Kill James Bond! - Rule 1 of Anchor Watch

Episode Date: April 5, 2022

While Dylan is in Argentina, Pat and Nick talk about the feeling of impending doom when you think you're going to get fired, Gary's potential for a threesome, and a baked brie that looked absolutely to die for.Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Down Under, Below Deck Sailing Yacht seasons 1 & 2 AND Love is Blind Season 2.  https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetworkVideo of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqw?sub_confirmation=1Merch: AnotherMerchStore.comGo to MagicMind.co and use promo code GLENN for 25% OFF

The weird one shows up after Tom's going off in the tender and distance and she goes, what's going on? And then anchors pulled up and now that we have that negative bastard off the boat, the god of wind got off the shitter and now it's time to put those sails up and maim some employees and paying customers. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck podcast. I'm Nick Davis and I am the captain now. We do not have our regular host, Dylan Wren. He is Argentina. Full week off. Argentina, somewhere in the other land where Marcos is from. Don't quote me on that.

He's Venezuelan. But sitting next to me, I don't have any glasses, is Pat, the Irish bug hickey. Permission to come aboard, Captain. Permission granted. That feels nice hearing that. So we've got episode seven of Below Deck Sailing Yacht season three to cover here tonight.

Another banger, huh, Pat? Oh, yeah, sure. Hey, let me address Dylan. Oh, yeah, before we do, you got any PSAs? Yeah, yeah. All right, first off, I don't need you in the comments going, oh, great episode by Miss Dylan. Save it. Spare us. We know you miss Dylan. We love Yeah, yeah. Alright, first off, I don't need you in the comments going, oh, great episode by Miss Dillon. Save it. Spare us. We know

you miss Dillon. We love Dillon too. We're three amigos. We do it together. It's a little weird when one of us isn't here. Nicky and I will give you a 10 out of 10 no matter what. So keep your mouth shut in the comment section. We'll give you a 100 out of 100. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah.

Let's see. Any other PSAs? Oh, we you go. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, let's see. Any other PS? Oh, we start Ultimatum on Netflix. Our coverage of that next week. So go to patreon.com slash another podcast network and give us five bucks. Next week? Yeah, next week. I thought it was this week.

We're going to drop the episode next week. Okay. And if you don't like Dylan, you're going to love that first episode. Yeah, because he probably won't be there either. He's in Argentina near Venezuela where Marcos is from. Any more PSAs? I mean, we're doing Down Under. I keep referencing Marcos.

We're doing Peacocks Down Under on Patreon.com slash another podcast network. They've got a hot captain, and they're really playing with the medium that is below deck. Right, Pat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still think hot captain Jason, when he discovered that he wasn't going to be on Bravo but a less popular streaming service with his version of Below Deck, I think he probably threw a hit. Yeah, you're saying he's throwing in the towel a little bit?

Well, he didn't want to waste his good looks on a streaming service, you see. We're telling you people, hot captain. Sign up and listen to our recaps, if not anything but that. But thoughts and knots on this episode, episode seven. You go first so I can look at my notes. Of course, Nicky. All right. Are we getting to that part of the season where they're starting?

By the way, yachting has been just wonderful this season. I mean, this is the third season. They're pretty much keeping the standard up there. You know what I mean? Look at what happened. Everyone almost got killed last week. That was pretty fun. What else has happened?

A bunch of stuff, right? This season? Yeah. Some banging between some balls of snakes between the sea rats. Oh, that's right. Some infighting between the sea rats because of the balls of snakes. Yeah, it's had a lot of stuff. It's been fun.

But now I think we're hitting that point in every season. Oh, those horrible charter guests. That was a great call. Oh, that's right. What about Simple, whatever his name was. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that was great. You know what?

This has just been a delightful season. All right, but now we're starting to hit the middle of the season. And this is where we might have a little dip and this episode might be an indicator of it just for me uh the guests are delightful and polite uh which means they're going to be boring they were but nothing against them but you know it's tv show you know uh and i'd say the entire episode other than that was uh oh the talent show always a realtime waster. I don't need to see that. Leave that on the cutting room floor. And then, so the whole episode was,

are we going to fire the guy that almost killed everybody last week? Yeah. And will he be terminated? So, a decent episode. I'm going to give it 60 pots. That's pretty generous for how you described it, but I like you bringing the optimism to our two-man show. I'm going to go even lower.

Like you said, I mean, it was just kind of this hour-long swan song for this guy you obviously have to shit can, otherwise you're left with a bunch of liability. The guests, like you said, extremely boring. People who thought they were excited because they were going to have some screen time, but they couldn't do anything exciting enough to warrant it. So they basically got cut out of it. Yeah. Hopefully they'll find some stuff to get into later.

Marcos, Gabby, whatever seems to be brewing with them. Oh, yeah. That'll be a fun little dramatic because two people who will not back down. I mean, Gabby, we met her. She's a little spitfire. And Marcos has killed people. Right. You know, I was going to hit Gabby up.

I was a little confused about their argument. 55 knots. But I guess we'll discuss it when we get into it. Exactly what the hubbub was about. There's five minutes till dinner versus start lighting fire or something. I don't know what the hell. I don't want to get ahead of myself, but I think I have in my notes. I needed Pat to explain this one to me because I was a little confused.

It was unclear. It was unclear. We both are, but we'll get there. We return to Parsnips 3 in Port Mahon, Majorca, where our young Tom from North England is filled with angst as he awaits his fate from our honorable Captain Glenn. Tom has a chat on the bow with his sage mentor, Gary, and Gary basically says

if he was the boss, you'd be fired already. But let's wait and see what Glenn says. Yeah, yeah. Tom, you know what you're usually trying to do. You try and feel out with your direct supervisor. I used to do this when I thought I was getting fired at Whalen Park. He was like, goes to Gary whether or not he's going to get the axe. And Gary says, look, mate,

I'm going to be straight with you. You almost killed everybody on the boat yesterday, so probably yes. You ever know when someone's going to get the ax. And Gary says, look, mate, I'm going to be straight with you. You almost killed everybody on the boat yesterday. So probably yes. You ever know when someone's going to get fired or something bad is going to happen in someone you know, and now you're talking to them and then they're trying to feel out if you know something. And the last thing you want to do is give them the bad news yourself. No, I haven't been in that situation.

I've been on the other end of that situation. And I've talked to my direct supervisor, in this case, a man named- Mike August. Shmat Shmondalier. Oh, all right. And I'm like, yo, what's going on? Everybody's pretty quiet around me, huh? Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Yeah. And where there's smoke, there's usually fire. That was a good one. that was top of the head i got fired uh but uh yeah so i also was at funnier die on a day when people there was a mass something something termination yeah something a foot a very sullen day the feeling in that building was was eerie and then yes a third of the staff

got laid off you know oh god that just triggered a memory. All right. So we got time. Oh yeah. Two man show. Back in 2001. You know, I love that insurance job, North American insurance. Yes, we haven't talked about it for a while. Yeah, yeah. Maybe this audience hasn't heard me talk about it that much,

but I worked at this insurance place and it was just a bunch of people banging each other and fun happy hours. I did no work all day for years and just enjoyed kind of the fun office life, like almost like office space, right? Worked for the weekend in those blue drinks at TGA Fridays. But suddenly some of the old timers that have been there forever, they start feeling like we'd be in the coffee room and they'd be like, something's up with this company. Something's up.

I'm like, you're nuts, Doug. Everything's fine, Doug. I'm going to be here until I'm your age. I'm going to retire at North American Insurance. One day they call us all into the cafeteria. Let us all know. Oh, another sexual harassment seminar? No, no.

You're all fired. Company's moving to Ohio. Even better. Yeah, so that's what Tom is feeling. Yes, yes, yes, yes yes uh and finally our guests arrive as we mentioned boring dorky uh also horny definitely horny yeah wants to think of himself as a playboy he's doing that thing as many charter guests do of making sexual innuendos at every portion of the boat oh was this uh this, yeah, because right off the bat, one of them said they'd like two tapas and tatas or something.

They want tits and Spanish appetizers. He said the deck was for topless only. All right. Someone tried to make it not a perv, and they were like, yeah, I love tapas. He's like, I said topless. Right. Yeah, you're a creep.

We get it. Hey, what are we going to do about the food tonight? Oh, I've done my best. You have? Yeah. Oh, I'm excited. Good job, Nicky. Good job.

We get the boring tour. They got to do something about this tour part of the boat. Like, who gives a shit? I've already seen. I see it every time they get on the boat. You could probably just run the same goddamn montage. Master bedroom, of the hallway, of the bathroom. Spare us. It's not about the boat. Sometimes there is stuff to glean. just run the same goddamn montage master bedroom of the hallway of the bathroom spare us it's it's

not about the boat sometimes there is stuff stuff to glean with like you can get just get that snapshot of what these guests are gonna be like right and i think this was a good indicator in this one sometimes it's for nothing yeah guests arrive and more tom being oblivious to what's going on around him uh captain gl Glenn overhears an incredibly awkward conversation where Tom is talking to Colin in a way that would make whoever is making up Pat's transcripts blush. Yeah. Was this...

All right, so this is when he's talking to Glenn, and I think he's talking to Colin, and Colin's, like, yawning. And then Tom says something like, you know, I was inside her, mate. And then that's four feet away from the guy who's going to fire you in three days. And he says, hey, fuck ass, go wipe some windows. Yeah, he literally was like, go anywhere else.

But here. And Tom didn't really even pick up on like why Glenn was disgusted in that moment. Now, I have a theory about what Tom is doing here. It's very similar to what he was doing with Gary. Once again, when I thought I was getting fired at Whalen Park, I started hanging out with my direct boss who was hearing rumors that I might be fired. So I thought it was a good idea to kind of personalize myself,

get as much face time as possible. I know I could win him over. No, I did not. This tactic does not work. It actually annoys the person. The best thing you can do is hide and look like you're being productive somewhere which is ultimately was is undoing hey uh one little uh sidebar just to backtrack for uh one second the guests uh want a

couple things which one is with that stupid talent show and then they also want a seafood palooza and in the talent show daisy she confesses her only talent is being a drunken sea hag i know i and she was like that's why i don't want to do the talent show noisy she confesses her only talent is being a drunken sea hag i know i and she was like that's why i don't want to do the talent show no maybe you should take this opportunity take a little self-inventory and learn a skill if it was me i would juggle or spin a basketball on my finger or possibly alphabetize stuff really fast like john cusack and being john malkovich what would would you pick? John Malkovich. As your talent.

Oh, oh. Sometimes I feel like you don't even listen to me when I talk. All right, let's move on. What would you do for your talent at the talent show? Dylan would be right behind me right now. If you had to pick a talent. I'd play classical guitar. There you go.

Jesus Christ. Simple question. I have a degree in classical music performance, Nicky. Okay, then answer the question. Oh, sorry. All right, all right. I want to get to this joke. Sorry.

Ashley and Gary chat about him hooking up with Gabby, and she says she's not down for a threesome with Gabby, but then clarifies that just means not with Gabby. She's totally down for a threesome with Gabby. But then clarifies that just means not with Gabby. She's totally down for a threesome with someone else. Yeah. Not that she was offended by it, but I had written down because we were just coming off the heels of Tom saying he was inside Ashley. And then we go below that for more disgusting non-work conversation where Gary tries to coerce a coworker 10 years his junior into a threesome. what a boat what a boat they do not

disappoint now if you notice the editing here nick as soon as we get done this conversation they zip right back up to fucking tom sitting next to glenn again doing nothing i was well i was like shaking the tv tom get out of there. Go pretend to sell some concessions at Whalen Park. Tom's the supervisor. I couldn't. That's a struggle. Meanwhile. Meanwhile? No, dinner preparation.

Gabby is encouraging Ashley, and Ashley goes on to tell her how horny she is. These people will not stop talking about sex. And it also is completely contrarian to what Ashley said on their dinner night out. She's like, I'm not horny at all. That's right. I'm still getting laid.

Now you're horny? What's going on? And then Gary comes up to pit the ladies against each other. That's what you do. He's a genius. We see Glenn looking for a replacement. Finally, if there was any question uh we're sacking tom also just uh one um just back up for one second um the ashley sets the stage for one of the most

important uh contests in recent history who will fuck gary first and god i hope her dad is alive and watching this because if uh if he is i'm sure it's weird around the office the next morning. Hey, I saw your daughter last night, Ted. Oh, this is actually a great segue, because whoever was talking to Ted has the opportunity to see Ted's daughter, whatever he wants. Ashley's new OnlyFans. Only fans. It's onlyfans.com slash eating underscore ash. Eating ash.

Nice. It's a great pun. $12.50 for the month. What do we get to see there? That's the question here, Pat. And this is why I wanted to put it out to our listeners. So if we have any creeps out there, I mean supporters of Ashley out there there we'd love for you to reach out to us via the various social media platforms and let us know what we're getting we're not saying repost her paywall content yes we just want to know an honest review on whether or not her streaming service is worth it let me say this

she is very calculated this is a super smart move and the first kind of move i've seen one of these uh people on this show make like yeah you can leave the show and go work on some more boats and people will pass by every once in a while at a mall or something go hey were you on that uh show with the boat with the rich people or something go yeah or you can start a podcast and fail like most of the ex uh members that try and start a podcast or you can show your giant tits or your tits yeah that is a much more lucrative path i'm putting my money on ashley's jugs yeah i really am um i guess getting back to the show uh glenn call you mentioned he called an agent they'll find someone for him uh And then Glenn tells someone, I forget who it is, but he actually maybe just tells the

camera. He says he's scared of Tom, which should tear, terrify all of us. But Glenn is scared of someone else. It's like one of those horror movies where the like the three or four year old child is actually the murder. Like orphanage. Yeah. You're afraid of the kid. Just control him, Glenn.

It's your boat. You're the boss here. You can handle it. So I actually think that brings us to dinner. Spanish night. Night in Spain, sunset dinner. Of course, we get traditional octopus with a little bit of a twist with some spicy aioli and with a four-hour cooked lamb

stew with mushrooms and a white wine vinegar. And to top it off, a butternut squash. I don't really have that much on it, but I do have more on that baked brie we'll see in the morning. Well done. I didn't even know what I was looking at. Good for you. Thanks, thanks. It sounds delicious. Yeah. And then the guests get a little loopy at the dinner, and that horny one tries to make some more jokes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, I think that's pretty much it for the night, and I think, oh, no, at this point, the weird one wakes up, and Glenn walks by her, pauses for a second, and I think he contemplates ending her life or something, but it's too risky on the boat. Yeah, there was a couple of options. He could not say anything at all, which is always really awkward.

He could kill her, which would end the awkwardness, or just weird small talk, which he landed on C. And yeah, he paid for it. She weirded him out. Oh, and then Colin and Gary, with a beautiful backdrop of the last moments

of the Majorcan sunset, talk about how bad they feel for Tom, even though he shitted his job. So what can you do? Well, he almost killed everybody last week. And they're like, I don't think he can be on TV anymore. You idiot. He almost fucking killed everybody.

One little minor detail. I don't know if this is just Spain or perhaps Europe or whatever. That sunset was happening. They put some clock. It was 925. 925 p.m. Wow, that's beautiful so much daylight i love vitamin d uh the weird one gets her moment caught up to the big leagues we're in the bridge and uh because and everybody she was blaming on the fact that tom messed up but i'm blaming on the fact that they think there's something wrong with her.

They give her a step-by-step explanation on how to do anchor watch. I'm going to go through this with Pat really quick as well. Feel free to skip ahead a little bit to the commentary because this might take a while. So step one for anchor watch is watch the anchor. Back to our originally scheduled program. Oh, that was it. That was it.

I think they said to her in four different ways, possibly three different languages, if this thing beeps, come get one of us. Yeah. Okay? No, I don't think you heard us. Are we clear? If this thing beeps, come wake up Gary.

All right. Got it, boss. Yeah, it was so stupid. But she actually did like what tom should have did like what if they're gonna treat you like an idiot be an idiot wake them up okay go go get them you're the one that's not gonna sleep uh next morning uh next morning breakfast breakfast oh and this was the really highlight of the episode i i bet dylan is gonna be kicking himself for picking this week.

Were there kings and queens on this boat? Because that was a feast for royalty. It was incredible, and it started off with that beautiful raspberry baked brie topped with truffle honey. And I know Dylan likes to scoff at the truffle honey, but on a piece of bread like this i don't think there's anything wrong with a little bit of decadence uh and the honey to add some sweetness wow what a touch marcos what a touch break big break is quite simply the best melted

cheese in the world it pours out of a perfectly golden puff pastry like lava uh the addition of the honey and truffle oil makes this extra indulgent and delicious. Not to mention, this recipe could not be easier, honestly, for the layperson. It looks beautiful, but you place a wheel of brie and a sheet of puff pastry with truffle oil and honey, wrap, brush with egg, and

bake until golden, and there you have it. And all of a sudden, you look like Marcos. Am I sitting next to Dylan right now? I don't know. Maybe. I'm killing it. I did copy and paste it from something, though. I will admit that.

Furtadas with spinach, onion, and cheese, and pastries, bread, bacon, vegan bacon, and hash browns, like Pat said, Fit for a King. Oof. I'm 100 pots. One little thing about these meals, though. Like, what are you going to do? You're going to throw all that down your fucking throat, and then you're going to go out and have fun all day?

Remember when we were little kids, Nicky, and they tell you you can't go swimming for an hour after you fucking eat? I don't know. I think I wouldn't be pigging out as much. I don't like a big breakfast. And pastries in the morning, it's really oxymoronic to healthy eating. It's not good habits. But man, that baked brie still looked delicious.

I could sleep on it. I want it as my pillow. Did I mention 100 knots? By the way, the best melted cheese or cheddar, by the way. Yeah, I feel like people try to get too fancy. Keep it with cheddar. Keep it with cheddar.

All right, can we get back to the planning of this fucking talent show? Gabby tells uh that she's been asked to be a prostitute before jesus fucking christ she's boats and she didn't she kind of left us on a cliffhanger didn't she she did she a little gabby a little gabby uh let's see here uh minutes later there's a deckhand available to join so Tom will get the call

do you think we're gonna get a familiar face aboard Parsnips they didn't even hint if it was a boy or a girl I know

everybody there was a lot of talk oh is it gonna be another boy that Ashley fucks amongst the crew but so nice

no real no real hints Ted I saw your daughter on TV last night surely I'm having fun with that new guy yeah No real hints. Ted, I saw your daughter on TV last night. She's really having fun with that new guy. Someone has to tell that guy talking to Ted. He can see her whatever he wants at OnlyFans.com slash Eaton underscore app.

Yeah, so Glenn talks to the crew. Oh, no. Glenn actually drops the guillotine. Yeah, he pulls Tom in and he's like, you're an idiot. You can't be on this boat anymore. You're going to kill us all, Damien. Well, he said, look, dude, you are too pussy matized and you're still a threat to kill all of us. Very much like you almost killed everybody last week.

You know, I was and he's not wrong, by the way. Vagina is powerful. It's caused wars. I was going to say I was thinking of Glenn and why he's one of, by the way. Vagina is powerful. It's caused wars. I was going to say, I was thinking of Glenn and why he's one of the better captains, or he is the best captain. Sandy's a loser.

Captain Lee's a loser. This technically is the first firing of Captain Glenn because Parker actually quit. He headed off the firing. He knew he was going to get whacked. So that's good management. When you're right out front, you actually have better hiring practices i actually think tom was an impulse he's a good looking kid production hired him i don't think glenn would have signed

off on this guy at all i think uh just the way he kind of described himself he kind of like acted like he was just some dumb bumpkin from the countryside in england so maybe he like on paper you didn't know he was going to be this drunken psycho. He attacked the female coworkers and didn't do his job. The one task, watch the anchor. And he had impulse anger issues as well. You put all those together, that's not a making of a good employee.

I really thought after that first morning when he fucked up, he was like, oh, fuck him. I'm going to be a great employee. And I was rooting for him. He's like, I'm Tom from North England. I was excited for it. But no, he kept fucking going. No, you are who you are.

You are. Yep. Yep. When people show you who they are, believe them. Believe them. After this, because this boat is so small, it's one thing that I noticed about that it kind of annoys me a little bit because it's so petty. Word travels fast.

And he's given his walking papers. And he's got an hour to get his shit off the boat ashley and gabby too so sensitive they're like we need a new vibe uh yeah you mean a person a human being i did like uh tom's or glenn's line though he's like we're not here to employ tom we're here to run a boat he said that yeah Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, a couple of Marcos and this is why I think he's great. He says, use this to grow.

Marcos is a wonderful person and you know, we shouldn't hold what they did in the past. You know, we're all a foundation that we're constantly building upon. You know what I mean?

Also, anybody, I need to look up the deets but we're going to go marco or i am at least go to marco's food truck when daisy is is it a restaurant or a food truck i don't know we'll figure it out yeah we'll figure it out one note about ashley though i think you did touch on this ashley is so relieved this pest will no longer be buzzing around her um and uh you know like telling uh fellow sea rats that he was inside her mate.

That's wonderful. You want that guy off the boat. Yeah, she really, she won this one. Now she just has Gary left to fuck and she'll accomplish all her lofty goals. Before we get to Tom calling his mommy, we have to talk about today's sponsor. And it's a sponsor I love and use every day, Pat, Athletic Greens. Now, I know you know what Athletic Greens are, but a lot of our listeners may be wondering. And I want you to know it's a blend of 75 high quality vitamins, minerals, whole food source, superfoods, probiotics, and adaptogens to help you start your day right.

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here and his mother comforts him by saying you don't belong there son both your mom and poppy are still alive and no one in your family has ever died an untimely way by murder i'm pretty sure you're the only person on that boat that can say that. That's a great way to look at it, Tom. You don't belong there. You know, every time they cut to a little backstory of these sea rats, I hate to say I'm right. Yeah.

And it's sad. It's like a Mad Libs of tragedy. Yeah. You know, when my dad uh left uh when i was four and he never came back and then yada yada yada i'm always like oh uh sad another great plug for down under at patreon.com slash another podcast network one of the most horrific sea rat family stories we've heard essentially uh an assassination of a pharmaceutical executive. Quite the story that we didn't get enough detail on.

Yes. So Glenn heals this wound like he does all wounds. He goes sailing. Hold on. Hold on. Before we say that, one last note. All right. The weird one shows up after Tom's going off in the tender and distance,

and she goes, what's going on? And then Anchor's pulled up, and now that we have that negative bastard off the boat, the god of wind got off the shitter, and now it's time to put those sails up and maim some employees and paying customers. We go sailing. We go sailing. Dun, dun, da-da-dun-dun, da-da-dun-dun, da-da-dun-dun. We break some glass, and now dinner prep.

Oh, no, more actually talent show prep. Glenn getting ready for a set. One dad joke. I mean, maybe we got a bad edit. Yeah, we get that. We get, ooh, we got a little background on little Gabby. Apparently a samba and salsa dancer. Really buried the lead the three times we've talked to her.

How has that not come up? Well, how would it come up? We were talking about her past, what she did before. She was like, oh, I bartended. Oh, I was also a samba dancer. You know what I say? You're a samba dancer. I think that's interesting information on an

interview uh but uh yeah and then colin we learned plays the guitar because why wouldn't he such he's such a mensch yeah he would you know what i'm gonna do if i was a sea rat on this boat i'd call in sick for this goddamn show you asked me earlier what my time now i'm not showing up i'm not playing i'm not doing dancing like a monkey for these people my talent is not participating right uh water toys uh there's no one to help the guests or something what was going on here well i think they were screwed up with shifts because i hate to say i think this is one of glenn's impulsive first mistakes is letting tom go me as a manager nick uh advice i've often given um when an employee needs to be terminated i'll say to myself uh i'll do it on my time not theirs because you can fuck yourself by letting an employee go if

you need them there for a week until you can replace them then you do that you don't just fire them because they deserve to be fired yeah ring every last drop of uh of usefulness out of this uh piece of trash you're about to discard. Exactly, because think about it now. There's going to be a few instances here where people are getting overtired, they're fucking up, the service is dropping, all because we couldn't let that little moron stay for three more days. I mean, he did almost kill everybody last week, but we already have the weird one on Anchor Watch.

What harm could he do? If we're playing devil's advocate and want to say Glenn is the the cat the great captain we think he is maybe he would normally do that but in this instance he feels tom is so incompetent once again if he's left with any responsibility he'll kill everyone so as much as he would like to not have have uh be short staff he can't have this possible murder. It's truly a tribute to Tom's incompetence. He'll probably have to live this over and over for the next couple years. Yeah, real rock

in a hard place for Glenn. The rock being Tom's head. Dinner ready gate. We get down to it. Yeah, this is the you don't know what happened here. You said it. I don't know what happened here you said it i don't know what happened here i gabby told him but just not uh he likes to hear it a certain way i guess in his

kitchen i'm talking referring to marcos that he wants to know when he needs to start firing up the protein yeah and uh she didn't apparently let him know that i they made it bigger out of it should have been i mean gabby is perfectly competent and obviously a hard worker and super smart. So is Marcos. I don't think this needed to happen. It was a dust up that I think was unnecessary and unneeded at this point. But it seems like it's going to be kind of a wedge that begins and it's going to create a greater chasm later. And Gabby isn't one to like, she could have been like, I told you whatever.

But she immediately kind of flared up and chef Marcos as wonderful as he is all chefs have these affectations and like she told him but he was kind of in his head he was trying to like he's like oh I got all this seafood that's got to go out at the same time even though she told him he wasn't really listening

I think it's really on him but Gabby could have let it slide off her back. Instead, she made it an issue. Yeah, so we broke that down like the Zabruder film. Yeah, you guys, yeah, you comfortable with how well we did with that? But, yeah, it's going to be problems later. Anyways, all the seafood-a-palooza goes out and it does not disappoint

I mean we've been promised extravaganzas we've been promised paloozas and we've come up short many times but this one didn't we've got homemade bread that comes out first because of the delay but then local shrimp tartare, calamari a la plancha, scallops

calamari and chorizo rice and the calamari look la plancha scallops uh calamari and chorizo rice uh and the calamari looked delightfully crisp and spicy and that's all i had on the notes i'm gonna give it 78 or 92 knots 92 pots pots yeah i'm gonna be way high to piss off dylan yeah it looked pretty good i did the breakfast good i i'm proud of how i did the breakfast uh, you want to move on to the talent show? Yeah, let's go to the talent show or the talent list show. Can I do a meanwhile of the talent list show? And then we'll break down the game film if we need to.

Yeah, it's a weird way to do meanwhile, considering it all happens in one place. They usually think of that as things happening in different locations. But go ahead. Understood. Meanwhile, here's the talent show breakdown. Meanwhile, here's the talent show breakdown. Sexy salsa. It was fun marco spins a platter on his

finger the weird one and ashley go down on each other kidding they do a two-step line dance thing glenn tells jokes about masturbating colin does a rose song that is absolutely horrible and gary is a male stripper what else what else did you did you think he was going to do belt out some opera anyway the guest couldn't have been nicer i don't know as a paying customer why i'd want to spend my friday night on on the ocean watching this nonsense but uh you know two h's up it's making the monkeys dance you got to get your money's worth i mean they've only went sailing one time uh but if you did enjoy what Ashley and Kelsey had to offer, that was just a little preview of what you could get at

OnlyFans.com slash eating underscore app. $12.50. Again, if we have any supporters of Ashley out there, let us know what you're getting. Do you know what that was? No, at first I thought it was tumbleweed of no one signing up for 1250, but then it was obviously someone falling and splatting. It was Ted.

It was her father. Oh, Ted killed himself. Yeah, he jumped out of the third story window. A company email just got sent with theonlyfans.com slash eaton underscore ashling. God, that is my worst fear. And she didn't even pay us. I should have got paid.

How many signups did we just get her? I mean, why doesn't she just stare at the camera when she's doing those OTFs and just go, how do you like this, daddy? Wow. Man. And I, again, I don't know. I guess we don't know the whole story, but her sister seems like she's at fault for a lot of this. Really? Because she fucked

all her friends even in her bed horrible stories they kind of bleed together yeah they're all the same story actually you're like her sister started a pharmaceutical company and was assassinated was that her no no no her sister fucked her friends at her bed right uh which let her start uh yeah great talent show i mean don't it's an oxymoron itself sea rats wouldn't be sea rats if they had talent don't make them do a talent show bedtime uh we see a little personality from the weird one she's saying she wants to see a boy see a boy come on board to replace tom so she can get a little makeout action a little normalcy from her ashley continues to embarrass herself uh again with her

lofty goal of fucking gary uh she's like he doesn't want me but i'm gonna fuck him anyways yeah and she's very proud of it uh and uh you can't skip over the most important detail the most important detail what is the most important uh gary's talking to i think calling about his body count by that i mean mean how many people he's fucked. And he says the kill he wants next is Daisy. Daisy's going down. Yeah. You know, there have been rumors.

Is it let out that there are a couple? Are they a couple now? I don't know. Oh, I think I've heard that. I thought we started the rumors. Oh, yeah. Sometimes it starts that way. I'm like, whoa.

Is that true? You said it on the podcast, you idiot. We're so powerful. Like that Reddit thread about Marcos being a hitman. Sorry about that, Marcos. I hope it doesn't damage your business. He hasn't killed anyone. Hey, I read about this guy's restaurant.

I don't think we should go, honey. What are you talking about? I've already killed people for Nicolas madero or possibly the previous regime next morning the weird one makes coffee for an early rising guest forgive me with this and i know probably a lot of our listeners are early risers what is it with old people you got to be up at five what are you gonna do at five in the morning sleep in my dream my dream actually is to pay uh someone to watch my kids so I can sleep in until 9 in the morning. Every day for the rest of my life.

Who the fuck, if you don't have to get up and take a fucking flight out somewhere, would wake up on vacation at 5 in the morning? Well, I mean, Pat, just recently, I don't know what program it was, but we talked about the Bhagavad Gita. And five to nine is known as the spiritual hours. It's when you can be closest to God. God not being some bearded omnipotent force, but everything, nature. It's when you're closest. It's the morning golden hours, Pat. You got to get up earlier.

I get up at about 630 every day, and then I beat myself up for not waking up at 430. I start off on a failure every day. Fuck that. Fuck that. All right. Yeah, and then this seemed like a needless fight, but the more I think about it after what we just talked about, and, of course, I'm talking about between Gary and Daisy. Sexual tension.

Yes. Gary just said his intentions the night before. He wants to kill Daisy, and it starts right here. Get the temperature rising with some real tension over absolutely nothing. And then just like a movie, like a noir, he throws her against the hallway cabinet and just sticks his tongue down her throat. Very romantic. Basically at any moment he wants, whenever Gary decides to strike.

I don't see those two working out. Ball of snakes. And that's it. What a fun episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Season 3, Episode 7. We'll be back next week with Dylan in studio. Check us out on the YouTube. YouTube's really popping. It's going to be surpassing audio streams pretty quickly. I

would say in the next couple of months, it's about 50%. Is that right? Yeah. It was a big month for the YouTube. Really fun stuff from our editor, Brian, on there, especially that simple Chuck interview. Go subscribe to that. Pat, you got any plugs at the end? Anything you want to go? I think that's it. But seriously, I know you're thinking like, I don't do that YouTube stuff. Some of our listeners are a little older. Don't you want to see us in the real? You hear us in your ears, but it's fun to watch us because with all the production that Nick mentioned that Brian does with it, plays the clips, stuff that isn't in the actual audio of the show, it's fun to watch. You know, on a Friday night, you're bored, put it up on the big screen there and just drink some

wine and just have a few laughs.'s crazy that there's a age not that i get that you're not that much older me pat but you're afraid of youtube as this this technology i don't know how to listen to it's it's incredibly easy youtube premium you can use it just as a podcast player it's incredible my favorite pictures are when people show us what we're on their big screen in their living room, and they're watching as a family or a couple. It's lovely. But we have to say goodbye. Pat, say goodbye. Goodbye.

I'm your captain, Nick. Bon voyage. Goodbye. Good job. Goodbye. Thank you.