Kill James Bond! - September 11th, 2009: A Day That Will Live in Infamy | Below Deck Down Under S1 E3

Episode Date: July 20, 2022

Nick, Dylan and Pat are back to break down the horrors of 9/11/09, the beautiful city of Philadelphia, a lack of balls of snakes, coats of arms of former mall cop strippers, rocking on and even more Below Deck Down Unda.The full season of Below Deck Down Under recaps is ALREADY available only on our Patreon at https://Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkAlso available is our coverage of Below Deck Sailing and Love is Blind seasons 1 and 2 for both shows!Support our sponsors:Magic Mind: Visit https://MagicMind.co and use promo code “Jason” for 20% off.Apostrophe: Save fifteen dollars off your first visit with an Apostrophe provider at Apostrophe.com/BELOWDECK and use promo code BELOWDECKGreen Chef: Go to https://GreenChef.com/belowdeck135 and use code belowdeck135 to get $135 off across five boxes—and your first box ships free!Rothy's: Get $20 off your first purchase at https://rothys.com/BELOWDECKAthletic Greens: Visit https://athleticgreens.com/BELOWDECK for FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchaseBetterhelp: Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://Betterhelp.com/BelowDeckDame: BELOWDECK to take 15% off your first order at https://dameproducts.comFollow our audio versions ofAnother Below Deck Podcast Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/another-below-deck-podcast/id1216741721 ?Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1rmalsUw5vtXAXWo6RwsRx?si=8hzGWOciRJ6A9UKUpDV8CA&dl_branch=1 Check out our merch! https://anothermerchstore.comWe also cover Bachelor Nation very week on Another Bachelor Podcast https://bit.ly/AnotherBachelorPodcast_YouTubeThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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presents a Patreon exclusive recap of netflix's nope bravo's below deck say sorry next mess with the board I don't think anything's wrong with it it's very distracting that's why I always have I always have the headphones and see and you took my headphones that were in C so everything was quieter that's my bad I got frustrated with the cat's cradle of chords that were in front of me and like an infant child I just started pulling things out. I have nightmares about cords tangled piles of cords. So guys We have episode three to break down, but I feel like we might want to do a little housekeeping at the top I mean do you guys want to talk about last episode Gabby was super fun?

She was way too intoxicated, but you know we had a great time. See that. What did you go? Fucking see where you expect to it. What did you expect? I expected nothing less. Is she a Patreon listener that really colors my commentary and her appear just kidding. We love Gabby. Give her well wishes. She will never be seen on television again. We don't know that. We don't know that. It's just, come on, man. So we got episode, what is it? Episode three of season one of peacocks. Blow deck.

Say it, Dan, I'm so fucking out of my mind. Too many shows. Let's get to PSA, any public service? Enough, let's. Well, yeah, I guess, so this behind the paywall get ready. I guess, and two weeks time will be firing up our coverage of the ultimatum. And that's going to be a fun journey, right? Is it? I have no idea what that shows about? We're going to learn together. We're going to figure it out together, Nicky. So that's going to be fun. So that's the PSA.A just you know, keep giving us five bucks and we'll keep

Rolling out the content. We'll keep feeding you fat little piggies like I always say you guys know and Did you know you're hungry for content? I have a friend's podcast. They do a patreon It's fairly popular. You do a podcast on friends and you haven't told me I feel like they've buried the lead in a friendship I have some friends that do and guess what and I don't want to talk this is not talking about them It's a wonderful business thing they've done. They do for five bucks once a week They do a 12 to 15 minute behind the paywall thing for their patrons. That's there that's their that's their that's their business Yeah, gross. That's sickens me. Why because they sound like they sound like child abusers because we're dumb enough to be doing three, sometimes four hours of content behind a pay wall.

It's working. What we're doing, I sometimes feel like we have over promised and then you can never go backwards, but that's where we all are. That's right. You're a company and you start offering free lunch for all your employees. You try and pull that back when you have a bad couple months. Ooh, Santa Arkey. Hey guys, I'm in a little bit of a crisis right now. You need nicotine. As you could see, I've been kind of flying all over the world. Yeah, what have you been doing?

You need nicotine. Looking for a cord that will charge my, yep, and joy. Can we bring a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of pretentious, Dylan, okay? You don't want that from him. Unless we have a guest interview, that we should hide his nicotine before a guest interview. It'll be like a rabid dog. I'm sure those will go well. Mm-hmm. Oh, we just got a full annual year patron

just as I look down. Those are my favorites. Mine too. Yeah, yeah. Or actually 75, 61 Canadian, they just ponyed up. Hey, while he's busy over there, we don't need to wait for him. You wanna get into your thoughts and nots, Nicky?

Oh, wow, this feels cool. I feel rolled. We've had so many different two sums recently. I will get in my thoughts and nots. I don't have a lot of confidence in you. Yeah, let's get to that. Nice, no, man, can you take it away, Nick? No, look, no Pat pat why don't you go

for oh okay you know what I've been meaning to talk to you too because I called my agent Brian this morning I was alerted at some point in the last 24 hours that you guys apparently did a APS mocking the work that I do no no no no you heard broad Brian Brian has no sense of anything he's a dumbass he's fired yeah well that only is he a dumbass, but he does also not have really a sense of anything because of the horrific car accident that he suffered. When you say you spoke to him, you spoke to him

on his good ear because he does not have the other. Kind of like a two-faced type situation. Think about that kind of thing. That's beside the point. My point is, and then we'll move on with that have a break thoughts not is uh... i will listen to that particular podcast and find dissatisfied or feel mocked in any way i will entertain the idea potentially taking my pmc to uh... another uh... another platform that all the little patty that's very interesting because on a p s

presents pmc we did speak of the almost foregone caddiness that you're doing right now so we spoke of possible litigation from you after you'd heard it Brian brought it up I didn't say it well you know also one fuels the other where can they listen to you guys trying to mock my show? It's not mocking Imitation is a sincerest form of flattery. No, I don't know when it will come out I was planning on dropping it today, but we've got this Oscar talk that's coming up. Okay. I Needed up Dylan. I need it. Oh, well, this is the hybrid APS PMZ so do we call this PMZ put it out for five and then put ours out for five? Well, this is below that. Oh, right. Oh, all right. We'll figure it out. He's been put ours out for five. Well, this is below the stage. This is down on down. Oh, right.

All right, we'll figure it out. This has been such a rough start. I like it. Can you guys both do a call with Brian after this show? Yeah, of course. All right, what are your thoughts and not, Sneaky? I want Brian to get on the phone with Brian Yeditor who is actually taking on more of a agent type role recently.

He's a real, what do you call that? He's a Schostler. He's a shark. We were in call that? Like, he's a shark. He's a shark. We were in a shake. My thoughts and knots. I really like this episode. The evolution of my kind of, my opinion of Captain Cool Mom is really evolving fast.

I was like, wow, what a strapping man that I want to be. Wow, what a great captain, Ventress duty, so much better in Captain Lee. Where she was my dad. And then I'm like, oh, wow, he's kind of skeasy, he just loves to fuck his employees. And now I'm like, he's an outright bully, and I'm loving it.

Oh, wow. Him and Benny have a great dynamic. There's other fun stuff we'll get into. 80 knots. 80 knots, okay. All right, I'm gonna say something extremely controversial here. You know, I like a good villain. I like to hate a good villain.

Ryan is entertaining the hell out of me. Yeah. And I kinda like him. Yeah. I'm starting to get him. You know how people you meet people for the first time and you hate him. I don't think Dylan was a fan of him.

I mean, when we first met, but I grew on him, you know, because you get to know me after a while and you go, hey, Pat's cool, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, mean, I mean, I mean the surface, dig a little deeper into the man. But there's not a deep well to dig. He's trash from Philadelphia. You know when you see a piece of trash on the street in Philadelphia, you can't really dig, right? It's just a fucking giant Budweiser can that some dumbass Philly fan threw in the street because he doesn't respect his city. Or an empty glass bottle Miller highlight.

Or it was probably actually a Philly's fan that threw it at Santa during a Christmas parade. That's what those people do over there. Yeah, so I get your point. Yeah, but what's your fucking point then? I don't know. I'm gonna give it 60 knots. All right, so I don't like this.

Oh, I love rock horse too. What a fun episode. And I mean both the males and females. Yeah, I do. I knew you were going to have a lot of material to work with here because these were your peers when you were coming up. A little older, but yeah. Andy DeFrain, another notable rock whore. Yes. We have a stripper of the year. I don't know what entity gives that out.

The strippies. The strippies. The strippies. I'm guessing. And you might even be a rock addict. So as I said, I don't think this shows good. I don't think Aisha makes for a good chief still. You need a little bit of unlikeable sternness when you're gonna leave

sea rats like Magda and Ashley. People like that need to be kind of hammered out. Liquid hot Magda. Liquid hot Magda. So don't really like the dynamic there. Jamie is as boring as they come. Also a huge douchebag. I really don't like any of the

comedian Del Andy that they've cast this season. Outside of hot thrill seeking cap, then I'm really just not falling for anyone aboard this boat, except for Culver, but he's got a backseat role. I mean, this man is just not a feature of this show. He's fantastic. Dylan, I'm glad you said that. I know'm making the boasting. Let's get a fucking season Dylan hold on I know this is your thoughts and nots, but I must interrupt for one second your pots cover

Covers not even a fucking see rat. I mean is both his parents are alive still for Christ sake He just has a passion for the ocean. And fun. Right. He's the entertainment director. Yeah. But he doesn't deserve on that. He's got his life together too much and he's way too positive and he has no horrific backstory. Right. He's not a sea rat. My book. Well, speaking of horrific backstory, that's kind of where we pick up this episode. We're still at the dinner table where Benny is still being really fucking uncool. He's not wearing the disco helmet, he's not being a team player,

and now he's telling his boss, you better change your fucking tone. I mean, while the confidence of the youth who have experienced trauma over the past six months. Well, he had, remember, he had had very niche category. He touched on it He said look it's been a tough fucking year man. How about a little pause in a recent Reinforce me here both my parents are dead. Yeah, and then you know that horrific Event that took place over the last year or so, you know that that I guess Nick the host of another podcast show refers to as the flu Yeah, sigh out flu. Depends on your white closet.

Right. Right. Right. Yeah, I don't like this Benny guy. I punch him in the face. He also said, well, first off, he asked Jamie, where were you? A cop or something? And Jamie's not forthcoming with it. And he's like, yeah, Mel, stripper cop in a fireman

and whatnot and whatnot. Yeah. And Benny says, why don't listen to people? And then quickly pivot in the same breath and says, I'm listening to you. Yeah, that was what was so odd about that turn of phrase. It was so kind of indignant. And then, um, what's the word groveling in the same sentence, you know, the man is, it's, it gets to a broader point about his casting. Um, horrific. What happened to his family?

Terrific. Regardless of the relationship that he had with them, you still don't want your parents to leave planet earth when you're that young and that, um, you know, so short space to part. But don't come on the show. If that happened to you, um, and producers, I think this is likely what happened. Don't soul suck a young man onto the show for the drama. You can see how filled with pain he is. You can feel how pathetic he is. Do not soul suck him onto the show. It's just not fair. This is just not fair.

Dylan, come on, it's casting, man. What are we gonna do? We want more culverts? I mean, this fucking guy's worked so many times before. I mean, just copy, fucking Xerox it, baby. Pat, there needs to be dynamism to the pain. There can't be just one vanilla flavor of bummer the entire time. He's just a mopey little last hole, and I don't think that he provides a dynamic enough character arc on this show how about that c-rat that showed up to one of these boats weeks after her sister i

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you know, he's a man of his word. He was going to bother the restaurant staff about where the filet one, the filet cut was on the porter house. That's exactly what he does, what a hero. Points for keeping your word. And points deducted for being a nat of a human being. It's crazy. He kept his word. He's still at minus two points. Yeah, I know. That's how our score works. What was that, Pat? Just a really good sip.

Yeah, I'm enjoying myself. I'm back in the stew with you guys after you tried to hijack my show on Friday. All right, so former stripper is eyeing down Magda. Like she's a kind of vulnerable lame prey and says the spark is there. I'm ready to go. How wrong you are.

So we get our first, I just can't wait to hear your take on him when he has his turn. Yeah, this is gonna be fun. We're gonna put a bulletin' this at air. So we get our first hot tub night, Captain. Oh wait, did you mention that Captain Jason paid for the whole bill?

I'm gonna say Captain Jason is paid for everything and that makes the sea rats comfortably positioned a top cloud nine. They still have most of their tip money. Let's fuck, but also pump the brakes slam on the emergency brake as well. No one's going to turn into a ball of snakes this season at all. It's all fucking tepid bullshit. I got to get my Nicotine. I'm too. Is that where you're gonna go? Yeah. All right, I'll take over the show Nick. You want to say something? Yes

Dylan out of my backpack when you come back and you get my Celsius and There is one other. Oh and my sailors hatch from my backpack. Please this one over there too Nick. That one in my Jewels, Jewels washed and it lost all its start show it doesn't hold up i wear yours uh... but uh... and my thoughts on the captain looming up his uh... his his subordinates what a genius move it gives him free reign to have the pick of the litter the

rest of the season and like Dylan said it looped him up for a good night and hopefully abolisnakes well to be fair though and and like Dylan said it lubed him up for a good night and hopefully a ball of snakes well to be fair though uh... it is a night where they don't have to work uh... so uh... the birthright of the sea rats is in fact the hot tub uh... we will be grinding we will be twerking this shit is on nevermind it's over your sorry uh... we will be saying take it again pat no no no no grinding twerke you'll be odd. Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, man, a wild goose chase. And while you guys are doing all this

stuff, my professionalism is maintained, uh, mag lets us all know just because she has a boyfriend doesn't mean she doesn't get to rub her ass all up against a male co-workers cock to push until climax. It's just fun. after all. And she's well, Latina. I love her. She comes to climax in a very kind of subdued chill way. Yeah. I love her passion for what do I want to do? They first sell rather driving. Yeah. Really? Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do a poll. So Magda does have a boyfriend, but like you said, that does not mean that she can't free dance on co-workers, cock.

Cocked to push. Cocked to push. I did want to point out that you're writing it to. Things look to be eating up, and then we've got two bummer forces at work. A so-called rock in the spoke of the ball of snakes, wheel that's moving down the cell one. We've got Asia and Benny.

So Asia unfortunately has a boyfriend. She's at a commission the entire show. I mean, at least she was with the scouts or there was a budding horrific love that they had between them. I'm not saying, Asha's gonna rip her top off and go crazy on people, but she might fall in love, and that's completely off the table this season.

Also, we've got Benny just sitting next to her being an energy van pyre, because they shared pain earlier. So the two of them are just bummed out in single-watching this entire fucking thing. You know what someone should have pointed at Betty and go, hey, you ever see that movie with Macy, whatever, it's called The Cooler?

You know the guy who ruins everything? We make Macy. You're him, get out of here. Get out. I'd be like, oh, can you come? I thought you were an energy vampire. I thought you guys were talking about Macy Gray and the only movie I could think of

that she's in this training day, which I just watched. Counterpoint to Aisha having a boyfriend. I think I think it's actually a good thing because like you said She's prone to falling in love if she gets in a relationship and she picks off. I don't know She would never be with Colver Who else is who else is on the boat the captain the captain? Yeah, I guess I Man what would a ball of sleep Jamie's gonna have sex with somebody it went to bin A. She'll well no it wouldn't a bad casting number two force of bum out is to me who tries to remind Magda that she has a boyfriend To me get the fuck up block get out of here to me. She because she won a little bit of J. J.

Me. Don't do that. She won a little bit of a Jamie unfortunately He right right right unfortunately for us is the cock of the walk on this boat besides of course the captain Right, everybody knows captain's number one right Jamie number two. She got kicked off by by captain or by Jamie He dissed like was like I had no attraction and now she's falling down the totem pole to was like, I had no traction. And now she's falling down the totem pole to... Rai, yeah. Do early, get a guy to say. What a sad moment at the end.

Jamie is like the one marshmallow you get at the beginning of the delayed gratification test. And, oh, you know, Captain Hotpants is the five. Well, Dylan, I'm sorry, just a graph, another thought on your point. Yeah. The bum out really does happen here. And it could be a season ender when clarity is brought about

by who still has boyfriends and what not. Yeah. And no thanks to that. And even further, a real bum out was when Jamie was thankful for knowing he didn't need to waste his time with the Latina, but it was also enraged because he wouldn't fuck the two single ones, even if they walked in front of him Yeah, naked. Yeah, who said gentlemen don't come around anymore? You know what I mean?

Who said that they're still here? They're still here a real ugly turn from what I thought was gonna be a stand-up guy from this ex-police officer stripper from this ex-police officer stripper, oh god, taxi driver. Caxi driver. Shoes shine. I thought this guy was just gonna be a rock solid individual, galvanize the boat into doing good work. Instead, he's somewhat of a predator

who got a little petulant when turned out. Yeah, he's nothing but a juiced up fucking seerat. This guy, that's why Captain Hotpants is the real boasting of this boat. But the thing that frustrated me most with the extrapper is that he was morally furious at this lack of transparency. As though it would prevent him from getting his dick sucked if Magda wanted to.

He's a man of such a profound God of arms that he would stop if he knew she had a boyfriend We'll see he will pursue her for the rest of the season The other thing is yes, he was absolutely disgusting broadcasting his disgust with the only two girls left There's nobody on both. It's single. Well, we are. Well, I mean you too.

And I think two is cute. Yeah, bad night already. Please don't put that in my head, OK? Tumey is gorgeous. Throw up. I want to play Tumey sticks. OK, so from wedding crash, kind of. Then goes into, he just evolves into further fury,

a pulleteer, it's a puddle of mess. And that is when we find out that Britt is still kind of bruised by this. You know, Tumi is playing it cool. She knows she can fuck that pizza rat in the galley, you know? But Brit seems to in this moment have her worth informed by the extripper and it's sad But also Brit she got what I call

unintended trap no she wasn't rubbing her tits up in Jamie's face and thinking she's going to get some she just sitting off of the corner He's like, I don't want any of those pigs. He's like hey, I wasn't asking That's like when I went paintball in the first time in the first time I ever got shot with the paint balls when I was standing on the side of the course waiting to go in What the fuck I'm not even playing yeah, I know game on I'm not even playing yet. I know. Game on. God, I can't wait to talk about the memes, Abba Will Smith.

You just reminded me of one. But yeah, Bautiti, like you said, victim of Shrapnel, although she was standing there basically with like open mouth. Yeah, it's like waiting. She wasn't quite in the supply center, but I did appreciate it in the in the next morning. She took a little bit of I think we looked on her bedside or in her bedside table. She had a copy of Jaco Wilkins' extreme ownership

because she realized it was her fault. Right. That she got upset with Jamie. Well, I bet she was a misogynistic pig. Yeah, I also think she has a copy of the way of the warrior because I think that she was a huge jaco fan so next day Bag does up doing you know can you yell it please? Are you dying? Mag does up doing yoga Benny's meditating and Culver's running off those chips he hammered last night when hot captain wakes up

He sees mag to doing warrior poses and he also sees the cigarettes and the broken bottles strewn all over the fucking boat Anything on this well. Yeah, I just I it's interesting that the captain is cleaning up the bottles from the drinking shenanigans from I guess you'd say the Polish Latina yogi over there. She was partaking in her chakra. She's from the fiery land of Poland You know, the tropical landscape Poland. The women are so spicy in pro-deficit. Yeah, they're so spicy because they're eating so much pickled cabbage and that's what makes them so spicy. Anyways, so Jamie is furious in the morning.

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Well, because you have the ability to keep talking through it. So I'm like, he's still in the middle of a sentence. Ha, ha, ha. So, but you lost it now. I was right, I should pick up a house. Meanwhile, an alarm is sounded, also called a head game. I wasn't any actual emergency. I just called you up here to let you

that the guests will be here in two hours and the six smoke is still perming and the various door handles unwashed glasses and of course your faces. Yeah, absolutely so. Incredible Aussie accent from Pat. Yes, really good. This, it was weird in this.

See my improv. In this moment, I was very, I was actually lamenting that we didn't have Captain Lee here. You know what Captain Lee does every first meeting with his crew, he tells them the importance of their radio, not after a charter. And then he's like, who's got the radio? I don't know only for you.

That was embarrassing, Captain. That was embarrassing. You know what you should be less embarrassed about ramming that boat in the dock. Right, when you said, you know what Captain Lee does? The first time he meets his crew, I was rifling through a couple of options. Like, talks about eating ass,

pulls out an envelope with no plane tickets, but says there are plane tickets and then threatens to fire everybody. So far you're naming two consequences of not having your radio. And then he would bring up not having your radio and what a big of a deal, what a huge deal it is. But yeah, this guy corrals everybody onto the deck with a fake Dwight Shrute kind of routine. And Ryan is getting the alcohol pulled out of his toes by Magda when this is happening, poor guy.

So I'm sitting here looking at these kind of sad excuses for sea rats. I mean sea rats, they're all sea rats, but there is a spectrum of professionalism and talent within the sea rat world. And this is bad news bears here. It's Australia, dude. They're a little Lucy Goosey over there.

Bad news bears. I mean, these guys are the C squad. And I love Aussies because they're a fun people. But, and I've never been there. Haven't really met any of that personally, but in my opinion from outside, there's some of the dumbest people on the planet. Well, and they give up all their rights. It's if they take our right. It's if Arizona,

just the entire state was Australia. Yeah, I'll even give it Florida. When I own that tour company, I don't know if a lot of Americans do this, but there are three countries that visit America the most are of course Mexico, Canada and Australia. I can't tell you how many little Aussies I had sex with when I owned that tour company. Really fun people. Yeah, there are fun bunch. They've got really good vibes. They're super dumb though.

Yeah, little jokes. Yeah. Yeah. And it sucks what they're repeatedly with their tour guide. No, we don't have to yet because I had a point about Ryan in the galley being hung over. This is a mark of like the shitty chefs. Basically getting fucked up with the crew. Look at Marcos and look at Ryan.

Look at Rachel. Right. Well, I guess she's at her moments, but on most of the nights out, she was in there, she was never like catching 8.45 AMZs in the communal area on the couch. I mean, this guy, it's unbecoming of, he's supposed to own that galley.

Yeah, he's not a hangover here. He's a dude of the culinary arts and he's blacked out, but you know, he's not a steward. He's a pizza rat. He's the kind of rat that was dragging that slice down the steps, but he says, oh, I'm really good at cooking and the dish of the guests have to sit down sit down when I will you're a pizza rat. Hey, before we get to the fan favorite, I'm, uh, segment, uh, the, uh, what do we call

it the PSM? Yep. Uh, can I do a meanwhile? Of course. Yeah. Meanwhile, uh, mad calls your boyfriend to, uh, get in front of the footage, you'll see in a few months. Yeah.

And I, to me attempts to explain to us how the various cultures process jerking off another man's penis with your asshole, the climax, climax. It turns out there are differences. Yeah, yeah. People in Poland and or her second home South Africa, which he's not from, I don't think. Are completely cool. This is cool.

This is fucking, let's all be adults here All right guys time to get the second one of the season episode three p sm2. It's time for the Refragship mailing Duh, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt. What's with the production not adding in the actual music and you're just doing that dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, that thing? Is that too much work? We got to pay more money to do that or something?

Uh, or, cause I feel like Very confused about what he's asking. The music. The music. I knew what he meant, but I feel like Brian definitely puts it in. There's a whole- There's a whole animation. Is he not? Is he not been putting in? Cause it does add some time to the edit. So I understand- I put it in every single time. In our last episode, Preference Sheet Meeting uh-

Are we talking video or audio? I'm talking audio. So Pat, let me ask you a question. When you looked at Nick and asked that question, vaguely of production, yeah. Knowing full well that it was I who have evidently made this mistake. It is nice to be alerted of such things.

Although I was unaware. But I was unaware. Who knows if you were listening to this in a kind of 7-Eleven two buck chuck fugue state or if you were fresh off a cup of Joe in the morning on the way to sell sneakers who knows what state you were in. Don't be a caddy little seed dog huh and stir the pot here okay Okay. Let's get to the preference She made him gonna grab another beer and cool off. All right. Well, I want to say something before we get into the

PSM part to second. I got it. I got to just nip this in the bud before this catches on You've ever heard like a guy's win a fraternity. They get really offended when you call the fret It's it's It's disrespectful. I would like to, here too, for only refer to it fully as the Preference Jeep meeting. This is not a bad time of the month for women or other initialisms that you may not use. I was doing it for brevity. I know it's PMS, but still it's close. And stop with the Preference, H.M. with a prep friendship! Shade it!

Randall and Suzy Waller from Sydney. Randall Waller is an acclaimed rock musician who has toured the world as a lead guitarist for such stars as Shania Twain, Elton John and Keith Urban. Shania Twain, no stranger to luxury living. He's experienced his fair share of super yachts, private jets and five star hotels. Having been served by the best in the world, including stinks, own personal chef. Randall has high expectations. And just to give you a little background on Randall, I mean, man, is this guy decorated? If rock stars had like those things that military guys do, he'd need a whole

another jacket, I mean, stripes. He started, yeah, whatever, you know, the things, decorations. Yeah, you know, the things. Avion, he started in a band Avion on Australia in 1980s pop rock band formed in 1981 that was originally named Lionheart. The lineup was Evan Moran keyboards, Martin Toulin guitar, and three brothers. John Waller on drums, Kendall Waller on bass guitar, and Randall on lead vocals and lead guitar. The group issued two albums, Avion in 1983,

the self titled debut album and white noise in 1987. Late in 1987, Murray died in a car accident. A group disbanded. I think they were destined for big things, but Randall would not be deterred. According to Australian rock music historian, Ian McFarland, a group had a strong cult following, brand of melodic, American influence, adult oriented rock

met with the virtual indifference at home. And again, but then he, like I said, he wasn't gonna stop there. He was gonna continue to pursue his music career. Rock on. Rock on. And he did so. Rock on. He started, well, I don't know what happened from 1987 to 1998, but in 1998 he started

as guitar and vocals with Shania Twain. 2001 to 2002. Yeah, in 2011, was that an 11-year gap? 14. I don't know what I was doing in there. Probably a deep depression because of Evan Murray's passing, you mean sensitive bastards? Depression, don't pay the bills. Rock on. Rock on, it's true. Rodney Crowell don't pay the bills rock rock. Oh, it's true

Rodney Crowell he was the guitar for February 2001 to June 2002 pretty short stint We don't want to get into what happened there rose Tattoo July 2011 to October 2015. He got a she daisy from 2002 to 2002 I heard that one Keith Urban from 1999 to 2001 and since 2005 he has been the CEO of smack and run entertainment Okay, got in a management Pretty smart because the hired gunbiz it's good money when you can get it, but you got to be pretty good

Randall will be accompanied by Susie, a successful TV personality who's experienced dining on the finest seafood and drinking drink the best champagne. Joining will be Dana, aka Tamara Rose, and Darren quote unquote, Daz, both who were crowned Australia's 2020 male and female strippers of the year. Rounding out the group are their friends, Jen, the director in the adult film industry

Oh, yeah, and a couple more people Randall and Susie are celebrating their 21st wedding anniversary and have requested a vowel Renew ceremony. I always say want to say vowel renewal ceremony Night two they run up gone pirate theme party Yeah, and Ryan is really excited about the trash coming board the boat. Yeah. That concludes the preference sheet meeting. Just for the job. Are you gonna do your... That's not an out, not to put in the music.

That was a lot of like superfluous info. Well no, I wouldn't say a single piece of it was superfluous, but it really did tell the tale of a hard working Kind of kid from from Sydney who overcame a lot to Look like the crypt keeper with Lather spike necklaces still playing guitar at the age of 89 Well, you know my I've said this many times, but for any new listeners, I got a theory on these kind of looks. Dudes, whatever look you see them in,

especially when they're getting a few wrinkles in their faces and whatnot, whatever clothes they're wearing and whatever color their hair is, that's the best year that they got pussy. So in Randall's situation, I go 94. No, he was in despair. Yeah, he could even turn the lights out. He was peeing in jars. I was trying to get over the death

of Evan. And once he's with Chennai, she demands a type of professionalism on stage and in studio, you know, one of my favorite, uh, uh, uh, Dill's fire tweets is, man, I feel like it was something about Shania Twain being having standards that were a little too high. So you're a rocket scientist. That done impressive. Trust me much. Who are you? You know, you sing songs. Rocket science is extremely impressive. Guys, if I die, to be fair, she didn't even think Brad

Pitt was impressive. So your Brad Pitt? I don't impress me. I've heard he's a dumbass. He's just a stone or dumbass. Brad, so he doesn't impress me much either. But if I die, guys, don't do it podcasting. I want you to work hard and eventually became, become the session podcasters for Shania Twenton. Yeah, that would be great. So we got to move on to that. Do you hear that Brian?

Major, a little bit about this. Put that in the right hand. We got to talk about this preference in a little bit about putting that right. We got to talk about this preference in a little bit So Aisha bucks at the pirate theme She has five star service doesn't come in pirate outfits. Asia I wouldn't worry about that. She's being a little argumentative She's being a little D allersian Why don't you kind of start to live up to themed restaurant quality and then worry about five stars later, okay?

You're serving tacos and milkshakes. Yeah, sweetie. Why don't you get that? Why should negotiate that spout movement in the kitchen? Pizza rat. I wonder if they'll be eating any tuna tartar. So Yeah, the pizza rat. I wonder if they'll be eating any tuna tartar. So the pizza rat is over the moon. He gets to serve strip club food. For some reason, he convinces himself that he gets to do that. They didn't say they wanted that.

He is a lazy fuck who thinks that because they're strippers, he can just serve baseball stakes that are raw in the middle and baked potatoes still in the aluminum foil and not really all the way cooked. Now Dylan, you know I am with you on this commentary, but he's right. He's 100% right? Hate the game, not the player. Well again, we've got TikTok children and we've got uh, strippers, husbands and rock ones. People in the adult industry, okay.

Their tongues are so numb because of the schnief and the parliament lights. They can't taste shit. But we have, they can make more episodes to go. That man will be fucking shit can because of his terrible food. We're laying the groundwork for him,

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I don't think we're at Benny, my notes have just really fucking with me. He's doing something with a tender and he's not receiving any positive reinforcement, but instead judgment and taunting. Second time tonight, I lamented, not having Captain Lee there, he would have been like, oh, he's like three bears fucking a football. He's like a gypsy trained to fucking molesta bottle. Not having Captain Lee there. He would have been like always like three bears fucking a football He's like a gypsy trained a fucking molested bottle. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know What makes more sense anything I came out of that assholes mouth. Okay, so you guys try to add lib 1 Matt it's like

No, not tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, not tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of shows we got tonight. Yeah, not tonight. So, Magna seems to be allergic to work. And that is because she is still in the embarrassment of Rich's stage of her life, even though that's not happening. Let me break this down. So, Magna used to be 22, 23. I'm sure she was, I mean, she still is very beautiful,

but I'm sure that she was... You forget about the nose when they're younger. to be 22, 23, I'm sure she was, I mean, she still is very beautiful, but I'm sure that she was. You forget about the nose when they're younger. She was brimming with confidence. She was turning heads at every turn and now she has to work. And this is, this is called pretty privilege. It warps your reality into thinking that you don't have to do things. And then your looks begin to kind of fade or you get into a profession that demands that

you actually work instead of modeling. And now we've got a little bit of an issue. She's plopping down, talking to the boyfriend and when she is working, she's not really working. She's just talking about her boy problems aboard. She's kind of annoying as fuck actually to me. I'm really kind of over the boy crazy 26 year old episode for you already over it. She could really benefit from just perusing the Bhagavad Gita. Because we all know as it says intense work is rest. I'm so happy that Pat introduced us to the Bhagavad Gita when we first started podcast.

I was, I was opposed to it at first. Yeah, thank you, Pat. You were like, what's this mumbo jumbo? And Pat was like, it's changed my life. So let's get to fuck face. He's being a little piece of shit once again. Saying that he's gonna serve the food 20 minutes after the guests get on.

No, you rat. You'll serve the food when they want the food. So like you said, Benny's getting picked on again and he's just not okay with it because he just lost his parents. So the guests are arriving in the crew are late once again and we're, we hear hot captains say for the 12th time this season, we've got a long way to go. That's his catchphrase so far. So the guests arrive aboard,

they just wanna get naked and these people, they're pretty attractive. Pornwise. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shoot loads and stuff. The one that looks like Rand, what is that? Macho man's savage? Macho man Randy Savage. Macho man, Randy's savage?

He's ready to fucking the shower and leave skid marks on the freshly washed bedsheets. That's disgusting. What are you talking about? Well, he gets on the sheets and he starts rubbing his bum and his asshole all over him. Right, right. Hey, you're renting this place.

You don't own it, sir. Yeah, don't get your shit everywhere. Wow, so little meanwhile here, I mean, what, what, what, what, Ritini shows the guys what she's made of She tweeds the fucking thing Pretty cool moment The guests also poor make spenny look like a bitch. Yes, it does but we already knew that don't need to beat up on the poor fuck

But I'll get to that later uh the guests pull their assholes out according to Pat and hot captain fucking roast spenny again I mean this guy cannot let up man He keeps razzin him showing him that he's a little bitch and hot captain fucking roast spenny again i mean this guy cannot let up man he keeps razzin them show him that he's a little bitch and hot captain thinks it's working but it's not and i think it into a really dark on productive place i don't think hot captain has any

uh... delusions that it's working i bet i uh... i think i think he likes needling the fresh week meat on the whimpsie. To eventually hopefully get someone out and then maybe get a new attractive female that he can fuck. Yeah, Benny's piggy. Piggy. The conch.

Yeah, Benny's piggy. Oh, right. So Ryan decides that he's going to serve Chujasco. Yeah, for lunch so that he can tell the guests when he's ready. That they're ready. There is no rock salt and sight. He's slathering things whenever

and whatever shit bag marinade he's got going. And the only real side he cooked is cauliflower. Fuck face did it again, 12 pots. So the Aussies are looking at their own assholes and that spills over to sigs and cat calling about their loose, loose rectums to the guys blowing up the inflatables below. These two are really, really fun.

Oh, yeah, they're all loud. They're sexually free. Yeah, yeah. And they're gross. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very part of them. Yeah. Even if it was free.

Benny, who I've thought of as like, I don't know, just kind of a pus. He was giving it back to him. He was ready to hop on and take a ride on these. He's like, hey, I'll take a look at that melted life saver. You call your asshole. But in true fashion, the lowest on top, he just can't do anything right.

Like normally hot cap, oh, I love that kind of rabble rousing. But Benny does, he's like shut the fuck up. That's too much. Well listen, I'll talk, I guess I can talk about this now. Benny is, there's a moment towards the end of the episode. I mean, the rousing is just incest and it's non-stop. And I love it. But Benny is, I'll wait for this because that's really

the only thing to talk about during that little meeting they have at the end of the episode. So, Magda gets to go on vacation with the charter guest. She's not only doesn't have to work, but she also doesn't have to even put on her uniform. She is completely aloof. She has pretty privilege that is fading quickly. She, she just annoys the fuck out of me. Well, yeah, she's gonna assist on that, exploring the beautiful reefs of Australia. Yeah. I think she wanted to try to get on that tender naked, but settled for a piece of dental floss. Right, yeah. Yeah.

She's like, oh, you direct porn? Look what I can do. I'll be there in three years, I think. So Culver calls his family. What a solid fucking unit. They are Baltimore. They are crap cakes. They are a fucking unit. I love him and his family is more of a team. I feel like they all have positions. They face other teams and games across. Trey, Tarrasina, PopsCast, Chef Kim, fucking and Grock. What a team. It's what we all dream of as an idyllic family. And I don't know why he's on this boat.

Well, I mean, some people think that the nuclear family is the source of all of the cultural crumbling that we're facing. So I don't think that everyone's ideal family is. Jazz and fuckface and culver and ground. Community should be raising your child, Pat. Exactly. It takes a village.

All right, so, hot captain tries to cover up mag disaster, and then has a little Freudian slip, huh? He says, nip it in the butt. That's not it. It's that sexual earworm, and we discussed. He's a master at it and can't turn it off, even when he's doing an OTF. Yeah, he's, you know, it doesn't really get him moving, but he still likes it, you know.

Even a hero in addicts will take a teeny bit, rather than nothing, you know. He's like, make sure you all have your vibrators on you. I mean your radios. He's a captain. So he fucking razz his Benny's a little bit jazz one more time, and Benny is just not okay with this kind of thing baby Yeah, or Benny is like you know you're playing with a with a baby and

They're kind of having fun and then all of a sudden the long cry starts You see that that's it's it's like they're in a vacuum in the beginning. There's just no noise coming out You're like oh god,, what's gonna happen? That's a little bitch penny. It's essentially the same the the scared noise I make on rides. Right. That's the beginning of a cry. Yeah. I wish I worked on the book because I would say Betty want your fucking bottle. Okay, so let's move on to Magna being When do you think he he gets kicked off the boat? Let's do some Benny in the bets.

I don't know. I just wanted to say. Yeah, I know you did. So I don't know if I'm being too harsh on Magna. I don't want to come off like an asshole, but like she's texting her boyfriend about who he's going out with and what girls are gonna be like, you're in barely a bikini grinding up on a guy

who used to be a stripper. Why are you, that's how it works, dude. Just suck. This cup of stock, this couple 1000% has horrible screaming matches in public. It's real nasty cops being called their place constantly, but very patched. It's hot, it's a hot time.

You reflect on it with a lot of good memories, but it's definitely a long term. It's like when that one punched in the car or whatever. Are you guys not on board with it? Do you guys not find her really annoying? She's a dumb blonde with who thinks she's a little... Basic dude. Yeah, basic. She's got a nice ass.

Okay, so Aisha tells Ryan that the guest one did her at Aitish and this trigger is quite the fuckface response from him. He proclaims moving forward just to serve food late. I'll say it's so many times about him this season. Fuck your own face. So, I just wanna say about, I am on board. I agree with your assessment of Magda, but I just never expected anything different

from her, this is exactly what we were getting you. Sounds like a problem. No, I just thought that there was gonna be a wrinkle of character, a idiosyncratic aspect of her personality that was kind of either weird or quirky or funny. I love building ships in a bottle. Yeah, it's a rice something like that. Yeah, it's just basic.

Yeah, she just, it's basic. It is, this whole meltdown of pizza rat is all smoothed over when Jen comes down with the soft balls. And she asked to borrow his lighter. She's got a lighter sig. Yeah, she's got a lighter for sig. They lost four of them already. So he says something about how she's going to fall in love with him or that women fall in love with him.

Well I had a note here. Look at drywall. All right. I have a note here. It says, I believe he said this used to happen him all the time. And if this has a grain of truth to it, Dylan will be furious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And I bet it does have a grain of truth to it because Philly is a disgusting place. So I'm sure that there are plenty of women who want to get with him. He's talking about the more disgusting place being the executive chef at SDK in Vegas, of course. Right. So Ryan, once he got off a shift at SDK, he would go to strip clubs by himself and sit at a table and they would converse and pay women for hours because that's essentially the interaction he's having with this woman who just is a real leader. Totally.

Sans calling out this chef and asking if he, like condescendingly, did I ask this? Are you being medium rare? Did I ask this? I mean, medium rare. Guys, actually, there's more to this. He's not going to a strip club to pull ass. Have either of you ever worked in the restaurant environment? I worked in catering one time. Actually, that's that was kind of my peak year as there was this this British I'll just go ahead and be crass call our milk. Yeah, she's probably 29, we know. No, she was probably like 38, 40.

Really kind of me and her had a trist over the course of that shoot and it ended with her straddling me in the truck and kind of gyrating a little bit. She was just having fun and I didn't know what was going on. And then she like came one day with her kid and I was like, oh, I guess I'll see you later. Nothing ever happened, but those were my prime years.

Oh yeah, crazy. Crazy stories like that. That's crazy, we just heard that story. That's a great story. Well, it's a cool story. It's great, sorry. Why work the WeatherVane seafoods for two years? Yeah.

And I was a young teenager at this time being a dishwasher and I also cooked the lobster. Right, right, right. And everybody's fucking everybody in that place. They used to fuck in the freezer. Your hands smell like fish. That kind of thing. Yeah.

So restaurants, I'm sure Ryan was banging a bunch of waitresses. My point is. All right, so, just really quickly, I gotta tell ya. Um, just really quickly, I gotta tell you, no one's fallen in love with you, five foot seven, you shit personality, go find some fucking police, horse puncher in Philadelphia, America. So, um, he lost his father. On September 11th.

On September 11th. Which, this was a weird way to say this. Does not, it does not. It's not worth mentioning. No, when he wasn't killed by Schrapnol of an airplane wing. So this is a Christopher guest bit. But, but he is a piece of Philly trash. So he does not see my grandpa died during.

No, right. In San Diego, but he dies with his surrounded by his family. Yeah. Oh, what was it? December that you're you're around. When was Pearl Harbor? December six. December six, 1941.

40, 40, 42, 41, 41, 41, a day that will live in infamy. Anyways, um, so we got to move on I I just have written down this is a bit right? So he feels that he's closer to his father when he's making pies Ryan your dad doesn't care that you're flopping dough. He doesn't love you And he is happier up there because he is not with you so quick deck, Benny is late and actually doesn't give a fuck that he is. I feel like Benny is getting picked on sometimes unfairly. Yeah.

But when you're on a boat with sea rats, the Lord of the Flies dynamic kind of gets expedited a little bit. They're very, very dependent on loose and kind of abusive hierarchies when you're a sea rat, you know. That should kind of abusive hierarchies when you're a C rat, you know. That should kind of happen. It's a human, humans fall into those behaviors

based on other people's behaviors. And like one time I had a college roommate named Greg and we didn't get along so well, so he was addicted to me. One day he brought a buddy over that I never met and his buddy was picking on me. And I was like, hey, I don't even know you. You don't get to do this. Wait a minute, put your foot down.

I'm surprised when he got in trouble again for being late, the captain didn't somehow splash him, spray him or pour water on him. He keeps doing that. I'm surprised after some of these kind of roast from the captain, he doesn't yell, oh, Doyle rules that. Yeah. No, it, Doyle rules that. Yeah.

No, it really does feel like that. And it feels like Benny is, I mean, it's a little tiny bit. So anyways, he is bleeding in the water. He's weak. They'll keep knowing on him until he cracks. I feel, let's get to dinner. Fuckface is done connecting with his father that wanted to leave because of him. And he is now on to tie inspired dinner prep now the

Sea rats are all setting up shit to me is talking about fucking Manor's or something or art or art. Yeah, and honestly like I'd like to me, but like this is another boring part of her arc and It's tie night. We already had bugsie. We don't need we don't need you and also what's with the black and red Tablescape okay, are we eating like gothic food? I mean it's just all I Disagree guys she's incredible. She made hate during the beginning of pandemic Whenever we thought they got some extended snow day vacation. She was like no I'm gonna better myself and learn a skill and make this Instagram and now she's on television. She's big things coming from too big things indeed.

She's a hard worker. She comes from good stock. So that's when we learn a little bit, or this is when we learn a little bit more about hot captain. Everybody stringing up lights and stuff and that's when Asia prize a little bit. And we find out that hot captain got married when he was 20. Divorce after divorce after five years his reasoning he wanted to go Explore the world Which is a euphemism that he uses quite often He kind of always talks about his exploratory nature and the only place is that he really belongs is Don't need a finish is don't need a finish.

Just don't need a finish. You guys have anything else? He's totally flirting with Kermit, by the way. Like, this is meant to open himself. I know she was asking the questions, but him bearing his soul like this is like, so I'm single. Kind of a bad boy. Does he have good game? Well, because of his good looks, good looking guys don't need to have game. Pussy falls on. Pretty privilege. Big time. So let's get to dinner

once again. This filthy piece of shit fires the food before anyone is around. Now, this guy should be put out to pasture. This is well covered, but Asia, know your enemy and have him close. And at this point, I feel like you do know him. Cover your ass with this kind of thing because you're gonna get burned. He's the only one in the country but you're gonna get burned. Check in on him every 10 minutes.

Say, hey, fuckface, don't fire the food. No one's at the table. Have that kind of incessant needless line of communication. unfortunately, he is pizza rat. So you got to do that. But she is not the one in the wrong little dick bag and his Singaporean street noodles are evidently disrespected by the guests. And the most disgusting part of this entire thing is that toey reveals that she's interested in him. I was sick and but I really have to pee. That's a round out. So sure. So Ryan is still smoking out of his ears about why he needs to tell the guests when to eat. Who are you? You pick. And they don't even show the fucking horse shit that he served for the second and or third

course. I assume he did not serve a third course. He probably just kind of like Sal and love his blind. Slap some noodles on a plate and then gave him jello to round out dessert. Wanna keep it light? I know you guys are gonna be fucking all night. This guy is horrible at cooking. So, we kind of rye assume... Mmm, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz before the shit starts leaking into Benny's room and he does a slow cry and wants to quit. Cermit just wants to sleep. Everybody goes to bed. It's 12.45 and the toilet starts to overflow and Benny has a shit fit. And Knox on the captain's door.

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