Another Below Deck Podcast - Sex Rats | Below Deck Down Under S4 E5

Episode Date: March 5, 2025

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loyal and they're cool and nice. Yeah, but they ain't, you know. Yeah, they're not going to crack you in half though. No, they're not. No, they're not. No, no, no. The ones that crack you in half are poor. ["Bad TV Theme Song"] Hi, hello and welcome to another Brand Spanking New

episode of Bad TV, aka another Below Deck podcast, aka Bad TV. I'm Dylan. That is a very squirrely pet. Permission to come aboard. What are you looking around so much for? Well, I want to see if the blue lights were behind me in the studio. We got these fancy lights now that represent whatever show we're doing.

Below Deck is blue lights behind old Patty. For the ocean. Oh, we never pitched this. Some people went on our Facebook group. We have a YouTube channel called Another Below Deck is blue lights behind old Patty. Oh shit. Oh we never pitched this. Some people went on our Facebook group. We have a YouTube channel called another Below Deck podcast on YouTube. Yeah yeah yeah. Go check it out. Yeah I'll probably change the name of it soon. We'll figure stuff out. Okay but you can see videos of us and you can see how good Patty looks now. Do you want to say anything about me? Oh, Dilly, you look amazing. Not really. Who cares about looks? Well, when you, okay, so you say,

Dilly, you look amazing, and then I say, I don't, and then you go, who cares about looks? Implying that maybe the compliment paid really wasn't earnest at all. No, I definitely meant it, and... Yeah, see, you're clearing your throat you can't even look at me right now makes me think you're lying you're not as shallow as me what does that mean I all I care about is how I'm person I have been cramming for I got a pregnant wife I've been cramming food in my mouth

to be in solidarity with her oh wait you get fat after the baby's here. Really? Oh are you kidding me? You're gonna be so fat but that's okay. It is okay. What am I trying to snag bitches? Can I tell you what happens? I'm trying to take care of my daughter. This is how it happens. There's a plate of food there's some mac and cheese that's what the baby's eating or something. And they don't finish it and you're tired, you're stressed and you hate your life. And you pick it up with your hand, not even a fork,

and then you fucking shove it in your big fat pie hole. Do you just go with the fingertips or do you mash it into a ball? Mash it into a ball. Wow, that's sick. No, I mean, people should be healthy, right? And being a big fatso isn't healthy so I'm gonna work on it. But anyways, listen, we have got to get into below deck. Dan Under!

Bravo did what old Patty used to do, which I was very proud of. Whenever we were like hitting the charts like- Have a crippling sex addiction on Hollywood? No, no, no. When we'd be very high in the ratings, I would post how where we were sitting on the ratings of Apple podcasts Bravo did that this week. Oh, they showed that this show is getting 1.4 viewers. Oh, right Summerhouse has its big biggest ratings ever. I don't know why Page and Craig, okay, and I forget whatever the show they posted but very popular right now. Well good We're really enjoying the show. Hope you are too. Tell your friends tell your family steal people credit card go to patreon.com

if you want to listen to the traders. Oh my gosh is that our favorite show. It's a patreon.com slash another podcast network. Pat five dollars a month tell them how you can get that. Oh well you're come up with something new. Oh sure scrape up five bucks. Oh okay. Go stand next to a fast food restaurant, like where people, the ordering window, and then look really sad. And then when people, they're gonna order their Happy Meal or whatnot,

you say, hey, can you help me out, right? And they go, what do you want to order? And you go, I was gonna order a Happy Meal. No, no, no, actually say, I'll take a Happy Meal. And then you have them hand you the Happy Meal after they go through the drive-through and then you go right back in line. And then the next customer that comes up with a car full of kids, you go, uh, the Happy Meal over here on this drive-through it's six bucks. I'll sell it to you for five. And then you hand on over to Patreon.

You do. Well, you, yeah. Oh, that's a discount. It's discounted happy. That's arbitrage Right, that's arbitrage. I think that's I don't really know what arbitrage is but that sounds like it's what it is So do that be a fucking it seems like it's a lot of work, but it's really not yeah, be a fucking filthy bum go outside for a little bit and Just you know get people's money and then go to patreon.com another Another thing you could do, you could hitchhike, right? Oh yeah, put your thumb out. Put your thumb out, carry a weapon with you, because you're gonna need it.

Let's not get into it. Let's get into Below Deck. As they say, threaten their life, steal their car, or sell the car. You'll get a lot of $5 out of that. Yeah, that's a crime though. Food for thought. Happy Meal for Thought. Let's get into Below Deck. What did we think of this episode? Pat, go ahead. I loved it because Wee-An has been kind of flying

under the radar as a pig. Man is he a pig. You know, I love Wee-An because he's a pig. The way that he looks at women is when you go to one of those yogurt shops I mentioned you were gonna go to Menchie's the second you started talking you do it I do it because he's one of those guys it says here hand me the bunch of those little cups And then you try that banana peanut butter flavor. You're like, yeah Let me try the cookies and cream and then you decide on whatever you decide on but you got a sample Everything and that's what we and has to do and that is bosen 101. And the people at Menchies go, sir, you've sampled everything twice. We need to stop sampling and pick something. And you have to turn to these people, likely teenagers

who are scrolling on TikTok and you have to go, listen, you fucking fool. I have to understand palatability and how this is going to, it's not just the flavor of this. I have to understand how it's going to go with the toppings. The gummy worms. Yeah. What is peanut butter going to go with gummy worms? I don't know. I might like it on its own, but is it going to go with gummy worms? This is, I need to know how it goes with milk duds. And I don't even know if they make those anymore. Milk duds? Yeah, they do. My god, are they cumbersome candy? It's stuck in your teeth. Yeah Only thing worse probably jujubees. Oh, yeah dots dots are pretty bad

How about when they broke up the crunch bar into little crunch bits? Oh nerds clusters. Have you gotten nerds clusters? No, I'm not a fan. What? I know some people are big fans of the nerd clusters not Patty. I don't like that kind of sugar. I like chocolate. Wow you're in rare form today huh? I am. I believe I was giving my nots. Get in the comments let us know if Pat what Patrick said about nerd clusters is worth capital punishment. I understand. A lot of people like them. I'm just not a fan. Okay. This season is freaking amazing. And once again,

props to Harry. I might call you back channel Harry. He has his little fucking fingers all over this goddamn season. I love your Donald Trump nicknames. He will, he did like a back channel on back channel crime when he went and talked to Brianna and Lara, fed them information, then went back and fed it to Wee-Ann. He understands the job. Who's the former governor of New Jersey?

No clue. You know, big fat guy got stuck on the bridge. Oh, Christie. Yeah, Chris Christie. Oh, he's a big fat pig like me. Big Chris. We call him Big Chris. Yeah, yeah, he's big.

He eats lots of ice cream like Rosie O'Donnell, that other fat pig. Yeah, yeah. Donald, you are 120 pounds overweight. No politics. we give it to both sides. I wear it well, I wear it better. All right. I love this season. I love it, I love it. And by the way, did you see who the new Sous Chef might be?

I believe it was Alicia or Aisha. She's from a past season. I don't think she's gonna fit in well as a subordinate to Zarina. Well, Zarina's on Shutter Island right now. She's smoking cigarettes that don't exist. So, we'll see. We'll get to that.

I think my head's bleeding now. No, it's not. It's bleeding. Why is it bleeding? Cause I'm old and when you have white pasty skin and your skin is dry, it just starts bleeding for no reason. That is so disgusting. It's a thing.

You're like eyeball. Well, I am from Traders. And it's like, I see old people now and they're walking and they have their mouths open and I'm going to be that guy. Let's get to the show. 70 pots. Oh God. Oh my God.

I'm getting fucking old. And I'm miserable. I'm bleeding for no reason. My head just decided it's going to start bleeding. Get in the comments. How old are you? That is so gross. Oh my God. Go to YouTube. I'm gonna be fat.

At least I'm not bleeding out of my fucking head. Well, someday you will. Oh my God. That is crazy. I know, it's a thing. All right, I give it 12 pots. Let's get into the episode. We began on Shutter Island.

Zarina's going through deja vu because Culver broke her heart last time we were out at sea. Not just Culver. Who? That guy who his mother used to get beaten with a bone, Zwaou. He also fucked her over. No I don't think she was ever into Zwaou. She slept with him. What are you talking about? I don't think so. That was a whole storyline from last season No, her friend dated him and then she ended up having sex with him. He fucked her over too. Oh, yeah, that's right Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So yeah, she's having this that to you to take care of the wound. Oh, thank you Yeah, yeah so she's having this whole like Zen moment where she's like trying to understand what she's doing wrong with men.

Let's start with her exclusively dating sea rats who are predominantly emotionally unavailable in maturing sex acts. That's a good place. AKA sex rats. That's a, yeah, that is a really good place to start because not all sea rats are sex rats.

All sex rats are sea rats. It's like a little logic problem there. OK, so. OK. All right. Got to focus, Dill. It's gross. He's bleeding, but got to focus.

OK. God, it's like one of those wounds that just doesn't stop. It's like a little nick. You know? I'm going to lose eyesight in my right eye seriously Okay Why did the elderly walk with their mouths open? I think they're lazy and they don't know they're doing it. Okay All right, so

Serena was had her heart broken by Culver and the worst part about having your heart broken by Culver is that you gave a piece of your heart to Culver which is crazy because Culver is listen people watch the show so I want to be sensitive but Culver is a dumbass yeah he's an idiot I can't say we love you Culver no I can't stand I can't stand them all right we love you okay, so we on flavor of the day is and rolls around the boat marina heads back to the boat with him It is awkward first. We've got Serena verse Marina. That's tense. Then we've got we on with the girls That's also tense. The whole thing is just pretty tense Yeah, it's tense But I don't think Marina helps herself by not only coming in and kind of bragging about how wonderful the kiss was. Making fun of Serena's hair. I think she didn't say it, but the hair did look like Elvira.

That's a deep cut reference from the 80s. Elvira used to host like core movies. Somehow not deep cut. It's crazy that Elvira is a fixture of our culture, even though she's really done nothing. I would quote School of Rock and tell Marina, step off. Step off. Don't come for Serena. Okay, we love Serena We get to the next day. The next tank is disgusting still and so is we and maybe he wakes up after kissing both women and realizes

That he's into a dare Yeah, the beanie weenie of the crew. I like later in the was that me I Dare is just like she's like she's behind the scenes. Look, I don't she's behind the scenes. Was that me? Adara is just like, she's like, um... She's behind the scenes. Look, I don't think... She's behind the scenes. She has not had her moment. No.

Um, all the women are beautiful. Who cares what I think? I'm just disgusted. You're bleeding. Yeah, I'm bleeding. But, um, I find it interesting that he is now focused on her, and I believe it, it's true, Sea Rat nature. It's because it's the only girl he hasn't stuck his tongue down and he must do it. The funny thing is I don't even think Adair is into him. Oh no I have a direct quote later on

when she's looking at her phone I believe a producer asked her what do you think and she said and I quote no I'm good. That's the that's a direct. Love Adair. So Harry is slow playing it this season he went too heavy into Margot I quote, uh, no, I'm good. That's the, that's a drink. Love a dare. So Harry is slow playing it this season. He went too heavy into Margo last season and a bit of him in the ass. Anyways, Serena is prepping food and they talk about girl code, her and Laura and, um, Laura divulges some privileged information. Speaking of- Which is, talk about breaking girl code.

Girl code, okay, yeah. Jesus Christ. Never tell an unflattering story from the past of a friend that took place, not on television, but another experience. On television. I thought that was poor. Poor form.

Poor form. Yeah, and in the girl code codex, it's not in the first couple pages, but maybe on page 17 is a law. Don't go on national television, tell an embarrassing story that wasn't on national television about your girl. Okay. Don't do that. These two, uh, definitely Laura does not like her deep in her. No. So Serena is prepping food. Nope. Talked about that. And, oh, the, well, the story was Serena is prepping food. Nope, talked about that. And, oh, well, the story was Serena

was going for a guy and she tried to lure him in her cabin with some Nestle's PCs. Yeah, that's right. Like ET. Love ET. Yeah. ET sounds like a lot of people. ET?

Yeah. What do you mean? Kathy Hilton, Donald Trump, that kind of people. E.T.? Yeah. What do you mean? Kathy Hilton, Donald Trump, that kind of thing. Oh, uh, got it. You know he was designed to look like Einstein when they were designing what the creature would look like? They wanted him to be intelligent and not intimidating.

So he has Einstein's eyes, I think they said. He doesn't look anything like Albert Einstein. Well you know I watched a little clip. He kind of looks like a pile of shit. ET wants to go home. That's all he wants. And Elliot that greedy little fuck. You know I named my daughter after her. I know I know. Elliot's a beautiful name he's a beautiful child not as beautiful as Pat's Ellie. What a wonderful little girl. I love her so much. But it's time to get to the preference sheet meeting.

Boat owners, restaurateurs, restaurateurs, we're gonna need a mermaid. We're gonna need some diva mermaids. We're gonna need some good food. We're gonna need a silver cake several tiers. And turns out mermaid tail tails are a little difficult to swim in. Yeah, don't buy those on Amazon. No, no, no, no, you'll drown. Yeah. So Harry is pulled into.

Oh sorry, go ahead. We're moving on from the refugee meeting. I love that they're doing this 25 years later. There's so many friendships that are enduring that you went through the crazier times. Somehow we get in our 20s and 30s and yes, those are, we make memories from those times too, but there's something about being in your late teens.

Yeah, there's something. Who are the people that you still hang out with the most? What era in your life? In my life? Yeah. Probably the friends that I met in junior high. There you go. Yeah. Wouldn't it be nice when you're all 50, you go on a road trip with one another or do something

really crazy and fun? It's so crazy. Like, oh, my like really closest friends outside of you. I've known since I was 12 years old. It's pretty wild. You know you're my newest friend that is actually a friend that I've had. Yeah. And we've known each other for 10 years. Yeah you too. Thanks. Yeah you're a great guy even though you say I'm gross looking. I didn't say that. Harry has pulled into the Serena drama and Harry describes what we need. I think he doesn't use old patties analogy, but he does point out the yogurt shop analogy. Well, I've referenced this loose geometrical shape of hedonism

and debauchery in the past as a ball of snakes. There is no structure to it. It is just slithering, fucking and sucking. structure to it. It is just slithering, fucking and sucking. Harry describes it as an asterisk. We've got Wee-In who's into a dare, who's into I don't know hot pockets or something. Yeah, I'm not sure. Herself. A dare like to know one. Serena likes Wee-In and Marina doesn't follow girl code. Equals entertainment. A hundred percent. And that's why you need the ball of snakes. Let me explain for new doesn't follow girl code equals entertainment. 100%. And that's why you need the ball of snakes. Let me explain for new listeners,

this is how Sea Rats work. There is no loyalty in the Sea Rat universe. No. A Sea Rat is always two cigarettes and two shots of tequila away from throwing into it just another random Sea Rat. Yep, yep, yep. No loyalty.

Toss into my skull, toss into what really, whatever you want. Well, not, I mean, whatever I consent for you to throw into. I'd love if there was a Sea Rat out there that wanted to debate Patty and go, I disagree with your theories on Sea Rats. I welcome the challenge. Don't have that conversation with us. Pat and I are essentially like

marine biologists with you people. We have studied your genome, your species, for far too long to be debated. We're experts. Provisions arrive. Yes. And we get the chiron for, we get a chiron for a welcome drink.

That's a new one. The Creole Smag. I gotta try that. drink. That's a new one the creole smash I gotta try that. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You know, my wife's creel Yeah, yeah Yeah You know, I'd love to try your wife's cooking again. It was just that one time we uh, you made fun of our caesar salad Yeah, you know the unfortunate part about being a famous podcaster is that occasionally someone that you are creating with posts on Instagram a clip that is unflattering to my wife.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I have to deal with the repercussions. Yeah, and I would take umbrage with the word famous, and I would take umbrage with what your wife did to that Caesar. It was inexcusableable and I was speaking my truth Spaghetti was overcooked as well. I Never heard that before so they seem fun these these guests titties and ass they came from Chicago

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to assist the interior, whether it be washing dishes or cleaning up. Johnny is. I don't think Weon really is. I think his team is. And'm and he bitches about it later But we'll get to that well She says I need some help and he says give me 20 minutes Which is conveniently enough time for the test to be over that's right He says I'm talking to Harry about all this girl drama. He's like give me a break I need to talk about who I'm gonna fuck

So lunch is fresh and light there's gonna be something for everyone a dare doesn't know meters But she and she also hasn't been inside. She was supposed to be an in-betweeny. I haven't really seen her in between. Lunch is beet salad, prawns, crab cakes, and other salads. It goes off without a hitch. They loved it. They loved it.

And they stared at Serena and said, watch your fucking Ps and Qs because we're hungry. If you fuck this up, it's not gonna be good for you. So Serena knocked out of the park with this one and finally we get to Weehan and Laura. Oh, I'm sorry, forgive me. I do want to back up for one second. Marina has created a new currency for services provided. Apparently it's her fucking dog. Besos. Besos. Yeah, little besitos. I had necks about 15 years ago who'd go, if you behave, you might get lucky tonight.

And I remember thinking, I don't wanna get lucky. So. That's when you know you gotta get out. That's when I broke up with her. That's right. She used to say, you know, I might be a BJ in the equation. I'm like, I'm good.

Good. Yeah. So. Yeah. I'm just saying I'm good. Good. Yeah. So yeah, that's what I'm just saying. Sex is not always a good currency. That's when you gotta get out. Yeah. Because if you're in a good relationship, especially with men, that will always work. Pretty much. Not old Patty. Well, Patty's T is very low. That's true. So he's bleeding out of his face. I am. I'm getting old. My testosterone. I think they discussed this later like old men, the charter guests were like they're loyal and they're cool and nice. Yeah but they you know. Yeah

they're not gonna crack you in half though. No they're not. No no no. The ones that crack you in half are poor. Isn't that odd? That's how life works. Yeah. So Serena needs help because she's really behind. Now we love Serena, you know that. We do. Why are you so behind? We talked about it last week. What is the need? Serena's never had a sous chef before.

Why are we all of a sudden like, oh my God, I can't do it. We've never had a sous chef. Why are you so behind? You know we love Serena. We do. And that's a great question. And I can't answer it because I don't know what,

how much you need time to prepare for this. Well I think she'll have to answer it later on in the season. We'll talk to her. So we on needs, if she'll have us, we on needs a cleaning list from Harry. That's weird. And we do a photo shoot on the beach. Now I want to point back up to the, him needing cleaning sheet Harry. I believe points out like I well what the fuck are you talking?

Oh, where's this guy's head? Yeah, I'll tell you where it is It's in between a dares legs because men are disgusting and we get completely Consumed with sexual I mean we've talked about it before that's why it's called rutting That's when you go out and you kill deer because they're super horny you can't think clearly when you're underwater and frothy frothy cum should I I shouldn't have done that. No no it's fine. Okay. Guests get back to the boat well Well really quickly the photo shoot. One of them almost drowned and Johnny continues to be just lovely. Yeah. The Greek. Just lovely.

It's so sad to see a scene where he's punching a wall. I know I wonder what happened. So silver and pearl themed 25 years of friendship is going to be the dinner. Dill forgive me sometimes I'm so excited about the show as we recap it I miss stuff. Did we skip over the scene where the charter guests inquire about Brianna and Harry's relationship? Not yet. That happens before the setup I believe but I could be wrong. Well first Lara says that she's gonna make things as classy as possible for this silver and pearl leaf thing and they're gonna do that with things almost exclusively from the 99 cent store so we've seen this

before it always looks like absolute shit now we get ready for dinner but before that they do ask if Harry is going to be taking Bree to Australia his answer maybe now I want to say this and forgive old Patty for sounding like a misogynist who thinks he understands women, but I think I do. These are traps that women that have no stake in the game set for dumb guys. Okay, Tom. Yes, dear. They asked him that.

Do it like Tom. Okay. Let me tell you something, dear. Sweetie. Okay, dear? Yes. We're going to do it. Let's do it. Okay. Let me tell you something, dear, sweetie. Okay, dear. Yes. We're going to do it. Let's do it. Okay. Yes. Women said traps for bad. Okay. That's why you can't trust them. Okay. Dear.

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Out of all the sea rats that have boat masses on this show as we've watched for eight years, I actually think they have a shot. And if they don't, I'm going to be very disappointed. I love Big Red and Harry Carrey. Oh, yes. They're the best. But we get to dinner.

And it is going to be truffle mushroom risotto and surf and turf. Now, Serena is cutting loins or little ribbons or little medallions or quite sizable medallions out of the Chateaubriand. And I saw the cook immediately. I said, that is still alive. It had the jockey marks.

I mean, yeah. Yeah, you can't. I am averse to blood. You know I don't eat meat anymore, or for the most part. And, but one thing that used to bother me is actually seeing the blood that used to formally flow through the living piece of meat

that I am now going to consume. Yeah, it's dead flesh, once full of blood and life force, now no longer. Now the thing about filet mignon, I don't care if it's wagyu, I don't care if it's what, filet mignon needs to be cooked to, I would say between medium rare and medium, because to leave a filet mignon rare is to chew through a baseball steak. You can take that cut a little bit further than you would other cuts. And who are we kidding?

We're not getting a real wagyu loin for these people. Maybe we did, but this wagyu thing is getting thrown around so much. It's getting crazy. I was at Boulevard Steak on Sunday. I paid $90 for a steak the size of a booger. It was great. The wife ate it.

Yeah. So the risotto goes off well, but we do have an issue. It's undercooked. But first, we in doesn't want to work. He's talking to his boys about how this it's not that he doesn't work want to work. It's that he feels that Lara is kind of overstepping her bounds now into his department with expectations. I think Daisy is the greatest abuser of this Daisy just constantly... Gary. Everyone is on

interior when it's like Daisy chill out. Speaking of that show good luck with another season of that Gary King. Yeah yeah I think Gary King's being sued now. Yeah. Yeah I'm on we ins I'm on Lara side. You're on we inside. I'm not on we inside per se I'm just saying that I feel like they need some of this may be coming out of her punishing him for Overstepping his bounds by having Marina go out and do scuba diving. Maybe. Just saying. Maybe. Okay, so yes, the steaks do in fact turn out to be too under for the women. They're pretty chill about it. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine to send back. Yeah, they send back the stuff. It's cooked properly. And then next out is a coconut Malibu pineapple cake. I was so excited about this. Yeah. Yes. I love coconut and I love pineapple

and it's rarely seen as a dessert, especially on this franchise. Jesus Christ. What's happening? Oh my God. Have you tried? Have you ever had upside down pineapple cake? Yeah. What was last time? I don't know. It's clawingly sweet. It is. And you don't need to eat the whole goddamn thing, but you can have a slice and it's wonderful and I just like I'll not Have the fat shaming continue anymore. I do not eat entire cakes worth of my point is it's delightful and it can be eaten with just small portions your favorite cake is a pineapple upside down cake I Like when it's served and I also like bread pudding. What about a cheesecake? A little too gross and too overindulgent. What about carrot cake? Love carrot cake.

What about red velvet? It's cake. Okay, so you're a cake guy. I'm a pie guy. You're a pie guy. You're a pie guy. Yeah. Okay. What about uh, what key lime? Well, that that goes in the cheesecake But anyway, I love pie apple cake if you want to no, I don't like apple pie What do you like a cobbler no Banana cream? I like banana cream. Wow.

You're a sweet little bitch, huh? Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. All right, so the dinner is fine. It's 50 pots. I've been hard on Serena, but Serena's on Shutter Island. She's not cooking to her fullest potential.

What'd you think of that risotto, though? Looked good. Yeah, it's a good first course, right? Yeah, looked good, yeah. 55 pots. Okay. Okay. So, um, Harry and Big Red, we have a maybe off. They're so cute together. This is the beginning of young love. I think they're going to stay together until they're dead. Yeah. Serena and Marina have this is a talony interaction Yes, Marina

We're gonna not become fans of you very very quickly if you're this This mean about now. This is the war that has taken place between her and Zarina over wean. Yeah, okay His name's wean Come on guys But we get to the morning Zarina wants a massage, but weien cannot touch her because of the Brazilian, the scary Brazilian. And that is when Zarina just tells Wien

that she has a crush on him. Now, this is a major misstep because Wien is a pig. He wants what has not expressly said, has a crush on him. That's why he's into a dare. Now we get to the jet skis and this is wild. The jet skis are filled with water which means they might have a leak and Johnny and a dare are a little concerned for the well-being of the guests. You know who is not? The Bowsett. The Bowsett. Fuck it. Let's see what happens. So they mentioned one of them can't swim and wean says well

We'll need to see what happens And we do see what happens now Below deck is always good for one or two needless to be continued cards throughout the season I don't know if the jet ski flipped over because of user error or because there was a leak We're not sure yet. I could not tell, but what I could tell is they're very close to shore. So the good news for the guests that can't swim is that she could just stand up

and the water line will be up to her ankles. Yeah, and also if it was any deeper, you have a life vest on. But. Ah, fuck it. I know it's scary. Live hangar. Water's scary, things are scary.

Get in the comments, let us know what scares you. What's your favorite scary. Things are scary. Get in the comments. Let us know what scares you. What's your favorite cake? How do you like your steak cooked? And what is your favorite? I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat say goodbye. Later dads! Love