Another Below Deck Podcast - Steak Bites| Below Deck S12 E7

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

Pat and Dylan are back to break down fire fest, steak bites, lizards, love, power, rashes and more from Bravo's Below Deck.Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkhttps://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_VIIA.com use promo code BADTV

Kyle tells Jess about Celine taking kisses from him and Jess says it's okay. She ate me out Hi, welcome to another BrandsBang new episode of Bad TV. I'm Dylan. That is Patty. Hey, permission to come aboard. Granted. How are you? I'm doing good. And what you been up to? What you been up to today? What have I been up to? What you been doing today? I watched like five episodes of Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives.

Love it. Love it. Also, my phone, it told me, Del, did you hear this? Unfortunately, a yachtie, a worker on one of those luxury yachts in the Caribbean, murdered by a coworker. And I'm not making light of it. It's really sad.

Well, I mean, they don't call it a pressure cooker for nothing. I think I've talked about this on the podcast before, but my daughter has a lot of hair on the back of her head, so we call her Trey Reynolds, CPA. And me and my wife were doing a JAG where Trey Reynolds, CPA, actually retired from accounting and moved to Poo Town, Illinois to open up a pastrami sandwich shop.

And Guy Fieri actually stopped by on Triple D and tried the sandwich. And it's a great story. It's just somebody who was ground down by the ones, the zeros, and really just wanted to smoke meat. And you know, guy, who's better at getting that life story out of a person out of Trey Reynolds

and Guy Fieri? Nobody. Nobody. Not one person. Wow. Couple skull rings on, you know? Yeah, he's got that spiky hair. Yeah. Anyways, five stars kind words. Yeah. And again, I apologize if it seems like we were unempathetic to the poor young girl that died. I just had read that before we started the show. I was like, Oh my God, you know, it's so crazy. Like, you know, the California fires, I'm sure that people in let's say, let's say, Wyoming, we're like, Oh, wow, that's crazy. When you're in it, you're like, the freeways could shut down, we could all be eating each other's intestines in 72 hours.

You know what I mean? It really feels intense when you're, like I think about the floods and I'm like, oh, that's horrible, but I'm sure the people that are actually going through it really, really bad, right? If you're a sea rat and you get killed, that's probably a huge bummer for that person and for the family. But for us being so far away from the story, we're just kind of like Sea Rats. I'm surprised more Sea Rats haven't killed each other.

I was trying to see where you're going with that. When you're not actually in it experiencing it. You come off like a sociopath. Yes. Yeah. And I apologize if that's how we appear. Me too. Yes. No, I get that. Now you have to walk in someone's shoes to really understand what's going on with their lives. All right, so below deck, huh?

Below deck, huh? What an episode it was. Yes, it was. Yeah, let's read some reviews real quick though. Oh boy, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Positive or negative? Positive.

It's five stars from Nikki 17. Love this this pot I literally enjoy it more than the show they have to have ads to make money thank you for defending the ad oh yeah cuz that last reviewer said that they hated us now because we had too many ads this is an older one from list ki 955 I love me some Bravo shows and love to hear these guys including Ruby's perspective on this smut I mean, thank you guys. We really appreciate it jump the actions range reviews leave five stars anyone's in there Don't don't ask questions. You don't want to know the answer to I Mean freaking you're walking in this maze trying to find this freaking minotaur that's gonna actually rip your head off

You know what I'm talking about? Yes, I do. Patreon.com slash another podcast network. We're doing Miami. For Miami, Real Housewives of Miami. Coming after that, we'll be traders. Yeah. And by the way, don't sign up for Patreon and go, Hey, I'm trying to listen to the first episode of the, of Real Housewives of Miami. And they didn't do it. We're not doing the first three episodes, we're just gonna pick up with episode four, give me a break. Yeah, yeah, give us a break, okay? So what you been up to?

How was this episode for you, huh? I like the episode. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's really unfortunate that Event Planner didn't get his name as a chiron on the screen. Just Event Planner. Can we have his social media handles? Because this man is a star.

He killed it. I'm sorry. You brought Carnaval to the dock in 12 hours? Who does that? Somebody with a phone that's really working overtime. Yeah. He's also got a good network of people. Absolutely. Absolutely. All right, you're going to give your thoughts and not so you want me to?

Yeah, sure. I thought it was a pretty bad episode. I'm going to give it one pot. Listen, we go through the, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the gears. Is that, is that I don't think so. Go through the gears. Go through the gears. Go through the gears. That's not a thing, right? Gears go through the gears. No, I don't think that's a thing.

No, it's not a thing. So we go through them this episode and it's fun stuff. A lot of cool Lesbo stuff still, you know, that's pretty cool. And I'm excited to see Babs get into the mix there. You know, that's cool. I gotta say, you know, Jess is a little fire starter. Jess is really a hot commodity on this boat.

You know, I wanna say this, and I'm referring to Ole Soleil. It's nice to know that dirty, cheating, manipulative male boats don't have a monopoly on breaking people's hearts on these vessels. Well, I don't think Cirque du Soleil is breaking anybody's heart. I think that Kyle is just going through something and it's it's puppy love you know so there's no real notebook anything there but listen we've got Soleil, we've got Jess, we've got Babs, we've got Kyle. Everyone is

in this little ball of snakes love it. Damo's still not in the show which is a problem. If you watch the trailer. Damo is going to be involved in that mix as well. I mean, my goodness gracious. So Damo will be on the show. But the thing that gives me the most hope is that they've incorporated something that we've been begging for for some time.

Ah, the Food Network shots? No. No, definitely not. We've always asked for a little bit of a real world situation with the Sea Rats. Now we've talked about them going to split and finding them in the halfway house and just filming them. But this we're going to get a little two day intermission of just the Sea Rats partying. Dylan, I'm so glad you brought this up at

the top of the show in your thoughts and nods. Yeah. Okay. One pot. So I happen to know this. Bravo was they were toiling with this concept of Sea Rats all living in a houseboat with each other. Yeah. A friend of the show Gabby Barragán was part of it. Gabriela Barragán. And she ended up being on season two of Sailing. But her first show that they were going to cast her for was a version of this. I think this is a test little episode. They should do it every season. Every season. Because we don't need, we need to break up the monotony of the blowjob shots and the champagne and the crew and the cooking and stuff like that.

And let's get it. Give us a little Scooby Doo intermission here. Fine. But here's what Sea Rats do. They just start drinking at 9 a.m. And they keep doing it all day long. Well, listen, you never know unless you try. Fair enough.

One pot. One pot. One pot, okay. Demon Don, you are a creation of the devil himself. Yep. In the dictionary for obnoxious white trash, they should just have a photo of you, Don. I don't like you. A lot of people say it's Guy Fieri, and it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's Demon Don. I hate Demon Don. You're one of the worst people I've ever seen. Really? Yeah, I dare you. I dare you to reach out to us to come on the show. I'll be fair to you, because I don't like to. Doesn't sound like you're going to be fair.

No, no, no, no. Dylan and our former co-hosts, you guys like to be really insulting with people that agreed to come on as guests. I will not come after you. You're a coward. No, I'm respectful. I have questions for you and Jason.

You guys weren't even the primaries, you losers. It was a guy named Curtis and his wife, Laura. Lovely. They were lovely. I feel bad because the Sea Rats basically are like, get out of here when they finally left. Gross. No, Curtis and Laura were fine. Their only crimes were they did not

tell Demon Dawn and Jackass Jason to tamp it down. Anyway, I didn't hate the episode as much as you. I'm going to give it 14 pots. All right, let's get into it. Last we left off, that random guy that wants to get into events didn't have anything set up. And I like this guy. He's like, it's fun.

It'll be fun. Yeah? He knows the carnival's coming. Yeah, when we start the episode, we're looking at a dock. And the only thing there was a lizard doing what lizards do. Bumping up and down. No, looking apathetic about life's prospects. I love little Lizzy's.

We got a lot of little Lizzy's at the apartment. And they dance all over the place. And they're just so gosh darn cute. My next life, I want to come back as a lizard. Who needs dreams or goals? Hey, Pat, what are you doing? I don't know. I'm doing push-ups in the Sun right now, bro

I might eat. I don't know a cricket later. I think I'll just sit here till tomorrow. You know what? That's a great point All lizard. They're all Spicoli's You know what I'm talking about? I Kind of feel like it's our time. Mr. Hand. Yeah, mr. Hand leave me alone. I'm doing push-ups in the Sun I'm gonna go to cricket. So to be fair to Fraze he is Justifiably stressed out. He needs a star. She needs a DJ. He needs fire breathers. Okay, hold on Dylan you and I as we touched on in the last episode are in fact event planners and coordinators. We did not we're not

We're not we weren't come on. We did like well, we were wore a hat, but we're we definitely don't have the capes. Okay. First off, they're pissed off. There's no fire dancers here or bands, DJs or crowd. No one to be seen. Um, you would not have any of those people at this hour. Yeah. All we need is a fucking stage at this point. I'd be happy with a stage. They should have done an open mic night. And sound. That would have been crazy. An open mic night. Yeah. Hey, Dill, funny story with the offspring when we book them to play one of the events that you and I planned. At some point, you know, because offspring would play but we'd have to have openers and normally that would be people that work for the company going hey can I open up for

offspring and I'd be the person that says yeah that's fine so uh offspring's manager who was kind of a dick and the but but before you move on the the person that wanted to open up don't say no no i'm not going to but the person that wanted to open up one was a beautiful person who I love very much the other was um one of the saddest people I've ever met in my life. And no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, so anyway, I liked both, but they would be like, I'm going to do an hour and a half. Okay. So as I'm, the manager says, I want to talk to Pat. So I go in there, I'm sitting at this table and we can hear the band opening for offspring outside. And we're talking about like money or something like that and how much they wanna get paid or something.

And he stops and he goes, what is that? And I go, what do you mean? The band, who is this horrible band? I was like, oh. Well, they're no worse than yours. You just happened to come along at a time where people were open to this kind of horses. You refer to offspring. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was never a fan. Do it to me, baby. Yeah, I know. I met the girl that did

the uh huh. Uh huh. It's fucking high art. Alright, tonight is a VIP party, so it's gonna be big, and it's gonna be a big time dinner for Anthony. Now like Kerry said, you can't do everything. In fact, you can't do most things. So Anthony's gonna just pair it back. Jess and Love Island. Before we move on.

Yes. So we did get some Food Network food shots. Oh yeah, definitely. Did you notice those? I thought they were great. Absolutely. So- Pork chop turning over over a lovely crust achieved. We'll get to your review in a second. Now, Chef Anthony is

feeling pretty good about himself. But there is a pass that he cannot forget. Yeah, he had served cold food, tasteless food to Jill Zarin. And that was bad. Yeah. And also, let's not forget that his uncle had sex with his wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a tough look. So his mantra now is he'll prepare a simple lunch and then focus more on dinner.

Hashtag no shit dumb ass. Jess and Love Island are still pretty cuddly. Am I too hard on Chef Anthony? I mean, listen, Chef Anthony is one of the sweetest people we've seen on this show, so it's tough to make fun of him, but there's a lot of material there. I mean, when he hugs Katniss at the end of this episode, it is just, oh my gosh, he's so full of love. But his uncle did bang his one.

That's right. And to be fair to me, I've only made fun of things that he's done in the kitchen. It's not like I had sex with his wife. No, no, no. But what you just said, there is a lie. You've made fun of him for his uncle banging his wife. And that has nothing to do with his food.

Literally nothing. And you make fun of him for it. Almost every episode. So we can all work on stuff. Jess and Love Island are pretty cuddly still and Kyle is devastated because he wears his heart in his sleeve and he's going to, he's losing his girl to Jess. Now, oh you want to say something? Just calm down. Oh yeah I agree with that. Now he realizes Ole is being a little cruel playing with his emotions because when he with that. Now, he realizes Ole is being a little cruel playing with his emotions,

because when he's in a relationship, he says this, he's all in. It appears Ole could care less how it makes him feel. Yes. And the great part about being a guy is he'll still have sex with you. Well, Cirque du Soleil is an Ayn Randian example of perfection. She is only doing what she wants to do.

And what she wants to do is anything she wants. And so Kyle needs to let that butterfly fly. She'll come back. She comes back to you. Yeah. She'll be yours. Lunch is going to be a Provencal tart, nicoise deconstructed and a pork chop for the pig. Okay, so whenever the line at Subway at this particular Subway sandwich shop in Glendale, the lines too long. I can't wait. I can't wait in the line. No, there's a bakery right next store. I've tried this exact same dish at that place. Provencal tart.

Wonderful, yes. Yeah. It's wonderful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pizza on a croissant. Yeah, you can't go wrong with a little puff pastry and some French prepared vegetables. Though the nicoise salad is among the most disgusting salads

in gastronomy. It is, you know Niswa? No, please. All right, tell me if you'd eat this salad. Okay. Hard boiled egg, green beans, tuna. No. Olives.

No, gross. It's gross, huh? No way. Oh man, when you said the eggs, I thought we were going for the cob. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we're not. It's gross. Oh man when you said the eggs I thought we were going for the cob. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah No, we're not No, we're going into Nice and

We're putting tuna and green bean who the fuck invents a salad like that You have to have a lack of resources French put that in my face. Yeah the French Alright, so Hugo bosses. No, no, no We get a little se Rat history on Rainbow. Once again, they're doing a lot of fun. And I would like to, for the let the record state, I would like to call her Katniss moving forward. Katniss? Yes.

You know what? Yes. Okay, so Katniss, we keep getting look backs on her troubled child stuff. This is like the fourth time they've cut back to it. Hey guys, why hide the ball? Just show the video of her holding her sister's severed head announcing it's finished. Yeah, well, it's finished and I didn't want to do this. Yeah.

Yes. Yeah. She's involved and wrapped up in a lot of conflict, and that's because she was forcibly made to chop her sister's fucking head off. Both of them. Well, the other one, to be fair, wasn't chopped off. It exploded when an arrow with fire on it entered her orbital socket, and we know what that does. Hey, I do want to say this. rainbow try some small talk with Olay she's tried to be nice to Olay Olay is a mean girl I feel like I'm in the matrix this is what you do with

small talk what's your least favorite dish to wash that's not gonna work with ol Frenchy here no You ask her what her favorite sexual position is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Her favorite. She's got four hours. Her favorite show, her favorite, you know, there are plenty of ways to talk to Celine.

Ask her about France, you know, she's probably very proud of France. So Hugo Boss's first test is getting through the bridge. They do it with flying colors and Carrie is like a proud father so three hours until the dog party and the tensions are ratcheting up Frazier says dinner will be between seven and eight and this is where we start to turn Anthony into an Arrested Development character because he has a conversation that he needs to have with Frazier. He's got a chip on his shoulder. He's really, he's still pissed about getting fired. And I think he said, uh, it's the only time he's ever been fired, which is wrong. Cause technically his wife. Before you say this, can I ask, does this have anything to do with the kitchen? Technically it's okay if it's not.

Well, okay. Go ahead and talk about the time you were going to talk about him getting fired. Oh, well he was fired when his wife allowed his uncle to bender over a table. Well, you don't have to be so crass. My God, bender over a stool. You don't know even more crass a stool. You don't know even more crass. A stool. And you don't know if it was that kind of crude barmaid kind of lovemaking. It could have been very sensual. No, it has to be hot and fast. What do you mean it has to be hot and fast? Well, they

got to, it's, oh, if you're having an affair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to be in like some seedy hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or his house when he's not home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to be in like some seedy hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or his house when he's not home. Right, right, right. Because I could imagine it's like, we've got to do this very quickly. He's watching a long came Polly and crying again, you know, and there's a stool there. Right. I'm picking up what you're putting. I understand. But listen. Good. So the girls get a little cozy. I love a snuggle party. But Ole tells us

the door's still open for Kyle. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, listen, this is this is a game of bumper cars. OK, you know, what are you just going to hit one over and over and over again? That would be crazy. Be boring. It'd be boring. We get to the experience of the St. David carnival. And boy, did Frazier knock it out of the park, but not really. Frazier kind of by proxy. I mean, this this young upstart event coordinator, I do think that he needs to work for Golden Voice. Yeah, I think so.

Although the budget was right where it needs to be, $20,000. I would say that that looked like $20,000 worth of stuff. In a day, I mean, listen, if you want to pay for expedited fire breathers, you're going to pay a premium. Fire breathers, you're gonna pay a premium. Fire breathers don't just come next day air, you gotta give them some time. Well, let me just say this about this, because I put on a lot of events,

and I don't wanna toot my own horn, but the party did look great, and I have to give it to this event planner. When you have people on stilts blowing fire, it's a banger. 100%. It's a banger. 100% It's a banger. I want to say, meanwhile,

maybe I just hate Dima Johnson. We could be at a freaking hospice party where everybody's kind of somber, gathered around Estelle, you know, because she's dying. Estelle Getty? No, just Estelle. You chuck a fire breather in that hospice room?

Things are really, really fun. Now, incidentally, the entire hospice board burned down and it was actually careless to have him come, but it did make it a little spicier. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Good for them.

Uh, good. The good news for them is half of them didn't even know it was happening. No, they couldn't feel anything. Um, and it begs the question, what was the point of paying all the money to keep them alive like that? Right? What are we doing?

Well, I think we're going to, I don't want to get into euthanasia, but I think that's the direction we may be coming in America. So that'll be me, though. I'll be like, Elliot, Quentin, no, I'm fine. I don't want to be put to death. You're like, dad, you're not yourself. You don't know what you're saying. Like, no, no, no, I'm fine. I don't want to be put to death. You're like dad. You're not yourself You don't know what you're saying. Yeah, like no no no no no yeah, I know

This is Jacob. Who is that? He's gonna take you Euthanasia more like a fucking incinerator my gosh Did I tell you how much I hated Mickey 17? dude My gosh. Did I tell you how much I hated Mickey 17? Dude, get this. I know you told me like these cute little wormy buggy things. They're so delightful and they do horrible things to them. Anyway, I show my wife the trailer.

This is like two nights ago. And she's like, eh, not for me. She doesn't like sci-fi. And then I looked what the director had done before this. I'm like, let's give this guy a shot Who's the actor the main actor from Robert Pattinson? Okay. He has the weirdest voice afflector Well, he's doing a character. Yeah, he's doing a carrot. I get it, but it's very annoying That movie sucks. It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen him. I appreciate doing different things. I

Probably have 30 minutes left and I'm not gonna watch it.. Me neither. I turned it off with 30 minutes left to go. Oh, you did? Yeah. Okay. When they continued to torch, torture the little things, I was like, there's no, there's no point in doing that. There's no point. I'm turning it off. Fuck it. Hate that movie. I don't like it. God damn it. But it's a bummer because they put so much money into this weird vision. And you know what? Let me say this too. Parasite's overrated.

Come at me. Thank you. I agree. Barbara and Jess have a thing going now. I'm excited to see where that goes. Let's get to dinner though. First up we've got, well I think the entire dinner is really a bunch of little amuse bouches. Oh, yeah. All right. I was going to ask you that. I thought it was just hors d'oeuvres.

Like I thought he was going to blow up the night. No, it was little hors d'oeuvres because they were partying. They were moving. So he made them a baby shit soup, a shrimp cocktail and a spoon, little sandwiches cut in four quarters and steak bites that were too big now according to demon dawn According to demon dawn and they were too big. I mean if you're gonna do a steak bite, it's got to be a bite I Thought it was lovely. I thought it was absolutely complain about it I just the next thing I knew they were the guests were just going to bed All right, so what about a croque croque monsieur? Do you know what that is? Uh, a croque. Isn't that like basically like a grilled cheese with with uh,

Bernays or Bordelais on top? No, what is it? What? Get in the comments. Let us know what's the sauce on top. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm going to do a couple things that we didn't get to. Meanwhile, uh, Barb's lets us know if it weren't for her friendship with Olay Soleil, she might go down for a stash rash. And then Demon Dawn, when Frazier breaks a glass by accident, God forbid, he drops something. She proceeds to hover over him and mock and comment on the cleanup. She proceeds to hover over him and mock and comment on the cleanup. Patty's pet peeve of the week. When someone has an accident, don't be the person that labors over the incident. Have you ever?

You're not making it any better. What do you mean? Don't, don't labor. Don't hover. Hey, I saw you trip over there. Yeah, man. You really ate shit. Yeah. And this is a lizard. No, this is like just some douchebag. I'm creating. Yeah, you really should watch where you're going, man. Yeah. Yeah, man. Your bone is sticking out of your forearm. Wow. That looks like it hurts that Yeah.

Who are these people? Yeah, no, I think it's an old person thing. I think this may be flooded out of this generation. Oh, I don't want to put this on old people. I think Dawn is just a little. Dawn is old, though. Dawn doesn't. Saggy. Dawn doesn't right live, you know,

trigger me the way that she triggers you. But she does drink, and then she gets very loud and quite annoying. You know, you know Trigger me the way that she triggers you but She does drink and then she gets very loud and quite annoying. But where is dama? Salen is flirting with the gang and it's distracting both groups. Salen is affecting the interior and just suffering the exterior There's trouble in really cool. Lesbo paradise. Okay, so I think what you're referring to here is Is this the exterior meeting where they discuss a plan? Yeah and Jess is just completely... Okay, so the plan is the guys are gonna spend all night picking up confetti with a vacuum and Olay is going to vacuum Jess's cooch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we get to Rainbow or aka Katniss and Zalane have a little tiffed and then we wake up

for the last day of charter after a cool night of pretty cool Lesbo stuff. I can't let you skip over this Dylan because I have this exact problem. Okay so Rainbow asked Olay to make sure she completes her work list and Olay cleans a toilet riddled with poop. Yeah it's like it's like a glitter bomb, but of feces. OK, now not to be vulgar, but we have a studio here and we have a bathroom eight feet from where you and I do this podcast. I often walk in here because we share the studio with several other podcasts. And I had to I had to do a poo today.

But but but how often do I do poos here? Never. But it's not about that, Dylan. Everyone has to do that Okay, that's about being a human being right. It's Flushing the toilet turning your back and walking out the door without making sure that the rest of it is We only do a podcast in here with adults and once again I often walk in here and I'm disgusted right by what is left in that toy. Can I tell you something? I was in another studio yesterday, and I took a PP and

Didn't flush and One of the one of the women at the studio went in there and was like geez flushed it I was so mortified and there was no clawing back from what I had done. I was like, I'm so sorry I never do that. She goes, you're a guy, you do that all the time. I go, no, no, no, trust me. I'm one slip of the mind and you can be branded a pig. You know, you gotta be careful out there. You gotta be respectful. Okay. So breakfast looks lovely. I feel bad for for Babs. I want Babs to get up there. Get up in the top bunk. Let's see. You know, let's see what's going on. When you say Babs, you mean Barb's right? Babs. Babs. Okay. Can we cut back to this breakfast though? Yeah.

Can we eliminate the sea bugs? No, you can't, because people are always, for some reason, going to be infatuated with the former prison food that is lobster. Wow, no, no, no, no. This is special, because they live a mile beneath us. So that means it's good. No, no, no. I mean, listen, who doesn't love a lobster?

Crush a lobster's head, as I used to have to do when I work for Weathervane Seafoods. It's green goo. Did you have to take out a lot of lobsters? Oh, all the time. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. I was LSD. That stands as an acronym for something, but one of them was, the D was dishes, the L was lobsters.

Yeah. I forgot the other two words. What'd you do, just put a knife in them? Well, yeah, you'd have to do that sometimes. I would do it because I felt bad throwing them in a fucking pot. Yeah. And they'd scream. Well, yeah, you'd have to do that sometimes I would do it because I felt bad I'm throwing them in a fucking pot Yeah scream Well, they they don't scream they suffer quietly

The sound is actually just a kind of pressure releasing from their ex-ghost ex-skeleton But but they do suffer quietly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I Mean we've talked about it before. Can you imagine some Larry the lobster, okay? And you know, they do find monogamous partners, you know, and they love, they love forever. So Larry's got his wife, Vanessa, and he goes out, you know, he's gonna play around with the boys.

Yeah, and he gets scooped up by some filthy fucking to be fair He walked in that wooden little little cage. I know but he's like, you know, I listen this is weird But I think my ball might be in here and he gets lifted up by from some fucking disgusting New Havener and he's thrown in a vat of boiling water Screams for his wife screams for no rib cage does as it explodes by the heat it's crazy so Hugo and Barbara have a chat about who Hugo bosses into okay now Dylan what did you glean from this conversation because Babs is we we we have a copy we have a couple of things going on and we'll go to Kyle kind of

weaponizing the kisses later. Oh, yes. But Kyle and Babs are doing the same thing. They're trying to drive a wedge between their that's exactly right. Yes, they want to hook up with people. Babs pretends to do a little matchmaking, but she's not she's trying to get Hugo Boss in an entanglement. Right? With Ole Soleil so that she can have jest to herself.

Yeah, and good for Hugo Boss. Hugo Boss is like, SoLyn's beautiful, but she already has a man and a woman after her, so I'm not gonna do anything there. He's a polyamorous pig though, so he'll probably end up trying. By the way, you know what? I'm sorry, some of our female listenership

may have an issue with this, but when, who's that woman? That's Mary jada pinkett went on a show and said that she was in an entanglement. Yeah Talk about like gaslighting us with that fucking word. Oh, yeah, you're fucking your your son's friend. Yeah Yeah, guys don't get to do that. I Know I cheated. Oh, no, they they get to do that. Yeah, but you don't get to label it an entanglement You could try a tangle you could try Yeah, you know, honey. I'm really sorry. I

Made a mistake I entered into an entanglement with Stacy at the office. What's that mean? It means that What's happening? It means that every day for the last five years at 1230, instead of eating the lunch you packed me, I got sucked off. Oh, you were in an entanglement. I was in an entanglement. Okay. Well, Jesus Christ, by the way, old Patty, you want to talk about

things old Patty called that three years before that I said, those two are nut jobs. They're not together. He's losing his brain. And then he goes up on stage like a year later and he punches Chris Rock. Slapped him. So Frazier drops a bit of a dime in the crow's nest to Captain Carrie.

Doesn't use names. Doesn't use names, but the guests are almost done. They rebrand Daymo to Thunder from Down Under. Thank you very much. So hilarious. And then we get to Kyle really hanging on to that kiss. Kyle, I know that Cirque du Soleil kissed you, but she's eating Jess out at night.

So it's a big deal. I think she's won. Yeah, she wins. But Barbara is looking out for Jess. She wants to let her know that she can fall into her arms and suck her boobs and that way Kyle won't hurt her. Right, right. Yeah, and also Ole Soleil, she's a straight girl. Or no, Solanne won't hurt her.

Yeah, she's a straight girl. And straight girls always hurt lesbians. Yes. I didn't know that. Kyle tells Jess about Solanne taking kisses from him and Jess says, it's okay. She ate me out. Or, or is she upset by it? Cause that later shows up with Jess when she is cleaning the bar and then says, I know Barb's Bab's is pretty hot.

Bab's is so hot. that hair is so beautiful not for me it reminds me of the 80s 80s was the work you know what I honestly think like I don't I'm not a conspirator conspiracy person yeah I think like they put something in the water to make women make their hair look horrible in the 80s yeah so that men wouldn't have sex with them, because AIDS was right. It's just a conspiracy. I'm so working on that. God works in mysterious ways.

All right, so we get to the tip meeting. Pat, what do we got? It's a little short. I mean, 27.5, I think that tip should have had a three in front of it, just because of how horrible Demon Dawn is. But it didn't. It was 27.5.

That's 21 each. I think Katniss is not happy with it. She calls it average. Yeah, no, Katniss is not thrilled. She says that there's always a time and a space for average tips. All right, so two days off. Love this, like we discussed.

The Sea Rats get two days off the boat, and get a little real-world intermission from the boat ship. Now Jess and Babs, my God, what a little dreidel Jess is. I mean, she's just spinning around bumping into everyone. Oh, I like this play. Yeah. She's gauging to see if Ole Soleil is that into her. Yeah. Well, Sollenne doesn't care about the details of really any of the machinations and especially the work on the boat because she doesn't have time. Now Katniss is absolutely devastated by this news because Cirque du Soleil, it's not about

whether the guests care, it's about the standard of the work and her and Solene just do not see eye to eye there. Because of that, she has another panic attack and Anthony sees her crying. Yes. And he's there to comfort her. Yeah. Yeah. He's... Wow. Did you just pull the shoot on something? Oh, no, no, no, no, because I thought you what you were going to say was that he grabbed her and hugged her and said, it's OK. Things could be worse. Your uncle. Good bang, your wife.

And she would have been like, what are you talking about? That's it for us. And the comments, let us know what you thought talking about? That's it for us. Just me? Let us know what you thought about the episode. What's that sauce called? What's your favorite football team? And did you like Mickey 17? Did you like Mickey 17?

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