Another Below Deck Podcast - Slipped It In | Below Deck S12 E11

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

Dylan and Pat are back to break down magic, love, urinals, puzzles, tips, stories, tomatoes and more from Bravo's Below Deck.Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkhttps://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod

Captain Kerry says, I can't fire the guy on a hunch. So Kyle lives. And in the post-credit scene, we see a Joker-like smile, scrawl across the face of Stilly. Again, what are you doing? Take the out. Dude, take the out. Distance.

Distance. Right. Yes. It's like somebody inventing that they were on Jeffrey Epstein's plane. I was on it. Were you on it? No, I was just kidding. I was fucking around.

But was I? but the stakes are way way low way low well hi hello hi hello and welcome

i'm dillan that is pat Permission to come aboard. Oh, granted. I had so much fun with this episode. This episode was great. Oh, my God. Lots of twists and turns. One of the most confusing things to brag about, I think we've ever seen.

Yeah, that's something you bury in the deep, dark regions of your soul. Because you are going to be fired for it if you do brag about it. Well, he may have not known that. It's out of technicality. Did she slip it in, or did she not slip it in, or was he just joking? One of the most confusing things. things to brag about like it's unprofessional okay it's like a houdini type stuff like well they were surrounded by people yeah i mean god super confusing so like some james bud stuff

yeah um but yeah we're gonna get into the whole thing join us at patreon dot com slash another podcast network and uh pat has something to say yeah i have something to say all right so we're thinking about jumping ship we're jumping ship on miami because i got to be honest with you uh patreon is to make money. So we need to put things there that you guys are into. You've shown us by your response. I've done a call to action to ask. I said, all I wanted was 30 more patrons to jump in there to show me that you care that much about that franchise. And I said don't. And they listen to Dillon. Yeah. You're not there. Therefore, this week, we're going to come up with something. I don't know. We'll figure it out. I think we're going to do Traders and Rock of Love.

Rock of Love. Traders and Rock of Love. We haven't done season two of Rock of Love, right? No, we have not. Wow. You know, I know a girl from Rock of Love. And I'll share some great stories. Let's have her on. Oh, I bet she'd come by. So, Traders, VH1 stuff coming to Patreon soon. I wanted to get to some iTunes ratings and reviews. Oh, really? Because we've had some good ones. Okay. I think, good thing Ruby's not here. I think we had a listener that let her have it. Oh, yeah, yeah. How could her ego handle us reading a negative review about her? I think so, but she's still, you know, she's still a bit of a rookie in this game. And the first couple of hits you take, or are they bruise? But because we've been doing this for a while,

they don't bruise me. This is from Tracy MSP who left. I think she wrote like 300 words. And it's a very, very confusing one. This is a long one? It's a long one. A lot of like, what's the header? Like, uh, usually those. Pat start your own podcast. It doesn't start that way. Yes, it does. They love you. Okay. But then they go on to say that, um, I, uh, don't paraphrase. Read it. We got time. No, no, I don't want to. Any accolades for me, why I should start my own podcast? Just that you're funny, smart, funny, introspective, relatable, capable of laughing at himself.

All the things Dylan is incapable of doing. Oh, wow. There we go. Okay. Now, the review kind of spirals into this madness, right? And accuses me of not liking your wife or your children because they're black. Wow, you don't like black people, huh? Okay.

Boy, I don't know if I can have you at that. this house anymore. Yeah, no, I know. It's crazy. And then it was really confusing because she's, in the review, she said that the reason that I, um, hate your wife, well, is because she's black, but also because of my failed music career. Wow. Oh, boy. Maybe she, you know, sometimes they mix up podcasts. Yeah. This could be Dylan from another podcast and she's mixing it up. Yeah, I just, I don't think the cocktail's quite right. Uh, read that one about Ruby because that one, No, I'm not going to read this one, but this is a great one, four stars from Old Miss Five. Now, we've said many times we do not want one star or two star, three star, four.

No, no, no, because two stars, three stars, four stars, that means you're mediocre because you're in the middle. And this is America. Aren't we binarily tribal right now? Aren't we either or, right? Do we hold a nation's spellbound or do you despise us? So this is from Ole Miss Five. Love you guys. And I would have left five stars, but.

Pat prefers scones over croissons, dude, L-O-L. Now, I understand that this is a medium. This is a good way to leave a rib and it worked. But change that fucking review to a five, you idiot. That hurts our fucking ratings and also how we, look here, fuck-o. Fucking put a fucking five there. Yeah, yeah, I have to say that you have to do that. And I will also agree with you that anyone who prefers

a scone over, a scone, as Luanne Delisps would say, over a croissant is, I mean, truly insane. Well, you guys haven't been to Holley's bakery, then. That's where I buy my scones, and they are delicious. Do they have croissants there? Yes. You don't get them up. I think they buy them from another vendor. They make the scones there. Oh, really? Yes. Well, I mean, it's a case-by-case thing. So let's say it go. Traders, VH1, coming to patreon.com. We have to get into the show right now. Thoughts, pots, go. Okay. So there was a little. So, there was a little. little story arc here that took place in the episode that I think because we were wondering if Stilly's penis didn't slip into Helen's Vaj, it was overshadowed by. And that was

Ole Solay. She got her comeuppance. I truly enjoy someone who plays with other people's emotions getting what they gave out. Your thoughts, your pots. Okay. Jess is still extremely immature and all over the goddamn place. Barb's, you should have said no to that goddamn date. I know it's fun to cuddle with people. I love to cuddle too. Who doesn't love a cuddle? Well, most men actually don't love a cuddle.

Well, I'll say this. Just cuddle. There's no emotions connected to it. Jess is too emotionally immature to provide you what you want at this point. But I did enjoy that. And then Frazier, Frays, you know I love you. I said if I had a baby brother, I wanted it to be you. I told you that to your face and I still mean that.

That being said, you're quite. the tattletail. Framing that this information must be given to Captain Kerry. I agree with him. And me and Frazier are in a Cold War. He is my enemy. But I agree with Frasier. He's fucking walking around the boat telling everybody that he fucked a charter guy.

He slipped it in while there were numerous people. You have to say that. Captain, I got to tell you something. I said I slipped it in. What are you talking about? didn't Hugo Boss do the same thing? He works under Hugo Boss. This is not your department, Frazier. Yeah. He loves getting people fired. No, he doesn't. Frazier, come on the show. Okay, how many pots? Okay, I'm trying to think if there was anything else that I loved.

Boy, Richard's having a tough night. Oh, yeah. Helen? He said he did, and then he said he didn't. So did he? he didn't well now i'm finishing the episode he's getting interviewed by producers he's saying call helen did he call you yeah he didn't and now i'm seeing a him saying that he he may have done it yeah that's just completely impractical uh 90 pots yeah i thought it was a 90 pot episode too the kyle stuff was so much fun i mean i we've completely forgotten in the entire like wall-to-wall drama. We had a lovely young woman just serendipitously. I mean, two puzzle pieces coming together. I mean, it took seven minutes. You're referring to martini. Martini. Yeah, yeah. I love martini. And let me tell you. She's from Massachusetts. She's a mass hole. This is not a stereotype.

Girls from New Jersey and Massachusetts, I don't know what's in the water. They don't put out. They don't do this. You never get with a woman from Massachusetts. No, they do dear. They don't put out. They don't put out. They don't. do it. I could, I was shocked. She was pretty. And now, uh, her sexual, uh, entanglement with this sea rat has been immortalized. I love her. She's, she, she's got a little bit of, um, she's got a teflon thing about her. She just, so what? I fucking bagged a Scottish guy in the ground soaked and pissed. And I love that. But Dill, there are always unfortunate, un, uh, unintended consequences. You know what that sound was.

It's somebody falling. Yes. Got to fly the stairs. Well, someone broke their neck. Intentionally, that was her dad. Okay. Because he happened to watch below deck. Yeah.

And then he went to work the next day. Yeah. And someone said, Earl. Right. I'm watching the show below deck. And my wife says, is that martini? And I said, I think that's martini. Yeah.

Wow. She's great on camera. Yeah. Or worse. He's like, no, I haven't seen it. And they're like, oh, you got to watch this. Wow. Yeah, she's doing great.

Yeah. Yeah, anyway. That's a little crazy, you know, I've been watching Chief of Bois. You know, Chief of War? Yeah, with Jason Mamma. Yeah, did you watch it? I haven't watched it. What was, he did a series similar to that on another streaming service.

I can't remember what it was called. Yeah, something like Hunter. Yeah, something. Black and white. Yeah, yeah. You like Chief of War? Chief of War. But did you know that the ancient Hawaiians, when they pass, they're, they're,

the daughter off to the king, King Kamea maya in this instance. They consummate their marriage in front of everybody. Oh, really? They go in a tent and they bang in front of the entire village, including the dad. Well, is he in the tent? The dad's not in the tent.

He's outside. Can you imagine little Ellie consummating her marriage and you're watching? I mean, my God. Well, Dale, if that was happening, you'd hear this. Because that would be me jumping off a cliff. Because they don't have, yeah. Yeah.

Wow, I got to check that out. Boy, when's Jason Mamoa going to take his comic turn in cinema? Oh, he did in the Minecraft movie. Oh, yeah. I watched about 20 minutes of that. Me too. It was a piece of shit. Yeah, it was a piece of shit.

There was one funny part where the teacher gets in front of the class and he's like, I was laughing so hard I was like I'm so hopeful for this movie and then it was just so bad but he gets in front of the class and he's like I'm financially just completely in ruin right now

and he's just talking to the kids about how he's in debt yeah yeah okay so great episode 90 pots let's get into it so um our dear Jess is torn up the ever storm of chaos and love

that is Sir Cuduce Lay has ravaged Jess and her heart. She cannot play this game. It is claiming her tears. And she's engaging in something that's very rare in the C-Rat world. And that's something called a little self-reflection, a little looking in the mirror. Every once in a while, we should all take a look in the mirror, Del. Yeah, because retrospection for a C-Rat essentially is, I mean, they do look in a mirror, but it's a mirror that they've punched. And it's, it's fractured, and it's really tough to glean anything one way or the other. And that's probably why they always say to that mirror, I'm fucking awesome. Right, right, right. Fuck you. What do you know?

But we really kick off with a story, a story of starters and mains and desserts. I love how it kicks off with Helen and her buddy, Michelle. They thank Captain Kerry for tricking that tri-state trash into a room and walking the door behind her. Quite the rope-a-dope. And I think they point out that, hey, because you did that, you helped make this vacation awesome. Um, Helen, you invited that person on this trip, okay? I just want to remind you of that. By the way, we were, a little peek behind the camera, we were trying to get them as a threesome on the podcast.

And I don't know, for whatever reason, Helen and Michelle, who are still on the boat, didn't want to do the podcast with Kelly. And I was like, I don't want to do the podcast with anybody but Kelly. So if we don't have Kelly, we got lots. And then everybody, well, to be fair to us, they, uh, ghosted us. But it was probably because they listened to our recap. Oh, yeah. A lot of people don't like to be called tri-state trash.

That's a good point. That's a really good point. And I would blame them at all, right? So listen, this dinner is a tale of two men. One, a year less experienced, the other forged by his own mistakes, you know. Both actually had their wives claimed by their uncle. Because they're talking about the same man. Ah, right.

It's Anthony. But first course is a mushroom volute. And we move into a deep. deconstructed Caprazi, which, you know, if you take the easiest salad on planet Earth and make it easier, that's what Anthony did. Yeah, I was going to say, deconstructed is quite the cop out in the culinary arts, is it not? It can be and it can't be. Well, one could argue that a caprazi salad is already deconstructed.

So dumping it out of a bowl onto a wooden board, it's that some horseshit. Yeah, right? Yeah, the next course. Oh, I was going to say, here's my version of a deconstructed. What I have here is white bread. There's a little bologna. You do the pronunciation a little artfully. Yeah.

And you call it Mordadella. Oh, there you go. And I say that's a deconstructed bologna sandwich before your eyes. Yeah. And I mean, there are restaurants in New York City wherein, you know, it wouldn't blow me away if there was a $27 deconstructed bologna sandwich on a table. And I bet you it's probably pretty fucking good, too. Yeah?

Oh, yeah. cure your meat in house and you know bake a nice milk bread toast it up have some kind of sauce a mustard we're just looking for things to do oh yeah there's a coffee shop on ventura boulevard i see a line out the door every day oh and i i want to talk about this on a p s matcha is having a moment right now is it it's mach's moment it is a hundred percent maches moment right now they're putting tiramisu and freaking cake and macha people are lining up around the block for matcha i mean it's nuts when do we just as as a culture just have a big vat and we just throw fucking pigs in it cake fucking nachos we grind it all up and go this is everything and we eat it no we drink it out of

a fucking it's too bizarre a hypothetical to even entertain so next up a keesh with comte and lemon zest you could say that the zest danced on top of the plate you could also say that the zest dance on top of the plate you could also say that it fell onto the plate the way that it drunk does because too many, you know? Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was just really, really sloppy. I was going to say it was an upscale version

of something they'd serve at eye hop. Formed scrambled eggs. Is that not what Keish? No, that's not what Keish is. No. Pat, one of you... I'll back on. One of you sit back, okay?

We take a little bit of a break and Jennifer says that she's going to make carry a Sunday sauce, meat, boss, and veal and fucking olive oil and fucking shit. And the one guy says, Hey, Maron. it's it's gravy you know and they they fight i couldn't wait till they got off the fucking boat i'm sorry they helen and her crew they ended up being really nice people good luck in that bedroom

with richard tonight unless you guys are into that sort of thing but that hey pat fucking they're into that they're into it oh yeah yeah because i was like is this a warning for guys not to fall asleep on the beach even if your wife is surrounded by 12 other people they can still find a way yeah no they're into it well i can't handle these accents anymore. I've about had it. Next course is a Chilean sea bass, a mango salsa is paired with the fish, and a risotto is slopped on the rim of the plate. Kind of the way like, you know, you know how a field medic rushes to an emergency and just sets its stuff down, you know, that's what the risotto

looked like on the rim of this plate. It was foul. Generally, thrown down haphazardly, you've got to attend to a person bleeding. Yes, yes. And they might not make it. So who has time to structure things. Aged ribby with potato milfoy and a roasted carrot is up next and we end the meal with a chocolate coconut canosh and a dish called Love Passion and Champagne, also

known as a fruit and cheese plate. This was absolutely disgusting. Wall to wall fail. No, I'm kidding. I thought Anthony, he's been a bench. The boy whose uncle stole his wife. The boy who was brought up.

and forged in the fires of painful dyslexia has now found himself and has scribed bad asshe chef himself on the whiteboard yes yes yes he is uh he can look in the mirror now and say i'm a badass chef and uh all those people that told me i was a loser are wrong wrong and that's when captain carry i believe walks in the gallon he says anthony your dad he's looking down on you right now yeah and coincidentally you're uncle is going down on your ex-wife. Ouch, that's got to hurt. Yeah, I want to apologize to everybody for just the continued onslaught. It's not even funny.

Dale, I can't not finish out the season with reminding everybody that his uncle slept with his wife. I know, and you have to ask yourself why. It's compulsion. Is there any more understanding that needs to be had? Maybe some people are tuning in that are new to the show. and they need to know. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah, no, it's a good point. And we will not stop. We can't stop. No, no, no. To quote Miley Cyrus. Okay, so, um, all joking aside, I thought he did great, uh, 80 pot dinner. Um, you know, you really have to pare down a tasting menu when you're, uh, serving

pepperoni people and, uh, when you have three burners that are not working. So I thought you, yeah, I thought he'd be great. Yeah, yeah, I agree. All right. So Helen has a gift for Captain Kerry. It's a very confusing garment. It is a, I mean, it's like, I didn't even know they freak. You know when we were talking about how human beings are just freaking bored?

Take the panties and cut the part that goes around the bottom. It's like a belt. Yeah. So, yes, Anthony does say that he wishes his father was there. And in my notes, I was going to throw it to you because I knew that you were going to say something horrific. Right. I don't think it was that bad. The pajama party has been hatched.

Salin says something very English as a second language. This looks like backstage at a KFC. Now this is called a slaughterhouse, I believe. Oh, yeah, sure, for sure. But if you think about the saying backstage at a KFC, it's so funny to me that saying, that coupling of words, backstage implies a hurriedness right a kind of scattered chaos to prepare for a performance right

and kFCs are there's just oil and dead chicken all over the place yeah i want to help the She was referring to the back room of KFC. But, you know, I don't speak French or any other language. Good for her. All right. So I was triggered by this pillow fight. They have to think these things through. I'm, when I was watching this, I was like, I'm so blown away that this was even

offered. Why is it on the, on the table? Okay. So I don't think I've told this story on this show. This New Year's Eve, we had another couple over with their daughter. Oh, that's right. For New Year's Eve. and we were doing the East Coast time.

We live in L.A. So at 9 o'clock... I love the East Coast ball drop. The ball drops and this husband and wife announced they have these confetti throwers to ignite the celebration. I didn't think much of it. We have the two kids do it,

Elliot and this daughter of theirs. And instantly, when I say 20,000 little stripes of whatever that paper is, explode into our living room, go everywhere. Three months after that, I found a piece of confetti under my balls, and I am very hygienic. It goes everywhere, and you will, my wife was pissed. We've never talked to those people again. It was an epic. You've never spoken to them. My wife refuses. She is, thank God she was able to hold on to not losing her mind that night.

My wife was pissed. Did they go to the same school? No. It's possible that we'd never see them again. I like the husband a lot, but I get her sentiment. She thought they did it on purpose because they said, well, I guess your housekeeper's going to have a busy day tomorrow. There's something off like that, and that just got under my wife's skin.

Oh, wow. Mm-hmm. Yep, don't fuck with Cherie. Don't fuck with Cherie. Don't fuck with her. So Rainbow has an overture. I don't know if that's the, she has a saying that she goes back to a couple times this episode. We work till we die.

calm down uh saline says not me and then vacuums feathers out of her tits so we head down for bed um barbara cools stilly off a little bit the next morning um he says i want nothing to do with her and babbs is like she's a fucking see right kyle take it i mean you're a fucking see yeah what are we talking about it's it's it's what are these bruises of loyalty i mean it's it's amazing how much she's been hurt it's amazing that she's able to step outside the box and realize just how meaningless all of this is. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there were successful novelists

that thought that everything was meaningless. I mean, imagine, you're just talking about banging somebody on a boat. Someone should, uh, is it the beetle? Kafka. Metamorphosis, yeah, the beetle. So we head into the dock while Michelle and Helen do a TikTok. And Jess is realizing that she thinks Barbara is a better person, a better kisser and all

that jazz. And more on that, it's fine. But first, we have to get to the tip meeting. Feels like we haven't had one of these in a while. Oh, my God. Excuse me. I was thinking. Oh, my God. All right. Sorry, sorry. So let's get to the Jess and Rainbow discussing Barbes. Jess is starting to realize that she may have let the right one get away. Yeah. And she may ask her on a date. And I have some advice for Jess. Feel free to take a week off from your love life.

That's what I was thinking, too. Like, we're on this treadmill pretty aggressively. And it's like, I just have a little celibacy for a week. Well, because Jess is so emotionally immature, this is all about her feeling better about herself. We'll get to, Barbara Beware. Yeah. all right tip meeting okay can i break down the game film

you know i want to say really quickly i want to talk about it on an a p s but my car got hit last night uh by a food truck pretty significant while you were in it no how do you know cameras no i was at a restaurant oh okay came out the valet goes you have a silver Prius i go uh oh you know that parking lot owes you the money it happened there yeah i mean we'll figure it out but immediately as the guy says do you have a specific kind of car i was like what is going on here the way that carry opens up this conversation you're just like oh there's no way oh there is no there is bad news coming oh yeah he doesn't uh he doesn't hide the whatever like the second you walk into a room with him you know

what's going to take place. Oh, yeah. It's like, I thought we did great. I thought you guys were amazing. I'd rape it up that fucking crazy bitch, huh? I thought it was a really good time, but. A bunch of cheap abs. A bunch of goddamn cheap.

Twenty-two. So I'm rounding up to be generous. 1,700 a sea rat. The sea rats, when they're, the camera pans around them, they look despondent. Oh. It's like someone told them that their dad was going to abandon them. Crestfallen, I would say. but we get to dameo who's dameo is very preoccupied i understand that phrase you know you take umbrage

with frage and i do too just not over the specific thing me and fraser are in a cold war he is my enemy but dameau is the one that really spearheads the charge over the helen and kyle thing now kyle is the one that you know signed his when someone is drunk and starts announcing that they did kill that runaway 14 years ago and you you have to call the cops you just have to they may be drunk and they're just being braggadocious for whatever reason about something stupid you imagine a cop comes up to you goes what are you doing why are you bothering us with this uh oh i'm sorry uh thought i could help you guys out with a cold case oh my bad and then you know the cop would be like you know what you're right i'm sorry want to hear a crazy story yeah so i dated a

girl 20 years ago we dated a long time she she has two brothers um she told me that her oldest brother killed her father and that the rest of the family never because he was kind of mentally ill they didn't report it and he shot him in the head in silver lake and i don't know what year it was i won't say it i actually know it because i want you guys like sleuthin out i after we start just go like this just go like this go like this I think it was like, oh, okay. So I was like, after we stopped talking, I was like, I'm going to start doing a little Googling

to see if this really took place. And had I found the actual like unsolved mystery of this because she told me where it took place and her mother and the other brother. And it always terrified me like that he got away with it. Yeah. Yeah. It's like Clive Owen in that movie. Which one?

Oh, the one where he's of the bank robber, but he sits in the, um inside man oh inside man that's a movie that's a movie i think there's two movies called inside man one is about like uh cameron uh crow whatever the gladiator guy and it was about like uh russal crow big pharma like with cigarettes or whatever huh and alpuccino was in it i think it's called inside man oh okay well yeah there's like five movies called aquamarine I think. All right, so it's Kyle's birthday.

Listen, and he's going to do whatever he wants to do. That includes letting a little too much steam out of the kennel. You know what I've done. Yeah, yeah. It's so fun when you know a secret. But I always say when you have a secret. You have to kill everyone. The only way it gets captive, two people know the secret and one of them's dead.

Yeah. Helen's alive, you're alive. Yeah. So secret's not going to get kept, especially if you pull a fucking Robert Durst, huh? Oh, you know, of course. Of course I did it. Yeah.

But yeah, Kyle pulled a Durst. The difference between him and Durst is that Durst actually did chop all those people up and throw them in bags. So, yeah. Didn't he have like a pretty good excuse for why he did it? Which murder are you talking about? The one where he chopped the guy up. Okay, so that was a neighbor and he said it was self-defense.

Yeah. I don't think you chopping his body up and then hiding it is just call the cops and say this guy trying to kill him. That's another thing that I think the cops wouldn't understand. They're like, why did you chop his body up and throw it? Listen, the guy came after me. I just didn't want to deal with it. Okay. We get it.

That's an amazing documentary. Amazing. Yeah. Amazing. The jinx. The jinks. They tried to catch lightning in a bottle twice. Is that what you say? You try to catch lightning in a bottle twice. You can't do that twice. It blows the bottle up. That's what they say. So too many beans out of the can't, saying like a canary.

He said he banged Helen without a rubber in the water. Oh, he said it outselling. Yeah. And then when he gets to that young mass hole, yeah. Oh, I banged her. Yeah. Anyway. And, oh, yeah, and I didn't wear a rubber.

I might have been pregnant in a complete stranger. Yeah. Wow. No, no, no. No, no. He's talking about banging Helen without a rubber. Yeah. Right.

And then in the water. says she refused, or he refused, but she wanted to fuck. That's what he says in the cabs. But we hit the table, and Kyle immediately gets up and finds one of the most serendipitous and willing partners. I think we've ever seen on reality television, okay? He and Martini from Boston go on a little walkabout. They hit the beach, and then they hit a urinal, and then they bang on a floor soaked in the slime and bacteria underneath everyone's feet, but they also bang in particulates of shit and piss.

And not even particulates. I mean, some of it was just puddled. I must say, if you don't mind backing up here because I just want to capture all of this. Kyle's nose, I love a drunk, and I love a drunk with courage, drunken courage. Yeah. Because sometimes you can pull it off.

Also worth noting, his nose gets redder, the more he drinks. Oh, he's Scottish. Right. Yeah. But it's like, it's a good metric to know how many he's had. Yeah, the Scots are like, God came down and pinched their nose and was like, you stop being at alcoholics.

And then they didn't listen. And then all the alcohol flows right to the tip. Right to their nose. All right. So he starts, uh, let's see here. Oh, I was going to say, he pulled this off with this mous hole in under seven minutes. Yeah. He's already smacking lips.

He ordered a steak, got up. hit on her, went to the beach, banged her in a urinal, sat back down, ate the steak. I mean, it's a pretty impressive sequence of events. Very quick. Almeny, snick it. I mean, my God. I've had it captured in a bottle. It's a beautiful thing.

You know, when I own that goddamn tour company, that's people were traveling. And every once in a while, I think, as I was having relations with a person from out of town, I often wonder if there was a. Venereal did he say? No, no, no, no, no, I protect myself. Dude, I come from the generation where AIDS. You thought if you looked at a girl too long, you'd die of AIDS. Yeah, well, AIDS is scary. Well, I want to say, I used to always wonder, like, the girls, especially it was like

girl trip. I'd be like, is she engaged some lawyer or something? Yeah. And then you were like, I don't care. Oh, speaking which, tease for another podcast show, my wife is going on her first girls trip to Las Vegas to see the backstreet boys. I'm sure everything will be fine. I think so too.

Now listen, the two of them get back to a rousing applause from the bar. She's a very fun girl. Kyle sits down and tells Salane that Martine was better than her. Kyle, come on. Well, at least that dad has something to be proud of. Kyle, that is not you, okay? You don't need to go doing that, Kyle. My goodness gracious.

Did you see how he ate that meat thrown in his face, too? Yeah. I have to say, this is disgusting. Yeah. But at least if you're a sea rat or in this mindset, right then you're at the top of the world. Oh, yeah. Just closed, you close some ass deer. That's one of the happen.

And now you're going to sit down. You're going to watch Sports Center. Yeah. And you're going to eat some beat and enjoy yourself to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Kyle is on Sea Rat Cloud 9 right now. So we hit the boat. And Salin and Kyle have a little chat in the jacuzzi.

She goes, you said I was worse than the bathroom floor lady. He said, yeah, I never said I was a good person. That's an amazing alibi for offending somebody. You know, you really didn't need to say that thing about the Jews. Never said I was a good person. I never said I was not anti-Semate. I mean, what, Jesus. Let's be clear about that.

All right, so Babs and Jess. Where are we? Sorry. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, this was ridiculous. just meanwhile just uh chats with barbs and ask uh if if she can go on a date with her yeah and i was like please say fucking no oh she says yeah but unfortunately we get a little bit more confessional from kyle um where or confessions from kyle wherein he yeah he chats with

damo and uh about his fight with o lay oh man and then there's a that little piece of business about him possibly impregnating that complete stranger who we also raw dogged yeah yeah people got to be careful what is going on with you that is crazy i had of a sect me when i was 24 i still wore a condo yeah it's so nuts i mean think about it like if you two are the type of people that will just meet one another and then have sex with one another on the floor of a bathroom. Doggy stuff. And that we didn't even say that Jess took a picture of that. Yeah. I don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Not cool. You know what? Hey, Martini. If you're listening, can we have you on? Next morning. Next morning.

Just tells Saline that she asked Barbara on a date. What was that move for? I'll tell you what that is. is Jess is closer than Ole Soleil than I thought. Yep. She's doing this. They're in an emotional like the trenches. Cold War, yeah. Cold War. Cold War.

How can I hurt you? Oh, no. Jess is, and we'll get to this in the date, Jess is still very focused on Salin. Yes. She wants to get her back. Yes. And I feel so bad for Babs.

I hope it's not true. All right. So Celan pushed her away. And it does sound like Celan has some, reflection, but I think it's fraudulent and more about the whole sex addict thing. I think it's two power players getting frustrated and flustered by not having control over the other person. Here's the thing, Oleg, you had a great time, but you played your hand. You made out with everybody, and now you're kind of just a, you're kind of just a joke on the boat. You're kind of just

drawn eyes in college ruled notebooks. But Damo and the gang are wondering what the fuck to do with Stilly. He seems like someone on the brink. And I take issue with Demos. saying that a fellow sea rat is on the brink. Hey, buddy, you are all on the brink. How dare you? And by the way, we get a little C rat history where Damo gets into this thing that... He had a friend.

Had a friend just like Stilly. And this is someone like... He's a been. He's calling out. He's in Ben. No, Stilly is a fucking drunk sex addict, Crat. Yeah. Having the time of his life.

He's on C.R. Cloud 9. I like Kyle a lot. So the sea rats are all wondering what the hell could possibly be going on. The mystery of the slip-in. But we get to the preference-shaped mating. This is kind of a bore. Yeah. The only thing of note is that one of the dinners is going to be chef's choice.

And as we've said in the past, that is very dangerous. Because you could have tears on a plate, you know. Well, if it's themed. And what would the theme be? Pain. Deep, deep pain. Yeah. Yeah, there would be tears on a plate,

and then there would be a note card with the word bed spelled Deb. And then there would probably be like a ratatouille. Oh, yeah. To finish that course, I'd be like, can I have some chopsticks? I've never tried to eat a tear drop before. Yeah. Yeah.

And then when the note card, you'd be like, are you dyslexic? I need to be like in fact I am all right sorry sorry sorry so they want a three course dinner and a 10 year anniversary jump off the boat in the wedding dress that's all stupid yes these people strike me as they are going to be very boring I think they're going to be amazing they're they're not going to tip them okay so oh yes that teaser the crew throw a little bit of a rager for Kyle and whilst he is celebrating his big day, he's told that he needs to chat with Cap.

So he heads up for a really confusing conversation. Now, as I saw this play out, where he's urged to basically rat on himself, rat on himself before someone else might, I would have dared them to rat him out. But my note is, deny, deny, deny. Well, the problem is, Karen Reed killed the guy and she's walking. She did not. I know she didn't. I was just kidding about that.

Okay. So listen, he goes up there and he tells Captain, listen. I told everybody that I slipped it inside of Helen in the water while I was holding. Oh, my God. Hey, what the fuck, man. I'm sorry. Come on. I got to edit these.

That's true. Jesus Can I tell you how Carrie fucked up here Carrie, I know you listen I'm gonna, sorry Captain Kerry to show him respect He's my favorite captain Captain

Captain Captain Who's your least favorite captain We What's he been up to Have you checked in on? I don't know staring at a fucking wall

Enjoy retirement You hack You're such a jerk If you're Captain Kerry Oh this would have been the second conversation after he did his investigation. You know how like when they do those, they record people that,

what's like an interrogation? They're allowed to lie to the person they're interrogating. I would have said, silly, get in here. Okay. I just got off the phone with Richard. Yeah. He said you fucked Alan.

Yeah. So what do you have to say for yourself? Yeah, yeah. He would have given it up. Right, right, right. If it was there to give up, but I don't think it is. Ah, I'll say this.

I like Kyle. I'm going to let the audience decide for yourself. If old Patty was betting on this in Vegas, he absolutely slipped in it. No way. The mystery persists. Let's hope he just got to carry. I didn't bang the charter guest.

Oh, no, no. Carrie asked, did you bang her? Which you said last week, I made that up. And I was thinking at the time, your Captain Kerry, you have to have a more dignified, like, way that you question this. Everybody's saying you're saying you banged that chat, I guess.

No, less crass. Did you get your splat on? Right, right, right. Okay? Well, that would imply a climactic moment. And, you know, considering the manner in which you've spoken about this person tonight would be a physical and emotional impossibility, regardless of the environs. Right. So you had it with the accents.

You really did. I know. I did. Okay. So he goes, I didn't bang the chart, I guess. I was just joking. I was just joking. Good for you still. And Captain Kerry is rightly very confused. Why would you admit to something like that? I mean, we can all question that. Well, why would you make this up? Right. Not, not admit to something like, why would you invent it?

I always love the phrase. I heard it when I was 10 and I had my first beer. The drunk man says what sober man feels or did. It's true. I'm sorry. So the sea rats go through a revolving door of interrogation and nobody believes it. And that's when we get to Jess and Babs out on a date. I want to say this. That was his crew members because he's such a good guy and fun to be around. That's them doing him a solid. Yeah, I think so too.

They covered their ass by, or at least Frazier and Damo did, by having him say it to Captain Kerry. And then they squashed it within the interrogations. Yeah, and it looks like Kyle's going to get pretty gross next week, blaming Frazier. But listen, well, and Anthony goes. goes, Hulkomania starts freaking throwing shit over the place. But Salen is drawing

eyes while Babs and Jess are on a date, okay? Then Jess and Babs get back to the boat and they sleep in the same room as Saline. Just telling

Selen, then sleeping in the same room as Selen, Babs, you've got to be smarter than this. Do not be used by this girl. Don't be used by this girl. And it's crazy because I do think that Jess is a sweetheart,

but sometimes the devil's on our shoulders, they just take the wheel and you just are not in control. I'm not saying it's okay to engage in this behavior. If you start doing this past 25, we got a problem. Got to go to the therapist.

That's right. Got to talk to someone. Have some fun, though, while you're in your 20s. Just don't hurt too many people too much. Next day. Next day. We wake to see if Kyle is going to be terminated. Everyone I've spoken to is full of shit or says that he's full of shit.

And Captain Kerry says, I can't fire the guy on a hunt. So Kyle lives. And in the post-credit scene, we see a Joker-like smile, scrawl across the face of Stilly. Again. What are you doing? Take the out. Dude.

Take the out. Distance. Distance. Right. Yes. It's like somebody inventing that they were on Jeffrey Epstein's plane. I was on it. Were you on it?

No, I was just kidding. I was fucking around. But was I? But the stakes are way. Way lower. Way lower. Patreon.com slash another podcast network for traders and rock of love. I could do rock of love.

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