Another Below Deck Podcast - Sea Rat House | Below Deck S12 E8

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

Pat and Dylan are back to break down a love of dogs, love, infighting, carnival, punching drinks and more from Bravo's Below Deck.Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkhttps://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_

You know, they talk about the Scottish and they talk about hooking up and so lens like man woman animal stog Redundant and also Hi, hello, welcome to another Brandspank, a new episode of Bad TV. Hey. Hey, Dill, I'm going to kill some time while you find the reads for our amazing sponsors. I got them right over here. Oh, you can reach over You can reach over there right over here. Yeah, because we got Rula coming up in a company called Lumi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The best. I'm freaking zonked out of my gourd right now on Lumi. Really? Yeah. Watch what happens. Watch the magic of Lumi take place right here. I can't wait. magic of Lumi take place right here. I can't wait. So what's going on with you? Not much. You ask anybody how their summers going lately? No I'm not gonna

do that anymore because you do that and occasionally someone will say it's not going well and then you make the mistake of doing the follow-up question which is why what's going on and they tell you that their squirrel died Samantha the squirrel died and then you go okay well now I'm now I'm in a conversation about emotional doldrums with somebody who has a pet squirrel and that is in case you're tracking You never want to be there no ever not once in your life Do you want to be in that situation? I'm sure one of these freaking sick, you know voyeuristic people Like to go around and just collecting things from people, you know emotions and whatnot Yeah, Lana not me. Yeah

Five stars kind words. You got a couple more reviews. Oh, but yeah. How are they? Oh, not good. You know, one of my favorite things to do is read one star reviews to Pat because I know that it makes him sad and I love making him sad. Now I want to say this though,

this is what I tell myself at night when I cry myself to sleep after someone tells us that we suck. I say, you know what, that's actually a fan and they're doing that to get a rise out of me. Mm-hmm. Well, whichever way you want to cut it today, you are not going to have to lie to yourself

because we only have five stars. I knew it! These are so sweet. We're so happy that you guys are Are jumping in the reviews. We really love to hear from you like this from Meganite MC five cards and and Ruby's a genius these guys make me laugh so much I could listen to them talk about anything after five years. They truly feel like family. Oh my god

Thanks for sticking around for so long. This is from mark 5136 this is the seventh man that listens to our show my favorite part is then they randomly cut to a commercial break while the hosts are in the middle of an on-air product endorsement five stars. We got to work on that. Yeah. I said, you know what? I'm going to do that now. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to do that for this episode. Okay. No more. But you know what? This one is really, I forgot I said this. That's not my plate says Five Stars kind words. Dylan's line, who needs bow tie pasta when you have an imagination threw me into a deep existential crisis. Five stars. That's a pretty good line from the old Dillmuss. Yeah, props. Yeah, thanks man. Alright, so listen this fucking gaggle of Sea Rats is giving us a season that we have not seen in some time. It's wonderful. I love the season, the lenses are fantastic, the ball of snakes is

slithering all over the place. We have amazingly cool Lesbo stuff, we have amazingly cool bisexual stuff, we have amazingly cool Arrested Development characters who will forgive but not forget. I give this episode a hundred babies. I mean it's so good. Yeah it was pretty great. I mean I think they understand now that every version of this show needs to have a two day off Sea Rat house. Like you know, top chef has like restaurant wars. Like they have to have Sea Rat house. Cause it's just so amazing.

Yeah, it is amazing. It really, really. Uh, I love this episode. Chef Anthony is continuing to spiral into whatever darkness. We got to start calling him like Tobias or something. I don't know. This is like a joke at this point, right? All right, so look, I'd never insinuate

that someone should move out of their comfort zone. But Frazier, you absolutely should make out with a girl to close that circle of everybody just hooking up with everybody. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I think I don't think that he would I think that he finds that women have cooties. Yeah I

think so too. Yeah. I love that guy. I think he'll come back on. Um let's see what else do we have here? Don't and I'm not saying that you are do not beg for this man okay. I would never beg for this man. Okay, I would never beg for anyone. Okay, good. Frazier get out of here. Oh, come on, get friend of the show. Okay, I loved all of it. Hugo Boss is the one that I'm fascinated with by the most. Yeah demo. Finally, we got some like we're going deep in these seerat histories

like we're like on episode 8 or 9 like fuck you production Now we're starting to get down to the nitty-gritty of where these people come from and why they're here We're getting to the caramel cone of their pain Which is always the best part yeah 14 knots. Oh, I meant to say the caramel core Do you remember you know how brandy Jray's did that? Where they just stuck a little fucking slug of caramel in the middle of the pint? Is that, I think it depends on the flavor,

but Haagen-Dazs famously had the fudge seal that you had to crack to get into. No, I'm not talking about a fudge seal. Miss me with that shit. And also McDonald's like, I've been burned way too many times. I'm not even going to inquire about whether or not you have any tasty treats. Like let's just save each other the hard way. I can help you. They have ice cream cones. No they don't. Yes they do. No their machines are down. Oh it's a

thing. You don't know that? I was. Oh, it's a big thing. Oh wow Oh, it's like a big thing like that guy that was cheating on his wife at the Coldplay concert. I would say more like Watergate Wow I don't know how you don't know about this. Oh man. Yeah, no, but I will and Carl's Jr. Can sue me Let me tell you something Carl's you can't squeeze blood out of a turnip. There's nothing to get out of me. Your food is disgusting. Oh yeah.

We should get like some health inspectors in there. I ate a cheeseburger last year from there. It was like they had dunked it in a swimming pool an hour before and then served it to me. Really well. I only took like two bites. And they have no worthy tasty treats. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Really problematic. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, Carl's. Are you Hardee's or are you Carl's? They're both. And also, I don't want a Mexican menu attached to your cookie already. They've ended that collaboration. Have they really green burrito? Green burrito? Yes. The green burrito. Yes, yes, yes, yes. All right, so let's get back to the show because this is what is important to the show. Fantastic episode. How many pots do you get? I already gave 14 pots. Oh really? Yeah. All right, can I start the show? Yeah. All right, Chef Anthony is comforting Rainbow. Yeah. OK. And he knows what pain is. But I think we all know. No, Dale, I'm not going to.

That's all right. Hey, that's crazy, man. Selfie's choice. And for those not in the know, I'm laughing at the unsaid mockery of Anthony losing out to his uncle who claimed his wife. No, I'm going to say it. Selfie's choice, Dale. Your uncle has sex with your wife, of Anthony losing out to his uncle who claimed his wife. No, I'm going to say it.

Sophie's choice, though. Your uncle has sex with your wife, or you're caught on a Jumbo screen with your side piece at a Coldplay concert. Definitely the, you know what? I thought that was a very clear answer. I knew which road in the Fork to take. Both are covered in fog right now.

I don't know. I'm going to let my uncle have sex with my now. I don't know. I'm gonna let my uncle have sex with my wife because I don't wanna be seen at a Coldplay concert. Oh, that's a good point. That's a good point. Although those productions are so marvelous. I mean, they really bring a lot of, they used to, they used to. If you want a good chuckle,

go click on what would be the word for it? Before Coldplay comes on the stage, they run an eight minute package about how their tour is actually helping the environment. Yeah, we've covered it before. I watched the FIFA Club World Cup halftime show Coldplay was playing and there was a make a wish thing going on that was I mean fuck just be grateful to have you know let's say you're a little overweight you have a pimple just be lucky you have forearms and legs okay that's right think about it. All right. All right. So you give the guy a break.

I mean, every episode you have to dunk on him like this. Knucklehead. You saw what he became at the end of this episode. Mostly alcohol fueled. So Rainbow is crying and Cirque du Soleil sees her, and she sees her tears and says, I think I need a break. Cirque du Soleil has the emotional intelligence or emotional chaos of the Joker.

Cirque du Soleil cares not for a single human being's wellbeing but her own. She said she wishes there was another version of her that she could have sex with. Yeah. She's a real agent of chaos, man. All right, so Carrie's son is getting braces. Very cute.

I love the name Sawyer. Very cute. Sawyer is a great name. A great name. For a white kid. Yeah, I'd say. Yeah, yeah. All right, so just to jump back for a second.

Chinese kid named Sawyer? Well, that could work. Well, could be an immigration name, like a Newland name. Still, that's a real heavy swing at the baseball. Yeah, I know. But Sawyer kind of sings like innovative. It wasn't Tom Sawyer the one that tricked that kid into painting that fence all day?

Today's Tom Sawyer. You're talking about that. You're talking about Geddy Lee? No, talking about the market today is Tom so I've never heard of it you how do you feel about Rush they have enough good music that I don't hate them okay yeah their drummer Tom Purde is regarded as the best drummer in the world get in comments, let us know what you think about Rush. And if you've ever heard of this guy, what did you say? Tom Pert?

No. Tom Sawyer? Mark Twain? Mark Twain. Oh, yeah. Let us know if you've ever heard of him. Now, let me bounce back here for a second. So Rainbow retreats to that guest bedroom

and gets back to work. And that's when Frazier finds her. And she tells him that the subordinates because she's basically managing two people underneath her says uh they don't listen to her and uh they don't have her back. Being the the second in command over this this Cirque du Soleil this this Cirque du Soleil and this Barbara is a little bit like trying to train that chimpanzee that ripped that woman's face off it's an impossible task I mean you may have good days but you will have a bad day and your face might get ripped off. God the audio of that is terrifying.

Definitely. Well, she explains this in once again. Oh, you know what else reminds me of? Watch this, I interrupted you for a second. There's an Australian man in a wellness retreat that was trying to mediate the conflict between Lisa and Larsa on Real House of Wives in Miami. He's a guru. Yeah, he's a guru.

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And this is a direct quote. When they had their chance, they took their shot. Coincidentally, that's how she murdered her younger sister on Death Island. She was, her sister was like drinking a coconut walking through the jungle. A second later, her head looked like a pumpkin with a stick of dynamite in it. Yeah, day three, Rainbow had been worn down and was willing to kill. And so was her sister. And she was just relaxing. She was dehydrated because their father put four coconuts on the island and that was it. He figured that it wasn't going to take that long for them to all slaughter one another.

So when you're thirsty, worn down, and both of you are trying to kill each other, can you blame Rainbow for exploding her sister's head while she was... Callous mistake. Yeah. There's no rest for the wicked or in a freaking sister gauntlet to the death. And if you went through something like that, you might need a little help. Oh, are we talking about RULA here? Of course we're talking about RULA. With RULA patients typically pay $15 a session when using insurance. You can connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you. Hey can you imagine Rainbow using

this service? And she should. In the first call is like the therapist who these are all experienced therapists. Rainbow says well she says what's going on? Well tell me about yourself. Rainbow. Well I murdered both my sisters. Yeah, you know my therapist, I went to a Fakakte young therapist, the fans know all too much about it. She charged out of pocket, it was way too expensive. But she said that she didn't work with narcissists, and that she could pick them out very, very quickly.

That was the one person that she wouldn't work with. Kind of person. I think the folks over at Rula They'll work with anybody anybody but if Rainbow sat down and said I Was involved in a Hunger Games like gauntlet wherein I slaughtered all of my sisters for my father's affection They might have paws, but of course they would sit down there's no judgment this is therapy for God's sake we're trying to get better Rula's trying to make people

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quality care from someone who cares. Go to RULA.com slash bad TV. Alright. So back to it. Yeah, yeah let's get back to it.com slash bad TV. All right. All right, so Back to it. Yeah. Yeah, let's get back to okay. So we have a very tender moment and that's That's not usual For this show we have demo asking Frazier on a date now Frazier immediately says this is not a date because this dude's straight And I don't know what the fucking issue is, quite frankly. Who cares?

Hey, hey, Freish, I don't think Deimo's straight. I wonder if he's like, is, I don't know, if they're worried. He licked your wisdom teeth. I don't think he's straight. Well, I wonder if his concern is maybe he could be hurt. But if this is strictly just a hookup, have fun thing, what do you think, is blow job skills are subpar? Blow jobs are like pizza, Frazier.

It's not a bad one. Unless the girl has braces and part of her jaw is wired shut, then there's no amount of good intentions that can make that work. Or if it's a real, real old person with no teeth, just gums, probably feel like at least a little weird getting that done to you, right? Yeah, no. Just me personally?

Yeah. I'd rather not. Me as what? Babs says Jess deserves someone who's not confused or immature. I love Babs. I love Babs. I don't love the hair, though. She looks like the bass player of Cinderella. I love Babs. I love Babs. I don't love the hair though. She looks like the bass player of Cinderella. That hair is horrible. Babs in that hair is there's

she is so hot. She's such a smoke show with that hair and those tats. And I think that her and Jess could really ruin one another's lives in a beautiful way. For yeah for a very short time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then take that into their next three relationships. Sure. All right, so Ole clearly is enjoying this and having two plates splitting, spitting. Yeah, so we get out with the Sea Rats. We go out and we split in half here.

We've got Babs on the run and Jess feeling hurt, but also we've got Damo and Fraze and we get a little Sea Red history with the dame maester. Okay, so this is where Damo and Fraze get to know each other. Damo has two fears. I don't know if Fraze asked him, like, what are you afraid of? Maybe he just admitted this. Two fears. One is stingrays, which we know are, they're killers in the ocean. So good call on that one. My father's been stung by a stingray. Is that right?

Crazy. Wow. Did he step on one? Yeah. Yeah. That's a good two truths and a lie kind of thing. Fair enough. His second one is that he doesn't want to be a horrible dad.

Wonder why? Daymo. We know. I think the audience is going to be super surprised by this, but his dad wasn't a good dad. Yeah. Shhhhhhhhhh. Ha ha.

Ha ha. Yeah. Shocking! Yeah. And thus he's running from his life. Yeah. Did you say your dad wasn't a good dad? I didn't hear you. That was odd. I didn't think you were going to say that. I thought you were going to say stingrays and bats.

Yeah, I know, that happens. And, and, and, and Deimo admits that that is why he is Peter Panning all over this planet earth, you know, and Deimo is, I love Deimo. He is, he really is a true Sea Rat. You know what I'm talking about? He is there to work. He is there to party. He is there to party. He is there to fuck. But most importantly, he is there to run.

Run, keep running. Don't look back. All right. So, um, Anthony is arrested development all over again. He is still bogged down by the trauma and the stress and the emotional weight of Frazier's betrayal. Yeah. And he shares this with Rainbow and they get to know each other and this is what I'm gonna say about Rainbow. At this point of watching this season she's kind of a catch if you think about it. She's pretty, she's a hard worker, she cares about other people. I mean if you can set aside that she murdered one of her sisters in horrific fashion, She's a hard worker. She cares about other people. I mean, if you can set aside that she murdered one

of her sisters in horrific fashion, she's a great catch. Well, I guess it's not more than one, because she took out two. Oh, that's right. But one clearly got away and is now working for Rula. So that's good news for her. I want to say this.

So Rainbow did not want to give up the bag because he's trying to get intel on what Frazier has been saying about him. Yeah. And she doesn't talk. Well, she talks. Later. Later. And she's clearly read the 48 laws of power because she knows where her bread is buttered. Yeah, absolutely. But we sit down with Cirque du Soleil and Jess. Cirque du Soleil says, you know, they talk about the Scottish. And they talk about hooking up. And Sollens like man, woman, animal, dog. Redundant.

And also, whoa. Yeah, OK. All right, so I call them the three amigos. They're working out their arrangement. For Jess, this is kind of exciting, even though she knows it's dangerous. And Ole wants everyone to be open and just, you know, kind of live their true life. And I believe she told Jess she wouldn't care if she had sex with a koala bear. And while I appreciate the sentiment of just open relationships, I believe that's illegal

in 45 countries. Yeah, yeah. And also, you know, who wants to get beat down by a koala bear, you know? Stabby little bastards. Sloppy tongues. Firm sloppy tongues. No accuracy. Just, you know. And then there's a matter of consent Sure, I mean, you know, how do you know that they're into it, right? I'm sure that people familiar with you know, what do you call it a harem of koalas? people know their idiosyncrasies would be able to tell you, you know, they actually do want to do this but You'd need to have that person involved what we're saying, it's a logistical and wrong nightmare. Okay. And it was wrong of Cirque du Soleil to say that. Dogs. Dogs. Crazy. What are you, Hugh Hefner?

Now, this is when Hugo Boss chats with Rainbow about drinking pig blood and then after he drank it He spilled it over an insecure teen at her prom apparently. Yeah, and then he left the church, right? Yeah, we got a little history first off. He was an ugly baby. You know, he was not an ugly Yeah, he was like Chef Boyardee double-chins. He was a cute baby. He's not a fat baby. Very ugly. He was a fat baby He was a cute baby. He was a fat baby. Very ugly. He was a fat baby. Okay. So, uh, Frazier and Deimo head back and Rainbow talk about snake in the grass. Fight Island really fucked her up, huh? She drops a dime. Oh, big time. She drops a big time dime says, uh, Hey, you see that little French whiny bitch over there He's crying about you. He says you're the reason he got fired and you know to Frazier's like I would you know different defend phrase in in that

Anthony When you're serving be it cold, wet, sweet potatoes, or pasta that is toothsome to a point that it's still stiff, or a shellfish that could kill someone, Frazier's got to say, this is disgusting and wrong. You know, it's a little bit like if someone was to, and I don't mean to beat a dead horse, but if there were bleachers at Fight Island, I would imagine a lot of those people would have to speak up and say something, it's wrong that this father is doing this. Frazier had to do

that with Anthony's cooking. He absolutely did. Now Frazier got a lot of people fired last season, but I don't think he's solely responsible for Chef Anthony. No, Chef Anthony was bad. So we get back to the boat. So Len and Jess, little cuddling. They rise in bed together and then all of a sudden Barbara wakes the next morning in the bed. What kind of cool stuff is happening in that room? The cameras are there. I assume they'd show us.

Yeah, that's pretty wicked. Remember that time they showed us that guy beating off in the top bunk? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was someone. Yeah, that was a guy beating off in the top bunk. Jess is having some beer early and says Barbara is hot to me now. Jess is, Jess is interesting

to me. Jess looks like a, she would be the cute kid in class that grows up to be in Heim or something. I don't know. I think Jess may be a heartbreaker and a sex addict. Well, if you notice, there are some patterns there. First off, she isn't kind of falling for Soleil Olay, Cirque du Soleil. Yeah. And then she moves on pretty quick and starting to get the feels for Barb's. I don't think that she is having feelings

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Where are we? We're back on the boat. We are. We're in the next one, okay. So they're off to that Sea Rat house. They're off to the Sea Rat house. And then to the carnival. Yeah, they really rip it up.

We cheers, and then Fraze gets into a little bit of a vape feud with Chef Anthony. These two have no love lost, or do have love lost. Crazy stuff going on at Carnival. It's a three-week festival of festivities. And so many people are making out that we actually have to do a little memento kind of pause here and rewind through time. This is where Fraser kind of walks us through the kissing history of the Sea Rats. Yes. Yeah. Real cat's cradle and just

to break it down, Scottish made out with Cirque du Soleil and Cirque du Soleil made out with Jess. Then Cirque du Soleil went back, took kisses from Scottish guy. Stilly. So then Cirque du Soleil went back took kissies from Scottish guy stilly okay so then Cirque du Soleil goes over to Deimo. Deimo hooks up with Cirque du Soleil. Don't forget Frazier made out with Deimo. Frazier made out with Deimo and Babs has now kissed Jess so really the only people who are not getting any action are Rainbow and Anthony. Yeah. That's crazy. I want to say this.

The one interesting thing to pull out of all of this is Stillie, and I don't know where we came, started to switch his name from the Scottish guy or Kyle to Stillie. I'm sure it happened somewhere along the line. But Stillie's pissed at Deimo. That's his co worker. Oh yeah, friend. He sees this as a major disloyalty. Real betrayal, a real betrayal. So we'll see where that goes.

Jess is lovesick. She fails feels for Solene. I don't understand why you would she's clearly She's a fucking Spinning top. Yeah, I know that Dale, but some people they're attracted to the chase and it's a dumb dumb human instinct well Babs is Outwardly saying that she's concerned about the lens feelings But daemons very good and very wise words for her. He says, don't worry about what she's doing. She's a freaking French battle bot, okay?

He said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Transcript, Cirque du Soleil is like when you watch Battle Bots and there's that thing with the ramp and it just rams into something and they fly out of the fucking coliseum or whatever and hit somebody in the audience that's what Cirque du Soleil is okay don't feel bad for that it's just metal and plastic well put thanks Deimo

can we go back to the Villa now yeah we go back to the Bellum and Anthony really flips out over this dinner now I get where he's coming from he's cooking all night this is his vacation these Rats are over here drinking espresso martinis treating him like they're freaking hired help. I mean, what the hell? Are we having a Sea Rat house? Why don't we all cook dinner? You fucking ungrateful pieces of shit. Well, fine. But I think it's the liquor that's taken a grip on this young man. And that's because the, uh, and now the anger is setting in in now devil you've known me for ten years now And you know, I'm avid

Connoisseur of alcohol beverages you're gonna you're an alcoholic fair enough One thing I could say about my drinking is I have never been angry. Yeah mean no Little sad funny mean though funny mean. Yeah, but that's it. Yeah. I've never started throwing things at walls. No. I feel bad for people like that. I love Deimo's very calm. I love Deimo. He's got great energy. I loved his calm breakdown of the play-by-play on Anthony. Oh, there he goes. He's slammed another door. And there he goes. He's throwing something at the wall and now he's slammed another door. It's like, wow, that was really beautiful way to take the sting out of that. Now, uh, Hugo boss helps Sheffy here with the dinner prep and Sheffy gets mad

that no one's helping, but let's all be honest. That's not what he's angry about. Um, very much like in Vietnam, uh, like a Vietnam vet when he's at a restaurant and the, he gets mad at the waiter. He's not angry at his steak being overcooked he's seeing that rocket launcher hit that rest home in that village you know I mean so it's kind of what's going on with chef he you're something else the rocket launcher is his uncle's penis yeah it's burying himself into his wife. Bending her over a table. Okay. I don't know why

what I said was less crass than what you said, but you know I do I do find that to be such a an aggressive visual you know and there are some ladies that like that. Sexy. Yeah it's sexy, but it also harkens back to a time when no one washed their genitals and people were just slamming Mugs of ale on countertops and slamming barmaid barmaids followed, you know, right? Oh, yeah, that's the same time it was referred to as the great diarrhea plague. Mm-hmm Yeah, you know people were losing kids left and right to diarrhea Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know people were losing kids left and right to diarrhea And and no one could read it was really sad people were shitting themselves to death

To death and they couldn't read I think we lost like half the planet's population out well, definitely half of Europe Definitely half of Europe We can't even fucking read about it. You're dead. Yeah. Alright, so anyways, we get to this Frazier and Anthony conversation finally. Now, Frazier and Anthony hold one another's hands in a very longing kind of way. You thought it was gonna go good. You thought it was gonna go good and Frazier had turned out to have a very short fuse. Oh, he's shown that before. Yeah. He did that with Barbie last season where they were gonna sit down and chat and he's like basically I'm gonna fire this bitch. He does not like being pushed up against, I can tell you that. When you are in, when you are underneath Frazier's guillotine, you will remain there. There

is no way that you can get out really. Okay and Chef Anthony, you know, they love each other but I think there's trouble in paradise because Frazier doesn't put up with bullshit and also we love Anthony but I mean he's gonna kill somebody with food eventually. Okay. Well anyway they make up and kiss but as we've learned in this world that could be temporary. So we get to the rose and thorns, Selene and rainbow really pop off. Selene is mean. She's really mean and the tricky thing with Selene is that she doesn't care about other people. I think Brittany phrased it beautiful. She had a bowl of just microwaved corn in her hand and she thought about throwing it

at Jackson. She said, I'm going to put this corn down and tell you that you're a narcissist, so you do not feel the pain that I feel over this loss. I think Celine just walks around and flames people and doesn't really care or she's just so young and immature She has no idea what she's doing to other people and the gravity of it at this point Maybe but rainbow kind of breaks down and she doesn't stand a chance against Celine and that's when we get a little seer at history with her. Well, with Olay Soleil or? No, with Rainbow.

It's more, you know, she clearly has a very difficult family dynamic. Well, I think you're referring to is she cites her childhood trauma, why she isn't able to have feelings. Her mom sounded like a real bitch. Her mom is a real bitch. She should have taken her mother out at that island, too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah talked her into like walking next to one of those like holes with spears in it, right? Falling it and I figured that that fight island should have turned the way that America would turn out, right?

We have to stop fighting amongst each other and take down the people that really did this to us, you know Mom's a bitch. So with the corporations you get what I'm saying. Oh,, I see what you're throwing down there. Yeah. All right. So we end with what we I do appreciate the fourth wall as Rainbow walks away from that conversation. She's like, fake bitch trying to be on TV, right? Clearly correct. Very correct. But Rainbow is very anxious. She has anxiety problems. And that is evidence when she begins to punch her glass,

which I've never seen somebody do before. I've never seen someone punch this perfectly good alcohol. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why would you spill that all over the place by punching it? So Babs and Jess text good night to one another. Jess is clearly trying to get some. And she will the next day. Rainbow and Selene sit down.

And this goes well. Rainbow is fully committing to bitch now, so they will be at at odds, but the next day we get to Morgan Beach Club and so Len says that she just realized she doesn't care about anything on the ride over and for interest is well. You should care about your work. She doesn't. She doesn't care about anything. She is a French existentialist. Essentially, she's she's absolutely wild, but phrase we hit the the beach club. Well, I love this beach club, by the way. It's the only beach club that you can actually

touch the bottom of a seven forty seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not fun to me. That's actually scary to me. Yeah. What if the landing gear broke decapitated somebody? You know? But Fraze plays matchmaker and he says, call me crazy, but two lesbians. I mean, it could work. It could work. And in fact, it does. At the end of this episode, they have a smooch. And I just I love Babs and I just want her heart to be protected. I fear that Jess is a stone-cold killer

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