is exempt from taking a shot of that reason. You were kind of a prick at the way. I love that people seem to like Matt now, they accept he's part of the boat, but no one is exempt from taking a shot at him. He's like, oh, you were kind of a prick at the beginning. Remember when you quit? Everybody gets one in. He's walked past and punched him right in the middle. Right, right, right. Now, Dylan, you skipped over this.

You were talking about the crew kind of falling apart. I think it was captivating. The stakes of that rope making it on the dock had me waiting an entire week. I was spiraling. They could have dragged. They could have gotten caught up in another line below the boat. Malady would have gotten tripped up.

So I just spent three hours in the shower just in the feet of position. I was shivering. I was shaking because I didn't know what was going to happen. And don't like cliffhangers like that. Hey, below deck producer. You must have a hard time at the end of this episode. Oh my god.

Producers, feel free to end the season early if you don't got the goods. You don't need to, just cause a paradox. I come on, it's not be too neggy. So then we get to the awarding of the process of elimination stripes. Courtney has given the ever-valuable second stew position. It's more meaningful, especially since there's only two of them there.

It's like if there was an Olympic event wherein three people raced one another and the third person got shot by some terrorist in the crowd during the race, the person who came in second, we get the silver medal. Maybe it's a rough analogy, but anyways, then we get to... You're not first your last Malia in this situation. Then jokes with Z about fucking up the heaving line and in one least one of the least effective flirting tactics I've ever seen. The former guest says that he wants to leave his hat for Katie. The guest

apart Matt is late and he is in black because he has to stand out for some reason. I thought it was because he was a bitch of primaries. The tip off Pat, how did we do? Alright, 15,000, but I think it was for two days. That's pretty decent. So it's 1562 each. Got it. Alright, 15,000, but I think it was for two days. Yeah, and that's pretty decent. So it's 1562 each. Got it. All right, so Captain Sandy, like a perfect leader, builds up the team that needed the extra resources

and shits on the team that slacked because of the resources they gave the team that did well. Speaking of those mistakes, the water line is snaking around and this leads to Malia having a parent teacher conference with the deck crew. I love the obvious open-ended question here. Anyone know why I'm pissed off? Anybody know? No, mommy. Why? All joking aside, she is destined for the wheelhouse. I mean, she's a nautical star.

I will say this. I appreciate her talking to the, her subordinates way better than that fucking time share life coachy blabber. Right. Just go, hey, you guys all know you're fucking up, right? Right. What's happening here? Yeah. And then they can all acknowledge.

She's a nautical star. She's destined for the wheelhouse. Although we find out later, this didn't go over well with someone for crew. Oh, yeah. I thought it was pretty effective tactics as well. Maybe individually, I guess she should have talked to the one crew member that we just alluded to

think over well with. I guess that would have been one thing I would have improved, but other than that, great leadership. It's not a little star. It's a lot of a star. Destin for the wheel. So Courtney and Matt are chatting about the evening's

libations, what they're gonna drink. And we learned that it is rosé that makes Matt nasty, which is one of the most Matt things ever. Usually it's tequila or whiskey, but for this bitch, it's rosé. I feel, I'm getting dragged into bullying right now, and I don't want, I feel like we're being too hard on that. I just call them a bitch for no reason.

We're talking about Chef's pass. Yeah, he's a weasel. I know one likes him. I know, but that doesn't mean that we have to pile on I I've thought I'm in good God. I've thought about this the last couple episodes I haven't been meeting medium-perge at all I've been piling on just as much but these people are I don't even know I feel like we're the middle of a hot pocket right now and we need to be kind of out towards the edge of the hot pocket you know I like Courtney all, so I like Z as well.

Z is great. It is time to reunite with our favorite charter guest, and that means it is time for a paraphrased shid meeting. I In Wallace and Jamil Hill. Oh, I'm still not sure how to pronounce Jamal. Don't microaggress He's just put it missing pronouncing someone's name. Why it's have to be a mighty. I'm really vanilla Ian is spoken like a true white sis male be quiet? What did you learn? Ian is a successful successful Detroit born business man. Oh, yeah

Jamal is a journalist. Oh, yeah, and they're celebrating their one year anniversary Because that when you're if you recall when they for when she Jamal first appeared on below dexies and seven episode 16 They were celebrating her bachelor at party. Oh, yeah when they when she jimmel first appeared on below dexies and seven episode sixteen they were celebrating her best or at part oh yeah of course everybody remembers who does it they're joined by ESPN anchor michael eaves his wife crystal okay uh there are other friends tarant's Williams an entertainment attorney and his wife Deborah and Finally to round out the boat are their friends from high school Ronnie and Janero lot Okay, now this is one of the reasons I would say like one of the big reasons like that I have to do these preference sheet meetings lots times they're cookie cutter

But sometimes there's confusion you're like oh my god, and I'm here to clear it up. This is not star 1980 safety, Ronnie Lot. It isn't. Who famously had a get part of his finger amputated because it got smashed between two helmets and then played the next season and still set his personal record and the league record at the time with 10 interceptions. It is not that Roddy got off.

That's fighting through adversity. That's what I thought he blew it off with a firework. Yeah. No, that is John Paul. John Pierre. Yeah, John Pierre Paul. John Pierre Paul. John Pierre Jones.

Pierre John Paul. John Pierre Paul. I'm sorry, interrupted. It's okay. He's still killing it, John Pierre Paul. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, Roddy locked it in a 19- to 10. sorry, interrupted. It's okay. He's still killing it, John Pierre-Paul. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, Rodney lot did it in 1985.

Jason Pierre-Paul. Jason Pierre-Paul. Uh, Rodney lot did it in 1985. Uh, but he's still won four Super Bowls with the Niners and is just an absolute legend. Had he been on this, Bo, I think it would have brought a whole new meeting to a heavy hitters being on a charter. Right, right, right, being on Charter charter trim So let's go back to that season 7 episode 16 below deck reg

Jamil she was celebrating that batch a batch or a party on night one They wanted a 90s theme party on night two. They wanted a all white dinner party We kept and Lee attended and they wanted dirty theme drinks like blowjob shots. Yeah, and Captain Lee really wanted them to have dick lollipops. And this of course was the infamous naughty bachelor at theme, Petus cake that Kate said, whoever the chef, oh, what's his name, balding up to fail. Kevin. She said, no, not that guy. Oh, yeah, he was like, Kevin up to. What do you get out of your cake? Okay, this is Mark Gellie. Yeah, go to go serve the cake.

This year on night one, they like to celebrate their wedding anniversary. Very vague. Night two, they like dinner with Captain Sandy. This is from last season. No, no, it's a this year. Oh, okay. Last, that was all, that's what we had from last year. Night two nope. I said this year. Oh, OK. That was all we had from last year.

Night two, they'd like dinner with Captain Sandy. Yeah, that was very clear, Pat. Sorry. And the crew to put on the talent show, which is hilarious. One thing that might add a little entertainment to this conclusion of this season, it won't. It won't. They also want to pick it off the boat so we can once again see the intro from yes dear and that's it That concludes the preference one bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bow

Now I love the fact that they're gonna make this crew do a talent show It's very dance monkey dance. I love it because it's what we would do We would take shits on the bow and we would make the crew do whatever we want them to do right? So that's funny. Also, there's my theater at sea, the projector. Yes, exactly. There are questions over this picnic and then there's praise for Matt once again, where they're talking about how no plates have been sent back the entire season. He's kind of doing that shoulder shake, that bitchy bitchy shoulder shake kind of thing. And he says that, you know, the only real mess app I've had is the dark, dark fish meat. And she says that Captain Sandy didn't even complain. She was just giving him feedback. That what she was doing was complaining. She was complaining that you gave her all that dark,

dark fish meat. You're missing another component of this. He he alleges he's or glutes rather that he's had a perfect season except for the part where you quit two times and serve a dark meat, you bucket head. Right, right. I know you listen bucket head. You suck. Bucket head, great guitar player. Fantastic guitar. You should have heard his stint and guns and roses. Yeah, all right. So let's get to guns and Yes, let's get to dinner time with the crew What's going on? It wants weed you didn't give it to me. Yeah, it did. It's right in your pocket. Courtney says that she's having a tough time swallowing

Courtney says that she's having a tough time swallowing. She says she's having a tough time swallowing things. I guess it's an allusion to the fact that they're, or a hat tipping that there's some sickness going around. Although Lloyd's is completely mental induced. It has nothing to do with ferality or anything like that. Heavy bacteria. But Courtney says she's having a tough on in Loitz's sonotty. He gets to say that.

Yeah, he could grab her boobs right there and start sucking on it. And then the most bizarre. You could do that with that. Flartation continues from the god fearing Christian. He leaves a note in the hat that says, I'm jealous of the wind because I want to mess that do up.

I thought it was quite lovely to be honest. Some women might be a fetish. Is he saying he wants to fuck with my hair? It's all sexually centric, right? I mean, that's where he's going there, old church boy. I will say this, he never gets to make that move again, leaving a fucking hat at a chick's house or something that he wants to bang,

because, you know, it's been on TV. Yeah, and also, he doesn't have the hat. And he doesn't have enough money to keep buying those hats. Well, the hat. The hat is $230. Well, it's been on TV. Yeah, and also he doesn't have the hat. And he doesn't have enough money to keep buying those hats. Well, the hat is $230. Well, it's worth it. Save your money. Now you can take it to Otaku's stand and straight home to watch a DVD or something.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, watch a DVD. Oh, okay. It's my hat. No, no, no, no. DVDs and chill. But this guy did. It obviously worked before. And that's why he's doing it again.

That's how we are as men. You want to hear it? I was rekindling my flame with my dear wife when we were younger. We had gone through a rough spell and then we had gotten back together and we arranged an evening for us to you know watch some movies. Really, you know, we were gonna kiss. A whole bunch. We were gonna kiss his shit. Fuck yeah. And the movie was so terrific that the both of us didn a whole bunch. We were gonna kiss a shit. Fuck yeah. And the movie was so terrific that the both of us didn't even kiss. We just watched the film because it was that good. It was Wes Anderson's fantastic Wester Fox.

What a snorkel. That's an incredible movie. All right. Well, I want to give some advice to the guys out there. You got to map out this because it works. And I figured out this is a good opportunity to kind of plug my upcoming book I'd a close more asked for less money And that's been upcoming since when a couple of years So I've been a lot of changes back and forth with the editor. Okay. All right this work and who's publishing random house? I have I have my bride and my agent working on it. Okay. I'll ask

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No, but you do top us, you know, meatballs are gonna be the heaviest thing you get. That's what we're following off. All right, you take her out to a nice little dinner in black market, then I'd hit the comedy store because nothing gets you kind of getting hot more than laughter. And a depressing room of shitty comedians well crystal it was there let's be fair

so that we'd a i'm sorry was that disproving what i just said it now is actually uh... it was proving it uh... so uh... i've got even worse i come back over the hill i'd hit mo holen with this beautiful view start making out with the girl and i have a finger or something like uh... thank you and then the ride home and then i drop her off at her house or maybe we go to my apartment worked like a fucking charm That's what this guy was doing with the hat How quickly jealous I become of the wind when it not I Gets the privilege of properly messing up your head so the camaraderie is wonderful here. Yes. Yeah

It's wonderful and it's the reason why the guys are not getting laid. The girls are speaking in a hot, hot manner about how they wish there was someone who would just take them up to the wheelhouse and mess up there do. And while they're saying that, they cut to the guys who are talking about spooning. Now I'm not saying that spooning doesn't lead to sex. When you're married, it's kind of the only thing that leads to sex really. But the way that these guys are talking about it, it's just, it's drying. It's so, it's like a fucking vacuum cleaner.

These guys are a bunch of fucking tweebs. Even them talking about fucking is lame. Bad casting. You, we've said it 18 times. You got, you need some good looking New Yorker guy that's a dickhead. The scouser is perfect casting because he's incompetent, but he's hot and he's nice to people, you know?

Now, maybe the incompetency isn't a necessary prerequisite, but we need hot a guy that are nice to people. That's the perfect, perfect male member. That quote from Ben, it's from the appropriately named Tyler Not Gregson. Okay, so that's your Eskimo brother, bang, Riley. Let's get to the vineyard. No, he was talking about Jack. Oh, it looks like it looks like a beautiful vineyard

But I cannot drink white wine with with this little skin contact. Oh Tyler not Garrison wrote that quote That you thought we attributed to my my angel. Oh, sorry not Tyler the deck hand. Oh, sorry forgive me This peanut grigio if I can get back to it, looked like water. It was just disgusting. I hate thin whites like that. They don't taste like anything. There's no maceration whatsoever, no texture.

It's just like fucking, you know, it's like weak water done gatorade. I'm sure you would have loved it there. Oh, you're looking at me. Yeah. I thought it looked great. Yeah, of course you did. Well, Pino Grisio is my favorite. And any of you listeners out there are fans.

Hit me up if you want to send me some. Not. Hit you up if they want to send you. Yeah, they need my address. Okay, so we then get to dinner once again. I'll say it. Hey, baby, baby. So there are multiple people who are already blacked out before the bread hits the table. It is astounding. And then as you mentioned, the talk of Lexi arises.

Now Matt brings it up all while Courtney and Z are, I guess they're speaking to one another, but they're, they're so drunk that it is less than efficient communication well they're squashing their weirdness for their never happened romance and she basically says we're on track to have a good friendship which a guy that wants to be a loves hearing that right loves hearing and another thing that guys love hearing is i'm gonna be a hundred dollars richer

or you are no we did did. Both bet me fifty bucks. Fifty bucks. I'll tell you what. I'll square it off when we go to the links. You know what I mean? What? When we go golfing I'll buy a couple beers or something. We'll call it even. Can knock it off my page money. Okay. Because that's good. I just started. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So quarter the night. What's that? I said you got PayPal No, I don't have PayPal. Where are you going? All right, so quarter the night from Katie as Matt is speaking of Lexi She's a zip your little people and drink your wine

So great. I loved it her when she's getting fed up She's her problem has been she's been too nice and considered of other people's feelings if Katie started taking control I think she's the most competent person on the vessel totally and she can be more entertaining i think it's a great first season for her i hope she returns you do yes i hope she reprised her role as not your typical chief she's you so i like you are like oh you you hope she comes back really i mean like we said if there's a better looking guy she fucked jack the scowl's

there i mean right she could point she could get messy and and she did it not on with cameras being Yeah, oh she's a good see rat. You're right. We just need a scouser all right Our last name's fly. She's the salt she needed a pepper call me is upset by the tough time talk about Lexi We've made this point about Lexi going through something terrible. Does not give you the excuse to be a demon. But this is the booze, prying out pain. I mean, I get that she's going through something, but like this, this I felt was beneath Courtney to say, you know, I'm going through something that doesn't mean that Lexi should be.

Courtney is much more, I think if she wasn't wasted She would have let this one slide a little bit not you know yelled at everybody through tears I mean I hold her to too high a barometer than then I should but she's just the best I think She's beneath cocks just referring to the fact that like Everybody's going she was mad at Lexi. She wasn't yelling at the people at the table She was like everybody has shit. She was yelling at the people at the table. She was like everybody has shit She was yelling at the people at the table because they were excusing Lexi's behavior

And she was screaming at them Whatever, it's almost like we don't need to cover it that in that in depth. So Lloyd begins lamenting nautical law Maritime law Lloyd says that he's worked hard to change his career and that he's being met with the same kind of harassment He was met with in the past. Lloyd first off making you get up on a desk and dance until you make a sales call is as far as Hazing goes hilarious. Oh so funny. Effective I believe. Secondly nothing even remotely close to that has happened to you aboard this vessel.

It would serve you well in life to no longer convince yourself that your existence is trying to bully you. Everything in his life is an attack. I'm very sensitive. I'm a sensitive boy. Sensitive sensitivity has an important place in the male experience, but this is a Belitating amount of It's like ironically it's like when you have too much testosterone. It's it begins killing follicles. It's diminishing returns

He's an emotional lemming he's just trying to find cliffs and jump off of them. Well, he all with great point, by the way. Uh, well done. He actually says, and you touched on this maritime law thing, that if what Lexi did to him on land happened, she'd be prosecuted. I don't like a litigious little bitch like this. I bet he's got a bunch of co-workers who are like, oh my god, I'm so glad that guy's gone.

All he did, he basically had his chair outside the H&R office every fucking day Complain about me like I had my name in his car block. That's right. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm So I'm moving on I can't I don't like Lloyd. I couldn't work with Lloyd He's too soft for me. I could work with Lloyd, but every home every home at night every single home at night. I would go How you not fucking believe But that's the problem with these boats you don't get that no you do not All right, so we learned that David has been in a tough place before without saying it expressly did he try to kill himself? Think he just tried to go to sleep for a couple of weeks guys

Hmm, I think he just tried to go to sleep for a couple of weeks guys He wouldn't do that This is all spurred on by Matt annoying the fuck out of everyone with his Lexi shit People have got had enough at this point they get up from dinner and this is when David needs a little bit of coaxing and once he gets enough attention He begins his confession Not about any of the pain that would be interesting that we would want to hear about. I love see rap pain. Which might have gotten him a little, you know, favor, right? And said he starts talking about how he feels condescended to by his boss.

Who he is still trying to fuck despite him saying I've given up. This is not a wise move on your parts, sir. What are you doing? This is bad TV, nobody cares. And also, you're clearly moved by what's going on with Matt at this table. You clearly have a problem with him. Why don't you use this opportunity to, you know, carry a little favor, make yourself a little less dweebie. Instead, you talk about workplace stuff that you feel condescente

it's just unless not forget we have like a week left to the job you if you choose you never have to see these people ever a job exactly yeah why not have fun it's like you knowing you're gonna fire someone a couple weeks right and you talk to an accountant and the guy screwed up and you're like hey should I tell him that he's screwed up? No, why bother? We're firing him in a couple weeks. Right, right, right. It's just like that. David's an incredibly sensitive boy. Yeah.

But it doesn't, we don't see it as much because he's somehow the third most sensitive boy because it goes, yeah, yeah. Some type of tie between Matt and Loi. No, Lloyd takes the cake, unfortunately. Matt quit tie between Matt or and Lloyd takes the cake unfortunately. Matt quit. I know but Lloyd takes the cake. Well I love it.

Lloyd reminded Chef Spaz that he's a piece of shit. Yeah I didn't join that. Boyd's a better person than Matt. Point being so we haven't really said this about David except he's he's simple for Malia but yeah yeah yeah but he is also a sensey boy. He's a very sensey boy. All right so anything on Matt not giving a fuck about Lloyd telling him,

You know, you've been a bitch. Why do we keep saying that? I've said that so many times you're being a bitch Why do I keep saying that because we're frustrated frustrated with the episode because it's so boring and we all angry about it I feel like we've completed up a little bit. Yeah, that's lazy though. That's right. You're right You're right. That's lazy. I am sure shit. We shouldn't be doing it But yeah, I mean, Lloyd essentially tells them, you know, we're an asshole at the beginning of this. Why are you, I guess I ask him, why are you still here and he's,

or why don't you, why are you the way you are? And he says, I just don't give a fuck. I got a bottle of tequila in one hand and a corona and the other one. It's like, why are you lying about who you are? Why don't you go find another fucking fraudulent sex party that doesn't exist and blow another 150 grand that you don't have, you nut job?

It's wrong with you. The reason he had to bring up Lexi at the table earlier is because he has no personality. Obviously they don't wanna hear him talk about cooking that's all he does on the boat all day. Obviously they don't wanna hear about his fucking weird sex party, some blobs of goo. Yeah.

Don't exist. And so what is he revert to? Oh, he's like lexie. Yeah. And because he has no personality. What's that great point you always say about people talking about other people, which is ironic for what we do on the show. Very.

But small people talk about other people. I don't think that applies to us. Big people talk about ideas, which we also do. So got that going for us. Take people talk about ideas which we also do so. Got that going for us. David needs a little already said that so David of course gets back to the boat and when I heard sweatpants, well he goes to sleep of course because he's a sensey boy he's padding right now but that's fine. I was thinking everybody's gonna go to bed. When I heard I'm gonna go get some sweat pants on. I thought, no fucking worse, talking was gonna happen.

None of it did, but at least we got more black-out secret stuff, which was the highlight of the episode. So, Courtney comes out and she tells Z that she is horny. And this causes him to literally topple over. It's unbelievable how blacked out this kid gets. It's crazy that he he is still like personable in some way. He still fall like he's still with it but he's so drunk. It's just crazy how much he drinks. There's an amazing montage that I just may have to waste way too much time creating of these deck hands eating shit They've all done it

Especially see he is he is you fell over one time on his own He just max his face Courtney piggyback fell Fucking on the dock in front of those people and now here It happens quite a bit all right that can right. The deck crew falls a lot. There's no arguing about it. There's no arguing. So this was, excuse me, so Matt snoring after and I had a drinking.

I just can't even, I've told you guys the broken laptop story, right? No. Broken laptop story. I had a drunk roommate in New Orleans. I was on the top bunk. He would come home three o'clock the morning. I was snoring roommate in New Orleans. I was on the top bunk. He would come home three o'clock the morning. I was snoring his face off because all the alcohol gums you up, makes you a little bit more mucusy. So he sounds like he's dying every 30 seconds. And I'm trying

my best to wake the kid up. So I begin kind of convulsing on the top to try to shake the entire frame of the bunk bed. But nothing is moving this guy because sort of stabbing him in the leg wouldn't wake him up. So I began convulsing and convulsing and I'm doing the worm on top of my bunk bed essentially, and then I get a little bit too close to the ledge and I fall over and my shoulder lands square flat on the ground, which is cement. The only thing cushioning it was his $1,500 computer which was smashed to pieces. We had to pay for it when I say me. I mean my my mother And he did not wake

Why did you take the blame on the laptop? I Should have slitted under his head That is brilliant. Brilliant. Alright, so what happened to this? Dude, I don't know what happened, but you came home last night and you just started headbutt in your computer. It was wild to see. So anyways, let's move on. Next morning. Next morning. Lloyd is up in his head

about his next crew. I don't know how people can go through life like this. I really don't. Anything on Katie's regrets, it was really weird that they had a producer ask the question. Oh yeah. So pointed and on camera, usually they save that kind of curtain peeling back for something that matters, but this was This is really bizarre. They were like do you have any regrets so far this season? It's almost as if it didn't need to be asked so I never really felt bad for Lloyd because like I said emotional lemming But I feel bad for him during this docking. They're asking if the ropes are all in and he's heaving said line and they're hitting him up on the walkie and going, Lloyd is it in? Lloyd is it in? He's fucking pulling the goddamn thing on to the boat right now. There's nothing he can

do. We hop back downstairs and Matt begins asking Katie what he should do with the menu Biohors Move to the mountains and quit Bothering people Then we get to a tough anchoring for Lloyd. It looks as if he was messing up because he is sick Now I'm gonna don a 10 foil hat here. Okay. I because he is sick. Now I'm gonna don a 10 foil hat here, okay. I think the production knew that they had a bad episode on their hands.

Solution, poison Lloyd. It's very pragmatic, okay? He snacks a lot because he's an emotional leader and an emotional person. So, sprinkle a little bit of night shade on what, whatever he's doing. Fising, three drops will do it. There you go.

That's a lot easier to get than night shade. Whatever the dosage is for whatever you's using. Fising three drops will do it. There you go. That's a heart. You're much easier to get than night shit. Whatever the dosage is for whatever you're using, use less of it on Lois and I get Lois and I get a deal, do the trick. You low sets in. Upset, so yeah. And he is very incredibly anxious, so it'll set him right up.

Well, so he goes upstairs to get his, I'll take the tinfoil cap off now though. That's not what happened. Occam's razor would imply that he just haven't had an anxiety attack me through 100%. Yeah. So he goes upstairs to get his blood pressure taken. There is no royalty free tense music. It is just silence and it is deafening.

His blood pressure is 147 over 80, which I guess is bad. And if this to be continued, turns out to be a panic attack. I have no words for this franchise in Fort Lloyd. I don't want people to think that I'm a bully and that I'm hyper focused on Lloyd. But if he did need to be rushed off this boat, stomach churning throwing up because he had an anxiety attack. He needs to be

psychoanalytically Reset now. I don't think we've gotten quite too lobotomy candidate for him But oh my god, don't go to does he need but oh my god. Don't go to. Does he need some serious fucking work? Dylan, I got a better idea. You can't walk through life like this. Dylan, this way.

I'm gonna tell you what you do. You fucking throw him in the show naked and afraid. And he doesn't have an out. You don't give him the, I give up. Pat, he would be drooling crying. Now, after five days, he'd be fucking Tarzan. Oh, you think so? so i do i think that's really bad advice i need i think he needs to see a therapist and i think he needs to come out and

i think he needs to move to west hollywood or someplace fabulous so that he can be himself different take Lloyd had this panic attack jackam's razor this This was a panic attack. I don't know man really think you say For the audience this means Occam's razor means if you think you you know something about one subject You're an expert on everything no the most the thing that seems to be true is most likely to out forgive me, but is most likely to. Oh, forgive me. Uh, but different take, it's because of the environment that Captain Sandy has fostered. People are scared to take their medications. They don't know product.

Oh, wow. Uh, Hannah got fired. He's not taking his medication. I think he has grounds to sue, and I think Brian would get on this. If you don't, you know. Yeah, he's a grubby little burn victim, your agent, huh? Yeah, he'd take it easy on my agent. Well, we had to cut its brakes and somehow he survived that crash.

He's doing well, actually. I'll be it a little more melty looking now. All right, that's it for us. Jumping to the iTunes ratings and reviews. So you've five stars showing us on patreon.com such another podcast network. And guys, YouTube, go to another below deck podcast search it in the YouTube subscribe Everything is there the numbers are growing up. We can't thank you enough for the support, but we need a touch more from you We're excited for next week Jamelle Hill and hopefully not this bad of an episode

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