Kill James Bond! - (Tease) The Only Banned Episode | Below Deck S1 E3

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

Pat and Dylan are back to break down the only banned episode in the history of Below Deck and to talk Shark Tank, dips, the entertainment industry, dark beer, 2013, porcupine head and more from Bravo's Below Deck. Episode EXCLUSIVELY at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at / @badt.v .Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anoth...This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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This is all here. Season one. Yeah, he wants, someone's ass. Oh yeah. This is all here, season one. Yeah. He wants, he wants ass. He's at rate. And he wants ass. Lee probably got a phone call from Mandy after season one. And he's like, hey, focus groups testing there.

It's off the chart. Yeah. They, they love you saying those three things. Yeah. And then he proceeded to do 10 seasons of that. God damn it! Welcome aboard the Patreon exclusive recap of season one of below deck. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one Patrick cookie. Provision to come to board.

What the hell? Permission to come aboard. I know. How are your eyes? Oh, God. They're great. We have more important. Mass to the eye infection. How are your eyes? Oh, God. They're great. We have more important. Massive eye infection, Pat.

It's I'm taking antibiotics. I'm on the mend. What are you so defensive about? Well, we've been in every show. No, no, no, not last show. I said, we've got an issue here. You thought I was attacking your eyes. I said, your coffee is too far away.

You can't even drink it. Oh, okay. Why don't we get to what we're trying to do? And the same thing is happening right now How are you gonna drink your coffee when it's a mile and a half away from me? I've drank half that coffee You said it had four shots of express so in it. I'm trying not to have my heart explode. I've had health issues this week Yeah All right, so we're here to break down all of Pat's ailments and

Season one of below deck now. we've already done two episodes of this But tonight we are here to break down a lost episode titled not lost buried The episode is titled dude, that's a dude, dude. And yes, we are in a red, red, red, berry kind of horror because this episode has been banned from public viewing. If you go to any streaming service to buy a season of below deck or buy season one, it will say this episode's unavailable. And it is, I shouldn't say Ray Bradbury to have Fahrenheit for the one to pour, because that was more of a kind of totalitarian ominous burning of knowledge and stuff like that. This is rightly so kept from public eye because it is so transphobic. Now, I would argue that this is the below deck franchise just trying to be

part of the cool kid club. And it's one of those things where you're like, oh, you're not one of us because we're the producers of below deck and the people over at Bravo. Were they not to have banned this or shut down public viewing of it? There would be no criticism received at all because no one is watching it. No one is trying to watch episode three of season one of Below Deck. This episode could be up available and no one would batten I. Not a single tweet would be sent. Everything would be in order. But alas, it is hidden, like smougst treasure.

We had to dig through the internet to try to find it. And it was in two parts on someone's Facebook page, on Facebook. Now, for those who want to watch the episode, Dylan, how do we direct them to find said Facebook? Google it, Google it, it'll take you to Google below the X season one episode three, dude, that's not a dude, dude, or dude, that's a dude, dude, and it'll pull up the Facebook watch part one and part two. That's the only place on the internet you can find it. There are multiple

Reddit threads saying where is this? So maybe there is a serious appetite for it. But the reason why this episode is banned is because mainly of CJ. And he's got some moments in here too. And he's got some moments in here too, but there is a drag queen, a transgender woman on, I don't know, she's not in drag. She's just a transgender woman at a club that the loser primaries pick up and take back

to the boat. And the amount of transphobia that ensues mocking them because they're fucking a dude calling her a she-mail. It's all revolting stuff. I mean, it's really, really revolting stuff from undereducated Seerats. Now we could still face these problems in 2023 because of the pool that we're pulling from their Seerats. But in 2007, there was no chance that this wasn't not going to happen. Well, it's 2013 to be fair. But we've come a long way in 10 years, Dylan.

So guys, 2013 was only 12 years after Dick Cheney orchestrated 9-11. Right. So it was still a very young nation. Of course. Well, so guys, if you want to join us on this forage, I think this might be on the free feed, give you a little taste of what we'd be doing behind the paywall. I'll post a link in our Facebook group and other below deck podcasts on Facebook,

a link of this episode. So you guys can watch it. And then you can hear Dylan and I recap it. Mm-hmm. Okay. Dylan, I want to point out by our coverage already of our two episodes that we did, that we started months ago,

and we were going to just do season one, season two, and just keep doing it for fun. Then, below that, and Bravo decided they were gonna pull this pole sheet. What are you gonna do at the parent teacher conference? Are you gonna wear shades? Yeah, I'm gonna wear shades. Are you gonna tell them you have an eye infection?

I'm gonna try and sell some here. I'm gonna win obsessing on my eyes. By the way, God forbid you ever have an ailment. I will make your life hell. I do have an ailment. What is it? I have a vestigial tail. Back to business.

Watch along and then go to patreon.com slash another podcast network to hear us cover this. The news media outlets have already picked up our coverage. We had Sam from season one on. She's totally said the producer and creator of Belodec was full of S saying that they had walked out after episode one where Johnny eyelash got caught doing coke. The producer creator of the show below deck had said they the entire cast that said we're

not going to take part of the show. Sam came on our podcast said that's a major BS. Thank you for not swearing. Mm-hmm. And anyway, so we're breaking news stories even from content that was created 10 years ago. So go to patreon.com slash another podcast network to hear us recap. Season one of below deck. Do you hear the Supreme Court turn down the Sackler's payout?

I don't even know what that is. Okay. That's the kind of news we're breaking on this show. Important stuff. So let's get into the scoring episode for good reason. Pat, how many points? Okay. Now Dylan, I don't know if you've noticed this, because we've covered a lot of below deck over the years.

This first season has a lot of guest coverage. We have Johnny Eyelash and all those photo dogs that we're going to go to a modeling shoot. Of course, it was never happened because they got caught doing cocaine and Lee turned the boat around. In this charter, we cover, I believe, the main primary, his name is Lawrence and his friend John and a few other guys. We spent a lot of time, dare I say, 50% of the camera time is on the charter gas, 50% on the sea rats, and I actually liked that kind of proportions or whatever the word is. Percentages of coverage. Now in modern times with below deck, it is 95% sea rats, and then we occasionally get

a little coverage of people that paid to have incompetence thrust upon them. I miss the old below deck because the charter guests are interesting as well. Yeah, not as interesting as they were in the beginning. Well, well, they're not interesting now because who in their right mind would go on this show? Right. As a paying charter guest and then let anything of your character be shown on TV. Yeah. Bravo's there to ruin lives. This was in the heyday of reality television where people were like, I mean, we're in the

heyday of reality television now. It's like a golden age of horror on television right now. But people back in 2013, I mean, this was the shit, you know, you couldn't get popular in TikTok, you couldn't get popular on Instagram. You had to go on below deck if you were talentless in a scumbag and no one wanted anything to do with you, you know. So people flocked to this vessel and were confident. They'd be in respectful hands as far as production and editing? I'll get into pots now to think that somebody named Lawrence,

who, and I know that you do a beard dye, but you do a great job with a beard dye. Thanks. Lawrence looks like he's sharp at his face. Lawrence and his group of losers go out to numerous bars and talk about their proficiency with bagging bitches. They are turned away even by strippers. They are even strippers.

Hate them. They are so repulsive. They're such dorks. They talk about how experienced they are at one one point Lawrence tells KAD that he is so masterful in this game that he wouldn't even bother having sex with a transgender woman or some nonsense like that. It was shocking how transparently awful

these people are. But the transparency was wonderful. 90 pots. I went to college with a lot of these people are. But the transparency was wonderful. 90 pots. I went to college with a lot of these people. Okay, amazing episode. I think I'd give it 90 knots. The emperor has no clothes. You're a loser, dude.

I couldn't care less that you can afford this boat. All right, let's get to it. All right, we, the episode begins with an early version of the preference sheet meeting and back in the day, they weren't all just sitting in some little area. The preference sheet meeting, I gotta say, what a market area of improvement. I mean, not only are they putting a lot more time and energy into the production of the preference sheet? But the actual tangible medium of the preference sheet has improved exponentially. This is just a picture, a birthday, maybe a zodiac sign, and then a bunch of quite literally

empty lines underneath where there should be important information. Well, yeah, there were no allergies listed. Just a mandate that these guys want to fucking keep the party going. That's it. That's it. They're just there to party. Now, the actual preference,

she does come a little later with the printed out headshots and what not. But at this point, it doesn't, you can see that production, they're still figuring things out how this is all going to work out. So, yeah, these guys want to bring the party from the club to the boat, and we'll see that take place later in the episode.

Now, I've often bitch-delling as we recap these things. By the way, we don't have a lot of groupings, and we've seen it, but there's not a lot of it. Five single guys coming on, wanting to party and bring girls they've met from the club back to a yacht because that's how old Patty thought that this show would go down a lot more. In fact, generally, more or not,

it's a bunch of people that barely know each other, that way able to cobble together, like 28,000 to get on the show. Yeah, and I'm happy that it's just a bunch of people who are well off and want to spend money that they don't have on this vacation. Some women took out a loan. To see five scumbag loser dorks who belong in a local game store before a yacht, they don't even belong there.

Local game stores are beautiful places for heart sick earnest people who just love the game. These guys don't love anything. Well, they do like one thing. I'm happy though that the show doesn't have these kinds of vacations anymore because one, it's a little rapy. And when I say a little rapy, I mean a lot of rapy. Two, it's too pathetic. It makes, it gives you the ick, you know? It's, and it's too profound in ick, you know?

It's like, did you draw your beard on, kind of ick? It's just really, really gross. Well Sam's excited. She disagrees. She's happy to have five single guys on Charter and she's really open to fucking the guests this season. I miss that too.

Openly, Sam's like she's got her eye on one of the guys. Yeah. So it's Dave's birthday, he did porn. Yes, he did. Sex works real work. Sex work is real work, but he is a little bashful Especially given he's having a conversation right now with porcupine All right, well actually, isn't it Trevor initially that gives him a don't we get like a little Skype phone call here? Or is that no? No, no, this is just Dave ah

This is just Dave talking about Trevor and porcupine's like what's up with Trevor and he's like it was love at first sight And then porcupine being a corn fed ham hawk of an American porcupine says what does he do and Dave says independent stuff well well Dylan slightly a little bit off there. He says he's in the entertainment industry Okay, now which that's a lot of spectrum in that that occupation yeah entertainment industry uh... on one end you can make uh... balloon animals uh... out of fifth graders birthday party i was gonna say you could be spongebob yelling at kids on hollywood bull of our on the other end

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