Another Below Deck Podcast - The Butterfly Effect | Below Deck S11 E15

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

Dylan and Pat are back to break down sunburns, kilts, pitbulls, drizzles, hypodermic needles, life's real consequences and the Butterfly Effect starring Amy Smart and Ashton Kutcher and Below Deck. Ad Free and Uncensored at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbelowdeckpodcast

Right. Yeah, and there was some infidelity there. Cry me a goddamn river Sea Rat sassio rating. It's a one Yeah, did your dad rob a bank or run a person over in a wheelchair to try and get away because that's a four Try and do better next time. Can we pause real quick and just go back? So is the person that he ran over in a wheelchair or yeah, okay Because I thought you were talking about him being in a wheelchair and running someone No, no, no, cuz I feel bad. That would be a two. Because he's in a wheelchair. How'd he get in the wheelchair? Then we can go down that way. How did he run the person over? That's right. Yeah. Hi, hello and welcome aboard.

AKA welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast. I'm Dylan. I'm saddled across from one Patrick Hickey. Permission to come aboard. Granted. Really mixed things up there. Huh? I mixed things up there. You've been doing it a long time, you know?

No, I know. Fresh joint to the face. Reason being, below deck so bad now. Below deck so are we still really going? We're in the 29th mile of a marathon at this point. Look, the seasons always overstay their welcome till. What are you gonna do? Just make the fucking season shorter.

I mean, have we been watching this show for years now? I mean, it's crazy. Episode not that good, but we've got a hilarious podcast coming up. I haven't heard it, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna be hilarious. What, the one that we're gonna do next after we record this one?

No, the one that we're doing right now. Oh yeah, this will be hilarious. Don't worry about it. Don't worry. We always bring our A game. I wanna talk about another podcast that we did earlier this week, Dylan, which I think even if you're a barnacle

and you just love to hear us talk about Below Deck, you may like to give us a chance or an opportunity to show you how great we are when we just bullshit. Extend the voices to normal life. All right. Perhaps you're listening to this episode of our recap of Below Deck on Bad TV. Great. You're already here.

If you're listening to us on another Below Deck podcast feed, jump over to Bad TV. I think we've done enough promo. This week we dropped an episode on Saturday where Dill and I went to go see Bill Burr perform at the Hollywood Bowl. Despite us both being at the same venue and having tickets next to each other, we never actually got to sit next to each other to see the show. Well, I never saw you. That's right. Yeah, I didn't see you the whole night.

Because Bill Burr is a horrible, pandering, hack comedian who made 18,000 people put their phones in a bag so we couldn't communicate with each other to help coordinate meeting each other in the venue. Yeah, no, we've got a great gauntlet of the entire evening. You saw me actually, because I was waving my white hat. That's right. So yeah, it's a very, very fun story. Go listen to another podcast.

And if you think Bill is not his authentic self and just a hacky pandering comedian, I do too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll enjoy it. Right. And if you're, let's do this. If you'd like to laugh, give it a listen. If you like to laugh.

All right, so let's get into this episode. Patrick, how many pots would you give this episode? Okay, it wasn't a great episode. Okay, okay. I want to say I love Carey. I thought he wasn't going to be episode. Okay. Okay. I want to say I love Carrie I thought he wasn't gonna be as great as he is. He is in fact great. He has a sense of humor about himself dare I say he is What would the word be competent can you do you mind can I and I apologize

Went to my phone to put it on do not disturb and to find the notes for the episode Got a text with LeBron in a AI generated sexy maid costume the AI stuff surrounding LeBron right now It's very very odd. So what you said I didn't hear any that's okay. You don't need to I came out to when you okay Got it. Okay Captain Carrie's awesome Hey, dude, if you're ever in Studio City, a $22 cheeseburger at Laurel Tavern, it's on me. Oh, and a chacuterie plate. There you go. Those are lovely. And one margarita. One. Because I'll have to stand in line for 30

minutes to get another one. And it's too much expensive money. Okay. After that one, that's it. That's right. Okay. We, we might be interviewing Paris. Uh, I think this week we'll see after this episode, we'll see. Look, I'm fascinated by her mayonnaise consumption, but I'm more, uh, interested in why she decided to be what I call a galley squatter. Now we've had captain timeshare that Sandy, they're very difficult to get out. The cops can do absolutely nothing. You can't do anything. She just lives in the galley. She doesn't pay rent.

She's there. Yeah. That was Paris this episode. And I will ask her if we get her on the horn. Are you just fucking with us or should you in fact live in a room with pads on it and have your lunch slid underneath a space underneath the door because you are a mental patient. Right. I would say you would be a mental patient in that scenario. Right. So please tell us you're just fucking around. Okay Yeah, anyway decent episode. I enjoyed it I think we only have like two left and it is time to take this

Season around to the back of the barn and shoot it. Shoot it. Yeah, like Kristi Noem. That's right I would write that in a book and destroy their political career. Yeah Who would say that they stared down Kim Jong-un and then when confronted about it would say, you know, I was made aware of that edit. Do you write that? This is what I have to tell people. I have to tell people, especially like with anybody, stop making these people heroes. They're just people.

They're idiots on both sides. Stop listening to them. I know, but that, and that concludes politics with another below deck podcast. But I'll tell you, you know, my agrarian relatives in Virginia, I mean the thought of euthanizing an animal and having a, um, a, a, a vase with like their Palm and ceramic next to it, the way that we do in Los Angeles is absolutely insane. Yeah. Yeah. You just you just shoot them. Yeah. Well, they're not here, but not here. Here I had my 19 year old Jack Russell, Terry Rat Terrier, spotty boo sit

on my lap while we administered the deadly drug. Yeah. But he had been walking around like he was one of those animals that came out of pet cemetery for the better part of two years. My wife finally yelled at me and said, you're not doing this to him anymore. Right. Right. Right. He's lame and he's possessed by something. Um, how many pots did you give it? Zero. I'm going to go ahead and give it zero pots as well. Um, I think that like we talked about last week, this season is a $20,000 tip. This season is $20,000 tip. It's not good. It's not bad. It's let's go out Let's get drunk and let's try again next charter

the saddest part about the season is that our dear fraiche is Not only not coming off great on camera But I worry about his longevity on this show because while Bravo does rule the roost You know, they're the people that say we found a TGA Friday's model on Instagram. She has 230 followers. She's going to be on the show. She's never been on a boat in her life. She's from Montana, completely landlocked.

But I think they go on boats there. So let's do Idaho. But Fraser, I think, is in danger of an important voice having a say in this matter and that's Captain Kerry just going You know what? He's not the kind of person I want helming this team and I really worry for for Asian upcoming citizens because of that There's the good news. He's not going anywhere. Yeah, I do think he's great television I will say the last episode I had noted I believe at this point he's tried to get four different people fired

I did I recounted he has he's tried to get four different people fired. I did, I recounted he has in fact, tried to get four people fired. So I was concerned cause I wanted to maybe do a podcast with Frazier and the, in the future. I'd be doing it with him like two episodes in, I'm like, why is he talking to Dylan? And he's over there trying to get me fired. Sneaking the grass. You couldn't start a business with this guy.

Try to get me fired. You try to get you fired. You're talking to Dylan about you imagine being in that toxic headspace with a business partner. I mean, it'd be fucking nuts. All right, so zero pots. I'm, you know, let's do something or or let's get to the zoom reunion, which I don't think we'll watch. There will not be a zoom

reunion. What there won't be we'll watch. There will not be a Zoom reunion. What? There won't be a Zoom reunion. They haven't done those in a while. It's so crazy. The Sea Rats are all just out on various different plots of rock on this planet, you know? So it's tough to wrangle them. Hey, Dill, can I start the show?

Yeah, of course. Are you going to start with the lyric of the song that we hear? No, what's the lyric palm trees up? So high sunburn in my eyes Having the time of my life, which it that sounds absolutely awful To to I mean, it's not possible to have sunburn in your eye. I don't think no. No, you go blind Yeah, it's like looking at a lunar eclipse. You can't do it. So maybe the song is about knowing We've got a daredevil type

character. Okay, she's been blinded by vacation and she has this faint awareness of the palm trees being there and now that she's blind she's having the time of her life. It's very confusing. Why don't you go ahead and start the show? Okay, well it's morning Dylan and there's lots happening. So we jump around the boat quite a bit here. Yes, quite a bit. Our Frazier is literally crawling out of bed. He had a rough night Captain Carrie is learning a new language and Barbie and Kyle are just wrapping up round three of a little boom-boom session Yeah, and Barbie's dad is doing this We've got a sound effect We've got a sound effect.

Can I guess the YouTube video that you found that? Sure, sure. Sounds of Abu Graib. No, no, no. It was a guy screaming as he jumped off a five story building. Yeah, yeah. And you know, I was thinking about this, because all jokes aside, life really does have real life consequences.

You know, he didn't want Barbie to, you know, sleep with Kyle, you know? Yeah. She's like round two right now. No, life does have real life consequences. I mean, listen, it's a tough lesson to learn. But I mean. Now, yeah, Dylan, some would say, you know, watching your daughter have sex with some bum on TV, you know, that would like angry you and possibly get you to jump off. And Kyle's more than a bum, but he has a C rap. That's right. Yeah. But how about the guy out working on the second floor selling mufflers? You know, he had to watch that happen. How about his mental health? Yeah. It affects all people is my point. Oh, what are you saying? Like, so the guy that works on the mufflers, he's on the second floor.

He had to watch Barbie's dad jump off the roof. I mean, he's going to need years of therapy. Oh, God. Barbie chose to sleep with this Bob. Right. And now look at the whole world's upside down. There was a movie about this with Amy Smart and Ashton Kutcher called The Butterfly Effect. That's right. Yeah. That's right.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think there was a time. Someone put a bomb in a mailbox. Yeah, something like that. Barbie introduces Kyle to her mom, which is quite big. And he starts with, I'm hungover. Now, you know, we'll chalk it up to nerves, but that's a little too chill to be meeting

Argentine mom for the first time. That's true. I actually have the transcript of how it went down down. Yeah. He does say, ah, yeah, I'm a little hungover. And then, uh, then mom says, Hey, um, you know, uh, how you feeling? And he says, quote, uh, great. I just came. No, no, no, you know, how you feeling? And he says, quote, great, I just came. No, no, no, no, no.

He said that. Can we move on, please? Sure. So the guys, OK, so this is one of my biggest pet peeves watching the show. pet peeves watching the show. Sea rat men who scrub wood and glass and throw ropes and whatnot. You know, kind of slapping their own wrists because they know hot, hot girls are coming

aboard. Right. Boozy charter guests like those filthy yucky norm normies that have been paying a five thousand dollar right right right the discount these people actually have a boat but just the the like you know am I gonna be able to control myself kind of thing this isn't your daydreams this is real life I mean they have to agree to fuck they have to agree to fuck you They have to agree to fuck you. And you're a you're a poor drunk who works on a boat. Like, listen, I get that it can happen.

But anyways, so Sonny sees who Ben is at this point, but says that there is chemistry, which is, listen, we talk about life. We talk about time. You know, it's the most important asset. If, you know, one of human most important asset. If, you know, one of human beings favorite pastimes is lighting time on fire. I think we are all quite good at that. Sonny seems to be excelling in that department with Ben. If you want to take your time and just light it on fire, go ahead and hang out with nipples.

Well, I've often used this phrase, you bought the ticket, take the ride. Sonny, go ahead now. You see that he's a pig. Yeah. He wants to F everything that moves. Right. And the sex is pretty good with him, and you're having a good time.

You know what? Have a great time. Have a great time. But I'm not going to listen to you whine about it. So Dylan is already macking on the girls. In the King Riz kind of way that he goes about macking on girls, they go, are you Dylan? And he says, yeah.

All right, so the guests have already been on the boat, right, okay, okay, sorry. So Chef and Fraser are not doing well. They have a conversation about plates versus no plates. Nick just wants to throw sushi at people's face on the beach, which I think is quite inventive, but he's pretty adamant that whether they do that or not, no plates. Okay, we're going family style.

Now this is an important germ of storyline to get laid because later on it'll unfurl itself in quite a dastardly way. Paris gets involved. Okay, so Nick pushes back against Frazier's suggestion. Now Frazier would say that this is Nick being basically a prick, but I would argue that it's just a difference of opinion. Nick is in fact his own department. Nick is, you know, we talked about it, he's 2003 talk show host, okay? He'll stare at the tits, he'll Okay. He'll, he'll stare at the tits.

He'll comment on the legs. He'll comment on the diet, all of it. Not great, but this double pronged attack that he is facing from these two, I'm so confused by it. It's just like, what is going on? He does not seem deserving. I agree. Um, all right. So my next note is we learned that the blank the note stops there. So, oh, it's probably Captain Carrie giving the primary dad like a little tour of the engine room, perhaps. 30,000 gallons. Yep. That's crazy. It's a lot. My Prius is only like 11 gallons. And that's just for a charter, a single charter. It's a lot of fuel man. All right, so Paris and Ben Why would you want to buy a boat? You know these people that get so wealthy. It's like I'll buy a light money on fire

I mean, it's just nuts. It does sound nice to have a boat but Just the the enterprise you have to have behind it is ridiculous Yeah, you know anything that you have to hire people for Oh Oh full-time and they're on retainer too because the boat needs constant like you know care. Love and affection. That's right you can't just let the boat float there. No no it'll rot. So Paris and Ben head out for a beach set up. The only reason I'm bringing this scene up is because Nipples, this is when they're getting ready for things and

nipple says don't worry about Nick he's 40 years old and he's still in yawning Ben Ben when you were 40 years old what what place are you going to be other than smack dab on the teak of a boat mm-hmm I mean what are we talking about here nips it's true so I pointed out though that in the yawning world and I used to talk shit about Kate Chastain Who was a friend of the show, of course that like you start hitting a certain age. It's like Logan's run They should like just kill you right, you know, you can't go on anymore. Right and and listen like I Hesitate to say this but you know I'm sure there are a lot of like

45-year-old heroin addicts working in kitchens who are inspired by an Anthony Bourdain hesitate to say this, but you know, I'm sure there are a lot of like 45 year old heroin addicts working in kitchens who are inspired by an Anthony Bourdain. But the thing is that's a, that's an outlier. Okay. Um, you're going to overdose on a burner. I'm sorry. It's, it's really bum. It's a bummer thing to say, but Kate Chastain is Kate Chastain for a reason. Okay. You can either go the Kate Chastain route, which you don't have the talent for, or you can go the Ashton Pinar route. I've gotten the fourth email from his publicist today about his new book. We can't talk. We can't talk about the book.

We don't want, we honestly, we just don't want to. We don't think the fans would enjoy it because we wouldn't enjoy it. And I haven't told her that in writing, but I'm saying it now. Alright, so a couple notes on this thing. So when Ben asked Paris how things are going with old Nick, she answers, not well, he talks to himself. Or perhaps, here's a theory, Chef Anthony's uncle is still in the walls,

trying to get anybody that works in the galley. In fact, the voice keeps talking to Nick, you know, he's like, hey, you want to play catch? And then he asks him where his girlfriend lives. No wonder Nick's off. Hey, where's like hey, I want to play catch and then he asked him where his girlfriend lives Yeah, and hey, where's your girlfriend? Shut up. What was that? Was that a pan? Nick says

You know, I don't really have a girlfriend I'm into you know, kind of crazy like chain-smoking bitches you know, that's why I'm 40 years old and I dress like I'm in some 41 the the I'm 40 years old and I dress like I'm in some 41 the the The the white Oxford with the black necktie at bowling. I mean, I cannot wait to talk about well at least he wasn't wearing a skirt Okay. Well, it's a kilt. That's what I meant. We'll get there So we move on to the beach. It's sushi. It's salad It's tuna steak and prawn skewers with some kind of brulee But Paris and Nick really go at one another here. Mm-hmm It was more her going after him and yes bug off. Yes

So Nick does a very very I don't know where we are in the episode. Okay, my notes are confusing We're we're on the beach. We're at the picnic a lot of the staff is there, everyone's sitting down, and basically Nick at some point when he's getting, you know, getting Paris in his ear, he's like, fuck it, I gotta go back to the boat and start prepping dinner. So he leaves her with the task of having to heat up the Creme Broilette. Yes, okay. So Nick takes a really great approach and I got to tell you his conflict resolution or his dealings with Paris have been, you know, outside of the comment on her weight. It's kind of a big blemish. That's true.

I mean, he's not going out of the park. He's like a he's like a fucking sawdew with this girl. I mean, he's so patient. He just leaves. And I forgot so she didn't want any food near her bar area so already she's drawing a line. We're supposed to be working together. Paris what are you talking about? I mean you poison these people on a regular basis you know there's cross contamination all over this boat but more people die of falling coconuts than what? Pigs? How about three-legged dogs on that beach or hypodermic needles? Hypodermic needles? Yeah coconuts are dangerous. So we get to

Sea Rat history between Vampira and Brother. Sea Rat scale what are we talking are we at a one? Okay so she is it about her brother? Oh yeah so her parents used to fight right? Yeah. And there was some infidelity there. Cry Me a Goddamn River, Sea Rat, Sassio rating, it's a one. Yeah. Did your dad rob a bank or run a person over in a wheelchair to try and get away? Because that's a four. Try and do better next time.

Can we pause real quick and just go back? So is the person that he ran over in a wheelchair or? Yeah. Okay. Because I thought you were talking about him being in a wheelchair and running someone No, no, no, cuz I feel bad that would be a two because he's in a wheelchair How do you get in the wheelchair then we can go down that how did he run the person over? That's right? Yeah, yeah, but that's not the tail. She weaved Sorry, it was pathetic outing. Mm-hmm

Showing forgive me. Yeah Dylan, what are your thoughts on lunch though? Lunch was basic warm fare. Okay, you know, we we chuck some tuna on a grill. We chuck some shrimp on a Barbie and Roll up some sushi, you know, that's all we can do. It's lunch, but I think his foods fairly decent so far. Yeah but we have to get to Dylan delivers the sex on the beach. I mean, heavy handed. OK. Yeah, very heavy handed.

I don't know where dad is. These are all sisters, right? Or are these friends of sisters? I think we've got a couple sisters. We maybe got a friend. OK, well, I think we've got a friend. Sex on the beach. Can you imagine being the friend's parents my god she comes home from a yacht

vacation mm-hmm one bad night she just flips out says you're not like Sarah's parents I wish you were Sarah's parents I wish you were dead wish you were dead you know those Melendez brothers I might get out of jail in the next couple months well they should I think so. I think 30 years. Yeah. It's been enough time. I have an unbelievable tale to spin on another podcast show about somebody who I think should be jailed. It was a talk about driver that we'll get into it.

OK, I'm excited. All right, so I want to talk about, was it Sheffy returning and Kerry checks in with him? and Kerry takes chef Nick on the side about plating gate and Maybe he's taking his side because they're both so old, you know, yeah Fuck you see rats Whoever said that 40 is not old old Patty Used to think 30 was old and then Patty turned 31 and I said 40 is old and then I'm pretty sure that's when I yeah Said 40 is not old and now

60 here we come right hopefully by then we'll have technology for me to buy a new face You know so I can be 20 again. Yeah, but not like you know those leathernecks from the Real Housewives I'm gonna get a real new face. No. No you don't you are you speaking of waddles? I'm just talking about you know you're talking about the texture of the skin they They get a lot of face jobs and it just looks weird you know. Right right right. Would you get a new skeleton if you could? No I just need a new head. New head. My body's pretty good. You ever see like an 80 year old dude? Yeah. It's things that are exposed to the Sun for 80 years that look old. Oh yeah I constantly wonder how the Sun gets to the bones like that. No no no you see an

80 year old Oh looked after himself. His body looks like he's a 35 year old. Oh, well hardly but you get what I mean when they yeah when they Kind of umbrella handle down towards where they're going. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I watched an old person walk today I mean, it's one of the saddest things. Oh, they were limping. Yeah in the developed world I think top two saddest things of very fat people eating something healthy by themselves and old people Walking yeah, I mean, I'm not talking about just any old person. I'm talking about something somebody who's bent. Yeah Hey anybody want to know what's a sex sex is it sex in the beach or sex on the beach?

On. On, okay. I used to like this when I was 22. Classy cocktail to offer, just for our listeners. Vodka, OJ cranberry juice, and if you're a classy bitch, peach schnapps. It's pretty tasty. I don't think anyone has ever said

if you're a classy bitch, then peach schnapps. Right. Right, because peach snops is Uh, I mean that's a liquor for trash Yeah, that's right. Yeah okay, so um frazier and Carrie have a little bit of a Chat because frazier and Paris gas each other up like mean girls I mean, it's just unbelievable and Carrie Kerry does this thing where he's, he's

a shamanic bald man, okay? He's an all knowing drill instructor and Frasier has failed an Intel test. Right. Okay. So this is when they're having lunch with each other and then Kerry tries to get out of Frasier. What took place? He knows. He knows. He knows. God, I love this guy. He's almost too good to be on the show.

He's almost too good. He's almost too good. I mean, listen, we love Captain Carrie, but Lee was a never-ending well of goofs for us. Yes. Carrie is not that. He's almost too good. It's a nice change of pace, though. I was getting tired of Captain Lee. Now I get to make fun of him talking

about the breakup between Dorit and PK. It's really nice to hear his take on that. Yeah. Yeah. No, he has really... I'm with my assistant, Sam. Why is he whistling? Yeah, well then also... I'm doing a pot. It's crazy how like, how fervent his opinions are. Oh yeah, well thought out too. Like he gets real like he's pissed that Candice is not coming back. Oh, he was really upset. I mean he's pissing. He thinks that Jack's has been treating Britney. I mean I was just Brittany. I wouldn't stand for it. You know, I mean it's like why are you talking about this stuff? I got to see his ratings, how many people ask. Okay, so we get to dinner.

Oh yeah. It's a beautiful dinner, cured wahoo up first in ceviche form, up next is a purple yam mash with a lovely puss on top. And this is when Paris walks in and demands a drizzle. I mean, this is where you have to ask, is this intentional or is this in need of SSRIs? Now I don't want to joke about that,

but there seems to be this powerful thing that Fraser can do. I watched this John Mulaney thing where he had his hypnotist on. His hypnotist had two sessions with him. He'd been smoking since he was 19 years old. In the second session, of which he remembers nothing, something happened and he has never

had the urge to smoke ever again. And the Hypnotist said that the way that he works is to attack and speak to, commune with, the subconscious mind. Now in the subconscious mind is the break, right? So you have to relate the subconscious mind to the actual danger of it because your conscious mind is like, this is going to kill me, but your subconscious mind is like, give me another cigarette. Right? So what Frazier seems to be able to do is to plant

seeds of control in the subconscious mind of Sea Rats. He might be some type of X-Men, some type of gay X-Men, and it wasn't taking on Barbie, which is why he fucking hated her so much. It's actually, it's a tactic as old as time. Can I ask you a question? Was that too long and roundabout? Absolutely not.

Okay. I will say this. My mom went under a hypnotist to quit smoking. The problem was her withdrawals because she was so addicted to it. Even her subconscious mind couldn't fight off her leg shaking and was having a heart attack. Yeah. Yeah, just smoke Mm-hmm someone this is 1993 someone paid her a thousand dollars to stop smoking for a year and they test her in a workplace Once a month that is an experiment. Yeah, and she did it for a thousand dollars after they handed the check after She began smoking it right right right? Yeah, I know my mother had the same problem. She said the hypnotist

said that she wasn't a good candidate for this. Um, but yeah, no smoking is a bitch. Definitely don't smoke kids. Don't even start. Don't even start. Uh, can I just zen though? Can I should absolutely zen. Can I get to Dylan here in his cabin and he has a he's manifest wrapping. Sure. Right you manifest things typically you just cut out pictures from a magazine and you glue them to a little board. No I everybody knows what manifest wrapping is. Oh they do. Yeah people do it all the time. Okay so I have the transcript of the rap here. He just slays yeah and these things will come to fruition. He says, My name is

Dylan and I'm a former fatty. When I ate cookies for dinner, that's when women were caddy. Now I'm a model and a handsome man. Hopefully that bond blonde will let me plow her. Okay. Yeah, no, I felt it was very rhythmic. And I, I, I don't need you to continue but the end of the the affirmation rap was really cool it kind of like tied the entire story together about you know it was like it was about how his dick was actually not little it was actually quite big and you know reality television is devoid of

storytelling most often. And that's what we got from Dylan tonight. I'm actually quite grateful for it. I'm gonna give it two pots. I feel like I know him a lot better. Yep. Yeah. All right, so we head to.

Sunny calls her friend. She gives her the rundown on Ben. Sunny appreciates her new clarity in their friendship. Sorry to be a dumb old male pig, but you're lying to yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or to be a dumb old male pig, but you're lying to yourself. Or perhaps this is a newer, younger, more evolved woman in today's society. Or it's just Patty being right again. Yeah. Listen, who knows? Who knows? Paris and Nick feud again. She goes that can needs a little more gas.

She was correct about that because, you know, the last foam looked like humers, you know, something that spills out of an old wound. But Carrie hits the sheets after a lovely dinner, ending with some kind of brioche. The daughters head up to hang out with Dynamite Dylan for a little truth or dare. Dynamite Dylan. I like that.

Alliteration. He gets the, he gets Dare, he chooses Dare and goes and does a bit of a flash dance, throwing water all over his hot tanned torso. And Sarah and the gals like it. But he decides to take the professional route and ask for their DMs so that he can text them while they're on the boat next morning. Smart move. Smart move.

He's depressed about it, but smart move. Anything else? Let's see next morning. That's it for us. We'll see you next week. No, but smart move. Anything else? Let's see next morning. That's it for us, we'll see you next week. Oh yeah, no, no, no. Captain Carey tells Nick he did a great fucking job, which he did. Then next morning, Nick shares with Dylan that Paris is a pain in the ass. Sure.

Dylan gets in those DMs. We have a breakfast special. I forgot what it was. Yeah, crepes and wraps. Paris comes once again. Micro-managing the crepes in the galley. What are you doing telling the chef what kind of oil he should be using to, I mean, it's just, my wife does this to me. So we'll be having a bad day and all couples have a bad day where you're getting on each other's nerves. My wife, other than not like me, when I know I'm getting on my wife's nerves, I'm like, I walk on eggshells,

not her double triples down. She's like, you know what know what I'm gonna do the most annoying thing I can to him right now and that's what my wife does to me right right right she's like Paris you okay yeah I'm all right yeah so docking we get the Transformers 15 music you know mm-hmm like Dark Moon Phoenix and we movies suck. And we docked successfully. One day, you know, I used to love them. The docking or Transformers? No, never the docking. Transformers.

Which one do you like? They're all horrible. You know I know the guy that wrote those? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great story. I love that story about that guy. He's a drunk. can't work in this town The guy got told to shut up he was the best man at a wedding and he got drunk in the middle of the dance floor and the

Recall the fun the groom's dad told him to cool it the guy who wrote Transformers Like god, I hope there was no agents there. Yeah. No, I mean guys a drunk It's gonna write the next spider-man. Yeah, I know it's crazy Yeah, a couple things I mean, you know the industry doesn't Romance alcoholism the way that it used to no not at all used to be cool. Yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, think about the publishing industry in old Ernest. I mean, he would just disappear to Europe and just get catatonically drunk.

And it was cool. But no, alcoholism is very serious and that's all a legend. No, not at all. It's absolutely 100% true and I don't care. I'm never going to go anywhere in this business. What do I care? Okay. Uh, all right. So we get to the one day charter guests departing and we get to the tip 25 K for one day. Uh, you hear that? Jill's Aaron, you hear that? Yeah. Jill's Aaron. So that's almost it's, uh,925 each. I rounded up a little bit there.

Right. Right. Now I just want to give you a quick hit here. Barbie plans on going shopping and Barbie lets us know if her dad ever cuts her off, she can just sell some of those nice clothes off. As you're at the top of the show, you are cut off. Your dad's being cleaned off the side of the sidewalk with a spatula right now, Barbie. Well, I mean, I don't want to be crass, but that's probably the best way for her to never be cut off, right? Because if the controlling man still lives, anything that you can do, he can kind of dangle the carrot in front of your face and say, don't do that,

behave like I want you to, and you'll keep getting the money. But if he's splattered on a sidewalk, anyways, I don't want to keep going. But it is a pretty lockdown way to keep that cash flow in So Paris heads up to see Carrie and Carrie roots out What's going on it's been cut and dry Dylan it's three stripes first one stripe yeah a Fraser Says like a great boss, you know, like don't go get fired on me, which is like don't do that to her

She's about to go talk to Carrie. What the fuck but Paris spills the beans which needed to be spilled says that Nick didn't want a plate and What Carrie is doing right now is He okay, so What happened here is that Frazier planted the seed in the subconscious mind, right? So he's turned Paris into his pit bull against Nick why they he needs to feud with him at all be it through a proxy or Just himself. I'm not really sure but Carrie is seeing all of this taking place

He's probably been watching this kind of bullshit take place for his entire career as a manager or supervisor. Here's a little secret to any of you who want to get your coworker fired. Go to the supervisor, even if it's not true, make some shit up, plant a seed about that person you hate, do it two times in a single week and get someone else to do it. You will have planted the seed.

This is horrible. This is horrible. I don't want you to do this. I'm just saying, this is how. Well, it sounds like a bad plan. It sounds like it could backfire very easily. Quite possibly could. You're playing with fire.

However, if three people come, or two people come, and it's mentioned three times, you plant the seed in the supervisor, the one time that that person that you're trying to get fired or fuck with does something, all those things will be accumulated in that supervisor. Right.

You will all be cobbled into one thing. Right. And that person will quite possibly get fired. And or the supervisor could go directly to the person, rat you out, and now you've got a whole kettle of fish that you've got to deal with. But when you're trying to scale the corporate ladder in the small claims insurance world, these are the risks you have to take. And don't make friends with a little guy.

No. Bob the little guy. I changed his name, but he tried getting me fired. Bob the gay dwarf. That's right. Yeah, he told my supervisor I wasn't doing anything. Right. You know, you learn your lessons from the people that hurt you.

Right? I mean, you learn hard lessons from the people that hurt you. And Bob the mean you learn hard lessons from the people that hurt you and Bob the gator hurt you because you thought that you were friends. Well, no he said a Patty I've always found you attracted and I said I wouldn't allow you to have sex with my body Even if I was dead Bob, he goes to a Tupperware party the next day tells everybody planting those seeds Planting those seeds planting those seeds. Yeah, Pat doesn't do anything in his cubicle all day, right? I get called in the office on Monday my only crime. I refused to have sex with a little person when I'm dead Well, and also you did no work. That's true

But but he didn't he didn't have to say that he's out to say that I carry Calls Nick and Fraser up for chat. He said, you know It's time for these two to come to terms face to face. This is where I was thinking that Fraser is in trouble because I don't think Kerry is really liking the person he sees right now. I think he's, he's kind of seeing that Fraser has been doing some things that are a little insidious. And honestly, like we love phrase. I, you know, we had a great time talking to him, but you know, as the you know, we had a great time talking to him, but

you know, as the seasons go, we can't chalk this up to insecurities or, you know, novelty on the position. Well, I want to say this about him. And this is not just because I like him a lot. First season, he got walked all over, especially by Captain Sandy for, remember she was there for part of that season. Yeah. And also by Millie Alyssia. That's right second season What over? Sating in a very bad way. I've been there as a supervisor and a manager. I've done stupid things that I regret Now in his third season, I don't think it's any secret. He just wrapped filming there his whatever season it is now Yeah, so hopefully he fares better Can I tell you we have to

get to a preference sheet meeting and not only am I not going to add the music, I don't even want to yell it. Okay, because we need to talk about the preference sheet meetings. There was nothing there. These preference sheet meetings, what we don't need is to see high definition shots of people washing forks. Where that money can be spent. I think is in the preference sheet meeting and production always incorporates our criticisms and technical complaints with the show. I really do think that the preference sheet is a canvas that's not being utilized. No. When we hear what we're planning on doing,

let's get some visuals in there to break this monotony up. Maybe let's, next time on, with future footage. Maybe let's do something to make them a little bit more dynamic. Can I tell you how this would help as well? I'd like to know a little bit more about the charter guests through the preference sheet meeting. Right. As opposed to that poorly printed out photo of them, why not do a little like a little vignette of like this is who they are. Yeah. Maybe

even them like some shots of them at work or pictures or whatnot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or, or yeah, I love that. we could also change the kind of questions, right? We're more going after a character study here, you know, if you were to kill somebody, how would you do it? Those kinds of questions. Let's really read off what kind of psychos were getting aboard this vessel. I like it It's just lots of improvements that can be made on Saturday They ran a below deck marathon and they were playing Kate Chastain's first season, which was the second season of below deck, phenomenal. They still had charter guests, these are guests

that don't show up anymore, they would come on the boat for, they were very, very successful people. And they were crazy, like one person has a piece of plastic in their food and they flip the fuck out and it turns out it was when they opened a plastic water bottle, a piece of their own water bottle fell into the plate chef Ben comes out and busts their balls a little bit it's great TV oh man yeah we need to bump up the caliber of charter guests you can't know they won't come on the show anymore that's why you got to basically make these charters

five grand each yeah I mean we're gonna get to Floribama shore at some point I mean we've got to go there we've just got to go where there if we're going to have low rent people come aboard the vessel make them make sure they're trash I mean full-blown think you don't think we've gotten that this no, I mean the entertaining kind of trash. Okay Nice Yelp elites is not you know, the kind of entertainment we're looking for but anyways so um the Sea Rats have to pick up a 12 tomorrow so naturally let's go out and get fucked up Kyle's in a kilt the only thing weirder than Kyle's kilt is Nick in an Oxford in a black tie right I agree with that yeah I do you remember when Axl Rose used to address like a busboy? It's like. It's this, you know, it's your best year of getting, uh, getting sex, which for him was 2001. That was maybe a look back then. Guys always keep the same style and haircut

that was their best year of pulling ass. Of course. So you take that right into your fifties. Yeah. So, um, but do you remember when Axl Rose from Guns N' Roses used to wear a kilt on stage? No, I don't really remember anything about Axl Rose. You don't, well- You know, somebody said to me the other night, we just saw Slash get in the car. Who cares? I mean,

let's talk about the weather, why don't we? I mean, I said, was he wearing a top hat? Of course. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, in a leather pants. Same look for 40 years. He never ages It's actually diabolical his pajamas are leather Okay, so yeah, they go bowling who would have thought Barbies embarrassed by Kyle flashing his dick

Yeah, that's only gonna go over on like a very very drunk wine had gargoyle that will like laugh laugh that up Yeah, I like seeing a guy whip out his little Yeah, yeah, I mean you you got to find somebody super horny Yeah, I don't even know if that would turn a little lady on I don't I don't know It might turn a bar boy along She got me really drunk Oh my god, she's playing pool again. Back to the boat yeah or does anything happen there? She just gets pissed. Kyle does something smart here

though. He stops showing his dick to everybody and he just panders and then I think she tells him she loves him. Yeah. She came on here and lied to us on this podcast. About what what I said, you hook up with him. She said no, no, I don't. She did. We'll have to go back to the tape. I'm not. We're not going to do that. No, no, I have too much time. Yeah, I mean I don't have enough time. Yeah, yeah, so we're wrapping the episode here up. I can't stop thinking about bargoyles, bargoyle. What is it?

But what is a bargoyle is a really run down broken drunk woman that hangs out at bars and usually is playing like if they have some poker, online poker. And for anybody, we're equal opportunity offenders. We talk about sad drunk guys at bars, not in glowing terms at all. But right now we're talking about a bargoyle. And that's a woman who is blacked out leaning against a pinball machine and smoking inside. Now she's playing a poker like those five buttons at the bar, you know, some savvy savvy entrepreneur put the gambling there, you know, and

yeah, she leans over and she's like, I figured out how to beat it. Yeah, well, she's looking around the bar with her head on it swivel, like trying to see if there's any young guys You know, they might get so wasted right they'll forget They're having sex with a bar go right right right, but barg oils are fucking cool to me Oh, yeah, you can make some small talk with them. Yeah, absolutely Get you too drunk I mean listen everybody needs love And quite honestly, you know,

I was talking to a friend I do, I do a lot of things for a good story. Yeah. Day after just parading around lucid, sober sunlight after a night with a bar after a night with a bar. Well, yeah, but you're in her sad little studio apartment, you know, cause she got, uh, you know, she got kicked out of her other apartment. Hey, Hey, is that cat okay? Right. And the cat's flat. It's been dead. She just hasn't gotten around. And listen, listen, uh, maybe help her throw it out. Maybe, maybe throw it out. Um, and then,

you know, we'll spray something or light something and then, you know, let's go to farmer's market. Let's go to the park. Let's, you know, let's just have a day. The episodes are over. Get in the comments. Let us know what you thought about it. Leave five stars, kind words and join us to patreon.com for another. Nope. Let me do it now. patreon.com slash another podcast network. A lot of fun to be had over there. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat say goodbye. Later dudes! Love