Another Below Deck Podcast - Season Finale | Below Deck S12 E16

Episode Date: September 16, 2025

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And he says, who doesn't like fucking? I have an answer for you, Kyle. Male spiders. Because after they ejection, their head gets filled. The female removes their head. And who wants their head removed after while they're in the refractory period? I'll be a male spider. You'd be a female spider.

Come on to me. Hey, come on over here. You want to. Oh, I don't know. Don't you want to release? Kind of. But I'd also. really like to you're not going to chop my fucking head on the far you oh i don't want to yeah

hi hello and welcome to another brand spagging new episode of an um are we rolling you are oh great uh hi hi it's bad tv Permission to come aboard. Permission granted. I am here with the, dare I say, eclectic, Patrick Hickey. Ecclactic, what do you mean by that? It's the wrong word to you. You're not eclectic.

You like what you like. You like turkey sandwiches and you like fucking buzz balls. It's buzz ball Friday. It is buzz ball Friday. Kalin. Yeah. Oh, you know. Don't, or, this, he is here to work tech, the cameras and keep us in line.

But there's buzz balls. Well, then you get up and get a buzz ball. Don't order Kalin around, okay? I wasn't ordering. I was asking politely. Do you want to buzzball? I got a white claw, thank you. Unless it's required. Why don't you get up and get a buzz ball?

I'll tell you what, I'll get you a buzz ball and you talk about how you hated this episode. No, no, no. I didn't hate the episode. Okay. It just, it was done differently. Clearly there's a different production company in charge now. It was more like they really started the book ending right out of the gate with this episode. Typically, they try and pretend that it's not the last episode.

and then we spend the last 10 minutes with goodbyes that no one gives a fuck about. So this was kind of different. I'm going to get into my thoughts and knots out of the gate. I do have my buzz ball. It's Buzzball Friday. I'm sorry. No, no, no.

Those are Casamigos. Give me a buzz ball, please. There's a buzz ball right there. Everybody drink along. Go to your local, like, gas station. Yeah, go to your local gas station. and if they have a liquor license, they'll have these there.

Oh, okay. You want me to get you the buzz ball? I'm staring at a butt ball. Just get up and get the buzz ball. All right. Patrick, get up and get the buzz ball. I'm going to finish my thoughts or not. You are such a diva.

You know, this episode, while I didn't hate it, does not deserve the respect that we normally treat these episodes. Are you talking about from us? Yes. Oh, well, sorry, I'm all thrown. We had a fly in here.

You're acting like fucking Mariah Carey right now. So I'm a little thrown. Okay. Well, I'm really excited because Frasio's coming. Okay. Can you get a buzz ball? Yeah, I'm going to get a buzz ball. And then can you get me a costume?

Yeah, you got. Okay. Last charter of the season. Very fun episode. Kind of. The last episode is always lacking in. The last episode is, thank you, baby. The last episode is always a little.

lacking by way of content content purpose purpose vision direction um but yeah the last 10 minutes are usually goodbyes um i would wonder what what would it look like to have a cliffhanger of a below deck finale oh yeah well you know because they used to do it with lost all the time yeah i think every episode ended like that actually yeah so did breaking bad i kind of missed that component. Yeah. With Lost, though, it was more like, I don't give a shit anymore. Yeah, I think that's the set of it was like, I wonder what's going to happen next. Yeah. Um, well, yeah, I would have loved to have ended the season with like, do Jess and Barb's like go off into the sunset? You can't do that, though. You can't do that. Well, because we know the answer. It goes fucking nowhere because they're sea rats.

Okay, all right. So anyways, um, we weren't, uh, the biggest fans of this episode. But, but, but we let's, let's rate, um, the season as a whole. I'm happy to do that. Let's do a little positivity because I think that you and me alike thought that this was the best season we've had in a while. I enjoyed myself. I actually thought last season of Dananda was pretty good too. De Ananda.

I've been told by sources that there's another sea rat being born out of the next season of med, but I guess we'll see about that. Why don't we ask, Kaelin, are you watching this with your lovely wife, Amy? I've seen bits and pieces of it. I watch kind of the beginning of the season. I haven't seen the later episodes. That doesn't speak well of the season, I guess. Couldn't keep his attention. Oh, God. All right, back to you, Del. What do you think? I thought this season was genuinely so fun. I thought it was incredible, exemplified in the Ball of Snakes chalkboard that we saw at the end.

I mean, that is one of the key ingredients. I'm not trying to be pervy, but it's one of the key ingredients of a good season. We have to have sucking. We have to have fucking, okay. Thank you, Soleil. Thank you, Soley. Thank you, Jess. She almost pulled off the hat trick. I was talking to my wife the other night.

A lot of people, evidently, are not fans of this season. And I'm like, you have three hot lesbians on one season of below deck. Like, what? higher cast back exactly how it is stands chef anthony that's right so you got to always switch out the chefs because they all bring their unique own uh chaotic type of man you know it would be great we bring on a real fucking booze bag somebody with some real demons some skeletons in the closet he cooks for about six weeks fights with all the women right he's a he's a chauvinist pig now i don't want to subject the women to that so maybe not but he's got demons he kills somebody

or something he gets fired week six then bring on chef anthony oh yeah is another redemption arc yeah yeah okay well um this time i'm trying to really give it my best he wanted to end up as a legend he can be a legend yeah well legendary status is hard what are your um your final thoughts though in knots i would give this season 97 pots 97 pods i've seen some of the uh comments out there about this season. People, they run four of these seasons a year. What are you expecting? You have young people trying to fuck each other while they're working. It's a perfect pot for great TV. Right. All right. Jesus Christ. I have no idea what people's expectations are. I like this season because how it broke trends of types that we've seen. For example, Olae Soley taking the mantle for

being an inconsiderate horn dog. That's normally reserved for male bosons. That was kind of fun. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. Rainbow in her past of bloodshed. That was unique. We've never had that before. No. We have had this. Kyle will have sex with a bagel if it consents.

Just as a fuck girl, chef Anthony, well, not everybody's had someone. You don't need to. Well, I was going to say, it's the final. It's a good point. It is the last episode. Not everyone's had a person be at your baptism and also have sex with your wife. I have baptism. Right?

That's pretty unique. Baptism and wedding. Yeah. And then, of course, Fraser stepping around landmines to not fire someone. I can't wait to ask him about that. And of course, our favorite captain, Captain Kerry. I love the season. I'm going to give it 44 knots. That's a lot. That's a lot of knots. All right. Last we left off, Shian, the Fath Anthony was flipping out a bit over the fire and ice thing. He said, we're not doing

an ice and fire dinner. We're not doing it. How's your bus bowl? It's delicious. Yeah, you like a bus ball. You drink one of these. If you are out, of control with this guest interview you're going to have to shut down the buzz ball i'm going to be pretty pissed i don't ever want my addiction to get to that point dylan right because that's when you know it's a real addiction to be fair to you i was going to say you've never let it happen in the past but you rarely let it happen in the past you're professional thank you and i love you i love you kaelin how you doing good thank you great so um anthony says there's going to be no fire nice dinner fuck this, I'm not doing it, right?

And Frazier says, just shut up and do it. And he does. The table, we get up to the place where the table is. That's good hosting. It looks like shit. I agree. It looks like absolute shit. I agree.

But Chef Anthony is working hard in the bells of the boat. He's throwing oregano in smoke guns, and he's really making it happen. First course is an iced avocado mousse over black garlic paste. black garlic, a fermented form of garlic and iced avocado is, I mean, it sounds a little gummy, sounds a little gross. I mean, I think it can be done well, you know, TB12, you know, your favorite TB12 was addicted to the stuff, you know, avocado ice cream. Really? Oh, yeah, people really enjoy it. So I think it can't have a nice mouth feel, right?

There's enough fat there. There's enough fat there. So nice way to start. The only way I can kind of put myself in that position is every once in a while when I order a subway sandwich and I ask for some tomatoes on my sandwich. Yeah. And they'll pick the tomato that is stuck to the side of the aluminum can and it has like freezer burn over it. Right, right, right. I'm like, please don't put that tomato.

But they do and then you eat it. Right? Yeah. So, Jess and Babs, before we get back to dinner. Oh, yeah, that's a meanwhile. Jess says, while cradling her vape. I want to see where this goes. Goes nowhere.

Goes nowhere. It's, this is going to be a convoluted comparison, but if you've seen Ad Astra, you know, they go into the far-flung reaches of space to try to find alien life, and there is none. Oh, I thought they were trying to find his dad who disappeared. Well, he was trying to find an alien life, and then he's going to find his dad. Oh, very underrated film, very underrated film.

Yeah, that one fell off. Probably no one will remember it, and then it comes on TV, like in 30 years, and you're like, wow. That was the last movie I saw at the Cineramadone. Before it closed. Before it closed. And how is it not opened? What are they going to put there? I used to drive by there and see premieres.

Put a theater there. Just make it. How is that not open? So crazy. L.A., get it together. All right. So, yeah, you guys are going nowhere. And kudos to Babs.

Just such an adult this episode. I just love Babs. She's the best. She's being real. She's been the most real this season as a cast member. She has reservations about this because, of course, Jess is an immature twit. So she should.

A twit? Twit. Isn't that mean kind of like confusing and kind of not serious? I think so, yeah. Sometimes I just say words and they mean the opposite. Oh, me too, babe, me too. A twit. Twit can refer to an informal, it's an informal British slang for a silly or foolish person.

Or it can refer to the podcast network, twit.tv. I meant a lot of. And that's Google. That's Google, not me. All right, so listen, next course, scallop roulet, spicy cucumber gistpacho, flambay. with cognates, smoked risotto, mushroom risotto. The guests cannot taste the smoke. Okay, they cannot taste the smoke.

And then the last course is a baked Alaska with a grand marion. Once again, I will say he knocked this out of the park. He did such a good job with the theme. He sweated quite a bit before we got the plates down, but Anthony knocked it out of the park for his last meal of the season. I give it seven pots. Seven pots. I wouldn't want to eat it.

I would. I am going to do something crazy here. I'm going to invite him to come to L.A. and cook me the same meal, and I will pay for it. That's how impressed I was. Yeah. If you're a listener, despite the fact that I've mocked you over the course of 27 episodes about your uncle fucking your wife.

Ignore. I'd love to. You know, it would be great if he came out here and then cooked you that dinner and you paid him for it. And then you guys could sit down and just have a heart to heart. tell me what happened he was on watch what happens life he told the whole story really yeah what was the whole the three of them were working on a boat with each other and uh and she basically they just connected and uh she dumped his ass he banged and that was six months before he started

filming his first season wow where he lost his mind they're still together and uh andy asked great question like where are they now and he's like they're trying to have a baby i think and my dad's dead his dad's dead his dad's dead dead yeah okay so anthony and fraser really bro out they did a great job with the season got it over the line nothing too disgusting

a plus yeah my first question of uh frazier because at the end of this episode not to get ahead of ourselves so fraser goes i never want to work with another chef again and if you guys dare me to ask this question i'm going to go fraser you said that to him and i have a question for you how did you do that with a straight face okay all right the next thing we get is an ass shot of saline

in a bed beautiful beautiful okay um so yeah uh kyle is once again on this fucking don quixote donkey riding into town going i think i found my one true love you know i mean this kyle and he he says it himself you know maybe i get to you know, overblown with the feelings and stuff. I mean, Salin has, she's necked everybody on the cast almost. And what are we even thinking here?

Well, even if she hadn't, what do we think? Okay, okay. Well, he was on his own journey too. He tells us,

sorry to recap this still, that he'd be lying if he didn't say he had feelings for her, and they might just have a future. And, and I was thinking, like, wouldn't it be beautiful if they had sex in restrooms, around the world you know my wife and i we really connected at the hollywood bowl that's where we like to

connect you know and see live shows and others like to connect under a urinal yeah yeah yeah and it's what makes the world go around because we're all different you can't use rick steves for that kind of travel i went to the bowl recently i forgot to tell you uh what show hiatus coyote oh yeah sunday show okay no it was a wednesday or a tuesday show oh it would be tuesday that's classical so probably Wednesday. Yeah, was it a Wednesday show? It's just too much trying to get out of the house with a young kid. Oh, what time were you home?

And how much did you? Called the sitter, my sister-in-law. She's on the phone screaming, crying. We're just like, we got to get the fuck out of here. She cannot handle that. She's not equipped. So you left the show early? Oh, yeah.

We left the show one song into the main act. Kids ruin life. we saw snarky puppy who they were absolutely incredible the band before snarky puppy was one of these you know when musicians are so talented they go atonal oh yeah and they it's it literally was it's not that i didn't like it it's that i was tortured by it it was so bad okay so my wife hates the band fish now which she's never seen live because we saw trey anastasio at the hollywood bowl and he had one of these little smarty bands there doing all the a tonal 12-tone stuff sounds like dissonant annoying us for an hour and she's like let's get out of here and she always

attributes that to fish and I'm like no no fish no that's not fish fish jams I like they jam fish is fun okay so we got to move on to the episode that we're here to talk about big fireworks fireworks show for the end of the season they did it fraser finished the season with the same team which is kind of crazy you don't see that a lot good job frage yeah he gets uh he reflects on how far they've come. And he gives a pretty weird analogy. He said they started off like a dog with three legs infected with syphilis. No, that doesn't sound like him.

He did say that. And now they pulled it off. This is where it's important. I think I would like an ally. And I know that, you know, again, Kalen's not watching the show. We mentioned the show. The negotiations were kind of tense, right?

With Kalid. With Kalin. Kailen was quite rude. But, yeah, it would be nice. We got them, though. It all worked out, right? Common ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Both parties benefiting. You know, the fans were commenting that they haven't heard from your agent Brian in a while. Have they? He's still involved. Your agent Brian. He's working other angles for me currently. Okay. Yeah, I have other projects in the can that...

Okay. You're allowed to do other projects? It's not a big deal at all. He's the one who got me out of servitude to Uber, okay? I owe a lot to that man. Yeah, and that man does a tremendous, he's a real piece of shit, and he's, he's unnecessarily sassy. He takes a defensive posture at everything, but that's why you like him. And he's also severely burned all over his body, and I think he has one arm.

Two, he has two. Maybe he has one leg. He's missing one leg. No, he's missing all, all his fingers on one hand. Oh, got it, got it, got it. Got it. Got it looks like a baseball bat. Okay.

people have said that. All right. Um, good to, good to talk about Brian again. Yeah. Okay, but we've got work to do. Um, it's the last night, um, but so, this is where the show goes sideways, by the way. Soso does not give a fuck. Okay. Soso feels like the dinner has been served. She's up late, now cleaning. So what she's going to do is do handstands and get drunk. Okay. Now, she's taking shots with the guests. She's jumping into the arms of Damo. As I mentioned, she's doing handstands and drinking and Katniss finds her and she pleads with her please please please finish the work so I can go to bed and this is when you realize that um so-so is just pure evil pure evil she mocks her laughs in her face laughs in her face I have to say this though about rainbow

this is a TV show don't take yourself too seriously and this is the last day. No need to pen a multiple screen message, toome about how you need to fire this place. No, this was the last dime dropped and it was a big dime. Might as well have been a quarter.

Frazier wakes up the next morning and goes, you know, I've woken to a tone. And I see both sides. You know, what Frazier doesn't know, and I don't know how he couldn't know, because, you know, we didn't work with her, but we do know the violence that Rainbow is capable of. So to see that Tom come across the text,

Frazier should know that that was done to stave off violence, right? Ah. So I understand Rainbow's route, and I understand that Frazier's exhausted by it. Yeah, I get that. I also understand in a certain way, and people might be surprised by this, Olai's kind of posture that night.

It's last night. Yeah, fuck off. You know, the guests are going to remember that someone that works on the boat took a shot with me right fuck it yeah no one reported that to carry but also you don't need to be mean to rainbow for by the way i was going to say uh you know have you ever worked with someone where you just go oh this person is the person that they are and whatever i give up you remember that portly moron that used to punch walls kaelan you remember that portly moron they used to punch walls sorry i hate that i know so much and the fans know

two and you've never named him and you've brought him up 75 times okay so it's drop off day we thread the needle one more time and get to one more tip of the season but before that jess is going to go to new york with barbs and we are actually talking about children okay i love this all right so this is you're going to have children jess you i love the children the children are beautiful dear they're beautiful. Only exclusively little boys. Okay, all right, got it, got it, got it. You never liked a girl.

Jet's sitting around the world. Why wasn't there an eight-year-old girl on the plane? Because they smelled bad. We talked about it last episode, okay? Jess tells us she doesn't know what the future holds with Barb's, but she's open to having children. Wild. Absolutely wild.

Jess, I have some advice for you. String together. 10 days without you making out with another person? And then we can think about kids. All right. So fat envelope, 195,000 in tips this season, 28 to end. I might be a C-Rap. And we're going to belly first, then dinner, okay?

They go to this castle. They go to a castle, yes. Saline whips out our tits, and then we get back to the boat and ready ourselves for a night out. Seven tequila, two vodka shots, please. we've got a we've got a phone call to answer go ahead yeah yeah hey guys quick break to talk about an amazing sponsor factor factor is our favorite meal company bar none fall always feels like a reset between back to school busier routines and shorter days finding time to cook can be tough dare i'd say impossible i mean i am post mating this postmating that if you have factor you don't

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Dylan, I don't appreciate your... He's getting very upset with me right now, because I've been ridiculing him for not knowing how to use technology. But I have people that do, Dylan. I have people to do. What Patrick likes to do is build in buffers away from his successful use of applications on his cell phone. Can we get back to the show now? Yes. Okay. We're back. Great. So happy to hear from those sponsors. They're the best sponsors. They're the best sponsors.

I love those sponsors. Yeah, they were really, really good. And we're happy that they're sponsoring the show. But getting back to the episode, we go out to dinner, vodka shots are ordered, The kela shots are ordered, and we're ready to rip it up. Okay. Scottish and Salen. But first, Babs and Jess. Babs and Jess chat. There's no other way to say it. Babs fucking dumps her.

She dumps her. She cuts this little C rat loose. Yeah, she really does. It's necessary because she doesn't want to be hurt again. And old Patty has been hurt. I know how this feels. No one likes, it's one of those worst things. ever it's like uh it's like losing someone and mourning them that's what that's what a bad breakup

or a relationship that doesn't go the way that you're thinking does yeah so people want to not allow that am i right 100% in your air force ones i love that patty's wearing air force ones it's like uh it's like losing a pet actually that's what i compare like a bad breakup oh really don't you think no losing a pet is way worse Well, how bad is the break-up? It's bad like you lost a parrot. Right, exactly. So, for example.

You lost a parrot. We have a lunatic neighbor, right? She lives next to us. She's a nutbag. Okay. And she walks around the neighborhood with bare feet and frazzled hair. She looks like Shannon Bador. And her dog have almost kicked numerous times,

and I think I might have set off her recent bout of mania by yelling at her about the dog, right? So she screams the other morning. Next thing you know, the parents are there. they're in the courtyard, they're very upset. And Cis goes, I feel so sad for them. I go, I don't. They don't take out their fucking trash.

And she goes, they've been in a relationship for four years. And to me, I mean, how long have you been with Cherie? 13 years. I've been with Sheree for, or with Cici for like 15 years, okay? So four years. That's a parrot. It's a parrot. Get out.

I don't give a shit nutbag. Put your fucking trash on the sidewalk. A parrot talks. Sorry. all over the place. All over the place. We're having fun. Yeah, yeah. It's Buzzball Friday. Buzzball Friday. Three ladies have broken my heart and I had to protect it. So I understand where Barb's coming from. Totally, Barbes. All right. Then there's the crying child in the restaurant.

Oh, yeah. All right. So Linda, not like that. No, she doesn't like children. A couple of people, I don't think Fraser likes children either. I, uh... Frasier's really good with kids. Yes, he is. But, um, you don't want to hear one screaming while you're trying to enjoy a dinner. Yeah. And, you know, I think that restaurant. have to be very, very explicit with their children, no children policy. I mean, right? If we're at I hop, I expect to see kids. If I'm at Carbone, if there's a child, I'll attend.

Right. No kids. I was, uh, Christmas Eve is when I used to fly back to Massachusetts, uh, when I'd leave L.A. to visit my family. One trip in particular, I had like eight people on the fucking plane. Uh, one baby cried the entire five and a half trek there. I was like, 25 at the time. Like, yeah, whatever.

Actually, I was probably on drug. or something. But at some point after three and a half hours, some old fucking guy, I never saw his face go, and this is Christmas Eve, by the way, he was like, someone shot that fucking kid up. I'm so worried as a parent to fly. We have to go

to Virginia, and then we have to go to Italy. Italy. We're going to Italy next year for my sister-in-law's wedding. I don't know, I can't handle the eyes. You know, when you walk on and they're like, oh, here we fucking go. I don't even want that. I have advice

for you. Okay. Look like you're trying to shut the kid up. That's all people. Well, I'll definitely be trying to shut the kid up. When you do that, at least they see you trying. Yeah. Like, they don't expect it. People are still dicks, though. Anyways, we got to get back to the show. Sorry. It's derailed so many times. It's Buzz Bowl Friday. Um, okay. So, Selen says that her and her and Scottish hold hands and talk about what they're going to be in the future, which is obviously nothing. They have siggies. They're going to slam into each other and they're never going to speak again. Maybe. Well, hold on. Not according to him. He tells her, yeah, I'd like to see again. And she says, I have mixed feelings about this because in two days I, my mind might change and I might start

boinking someone else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm a free spirit. You know, I saw someone wrote in our Patreon comments. And this was so rude. Will you guys please ask Frazier if Selen smelled of cum all the time? And it's like, come on. Come on, P-Merve. Come on. Come on. So funny, though.

Probably not. I mean, it'd be hard to smell of cum all the time. Yeah. It's a familiar smell, though. It's a cleanish smell. It smells like bleach. All right. Kyle understands reality, and he hopes to go out tonight, his words, with a bang.

Yeah. And he says, who doesn't like fucking? I have an answer for you, Kyle. Male spiders. Because after they ejecting, the female removes their head. And who wants their head removed after, while they're in the refractory period. I'll be a male spider. You'll be a female spiner.

Come on to me. Hey, come on over here. You want to? I don't know. Don't you want to release? Kind of. But I'd also really like to. You're not going to chop my fucking head off.

Yeah, I'm going to. Oh, I don't want to. Yeah. Poor spiders. Yeah, you're thinking you just ejaculated, you know, you came and you're like, no care in the world, except for my fucking head, you know? Yeah, yeah. No care in the world except for the person or spider that just made you come.

I mean, that is, you're in such a vulnerable place. Brutal. So, scary. All right. So anyways, we get back to the calves, but not before the ball of snakes really ratchets up. Everyone is making out with everybody, including Damo and Selen. Salon is, you can guarantee, you can count on Salon for a couple of things.

Smoking, sigs, being indifferent to other people's emotions, and just saying sea rat shit. She's so good at saying sea rat shit. She's an encyclopedia of sea rat history. Yeah. So she says, what? She says, I don't like to think about the future. It makes me anxious. now that's a lot of people go through that but sea rat specifically go through that a lot i mean

they're scared of it oh yeah yeah the future is horrifying you can't you can't float forever right um okay so we get back to the cabs and the the boys ask selen after she hooks up with damo hey what are you doing it was mostly chefy yeah because he understands the pain of someone being exactly exactly but he goes, well, what the fuck? I know that you guys aren't dating or anything, but still, do you not care about him? Way to go, Sheffey. We get back to the boat,

Salon and Damo make out, and Kyle is pissed off. He is very, very pissed off. He's being a pouty little butthole, right? He's sitting up in his top bunk, and I'm thinking this entire time, if she jumps into his bed and starts, I don't know, sorry to be crass,

but sucking him off, all will be forgiven. And that's essentially what she does. She just says, come to the guest, cabin. And he says, Do you mind if I wipe some of Damos's face off your face? Right. And let's get it on.

Yeah. And they get it on. They wake up the next morning. There is lube and smut and lust all over this room. And condoms. Thank God. Oh, yeah. C rats have to use protection.

I mean, all of us have to use protection. Um. I think this is the end of the episode. Yeah. It's a bunch of goodbyes. Yeah. I think we should keep everything in. We're not going to keep everything in.

But if you want to hear, I mean, this episode, this episode was bananas. This is banana. This is why you subscribe to the five dollars. Did we fight on air? Did we? Did not stop the recording? So yes. Okay.

So you can hear Dylan and I fight. Okay, great. Fraser's coming and we were trying to get him in Uber. Okay, great. If you want to hear all that chaos, go to Patreon.com. Go to Patreon.com. It's an uncensored tier, too. So it's $12 a month.

Just forget that you signed up for it. Can I say something? Yeah. so are we so we're still doing the podcast okay the reason we both screwed up on his uber is it was a boulevard not a street i sent him the street you then just sent him the drive no i send him the drive you send him the drive it's he didn't put that maybe it's an english thing okay okay okay okay all right uh last thing we would be remiss if we didn't bring it up Rainbow and Salin, bury the hatchet.

No, they don't. No, they don't. If a hatchet is going in Soleil's head. And vice versa. Right. You know, I mean, Salin gets Rainbow down on the couch and she goes, hey, I just want to apologize. Or no, what is Rainbow? What is So-So says?

She says, I want to tell you maybe sorry or so. Great start. Okay. And Ben says very quickly, but are you? sorry for anything. To which Catna says, absolutely not. And Rainbill says, well, I was actually kidding. I'm not sorry about anything either. They go great and then they walk away. That is conflict resolution in a nutshell. Beautiful, beautiful way to resolve all of your issues and depart into the sunset, which is what we're doing on this season. I got to say, I'm really sad. I'm not excited for

med. You're not. No. We're going from Captain Kerry to Captain Sandy. Have you seen the He's out of his fucking mind. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. And that'll last four episodes. Are you excited for Sandy? She's growing on me after 11 years. Would you be excited for Lee to come back if he came back?

I mean, you'd have to have, like, robotic parts on his body to get him moving around that boat again. He can't really move, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'd welcome him back. Yeah? Mm-hmm. Eh. Can you do it, please?

All right, get in the comments. Let us know what you thought about the episode. We love you guys very much. We'll see you next season. In two weeks. In two weeks. They're taking a week off for some reason. I wonder what they're going to put in its place.

Well, you don't need below deck every week. I think that's... You don't? No, probably not. That's probably why they're taking a week off. And we appreciate it. We need a little break. But yeah, love you guys for listening all season.

Thank you so much for the support. If you'd like to donate a little or a little more, go to patreon.com slash another podcast network. Follow Kaelin at Badass Eats. That's Eats with a Zee. and get in the iTunes ratings and reviews, five stars, kind words, okay? Or one star.

We really should have, you know, we'll do that to start next season. We'll do some iTunes ratings. We've got to get to 2000. I think we're there. I'm not sure. I haven't been looking. We've got to read some reviews next episode.

Love you guys. Thank you. Have a great week. Goodbye, Kaelin. Bye. No. No.