Kill James Bond! - Sea Rat Interview - Fraser Olender

Episode Date: September 24, 2023

Dylan and Pat sit down for an interview with Fraser about his relationship with Captain Sandy, what's different about Below Deck from professional yachting, tears, lessons, accessories, his favorite sea rats, his not so favorite sea rats and much more. Ad Free and Uncensored at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@BadT.V.Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbachelorpodcast/

I would probably marry Hugo. Yeah. He's got a business and stuff. Taxes, taxes will be paid with Hugo. And then I'd fuck Demo and, you know, Kyle. Gamow! Nice. Yeah, but, Dale, Demo didn't come for me.

And you heard it here first. Frazier would kill Kyle. So, Frazier. Frazier of Jetgeet. Well, well, well. Look who we have back. Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Thanks for having me. Yeah, of course. like we've had a recent truce. Yeah, I want to start with that. What is that? No, we never fell out. Listen, I feel like we did, though, kind of. We didn't.

Okay. I listened to you guys a lot, and then I didn't like what I heard. Clearly. And I'm fragile. Yeah. It's so crazy. It's so crazy, because we are, you listen a lot, so we kind of, we're pretty tough on the sea rats, but we are so complimentary.

of you and adore you so much. Thank you. And I feel like every time you walk into this studio, there is beef. And I got to tell you, I'm kind of sick and tired of it. I'm a bad omen. But we're happy that everything squashed. You were so great on the season. The season was so good.

And we have a lot of questions from the fans, obviously. But number one, how are you doing? What's going on? I'm doing really good. I moved to L.A. just over a month ago now. Just a foolish choice. It's so foolish.

Basically something really exciting came up and I had to be in L.A. the next day or the day after that to meet with some people and I was in the UK and I couldn't get there in two days. I was actually on a boat with my friends. Oh, okay. It was stunning.

Yeah. And I want to talk about this because I had heard that he charted a boat recently and he's just, I can't even imagine. of the nightmare of having him on a hold on this is going to be very weird for you because now the worlds are getting like blurred you should now be a charter guest and then you have to pretend next season that would be lovely that would be divine are waiting on filthy yucky yucky normies that are below your great love that okay so okay so anyways how how's l.

been how many have you had any fun homeless encounters so far a couple yeah they're scary huh? They're scary. I mean, I can't, I stay out of it. I'm very, I think my mom was so terrified that of me even moving here in the first place that she was like, just don't, like, go from house to car, or car to house or restaurant to. So you use a teleportation device? Basically, but I've got secure, like I've got, I'm in like a gated situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel safe at night. We were talking about how many guns, Frasier owns before we started. Yeah, not. So listen, we don't to get into L.A. politics, but we're happy that you're out here. We're happy the beef is squashed. We have a lot of questions. So many. And let's get to them. Well, I have a question. West

Hollywood, that's Boys Town. I mean, how do you live there being, leading a Bravo show? Yeah. You must just walk down Santa Monica Boulevard. Can you make it one block from not being stopped? No, to be quite frank. Is it cool? It, no. I, um, it's okay. I spoke to my realtor. And when I found this place, the one thing I wanted was walking distance from Equinox, Soul Cycle, and a Trader Joe's, because they didn't have a car as soon as I got here. And that's what was, that's what fell onto my lap. So that's what I can do stealthily without being. Yeah.

But yeah, it's, it's, I didn't even know it was Corboy's town. And how do you feel about Trader Joe's as an institution? I actually, unless they want to work with me. Thank you. They don't sponsor anybody. stingy as fuck, so don't worry about it. I really think it's totally overrated. I don't get it. I can't find anything I like and everything's their branding and I just want more variation. Thank you. Yeah. Trader Joe's has such a cult following out here.

Don't get it. And we've talked about it many times before. I've ranted about it. But it's just it's for snacks. You go to get. It's a snack shop for adults. And even then, I'm not impressed with it with the snack selection. Thank you. Yeah. We were on the same page there. What's your first culture shock from living in West Hollywood? clearly you've visited here you've done all the interviews here this is where it's based but now living here taking it in i can't say i've had any culture i knew what i was getting myself into i knew i didn't necessarily want to be here but going back to my original stories i was supposed to be here and then my team pulled me aside and said what on earth you doing in london at the moment and the answer really was

just soul cycle and brunch and it turns out you can do that in l. yeah you can and so now i'm here warmer. It's warmer. And if and ever opportunities arise, then I'm going to be able to do them. What do you eat from brunch in England? Oh, no, we don't eat English food for brunch. We just brunch. You don't eat English food for brunch? One of the what really is English food. Beans. Hot dogs and beans.

Stereotype. Beans and bacon. Americans love to think that's what we eat. So, yeah, that's why you guys eat. What's what's throwing down is, I think Bravo has big plans for him. Well, this is going to be fun to see his career take off. He's a talented kid, that's why. But listen, it was a great season of below deck. I mean, we just got done recapping the finale.

Kind of a snooze fest. Anyways. I thought it was great. We genuinely don't think there should be any cast replacements. Now, there probably will be because there's a lot of turnover in the yacht industry. But I adored this cast so much. How was this third or fourth season of you as, lead in chiefs do. It was absolutely categorically my favorite to film. It was my favorite

crew, my favorite location we've done. And we always, we don't know where any of the shows are. You don't need to. We just know that St. Barts is the only place I'll accept in the Caribbean and that's where I went to. Oh, okay, great, great, great. It was the hardest I've ever worked in my entire career and yachting. I've never quite literally put this much of myself into it, which is great because none of it was shown on the show. That was a question. You had to because, you know. At the end of the day, I don't think it's very interesting watching me work. No. Because everyone else is screaming at each other. Everyone else is gossiping and bitching. And the work that I do is very alone. It's very laptop base. It's very on the phone 24-7. Yeah. It's doing lists. It's doing menus. It's provisioning.

You forget that I provision every day of six weeks. You're talking, Anthony offledges every day. Can I ask you, do you ever get envious of what the lowlings and the true sea rats get into? For sure. You do. For sure. They're living a different experience. This is like summer camp with a bit of work.

Although you did indulge this season. Did I? I made out of the public. Oh, great. What is that? 30 seconds of six weeks. You really, you don't get to rip it up like the other sea rats. interesting watching me.

All right, this is going to be a fun interview because we're going to dive into his love life. I want to know if he actually really dumped a boyfriend on television. That's funny.

Sorry. Can we, can I really quick, we have, I have so many questions. You have questions. He's got to get to a fancy party. No,

let's please take our time because I, as I'm not here very often. I'm not, but I love, I love this pod. We love you too. Very entertaining.

And I'll say why Frasier is going to be a huge success. You text him and he says, I'll be there. He comes. We've had a lot of experiences with past cast people on this show. And that's not the, you know, we've been at each other's throats all day. Let's just, let's not talk about it. Oh, right. Okay. Oh, I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about C-Ratch. Okay. So lots of questions came in from the fans. Do we, we don't I want to do something different than we, because Frazier is such an interesting study on this show. I want to get out of the gate with like just clearing the room with like the big questions.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. And then we'll get into the fan questions. So these are Patty questions. Yeah. Okay. In the final episode, which we watched.

Yes. Okay. You were sitting with chef Anthony. Yes. Okay. You turn to him and you said moving forward, I only want to work with you. Yeah. Here's my question.

I think I said. did you do that with a straight face? There we go. That's the first question. You don't mean that at all. Listen to me. This is the honest truth. Nothing but the truth.

Okay. He is the one chef that does what I tell him to do. Yeah. Now, wait, and consequently, we have success. Yep. Does he bitch and complain and moan and throw me under the bus? and you and Anthony have a lovely relationship but he knows that I get it right I love your advice like your little suggestions are perfect shut up this play yes shut up and listen he's a tricky

character he's definitely shown me his true colors of his personality which might not be compatible are you talking about off the show or on both both i didn't know he was he had a single ill thought about me for the whole season and then I watched it back and I was like really yeah you had no idea no idea yeah he was causing a stink but I was oh he's just tension I think that's when the beef brewed a little bit with with you in the podcast because that season when you had Barbie and Anthony that was a that was a real test you were putting a bit of a vice and Barbie did lie let's get on record yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah she's still by the way Barbie Stay out of our socials.

I don't need it. Okay, all right, okay, all right. Yeah, we don't, we don't need to get into Gaza on the fucking below deck podcast. Okay. So you recently, I saw you on a podcast with a beautiful lady from the UK and she had mentioned that you had just recently chartered a boat. What do you, how do you, it's not enjoyable is for you, is it? Because people are probably beneath your.

your standard and it's got to be exhausting um i'm not i'm not that much of a butthole um i can still enjoy myself okay is it difficult in luxury hospitality to enjoy myself now to would agree absolutely um i had an amazing time did you i had an incredible how many days it was 10 whoa yeah we don't fuck around with our three days whoa um and it was on the exceptionally beautiful sailing yacht and our itinerary was Sardinia and Corsica and it was phenomenal. Hey, can I ask, is, uh, is it rude to ask him what the tip, what the tip was? Do you have a question? Yeah.

No, it's okay. We got, we got, we're going to ask how much you tipped him. We tick 20% of what our charge was. There we, I knew he was going to say that. So let's get to, let's get to the next question. Hold on. I want to get to this because I have low self-esteem. Yeah.

And also I get very. very bored sitting around. I'll just, if you let me, like, idle hands are the devil's playground. If I'm on a fucking charter, I'm going to drink all the booze. Yeah, okay. So what, how, what do you do all day for 10 days? So, um, being quite the experienced yacht, uh, I knew that that was not going to be enjoyable. Sure, it's great to be hung over for 10 days, but you can do that somewhere shitty. You can do that. Right. So we were wanting to do all the water sports available. We wanted to do all the traveling. We wanted to do all the snorkeling. All the really boring things that good people do.

A banana boat. There's just nothing like a banana boat. See, didn't even get to that. But we did all the fab stuff, and we traveled and saw all the beautiful town to be good. Food was incredible. Kindle? Pardon? You have a little Kindle with you?

A Kindle. I'm, well, it's not too much of surprise. No, everyone did apart from me. Yeah. I'm just, it's not, I'm not there yet. I don't even like a Kindle. Too much going on in my head to read. Ten days.

I have to, like, go to a different country and just walk. around and see all these boring historical places and we did loads of that stuff it was just it was incredible experience but i come from yachting you know we did with as we did growing up did that the time i got into yachting by the way there is a fan they went deep on your tic talk they want to know what was your schooling and all that we'll get okay okay all right let's yeah yeah we it was a wonderful summer and by the way it is so funny to look over and see kalan on the ones and two's just Sipping Vuv-Clico. What a king.

King, shit. Okay, let's talk about your boyfriend. Yes. Any contact with him now? I haven't spoken to him since the day that we broke up on the... Well, you dumped him on TV. Well, I didn't. Okay.

I did do stuff on TV, but I didn't dump him on TV. I had enough in my... I had enough respect to not do that. Okay. Listen, I'm in the wrong. I knew it. I know. Okay, I knew you didn't do that on TV.

Oh, well, no, you didn't see the conversation. I left the boat. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. No, no, that's all, that's all very much true. I fucked it up and that's, that's that. Was making out with Damo?

I said we fucked it up. I made out with Damo when he clearly asked me not to make out with anyone. Oh, oh, okay. And I was like, Damo's straight. Damo's a buddy. He's like, that's still not going to work. No, I had said on our podcast. Yeah.

I love to be able to explain that to my, my wife that it's not cheating when I make out with another person. Wait, hold on. It's very different, though. If I was to get with a gay guy, we'd be talking serious cheating. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

What, getting with a girlfriend or getting with a straight man? You're still sharing a tongue. No? Well, listen, I think that you guys were a little bit, you guys were a little bit doomed just because I don't know how you guys maintain relationships. I mean, you know, we kind of laugh at the end of these seasons when, you know, the crew were talking about, you know, having children and moving to New York. Yeah, I just saw that. It's like, Jesus Christ, what the fuck are we talking about? This is so crazy. Anyways, more questions.

But yeah, long distance wasn't my thing. We were not in a good place. I had previously tried to break up because it wasn't working for me. We tried again. I went into the new season, filming. Lo and behold, it didn't quite work out. So with filming, you have a lot of downtime, and then you go back to filming. Correct. Okay. So are you comfortable with saying how you meant this person? Met this person in Yotting. I actually went, I interviewed for his job that he was leaving. And that was how the connection was made. Interesting.

Does he have a six-pack? Yeah. Of course he did. He did, actually. All right. So I want to ask about, I want to ask about So-So. Okay. I want to get into So-So.

You've dealt with some unruly sea rats before. Yeah. Millie Illicit. Alyssa. Zendador I got these. Barbie, and now we have Circa Dosa Lane.

How does she rank in difficulty? Because I could imagine that, like, you have to be very zen when dealing with her because there's just, it's not going to change. And her kind of herself, her self-assuredness was, I would imagine very, very frustrating to deal with.

How does she rank in the C-Ret? That was perfectly worded. I got to say, it's a really good hosting, really good question. In the rankings of fuck-ups, where did she sit? Thank you. I truly, I, and I want, I think there's definitely a perception that viewers have and that what I have from what I experienced and what we all saw. I think she was the easiest out of all of them.

Really? Because she's fun, right? She is not least fun, but she, when you speak to her, when you have meetings and you do everything, she's genuinely she's genuinely trying to listen she's generally trying to be that listen trying being the operative word she was i don't i don't hire my stews let's just really remember that yeah i don't fucking hire any one of these psychopaths no you're fun part of the show otherwise it would be a really boring yeah right nobody wants that um to that we all know that i come on board i see her 10 minutes in i know exactly what i've got here it's the worst that i've ever had the worst i've ever had and

go, right, I can either try and fight this. Yeah. I can either, I can be, oh, I could be really shit and just go, do you know what? You're gone. And just fire her. Yeah. That would have been hilarious, by the way. I know. And I thought about it.

And I was like, if people didn't like me before, they're not going to like me now. But I'm always going to get it wrong, which is, and then I keep praying people hate me to. So whatever. It doesn't matter. You can't, you can't have that. The point is, I feel quite, I feel like I can do this job with my hands tied. I still love it, which is. still quite insane, but I thought this is a challenge and there's something in her that every

single person on this boat wants to be around and so do our guests. There is something brilliant here. Yeah, yeah. Let's try and tame this. She's a total goofball. She's insane. She's a goofball. You know, um, we've heard in comedy rooms like writers like say you're writing for a sitcom, there's always a fuck up that never gets any jokes on the actual show, but people keep them around because they keep the energy. The room would not exist without them. That's right. Totally.

But again, personality higher. They are... Like, Haley de Sola Pinto was the worst stewardess I've ever had in my entire career. Really? She seemed like she was working. Oh, this is the thing.

She was, but doesn't make her good. Selen was working. Did it make her good at it? Yeah, no, I remember you telling us... We love Haley. By the way, that's one of his best friends. I remember you telling us that story about her bringing a duvet.

I said, I asked her for a tablecloth, they just gave me a duvet cover. Yeah. So wild. But again, that, I wouldn't have been able to do that season without her. One, and two, I wouldn't have wanted to do this season we just did without Salern. And I think what we have to look at is how far she came genuinely. I'm sorry, if I put anyone you guys know, including I know, into the job,

the way we are pressured, time pressured, stress, and get them to learn how to do it. in the hours we had to do it was incredible but listen she came very very far and the only times we see her really really troublesome is at night with rainbow right okay when i'm not there yeah well i cannot be there to keep her in check yeah and when rainbow in her very new experience doesn't know how to manage figure it out yeah okay there is not another time that girl is fireball offending. Well, so can I ask, because I know that, you know, Rainbow, you speak very highly of Celene, I'm wondering if you'll speak less highly of Rainbow.

I hope that you can be empathetic towards her because of Fight Island. But she was very clearly kind of out of pocket with her early on. I'm not going to say all of this kind of like insecure. managerial position. So do you think that Rainbow was the main crux of all of that drama? I can't quite comment on that. I don't necessarily think they like each other the first day they saw each other. I think there was something going on there.

We've seen that on this show. We saw that a couple seasons ago with, I believe, Toomey and Natalia. Natalia. No, no. Like, right? Oh, yeah, too many Natalia. Yeah.

From Go. Well, then there was that cowboy that was just racist. He didn't like black people. So he was going to punch that one guy. There was that guy. And his mother stole horses,

or I think killed him. Crazy. It was just a little laugh. Yeah. I see this inside and outside of work. As is everyone else, two people meet for the first time. They don't like each other.

They're both competing for the same attention or whatever, and it's not going to go well. um rainbow was an incredible stewardess she worked really hard right that's what we saw on the show is that what you saw for sure okay and sort of and like teaching her how to do to finite the things that she enjoyed like sometimes tables would be just absolutely nuts and we'd pull stuff off together and we spent hours you know just and she was so great she listened to everything and she was incredible i couldn't have done the season was the season without her um she i just love her i haven't got anything bad to say about how well she kills her she killed her sister she killed both

her sisters on an island uh growing up but that's not my problem that's the past that's right um but what but no i do recognize the struggles she went through but those struggles i quite literally did not see and people think that i was watching every night i didn't see shit and rainbow never came to me and said that was fucked she dropped so many times though yeah a couple times yeah and i knew that Solem was an asshole. Yeah. But if I don't see something, guys, I can't fire for it. Does Rainbow represent more of what someone in that position actually behaves like?

They do their job all day. And then in the reality TV world, they put Soleil on her. Yeah. And then she's like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly where it is. Yeah.

I think also that I think Rainbow was working so hard. she's still relatively new in the industry. And because she's working so hard and getting so much done and seeing Salene do so little and have so much fun, I think that that was really what sort of spurred her on to be angry. They were on two different shows. Like Rainbow was like, oh, I have to, I'm supposed to work. No, no, no, no.

You're supposed to have fun. Yeah, I think. I can't support the fun side of things. Rainbow really came into her own at the end of the season. She was a little tightly wound and then, you know, I think she blossomed into a beautiful catness. Um, we got to get to some fan questions. Yeah.

Also some patty questions. I promise the audience that we would get to the questions that the people really want. Yes. Okay. Okay. We need some Helen stories. I've heard that charter was more bonkers than actually they showed. Yeah.

Are you able to share some bonkers? Um, I can certainly hint at stuff. Okay. Um, I'm excited to see you do this. Um, so the, Yeah, so it was not. I was running a service at the time, so I didn't necessarily see all of it,

so watching about was really exciting. I did go fetch the police. It was humiliating for myself and my... Just for my whole being. Why, because you're a Democrat? To speak to the French police and tell them that we can't contain one of our insanely drunk American guests.

Is that embarrassing? They probably understand. There's a fucking... hag on the boat. No, but just the fact that I had to, that, I was representing for that vessel. Yeah. And I want nothing to do with any of my guests or my crew. Right, right, right.

Yeah. So, yeah, so that was really, really bad. And then when she got to land, she was collected and taken, and it didn't end there. It went on. Really? And again, no comment as to what actually went on, but it certainly did not stop. And there was a reason why I probably guessed had to leave. You know, what's funny is that the remaining charter guests, including Helen

and her lovely husband, Richard, who... Who, by the way, is her fiancé or partner, apparently? Not the husband, we've all been getting it wrong. Oh, just a partner. I'm not sure it changes much, but... Right, lifelong partner. Okay.

Wait, what? So they completely... So they're, sorry, they're just not, they're not legally married. I just heard that that's not her husband. Does she have another husband, or is he... No, I think they're, they're partners. Oh, okay.

You know, great question, though, is who've, fucking gives a shit. Right. They quickly regrouped and were like, fuck Kelly. Like, we're okay with this. Which was shocking to me. Kelly, you weren't on the show yet. A past charter, Kelly was also with them.

It was another drunk associate of Helen Huey that got wasted. Yeah, the tri-state area really breeds a lot of crazy. Are you freezing right now? You're right in front of the AC. Okay, great. Let us know. Yeah, no. Anything else?

that won't get you in trouble that you can share? I don't think Stilly slipped it in. You don't think he slipped it in? So let's talk about him saying that. Why brag about that? We joked about, you know, you're going to get a lot of trouble if you lie about that

and that's the only thing that we joked about. So we, you know, it was like saying that I was on Epstein's Island even though you weren't. Like, why do you want that kind of heat? That's a very, yeah, it's quite good. Why do you, why do you think he did that? It was so weird.

I really don't know. I think that there was some intense gropeage. And I think sometimes, you know, silly big bollocks wants to be the biggest cool kid in town and thought that that might be something to flex about. But going to Epstein's Island is really, that's not cool. Back in the damn, I'm sure people were using it in the same way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was in Palm Beach with the financier, Jeffrey Epstein.

it backfired it just backfied and he looked and it's very embarrassing it is embarrassing it's and we love yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't be able to come back from that so when he stood up and i'm sure i hope i'm not stepping on any fans but um you know there i it seems like you have um i don't want to psychoanalyzed too deeply you're very very good at your job as again you're saddled with incompetence. And so I think that you have a trigger point over people blaming you for stuff that you're like, I mean, come, you've got to be fucking kidding me. Give me a fucking break.

I can't win. When Kyle stood up and said, it's your fault that I lied about banging Helen Hooley. Did anyone feel any sympathy at all? I did. I did. I did. Absolutely. For you, I, well, where did that? I thought it was outrageous. It was so outrageous and so meaningless that I didn't like, I figured you were going to be okay because it just makes no sense. It's like throwing a marshmallow at you. But what were you thinking after Kyle said that? Because Kyle went on to say that he was just kidding. He did not seem like he was kidding at all. He wasn't. Personally, I thought I was being set up. I feel like I was villainized last season. I feel like they were trying to do it again this season.

For firing people. Yeah, that deserved to be fired. Yeah. Or who weren't doing their job. Interesting. Also, I don't fucking fire people. Someone else does. Okay.

I mean, as much as it seems like I run this ship, I don't actually have to find a world. You do make recommendations, though. Okay. Okay, so you got up and you were like, I was just like, fuck this. I was like, oh, really? What's amazing is going through all of this now there's nothing that's going to affect me.

Totally numb. You are getting new superpowers every season. I feel like you're going to be like Godzilla by the fifth season. Yeah, I was very upset. Yeah, just a fucking bizarre. I mean, I can't even imagine Captain Kerry's like, what is God? What do I do here?

because he's lying about banging a charter guest, which is disgusting. I feel bad for Richard because he's watching Poloneck was his wife and like, we did it again, honey. And then... Let's get to an ad break. Okay. Back to fan questions. Okay. Some of these are inappropriate.

You know our, you understand our listening audiences. I do. Wildly. Feral. They're horrible people. They're feral. Yeah. Okay.

Uh, da-da-da-da-da-da. Okay. Uh, chief stew wants to know, um, do you agree with, do you agree with, do you agree with Rainbow about Damos kissing style. In other words, did you feel like you were making out with a sturgeon? That's a great question.

I thought it was a good kisser. Good kiss. But I was intoxicated every time. And so I don't know if that really... Can I say this about kissing and I haven't been allowed to... Well, I'm married. Making out would be two different realms

of making out. One was, we're making out and we might have sex because this is turning me on. And then there's the fun kissing. Yes. This is in the second category. Yeah. Okay. Why bother?

Honestly, I don't know. It's tedium. I don't know. It's, it's, I don't know. It's fun. It is fun. It's fun. I think also because I can never go further than that, so I'll take what I can get.

Well, you guys, I mean, listen, we, we always say that the seasons need sucking and fucking. I mean, if you guys are just working and you're just, No, fucking anything. I mean, we had, we had gay stuff all over the boat. We had a menagerie of three, well, a love triangle of three women. I mean, this season was, in terms of the horny scale, it was fantastic. It was very fun.

Yeah, through the roof. All right. So, Gabby Gabs wants to know. Tell him the people on TikTok want to know about his schooling. There's a lot of discourse over if he went to a posh private school or in how many years as he, how many years did he? in English versus French. Do you understand what the fuck that question is?

Thank you, Gabby Gabs, for your question. Thanks, Gabby Gabs. So I went to, I did all of my education in French. And I moved to countries every two years or three years. My dad's job. And they were all private education. What did your father do? The Olympic Games.

So we followed them. He's not an MI6 or anything, is he? No. Logistics. Logistics sounds pretty MI6y. I think the question or TikTok is trying to zero in on him, like, possibly... How rich is he? Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. He does fine. He does fine. Okay. Um, okay. So how are you doing with, forgive me. Yes.

You spot. First time with Captain Kerry? Second. Second. Yeah. Okay. He had to deal with, he's worked for three. captains. Okay. He's only not work for Captain Jason. Okay, great. Let's, can we go ahead and rank those

three? Yeah, it's actually four is Captain Sean as well, but he was 10 minutes. Oh, let's not RIP, I think, right? No. No. Oh, yeah, that little guy. I'm part of Loppyball Guild, that little shark guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And so those three, can we rank them? No. Great. But I think that, you know, it's, you know, having Lee is my first, and him trusting me the minute I walked on. Oh, we start off at the worst. Everything gets better after. No, I think it's important to mention that, like, Lee is, for me, is an O.G.

Yep. And I don't know what happened. Maybe Kate told him something, but he trusted me the minute I walked on. He knew that he could hand the reins over, and he did. Yeah. And the freedom of that is why I've stayed on below deck. Yep. Hasn't been the case for everyone else.

Right. And you have a great working relationship with Carrie. yes and sandy mocked you for having an open wound that was infected so i think we can rank it ourselves um okay next question a lot of people i think you kind of answered this are like curious why you kept so lay on so long were you trying to fight what you'd been kind of cornered into which is you're just ready to cut heads axe people were you fighting that this season because if it was the previous season you obviously would have probably fired her. I can't say.

I can say that this year, I tried to fire Barbie more than I could do anything in last season. I mean, I did everything I could. I literally. We remember the day where you guys had the day off? I did everything I could and it didn't work. Now, is that something that I take with me? I love Carrie's like, you got to give her another shot.

yeah um it is what it is um this year sure that's that lingers in my thoughts but ultimately i knew what what if i did want to get her gone what my protocol would be and it would be speak to you know learning from the year before speak to carry hey carry this uh this girl's nuts not going well for us and he'd say okay cool three chances four times and god knows the chances could go on forever yeah but i'd be able to log them and really decide right we're him if she was right right right and the mistakes of catching her on a baby break for a 10 minute sig not fireable that happened once or twice and other than that Frazier can I say I loved how this last episode Olae Soley was pounding some booze hanging out with the charter guests

yeah typically that's a fire fireable offense totally but did you in this world typically would she still get written up for that she would have been she would have been fired she would have typically you don't have an end of a season even when she's like carrying like the last charter guest bags to their van like she would have been fired the morning of so she wouldn't so he she would have been woken up and fired wow yeah and she wouldn't have been able to say goodbye to the guests or anything interesting i'm glad i asked that because the pettiness of it all for us to have even explored that the fact that we're also doing a tv show i'm like guys come on yeah she was an She was so incredibly bad to behave that night.

I'd only just seen it this morning with you guys. Do you not, are you not insulted at how it seems like she's much smarter than she lets on, especially with emotional intelligence? Like it's, she seems kind of manipulative and tracked that we were, we were over the trenches at this point. I can get away with murder. She's the smartest person on that boat. Yeah.

And she would walk away with. I don't understand. Yeah. And she'd look back and then she just wink at me and walk away. And I'd be like, and the thing is, and production don't like us speaking French. So I speak uniquely to chef and to Solene in French. We had so not allowed to do it. But I would make sure that every conversation I did have with Solene was in English and in French.

So there was no way for her to come out of it. Yeah. But then production don't show any of it. So a lot of the conversations I had with Solan really getting in and I'm really trying to trying to get her to understand that she needs to pull her shit together is in French and it's not been used. Because I guess they don't want to pay for a translator or something. I mean, she's on her third reality show, Anne and Onlyfans. She clearly had this set up.

She's just been picked up for Love Island Games. Yeah, we saw that. She did, okay. Good for her. Good for her. So can we get to another fan question? All right. So, well, this is where we got the goddamn.

Jeremy Michael wants it. Can you call him on the fan? theory that chef Lawrence who was the chef that lasted for three episodes yeah oh my god i forgot about the christian chef he quit um was only brought in to be a decoy chef to give chef anthony his redemption absolutely not okay categorically just not the case hey hey how was that nutbag fucking insane we were on our way on that night out and i was unfortunately placed next to him in the car. And that drive was 45 to an hour. And all I heard was about the end of the world. The end of the fucking world. Yeah. And he was so serious. And he was like, no serious he doesn't

to me. Listen, I'm not trying to flame or shade anybody for being spiritual or religious, but Revelations is a pretty intense thing to bring up early and off. But it was just so, it was so doom-based. And I was like, fuck. I can't imagine sit next to a guy in a van heading out to a restaurant. I'm like, hey, I think I'm going to get the bowling A's tonight. As we delicious. And he's like, there's going to be a war in the skies over Israel. And,

but he, but he didn't show any of that beforehand. This is the first time I'd have a conversation with him. Oh my God. But no, I, I really, I knew,

when someone tells me in the first 24 hours that they've quit on a charter season, I'm like, okay. How bad are those kitchens? Like, um, or do 60% of the burners actually not work?

So, everything's fucking working for it. Everything works. I mean, listen, of course they're going to be, that makes you sound assholey. I'm sure there are problems. Yeah, it's not an ideal kitchen to work in, but people do it.

The chef's job is the hardest job on board. Yeah. Like, categorically. I can't even imagine. I'd say cheese too. Well, everyone on TikTok now has been saying, just shove it into chat GBT with all their requirements and they'll do a whole fucking menu for you.

Yeah. That's all of the hard part done. Yeah. Really? Because the boys, like, they're not a cook. They can do that. They just need their right timings for it. But it's actually the, every fucking day coming up with a new menu.

Large language models have no spirit, though. They can't imbue the food with any human love. Not a fan question. Yeah. Just, you triggered this. Have you ever worked with a chef where the preferences were so, there were so many, what do you call those things? Restrictions.

That you're like, I don't know, we're going to have to feed these fucking people air. Yeah. It happens every year. It really does. But we figure it out. I mean, at the end of the day, usually the less someone can eat, the easier.

Yeah. Zarina had to blend up everything. Yeah, yeah. That trip was insane with the mouth girl. The jawed so shut. Okay, I want to talk about... With Anthony, sorry, before we move on. Yes.

I genuinely put my neck on the line for that, which is why I'm butt hurt. Because I genuinely had to pull production aside and say, can I please ask for Anthony back? And they're like, we don't bring people back who get fired. And I was like, please. Okay, so you were really, really hurt because, one, you had no idea that he was mad at.

Yeah, was yak-mouthing. Was yak-mouthing, but still mad at you. And so you think you're fine and then go to bat for this guy. He comes on the boat and then starts shit-talking you. Yeah. And I genuinely didn't know. Yeah. Well, he still thought at the time that you had gotten him fired, but it was actually Barbie.

No, it wasn't, it wasn't anybody but him. He sucked. I know, but Barbie told him. told him that Frazier was the one that created the end of that, right? Yeah. Okay. Well, she's a piece of work, huh? Okay, let's talk about the interior of the boat.

Hideous. Oh, no, no, no. The exterior of the boat. Sorry. Hidious? What did you say? I thought you meant the decor. Was the decor hideous?

It always is. Okay. Okay. And is that, hang on, sorry, new rabbit hole. Is that because you guys below deck doesn't get the best yachts? They get... Can I help him? He might get in trouble for this.

Yeah. These boats sometimes are made 10 years before, and the person that chooses all the decor of whatever, like it doesn't age well. Let's chalk it up to yacht interior decorators or weird people. It's a very expensive ordeal chartering a super yacht for eight weeks. Oh, so you've got to cut it. corners in some

I mean, think about it. So these vessels go for 300, 400, maybe up to 500 for that size vessel per week. 500,000 times eight weeks really with rigging it. It's a very expensive

project. Yeah. I don't know how Bravo ever agreed to it, but I'm so happy they did. Right. And it's insane how much money they put towards this. But then also all the artwork cannot be featured for rights reasons, so we have to switch it all out. But that doesn't mean that, I just mean So the boat is, you know, it's, it's not my favorite.

Well, so, all right. So exterior, you had, um, jess infiltrating the interior and creating a love triangle. Um, what, one, how was that on like just the, the focus of the interior? And two, what are your thoughts on Jess? Because Salen is the, the most hedonistic, chaotic joker character. But Jess was a little, close second. Jess was a close second. Hashtag fuck girl. I created that. Yeah. Spread that people. What was it like dealing with the chaos of Jess's love? To be very frank with you,

I didn't let it affect me in the slightest. Okay. I really was just getting the job done. And everything that happens outside of that now really, it never really has been my issue. But does it affect, did it affect abs and Salin? No. Okay. Again, we're adults. I'm really not a babysitter. and people genuinely think I am these people's mother and I have to correct everything between everyone. Well, I mean, you're the, you know, the superior. It's not work-related.

Last season, we had a Chief Stu who had to show of C-Rat color coordination. If that's not a mom and a child, I don't know what it is. I'm glad she caught on to that. Yeah. Wait, who is that? Bree.

Brie. And I don't know. I think it was Med. It was Kermit. No. No, it wasn't Asia? I don't know. Anyways.

Just fuck girl. Oh, well, yeah. Sorry, I was going to ask a really inappropriate question from a C rat. I'm sorry, Barnacle. Kristen Seager wants to know, why didn't you man up and tell so that you were the one who told Hugo, Hugo, to tell his team not to speak to her? Yeah, why didn't you man out? Who is that? It's a good question.

Thank you, Kristen's. Thank you, Christens. Odd name. I definitely fucked up. up I trialed and erred something. It was something I hadn't done before. I was dealing with a little child and I forgot that I was dealing with a boat of children as well. And did, from my, from my department conversation with Hugo, which was, this is what I'm trying to do. Would you please try to help me do this? I know I'm struggling. We're all struggling here. Could you? Listen, it might not have been the best

idea, but I did that in the moment. Can't take it back. Did Damo have to tell her? No. I wasn't and I'll just, like, physically speak words to her. To be fair, you didn't tell me not to, you know? Right, right, right, right, right. It's so funny, it's so funny that you just did that impression of Damo, because Damo is an English person, or is he South African? It's Australian. Got it?

Yeah. But he does have that Scooby-Doo vibe. He does a little bit. He's brilliant. He's such a character. He's so funny. You didn't see it on the show, but he's very funny. Are there, is there anybody that you're not speaking to?

currently from this cast no honestly not that that just that that peculiar chef and then um that makes me so hopeful that we can get the gang back together because i think that you guys genuinely did deliver such a good episode or season it's amazing it's a great crew okay yeah i'm still a bit pissed pissed off with with with my friend chef um lay cohen wants to know have you meant uh chef Anthony's ex-wife or uncle. And also have you had sex with his wife? Great question. That is a good question.

No, I left that to his family members, and I haven't met his ex-wife. Thank you, Leigh. Thank you for that question, Leigh. Don't ask P.Mirf's question. Mary F. Kill, Hugo, Dame, O. Kyle. Great question. Fuck Murray Kill. I'm curious about this

I think we'd all Oh gosh That's a good one I would probably marry Hugo Yeah He's got a business and stuff Taxes will be paid

With Hugo And then I'd fuck Damo And you know Kyle Camo Nice Yeah

But yeah But yeah Kyle Demo didn't come for me me. And you heard it here first. Frazier would kill Kyle. Um, so, um, Frazier, Frazier of jet, do you harbor, do you still harbor resentment towards Kyle for standing up and doing that? No. You don't. He's, he's got, he's been his drinks too much. Okay. That's what we chocked it up to, too. Uh, okay, a couple last questions. Paula Murphy, um, are you allowed certain areas on the boat where you can smoke?

so in theory it is to be discussed with the captain in the beginning of the season where smoking is allowed to be taken place never happens it should going forward and that usually is going to be on the bow which is an area that's totally unaffecting i was going to say you can burn the fucking thing down well on the bow there's nothing truly flammable um don't quote me on that but it's away from the guests and it's out of the wind um guests really sorry crew really shouldn't be smoking on charter and what a Have we, we've talked about this before. You guys are still fiercely loyal to the analog cigarette. Vaping, how is that? It's not great. It looks so bad. I hate watching it back and seeing it. It's so tacky.

No, I don't, I think it's, it's cool if the right person does it. No, it's never cool. There's no. No, it is cool sometimes, but, but exceedingly rare. All right, L. Nicholson, probably final, uh, barnacle question. if Dylan were to cosplay as a sea rat and become a stew, how long would you put up with his bullshit before firing him? And does he get the same grace as so-so?

Thank you, Al. Thank you for that question. Thank you so much for that question. I think you'd last a good amount of time. Yeah, I think I would too. I think you're a pretty decent bloke. Thank you. Listen, you work at your own pace.

Thank you. But I don't think you've got a bad bone. No. Well, I'm hoping you don't. No, I don't have a bad bone. I'm not good with laundry, but I can figure. it out. No, I'd put you outside.

There's no way you'd work. Multiple questions asked. They love you on the show and they want to know if you'll, if you're asked back, will you continue on the show? Yeah, I will, I'll continue if they won't be back. Okay. And we'll just have to see when, when an earth that could be. I think Andy loves you.

I don't think Andy has a say in any of it. Oh. Thank you again for a really, really great season. I'm sorry that we hurt you. We're friends now. We're friends now. I'm so. I can't even like that I think it's official.

I can't remember what I go to say. I think we'll talk about it. Oh, do you remember? No. We'll figure it out though. Okay. Get in the comments.

Let us know if you have any more questions for Frazier. We'll ask him in a couple years. And get in the comments with other stuff. Oh, my wife says she loves you and also wants to know, uh, skin regimen. What are you doing? Yeah. She said you're a perfect skin. I'll tell you after.

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