Another Below Deck Podcast - Saturday July 19th, 1:19 PM | Summer House S10 E5

Episode Date: March 6, 2026

Ruby, Dylan and Pat are back to break down summer, wind, turkey, flies, love, bros, plants and more from Bravo's Summer House.LummiGummies.com CODE BADTV PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

If you're allowing, I've never, even when I'm super single and in like a 20s college age, never once have I ever to allow another man who was single to get into a bed with me and jokingly cuddle me and say I won't get a boner ever once. It's never been available. So we must internalize what we allow ourselves to be present in before we assess. Yes. Yes. Because we didn't come from a coconut tree. I got my first real six drink. Oh, it's to my fingers bled.

Was the summer of 69. Hi. Hello. Welcome to episode five, but our first inaugural episode of this season of Summer House. Summer House, baby, Summer House. my favorite show running right now. I mean, I'm just addicted to the stuff. I tune in.

It's a point of viewing every week, and I'm Dylan. That's Pat. Hey, hey, and that's, Ruby. I love a show. Hi, Dylan.

Hi, Pat. How are you? Sorry, Ruby. I interrupt you. I love a show. Reclaiming my time. No, I was just doing it. Oh, a bit that we've been doing.

Yeah, we were doing a big bit with Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana on. From the great state of Louisiana. Her words. I'm on. Our words. not yours are that Patreon.com slash another podcast network has the finale recap of Love is Blind. Go there if you would like to hear our thoughts on the Zanab job on Alex got Zanabed.

Alex got Sanab. If you want to hear our thoughts on soccer metaphors or Italian families or or ancient mothers or men that look like bulldogs and also like characters from spirited away. All that stuff is at patreon.com and all that stuff is in that recap. But let's talk about Patreon really quickly for one more moment because this episode of Summerhouse, episode five is going to be our only free version that's going to be on bad TV. This is the sample at Costco. Yeah, this is the hot dog.

This is the, this is the, oh, you know, no, no, it's the sample. It's the sample. I hate it. Let's use another one. How about a lemon cookie? Right. You love it. You buy it.

Okay, yeah. Yeah. I guess it is, it's more like a saying, because like a chicken bake is a loss leader, right? Like you have the chicken bake. I don't really understand how it works. Because if you go there to get the chicken bake and then you see all those, you can't,

the TVs are, I'm not going to buy an $1,800 TV just because I, all right. Just because I got this chicken bake for $4. I don't get how that works. I've only been to Costco like three times. How about some lady that cooked a bunch of shrimp and they're sitting in the ice and there's some cocktail sauce there.

You dip it in there. And then right behind her is a freezer loaded up with the exact flash frozen shrimp that you can buy for $4. At patreon.com slash another podcast network. Okay. Okay. Got it. Got it.

And this is the sample. Where the shrimp? All right. So let's talk about how this season of Summerhouse has been going for us. Ruby, why don't you start? Okay. Thank you so much, Senator. I would like to say, and I mean this.

actually from the bottom of my cold black heart. Thank you, Amanda, and thank you, Kyle, for letting us watch you dismantle your marriage in real time. I don't think it's easy. I genuinely appreciate you guys sacrificing your mental health for us. I love it. They have contempt for each other. I think watching Jesse and West has actually been very fascinating. I think Bailey and Levi have really truly been, I'm sorry for the crime.

They've been great additions. I think they're great girls. Carl, I'm so happy for Carl. Carl feels like he's doing so well. Like, I just, who is this Carl? I can't take anything bad. Who is this Carl? And why am I jumping up and down in the bleachers?

I mean, it's crazy. I'm going to go to soft bar now. because of Carl. So those are my thoughts. Please take it away. Pat. Well, I have to agree with everything you just said. I've been monitoring the season from afar. Great casting. I feel like us jumping in at this point now is really when the season is heating up. This is the worst episode of the season. Oh, is that right? Yeah. Oh, well, I was going to say that I truly enjoy because I can relate to the show. I love people in their late 30s having conversations like they're in the 11th grade.

That is just... Same. It's so... It's like I can enjoy it. Now, I turned to my wife last night as we were watching Lindsay tell Sierra that someone had said that they had asked permission

about making out with her. I had a similar experience. Yeah, and I said, what would happen if we asked an 18-year-old to watch an episode of this and how they felt about it? And she had said, she thought they'd be confused

and possibly disturbed. Their first thought, would be what are these old people doing? Right. Right? Because you got an 18 year old thing. I'm going to keep going with you on this, but can I quickly say, quite frankly, I don't give a shit what an 18 year old thing.

I'm just saying, okay. We love it because we're of a certain age and these people are still partying and they're living their best goddamn lives. We all want to be that. Who are we kidding? Yeah. I love it. Having a good time.

Snowballs? Snowballs. That's not what our rating system is. What is it? I don't know. My God. It's been so long. Well, it's going to have to be snowballs for now.

Yeah. I'm going to give this episode. Oh, by the way, Amanda and Kyle, I'm sorry to break down the fourth wall of reality TV. Those two, before the start of the season said, let's go out. We need a storyline. We obviously hate each other. We've never really been together for the last three years. Every weekend when we show up here, we're just going to fight.

We're going to slowly work our way up here. And let's make some haywell the sunshine and give the audience what they want. Yeah, a real Jason Isaac's Mel Gibson moment. Yeah, yeah. They're really method actors here. I just want to say also, Amanda's Marie Claire spread that came out this week. I mean, Kyle is a vampire. I don't know how he drinks, how he parties, and still looks the way he does.

Amanda also is a vampire. They're both beautiful. They'll both have so much fun. I'm honestly almost excited for next season because I hope that we get to see them both being total complete sluts. Because they should. They're both hot and young. Explode except for Kyle, you're 49. Amanda has no business being in this Marie-Clear ad if they were not separated,

although she has nothing but contempt for him. And what is Marie Claire? Is it is it is it pots? It's a lot of pots. It's a lot of like like fashion for people who know brands that we don't know. And she looked hot on a chair while in heels that I couldn't wear. I know you're trying to dress me down right now, but but really quick. And I want you to.

But I'm just Maria. It's pots and clothes. You see where I'm confused. It's both, right? It's a lifestyle. Can I? Can I say something? All right.

We're all wrong. Let us know what Marie Claire is to use. It's a lot of things. Hey, two quick notes here. One is there's an article out that Wes and Amanda, newly single Amanda, we're getting a little handsy. Second note regarding Wes. If I'm doing the math correct here, obviously Sierra's an ex. And the girl, Dara, Ruby, I need you here.

Ruby, I need you here. Ruby, I need you here. I think she's checking on the bread. She's baking. I'm getting a charger. I'm right here. All right. Ruby.

Dada. All right. Ruby, did Wes also have sex with Dada? Yes. Okay. So both KJ and pretty much everybody in that car as they're driving back from the weekend, uh, from New York back to the day. They're all getting Wes's leftovers.

Yes? Yeah. Oh my God. Exactly. Yeah. So my. So my largest, probably insecurity about covering the show is that if West Wilson were to give, excuse me, Westling Conrad were to give me the, if he spilled on me on accident and was like, oh, sorry. And then left, I would be in love with him for 44 months.

I hate myself for saying it. Yeah. West is West should have no business with people who look like Sierra or Dara Dara. They are both watching her flirt with the men at this place and getting them. She was flawless. She was flawless. Teach a class. Please.

You must. You have to teach your skills to us. Also, the West, what do you do to get these girls? I love you so much. He's, he's, he's, it's, it's this matrix that is like good looking enough to where it's not intimidating mixed with an innocence and a wit. He's just in a good spot. Yeah, he's a good spot. He's a good spot. Um, so how many snowballs, Ruby? No, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, it's your snowballs. I already gave my snowballs. Oh, Ruby, how many snowballs? I'm going to give over. So far, I'm going to

give it 88. Okay. This season has been absolutely immaculate. Kyle and Amanda's just Amelia Earhart crash is going to be a magical thing to witness the entire season. I think that the inclusion of the new cast is, it's just been so fantastic. Last year, we got Imrule. Compared to Bailey and Levi and Ben and KJ. I just love the new regrets. We also had a Bailey last season who was Bailey on the show. Exactly. She was Bailey on the show.

She was Bailey on the show. And then not to mention we got that girl who I just, it was the lips. I couldn't understand what was going on. How about that girl from Winterhouse who visited Summer House that delivered flowers at their place? One time they decided to make her a full cast member. Yeah, yeah.

So the cast is great. Bailey being my favorite. Me too. By a long shot. She's just unbelievable. Agreed. You said that one of your big insecurities with covering this show is your inability to be unbiased when it comes to West. My difficulty with the show is that Sierra triggers me in a way that I honestly need to look inward.

Because when I watch Sierra. bad. Oh yeah, me too. She's getting on my nerves. When I watch Sierra on Miller, I get so fucking aggravated. So as Sierra sat with a huge fucking puss on her face for the crime of someone asking permission to make out with her. I mean, we've all been there, a person that wants to make out with us and asks our ex if it's okay to do so. It upsets us so much, Ruby, that we decide, we, we, we start to weep and then we become inconsolable and then we need to go find a safe space where we can lie under cover under covers and it's almost like our we just found out our mother was mauled by a bear now ruby really quickly i want to say sierra does cop to it be 70 being 75% her oh she did

at the end but i think that when you said you were talking to your wife i was talking to my wife last night when we were watching this. And Sierra is told about this and says, this is a lot to process. And I looked at my wife and I just said, can you just teach me really quickly? Is this a lot to process? She is.

No. She's got some darkness up there. Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, tell me. Right now. I'm going to tell me someone that we know. wants to make out with me. Just like maybe it's a famous act or something. Just tell me.

I'm married, by the way. Kay Chastain wants to make out with you. Jessica Albux. Did she say that? Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Oh, you creep.

I'm going to go cry. Oh, my God. She's over-sexualizing me. Patrick, Patrick. Take it easy. Ruby, go ahead. Cool. I'm going to be gentle

because we're not behind a pay. yet. I'm a person who's not single. I've been a very slutty single person. Never once in my life. I'm sorry to your ears. Have I ever gotten in a bed with a man? Oh my God. And a loud, never once have I shown, although my breasts don't look as good as here as never once have I shown them at an event. I find it difficult. Any of this whole, like, I have to take a second, but I'm naked and in front of them. And like, but here, and I'm not, I understand that what we wear doesn't communicate what we're asking for as women. I actually do believe that.

Right. Also, that being said, if I were to go to a job interview and wear a bra and no shirt, that would communicate one thing. And if I wore a shirt, it would communicate another. And everyone agrees with that. When I go to a singles event, and again, Dara, when, I am so scared of women like Dara, God forbid she meets my husband in the wild. I'll kill her and have to, I'll strap everyone up. She's, she's theater to me. It's so hot.

Ruby, if she wears her hair like she did at that Renaissance fair, you don't have anything to worry about with Ryan. Okay, all right. I'm sorry, that was Caddy Patty Patty. We have to get into the episode. Okay. But yeah, I mean, last week, we're watching this. And she's, she's, she's, she's spooning with Jesse Solomon. And it's like, what do you two kids think is going to end up happening?

Dylan, Dylan, if someone said to you or to anyone that you were interested in, if, okay, I'm not, I'm actually, and I do take issue with this. I'm sorry, we'll get into it in a second. Spooning is very intimate. It's so intimate. It's so intimate. It's so intimate. It's so intimate. in the morning when no one is drunk

is also very intimate. Jesse, you love her. Sierra, you know it. Let's operate from a place of honesty. I'm hot, you're hot. You want to fuck be. This is the last thing and we're going to get to it when we get to it. I'm sorry, it's taking us this long.

This is content. The crux. Sorry. The crux of this whole thing is that she was spooning him for a reason. Sierra Miller has a crush on Jesse's Solomon. You think so? A hundred thousand percent. I think she's playing them like a fit. All right. Let's get into it. First we have. Hold on Saturday, July 19th, 1.13 p.m. Yeah. This is important stuff, didn't know. Not 11.m. Not 11.m. Not 11.m. Oh, no. Not 1.12 p.m. It's 113. Yeah. It's 1.13. Do you want to live in a world where we don't know the exact time? For example, Kyle walks

through the front door blackout drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to live in that world. No. Honestly, I'm hoping that season they add temperature in wind gust ratios. I could do with,

I could do with temperature. And I'm not saying I wouldn't be down with wind. I think it would, let me, let me, let me, why we should have wind. I want to see how many flies could hang on that turkey leg. Oh my God.

Don't show us that. It's disgusting. You know what I, what I'm interested in, I'm interested in the way that the pilots land and they say, is it 42? I don't know. What is it? That's what I want.

Yeah. In addition to the times. Yeah. Thank you. So Sierra says, oh, my God, my tits are so big. And Mia says, essentially like, just shut the fuck up. And let's talk about Mia really quickly. Just adore. If there was going to be somebody with a boyfriend on this show, not happy, I'm not happy about that. You have to bring it like Mia. She's absolutely,

she's so funny. Yeah. I'm glad they didn't bring Gabby in as a friend. She was an annoying whack job. She couldn't, she didn't like any of the guys last season. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know about whack. She's a whack job. All right. Oh, by the way, I want to talk about Renaissance Fair. Yeah. I, uh, this is not for me, as I've mentioned on different podcasts whenever this thing comes up. there could be worse things to get into like having sex with goats or making candles or going fishing but it's still fucking weird have you guys done the renaissance fair thing yeah i want to go back to that list of things uh of hobbies so um making candles what was the other one fishing yeah i think the renaissance fair is weirder than those agreed yeah um

But anyways, Amanda has a dick on her face. We're getting ready for the rent fare. I mean, that looked like a, it looked like a full-blown cock. We're getting ready for the rent fare. And Lindsay, I want to talk about Lindsay. Lindsay, I don't think that we can accredit this to them breaking up. That being the just sky soaring heights, that the both of them are reaching.

I think that Lindsay may have been like coming into this while they were still together. I'm not sure. But Lindsay is so unbelievably funny and just a simple joy to watch on TV. Years past, she was not that. Well, when she was with Carl. I don't, I think that she, that's where I'm not sure. I don't know if it's as simple as they got divorced and now they're both great. Robs, go ahead.

I was going to say the other, the only thing I can counter to that is that Carl is also just a delight to watch on TV. And I don't feel the way about Carl, literally ever. And I am so happy. I want more of both of them, which I never would have said last season or the season before that even. Yeah. It's an example where it's a toxic relationship and it makes both people different people.

Yeah. And whatever makes them shine, the relationship dims both their spirits. Well, she comes down dressed like a queen, and she tells Carl you have to bow. I mean, she just has moments like this that are so perfect. Now, a moment that was not perfect is Sierra coming down dressed as a rat. This is one of these...

A rat from the pubonic plague. Right. By the way, I'd rather die from a plague from a lab. Pubonic plague took out like, Half the population of the planet. Yeah, it's really bad. Yeah. Definitely a lab.

What did he die from? Some dudes, some pubes was in his cereal or something. He ate it. He's dead now. Pubes. Yeah. God. So sad.

Can you imagine an entire population taken up because someone hadn't invented a goddamn razor yet? Awful. Yeah. Yeah, no. Yeah, the Wuhan thing's better than that. Mm-hmm. You know. Way better near.

Right. In numbers. The China virus. That's right. The China virus. Sir. I'm calling it that because it's from the... It's from China.

Senator, I yield my time. All right. Sierra dressing is a rat is one of these things that just drives me fucking nuts. Well, Dylan, we see her half naked all the time. And she is so fucking hot. Yeah. She always does this. When there's a party with a bunch of people around, she's like, you know what?

I am so fucking hot. Yeah. I don't need to show off my hot body. Right. I will hide it. Yeah. There are like, I think it's the dichotomy that drives me so nuts. Like, we'll just be like, we'll be going home.

Like, right? So we're going to be sitting on a road for however many hours and we're just going to be in a bra and jeans. And we're going to be doing things in waking life where we just literally don't. don't have clothes on. And now we're getting in a giant rat outfit. It's just... When it's 90 degrees out. It's just kind of like, well, we can...

And again, who cares what I think? But we can find a middle ground for life, right? This is fucking nuts. Can I tell you the other part of it? I think it lessens her from being recognized. I think she hates having to mix it up with the filthy yucky normies or whoever they allow to come in that property for these parties. Yeah.

Yeah. The guys love it. I don't know how they do it. I think the girls fucking hate it. Remember Paige whenever these parties would happen? She'd like find a corner where I think she felt very unapproachable and she made it that way. Do not approach Paige. And then they'd like eventually make their way up to a bedroom and go, oh, I'm out of here.

Yeah. We haven't talked about Paige. I mean, missing page is a massive, what I thought was going to be a massive blow to this franchise. is Paige, despite being a bed worshiper. Kind of like that fat guy in seven. Oh, God. Glutony. Yeah.

That's Paige. And we've done absolutely fine without Paige. I mean, everybody's really, really bringing it. So, uh, fierce welch. Um, West and Lindsay chat about Sierra. And West, I have to say, was quite the bitch about, this last week. He went to,

he was talking to Jesse and he used the other guys in the house as a reason for why as an instrument to condemn Jesse. He said that first he went around and told everybody about it and then he went back to Jesse

and he said the guys think you're weird for asking and it's like we don't need to do that right? Like why don't you just tell him that it makes you uncomfortable. No, he did. No, he didn't say the guys think you're worried for asking. And actually what he did was a more gentle approach because because at Jesse Solomon, anyone, so let me rephrase the question to you, your best friend in this sharehouse who's had a very tumultuous but also like documented not good breakup of an intense relationship with this beautifully hot, hot, hot woman. Yeah. Can I like you wouldn't care if I make out with her right? No I would because there's six,

nine million people on the island that we live on. Pick one of them. Not her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Jesse Solomon. You don't win. Justic Solomon's a dick. He's a dick for doing this. And West is a little baby. Um, absolute dick. I have an example of this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Pat, I'm sorry to ask you. Dylan, what is the better way that West should have handled this? Oh, just, uh, tell you. Don't go. there telling him how you feel and being a fucking human being about it not being a little baby so he was supposed to say don't make out with her because i dated her a year ago it would make me feel sad that's like what you expect west wilson to do on camera in front of me yeah these are my thoughts on

it because i've actually experienced this yeah my the girl i lost my virginity too uh we dated for a year uh kelly my kelly sophomore year it was hell because she was playing mind games with me we were both young. Broke my heart, dumped me into the sophomore year. One of my high school classmates, he shall remain nameless. I could tell the two of them

were flirting all the time. In the summer, he says to me, are you cool with me dating Kelly? And I said, no, but I don't think I can do anything about it. And I was not happy

and it really bummed me up. But what I did get to enjoy was his entire, junior year because he and I went to school with same school with each other. Kelly went to a different school. And I watched his entire junior year, him be anxiety ridden as she cheated on him as she did with me my sophomore year. And I smiled with glee as I had no girlfriend and just enjoyed my junior year with my friends and not worried about any girlfriend. Yeah, get out of here, Kelly. Step off, Kelly. But I could not believe a guy that I had called a friend with all the girls, and he was a good looking guy, could have asked to go hang out with.

Would you have done that to me? What I think happened here is that Jesse is really, really in love. And I mean in love. He's in lust. Obviously, the lust element is, I can understand why you'd be in love with somebody. Sorry. Anyways, back to the show. Actually, let's take a break for it.

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is like a, he, the guy algebra like turns that into that as opposed to I really like her. It's too big to say something like that to him. Let me tell you something, and I would tell Jesse this if I was on that show and I was in the spare bedroom next to him. Jesse, the worst thing that will ever happen to you is if you and Sierra get in a relationship. Because every time you're sitting across the table from Jesse. Yeah. You will think. From West. From West. Yeah. You will think of your girlfriend that you love sitting on his fucking face. Oh, whoa.

You will. And he'll be heartbroken too. You know, the whole thing will just be a mess. Well, West will have moved on because he'll be making eyes with your current girlfriend and he'll be thinking, I remember when you used to sit on my face. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Okay, Ruby, go ahead. Ruby's having a good time.

Ruby, go ahead. I don't know a universe in which Jesse ever gets me over West. I hate myself for saying it out loud. West will win 10 times out of 10. That being said, if I, God forbid, looked like Sierra, West would still win 10 times out of 10. Jesse is not a serious, I call me Brian, whatever his last name is from Succession.

You are not a serious person. Brian Cox. Brian Cox. The Great Agamemnon. I am Brent Cox. Sierra is Brian Cox slash Great Agaq. Memnon slash Sierra Miller. She deserves this.

She should be dating a French Duke. Millionaire that's going to become a billionaire in two years. An oil barren. They're weird, though. There you go. They're really weird people. No, but it's fine because she's kind of weird too,

but they're classic. They're traditional. She wants someone who will appreciate her. No, he's fun. Dylan. No. She's fun. those people are weird.

All right. So listen, we got to, we got to pick up the pace here and say that Lindsay goes to tell the gang. Now, tells the girls. Yes, the girls.

Now, Amanda is having a great time, right? She's in her apathy moon. She does not care about Kyle in any way, shape, or form, and she's just having a great time.

And Kyle looks over at her and he goes, God, she's so funny. I just, I really, really miss that part about her. Yeah, you are, you're absolutely toast, buddy. Now, listen, Dara arrives and, and. Ben is excited. Ben is really, really excited.

Ben is very interested in her and West and her had affairs. By the way, what's going on here? Okay, for the point that I had made minutes earlier. Yeah. don't ever think about a possible relationship that you're like a hot girl walks through and then you find out like Dylan say you had dated girl and like you're saying it was years ago and then she walks to the room and I think she's super hot I would never even try because you and I are best friends yeah and I would never want to it's just weird don't even bother yeah no okay yeah and then

we've got the KJ thing which is just I love how we high-fied him he's like hey wow you banged her last night. Wow, dude, high-fi for you. I used to bang her all the time. I mean, is their favorite position doggy stuff? Okay. All right. All right. Jesus Christ. Because it was for us. Okay. So, good for you. Um, there's this moment where, um, where Lindsay is talking to. See, well, she's talking to Ben. Oh. And she just, she has this Lindsay moment where she goes, oh, no, Ben. I need a new beer and he just goes and gets her a new beer. I'm telling you, she's just in a twilight phase. Now, KJ and his giant abs. I think this is where he interacts with Dara. Yeah, he doesn't recognize her because, even though he met her from days earlier, because

well, her hair looks awful now. Okay, what is wrong with the hair, catty-patti? I don't like the hair. By the way, I'm a three. So when I'm just, judging people because I wasn't catty-patti, a gay man. I'm just a straight white male. Yes, this, whatever. Can we retroactively say you were in catty-patti? It's too late now.

It's too late. It's been said. Okay. 408 p.m. Can I say that's very honorable? Thank you. Because you don't, you don't want to abuse that, right?

You recognize that it's a slippery slow. You know what's Thursday. I'm going to get another buzz ball. Is that okay? Yeah, that's fine. So Lindsay goes and spills the tea. and tells the girls that Jesse Solomon said that he wanted to make out with Sierra as a joke

and she said that West said that he didn't give a fuck. Now this is the problem that I have with it. Don't throw West under the bus like this. West was heartbroken about this. He didn't say that he didn't give a fuck. And I don't know if he did or not or if I'm just speaking the language of these men because they're very clumsy with their emotion.

emotions here. By the way, I love the game of telephone and also third party information. Yeah. By the way, who knows what he was saying and what he was trying to project? You're trying to assume a lot of emotions here. Maybe he was putting on a front with Jesse trying to keep a strong face. Cock warehouse. What? No, I said constitution. And it just somehow gets around and it's cock warehouse, you know? No, it was Rubon. Somehow it got to the word rhubarb. I was like, wow, I love pie. Yeah. All right. We're losing our minds tonight. We have to ask. I have a question. This question. Do you think? Yeah. And we'll get to it later. But in, I guess it's a preface to cook,

let it marinate, turn your heat on low, and then you can ask whatever you were about to. what is the proper order of operations when you are Jesse, when West exists and when Sierra is your point of interest? You talk to West, you talk to West five times, 10 times before you talk to Sierra once. Different game play here, in my opinion. You never ask West permission. You and Sierra secretly hook up.

You see where it goes. And if it's just a hookup and it goes nowhere, you basically agree to secrecy. And you die. Okay. That's a, that's asked for forgiveness. And in this case, I really do, asking for forgiveness, if the goal is attempting to do something with Sierra, then forgiveness is the correct route. Now it's a seedy, fucking awful thing to do. But permission is going to be a brick wall every single time.

She's the hottest person ever. You're going to ask West if you can. be with her? It's going to be a no. So just do it. Okay. All right. Personal story. I know we're going along here, but the audience loves this. Okay. So in 2001, I'm dating an Indian girl named Pooja. We just go on a couple dates, but she's really into me. Six years later, of girl that was friends with her named Anita, I start dating her. Yeah. Six fucking years later. Okay. We're dating for like six months. Anyway, Pooja ends up ready to get married. So she's going on a cruise for a bachelorette party and need to use hanging out at my house on the weekend ready to go

to this fucking bachelorette party on this cruise and she goes i think i'm going to tell uh pooha that we're dating and i said don't fucking do that she goes no no she's not gonna care i'm like why tell her anyway she fucking goes on this cruise to bermuda or whatever sits down next to her on a fucking lawn chair or whatever by the pool says oh i just wanted to tell you remember that uh patrick guy i'm dating him well about two hours later the 12 girls at the bachelorette party they ostracize her for the entire fucking weekend put her on fucking ice she shows back up at my shitty apartment on monday after the cruise comes straight up cries she basically tells me the whole story after she had told her that they basically wouldn't the rest of the girls

wouldn't talk to her the entire cruise i was like see i told her i told her you. Mean girls. Girls being girls on a cruise, right? So that's why I said keep it secret. That sounds like a couple of nut jobs to me. I mean, what is the big deal? I dumped her a month later. Sierra is in the outside. She is in the inside. She is all over the place being gassed up by Mia, Lindsay and Amanda. And I think it's because they understand just how, like, psychologically ravaged Sierra is in this department. I don't think Sierra has, like, a healthy relationship with this element of her life.

Because this clearly, like, really, really affects her. And everyone's got kids gloves, kid gloves on. It was really, really odd. Can I talk to you guys about her? I think she had to think about this one, about being objectified sexually. Yeah. I would gather that there are most men that would like to have sex with her would also like

to marry her. If you're allowing, I've never, even when I'm super single and in like a 20s college age, never once have I ever to allow another man who was single to get into a bed with me and jokingly cuddle me and say I won't get a boner ever once. It's never been available. So we must internalize what we allow ourselves to be present in before we assess how people, because we didn't come from a coconut tree. I believe Ruby's saying that she's a walking contradiction. Well, you know, again, I think that this is just Sierra hoping that it was a different kind of message.

This is a game of telephone. We've got, we're at Rubarb right now. Sierra, it's so messy, right? Sierra wouldn't have minded if it got back to her and Jesse said that he wanted to date her, which is what Jesse wanted to ask Wes, but he was too scared so he asked her if he could make out with her as a joke and it's that sentiment which he doesn't even have that gets back to her ruins this whole thing. I mean, this is just wonderful. By the way, what do these idiots do? By the way, he has hung out with her socially. We saw him take her to a hockey game or something. Like, what you do, Jesse is when the cameras aren't there off season, you know, they're not filming. You guys go grab drinks just like KJ did with Dara. I know the cameras there. And you guys start

hanging out and having fun. And you're like got a little buzz on. And like, four in the afternoon, you say, hey, you want to go back to my place and watch one battle after another. Right. And then you start making out. That's how that happens. You heard it here first, Jesse. You heard it here first.

Okay. Now, can we get to meanwhile? Yeah. Okay. Amanda, because her sex life died along with lover boy's profitability a long time ago, she's the girl that feels the need to hook other people up at a party. You never want to be this girl. It means your love life is dead because you only get horny by seeing other people possibly fuck each other.

You know what I'm talking about, right? We've seen these people. Yeah. Right? Okay. She gets off on encouraging other people to hook up. She gets Bailey to hit on Wes. By the way, you want to talk about being pretty four with the dudes and having confidence.

She goes pretty hard for West. Right? I think Bailey is, Bailey is such a refreshing, honest approach to just living in where she is. And she is giving me something that although I wish it was never me because I would shave my head, my eyebrows,

my eyelashes. Yeah. She is genuinely, I have nothing to say other than she's killing it. She's killing it. She's so from Seattle. I love Bailey so much. Hey,

what's with her friend? I'm not that familiar with her. Levi, Hey, Levi's a plant. Can you guys, can you say genuinely anything other than I? Okay,

here's what I'll say. If I had a daughter who grew up like any of the women on this show, Bailey, love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If Elliot turns out like a version of Bailey, I'd be pretty happy. Yep, I'd be happy to. All right.

So the only person who can give permission to Jesse is me. This is where Sierra starts to get a little bit irrational. And she'll hold on to this. Oh, I think I just went back up in my notes. I'm so sorry. This is when she's inconsolable. She's really taking this in. Well, first, oh yeah, Jesse sits down and Mia can't even look at him.

Yeah, he's disgusting. Mia, let's just, let's remember that it's, uh, it's just summer house on Bravo. Go ahead, Ruby. I was just going to say, let's remember that we have a partner who isn't here, has never been here, has made no ever to ever want to be here. Let's remember that. Well, uh, opening restaurants, Ruby. We get to the jousting.

Because I love Mia. I think she's a 94 out of 10. Yeah. Right. Um, but we get to this joustress. thing. And this is where Jesse, this really busts Sierra up. Okay. Oh my God. Now, reminder of what this trigger is, and this is the ultimate trigger, right? She's cast upstairs by her own breathness. She's in tears. And she is in tears over Jesse and West running at

each other and inflatable horses and trying to tackle one another. Now, I understand And I can't imagine what it must be like to be this hot. It's got to be like being famous to a certain degree where you're just being looked at all the fucking time. Oh, we've all been there. Now, I understand champagne problems. No, Pat. Champagne problems. I have to say really quickly.

Yeah. We haven't ever, ever, I have never ever been there. So we have it all been there. No one's, no one's been there like this. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah.

And so I get it. But that, that, but, but this is the thing, though, Sierra like, and we all get wrapped up

in our little problems, right? Yeah, I mean, yeah. Right. This is a problem. So I have to take my perfect body up to a bedroom in a vacation home

that I'm not paying for. Yeah. And it's also like, but I'm being paid while I'm being filmed while, everyone at this location fonds over me. Yeah. And, and,

all right, we need to go to Patreon. We need to go to Patreon. Pretty severely. It's important to remember that she, Sierra, in this moment, when you are driven to tears

by these two boys in inflatable horses running at each other, you're 29 years old. Okay. So, hey, is that how old Jesse is?

No, Sierra is 29 years old. She is not 20. In this moment, she's 30 now. She was 29 when they found Oh, she's young. I know. Go ahead, Ruby. She's got a lot of hotness to live. I know. Oh, my God. She's just getting started. Ruby, go ahead. She's going to be Jeff Bass's third wife. You were saying? Honestly, that's my dream for her before that. I do hope she has a normal family and a normal marriage and such. What I will say confidently is that if we're looking for our partners at the bottom of the barrel of reality TV, we won't find people who embody fathers and husbands in Christ, which is

what we're looking for. So maybe we reverse. We look other places. And then, because we're so hot, we find amazing. husbands. And again, similarly to Love is Blind, a woman to Brittany, someone look at Sierra and say, yep, love it, want to support it. Because who doesn't? If it were me, I wish I had the male anatomy and bank account to support her. I do. But she would never look at me. You would start a kind of a tootsie like campaign if you weren't getting married to be with

this woman. I would. All right. So we get to Dora asking Ben, if he would put her in handcuffs. Moving on. She is spinning plates. Lots of them. Do you find it, though? Can I ask? What an art?

Is she not effortlessly flirting with everyone she sees? Or am I wrong? She's flirting with everybody she sees, but she's also just kind of like, she's very overt in it at times. Let me tell you something. You know if you're a girl seeing a dude doing this in a bar, it's a big motherfucking turnoff.

Only because I am schooled in the art of this. I see a girl doing this at a party. I'm out. Hello? Yeah. Hey, why do you guys call me all the time? Just calling. Because we have some garden boxies out of red that came about.

Oh, wow. You know, Friday 2 weekend concerts. Yeah, people are selling their box seats. A recession is. coming everybody. I mean, this is going to be bad. People are selling their boxes at the bull. This is not good. I'll tell you what. I'm, I apologize. I thought you were a person trying to get me into a new loan. I was going to be mean to you. I'm sorry. Do you mind give me a call back tomorrow? I might be interested. All right. Great. Call me around three. Yeah, call me around 3 p.m.

will you? 3 p.m. And by the way, I'm looking, I'm looking more for the Saturday series, actually. 3 p.m.? 3 p.m. Yeah. 3 p.m.

Okay. No, 3 p.m. All right, good. Thank you. I'm kidding. 3 p.m. Okay, sorry. You know, I talked to an ultrasound tech. Somebody's scheduling stuff the other day.

I mean, he just, he was an energy vampire. I said, how's your day going? Normal. thanks for asking. I got off the phone with him. I was like, my God, he's depleted me.

That was unbelievable, though. 3 p.m. in the afternoon. Of course. So 3? 3 p.m. or? Of course, in the afternoon. No, no, no, 3 a.m. Okay. Okay.

All right. He was obviously from Indonesia. But that's a bad sign, though. That's not good. Oh. We're on a reception. session. Yeah. You don't sell those boxes. That's the first, that's the first thing you cut. You go, we love it. That and fish takes. We don't need it. All right. So, um, uh, Dara and KJ,

I love reading going to the movies by themselves. Um, yeah, party ends, uh, with, uh, with that. Yeah. Next morning. Yeah, they're really viving. Well, my favorite part was Bailey just admitting defeat to Dara. She calls and she goes she got him she's in her she's in his room right now it's over it's done um so kyle heads oh well we get to the next day not before kyle flops down on top of amanda at at 1 30 at night and goes um what a day it was what a what a night and she just she doesn't want to kill him but she definitely wants to disappear from her marriage so next day seara's pissed hold on sunday july 20th 9.34 a.m.

Wind gusts, 19 miles an hour. I looked up the temperature on that particular day because we want to know exactly how many flies could hang on to that turkey leg. Yeah. 19. I counted. Yeah. This was a vile, disgusting piece of footage

that I really did not want to see. Turkey legs are an aggressive form of food. And to see flies sprawled all over the meat, made it look like a dung pile. But it wasn't. It was the flesh of a bird, thrown on the ground,

meaninglessly ended, and now being consumed by flies. It's disgusting. Who just leaves a fucking turkey leg on the grass? It's so gross. So we head out. Carl paid for half of that Kia. Ruby, heartbreak?

Heartbreak. And Sierra is heading around saying goodbye to people. Oh boy. Just Sierra in this outfit alone. She's just in like a bare midriff and jeans. It's like the hottest she was the whole episode was her just like getting in the car. As Robs, go ahead. This is what I have to say.

I've been very, very fit. I would never claim ever in my life to have looked like Sierra because I haven't. I've been that skinny. You dress when you feel a certain way that you expose your body. I believe she knows what she's doing. Also, she's hot and she should. That being said, the whole I will dress in a sports bra and low-rise shorts should not be a disqualifier to,

I won't speak to you if we have issues in our communication. I'm sorry for the crime. Right. And speaking of issues, there are just a tremendous amount of crimes happening in and around Ruby's apartment right now. But listen, KJ and Dara, we get to this date. This is a great date.

Yeah, a great date. What were they drinking? Did you know that drink? Guinness. Oh, really? Ugh. Looks good. It was Guinness.

And then she got an apparel. sprits. Have you had an apparel spritz? Yes, you've ordered it for me. You've made them here. Two things happened before that, though, a little babyproofing, boring. And then a little golf swinging. Wes was swinging a little too hard. A problem I had. Don't swing it like it's a bad, dude. Yeah, a couple of things with Wes's swing. We're not engaging the hips really in any way, shape or form. I mean, we're doing a small pivot, but really the legs are just rooted to the ground. Also, we're not trying to chop down a tree. No, we're swinging at roots right now. We're not swinging in a golf ball. And golf is dead in L.A. It's a really sad thing. Also, I'm shocked. If you guys are

done, we'll move on. Oh, yeah. Also, I want to go back to the little lunch here. KJ. Does not have any Riz. I cannot believe a dude this good looking. He's a baby. Is that what it is? He's a Baby. By the way, your self-deprecation and falling into the, it's a little too much, too much. Eventually, that will put off an aura of ick. Self-deprecation is different than joking about very real insecurities. That's not, that's not funny. Rubes, go ahead. If God forbid, I met KJ in 18 months to 26, it would be catastrophic. Once he develops the confidence that he needs to because also I look at Dara, literally Dara, make a school will all go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Montessori. It doesn't matter. Montessori school will use our skills in our, in our trainings and we'll know how to land men or just make them like us. KJ being what he is and being like, I don't know I'm hot. I don't get why you like me. You don't like Ben.

That to me, I was like, oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Ben's not my type. And, and, you know, it's so funny when KJ says, I can't believe you were talking

to me. Why would you talk to me? Well, you're a fucking model. Yeah. So that's why. Six-pack did. So we get to Carl's brick and mortar soft bar. This is a big endeavor.

Not only is a $10,000 a month in rent, which is fairly cheap for a warehouse in Brooklyn, I'd say. The renough looks to be somewhere north of $200,000. Oh, I wish. Okay. I've said this before. How much do you think the reno is? It's upwards of $800,000. He should have gotten a proof of concept.

I'm sure there's a lot of dying coffee. go in there. Right, right, right. You spend 10, 20 grand of make it your own vision and then you create proof of concept with your soft bar. Right, because who would ever need a warehouse? Or an office. That's your big, when I heard him say,

that's going to be my office up there. You're done. Like, it's going to take you two years and about three more, three million dollars of other people's money to burn through before you realize you're a jackass. And this is stupid. When you say I need an office in my own business, like you're a fuck up. What a fuck up, fuck up.

Why is it so bad to have an office? It's his vision of being an entrepreneur, the thought that that would be used as an office as opposed to how can I use this space to maximize profit? It's just, it's, it's, well, he needs a place to work to think about how to maximize You see that little corner of the table before people start freaking the business. That's your fucking office. Right, right. Okay, you know how people work from home with a laptop?

You don't need a private little area that's stupid. He's an idiot. I'm an entrepreneur. Okay. Sorry. Kyle is not invested in the business. No, no, no, no. And by the way, Carl's upset because he invested in it.

And I would, I'd ask, you might want to start by asking, where exactly is your initial investment? I would, to Carl, I would say, just, I hope you had a clean contract with that because they let that on fire, buddy. Yeah, yeah. Here's the burnt paper. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, did we, you know, it's so funny, what I know we said what was the equity, like four and a half percent? Yeah, we wouldn't do five. We gave you four and a half. You know what happened to the Zimbabwe dollar, how it turned into like toilet paper essentially? Well, that's what's happening to your stock. Well, actually, actually, thank you for the 15 grand. Carl, all right, here's your, here's your return. A wheelbarrel full of Zimbabwe cash. Right. That's what happened in Germany, actually. They started just printing money and giving it to people towards the end of the war.

And like, they'd show up to shops and go, here's, I'll buy a thing of bread. They're like, fuck you. Yeah, that's what they were like, fuck you. Get out of here with that shit. No, it's very, it's very, this is just a tough spot. because Carl, Carl needs that money. Carl needs that money badly. I hate that he's playing with other people's money.

I really hate that. How else are you going to do it? Your own money. Go get a fucking business loan. Yeah, right. Use your own TV money, you jackass. Yeah. All right.

So KJ and Ben get in the car with Jesse and West. And we're wrapping up here. But KJ, I'm not a fan of KJ's posturing here in this moment. He says, Hey, Ben, how are you feeling about this whole thing? I just told you that I banged her. Good for you, buddy? Yeah, Ben's like, it's all right.

Good for you, buddy. He still was looking at two guys in the front seat that slept with the same girl. So bullet dodge, I think. Well, so anyways, we get to a rainy arrival and Bailey and Levi are plants. I mean, this is just such a lovely moment. I love this prank. This is actually a really scary prank. I thought they did fantastic with it because these people are so drunk all the time

with this house. Oh, we got a new plan. Nope, that's a person. Also, we should quickly note before we get to the conversation with Jesse and Sierra in the end of this podcast is that Sierra almost dies walking into that house. She eats such a massive amount of shit. It was startling how close she came to grave injury. Robs. We can't let that happen. What I will say, the fact that that beautiful person could have, God forbid, I thought Dylan, I thought she hit her face when she was coming in and immediately was said, I don't give a shit about anything else. Make sure her face is okay.

Yeah. Bravo. Never do that again. No, no, no. Imagine if two people were walking into the house and both like Sierra and they both fall down at the same time and like everyone just goes around Sierra. Yep. Sierra and Jesse sit and have this conversation.

and this conversation, it's very, very evident that Sierra is not upset about Jesse's feelings. She's upset about a perceived lack of seriousness. I think that these two crazy kids are going to be a okay. And so are you if you go to patreon.com slash another podcast network and get ready for a fantastic season of Summerhouse. we reminder Love is Blind is there as well and on the free feed coming up is The Bachelorette And then Ruby's trying to talk us into doing Mormon wives

How many episodes of season is that like eight? Around, it doesn't matter. You'll do it maybe. Okay. There's Meredith Marks over there. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat say goodbye. Bye guys. Ribby.

Bye bye bye. Bored it out until my fingers bled Was the summer of 69