Kill James Bond! - Sandy Saw Maverick | Below Deck S10 E12

Episode Date: February 15, 2023

Dylan and Pat are back to break down One Republic, volleyball, the fear of being phased out, what it means to lead, losing a father, Geese, vague antagonists, movies like they used to make, tanning, slightly pink wounds, how Sandy's loosing her fucking mind and more from Bravo's Below Deck. OUR NEW SHOW BAD TV IS LIVE AND WE'RE COVERING LOVE AFTER LOCKUP! - Subscribe right here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-t-v/id1193077828The full season of Below Deck Down Under recaps is ALREADY available only on our Patreon at https://Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkAlso available is our coverage of Below Deck Sailing and Love is Blind seasons 1 and 2 for both shows!Check out our merch!https://anothermerchstore.com

That's when she gets called up to the bridge. So, Frazier is up next. Sandy tells him that this is the worst experience with an interior she's ever had on a boat and says that it is entirely his fault. Now, we've been watching this show for some time. We have seen Sandy's guests be fed... Her food. Her food.

They had to call her on the radio. Did a person who was washing dishes on another boat four hours ago just prepare our meal? Also, these nachos have cold canned corn on them. Oh, and also your chief stew is on heroin or something. So get just chill out. welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode was that too loud not at all another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast my name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one Pat Hickey. Permission to come aboard. Granted. What's up? Hey, how are you?

Good. How are you? Good. Big week for us. If you're a new listener, thanks for joining us. Oh, yeah. Thanks for joining us. We had a great time talking to Jake and Maddie of Reality Gaze. uh jake and maddie of reality gaze um and hop on over a hip on over to bad tv to listen to all of the uh the camera is tilting over it's spooking me out but it looks like it's okay it's gonna it's kind of tethered to the wall via the charger so i think that's what's keeping it up right right now i mean we are video professionals absolutely i mean it's insane i was gonna point out uh perhaps you're even listening to this episode on bad tv so if you're

already listening to this episode on bad tv another thing you can do is why don't you hop over onto that bad tv instagram and uh click follow uh join us on patreon ad free episodes as well as our Bachelor coverage. Her watch has... needs to end. Yeah, but that's not the name of the episode. No, it is not the name of the episode. It's called The Fish Stinks from Frasier's Head. Yeah.

I disagree, by the way. Our fans have run amok with hatred for Captain Timeshare, who is firmly Captain Timeshare from this point moving forward. Who knows? She may develop an even worse nickname from Patrick himself.

Well, I did like... I co-sign on Captain Snap, though. Captain Snap has a certain amount of positivity to it, though. Like, Captain Snap is Colonel Kilgore, you know? Like, he just slaughtered a bunch of innocent vietnamese people well not so innocent i mean they were shooting back you know yeah of course but um but now he gets to surf you know that's got him snap uh so listen whatever nickname

you want to call captain sandy she is in her uh super saiyan form today she is not in a good head space and it's because a uh a gay man is questioning her authority now i'm glad you brought that up i guess we'll just come out of the gate now dylan it was thankfully we did this little collaboration with uh reality gays which uh that they're now our new best friends they enlightened us because i was completely unaware of this uh apparent twink lesbian war that was happening you know dylan us just being two white straight guys man we don't know all this boring old fucking regular old sissies i have no idea understanding of this dynamic between all these different cultures and people it's because we're not strong enough allies we're not getting out there and doing the work and getting accustomed to those kinds of well i want to do the work i want to be an ally you know yeah

but you know there's only so much time in the day we had an inkling though that it was this kind of lgbtq plus kind of tension in the air between captain sandy and frage and evidently there is i mean who knows she might just fucking hate his guts um but we're getting way ahead of ourselves okay so give me your thoughts give me your pots let's go let's get into it all right great episode yeah dylan are you kidding me man no no i'm saying oh it's not often that you actually see someone that's been helming a reality tv show for like eight years i know lee's been doing it for 10 but they shit canned his ass last week you know but sandy's runner up we said we were gonna do a requiem for lee i don't have the energy oh well we got a couple more episodes this season we'll take care

of that maybe when he's back on the show for 10 minutes to hand out a tip yeah uh that's a pretty fat stack here's what i want to say when we break down this episode dylan and i are not black or white people we don't just uh look at two people and we pick a side okay we're white people or no right but we don't look at things in black and white okay there's there's gray there's uh there's many many things that you can glean from a situation of two people not getting along. Yes, Sandy is in fact losing her shit. She's unraveling. Also, Alyssa can be a horrible person. Also, Frazier could not be doing such a great job and maybe deserve a little bullshit.

Not that volleyball evaluation though. Didn't agree with that one. Going ahead of myself. You're saying like if you're discussing the horrific acts of a certain government you need not go well i know a lot of governments do this you know you don't need to couch every criticism you have of an entity by saying that this is a shared behavior amongst lots of different yeah everybody can be an asshole on one day everybody can be good on another day except for sociopaths and i mean

really good people and really bad people they're both sociopaths to me but anyways go ahead oh sure sure all right but you know what this isn't about me breaking down uh the understanding of human nature this is me just giving my thoughts and pots who are you you've all harari enjoyable episode yeah really fun i think sandy is probably not thinking she looks too great in this episode no i'm gonna give it uh 100 knots i hope we get some kind of uh out of van kind of apology video on instagram hey you know the way i treated frasier all right so you know and and listen we're just joking around okay we take sobriety very seriously absolutely so seriously in fact that we would never joke about that kind of thing all right so hey by the way you know how i brought up in my thoughts and pots about the whole uh

twink lesbian war yeah so i tried to get a better understanding of that you know i didn't want to just take maddie and poodle from reality gays at their word i wanted to get a better understanding would you hop down i went on fucking google and i typed in twink in lesbian war, would you believe I just got fed five pages of porn? I didn't learn anything from it. What kind of porn is that? No idea. I didn't venture to... I was on a mission of an understanding

of how two groups work with each other. I didn't want to see how holes were filled. I can't remember that racist governor whoever he was but he said uh it's like separate but orgy you know oh right yeah that's kind of what it gave me the vibe and i don't know if frazier is a twink because frazier is very tall and lean but he's very thin so i don't know if he's a twink or not by the way i don't want to give a spoiler he's definitely not a bear i will say i don't know what he is but i do know one thing he's on the next fucking season of this show a hundred percent frage is i love frage frage is very entertaining and i think he's

a great chief stew so last we left off frage and captain snap were at each other's fucking throats she apologizes for snapping to tyler to tyler because he's the only one hey you're the only one that's working that has nothing to do with this well and also like i'm sure tyler tyler is the most professional person aboard this vessel he's probably judging the fuck out of each and every person aboard said vessel including captain sandy and i wouldn't blame him these sea rats are all you know fairly incompetent i mean hayley's great phrase is great katie's great ross is sex addict tony's lovely ben you know what actually there are a lot of good people on this show but captain sandy apologizing to him is it would yuck me out if i was him like you've been screaming at my direct boss over the radio why

are you apologizing to me she then begins praying to i don't know neptune to keep her calm i mean she's losing it now danger danger we've got bee stings cashews and garlic will help but even worse in this little meanwhile it would seem that frazier and alissa are fraternizing do not let the enemy of your enemy deceive you into thinking that they are a friend i mean it's just not a good idea just because we share the same enemy does not mean we are friends arm's length it has to be utilitarian and with a hierarchical nature you cannot be hugging and confiding in elissa this way she will slit your throat from the back phrase beware hey a little uh back treading uh to the uh the bee sting thing yeah you know tony steps on that poisonous bug and i believe he calls it a filthy whore he he did that's what he did he

called it a filthy whore he was that pissed and then he uh then he uh proceeds to use a thousand-year-old method of curing the problem by placing garlic between his toes. He claims it's never worked before, but these are things that old women with hair growing out of their ears stand by, so it must do something. Well, witches you're speaking of. Or when you get old, hair grows out of places that it didn't before.

You know, a lot of old men have hair growing out of their that didn't before you know a lot of old men they have a certain amount of power and they should be listened to um in most situations because what do you want to take when you have a back issue a methadone well no i'm just saying well methadone you want to take to get you off of the thing that you're taking but what do you want to take you want to take an opioid or do you want to take some kind of um poultice with of milk and beans one's better you know um these old women have a lot of power you know they threatened the institutional power of the cath Church because of their healing. And they just handed out these poultices, and they said, you don't need to pray to God.

We can just sit here and rub this green stuff on that ankle and make it all better. And they were burned alive for it. So I'm with Tony. Well, also, Netflix didn't do a six-part series called Dope Sick on Cashews on Your Toes. No, that's what I'm saying. These remedies have a lot of import.

So let's get to the tip meeting because the guests have departed. And really quickly, Frazier has an unsightly gash on his ankle. Now we'll get to why no one should ever call a doctor to look at this. Not a single fucking human being on planet Earth should ever call a doctor

because it's just a waste of a doctor's time. But we'll get there. Let's get to the tip meeting. Pat, do we get hey by the way everything's okay because uh we're gonna play volleyball today do a little team building 23 000 1780 each great job everybody except for you frazier yeah yeah captain snap does this thing where she goes i can hear everything and she looks at alissa and frazier she goes everything i can hear everything. And she looks at Alyssa and Frazier. She goes, everything.

I can hear everything. And it's just like, are you like, uh, who's that guy? She has like a Dennis Hopper quality to her in this moment. It's like a, it's a Dennis Hopper,

kind of Nick cagey, kind of twitchy, intense energy to her. And it's like, everyone can see what you're doing. And I think that you're doing it because of that but that's what makes it so fucking weird Sandy you gotta chill out we need you back on med with Asia and we need some good vibes because you're better than this you know what I find fascinating about Sandy is uh as a, you know the captain,

it's a very important position that you must respect. She allows multiple crew members to be condescending to one another and very pithy and dismissive, except when it happens to her once. Well, no. I mean, we roll a package of Alyssa speaking to Sandy. Well, that's her natural tone, though. But it was completely acceptable

when it was to Millie, Alyssa, Fraser, Haley. I think Sandy has had quite a long leash with Alyssa. When they rolled that footage, the way that Alyssa speaks to Captain Sandy, the first time Captain Sandy ever approached her. Oh yeah, it was like three weeks into charter or something. I mean, just insane. She's like's like yeah you talked to camille but you never talked to me so yeah right right we didn't we didn't say that right yep yep and she patted her head

brushed your little hair you know perhaps elissa has you're showing honey aren't they your roots are showing babe now first off i i think uh Alyssa's being a naughty little person here, but I will say this. Perhaps she's questioning the patriarchy. Sandy went to boat school and got those little stripes on her shoulder. She's like an Uncle Tom? What are you saying? What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? Well, I'm saying Alyissa is actually mocking kind of the convention that just because this woman went woman went to boat school and drives a yacht right that there's some kind of uh admiration and respect that she needs to adhere to sandy's no more important than your manager at mcdonald's quite honestly no that's not true she's she's skilled she's the the manager it's the computer system running those goddamn boats, not to mention the people that aren't seen on camera driving them. No, no, no, no, no.

You're doing a disservice to Captain Sandy's skill set. The manager at McDonald's, while they are pulling in much more than the flippers, they were really only a master of a simple system of logistics that has to run fairly decently. And even with them at the helm the mcflurry machine still breaks down each and every night so i yeah i think you're paying her a disservice but but listen um what were we talking about oh uh lissa shooting her mouth off to sandy

and whether or not sandy uh was right to be upset with i was I was calling Captain Sandy and Uncle Tom of the patriarchy. She's a turncoat. Understood. The good news is Sandy has team building experience and it's coming out of her ears. She's filled with it to the brim. And she knows exactly how to fix all the tension.

It's the one Republic scene from Maverick. Right. i ain't worried about it dude dude dude dude dude i ain't worried about it and it's that kind of thing where you see it happening and you're like oh no this is horrifying and then you realize oh this is fun and then you play the one republic song in your car once and and you go, I'll never do this again, because this is dog shit. Now, many barnacles had put forth that they felt Sandy had been impressed

by that scene in the film Maverick. Influenced by the great buddy of Miscavige. Yes, and then she implemented this whole volleyball exercise based on her being a fan of the film Maverick. Well, who her being a fan of the film Maverick. Well, who wasn't a fan of the film Maverick? The people that are in shipping containers at the Church of Scientology out there in the parking lot? They're there.

I'm not even kidding. They're there. I'm not even kidding. They're whipping people. That's how Miscavige blows off steam. He heads in the parking lot. He goes, look at you fucking pieces of shit. Come here. And he just smacks them in the face. I mean, it's just disgusting.

And then he points at all those books and he says, oh, this is a lie. So volleyball. No one is happy about this. Not a single C-rat. Alyssa says she's taking a nap. Don't forget that. Tony is very happy about it. But Alyssa is a napper. Listen, I don't want to divide the audience.

I don't want to make the audience hate me more than they already do. But I don't know that I like nappers worry me a little bit. How do you nap? Oh, Dylan, please. I'm a napper, but I don't get to have any more because I got a kid. Well, that's what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't want to judge nappers. It's just, it's a foreign practice to me. It seems depressing. No, no, no, no. It's wonderful. And you feel refreshed when you wake up, but Alyssa doesn't get to be refreshed. the way boy what a bunch of dummies you know you and i cover a lot of reality tv and there's so many ways that people could explain their ways out of situations and maybe just

because patty thinks uh quicker on his feet do your third person alissa when she wants to take that nap just fucking uh phrase like hey you gotta up. Sandy ordered me to say you gotta wake up. Just say I got fucking hemorrhoids. Hey. You know that's not of like a valid thing to pitch at this young woman who did this in the past. This is ridiculous.

I have hemorrhoids. And it's like, what a visceral thing to go for. You know, these things open and you bleed. Like it's... Dylanylan you throw something out there people don't want to ask a follow-up question oh really i thought you were going to say i i thought you're going to say pretend you're dead like just be in bed and frazier can't wake you up so um frazier is dealing with a little boo-boo um himself um but then i remembered as i said that sentence oh alissa doesn't actually have hemorrhoids so he's the only person that has a

boo-boo by the way she calls him a bitch too so i've kept account that's the fifth person on the boat she's called a bitch uh he calls the medic over to look at the scab and the medic goes yeah it's a scab so yeah there's like a little pink on it don't get it in the sand don't ever fucking call me again so uh frazier realizes that uh alissa needs to be reminded that while she is on the boat she has absolutely no control over her own life this is the kind of line you get from Frasier. This is why Frasier needs to stick around. So, Alyssa is stirred awake, and they head on over to the courts. Sandy speaks of the importance of team building, and Rachel says that her tits are sweating. Now, Tony is obviously torqued about this. This is the kind of thing he lives for. He does extremely strenuous aerobic exercises at four o'clock in the morning so this is light

lifting for him now we have a bit of a hiccup here frazier cannot participate in the one republic i ain't worried about a top gun maverick recreation of this team building exercise so sandy begins the wheels spinning oh yes yes yes and i do mean to say that because she is manufacturing this mountain out of this mole hill she does this thing once again like we're talking about hannah farrier wherein this has not properly come up the chain of command this is something that for her was medication because you could be on fucking drugs and the boat's ready it's on fire ready to sink you got a drug addict on the boat. Right.

That one made sense. Don't threaten me with a good time. Hannah, do you see how everything's on fire? Yeah, it's getting hot in here. That would be a bad situation. This is volleyball. This is just volleyball, and it's just a scab. But Sandy says, says like how dare he

not run this up the chain of command if you're this injured this is something that the captain needs to be briefed on sandy would you fucking chill the fuck very upset hey dylan uh if you don't mind uh indulge me you know uh have you ever worked for a company that did one of these team building days or yeah i did one i did one in my life i almost killed myself after i was driving home from el segundo and i thought i wish one of those planes would land right on top of me yeah but you wouldn't be the only one that was dead in that moment i'm only thinking you didn't learn a lot from that team building exercise and after i left the team building exercise wherein i had to get there early with snacks and bagels uh i then played games wherein you held a tennis ball and said things and then threw it to somebody else and they said things

and i wanted a fucking 747 to land on i'm so glad that you and i have a shared experience you know uh my days at North American Insurance weren't just involving, you know, having sex with coworkers outside of TGIF and drinking blue drinks with sugar in them, right? We actually did a three-day team building exercise. Now- Hi, can I have the Matterhorn?

Yeah. The Matterhorn. Yeah, that's the new drink they have. Yeah, it's got gin, vodka, tequila, rum. Blue Carousel. Yes. Yeah, Carousel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And orange juice. Right. Oh, and don't forget, two liters of Sprite. Oh, seven up, though. They're contracted with seven up. Correct, correct. Now, this team building exercise for three days, there were a lot of laughs, a lot of tears,

highs, lows. And we left for three days, there were a lot of laughs, a lot of tears, highs, lows. And we left those three days, you know, as a team of North American insurance employees, like a well-oiled machine, ready to take, you know, the insurance world by storm. And then two months later, 9-11 happened, and the company had to pay $30 million out, you know. It nearly bankrupt the operation,

and as a result, they let go of half the staff. But I'll tell you, that team building... And we've talked about it before. The reason 9-11 took place is because people knew about the insurance policies that bankrupted North American insurance. Nearly. Yeah, nearly. the insurance policies that bankrupted North American insurance. Nearly. Yeah, nearly.

And it seems far-fetched. You know, let's send Brennan over there, let's stamp some passports, and let's get these fuckers flying into these planes because there's a lot of money to be made here. Not even counting the torrential downpouring of dollars that came after a conflict in the Middle East, but I mean just the insurance policies on the sticks and bricks alone.

Hey, Dil, one memory I figured it's worth mentioning. There was this guy named George. Kiki Palmer doesn't know who Dick Cheney is. Well, you should because... worth mentioning there was this guy named george kiki palmer doesn't know who dick cheney is well you should because she was horrible and nope hey deli want to talk about below deck i did not think she was horrible and nope i love kiki kiki is amazing i'm sorry to this man i do not know this man all right so sandy this is where sandy um has a kind of i mean it's a leo dicaprio shutter island kind of mind losing event wherein she just starts to flame frazier in front of everybody now let me say the result of the game was a very lopsided win.

The exterior just destroyed the interior. And as a result, Sandy, Captain Snap, she puts all the blame on that mouthy twink she'd like to smash into a thousand little twink pieces. Yeah. I think she hates that poor bastard at this point. I think she does too. And it's gotten to such a toxic point where this is something that leaders can't do.

You know, we often say Caligula is just fucking, sucking, and sending people to England to go try and invade. And it doesn't work. So eventually your people look to you as too cruel a ruler. And they overthrow you. And they overthrow you. And then, of course, someone in your place, they do the same thing, man. Well, no. I mean, you get people like Marcus Aurelius who...

Oh, he's a nice guy? Great guy. Yeah, really nice guy. They kill him too, though? No, I think he died or... Yeah, well, yeah, Marcus Aurelius uh joaquin phoenix killed him so rachel gets really intense about fraser not taking captain sandy's um advice quote unquote and i i think that's because they're both experiencing a kindred

shutter island kind of oh yes they're all losing their mind. So before we head back to the boat, we have a sister-sister moment between Katie and Alyssa. Kidding, it's another snake moment from Alyssa. She tells Katie, well, she asks Katie, what's going on with you and Ross? And then she says, he touches me, and when I flirt back, he flirts back too.

Now, therein lies the issue, you fucking viper. It's bizarre, like like telling another girl when i flirt with him he flirts it's just like well one thing i will say i was looking at this footage very closely katie was buried in her phone and she just gave her a case of that yeah no she hates alissa yes i think everyone on the boat hates Alyssa. I feel bad for Alyssa a little bit because again, she's young. Frazier. Well, let's get to the night out. Frazier talks about getting liposuction. Frazier, that's body dysmorphia, buddy. You're very hot. Don't worry about it. We sit down for dinner and problem right out of the gate. They're giving the sea rats free brews. They're putting down blowjob shots. blowjob shots boy that's on the menu that's on the menu classy joint but

regardless i mean they could be shots of the last word they could be shots of amara whatever you can't give sea rats free booze it hops them up too too much and uh you can really lose control of the evening now luckily that's not what happened But I mean, had they gone to an empty club that was ravaged by COVID, we could have seen some really horrific stuff happen. Hey, Dil, one little note here. I think this is out at their night out. Camille, Millie Elicit, great singer that got tossed off the show. She's been fired for three complete episodes. Yet, you know, a person that's been fired that has been on the show still camille yeah she's been in every single episode despite being fired you know what they call that i don't know staying power nice she's a star millie elicit so um ross comments on how he's

not sure what qualifies him as a sex addict. I guess going to orgies constantly. Yeah, toying with people, viewing people as wholes. Yeah, I think a lot of the boxes get checked off. So Alyssa heads over. checked off you know uh so alissa heads over she like kind of straddles katie in this weird like white chicks kind of display of sexuality it's like if a wayans brother was kind it was like trying to i don't know it was very the eyes always looked weird in that film you know oh yeah bizarre film never got they hired a very cheap makeup company i don't think they pulled it off so we head back to the boat and the sea ratting begins alissa attempts

to do her snake thing and ross shuts her down um if if ross had not said get away from me alissa would have started and and listen we we've commented ross is a douchebag again we don't need to do this please we understand there's corruption and evil and a lot of different entities but alissa would have completely just rubbed they would have rubbed each other down in front of katie katie's right there i mean they just couldn't give a fuck so um he is reprimanded by katie in a drunken moment wherein she is pissed off that he's looking at a listen well he accused her of looking at her tatas all night and you look sometimes we leave some footage on the floor but i did not see that with the footage that i was i was given to uh peer right right right i don't think the man did

anything wrong and i dare i say i don't think so either uh katie this man wants to go uh into the bedroom rather than the hot tub if you let this man go to the hot tub what she wanted to do yeah uh he's only going to drink more well i would say that it's not so much that it's do whatever you want but do know that you need to you need to treat r Ross like a child. That's what my wife does to me. It's worked out a lot. Exactly. So Ross has not gotten blackout drunk,

and he's not groped Alyssa's breasts in front of you. So good boy, Ross, let's not fight tonight. Let's give a little Reese's Pieces, and then we can kind of get this trail moving. See if you want to make your way down to the guest cast. Exactly. So, but this is, and I know I've been beating up on Alyssa way too much throughout the entire season,

but I just can't stand her. This is what she does. Tony calls her la otra from telenovelas. Obviously, this is Katie and Ross's fault, this stupid fight, but she poisons situations around her. And she does it almost purposefully. I know it's like it's a subconscious thing, but it's this weird pointed purposeful movement. Dylan, I have to say this you know i like alissa she came on the show uh but she is a grenade in the operation she her tentacles she has she's like an octopus and they're uh her tentacles only poison everything if you really think about it so she's fucking with the definition of a toxic

human being fucking with katie fucking camille kind of deserved it. Yeah. Fucking with Frazier by kind of, uh, co-signing on his, uh, bad, uh, instincts. She fucks with Haley.

She's Haley. It's yeah. She's gotten into fights with Ben. Ben hates her because of Millie Alyssa. Yeah. So Alyssa is in fact the problem here. I think, God,

I hate to say that. I want to like her. Next day? Well, we're already the next day. That's with a telenovela thing. Right, telenovela. Loutra has put undue stress on Los Amantes. Should we eat some pizza?

Yeah, let's eat some pizza. What was this text that Ross sent Katie? I didn't get this. Let's see. Oh, he basically, it's pretty harsh he's like is this you know if you're going to just keep bringing up alissa then it's just not going to work out we should go our separate ways you know you're jealous or whatever yeah that's a good that's a good uh foot forward great conflict resolution so let's get to another fight between captain sandy and an employee turns out the hey

doesn't really work with captain sandy alissa heads up to the bridge for a little chat and um well well first the tanning terrible terrible hosting all right so all right so frazier did say after you finish your work or your tasks go up and tan yeah all right so this is going to cause some controversy because i just shit on alissa her and hayley who we know hayley's a great employee fall this and hayley did nothing wrong they did nothing wrong nothing wrong and captain sandy is just you know being captain timeshare and she sees you know tyler uh who's shining the china yeah and she's like oh wow you're the only one that works.

Oh, I see those two out there. And then she goes out there because she's bored. And then she starts asking like, hey, I know Frazier gave you an order. Again, this is one of those things like, Sandy, I think your perception of what's taking place or your ire is a little colored. You're in creative writing mode right now. Mode now, yes. You're making up things as you go along and new standards for how all this should work and just because tyler is a freak who gets

dopamine hits from shining utensils or using q-tips to clean shit out of tile doesn't mean that alissa and hayley have to do that too they're done with their work they're upstairs and they're tanning now the issue is the hay that i poorly did which was very confusing because it could have come from sandy is what alissa does to her in this moment it's this oh hi baby that thing she does to her captain now sandy's had enough so she asks alissa to head up to the bridge, and she is still rolling her eyes as a attitude towards Captain Sandy in this moment. Dylan, if you don't mind me to interrupt for a second.

And the worst part is she says that she's doing it in defense of Frasier. Okay. So I think as an audience, I believe our opinion of Alyssa right here is colored just because you have all the, you know, everything that's taken place. So I guess you can make a call.

Sandy asked for an explanation why they're there yeah hayley being kind of a company person basically knows better oh that's the captain she's got like three fake stripes because she went to boating school on her right caller so i'm just gonna shut up and bite a bullet elisa's not that person elisa says i'm gonna explain this she explains it if we just got the transcript of her explanation without the condescending tone yeah i think it's fair but we're not in the we're not in quantum maniac world with dr strange why are all these movies like because we're so bored with just good first back quantum world here's what happens dylan we get bored of hey this evil villain he wants 40 billion dollars he wants to take over the world you see that was so 1999 now we got to go hey man this guy wants

to own dimensions yeah yeah yeah all right and the stakes are higher he's got your daughter and you might defeat him but you only defeated him in that dimension and look out he's right behind you with your daughter again uh sorry are we at two hours and 45 minutes now with ant-man who is seeing these movies nerds but yes it is the the tone but what i'm saying is it's a moot thing it's a moot hypothetical because she that tone is her that is the tone and as i pointed out at the top of the show that tone has always been here and it was fine for sandy to let everybody else be subjected to it until you called her by her first name so frazier is up next oh yeah that's right she says sandy instead of captain sandy that's when she gets called up to the bridge uh so frazier is up next sandy tells him that this is the worst experience with an interior she's ever had on a

boat and says that it is entirely his fault now regardless of how horrible a thing to say like that's a horrible thing to say to an employee, but it's also a lie. We've been watching this show for some time. We have seen Sandy's guests be fed. Her food. Her food. They had to call her on the radio. Sandy, can we talk to Sandy?

Yeah. Did a person who was washing dishes on another boat four hours ago just prepare our meal? Yeah. I think we all did a great job. Sandy, was this pork cooked in a completely dry pan with the silver skin still on it? Because the silver skin is still on it. It's burnt to a crisp.

Also, these nachos have cold canned corn on them. And also, you're serving domino brownies to black people oh and also your chief stew is on heroin or something so get just chill out oh my god man are those nachos are you microwaving ribeyes? Yes, to keep them warm. So, I think your point is...

Chill, Sam. Yeah. So, before we get to the end of this episode, we have to hit a little Preference Shit Meeting! This is going to be a doozy.

We've talked about the horrors of the pageant industry many a time. The pageant industry is a vestige of patriarchal abuse. It torments young women and tricks them into thinking that they are enemies of one another. There is backstabbing. There is infighting.

Sounds like reality TV. Yeah. There is backstabbing. There is infighting. Sounds like reality TV. Yeah. There is cutdowns. There are chop blocks and there is atom bombs unleashed on your self-confidence. Now the worst of them all are the people that

win. That's exactly what we've got. We've got Laura Coutin, Miss Classic Universe. She is going to be the queen of this vessel. That's a pageant, huh? We're going to be celebrating her title. Yeah, it's in Clearwater. They have that.

Wow. Yeah. I heard there's a lot of good pageants there. Yeah. You only pay $400 to be a participant. The sponsor is the local satellite distribution company. So we've got anti-inflammatory dietary restrictions, which is that's essentially like the Tom Brady diet.

Like you don't eat anything because you're trying to cheat death. And I can't wait to meet the woman that has anti-inflammatory dietary restrictions because those are the kind of people that are like oh i don't eat nightshades wow this is gonna be a fucking nightmare i can't wait i cannot wait for it so frage calls his mother and um yeah this is a beautiful call it is but uh he takes uh issue with uh being referred to as a cancer on the boat yeah i understand how that could hurt you personally but don't don't be a victim i i know you had a relative we all had a relative father died of cancer oh his dad died yeah okay well i i think that makes a little sense yep so uh alissa has a night terror about sandy uh firing her and wonders whether or not she should apologize i

would say to alissa uh don't too late yeah well don't because there's no way you can successfully do that because what would happen is alissa would go up and she would be kind of you know earnest at first she would say uh you know i'm really sorry for what happened and then that condescension would creep in wouldn't it he would say you you know i'm really sorry for what happened and then that condescension would creep in wouldn't it he would say you know it's just strange elisa because i know that you're so talented but you've got a little bit of an attitude problem sometimes as you would go oh do i well i think you do too sandy oh captain sandy yeah i think you might do too babe and then it would just all be ruined uh so the episode ends with what I think is her undoing.

Uh, I don't know. I'm worried that it's just a warning. Uh, nah, she's been laboring over that firing. I never seen pay Sandy pace that way. Even when,

uh, her crew, uh, serve nachos, she's looking over maps. Like she's reading them. Just fire, put the maps away. That's looking over maps like she's reading them. Just fire her. Put the maps away.

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