Kill James Bond! - Sex, Lies & Fresh Baked Bread | Below Deck Med S7 E4

Episode Date: August 2, 2022

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Right, right. Nice job. Yeah, so you're saying chill, not a big deal. Yeah, it was not a big deal. All right, so. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm sat on up next to one real Nicholas Davis. Oh, hey, mateys. Pat permission to come aboard general permission granted. What a wonderful episode we have to recap.

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Hey, why don't we be really obnoxious to Bravo, because they haven't been behaving themselves lately. Why don't we just call our next podcast show, the Best Bravo Recap Pod ever? Hate that title, also, I'm still in Olive Branch mode, okay? I'm still in Olive Branch mode. Well, you're not dealing with that. We have to talk about thoughts and pots and that's a great point. I never communicate with anyone from Bravo. How do we feel about the episode? You used to be really mean to what's her face

that ended up quitting that Kate was friends with, the PR person. Oh yeah, I jumped in. Every time I needed to get nasty, I'd jump in and go, hey listen, you f**ker. Okay, and then we stopped giving Dylan their email. Right, let's get into it. Thoughts, pots, pack up.

I'm gonna say something that's controversial right out of gate with shotguns and knots Sandy's growing on me The Sandy that I'm seeing this season was the Sandy of the last three seasons where I called her a loser right I'd have a completely different Observation of her. She's been in the kitchen one time. She did say it was an art exhibit, which was too much, but I mean, that's not... That was an insane thought.

Right, but it's sandy, you know, and she is making market improvements. That's very controversial. But to be fair, that's what parasites do. They grow on you. Right. Well, she's growing on me. I like that. And also, aside from Queen of the C. K. Chastain, that little number in that laundry

rub. Natalia is growing on me. I love her. Energy. She's funny. She's attractive. I really hope it, she hits it off with Storm. So I'm having fun.

I love Ray Gunn not doing her job. The drama between Dave and Natasha. It's all fun. It's all fun. 90 knots. I actually think before you move on. Outside of hyperbolic 100s, which he doles out at every once in a while.

That's gotta be one of the highest knots I've ever heard from Pat. I think he's intentionally trying to be positive. You think? That's a really good start to the season, Nick Goal. I also love this episode. The one thing I will disagree with to piggyback off his thoughts, and not have completely separate thoughts. I'm kind of using his thoughts to formulate my thoughts. Okay, interesting. Is that one of my least favorite parts is Natasha Dave stuff Right, right. I think you often see this in like sitcoms. I mean lots of times the Ross Rachel stuff I mean I mean beautiful story over 10 years

But it could slog stuff down. Yeah, that's a word. I'm looking for but good, but I mean I there's there's other examples I mean it the it's a it's predecessor Not predecessor you shouldn't give the examples if you don't have them. Yeah, the successor happy endings The fake Ross and the fake Rachel. There's murrayed examples. Yes. Yes. Yes, but yeah, that this is actually one of my least favorite parts about it, but everything else. I love it. There's mutiny happening in the debt crew Captain Sandy's being shockingly competent fun stuff. I'm gonna I'm gonna 90-not 90 I want to give it 95 pots and I'll tell you why

Kyle and Natalia is the best buddy thing I've seen on this show at some time Kyle is wonderful Natalia's wonderful. They're perfect comedian, Eland, because they are not the main protagonists of this series, but they provide so much color. They're maximizing the color they could possibly give this show. Now, let's talk about the main characters, Dave and Tosh. I'm going to be tired of this in an hour and a half, right? About, you know, two more episodes of Below Deck.

But there is stuff to chew on, you know, as toxic and, you know, you're like, oh jeez, you guys are 16 years old. There is some stuff to chew on, so even that will provide us with stuff 95 pots with a great episode. You're not enjoying watching a man have his balls slowly get sucked up into it. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Well, you know, everyone's been a Dave is my point.

Everyone's been a Dave which is why I have a little bit more sympathy for him. I've been, you know, lusting after someone in love, you know. I wanna fuck someone else. So maybe, maybe it's, you know, me identifying with my male counterpart. But from my perspective, we'll get into it. Natasha is a banshee. She is a banshee and we'll,

I'll present my case later on in the episode. Last week, you said she was a witch. This was a banshee. Both. you know what she is, uh, perfect analogy, look up the picture spot on. She's the, she's the human embodiment of Ursula from, uh, little mermaid. No Ursula is big, big fat. The human embodiment, she does a spell and she goes to earth to try to

steal, uh,'s his face. All right, so we got to get into the show. It is Brawvas below deck med and the reason why I am restating the show that we're watching is because I'm going through my Google drive to try and find my notes. Oh, okay. And now I've found them. Where did we leave off last? Well, Sandy's got to talk to Ray Gunn. That's where we leave off. Wow, bookends, huh? A Sandian Ray Gunn chat.

Oh, I love how this episode also, when they, because when she, not to get ahead of myself, when she called her up to the, oh, well, you know, the officer's quarters. And she's going to talk to Ray Gunn. It says to be continued. No shit.

Yeah, you have an episode next week. Oh, well, we'll get there. But Nick just pulled up the human embodiment of Ursula in the little mermaid. And it is spot on. It is Natasha. It is just insane. I'm sorry. I doubt it.

Do. Thank you. What did you just say? Doesn't matter. I know it does. It does. It does just insane. I'm sorry I doubt it. Thank you. What did you just say? Doesn't matter. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. Point to piggyback. He said something about to be continued obviously. Yes. Last week we talked about how it was such a bad cliffhanger. They continued the credits to run. And we said the counterpart was cut to black. And this week we got the heavy overhanded cut to black. So it's it's ebbs and flow. We are the editors of this show. So last we left off. Um. Little uh

little post work break in the shower. Pretty sure that's like union stuff when you're talking about sea rats. But Dave and Tosh are rejuvenated. Let's hope. Ray gun is as rejuvenated, let's hope, Reagan is as rejuvenated, given her stern talking to from Captain TimeShare. She almost instantaneously begins leading, but more on that later. So Natalia is incredible. She has a momentary fantasy of marrying an old man and taking everything from him. When he dies, she is just, she's heartwarming. Yeah, she is.

True manifestation, the way she was staring off of the distance and actually visualizing it, you could see. Yeah, well the ocean was her dream board. Yeah, you can tell when someone's third eye is engaged. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, one thing, are you gonna talk about what Sandy said

to Ray Gunn? No, no, I wasn't. Oh, well, I have a, you know, I like to solve problems on this podcast, right? So Ray Gunn has to, she gets the marching orders from Sandy like, hey, quit fucking up and you know, start doing stuff, right? So then she goes and she finds storm

and she basically talks to him and they didn't have subtitles and he's staring at her, right, because he doesn't know what the hell she's saying. Yeah. But I think he's getting the gist, but here's where I solve the problem. You know, she does a couple good things, right? She knows how to suck down that SIGGI. Yeah.

Smoke signals. Just, you know, people are really good at those circles. Yeah. Just communicate that way. Right. So you're saying that she could achieve a Gandalf level type of communicative smoke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, wow, wow. If you're amazing, sure.

Problem solved, I guess. Yeah. Or actually like the the wind talker. So right, which the US military employee to, right? I don't know. I don't know the story. Everybody does. So I don't. I have a deadly. Oh, I'm sick circles. Uh, Tosh is not rejuvenated after these shower sex and neither is Dave.

They're being very caddy. And once again, I'm, you know, I'm getting exhausted by these two. I love how she's having, quote unquote, second thoughts about this. I understand that he's being overwhelming, but you initiate, initiate it is kind of not a big enough word. She kind of, I don't know, she was the, she was this fangoli of this entire fucking thing. Well, you're making a, you're giving her a little too much credit for having, she literally put him in her room, jumped out, spooked him, she was so into this relationship six days ago. spooked him she was so into this relationship six days ago because it's driven by emotions but now it she didn't plan on getting sick of his dumbass like that's no one ever plans

on getting sick of someone so that's the part I'm saying she didn't do she didn't say oh I'd like some free dick for like three weeks and then I'll you know just sleep in my own bug moving forward she slept with this guy she watched him be a masculated her fault by the way and partly hits his fault. His show, yeah, they both have a thing to play, but he the more masculated he becomes, the more unattractive he becomes to her. Sure, sure. And that's where we are at. And I feel bad because he really should lay to lie down and go like, I

ain't sleeping here anymore. And you aren't getting my dick stick. Yeah, no dick stick for you. No more. No more. And you're right, though, I'm giving this C-Rat too much credit because who could project upon them the logic and reason to see that if you lock yourself in a room that is five by five with two bunk beds for somebody, things are going to get a little messy. Hey, I'll tell you what Dave needs to do. You need to stop feeding that banshee and she'll be coming back every night. Okay.

That's Pat's book. Just, oh yeah, well, I was gonna say, Dave, if you're a listener, I can fix this for you. Hit me up, I'll give you a copy of my book, Crack in the Code, how to close more as well as mine. Penguin Random House is not letting you send out any more advanced copies to people. You're gonna get in a lot of trouble

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weirded up by, we're not weirded out confused by Natasha's concern for the other crew members knowing that they are in a relationship. One, because they already do, because of how- Shit. Fourth, right there. We have eyeballs. They're in a relationship. And two, I mean, they're all Syracts. They don't fucking care about anything.

They care about booze and money. Yeah, what kind of judgment could they cast out? Right, yeah. Oh my God. Did you hear they're like hooking up? Yeah, no. Oh my God. What do you care? All of them are like I think sea rats one thing we don't talk about it's a narcissism

They're like what can I do? I'm gonna go travel the world find what I need to find So when they hear news like that they're like oh come on. I'm not fucking anybody. They're not jealous of anything or right right or They are jealous of something they're not Thinking about I don't like this person well it could bubble up a lord of the floods type dangerous envy though or imagine if Natasha and Dave weren't banging and then Kyle and Natalya are talking like did you hear these two aren't fucking each other like Kyle's like what a bunch of losers yeah no exactly I think it could go that way too but we've got to get to a mean mean while

so Reagan leads she says get all the toys in the water and breakfast is serve the crew guests say that they are the crew guests the guests say that the chef has gone above and beyond with the food which is bacon and eggs Kyle wakes and asks if they are hanging balls this is an expression for morning after alcohol poisoning that I haven't really ever heard before. I think he just really, if you'll note later on in the episode, he actually likes to throw in those. What do you call those, not anecdotes,

but he like sneaks in like a pun. He says, are you all happy penis? Oh, like, did you just say penis? No. Are you saying he's phallic lips? Yes, that's what I'm saying. He also said something about an asshole last week. Okay.

Subliminal messaging. It's a little on the nose to be subliminal. Okay, so speaking of Kyle. That was actually a tip I learned from this show called the X-Show. It was kind of the FX's answer to the Man Show in the mid-90s. Yeah, it's crazy that anyone watched that. I was nine. was kind of the FX's answer to the man show in the mid 90s. Yeah, it's crazy that anyone watched that. Uh, I was nine.

And they still crazy that you watched that. Fucking loved the actual. I was like, these guys are pretty legit. There's a couple of them. I can't remember who was on it, but they have gone on to do other things. I'd have to look it up. Maybe I'll do an expose in the X show on another podcast.

So maybe this is like when somebody tells you they've seen all of Oz, you're like, whoa, that's crazy. But, but not as bad. Right. Yeah, anyway, so I was not, I was walking the X show, the FX is the answer to the man show. Yes.

And they had a pickup artist on and he said, like, that's one way to like lure women. I've always remembered this. He's like, you like, you like sneak in like in you end, it was like, oh, oh, we should really get inside Those guts. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that was yeah, these people sound so brilliant I'm so confused about why they're not still on the air God that fucking that makes me so mad when people

Profest to be experts and then give bad bad advice. He's he's taunting But that's how I tricked Dylan and then to doing a podcast.. He's, he's taunting, but that's how I tricked Dilling and then did doing a pot. All right. So speaking of Kyle, he's thrive. I was like, you know, Mike and the buddy show we all need. He and Natalia, he tells her that she looks beautiful this morning and then says it's because he hasn't put his contacts in. The relationship this to have is just so beautiful. So,

Sikber. Um, Jay, is there somebody named Jason? Well, yeah, that's the deck of the- Oh, Idaho. Indiana, yeah. Indiana. Indiana, J. He's dissatisfied with the work he's doing.

Pack and I get a wham. Wham! Thank you. I think Indiana J is like the perfect pneumatic device. I'll never forget his name because of that. I will. So, Dave is lamenting his and Natasha's failed arrangement further, who cares, figure it out.

But listen, he does have a solid gripe. Why did we move in together if we weren't going to, you know, do the whole thing that we talked about. And we've covered this ad nausea, moving on to another meanwhile. Meanwhile storm educates the charter guest This ad nausea moving onto another meanwhile, storm. Educates the charter guest on the best times to drink. Being in the day, I like his logic.

You drink in the day, you're asleep before 10, you can wake it up or sleep it off and wake up the next morning. The problem is, dealing with the headache that you get at 5.36 o'clock right when the sun is going down That's just it's too much for me day drinking is I think it's in my past. It's in your past. I think it's in my past every once in a while though I love day drinking, but you can't cross the line with with it because that you do get to that precipice where you go I got to shut it down take an Advil drink of water cheeseburger, maybe four, or I can keep going and turn into full blown Mr.

Hott. And then you go to bed at 8.30. Or not sad on a Friday night. You come home, don't remember getting dropped off, face plant in your driveway, and then you're, you're getting a huge fight with your wife. Right. So Dave is lamenting, already covered that, moving on to more meanwhile in Natalia and or her twin joke about having a huge taco, a huge vagina with one

of the inflatables. So I love some prop. Yes. Yes. Yes. Caratop is very underrated. And I was like, Carat bottom, I stole that joke, someone said it.

Sandy starts to see the wind whipping up. The guests have a good swim and then they head back for monkey brain shots Which is it just it continues to be a very weird signature thing from Natasha Time share heads down and says hey, what a great picture you guys are taking you're all in it Just to update you guys vacation party so much over yeah, you know the vacation that's super expensive that you're on it's pretty much done She needs to work on her bedside banner. Yeah All right, so we've got a very very tricky docking coming up. We've got wind we've got currents and we've got dolphins now

I was watching this with my father and my wife now. this is my father, one of my father's first viewings. He's in town. He wasn't town last week. And we got to have him in studio. Uh, he, we were watching this and Sandy speaking of the dolphins. She said, you know, I'm worried about the dolphins in the water. And my dad said, I would let the dolphins worry about me. I'm in a big fucking boat.

And I thought, you know, herein lies the confusion, you know, because it is a crazy thing to be worrying about the dolphins. They'll get out of the way. They're incredibly smart creatures. And you're a giant boat. But she was referring to those things, the pizzas. The pizzas. They happen to be round too.

Right. Just call them pizzas. Just call them pizzas. Just call them pizzas. When that lend credence to why they shouldn't be called pizza and we should find a third option because you didn't want dolphins because it's too close to dolphins. Now you're like, oh, they're round.

They're like, well, you don't often find a pizza just floating in the scenic. I get it. So as the similarity is enough where you're like, oh, that makes sense that it would be called that yet. It doesn't originally be in the ocean What are some crazy like eights? Hey watch out for the aids. No, no, no It just call it a square you won't get confused that way. I think we go back to pizza. I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't forgive you

So let's get ready to dock, but before we do you're gonna say to rumble will you move on? I just really quickly want wanna bring up Natasha's recipe for spicy margaritas. Man, it's so crazy. The spicy component to the spicy margaritas is green to basco, I believe, which is a savory hot sauce. And not only does it add salt to a fruity drink, it turns it shit green, like baby puke green.

It's truly mind blowing that they do not have a couple extra jalapenos laying around, chuck a couple of them in the blender, just, you know, maybe a little seed, or just shake it with a jalapeno in there. Let's not put Tabasco in Margarita. They didn't complain, it might possibly be a quick life hack there. You know, it absolutely cannot be.

There's just zero possible way, but I don't want to get hung up on this. There's a long history of the stews not being able to make spicy margaritas. I believe it was. Messy Jesse? Simone? Yeah. Was her name Simone? the stew is not being able to make spicy margaritas. I believe it was. Yes. Messy Jesse Simone. Yeah.

Was her name Simone? Yeah. Not to make a spicy margarita. We were in Adam Corolla studio when we talked about it. No, it was Jessica who was. It was Jessica Moore. We got congratulations. Congratulations.

Yeah, congratulations, messy Jesse. She's pregnant. So luckily we've got storm here as we get ready to dock because our boasting is unfortunately smashing pizza rolls into our face below deck. Storm handles things and then kind of softly in a managerial kind of way, scolds her a little bit once she gets up top. He's like, what is, we're just doing all this stuff, you know, it's kind of like if it's subordinate, it took too long a break and then came back up. You're like, hey, we're all working. What's going on? You know, but she's his boss.

Right. Storm makes it very weird. I feel like he's doing an incredible job of like, I just kind of taking control, but not overstepping his bounds. It's like literally pushing it to the limit where it's like, okay, we're fucked if I don't do this. And yeah, he's a good leader, Storm's a good guy, probably has some really dark demons that we don't know about yet. Drop me in. Of course, yeah.

Of course. So, two best friends that anyone could have. Kyle just slams Natalia in the face with a laundry bag. I think he's ready to switch teams. Pat, what a dumb fucking thing to say. I don't know. A lot of sexual in- you windows going on between those two.

Almost zero. He literally called her unattractive, really in the episode. What did I do? Then he hit her in a mirror. All right. Please don't speak ill of Kyle. Kyle's my-

I'm enjoying Kyle. I would love to talk to Kyle. We're trying to talk to Kyle. I would like to talk to him about housewives, which he cover on Patreon, Beverly Hills. So we trail the conversation of the podcast that we're, I was gonna say, yeah. And I, let's get to the docking.

Okay. All right, so Reagan is very comfortable with docking. And we learn a little bit of her background, but I don't know what she said. I've just never heard English spoke in this way before my entire life. She was, it was funny. I did listen this part and I watched it a couple times

so I could gather and she was talking about how much experience she had and how confident she was in her docking abilities. So it was quite comical if you were able to understand. Well, she should blame Vertigo, because I don't fucking think someone, she was calling three meters, okay, don't get ahead of yourself.

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I don't want to presume too much, but it seems like you know a little bit more of a background. And obviously he's 22 and he's on this yacht and he's making small time. Do you listen to the preference sheets? No. I didn't want to presume too much, but it seems like you know a little bit more of a background and obviously he's 22 and he's on this yacht And he's making small-time. Do you listen to the preference sheets? Uh, no. Preference sheet meeting. I didn't hear that. He, Nick sometimes goes off the rails on those preference sheet meetings. I don't know if you're right.

This wasn't one of those times. They gave pretty, uh, pretty, pretty, Yeah, he's so, like, I, okay, fair enough. Now Kyle said, why, why, No, uh, know us, and why drive when a plane gets you, or when a private jet gets you there faster? Oh, okay, well that, I punch him in the face for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, later on in the episode,

not to get ahead of myself, but it was just a quick little moment when he was on the tender and Z was driving and he was like, gotta pass, he's like, A, Z, gotta break rules to feel like you're living. Hey, little silver spooned punk face. Right, right, right silver spoon punk face. Shots your fucking pie hole.

Yeah, and he's black and doesn't have a father who knows every lawyer and $4 billion in the bag. And had zero resistance from zero to 22. Why don't you step in his shoes before you offer your little kid bits about life? I don't, you piece of shit. Just kidding, I like you. Maybe he's the bad guy.

I said, I, that initial guy can't even talk because I'm so torn piece of shit. Just kidding. I like you. I said, I initially, God, I can't even talk because I'm so torn in both ways. It initially bumped me when he did say that. I'm like, what a thing to say. But ultimately I agree with Dylan's point. He's like the best case scenario being handed every, I wanted to get through it without coughing, but he couldn't.

He's best case scenario being handed every single whim in life. And just like Andrew Tate said, so I agree with this kid's philosophy, because just like Andrew Tate said, if you believe in the law-biting citizen, the last three years have taught you nothing, it is our cake,

so let's do something really quickly. And I, you know, this is where we're all equals here. So I'm just going to ask you and you don't have to, you know, accept me, but I do want you to hear me as a partner. I'm worried. Never mentioned the name, and rotate ever again on this podcast. Not fucking once. Now that's just an ask from me. But when, oh, I was going to cover my APS.

Yeah, he's awesome. He's awesome. APS. He's awesome. He's awesome. He's not awesome. He should be. He's maybe not killed, but he's just one of the most disgusting comedic geniuses. I thought you were gonna ask if we could move on. Can I do a meanwhile? These guests, while they're adocking seem really bored, you know, and I don't blame them. But like a true C-rat problem solver, Nitalia comes over and she't blame them, but like a true seerat problem solver, Natalia comes over and she suggests for them, like what they're going to do stuck at a deck, she says, I'm

going to mail stripper. And I was thinking, I know you've been, you know, these little silver spoon punks have been sucking down those sugar drinks all day that you've been feeding them. Monkey brain chants. They're not complete trash. No. Mail stripper. Yeah. What a se C rat thing to do I Just I didn't have anything I didn't either I just didn't I didn't have anything

I think it actually speaks to what we talk about these kids though privilege They're not like complete like degenerates because some some kids like the queen of her size son would have left all over that Be like make sure she'll do extra for extra money Where these kids are like please don't do that. He's got something. He does Yeah, it's um, you know the other thing is I compare these all these charter guests and they're completely nice and polite as Children as opposed to rich spoiled brats because they're bored and what do bored children do because I have a child They start asking questions. What do you do? What's your name? Where are you from? What are you trying to write a book about me? Go sit

down there and drink the sugar drinks. Yeah, you don't like when people pry into you too much. I don't know. Okay, so let's get to the docking and the difference between one and three meters. Reagan calls out that Sandy has got almost 10 feet of room when she really has less than three, which is a huge difference. She needs to leave this boat and go try to save the universe or open up an incense shop. I'm not really sure what she is on planet Earth to do, but it's either something cosmically huge

or selling knockchampa and just getting blackout drunk on the weekends. I have like a weirdly different vibe, although we both agree that she's absolutely not cut out for a current role, but instead of incense headshot type vibe, I get like... Beth elements saving the universe. I said that it was either the incense or that. Also that, but also like leather skirt front row at the whiskey for some scream-o band. Let's get drunk on dogs. It's not a career though. He's offering career choices. But somehow, I'm plotting a path forward.

Fair enough, but somehow, somehow, I don't think she's into incense, where she's been in the more, she'd work at like a record store. I got one up, yeah. I think she should do that little skating thing where the girls punch each other while they roller skate. I want to see her do roller derby. Yeah, there you go. So it's called what's that movie with? It's been remade twice.

Roller balls on it. All right, moving on. So Reagan calls out. We already did that. So the worst part about Reagan is how frustrated she gets with other people. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight,

fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, the second, the second time she's been pretty short with a paying customer. I think Noah's being talking, asking a lot of questions of Indiana Jason. Yeah. Where you're from Reagan walks over and says, beat it. Yeah. Can't tell him right now. He can't be spankin' I don't know. I don't know how I'm doing. All right, so we need to speak about Dave. He says that he's lost his mind. And Natasha says that she feels bad about this.

I think that's a bit of a lie. I don't think I needed to cover that. We can get to lunch. Yeah, let's get to lunch. Could I tell you something that could help Dave with that little conundrum? Yeah. It's a little magical once daily elixir known as magic mind.

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and old Patty will mail you 20 bucks. You got it. Okay, we do have to talk about this, but I want to wrap up this read. Yeah. I really am passion speech. You're not just against the bachelor fans. You're also against the new breed of down under fans.

So for all you sandy heads out there show your support Get go to magic mine.co use promo code sandy and prove that you're the number one below deck fans over those down under guys Or the bachelor at fans and pat you just said $20 you said $20 on the last read and then push come to suck Shove I reached out to tar and you guys got to settle up I said what's your address and you said I will send you six dollars right What we negotiated you doing three easy payments Pat you better give this woman $20 Look this is why I talk to Bravo PR I know how to negotiate with people okay you stay in your late, I'll stay in mind. Six bucks come in your way, don't you? Oh hang on, here's a question though.

Let's say we're in two different lanes, right? And you are murdering someone in your lane. Now Nick has a choice. He can stay in his lane or he can intervene, right? And it's a little bit of a false equivalency because you're not killing anybody, but you are killing your word, which may in fact be a worst crime.

And such a hard hypothetical deal, and that word to happen, I believe I would not understand what was happening, and I drive past it, and that, and it would stick in my mind. I'd be like, what did I just see? And then like weeks later, I'd see something on the news about it, and I'd be like, oh my God. That was my fault. And I'm not a magic mind, not a counter and promo code, Sandy. And hey, and let the character, oh my God. That was my fault. And not a magic mind, not a co-entering promo code, Sandy.

And hey, and let the character you started off, magic mind would help Raygun. Go from Ray, no fun, to Raygun again, by using magic mind. All right, so, line of thoughts incredible. I ultimately may end up killing myself, knowing I could have saved that murder if that pat was getting.

Yep. And thank God, magic mind doesn't really listen to our reads all that much, because I doubt they would want speak of suicide They say let it fly yep, so lunch looks incredible beef ribs and fried fish and salsa and it's all great didn't get a lot But we'll have dinner later another buddy moment from Natalia. I don't remember what happened first but as as I was stoned and trying to remember it and First but as I was stoned and trying to remember it and they they like eight of them. Yeah, so that was that was the note So I saw this wonderful moment and then the show kept going and I was like I was so high that I couldn't remember

What I had seen and then right as I was like you know what did I think another one popped up? It just so thick and fast with them He shits his pants and they both laugh Yeah, everything he does is wittier than the next. And tell the farting will he laughs? Well, still funny, not exactly witty, but one time she said she felt like she was in the brothel in the large room.

He's like, that's cause you and the, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe that was what I forgot. So the tender is allowed in the water. And this is when Reagan takes it upon herself to do one of the two things she excels in. Smoking and taking breaks to eat. Yeah. Hey Dylan, just to wrap up.

So we did actually end up hitting the pizza and Sandy went to go check and then she was gonna speak with some of the staff on how the fuck this happened. She was truly embarrassed because apparently in her career she's never ever hit one thing. So I felt a little bad for about her. I don't want to say anything to Ray Gunn because it was a true crime to mistake Three feet for one foot, you know, it's pretty tight there, but she didn't even she did, but it does have a rubber inner tube around it And it is movable. I so while you hit it. I love how Bravo added like Jurassic Park sound effects.

We're going to. That's how it sounds like when you bounce up against rubber. Right, right, right. Nice, nice job. Yeah, so you're saying chill, not a big deal. Yeah, it was not a big deal. All right, so I'm moving on to a moment that happens next in the show, which is this Sandy is trying to figure out what she's gonna do because she has this incompetent universal

Weapon aboard that does not know how to do boasting shit and these text kairans are just so spangali I don't even know if this was actually what they texted, but it's just so hammy, it's so heavy handed. Hey, do you have any replacements? No, do you have a stew that might be able to fit into the role? I mean, bro, come on. Come on. So moving on, I don't even get what, what, where that's heading? Who, what stew could move to the deck? It's so obvious that a storm or not a stew, a deck can't, my bad. Yeah, it's very obvious that they're grooming storm failures. Yes. And they might have cast that on purpose.

So moving on, Dave is a coward and is getting mentally nuked by Natasha. But you know what, I want to get on to two people who we actually ship. That's Natalia in storm, you know. Bad note, nothing on them, but we do ship them. Well, we bounce ship them. It's three times they cut to the two of them and the playfulness that they have. I think at some point, at this point in the show, he visits her in the laundry room. Is he the one who accused her?

No, he came and I just want to see ya. And then they joke around, they're definitely going to be in a hot tub. I think it's on point. It'll be fun though. A fun and you were going with the most recent information you had. I also was one of us that shipped them, but I just think she gets on with anybody and whoever is in this role as long as they're not a fucking asshole. Or like or like the super horny douchebag.

Right. Decan. Do Adrian.can, can you say like? Do Adrian? Oh, do you like my meat? Yeah. Hey, Adrian. Do you find some meat down there? I feel like my meat.

Or the Adrian, or the Ashtons, or the Tyler's. She's not, I'm not misogynistic. That's not his accent. What do you know? How does it go? He's South African trash, I think. We were setting outside smoking and he said, you know, I'm not his accent. What do you know, how does it go? He's South African trash, I think. We were sitting outside smoking and he said, you know, I'm not misogynist,

like I love having women on the boat and gives you something to look at. And I just looked at him and I said, oh God, why do I have so much of this cigarette left? I just, I don't want a fucking talk to you. That's what you say, I got to get a drink. Yeah, yeah. And then you, I just shit my pants.

I'm so sorry, I have to go tend to this. But before you got in there, he's's like you know why women wear makeup and perfume Because they're ugly and they smell that guy's that's what ash inside but he didn't finish my point. Yeah, sorry She sniffs out that type of douchebag who's just trying to get in your pants a mile away But any competent individual she'll flirt with getting the hot tub and have a good time I hope so but won't get in a really are you calling calling her or no? I'm saying she's so cool. I don't necessarily ship her in storm. I ship her I ship her I love her. I shouldn't use that word. I mean I just I shouldn't oh You shouldn't yeah, I shouldn't I mean she's you know, I don't even think that she is sex positive

But she probably is what what is going on in this world? Why am I so scared to do this? Just trust your intention, Dylan. So I'm moving back to two people who, who, uh, Natasha and Dave, she slides by, closes the cabinet. It barely touches Dave and he uses it as a melodramatic lure to try to get her to care for her. Great observation. Yes, but she does not.

No, she does not. And this is actually, has the exact opposite effect. She knows that she didn't slam his fingers in that. It's weird that he's doing this. She's more repulsed than ever. Let me give some advice. And this is a new segment on our coverage of this podcast. I don't know.

We'll see how it goes. This is where Patty gives advice. Okay. Natasha. Sorry. Yeah. What's the, Patty's advice time.

Got it. Never. Never. You know what's so crazy? You know what that acronym spells? What? Pack. Pack. Pack. Pack. Patty's advice time. You know what's so crazy? Yeah. You know what that acronym smells? What? Pack? Pack.

Pack. Pack. Pack. Patty's advice time. Oh, I thought you said, pay-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a-vac-a- You're the other person in that affair. Thanks for my music. Yeah. It's got too much bad juju. Even if it starts working out for six months and it's not crumbling apart, it is quickly as it is for David Natasha. You will as the participant in this affair

always look at that person that cheated on someone else to be with you and just start thinking, when is my time where that person starts cheating on me to be to the next person. And that concludes Pat. Pat. That's it.

Pat serves up some red pill. No. Nick. Nick. What? What? He's cracking the code. It's like pick up artist red pill shit from the game.

What is red pill? I don't think that has anything to do with the publicans. I don't think it's Red Pill. You're not in the Reddit then. Okay, get off Reddit. It doesn't exist and it's a bad place. So I read both sides of the extremes of the video. With that being said, I just have to see what's going on

with Manchester United. You know, Christian or in all the just cannot get off our team fast enough. It's so sad. So he tells Natasha or he says maybe in an OTF that he's in love and he's made he's been made to feel like shit Um, and this is where my wife and I had a debate about this who's worse in this relationship They both suck. I think she's evil, but he's so pathetic case in point. He goes. I just wish I could talk to her

You could You you weak weak, weak bird. What? Well, then you went in to go talk to her. And she said, come on into the shower. And while I know that is attempting siren song, if you had any wits about you, you would go, Hey, let's not do this. Can we actually talk about this? But no, you just have sex with her. And then you cry, and you bake fresh bread. Pretty much something that doesn't work. No, it's not do this. Can we actually talk about this, but no, you just have sex with her and then you cry and you bake fresh bread. Pretty much sums it up.

Doesn't work. It's not gonna work. It's not a bad life. So dinner is served, prawn, tejine, grilled objine, fancy way of saying eggplant, grilled rack of lamb, a light couscous, and you know, he does do incredible things with desserts. He's used the same template a couple times.

I believe it's some type of cheesecake with a beautiful garnish on top. With that being said, he does do lovely things with desserts. And he is a good chef. I mean, he's scratch baking bread every single morning. He is much, much better than fucking pitch and face chef rat pizza, rat fucking Ryan. Hey Ryan, if you're listening,

we don't need to deal with Bravo. We can go mono, we mono, toe to toe with each other on this podcast. You just hit up Nick on the social media, I know you follow us. And we'll arrange a little conversation between you and us. Yeah, but we might, might ask Bravo to see what they say, but you know, we'd love to talk to you Ryan. I want to ask so many things. And Bravo, you like this.

And we wanted the question. Bravo, don't worry. If we do talk to him, we're going to make him look as bad as possible. Yeah. So the meal looks wonderful. I know we wanted to dig a hole and cook all this, but he does a great job regardless.

I would give this meal 80 pots. Moving on to a little bit of a meanwhile. Meanwhile, buddy moments all around. Kyle says he wants to slam, toss in the face with a pillow. And then we've got some fun stuff with Storm and Z, talking about who pissed on the toilet, mine's clearer than yours, don't accuse me of that.

At one point, it was earlier, when Z was talking about storm being a natural born leader, or maybe it was storm talking about himself being a natural born leader and he was captain of the water polo team. I think it was Z. I believe they showed a picture of Storm in playing water polo sans stash. Which I believe they also said he has had since he was 13.

Unless he was a full grown man with with five o'clock shadow pre-13 I think they were lying yeah and I think that was very important to mention yeah it was important to mention because we can't be lied to like that you know I mean we can only go so far with the show I guess he's not the perfect storm so buddy moments all around like I said, except from Dave and Natasha, they have a really productive, and you know, another one of their trademark, productive whispery chats that they want to do. Gosh, man.

You're weirding me out. Okay, so let's talk about this conversation because they think, Or we could talk about that horrible tattoo on his arm. Well, he's got a lot of crazy tattoos, but he's got a phenomenal six pack so they balance each other out now um I want to catch this again I know it takes two to tango but is this not like she's a gas lighter and a spell spelt slinger I am like I'm so torn with with who's the 60 and who's the 40 here I'm so torn with who's the 60 and who's the 40 here.

The way that she speaks to him, the language is very heavy. You're freaking me out. I don't know what you're gonna do. And then the coldness to end conversations that she can equip. I just, I don't like our energy. I understand Dave's energy, because I cried just for three months straight when I was trying to court my wife.

I mean, I have stuff to work on, but guys do crazy things when they're in love. I am concerned by how cold she is. I'm also concerned by how cold she is. I don't like your energy, but I think more of the blame lies with him, because it's pretty, goes back to what Pat's saying. You know the pattern she's gonna fall into. If he just looked at this, like, oh, I had a fling with this hot stew,

he could be just having a blast. Oh yeah. But instead, he has to get, yeah. Dude, you're a fucking chef who skis and does flips and shit. You'll be fine. Just enjoy this. Right.

Get your following and open up a restaurant. Right, idiot. Yes. Did you know that Times Fan? Cause I've read books on this because you know I've done a lot of research to get over something like this. It's actually just 30 days. 30 days.

Remove yourself from the situation and you'll laugh about how stupid you were. I heard actually it was comedian Christopher Stefano say this on some podcast, but they did a study and there's literally like a love chemical that you can trace. And heard three weeks, but it's gotta be in there. It's yeah, yes Three to four weeks, but it's got to be complete cold turkey cut off. No looking at pictures. No fucking Love the ones you're with and lose the ones you love so he is shutting down and she's prying I dig this strategy. Oh, this is the next morning. He's kind of he's shutting down She's trying to pry a little bit. I dig this strategy It's very powdery, but it's what we've been talking about just shut down and things if she wants to if she's freaked out and

Is scared of what you're gonna do just you know be cold for a little bit and then keep it platonic the only thing is This is a powdery little act and he has no conviction towards this whatsoever And by the way so palpable in the air, because you're running in out of the galley as a coworker that they're trying to hide this secret relationship from, it's like, what are these two all being weird about? Yeah, I wonder what would be that all be about. Right, right, right.

They're probably not dating. It's probably something else. But yeah, this was like Jenna and Adam all over again when people walk into the kitchen and she's just like, well, I guess we can talk about this later then. And then she fuckers going on with YouTube. And then she walks away and someone walks in and he's just like angrily chopping shit. Are you a real woman?

Yeah, all right. Get the fuck out of here. So Sandy speaks to Storm a little bit before the end of the episode. I don't know who the girl in the moving on here, I know, these are all of the place, but the girl in the Hawaiian shirt and the white tank top, that's kind of her uniform. I believe she was one of the pours that they brought along. I believe that was the friend from college who was kind of outside the friend group, and she's melding quite well by being fun, but she's a bit much. No, I don't

Great. She's great. I love her so much. She she takes a bite of that toast and has a great comedic pregnant pause and goes wow She's just unbelievable. I sound like a sick event now, but I actually liked her too But I was trying to get sick of that does means that you you follow her you worship her No, I sound like a sick event to you because I oh, oh, I agree. I actually did like her Initially, I was just yes Andy because I thought that's where you're going or trying to wrap the show But but but I loved her too. Yeah, she's great Missy's guys. Yeah, she reminds me of that weatherman who I've got got a seven hits of Of snow lightning YouTube that video immediately, if you haven't

seen it, it's a guy. He's more excited about this than I've ever seen anyone get excited by anything in my life. Just if it want to be, it's just, it'll make you smile. Go look it up. So like I said, Sandy speaks to Storm a little bit. He will be the next boss and but we have more important things we have to line up for the tip. Z says that it was tough for the deck team. So tough in fact that he's ready to tip a couple back a couple. So you're going to headbutt the floor tonight. You always do Z. What are we talking about a couple, man?

And it's not because it was a tough charter. Let's just call a spade of spades Z. It goes here at alcohol. Let's get to the tip. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, you wrapped this up. Yeah, I don't want you to dick, but yeah, I think it's time to go.

Of course. All right, so they leave and they leave a tip. It's 19 gram. That's right, middle of the road there for all the richy-mic riches. 1700,27 each. And then I was going to say one thing. Sandy exits that tip meeting and she says, have fun out tonight. And how presumptuous of you, unless you are now part of this show where you

understand, they'll be setting up in the cameras. We'll be going out of hand. This is still supposed to be reality TV. Sandy, so please do not pull the curtain back that you realize that every. Oh, well, one of our things to take on bridge with for give me any episode ends with Sandy calling Ray gun up to the bridge. Yeah, calls Ray gun up to the bridge credits roll and we get our to be continued card. Man, it's going to be such an M night.

Tammy man twist next week when she is I mean mean we don't know that's why it's an M night She went higher so yeah join us on Facebook join us on YouTube join us in the iTunes reviews join us on patreon and Help all of our sponsors out. We love you very very very much for supporting us. I got I need 30 more seconds guys What do we think happens because honestly for once? I'm actually torn and I don't know I they may go We've talked out of Bowson or I think they may go a deck hand down They would she would have had to have Worked that out with storm prior. I don't think so that that's what I'm saying. I'm just asking for predictions I think they go they have three

Seemingly competent dudes she's gonna fire her in the beginning of next episode. And they go that can down. Yeah, we'll see. There I am. I put the over under at six episodes. We're coming in on the fit. I think I'm gonna win that bet. She is one of the most incompetent human beings

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