Another Below Deck Podcast - Studio 54 Babe | S15 E17

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

Dylan and Pat are back for a quick one to break down Studio 54 babe, loving mothers, comparisons, plungers and more from Bravo's RHOBH.PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

All right, so Sutton FaceTimes with that old fucking shovel of a mother. Oh my God. Now, Del, I've always said, if you need a caring advocate of your well-being, you just pick up that phone. You call that parent that openly hates you. Hi, hello. Welcome to another Brad Spangy new episode, baby, bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's Pat.

Great to be here. You know, I heard an Australian call into a radio show. show recently. Mm-hmm. He could, he could hear the difference between cracking a beer and a soft drink? I bet. You think you could do that?

No. But I bet the alcohol one is a little bit louder, a little bit more punch to it. Okay. How's the diet met? What is it today? Oh, I'm on this one, on this kick. Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Baja Blast Tropical Lime. Got it.

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Oh, yeah. Alicia. I love her so much. Yeah. The one that ran over a woman. That's right. Right. I have to tell you.

Did you notice? Oh, sorry, production meeting. I was going to say they're dropping episodes for us to watch. It's great. Anyways. This is the wonderful thing about Real Housewives of Rhode Island. It has delivered. So when they started that show,

multiple cast members during, I guess, the little pilot episode said things like everybody knows everybody in Rhode Island. Right, right. Everybody knows everybody's secrets in Rhode Island. And everybody's in everybody's business. And what they left out was that everybody in Rhode Island is fucking Dino. You'll get it when you watch the episode.

You know, come for me, bitch. Come for me, bitch. Because people need to know about you and Dino, actually. I'm the loving it. Okay? Patreon.com slash another podcast network. Also, the West Command of all is there. What a joy.

Get the keeps on giving. Just so you know, I don't think they're going to get as much traction. I don't think Kyle's going to be doing. Chicago, you know. What? Remember what Ariano got to go to, in place Chicago? No, no, I don't think so.

He may get the four o'clock spot at Coachella. You know, we saw Jack White perform at four o'clock. He was the first, the first show at Coachella, Jack White. Which year? This year. Oh, okay. So yesterday he goes on at the earliest possible time you can go on. Absolutely.

loop masterclass, right? And then he just, I would imagine he's like, I'll play. I want to play the earliest show when Kyle Cook is on next to me. Okay. And then I want to get on a plane and go back to Detroit. Anyways, what were we talking about? Uh, I forget. The skin and best of all is there. And we have to talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Um, how many baeys? And yeah, what got your rocks off on this one? Sure. A lot. Very, very, very, very gratifying episode. I have maintained that I think Dorit is evil for a very long time. She's not a good person.

I said this when we've started our coverage. We knew someone on the inside. She spends her entire day up in her bedroom screaming at walls. She's a horrible person. I don't think she has any real friends. When it gets really bad, she starts writing on them. With the blood of her own fingers. Right.

And that's where we've got to take Mommy away for a little bit. and throw a new coat up. Anyways, yeah, she's a troubled woman. That's right. Yeah. And to have a party for a book cover reveal. Just the producers love to read. And we do too.

So that was great. The way that she talked to Sutton, because a lot of things can be true at once, which not enough of us. we watch reality TV. And really quickly, really quickly, we know that book is not coming out. I don't know.

Did I already use this crappy joke? You can never judge a book by its cover, especially if there's no pages in it. Yeah. And I think, I think my line of questioning, because we've already recorded this, I'm a demonate the audio,

was, ah, You know what? Go ahead and move on. Oh, okay. Where was I here? What was I? Oh, yeah, my favorite parts of the episode.

All right. So Sutton acted like a lunatic for being so hurt. She was weird. She was being a weirdo. She was being acting like a weirdo. But the way that Deeree dealt with it was not only like Sutton had never been a friend or anybody to her, but Deeree treated her like a person asking for change. outside of a 7-Eleven.

Get away from me, you disgusting person. Do we... Looked upon Sutton as a zombie in that moment. Yes. Okay. No windex. No, windex. Thank you, weirdo.

Get away from my car. Those towels you're using look disgusting. Get away. It was a really good episode. I mean, we have to be winding down. The rumor is there's still one more party at Kathy Hilton's. babe um which is i'm having people over i'm excited about it uh great episode uh i'm gonna give it uh 40 babies bays that's a lot yeah i thought it was a really fun episode uh tilly just continues to

to tilly out i mean her breakdown of der reits to publish process was absolutely beautiful you know usually the pages come. And then we do the cover. But not to read. Doreet is a special kind of monster. Anyways, I don't really remember what happened,

but I would give it 79 babies. Okay, we're at Zoh's party. And I want to say this. Studio 54, babe. There isn't a guy to be seen at this party. No, not true. we see Zander Gray of Mojavee Gray. Oh.

Think I can love you. He's saying happy birthday later. I think I could love you. A little pitchy. I think there might be something going on with him. Yeah, no, they're totally banging. There is something to be said about these parties. You know, her house got robbed six months ago.

Pretty much after filming. It was Ruby. It was really got in there. Yeah. Ruby wanted to try to steal her house. She wanted to steal her house. But no, there was like three dudes that went in. in there and they knew the floor plan they knew where to go when you throw a party like this and

you have event staff security it's normally as dillan i know as dillan and i know quick story okay so part of our job for said very popular podcaster was to put on events sometime and you know i can just say it now uh he sabotaged me i had roped off this back part of this room and he hated us in our entire division for his company so much that he actually unclipped this rope that was supposed to block off listeners and fans that weren't supposed to be in this area and just I don't know what I'm doing yes you do you prick he undid it so a bunch of people we didn't know were in this back room with all this camera equipment I think I can love you anyway you know your mind's going to be blown away by this but nine hours later in the darkness of the night someone

through a fucking rock through the window of that building and stole $30,000 camera lenses. I think they made off with about $150,000. So Adam, well done. He's a genius. Two inside, too inside. Way too inside. But you have to be careful when you allow people you don't know. Moral of the story.

So, Doreet wants to be excited to hang with her friends, but she just has to, um, She's worried about fighting Kyle's brown shirts. You know, she's got an army of little Nazi who fitter trying to take. Third reference to soldiers. Get some new material, Dorita. Rachel Zell sees a lot of Virgoes out there. And we hear Zenith's son. What are they called again?

Mojavee Gray. Oh, Mahavi Gray. Yeah, I always love when a host stops the party to tell everybody to keep doing what they were doing. So it's like, hey, everybody, attention. Hi, everybody. Stop what you're doing. Stop what you're doing. Hey, I just want to say, looks like everyone's having a great time.

And I just wanted to get up here for a minute and just hold the glass up and just say, you know, just keep drinking, keep dancing. Okay, thanks a lot. Hi, bye. Yeah. I'd argue that didn't need to happen. My favorite part of that speech you gave was that it ended like you were leaving a voicemail. Okay, bye.

All right. Who is Kelty Knight? No clue, but apparently the Chiron said a news anchor. Okay. She got out of face. A TV personality. It looks great. Erica and Kyle eventually start to form this loose pod.

And Dorek kind of gets dragged into it at some point. No, it was Bose and Erica are sitting there each other. And what we didn't know was that Bose and Doritos had driven there together. Oh, that's right. So I found it very odd that Bose and Erica Jane, baby, were sitting there. And when Dorit was kind of circling like a lonely shark, Bose didn't say, come on over here. Doritos just sat down almost like she'd been prompted by a producer like,

hey, this is where you guys are all going to sit to fight. And then eventually all the ladies make their way over to this area. Yeah. And, you know, we have to discuss one of the things that Dorit confessed to Bose on their way over. which comes up in this conversation with Sutton because I think that's how it goes. Doree told Bose that she was having a tough time because Sheila E was not integrating into the school. It's been a tough day. It's been too much.

Too much. Okay. So when Sutton approaches her because the day has been too much, I, Sutton's weirdness is really going to light DeReed up. By the way, as a parent, I wish I had days like that. What do you mean? Oh, just a tough day like DeRite has. Right?

That's great. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways. God, you think that would work. Have we tried that experiment? Have we been just out in waking life, just rude as fuck? And then go, it's sorry, it's been a tough, tough day.

I think it would be pretty effective. This was years ago because I'm generally not a rude person. I was rude to one of the contractors working on the house. I was sleep deprived. He was asked a question and I was pretty snippy about it. And I came back and apologized about an hour later. You said tough day, right? Pretty much, yeah.

Yeah. And it went over smoothly, right? Well, what I didn't realize, he didn't speak English. So he didn't even know what I had said. Yep. So it works, ladies. and gentlemen. So Sutton pitches to Reed an opening approach

to Kyle. That being... Why don't you call her and why don't you apologize for not calling her? Yeah. Okay. Or I could do many other insane things

Sutton. Yeah. You know, I could take the plunger out of Rachel's O's bathroom and just plunge my head with it for 10 minutes, right? Because they're both insane ideas. Which one should have? I do for a sudden. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was kind of like that aggressive. I mean, and, and I deservedly so, okay, Dorek kind of flips out. I would too. Like you said, Hey, Sutton, how about I go get a plunger? I flunged my head. Okay. What are you doing,

talking to me about this shit, okay? Were you the one that sat at a table for me last season and essentially said that I was poor? Right, right, right. Okay. Yeah. I think you need to go over there and say sorry for not talking to her. All right. So, um, Zoe comes over and says, how are you guys doing? Ed Durie is like, fine, but this fucking weirdo is bobbing me out right now. I need another vodka. She's really in her mean girl phase right now. Very much so. Uh, so sudden is really pissed because she's hurt. She's, she's, she's, she's really hurt. She's on the verge of tears because this sisterhood that Sutton tries to so is falling apart.

I mean, they're supposed to have this bond with one another. And it's just not taking, you know? So she's going to leave the party. Right. But she gets stopped by, was it Kathy and Kyle that convince her to, why don't you go back over to Doree, see if you can work this out? This is what you need to do, Bame, okay? You go in there, you say, you're not getting rid of me.

Okay, that's what you need to do. And they turn Sutton around. Natalie hits the splits. Natalie, curious about this. There has been some theories that she was fully integrated into the cast, and then they cut around her. Clearly. Yes, because she's been everywhere that they've been,

and then I would have liked to learn more about her. It's a great mystery, and if anybody knows what is going on, let us know. But I'm interested to find out, because it seems like it would be a perfect fit, you know. we're sorry Amanda's getting all this footage talking about all of these crimes

and Natalie's doing the splits and getting happy endings and we see none of that I mean come on right by the way Dylan we have an update that's since we've recorded this episode on Friday the girlfriend of Rachel Zoe's ex-husband has now spoken out

oh wow what she's saying well it was in reference to Rachel Zoe being pretty upset about the love you happy birthday. My love or something to that effect. She basically says, go fuck yourself.

Okay. I think that was one of things. You're coming off jealous. I've been with your husband or ex-husband for two years now. Oh, okay. And I think it's okay to say, my love. You didn't want him anyway. And you never wanted to be married,

as you've said many times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something to that effect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we don't like public spats, right? Oh, but, well, Well, we don't like, no, we don't like public spats.

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Derreit is on kerosene tonight. This is, I honestly think this is how Doreet talks to the help. Oh, for sure. I think when we first did this, it was a call sheet thing. Like, Doreet is speaking to Sutton like she's lower on the call sheet and she's at this point taken up too much of her time. So she's like, what has been allocated to you, weirdo, has been allocated to you weirdo.

And when Sutton approaches her, she's like, it's extremely annoying to have to talk to you right now. Just period. And it's epic levels of mean girl. I mean, it is, it's not only, we're not on the same level. We're not even on the same goddamn plan. Get away from me. You disgust me.

I want to let you know what you said back there really hurt me gravely. Oh, oh, I'm so sorry. Sutton, what will we do, darling? I'm going to go get another drink. So Rachel Zowe gathers the Virgos, till he jumps in the pool, as does Cayucas.

It's just a lovely scene. And then we get the sultry vocals of Xander Blecks. We'll think I can love you. All right, so Sutton FaceTime with that old fucking shovel of a mother. Oh my God. Now, Del, I've always said,

if you need a caring advocate of your well-being, Yeah. You just pick up that phone. You call that parent that openly hates you and taunts you and is passive aggressive with you for their own personal gratification and you just get an earphone, right? Anyways, excuse me, sorry. There's so much mucus. It's just, I will not go away.

Okay, Sutton's mother. Reba. Hello, darling. I think you did okay. I think you did all right. She says that she can understand what Doreet's going through. Yeah, because. She draws a comparison to what she went through after she split from her husband. And? Well, it's just slightly different.

because we shouldn't be laughing. It's just we're laughing because it's a crazy. It's a crazy comparison to me. They're a little different. Drete had a tough day. And Reba's husband had a few drinks on Christmas Eve and went back to the shed, grabbed his shotgun. And, well, that's what happened, though.

And blame her. It wasn't the shed. These two things aren't even close to one another. It wasn't the shed. It wasn't like the family room. Anyways. Definitely. Crazy comparison to make.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but basically she says, you know, when you're, when me and your father split, I was having the blues to do. So I get it. Anyways, Doree is throwing a cover release party. and Sutton has to decide if she's going to attend because she's an empty nest now, she's got nothing to do. So by the way, we know you're an empty nester.

That's your storyline this season. Well, I think, you know, I think it's a good enough storyline for Sutton. I will say, FaceTiming on a laptop is such an elderly person thing to do. It's such a boomer thing to do. So let's get to Zoe and Erica. We get a little bit of a humble brag moment here from, from Zoe.

That's the likes of which you've been speaking of for some time. Oh, wow. I can't relate to DeReed all because I don't have her have to worry about money again. I'm filthy fucking rich. No, no, no. But here's the thing. What else is she supposed to say? That is her truth.

Okay. Rachel Zoh is like, yeah, it's so crazy because I have $50 million. And Doreet has negative $50 million. Yeah. It's, it's, yeah. It's, it's,

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Right. You don't want to get too deep with her. Right. So anyway. So yeah. And then Erica weighs attending that book cover. I don't know, babe. I don't know.

I have to think about it, baby. I don't know. I've been here for her quite a bit. Quite a bit I've been there for her. I really have. All a lot of things. Yeah. So you can understand.

It's a difficult choice for her to make. But we have to get to the moment we've all been waiting for. One of the craziest things, a surprise engagement party that Bose paid for. That is for her to get engaged to Keeley. Clearly. Yeah. Yeah.

Did you notice the camera angle they had on Kiley? They only showed one side of his face, like Two-Face. You know, they showed the good side because that squirrel on truck or meth had done quite a job on the other side of his head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Almost reached his brain. Yeah, when they are on truck or meth, really any kind of drug, which they get into constantly. Their teeth are like ice cream scoopers. They get into that stuff constantly.

their hands when they're trying to attack move so much faster. And they essentially turned into little excavators. So yeah, it did go deep into the head. The question is, what was he doing near a squirrel? And that's a question that we need answers to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I looked up what he does for a living. It's actually a real gig. and he's seemingly successful. I don't... No, we joke. We joke that you know, when Bose says we have so many

amazing things to look forward to, you know, we could say an easy joke like, you know, what you could look forward to Keely, not working. Well, a lot more time at home. Just ripping through season. He's watching Californication, you know.

So, yeah, you could look forward. to that, but I think they might be fine. They seem to really love one another. Yeah, I just, my issue is just, I had said this in the last episode, they appear to be doing, maybe they're just so unconventional, doing everything absolutely backwards. Trying to make a baby.

Buying a house and then getting married. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of unconventional. It's like to read its book writing. Right. Also, not living together before you're going to get married, that also seems weird. to me or having a baby.

Or having a baby. They're really doing it reverse. That's right. They're doing it their own way. So Kyle has salmon come on her face and goes, mulls over the cover, reveal release before the book party. And she's not going to go because. It's a dumb event.

Well, she's not going to go because she's too hurt. And she feels like she's lost a good friend. Amanda wants to support other women, but she's not sure if she's going to go either. There seems to be accouta forming in their non-attendance of this event. Dare I say, an icing out. And icing out.

There's different kinds of icing on the housewives. There's what they did to Jesus Jugs on last season of Orange County, which, oh, yeah, which is you're not invited Jesus Jugs. So you have a four or five episode art. of the entire cast being in London. Jesus Jugs is not invited, therefore she's not on the show. No, Jesus Jugs is back stateside with Johnny J.

Talking about what a giant bitch, Shannon Bredor is. That's right. Okay. So with Doreet, it's a little tough not to invite her on a trip. So what you do is half the cast doesn't show up to her ridiculous event. Well, we have a couple things to wrap the episode up, but we're fairly, fairly much here. I think, you know, Sutton's not going to go.

And Zoe does show up with, with her support and whatnot, but she is going through something, which is the Virgo post, wishing another wannabe stylist or a wannabe stylist, happy birthday, my love it. She took great umbrage with, and Rachel says having a tough time with the Exxon. Oh, yeah, but it's not about her today. So I'd argue why mention you're having a tough day?

Well, she's really going through it. When the book event starts Dylan, it's interesting. We've seen Nick the planner before. He's put this whole venue thing together for Doritos. Because I don't think she was there earlier, setting up napkin places and whatnot. No, no, no. She showed up. Derreet tells us she finally has something she can stand behind.

Literally a giant photo of a book cover. Yeah. Right? Yeah. So. It's, um, You know, I think I've brought this up, but there's a, my, my grandfather and my dad were sitting around, and this fellow backwoods person came up and said that he had just got this land,

and he was pointing at all of the things that he was going to do, he was going to build a barn there. And my grandfather said, well, you have the talking part done. Okay. Doreet saying that she is going to stand, she finally has something to stand. What was it behind? behind. Yeah. And that's what I say.

Yeah, you do. You have a gigantic printout. It's so crazy. Listen, we're really happy for Doreet. We're really excited to see how this episode is around. I do want to say,

very often I'm surprised by the moves made by the housewives to see Erica Jane baby, walk down that walkway and into Sutton's house and Sutton's day, I did not plan this at all. We did not. Sutton, we don't care. I know. We don't care.

It's okay if you did. It is interesting to see. Erica, I would have thought Erica would have said, screw it. And the fact that Amanda showed up in support of a woman who has done nothing but demean her an entire season and the name of support. Amanda, Amanda gets that she's got a film. She knows she's got a film. Right. You know, true. But Amanda's, Amanda's annoying and awful, but I think that she's been a good housewife. Anyways, get in the comments, let us know, what is going on? Well, it's going on. What's going on? Let us know. We love you. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat say goodbye.

Later, guys.