Another Below Deck Podcast - So You’re Saying There’s A Cake... | Below Deck Down Under S10 E 12

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

Dylan and Pat are back to break down Summer House, Zoltan, cock rings, gossip, zombies, cockroaches, biscuits, Game of Thrones, Led Zeppelin, cake and more from Bravo's Below Deck Down UnderPATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

We get to Alicia telling Daisy, you got to handle this. Now, Daisy flips out and goes, this is not my responsibility. And to a certain degree, that's true. But to a certain degree, no, it is your responsibility to handle it. Not here, though. It's a day off. Not here. And the reason why this goes so poorly is a tale is old as time.

HR Conversations, Wild Black, You guys never go well How you doing? It's bad TV. I'm Dill. That's bad. Permission to come aboard. Kaelin is joining us and I

I think everybody gives you permission to come aboard. Cool. How are you doing? I'm doing good. Is that a rough start? We okay? Good. All right.

So we have below deck to talk about. But first, housekeeping. Go ahead. Oh, okay. Gosh. bad Tommy boy quote. Okay. Dylan hates when I promote Sea Ratt interviews that have

because they never show up. Okay. We just had one booked. We promoted it. And yes. And that really angers me because I'm the one that takes interview questions from all the barnacles, puts them together. The barnacles give their questions. And then I put together questions and then the C RAT doesn't show up. Yeah. And that pisses us off.

There is a C rat booked for Friday. So go to our Facebook book page. and I will post a picture of said C-Rat, you can put your questions there, but you're going to have to go to our Facebook page. I am so excited to talk to this one. My goodness gracious. Yes, me too.

An enigma wrapped in C-Rat. Right? That's right. Other housekeeping Rhode Island and Summerhouse. Summerhouse are at patreon.com slash another podcast network. Some juice over there. There's some texts that, because Dylan, rightly so, had suggested that the affair between West and Amanda had taken place before the filming of Summerhouse last summer.

Season 10 of Summerhouse. Someone's been holding it over, West's head, I guess, for a year or so, that they'd had sex before filming started last summer. Who said that? There's a girl that has texts with West cooperating that he was actually having an affair with Amanda before filming. so they've been at this for about a year. You were correct, sir. It's just so much fun. We are having so much fun.

It's such a fun season, man. I can't tell you. I mean, this command of West of all is taking the world by storm. Go to patreon.com slash another podcast network and hear all about it. Also, Rhode Island is magic. It's pure Fantasia. Everybody's having, in the entire state of Rhode Island, everyone's having sex with Dino. All right.

So imagine Fantasia, right? You have all these little vignettes of dinosaurs killing each other and fairies fucking each other, whatever. But everyone is from Jersey, actually, and they're all banging Dino. A guy named Dino. Right? Okay.

So, world of color. All right. Below deck. Belodeck. Kaelin, how many knots do you give the episode? I really love the episode. I'll give it 100 knots. Can I see?

For transparency. Can I? Can I say something really quickly? And I don't want to, I feel like I've been hard on him today. He sneezed and that made me very upset. To be fair, he muted his microphone. So the audience didn't hear it. Doesn't matter.

We have a strict policy. After throwing to him first, the first time we've ever thrown to him first for his nods, him giving 100, I will never ask him for his knots again. You can ask him. I will never do it again. Well, it's worth letting a peek behind the curtain for Kailant. Kalin, you don't actually watch the episodes. Oh, Kailen, are you Mariah Carey or not?

I figured it would be nice to get the audience a little excited about it. Okay. So, now we're going to be recapping. Nice, nice, nice, nice. No, I have not seen the episode. Okay. Never again. No, I'm sorry.

I'm a sensitive gangster. Okay. How many do you give it? Well, I have a question for you, Delo. Yes, please ask. Is Mikey a. necessary evil on this season. Yes.

He seems to be giving us or helping create a lot of the drama that's taking place on this vessel. I'm filled with loathing for that little guy, but he is showing up for work. Not boat work, but show work. Show work. Definitely. And I fear that he's booked himself another season or two because of his. I don't know, though.

He might get shit canned. We're not sure. Yeah, we don't know. Yeah, we're not sure. Jury's out. And I also, there was something that took place at the very tail end of this episode as you guys watched it. The credits were running. And it proved that wisdom and wit always trump, or for the most part, usually Trump shiny and new.

Yeah. Nice to see. Yeah, there's a reason why Zoltan's been around for such a long time, you know? We got Xboxes now, but that guy's still there. You put a dollar in, he'll tell you your future. Well, anyway, I had a great time. I thought this was one of the best episodes of the year so far. 14 knots.

That's a lot. I was not expecting you to say 14 knots again. What was it going to say? So, thank you for bringing up Mikey integral to this episode. The reason why I think we're probably just going to go with, I think we're probably going to go with one Alicia or my I have no crystal ball right but Alicia or Mikey will get fired I don't think we'll do a firing squad okay it's not a lot of season left no I know I think if one of the two were to be fired I think Mikey has the slight edge only because Alicia risks kind of running

a ground of blacked out comatose behavior more than Mikey does which we've seen a lot of sea rats getting a lot of trouble over that stuff, right? Punching cabinets and, you know, getting blood everywhere and stuff like that. So, you know, I think Alicia is more prone to that behavior than Mikey. A fun episode, I give it 13 pots. You want to start a song? Oh, sure. We begin with Daisy, pretty upset.

It's just her and Jenna doing all the work during breakfast service. I believe she refers to the Balkan Biscuit as a pot cleaner. Yeah, she refers to her as a pot washer. It's the first correct titling of Ellie we've had in the season so far. We've called her a galley hand. We've called her a kitchen aide. We've called her all sorts of things. But put washer is correct.

I'll give credit Daisy. We mentioned this last episode. I understand why she's extremely upset. Ellie has taken over the galley. Ben is a shell of himself. It's as if Ellie did the sterile sterilization procedure herself. His tea is through the floor and he's a better person for it. I want to say at, you know, my knots, I amend my knots. I give it 77 knots. You have been mentioning this for many

episodes that Ben has really turned a corner. He is really, really, dare I say, enjoyable and likable. Wow. Maybe that's her calling because in many ways she is solely responsible for his turnaround. I mean, we love the Balkan Biscuit. She may be like a testosterone dementia because Joow starts crying over absolutely nothing later on the episode. And, you know, it's bad. I think his crying may have been more performative. Well, we'll get there. So the guests are thrilled that there's no soap on their eggs.

Oh, that was hilarious. Can I mention this? Way to go, see rats. I don't have this in me. I know there was dish soap in the eggs. And that's unacceptable. But do you have to rub it in? You know what I mean?

Yes. You put soap on my breakfast. Yeah. Fair enough. Ellie and Ben keep kicking on with the cheesecake. And Ellie actually utters one of Pat's favorite sayings. What is that? Everything happens for a reason.

Oh, I love that. I believe she's using that to reference or to refer to her and Jewel. Oh. She'll find that out later, won't she? Daisy drops the comment cards. I cannot fucking wait for this. A little underwhelming, but still fun. And Daisy and Joelle have a little high five.

I mean, these two stark rust lovers, the chemistry is just bounding out of the television screen. It's crazy. So the primary wants to give the captain a gift, and his first pitch is a cock ring. Let's do this. That's like, It's so inappropriate.

Like, don't fucking, what? I don't, if it was fresh, it would be still weird, but it'd be fine. There's no way that you have any clean ones. You guys have been on this boat for three days. It's got to be in the package. It has to be sealed cockat.

Yeah, it has to be like aspirin. Give me a, you know what I mean? Yeah, don't give me a loose aspirin that's been in your boyfriend's ass. I'm not taking that thing. All right. So we get to Jenna and Evident. What are their names?

Jenna and Eddie are evidently just a couple now. Right. Did the guests depart yet? No. Oh, okay. The primary leaves with his friends and issues a challenge. You know, Alicia is unhinged. But her oddity is actually really,

enjoyable to watch on TV. He, the primary issues, what's happening? What is happening right now? The primary issue is a challenge. Which one of you losers will degrade yourself to an even lower level? Right. For a thousand dollars.

A thousand dollars goes to the sea rat that gets naked and jumps in the water right now. Now, of course, Mikey is the one that does it. But not, he does. doesn't succeed without competition. Alicia genuinely attempted to remove every article of clothing and get in that water. And not only did she attempt to do it, she was upset that Mikey got to it first. She is so weird.

Now, I'm going to take a different angle on this, and I agree with everything you just said. Yeah. This taking place on this vessel does beg the question, which society are we living in here? Are we living in the society where we all laugh this off? That's just fun. Or do we live in the society where multiple people lose their jobs?

There's civil lawsuits. You know, there's a thing called visual assault now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not to mention just the disgusting wealth disparity dynamic here as well. hey, sea rats, get naked and jump in the water. I'll give you $1,000. It means nothing to me. It's fucking disgusting, right?

Now, my entire life, I've lived in a world where we laugh this off, but that is no longer the world. We all live in. No. So I, like, I'm going to file. Most of us live there. Oh, okay. Most of us. But some of us don't.

There could be a civil lawsuit for looking at his fucking hairy balls, is what I'm saying. Yeah, sure. Hey, Ontario. Come on down to Ben MGM Casino and check out our newest exclusive. The Price is Right Fortune Pick. Don't miss out. Play exciting casino games based on the iconic game show. Only at BetMGM.

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a little confusing. We get two stars for less soap and we get two stars for ruined surprise. Mikey says it's a team effort and he's honored to share that thousand dollars with his co-workers. Mikey, you're the reason the tip is like $7,000 less

than it's supposed to be. I have the transcript of Hot Pants Captain Jason of what he said to the Sea Rats of the overall feedback. I'm not going to do his accent. Well, you were all an embarrassment to the service industry and under any other circumstances you'd be fired or were sent to hell to burn for eternity for what you did to pay and guess but that being said we believe allowing you

to drink until you're blackout drunk for two days straight will get you on the right track so good luck and may god have mercy on your soul now kaelin can i ask your question yes do you think he said that It sounds pretty accurate. I think that sounds like what he said. Well, you just try to do it again with the accent. Why don't you do it? You're good. No, do it again.

I can't do it. Come on. No, I can't do it. You know I'm not a no person in improv, but I cannot. The audience would not like it. Did you say, I know you're not a no person? Yeah, you know I'm not enough. I've done improv classes with you.

You literally said no to the teacher. Oh, that's true. Pat, you're a dog. I don't want to be a dog. Nah. I'll be a cat. Nah, I'm going to be a cat. Okay?

Whatever gets you into the exercise? Because last week you stood in the back corner and drank for an hour and didn't say anything. And this week, you're on your way to doing the same. So fun times. Yeah, that was a lot of fun when we did improv after work meetings on Tuesdays. Yeah. To what end? What are we doing?

Well, look at us. we would not be doing what we are today without those classes. Ellie gets the helmet and the crew did not have a good charter. So as Pat mentioned or as Captain Jason mentioned, we will honor you all with a day off. In fact, two days off. You're going to a villa. Then you're going to be spending a day on a catamaran.

Okay. And it's important to remember that Batul is still not on this show. So Daisy has a moment. wherein she tells the crew about putting an end to the selfish behavior. Now, we've, you know, maybe despised as too harsh a word, but this is Daisy's fourth or fifth season. And because of that, we're not the biggest fans of Daisy. But much like Ben, I'm liking the cut of Daisy's jib this season very much.

Well, this is not in Ben's case. Well, maybe it is. but when people are much more awful than the person that we used to hate, they actually end up being likable. Right. Yeah. It's a, um, what do you call that?

I don't know. So, um, unfortunately for Daisy, she has to manage Mikey and Alicia who instantly begin fighting with one another. Yeah. It said, uh, hey,

look, I need you guys to stop slacking and I need you to stop being selfish and most of all, stop bickering. Did you hear me? They said, yes, we did. Now, with that, Alicia's a bitch. Yeah. Thank you for that speech. We heard every single word.

Alicia, don't fucking tell me what to do. You suck. Okay? And then, Mikey, after being chastised for the very quick heel turn, just goes at his two bosses, just jabs away at his two bosses going, essentially leaving the fuck. alone. She sucks. Don't talk to me like this. Okay. Have you seen my hair? I can't believe this character.

I'm so confused about the confidence that he has because he's so inept at his job and the hair is so ridiculous. I don't understand why he has such sure footing on this bow. But once the dust settles, Eddie heads over to Jenna's room and asks her on a date and we get a little sea rat history. We did? From Eddie. Yes. Oh, God, an oversight on my part. Did you catch it? Yes. What was it? His mother was run over by a skidoo. Oh, shit! She survived.

Missing the lens? She was then run over by a fire truck. Oh, my God. She did not survive. Because of that, he wears his heart on his sleeve. Yeah. So where do you put that on... She's dead?

Yeah. Where's his dad at? What did he say? What did he say? There's some kind of chemical spill. All right. I know this is an odd question. He's alive.

he just caused any chance that his mom before she died like was attacked by a chimpanzee that ate her eyes or something like no nothing crazy like that all right then like minus one point i had a feeling it was going to be negative yeah it's got to be horrific you know what i mean car accident or something i want you to have a good show your father was just shot five times oh her sorry i hope that wasn't racist it's that's what i thought her mom sounded like it's probably racist. I apologize. All right. Okay. So the C-Rat love is getting jumbled around. Eddie is not with Alicia.

Jenna is with Eddie, but is hating him. And Joelle's not with Ellie and Mikey is getting slid in. Well, I should mention this. All of the place. He shares this with Mikey. And Mikey sees this as an open lane. Yes. Which he will throw anybody under the bus at any cost to get to the Balkan Biscuit.

I really hope the Balkan Biscuit has enough composure to not do anything with Mikey. She's six inches taller than him. And he's like, you know, me and hers have a, we have a very similar background. Oh, wow. How's that? You both have an affinity for too much hairspray and you're both backstabbing, gossiping, shit talkers. I don't see that with her. Yeah, I don't see that with her.

So anyways, um, Jowowow, a day after telling Ellie. Well, we get in the golf carts and we head over to the Airbnb. And a day after telling Ellie, my heart can wound a soul that might be yours or might be someone else's is putting his hand on her shoulder in the fucking golf cart. Okay? So let's do this. If you want to keep your irons hot, you can do that. You just have to be man enough to admit that you're trying to balance this Daisy slash Ellie. slash Ellie thing.

If Daisy had told him no, he would be back on Ellie in two seconds. Worth mentioning this town that they're in, did you see any other human beings? No. This is a backlog. That's what I thought. Yeah. Okay.

So we really rip it the fuck up. I mean, Ben's, this looks like an amazing day. Ben's got a big green egg. He's cooking chicken wings. We've got three people, chicken ladders in the pool. and Eddie proposes to Jenna. I mean, it's a really crazy stuff going on. I want to break down the game film here.

He starts talking to Jenna about a future. mentions marriage. I think he might mention meeting his parents, his dead mom that got her eyeballs eaten out by a... No, run over by a jet ski fire truck. All right, okay. Anyway, for Jenna, which clearly she took Patty's advice, run from this idiot,

because he's a classic C-rat love bomber. Okay? As soon as something hotter walks by him, he'll drop her like a pogo stick. Attachment style. Too much. Exactly. Yeah. I don't like Eddie.

Is that wrong? He seems like a nice, there's nothing really to not like about it. Yeah. He's fine. Yeah. But he is way too much for Jenna. Now, as we are in this.

God-forsaken bad narnia in the tropics Or wherever the fuck we are There are feral cats attempting to eat the chicken wings Okay But Mikey begins to As is customary we see the feral animals But we also see Mikey gossiping So chaos

He does it every single episode Ellie tells Mikey That she and Joua had a great conversation That they're both on the same page That his heart could wound Whatever he said storms of love could crash on the waves of us, and we have to set our sales accordingly.

Because I thought he dumped you. What? He dumped you. Got you loose. That's what he told all right. No, no, no. I'm baking a cheesecake. But yeah, the...

Yeah, she says that they're taking it easy and they like each other. And honestly, thank God for Mikey and Eddie. because you need to be whatever the opposite of clipping your way, restore the wings. Like you need to be told that this guy is no good. So Ellie heads over to clear the air and asks Joow what he said to Mikey and Eddie. And this is where Joow asks Mikey to come over.

And when Mikey says verbatim what Joow has been saying for days, Joow stands with his, I believe, arms folded, just aghast. I cannot believe it. Just a total mischaracterization of what I've been espousing. How dare you? Honestly, how dare you? And then I love with a straight face, they cut to Joow. He explains to us what took place.

And he goes, I'm pissed at this, dude, man. I had done a really good job at emotionally twisting and turning my language to confuse the shit out of her. to the poor where she didn't know what day it was, did. And everyone was happier for it, you know? And now he fucked all that up. Yeah. Hey, Ontario. Come on down to BedmGM Casino and check out our newest exclusive.

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It's a fucking big day. We head up to the balcony and Mikey continues to be a little dick. Alicia and him get into it. And Alicia, it's important to say in this moment is absolutely nutted. I don't think she's... You know what people say you see like four of the person? Yeah, I don't think she's seeing anything. Yeah, I have some advice to the sigging out sea rats.

Take a fucking nap. Take a nap. Like they just keep going like zombies. Yeah. Taking that. Speaking of zombies, and I'm in a thriller bark saga of one piece, and it's all zombie stuff, and it's like really kind of,

it's a little taxing, because, you know, when Chopper and Usup get scared, they scream. Nobody wants to listen to that for 45 episodes. I mean, it's my God. Get in the comments. Anyways, we get to Alicia telling Daisy, you got to handle this.

Now, Daisy flips out and goes, this is not my responsibility. And to a certain degree, that's true, but to a certain degree, no, it is your responsibility to handle it. Not here, though. It's a day off. Not here. And the reason why this goes so poorly is a tale as old as time.

HR conversations while blacked out. If you guys never go well. Fraser tried it. That didn't go well either. It basically says if you guys don't get your act together, I believe the phrase was, heads will roll. Yeah,

and it's important to remember that Ellie still has no idea what to do with the cake. Now, we head back to the boat. Alicia thieves the dick again, and Ellie is in tears over the heart of one jo wow. And Daisy tells her, boys are stupid. It's three in the morning, okay? I need to go to sleep.

I can't hear you cry about this anymore. we wake the next day and Ben and Jenna have a little moment. Ben approached her in the hallway and he gives her a very thick hug. I've been thinking about you, babe. Jesus. This guy is, he's choosing. It's very odd. It's like oddly serendipitous timing.

He slides in where on the surface she and Eddie are very coupling up. But it's almost like he has. like an eye in his butt or something. He can see that there's fissures. And he's going to strike. Now, Daisy drops a dime to Jason. Jason says, this is part of boating, okay? Oh, yeah, it's next morning, by the way.

Yep. Part of boating, part of yachting, part of being a sea rat, is hating the other sea rats, but working and binge drinking, with contained animosity. Right. It's written in the C-RAC code. Commandment number one of the C-Rat code, I would say, is that.

If you can't do that, we're going to make changes. Now, Ellie points or post some sexy picks. Says his loss. Yikes. Can't do that, though, right? Because it wasn't. Okay. Anything.

We head out for a day on the ocean. Mike and Ellie sit down for a little chat. This is at the bar, right? No, this is on the boat. He says they have similar interests and similar backgrounds. She got bombs dropped on her and you're a... You have fucked up there. You're a cockroach.

But let's speak of his cockroach like state. He is enduring. He is there. He is there. He is there. He is going to keep chipping away at Ellie until maybe on the last night he can get another kiss. Now, Mikey, aside from you causing drama and creating very entertaining television on a personal level, I find nothing redeeming about your character.

You are a POS. Really? I'm sorry to say that. I hope your mom and dad aren't listening. Maybe for your sake, they're both dead. I mean, you are a C-Rat after all. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God, did I just say that?

I didn't mean that, Mikey. I mean, you're a real dick, but I didn't mean that. I'm sorry, I take that back. I take that back. Absolutely not. Parents are gifts. We want them around for as long as a kid. Some of them aren't gifts, though.

Some of them shame their children to radio and stuff. But yeah, hopefully that's how it's going on with yours. And hopefully, uh, mom and pop are listening. Hopefully they're. You got a cup of tea. You know, I have to give it to the British. They've, they've kind of euphemistically figured out a way to just eat cookies all the time. They call these things biscuits.

They're fucking, they're Oreos. And they're crumpets. They're just, no, no, no. No, you know what they're called? Crumpets are different. Oh, okay. As a Brit myself. Crumpets are more akin to an English muffin than they are.

Oh, sorry, sorry. But biscuits are just cookies. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, they're just cookies. They're saying, we're having a biscuit. You're just eating cookies all the time. Maybe I should move to England. I love cookies.

You love cookies. You know what we should do? There's a British specialty store around it's an eagle rock but i love going i should pick up some because you've never had british biscuits have you no oh my gosh they're elite really yeah i think we should do a taste test get some jammie dodgies we can get some uh the they do these oat cookies that are just so good oh cookies they're oat with chocolate on the bottom they're oh my gosh really oh it's a and Incredible cooking culture.

Let's make a Saturday out of it. Monster Munch. Have you ever had Monster Munch? Oh, my God. And then we've got Kaelin's favorite chip, the prawn cocktail. Anyways, we'll get to that and maybe a patron. So, yes, a goat chip. We've got a war over multiple C Red Hearts here.

Ben is going after it and Eddie is starting to slip. Is this at the beach bar? This is at the beach bar, yes. He tells Jenna. a woman who wants to climb a succession like ladder all the way to the top. I want to see what you're like, sweatpants, no makeup on. This is not what she wants to hear. This is not what she wants to hear at all.

And she's starting to get the ick. That's what Eddie said to her, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, this is dumb stuff to say. Uh-huh. Well, it's not.

I mean, it's cute. It's a little much. but it's definitely not for Jenna. Now, Joao is encouraged to go over and chat with Ellie and he continues to be such a fucking baby. Do not make her talk. He goes over to her.

She's a little bereft and he goes, please talk. Please talk. Now, did you point out that he was basically had his arm twisted behind his back to go over and do this? Yes, but also, like, for good reason, go over there and clear the air, stop being a pansy, and tell her.

But he makes her speak first. And he says, how do we proceed? Let's just enjoy each other. You be you, all be me, huh? All right. So let me say something about this, though. She really lays on that guilt about that goddamn cake. Yeah, the cake is a big part of this.

And let me just say this. Guilt is never a turd-on for either sex when someone lays on the guilt. I mean, have you ever been like, oh, wait, you're making me feel guilty? Because you woke up at 6 in the morning to bake a cake I didn't ask for? Oh, wow. You do want a 14 or a 16-carat rig? Yeah.

Wow. Fuck that. Oh, my God. This girl's annoying. Oh. I'm sorry. Yeah, no. Try pulling out with your wife, you know.

Oh, but honey, I'm really horny. You know, that'll work. All right. So, anyway, what he does here is what any guy. God-given man would do to make this situation less dramatic for the day. He lies his fucking ass off. Yes, he does. He'll shut up and he can enjoy his day off.

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And Eddie and Jenna head out for their date at Foxy Jacks. Okay. Now, Captain Jason hates gossip, but he's still going to pull up the binoculars and gaze upon these two little lovahs having a meal. Meanwhile, Ben, what is Ben doing? He helps bake the cake? I think so. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. So Jenna has to make a choice for her future. Eddie? Or Ben. Is there a C, maybe even a D? Other choices. Right. Yeah, I want to say this, though.

Jenna does the pluses and minuses list for both suitors. Isn't it nice to know a woman's thinking about this on a date with you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, to be fair, men do it, but it's like, oh. Don't do it. Don't do what men do.

Is she a salad tosser? No, see, that's where I said, don't do that. So, too-shay, you know. Okay. Okay. To be fair to Jenna, Eddie's like, again, he's got some of the worst cave I've ever seen. He's at dinner or three. He goes, I don't even know if I have enough money for this.

Oh, my God. Hold on. I got to change my underwear. Somebody get a bucket. Wow. All right. Okay. We head back to the house.

Okay, this is a moment. Betel's not on the show. Beto's not. Great casting. Okay. I mean, you only have seven. My father thinks that gay people should be killed. All right, we got it.

You're in. Yeah. So upon returning Jenna, let's Ben know the date was PJ. Now, for some watchers, viewers, whatever, would they just see this as some little passer-by or comment? that was her letting know, her letting him know, this was just like two kids going out. Hello, Ben. I am unsolid. She likes him.

Yes. Now that wasn't racist. That was a Game of Thrones impression. Ah. Sorry. You shouldn't even, I'm just saying, you know, it sounded like a Jamaican guy, but it was, it was what, ESOS or whatever. Can you believe Game of Thrones is almost 15 years old? The books are.

Almost 30 years old. Yeah, but the show came out in 2012, the beginning of 2012. That's sucker. It was almost 15 years old. I know. And it was so good until it wasn't. Yeah. In the comments, let us know what you think of Game of Thrones.

Last season sucked. Well, the last, I think the last three seasons sucked. You know, I saw a clip on YouTube of them popped up the Ho-Dor moment. They're running through the trees and the zombies are chasing them. And the children of the forest are there with their fucking grenades. They have magical grenades. And I'm just sitting there watching it going, God, did this show get fucking horrible? Wow.

So what was the point of all that? Cash and the Reed siblings and Brand getting wheeled around underneath trees with zombies and grenades. It's like, what the fuck is going on? God, it sucked. All right, sorry. So, we said Batole's not on the show. The L.A. Saga is still trans. inspiring and this is what happens when you drag.

Things get so much worse, okay? Now, Ellie gets the cake ready. She's floating in the clouds, Dylan. Why do you say that? She's so excited. She's got a boyfriend and she's making him his cake. She's putting the meringue on. Yeah, yeah.

And Jay realizes he needs to bring her back to the ground, much like that, uh, that Zeppelin came down. The one where everyone... Hindenberg. That's right. The one where everyone died in a ball of fire. Yeah, I think there's a band named after it. I think maybe it's Creed or something.

Led Zeppelin. Yeah, that one. Yeah. It's not named after the Hindenberg. But you know what? It actually might, because it's the lead... Is it named after the Hindenburg? Led Zeppelin?

Yeah. Yeah, because another band when Jimmy Page said he was leaving to go where, with rubber plant. They said, uh, that project will, uh, will, uh, sink and burn like the, like the Zeppelin. So they said, let's call it, uh, lead. Awesome. Zeppelin. Is Led Zeppelin underrated? I think they are. They are now. Kids don't know who they are. I think they're underrated. Zed, Led Zeppelin or the stones?

Led Zeppelin. Get in the comments. Let us know. Oh, my God. The stones are so boring. Wow. Wow. Really? Yes, they are so boring. All right. Um, um, seeing Mick Jagger perform is It's a little odd. Yeah. He's really moving a lot. What are those stick? What's that, the nightmare before Christmas,

those stick figures? Washington perform now. Skellington, yeah. Yeah, it's like that. Yeah. All right. Anyways. Ellie goes upstairs

and Joal is ready to make it black and white. She told you, she got you this cake. What are you doing this for right now? My thing is like, Joow, at this point, the only honorable thing to do is to throw her a bone, quite literally. I think while Ellie does get overly emotionally involved and it's wrong to have sex with a woman knowing that she will get more emotionally involved than you're willing to, I think Ellie's just horny.

Mm-hmm. So what? Why not? So I'm sorry. Is she not unbelievably hot? Just have sex with each other. What's the fucking problem? Yeah.

my god you gotta be all emotional about it eat the cake but it's like i have this uh other he could go uh i have uh i have genital warps so i can't you know do that stuff yeah but i'm really into you you know what and then she goes me too yeah yeah yeah oh i was just kidding i was lying i actually i have aids tonight. Are we all over the place? Yeah, probably. It's 420. Okay. It's 420. All right. So Jenna and Ben, I don't know if you're a Parks and Recreation watcher, but there are two siblings in that show, Ben Schwartz and Jenny Slate. Ben and Jenna hold wine the same way. They hold wine like aristocrats, who are not aristocrats. They're just pretending to be. They seem like brother and sister to me,

but they fuck at the end of this episode. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe. But they're watching a long, and um which i thought was kind of rude to wash someone else's pain but yet it is fun and i do the same thing yeah well ellie gets really blinds out and she sits out she goes hey people are trying to tear us apart huh can you believe can you believe this yeah i've been meaning to talk to you about that yeah it's not um anybody but me i um this cake is disgusting and i don't want to be romantic with you in any way sure and um i don't want any chit chats moving forward either which is a word to make up in a few seconds. Well, she says, okay, I hear you loud and clear.

I don't want to speak to you. I don't want any chit chats. I don't want any monkey business, okay? We're co-workers. It's like Ellie. Okay. I think Ellie's got to read whatever the equivalent is of how to close more ass for lesbian.

She does. I'd help her. Yeah. I think you'd help her. Yeah. All right. So, um, we cut to Joow and he is in tears. Okay.

Um, he says if you're open about things right from the start, you're going to save a lot of hurt later on. How are we crying about this? Happy birthday, by the way. Happy birthday. How the fuck is a grown man crying about this? First off, it's not your fault at all. You didn't do anything wrong. She liked you. You had to tell her, no thanks. I mean, you did. The only thing you did wrong is being bad at telling her no thanks. Thanks. That's right. Which we've all been guilty of. So Ben heads up with with Jenna to have a little cake. And this is the moment where, where I realized that Ben is like really kind of, there's a lot of likable qualities to Ben.

He's sitting there and he's like, um, well, you're not going to have any of the cake. I mean, let's have some cake. And he eats it and he's like, it's promising.

This is a damn good cake. And Jenna is sitting there just going, happy birthday. It's a really wonderful moment. It's a good moment. It's a good moment for all. So, for Balkan biscuit.

And Joelle, who's in tears. Yeah. You're, Crocodile? No, they're real. Okay. Chemically imbalanced.

Oh, I meant Balkan biscuits are real. His are fake. His are crocodile, yeah. Got it. So Ben heads up, or excuse me, we end with Jenna and Ben, eating a little cake, putting the dishes away, and going their separate ways. Now, I thought, did you remember what he kind of said? He was very forward, like, you know, my cabin's always open, baby, or something like that.

I thought that was a little. And I understand that this is hot and new, but 5 a.m. do not come anywhere near me sleeping. I thought that was odd. I don't know what time they went to bed, but I don't think it was four in the morning. No, no, no, no. They went to bed at a reasonable hour. And she, and you got to give her credit for this. She's so confident in one, herself and two, in him, men, that she goes in there at five o'clock in the morning going, what are you going to do? Say no. You're not going to say no. And they hop in bed and we hear the smoochies of one, Ben, and Jenna.

The season is really ramping up. I was very concerned in the beginning. We were hitting the doldrums at around six or seven. It's really quite a good season. Here's the fun part. Do they keep it a secret? I don't know. Or is it known on the boat?

And then now Eddie is out. There's a lot of stuff. coming. We've seen scenes of Joao and been fighting. Somebody's going to have to get fired. I think there's a lot more in store for the season of Below Decker. Until then, get in the comments. Let us know what you thought about the episode. Game of Thrones, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, 420, whatever is on your heart. Comment, comment, comment. And we will see you next week. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat say goodbye. Later on.

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