Another Below Deck Podcast - Space Cake | RHOC S19 E15

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

Dylan and Pat are back to break down space cakes, Amsterdam, Cokelahoma, jewels, pot and more from Bravos RHOC.PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

Oh, but they don't call this. Rocklahoma. They call it Coca-Loma, baby. And he died in a hotel the next day on cocaine. Well, it's well-documented. Terry says he had it. He said he had hard problems. Well, he did have hard problems.

He was on, uh, what's two eight balls? A four ball? A four ball. A four ball of cocaine. But that could also be a half ball. No, that's a quarter ball. It's a quarter ball. I don't like fractions.

Hey. Hey. How you doing? Where's Ruby? She's on her bachelorette party. She's doing her bachelorette party. I said, what are you doing for your bachelor? Oh, we're just going to a nice, like, wooded estate kind of thing.

Like, we're going to, like, and we're going to have, like, we're going to cook and have wine and how many friends nine and i was like wait she's not getting married till the spring right that's what i said it's like why are you doing it so early look i i don't want this to be an 80s movie where you're literally having your bachelor party the night before you're supposed to wake up early no that's a bad idea that's that's like an 80s thing you know but how about three weeks before well men and women are so different you know she was really looking forward to this just going out and having a nice uh nice uh nice uh nice uh you know upstate new york kind of get away with people and i really i was like i wanted to go to

los vegas and be up till three o'clock in the morning gambling and picking at my cuticles because i was losing too much money you know i don't know what her her bachelor party is clearly more enjoyable than that i enjoyed mine although you didn't kaelan would you oh you went with dawson fishing my bachelor party oh yeah um you went with that guy who's dead Doug Lauchs. He was a friend of mine, yeah. Steel trap brain here. I remember everything. Jesus Christ. He wrote a book, right? Yeah, well, he was a CIA operative that, like, infiltrated Al-Qaeda and the Taliban.

And then he wrote a book about it, came on the Corolla show to talk about it, and we became friends on those fishing trips that we'd go on. Then he wrote a book called Boom? Left of Boom. Yeah. Oh, left of boom. And now he's dead. How'd he die? He's dead. It's just kind of natural causes. He had a lot of health problems.

And I don't know exactly how he died, but he was in a coma for like six months. Yeah, Langley slowly poisons you if you start writing books about your ship. I was going to take another angle. Thanks for ditching my bachelor party for that. Yeah, to go fishing too. Fishing is disgusting. We didn't catch anything. Yeah, you don't catch anything.

How big of a boat was it? No, it was in Yosemite. We had a cabin on the lake. Oh, I like that kind of fishing. That kind of fishing is nice. But, you know, the fans know my fishing tails. It's, you go out in the open ocean. It's fucking disgusting.

Yeah. It smells like shit. That was one of your buddies' bachelor parties. Yeah. 6 o'clock in the morning. Are we going to, if Ruby's, uh, ruby's husband, if he comes out here and wants a little party, should we, uh, throw something for him?

You have a mohawk right now. Flohawk. Oh, no. you you gave it a different name which makes me think that it's intentional 2004 why are you doing that I didn't actually

I had a hat on it earlier and then I put some hair waxing can you push that part down for me I wish there was a female in here so she could give she would say what I'm saying she would yeah okay that's better

flow hawk guys we're here to talk talk about Real Housewives of Orange County. What an episode it was. I had a really, really good time with this episode. I'm Dylan. That's Pat. That's Kalen. What's up? Great to be here. Kalan, are you watching Orange County? Slowly little piece by piece. Okay. What does that mean? It means my fiance watches it while I sit in the bed and mostly squirrel Reddit and look over every once in a while. I watch a lot of shows like that. Me too. But again, I'm not looking at. They infuriate me. They make me very angry. So I can't like really watch.

the show because then I just get mad at the world. Okay. So this week we go to Amsterdam. The Hurgots act. Some shit like that. Herkitsatsats. Don't know. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah. So obviously. It seems like a tourist trap. Obviously, Shannon Bador is going to... Shannon Bador! She's going to eat too much of the, uh, the edible. And I've been there before, right? You're just hungry.

you just like carbs so you eat the whole muffin before you know it you're falling on the floor in a nice uh where did they go Amsterdam where is that the Netherlands a duh are they they they're Dutch you're on the floor in a nice Dutch restaurant and everybody working there thinks you're an American pig you know what I mean yeah so that's what happened there but listen there's a lot of stuff to get into I don't really recall what happened in this episode but it was a lot of fun yeah it was definitely a lot of fun I'm gonna give it 56 tits. 56 oranges.

Orangees, yeah. I like the episode as well. I have to tell you. Dylan's going to, like, get mad at me. Heather DeRoe was so hot on that night out at that restaurant where they were all wearing, like... Why would I get mad at you for that? Because you think I sound like a pig.

No. But yeah, she did it for me with that look. A lot of archie stuff this episode. Not really. though. No. A lot of archie stuff for you is different than a lot of archie stuff for people. Okay.

So this episode was split up into two sections. One was Jen's bachelor party. Her bridal shower at luncheon, yeah. Yeah. And then they go over to Amsterdam in which we discuss, did she really need to have a bridal shower because she's not going to marry this idiot. No. No, he's a criminal.

he'll be in jail how long uh probably federal prison he'll get three years but i will say this ryan finding gainful employment is more likely than them getting married and that's not very likely and we should mention that we spoke uh speaking of people from this franchise being in federal prison we talked about wendy o'safo and her husband on our coverage of real housewives of salt lake which you can find a patreon dot com slash another podcast network that's right that's our favorite show um okay so how many tits do you give it i'm gonna give it 40 tits okay so and let's yeah i'm gonna do a better job at hosting this one we were a little loosey-goosey with the below deck episode talking about pink dot and shit you know remember when we started talking about pink dot

yeah kailin did you what how many oranges would you give this episode uh 80 I really liked it. All right. So we get taglines for, I think, the first time this season. Was that, I, you know what? I had me. I genuinely think it was the first time.

All right. So I think maybe not because I do remember Heather Debrose saying I live in a tower because I always take the high road. And you're disgusting and poor. Yeah. I think I remember her saying that. But how many times have we gotten the taglines this season? Genuinely.

Not a lot. It's like every other second episode. And also, like, the taglines are of paramount importance to the housewives. We don't sit around and write these up for nothing. We have not seen them at all. And the reason why I know we haven't seen them at all is because they're so bad, the quality of the taglines being subterranean would have worn off on me as we went through the season if I had heard them a couple times. But it used to be fun. Hey, Kaelin, do you mind, this is why we have a producer here. Kaelin, do you mind looking up Real Housewives of Orange County, season 19 taglines?

I got some of them here. You do. Okay. Life can be hard, but not as hard as my abs is Jens. That's Jens, yep. That's so bad. It's not good. It's so bad. And then we get to Emmys who says, I might not be your cup of tea, but I'll bring you an espresso martini. Okay, so that's a callback to something that most viewers probably don't even equate her with. Yeah, can't be that niche. No one thinks Emily and thinks espresso martini. We think son who likes French fries.

No, he doesn't like him. Oh, he doesn't? Yeah. Should have said, I'll do a drive-through. Well, that's not a good one. Oh, sorry. What are the taglines? I mean, I can play the...

Oh, play it. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, wait, it's on Bravo TV. It's going to take me. We're going to have to watch some ads first. Well, you watch the ads. Okay. I'll bring you an express.

What was meatballs? Meatballs actually wasn't that bad. It was something like... About real estate? Yeah, I'm a meatball and I'll sell you a house if you want or something like that. You got it, buddy? Yeah, let's see. What are these?

Life can be hard, but so are my abs. So once, the only dogs in my life are golden retrievers. Okay, can you pause that? Out! RTS thoughts. What are you going to say? That one's not horrible, but it's factually incorrect, because there aren't multiple golden retrievers.

just Archie, and he's one, and he doesn't want to be in her life. He's scared for his own life every day because he's in her life. Mm-hmm. So. What's that, Archie? She's downing a fifth of vodka all day? Jesus Christ, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. To think about, like, how sad is it that it's a one-in-a-billion chance that you, have a connection with an animal where you can speak their language and the only thing he uses it for is to say she's drinking again my mom and my stepdad jimmy dell their beloved dog brittany died yesterday oh can i read you the post that jimmie dell my stepdad wrote about it yeah you would fucking think that his child died well you know brittney probably was his child it was his child i wish he loved me this much yeah he doesn't though he loves brittany more

he brittany doesn't fucking ask him to fly out to los angeles and then get all guilt you know what do you what do you call it guilt what guilt what guilt trippy when when he doesn't come out brittany doesn't do that oh jimmy said he's never coming out here again right so he posted a picture of brittany and he says today was the hardest day of my life saying goodbye jesus you never had a dog before not one that he liked um i'll tell you what we i've put cats down before when dot goes it'll be the hardest day yeah yeah oh yeah that's going to be a bad day i love this guy this guy's been in my life since i was 10 uh for good or bad he said my girl brittney

you loved everyone thank you for the best 14 years forever in my heart that's a 72 year old man there That's sweet. Aw, I love Brittany. Little mutt, little puff ball. Want to see what I've read to him? 32 comments. Jesus. Boy,

Kaelin, keep playing the taglines. I may not be your cup of tea, but I'll bring you on espresso martini. Ugh. I love life in the hills, so I always take the high road. Keep pause that for a second. You don't live in the hills.

You live in a, fucking boring monolithic high rise in century city i drove by it like two days ago and if there are any hills you live in the hills of orange county which are not you don't even live there it's it's a house that you sank a bunch of money and we're going to get josh flag has to sell it i've mentioned this i want the audience to understand this and finally come on the same page as patty the de bros have two storylines our real estate portfolio And our kids are fucking awesome. That's it.

All right, let's round this out. Yeah. I may work in real estate, but that doesn't mean I'm buying what you're selling. I like that. Not bad. Yeah, I like that one. I'm going to give that one as the best. Oh, well, truth.

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but my truth. Yeah, that's horrible. That's horrible. Okay. My truth means whatever I've concocted around what I believe. My truth means I'm lying. That's what that means when Katie's talking. Okay, what's Tamara's?

I'm taking a hard look in the mirror and my reflection is still hot. I don't know about that. Not that's not good. All right. Let's get it. Sherman Liberty Gardens. Sherman Liberty Gardens. Stormsford doors pissed the fuck off.

The plates are wrong. The food is wrong. We're celebrating Jen's marriage and this luncheon has to be perfect. Also, it's happening tomorrow. Can you make it? Yeah. Okay. So let's discuss Shannon.

I'm badoors, uh, event planning. First off, knucklehead. Dylan and I have planned a lot of events together. I've planned a lot of parties on my own. Rental companies fuck up. Part of your job is to be there when the delivery guys who have nothing to do with your order start pulling shit out of the back of their trailer truck, you should have your checklist there. You don't just get to show up at the party like you're a guest. No, no, no. And in theory, you want to let the rental. company know more than 24 hours in advance that you need a certain kind of knife. Because if you give them 24 hours, then they just go, well, this is what we can get you. Um, you fucking crazy drunk bad. Shannon Bador also did something that drives me nuts, which is, we love Shannon Bador.

We got, she got emotional with the person on the phone with unnecessary information. Like, this is really upsetting me. The person on the other end of the phone doesn't give a flying fuck. Yeah. What you should be in at this point is how do we fix this mode as opposed to let me graft how I'm feeling emotionally on you. Pat's event planner hat really got got put on. I'm good. I'm good. I know you're good. I've thrown amazing parties. All right. So we got well, the voiceover of this woman being screamed at is also really odd. Also, it's a little unreasonable to do this within 24 hours. Gretchen arrives first looking the most prosperity gospel she's ever looked. I mean, this is Joel Osteen's like third wife, you know. Shannon hasn't spoken to Gretchen since she screamed in stuff at the

cowboy thing for exonerese. So we talk about how that whole thing went down. And Gretchen says that the biggest difference, oh, there are big differences between her and Tamara. And Gretchen actually has a list of those differences. And ironically enough, that list of differences between her and Tamara makes her and Tamara so alike. Yes, because you're keeping tabs on this. You're actually writing this shit down. And I'm going to, dare I say, Gretchen is much, much sadder than Tamrat. The fact that you've lived in this world while not on TV or getting a paycheck for this for 12 years, like this is your world is pretty sad. I think it's sad or to, I think it's less sad to not be in the world. But if you're still wanting to,

to be in the world. Wouldn't you argue that sadder? Yeah. All right, a couple of things you glossed over, Del. This party was thrown last year. Would you like to know something that's not happening? That would be her and Ryan's wedding. No, that's not happening. It is not happening.

And it's weird. Jen's done this real rug pull on everybody, right? You know, their marriage is a lot like the hawk to a meme coin. we announced this everybody's really excited about it I think you just find out that it was all Fugasey there's a coin yeah that's why she faded into irrelevance

because the coin was extortion or or a racket or whatever the fuck you call it it was a crime wow yeah I was going to listen to her podcast well she has really good conversations with people I will say Um

The The um Um Um Um Um Um Um

Um Okay Hawke Tua had Larry Summers on her show And they had a really really interesting conversation about fame

Israel Wow going there Yeah. And they actually navigated, I thought, pretty sensitively, you know, because Larry Summers is on one side and she's on the side of the Palestinian people. And they just had a good coming together. They also talked briefly about spitting on cocks. But that was, she has to do. That's her kind of intro. She goes, hey, have you ever spit on a cock? And then they get into the conversation. Wow. No one wants a dry rub. Nope. No. She had Anthony Wiener on. I thought that was a good conversation. Wow. Mm-hmm. Mom Donnie was slated to go on, but then this whole shit coin thing happened and then.

Wow. Yeah. I would have loved to hear that conversation. Yeah. And get in the comments, let us know your favorite podcasts. Gretchen, I have to say this about our, you know, I... You know why we got thrown off a little bit there? Kaelin's on his phone right now.

It's really distracted. are you staring at he gets to be on his phone you think he wants to listen to us talk yeah all right greshon shows up uh i didn't like her hair no no she looked like she was going to she her hair her hair looked like johns or something well it looked like it was from the 70s like faira faucet and it made her look like she was 70 oh do you remember um um diane keaton died yeah so sad But yeah. Do you not like Diane Keaton? Yeah, I did.

I saw Annie Hall. I thought it was genius. Okay. My mother-in-law hates Diane Keaton. Your mother-in-law. Yeah. Cici's mummy. Yeah.

Maybe she hates Diane Keaton. Interacted with her or something? No, no, no. It's just I think there's something. I think Diane Keaton may have Anne Hathaway energy for a generation of people that grew up with her. Get in the comments, let us know. I'm not sure. Not to say that we have a bunch of old ladies listening to us.

I'm not trying to age him or anything. But, like, if you grew up watching Diane Keaton, are you, were you annoyed with her? I'd be interested to find out. I love the Wives Club. I love Annie Hall. And then what else was she in? The Godfather.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Thank you, Caitlin. You're welcome. She was also in those incredible movies. with Jack Jack Daniels. What's his name? Jack Nicholson.

Something about Schmitt. No. That was Deer in Dugu. Whoa. What was the movie with with you know that white guy.

He was in not Martin short, but the other guy. Steve Martin? Steve Martin. Oh yeah, they were in a movie together. Steve Martin,

Diane Keaton not Father of the Bride Yeah, Father of the Bride No, no, not that's not that. No, no, no. Yes. That's not the one I'm referring to, though. God damn, what was that movie?

I think they made a TV series about it with Dak Shepard. Parenting. Diane Keaton, sorry, Diane Keaton and Jim. Who's that guy from the office? Jim what's. John Krasinski. John Krasinski. I think. This is, this is what happens when Ruby's not here. Oh, that's my bad. It was actually

Merrill Streep. It's complicated. It's complicated. But she was in another one. I don't know what it was called. 2005. Yeah, yeah. What's it called Till? Kaylin. Sorry, which one? The one that, you know, the one. Keanu Reeves was in. and Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson. And Keanu Reeves? Yeah. So it wasn't any given Sunday.

Well, it wasn't any given Sunday. Was it as good as it gets? No, no, no. No, but that was like a pre. What was the one with her? She's like a baker. Maybe that was Meryl Streep. She was a baker.

How many oranges did we give this episode? I gave it 50 something. I gave it 40. All right. All right. So, all right. So the ladies. Oh, the bride not to be shows up because there's no fucking way they're getting married.

And then jokes are made about Jen never getting married. Meatball takes the first shot. Way to go Meatball. She says, you aren't marrying the carpet you walk all over. Oh, sorry, that was my joke. And then it's noted that Heather Debrough is the only successful marriage on the franchise. Well, Jen has a scarlet letter hanging over her because she's been divorced and we celebrate her. I love meatball, meatball being uncomfortable by that little guy talking about wanting to, like, suck her tits and stuff all the time.

Yeah, yeah, that's a little compensating. Now, Shannon says that we should all give, we should all give Jen marital advice, which is a bad idea. And Tamara is actually the most sound one out of all of them. She says, well, we have all failed at this catastrophically. So you should know what to do by now. but it would seem as though Jen doesn't because she's shacking up with an embezzler who's going to be spending

multiple years in federal prison but the thing that stood out to me the most during this kind of advice circle was Emily who I didn't know had been divorced before but says something so crazy given the nature of their relationship Shane is my person

now people are into all kinds of stuff if you want to slap a helmet on and have a lean cuisine put upon your lower back if you're into that that's your person but something about emily thinks that it makes me think that she's probably not that into that well let me tell you something emily is very limited and very uninteresting um during this uh thought thoughtful conversation she uh asks uh has uh has brother bro if she farts in front of terry yeah who doesn't fart in front of their their loved one well i don't yeah you do no i don't you're so weird nope i don't we keep it sexual farting in front of

somebody doesn't eliminate sexuality i'm not saying you have to spread your fucking ass cheeks open and fart on the other person i'm not talking about a fraylan uh i do not fart in front of my Significant other. Does she fire in front of you? No. No. Try to keep it sexy. Yep.

Keep it sexy. What is wrong with you guys? I am not going to be made to feel like I'm the weird one here. Well, you know, we're not making you feel like anything. I mean, you get in the comments, help me out here. I mean, sometimes you have to fart. You're, you're, the person you're in a relationship is supposed to be your best friend. You should be able to fart in front of your best friend.

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Yep. Fart. Uh, so it's beautiful, um, that we can all sit together here, someone says and, uh, decides that we're all going to go on a trip. Where should we go, ladies? Yeah. Like you have a fucking say. Right. They're going to her and glocked. And, uh, and it's in Amsterdam. But first, let's get to an update with, uh, Terry and Heather on their house. If you don't mind, I'll break down the game. Please do. Okay. We land on the Debrose condo, also known as their fourth property. And only because production loves the Debrose will we explore her one story.

line, which is they're selling a place, they're renting of a place. They're buying a place. Oh, wait, they're selling that place. Oh, and they'd rather be on a private jet, rinse, repeat, recycle, here we go. Mm-hmm. They would rather be on private planes in Paris than doing construction. It makes me think if I didn't have a buddy that worked on that show with him as a plastic surgeon, I would not think Terry was a plastic surgeon just because he acts so poor with his braggadocia. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, no, they're disgusting people. Should we sell this place? I mean, look, we bought it for 20.

I mean, we might have to sell it for 30. And we, well, nobody wants to be wearing hard hats when we could be flying private planes. Get off TV. No one gives a shit. You're a loser. We talked about this before. I don't care how much money you have. Okay. You're a loser. And you're a miserable son of a bitch. And stop lying about your brother who didn't die. over cocaine. He had enough cocaine in his body to kill four rhinoceroses, and he yelled out at Oklahoma, a music festival, which was called Rocklahoma. Oh, but I don't call this. Rocklahoma, they call it Coca-Loma, baby.

And he died in a hotel the next day on cocaine. Well, it's well-documented. Terry says he had, he said he had hard problems. Well, he did have hard problems. He was on, uh, what's two, eight? balls a four ball a four ball a four ball of cocaine but that could also be a half ball no that's a quarter ball it's a quarter ball i don't like fractions uh what is terry's brother what was he he's the singer of quiet riot come on feel the noise oh really yeah son of a bitch was losing

his hair when he was like 32 okay so um heather's mother oh How old is, is, she must have had her when she was so young. Did you like how we got to see both parents still alive, like season, her second season on the show? No, I don't remember that. They did a flashback to it in this episode. Oh, oh, oh, my bad, my bad, my bad. Her dad worked in Amsterdam and now his ashes are in a Ziploc bag.

Yeah, and Heather's joke is that she has the same relationship with her father now that she did, that she did when she was younger. Yeah, sick burn. Yeah. Let me personal story here I know we're going long We have to have dinner My family

Lost my Uncle Barry's ashes That's how my family works Hey mom Are we gonna have a funeral for Uncle Barry Probably not We can't find his ashes We think it got thrown away With a bunch of his furniture

When they went to the dump Yeah your mom What was that time When you asked about cousin Mickey or something and he was in the throes of heroin addiction, but she said he was doing okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Okay, so anyways, Heather's father didn't like having a family and was very detached, and that's why Heather is the way she is. Parent your kids as well as you can. So we get lots of cool, bummer shit with the rest of the couples. Fruit and cheese with Meatball and Travis, they talk about Joey's horrible mother,

but how things are turning around. And then we get to Jen and the little fella. Um, who talk about, um, I think Jen and, in OTF says that she has, uh, reservations about getting married, uh, just because, um, she doesn't want to be legally tied to somebody who's going to prison soon, but we also a tool bag that wears what he chose to wear on filming day. Hello, uh, Travis Parker called from 2005. He wants his jorts and dumb trucker hat back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What a loser. Uh-huh. Yeah, Travis Pistrana called. fucking weirdo Travis Pistrana at least like does triple back flips

and he's broken his back seven times That's a skateboarder Oh, he's a motocross guy Oh But Ryan does that thing where he goes I'd like you to wear this trench coat And underneath I don't want anything going on And she's like okay well I'll send you some videos

When I get to Amsterdam Are we really sending video We're just sending videos to each other like that I'm trying to figure out who needs who more Ryan needs Jen or Jen needs a free place to fucking live. It's 50, 50. Maybe 51.40. Do you notice?

You heard the storyline where her little Vajajay is so like it's being, there's some medical issues that she can't have sex with him? It wasn't, I don't think that it was a medical issue. I'm not sure. I think she might have had pelvic floor issues or something like that, but she just got a complete new paint job on the thing. I know, but she's still not having sex. with this idiot. And I think it's because she's repulsed by him. No, I don't think so. And his jet dive

hair job. All right. So we get to, we'll get to that in a sec. First, we get to Jen and Eddie. She doesn't like Gretchen. Got it. He's going to get the cowboy steak, but they discuss Sophia having sex. And because of that, they're going to try to move her out of state. Looks like this whole Musicians Institute thing is going to blow up. Well, no, I think storylines are, we're off in our chronology here. If you're following the timeline, I don't think she's gone to college yet. But in the past episode, she was already enjoying M.I. Is this too much coffee? No. You don't think? Unless it hurts your tummy. Harts my headache. It just me headaches. Yeah, I have some Advil. We'll go in the, after we finish. Okay. So they discuss being empty nesters, but also their bad

communication is hurting their relationship and Eddie thinks she's a drunk. Mm-hmm. My favorite part of this episode was Tamara's husband just openly calling her a drunk on camera. He goes, well, I think we have a problem with communication because the only time that you actually try to express anything to me is when you're blacked out. And he goes, I would like you over the cowboy steak. He says, I would like you to just, when you're sober, talk to me about things. And she cuts him off at the past and says, well, that's never going to happen.

Yep. can you imagine what a tortured mind what a torturous existence well she wants her she wants her uh her little drinky drink so we get ready for this trip for a long time we're calling up about mazes and we're going to get stoned you know the ladies just have to show up for work this is not it well and it must be tough for shannon bador because she's realizing she has a toe that's rotting off her foot oh my god that was gross because it's tired of being drunk you know No? If you're a drunk, your toes are too. Yeah, this is when Archie says he wants to run away.

What's that, Archie? Oh, there's another one there. No, that's Archie. Oh, that's Archie. What is the name of that YouTube video? Dogs barking. Yeah, so I think there were multiple. You've got to find just one that says dog.

barking, I think, next time. So we're flying JetBlue first class to Amsterdam. What do you think these tickets are? A thousand bucks each. I think they're probably more. We land. Of course, we're going to shop. And of course, Bador grew up on boats.

So she's arranged to have the ladies tour the canals. Does that make any sense? Well, her dad lived there and they're going to pass by his little place there. Yeah, Honka Jewel is what they say to people. And we head up to our rooms. We get a shot of Shannon's feet, and I'm happy that the glam didn't fly. The glam flying is like it really, I feel, I've talked about it before, but it betrays the spirit of the show a little bit. Like, these are not celebrities by any stretch of the imagination, okay?

So we head down for drinks. Tamara is wearing booty shorts, and Emily is in, I don't know what that is. The dress? I thought it was hot. Okay. Oh, God, what does that call where they wear slits? You were talking about how it was like slit up the leg. It was like cut all over the place. Yeah.

Yeah. It was an intense dress. And then we didn't see this, but Jen is just wearing a thong and fish nets out. So they're having a really good time. They're letting it fly. We go to a canal called the single canal and the ladies go, that's for Shannon. And her dead toe. Yeah.

That's when Heather Debrough suggests that they cruise back. It's a place where her dad hung out while he was avoiding raising. Yeah, yep, yep, exactly. And we get more into the, the Heather DeBrow family drama. I roll into, I roll into the next I roll. I roll family.

We talk about building teddy bears, and somehow that triggers her Tourette's to talk about her son who likes rice. That's right. Luke, he doesn't eat French rice or rice, and no one gives a shit. Kind of like you didn't know your kid, Couldn't read when he was in the fourth grade.

She needs to go. Andy, no more of this. No more of this. I saw a really awkward moment the other night on watch what happens where some teeny bopper was on and Andy. He was the guy? Yeah.

I think I saw that too. Andy said like you have a hot take on the housewives and it seemed like Andy was taken off guard and you would think that the segment producer would be like, let's hear what the take is going to be. But he said you got to let Jen Shaw back on the. show and Andy was just like super uncomfortable with it the entire time yeah I think he told the kid uh you don't know what you're talking about shut up yeah shut the fuck up because very clearly there's something legally disconcerting with having her back on and stuff like that I don't know maybe

uh Shannon cannot forgive Tamara for um for the things that she said because uh she's a cunt and Tamara says you know, fights back or, or, and we have this conversation about who's a cunt and who's not a cunt and stuff like that. You know, I don't think that this is the best Real Housewives of Orange County Recap podcast. You don't think so? No, probably not. I mean, it might be, if you're looking for like people to really have a good grasp of the show, this might not be the best one. I've been watching it since it's inception. Okay. All right. So we get a little glance at Jen's outfit, like I mentioned. She's just wearing a thong outside. And then we split up. for a pot store and cock decoration.

That's right. And this is when we get to Jen getting her vagina completely retooled. I don't know, again, this is, this is murky waters for me to tread in. This is where Ruby would just say, don't. But Jen, it's her choice to do this. Knowing what I know about Jen, it seems like, well, she's a very vain and shallow. person. So I know.

Jen? Yes. Okay. I mean. I, you know, when we're looking at her fellow castmates, she is definitely on the low rung of where I feel she sits in that hierarchy. No, I don't think so. I think that there's a difference between being super narcissistic, like pathologically

narcissistic and vain. I think Jen is like very, very obsessed with her the way that she looks. And I think that she didn't do this necessarily for Ryan. but I don't think that her not having sex with Ryan because she's getting a new Mazda down there is any example of him sacrificing for her or them. She's doing it for them.

And he strikes me as, I mean, he's a little guy in these big, big skater shoes. And I'm sure he's like, why don't you get your fucking vagina redone? And, you know, she's like,

that's a great idea. I can't wait to see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so many pictures. Okay, so. Meanwhile, Jen, Emily, and Tamrat, they do the designing dildos. This is so played out. And we learned Jen can have sex now.

And then Jen got to save a date. Oh, she got to save a date card for Jesus Jugs this wedding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now this is, this will piss Shannon Bidore off, obviously, because Johnny Jansen is her former love. Right. And this brings up Tamara's accusation and Emily's co-signing of Shannon. in his attempts to control the narrative in the group. And I really did not understand Shannon Bador threw a luncheon for Jen because she's a disorganized drunk and forgot it was the

next day. Okay. I can help us weigh these waters. Uh, Shannon Bador foresaw that Jen may be invited to Jesus Juggs's wedding. Oh. So by throwing her a bridal shower, she would curry favor with her to say, this is my real friend. When I get that invitation, I will respect. respectfully decline it. Oh. Because Shannon Bador does not want to hang out with anybody that's celebrating the day of a wedding of two people that she despises. Mm-hmm. I understand women. Okay.

Interesting. All right. Let's get to dinner. Shannon's way too high. Um, and we should say that they do the dicks. And these dicks are not like the whacker. I mean,

you can't use these for anything. These would not be part of the whacker. No, the wacker is sleek. It is functional and, uh, pleasurable. grooved for comfort right these have fucking rhinestones on them you can't do that stickers yeah and the ladies joke about being eskimo sisters who fucked who shared the same guy yeah this is where i'm saying

i don't think it's the the greatest uh oh but but tamra and jesus jugs banged the same guy who then also i guess you know chuck potato water on somebody else i'm not really sure but it's disgusting and fucking uh as the dinner or is taken shannon bador starts it's hearing voices. Yeah. You know, I have to say this about this episode. For once, we're goddamn having fun. I think it's...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here was the voice. He doesn't want him to come home. No. No. But this is where I take a little bit of umbrage with Archie because I understand you're not in a good spot, right? You know, your mom puts you in Tesla.

and even though... Crashes into walls. Crashes into walls and I understand that there's an automatic driving function on there but she doesn't use it. But you cannot... It's like complaining about a job

and quitting before you have the next one lined up. You have to find other ownership before you can go, I don't want you to come back because you don't have thumbs. So you're going to be trapped. You can't call anyone. Right, exactly.

So Shannon goes under the table and she's a complete space cake and everyone is just like you mentioned having a good time next week I think we're going to have some some real fighting again and it was a nice reprieve though this episode

yeah yeah yeah I thought it was a good fun time getting the comments let us know what you thought of the episode and until next week I'm Dylan saying goodbye Pat say goodbye later down Jayland see ya

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