Another Below Deck Podcast - The Daywalker | Below Deck S11 E2

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

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I'm not looking up any case of the guest depart. Oh, my God. Hello. Yeah, Kerry socks. OK, who is it? I think that was Lee. So sad. Yeah.

Bravo. Get him some more work, please. And I've told you so many times before two things. I've told you one. You have to put your phone on you to put your phone on to not disturb you got to put your phone on do not disturb but also your ring tone can't be a dial tone right it's so confusing.

Welcome aboard. Brand spanking you episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one Patrick Hickey permission to come aboard. Granted. How are you doing? Great. How are you? I'm doing great. Listen, we have a lot of stuff to get into. There's a seer at mutiny a foot.

There is. Oh my gosh. There's so much to get into this episode. Like I felt like I was watching a movie. Yeah. I was watching a movie. I was watching a movie. there's a seer at mutiny of foot there is oh my gosh, there's so much to get into this episode like I felt like I was watching a movie. Yeah, we'll talk a lot about Wesley Snipes tonight, just with the correlation of the day walker vampires with specific powers that make them better than other vampires. Well, I mean, we're going to be talking about a lot of stuff, but before we get

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is Love is blind and Netflix is dropping Their new season of love is blind on Valentine's Day. Yeah, and for those who don't know what Love is Blind is, look it up. Yeah, Wikipedia has a pretty good description of it. But this is a description of it. Mentally ill people go into pods. There is a kind of transparent gas that is pumped in to make them make insane decisions about lifelong

commitments with one another and lifelong commitments is in air quotes. Right. Yeah. Usually it's about two weeks after the show finishes taping, but you know, they still got married. Yeah. So anyway, we're going to be covering that first three episodes drop on Valentine's Day. We'll get the episodes out on this feed.

And you can check out our coverage of that. We'll probably be doing it with Ruby, Rand Papaya, Dog Girl. And then the week after that, when Netflix does another drop of episodes, those will be for us recapping them behind Paywall at patreon.com slash another podcast network. Yeah, and people say that our best work

is the pot making your throat worse? No, no, no. I'm totally fine Um, it's you know what? Dill people love us recapping flavor of love seasons and love is blind. Yeah, that's true That's true, but listen, there's only two and a half seasons of flavor of love. So we can't do that again, right? Until you think they'll do another one. I think so. Never say never. I mean, Flav, if Flav needs some money, they would just, you know, jump start that up again. Yeah, yeah. But what with the way the culture is going, he probably couldn't call women whores the way that he did. No, no, no. And he really made a lot of light out of that girl that shit on his floor too. Oh, and a lot of light out of that. He couldn't

get over it. Flav or Flav was one devastated by the feces that was plopped onto his floor by human being a contestant of the show that they her name was something her name was has a named her name was something that was her flay of name, but and you can listen all this patron our cops, such as the podcast that work, but really quickly. not only was he kind of devastated by something's accident. He was also devastated by one of the ladies had been in pornography. She had been in pornographic film. So what Flav did after being

confronted about this by some of the other women who were themselves in porn, he went to, I believe believe Fedex Kinkos and printed out a money shot of her and held it up in front of all the other women. And he said, is this year? Hey, before we get into below decks, sorry, Dale, I thought about this, you know, when we do that coverage, we try and talk to some people that were on the show and I reached out to something and I through Instagram, you know, I messaged her and I was like, Hey, you know, you want to come on the show and I reached out to something and I, uh, through Instagram, you know, I messaged her and I was like, Hey, you know, you want to come on the show and, you know, we love your season.

What not? And I was thinking, boy, what? Hey, what a legacy. You know, 15 years ago, she shit on someone's floor on reality TV. And now 15 years later, someone wants to talk to you about it. Well, I mean, Patrick, she's so much more than that. later, someone wants to talk to you about it. Well, I mean Patrick, she's so much more than that. I want to talk about below deck. Yeah. Okay. So, you know, it's in this quest of trying to not be forgotten because that's really everybody's biggest.

Oh, yes. That's why you, you know, you did a pretty good job. You got a statue. Yeah, yeah, it did a good job where you died tragically in a plane accident, you know, um, sorry. What I'm trying to say is people are scared of death, but they're really scared of being forgotten. You know, generations after us, generations after us, we are literally wiped from this planet in memory and in energy, and what something is doing right now is not being concerned with the fear of being forgotten because once you are freed from that, once you are freed from this notion of all I'm going to be remembered for a shitty on the ground in flavor Flav's house, then you can live.

Okay, imagine that statue like kids are always asking like, I think they screwed up when they made this. There's like a little thing, a cement on the bottom of that woman's foot. It's bronze. It's bronze and mother, because she's old enough. It was in her generation. She's like, no, no, that's meant to be there. So, um, you know what? She actually, she's like no, no, that's meant to be there. So you know what she actually she goes? Well, isn't that something she doesn't tell the children because that's too much for them. So tonight was just a crazy episode. Huh? Yeah, I mean it was actually quite a fun episode. Can I go ahead and not it out? Ben is a bitch. Let's be careful because

we're in episode two and those big pearly whites and those massive nipples are flaking a little bit too much. Okay, love the mutiny, but we have to be careful with two young women hating each other this much, this early. It can only go star implosion from here. Let's just hope everybody survives. Captain Kerry is carrying all over the place. I am actually quite good with Captain Kerry. He's got a shout-up about those goddamn mangroves, though.

He's mentioned it like three times. Oh, the mangroves over there. It's like, hey, dude, quit selling this like they're going to fucking Jurassic Park. Okay, they're not dinosaurs. No, there's no John Williams score. There are weeds. Yeah, there's no John Williams score in mangroves.

What there is, is a lot of kind of amphibious, violent animal life. And so there's not a ton magical about that. Another thing that carries gotta stop is I can't do the, I gave up the profession of the sea to go back to paint houses and now I'm back out. I can't, we can't have another episode of that. Right. Um, and chef Anthony may have redeemed himself this episode who knows 80 pots gosh, there's really nothing for me to say because he said everything I wanted to say Ben you're a bitch

So cat and Barbie going at it and then he just there's no reason for him And I love how Frazier is handling all this like hey stay out of my department. You gossipy little bitch Okay, yeah, and so I appreciate that. I love what Frasier is doing. I mean, the walls are caving in on him despite his best efforts though, to kind of keep some kind of sense of control on this boat. Always happens.

Yeah, let's see any other notes on this. The guests are pretty irritating. I was happy they were eating the food because I was sick of them talking about gargling balls. I'm just they were happy eating the food because I'm sick of them talking about gargling balls. I'm just really tired of that. So hey, you know, balls, testicles, yeah, hairy beanbags, they really serve no purpose in visually. And actually, I don't even think they're really needed with the body. They're like the appendix. I think evolution is kind of, do we need balls anymore? Yeah, their, their stores have come,

but it would be better if they were internal. It's one of those things where I think Jesus said when he was making his price said, we want to balance it out a little bit because men are so good. So their balls have to be on the outside, but no seriously though, talking to the universal God, like why can't we have them inside? Because it's one of our, it's our main vulnerability. So let's just try to get better, right? Can we all just try to get better? But I would say that they're even worse than not serving a purpose. Like, you know, if you look at something and you go, oh, well that doesn't serve a purpose here,

but it's not an assaulting kind of vision, right? Balls aren't wisdom teeth. They're not needed either. Yeah, but they're much more melty than wisdom teeth. Wisdom teeth are just teeth and balls are disgusting. Let's talk about the show. 50 pots. Okay, so we pick up where we last left off, which is how time works and we last left off with a four hour two course dinner. It's cool

that we're seeing HD shots of Anthony sweating through failure, but it's not okay to pretend like this isn't among the worst things that a chef has ever done on this for. Okay, so it's a 50 minute window between the second course and what will be the third and it was an hour and 20 minute window between the appetizer and the first course and it was a 45 minute delayed dinner. So again, I'll say you can hit me with the HD shots. Don't gaslight me. Right. Okay. This is absolute criminality. Well, he has quite the excuse Dylan. Uh, he's from France and in France, people nibble on their food. And in some occasions,

people in France could nibble on a small piece of steak for an hour. Well, I got news for you, chef Anthony. We ain't in France, kid. And also how would you like it if the next chef's Irish? And then we walk in there and we're like, Hey, why are you drinking a glass of Guinness at three in the afternoon? Well, or another, hey, why are you drinking a glass of Guinness at three in the afternoon while driving a school bus? I'm Irish in Ireland. We drink Guinness at three PM. I couldn't be more relieved by what you just did because I was supremely confident that you were going to go.

Hey, what are you doing? Fixing a crude explosive to the bottom of this boat? So anyways, we waited 17 hours for the final course, which is a lie. He brings out a sous vide fillet, cuts it into a square shape and calls it a tomahawk. Okay, I have to ask you this. You're the chef expert here. How did this take an hour to get this on the plate? Oh, it's absolutely insane.

Like, so you sous vide stakes, those are done when we get going, right? So those are finished. All he has to do is sear him off. So major, major error there, but also why traffic and deceit? Why not call them? The lays I don't understand. I mean, we saw them portioned out during the sear. We saw the truth of the matter in the seer. There you go. So next up is going to be poached pear and red wine reduction and these people, it has to be said they're the sweetest. If they didn't smut all over the place, they would be complete saltines, but they're just the most patient, lovely people.

There are a lot of mean wiles this episode. So if I'm ever railroading, just please stop. But there's just a lot of boat stuff getting done this episode. Well, can I say one thing? Chef Anthony comes out and he claims to be making love on a plate. Yeah.

I was like, don't tell Rebecca that. She'll try and gargle your balls. Yeah. Yeah. She'll, she'll go like, Oh my God, are y'all coming like me? It's like Rebecca. Holy Christ. So the dinner was going on while the dinner was going on. The Boas and Jared is continuing to fuck up everywhere. Barbie is one of those people who talks rude. Yeah. So, um, you know, you see this a lot in the tri-state area. You see it a lot in Santa Monica. There are people everywhere that are just like, oh, I'm just like no nonsense. Yeah, I'm

concise. No, you fucking wrote. No, no, no, you're extremely rude and you have a negative energy signature to you. But a cat is the kind of target of a lot of this because she seems to be fucking up left. Well, she got all her restaurant service experience from Denny's. See how she cleared that table with those goddamn plates? No. Yeah. What, what was that? Because the people at Denny's, they take their forearm and they just slide everything onto the floor and it breaks and then there's somebody who comes and sweeps it all up. But how I missed this. How did she clear it? Did she do that? She stacked the plates on top of one another and Fraser thought that was classless. Oh, it is classless. You

never do that. Okay. so dinner is over and it's time to head to the jacuzzi for two of our charter guests. Yeah, they slam into one another. I don't know if we've discussed water, coitus or what some call water fucking on the show, but extremely overrated, you know, extremely unnecessary. I did it once and then after we were finished, I'm sitting in the jacuzzi and my peepee started to burn because the chlorine got inside. Sure. Yeah. Ah, the urethra is a protective,

but fragile defense and things can get past it. But yeah, no, it does something to the natural kind of erotic lubrication of both sexes. It's it's wedding and drying at the same time. It's it's clumsy. You know, we are creatures of this ground, right? We're not meant to be swimming and swimming around each other while we're in a jacuzzi. Listen, I don't want to be a prude or anything, but it's time to talk about microdose. If you are stressed out, or if you want sex to be better, use microdose. Also, if you're throwing a party and your guests really annoy you, like I did this weekend at the Super Bowl, for the Super Bowl, we'll talk about it on another podcast show.

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So this still is actually where we have, oh, it's worth mentioning Kyle. Let's us know he'd let Barbie sit on his face, even though she's a rich, spoiled bitch. Well, he, she says that she's not going to hook up with him either. We'll see, you know, we'll see if that. Talk to Kyle this week. He's a nice guy. Oh, did you really? Yeah. That's great. Well, Kyle's very confident in, and I don't mean to be like pervy or anything, but I think that the reason why they're showing that is because the Seerats are going to slam into one another later in the season. They're trying to set her up for failure. She's a Seerat. She is the pawn of the

producers. Now listen, Kyle is very confident that he will be able to get with Barbie at some point this charter season because he is immensely talented in the bedroom and says, and I quote, I gave a girl a seizure. Yeah. Hey, Dale, can I get us through some meanwhile in the morning? But Patrick, let's think of the Dr. Manhattan kind of power that is. I mean, have you ever given a woman a seizure? No, I haven't. I'd love to though. I would make out with her and she's like she just faints or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could you? How cool would that be? Like you're performing kind of Lingus and somebody and then they just

start seizing and foaming at the mouth and you're like man am I get bit by a dog earlier? No, no, no, no, and you go, you go, oh my God, am I good at this? And then you give yourself a high five. You okay down there? No, I mean, it's incredibly dangerous. It's like what Uncle Ben said. So you are talking?

Oh yeah, yeah, meanwhiles. All right, so this is in the morning. We got a lot of meanwhiles here. Here we go. Next day. Next morning, yeah, yeah. Sonny and Ben flirt. is in the morning. We got a lot of meanwhile's here. Here we go. Next day. Next morning, yeah, yeah. Sonny and Ben Flirt, I think that's flirting. I can't tell yet.

Talking about french fries. Table scape looks great. Captain Kerry does his walkthrough. I think now this is going to be a thing that he does. And our anti-social vampire admits she doesn't want to talk to people and she doesn't like to go outside. And I had a thought about Vampira.

Yep. Imagine being her vampire partner, right? And you're bringing her all the blood cause she's too antisocial. And, okay, and really quickly, we know about your misconception, okay? We know you're in your car, you're on the stair mattress right now and

you're going, vampires don't have partners. And what we're here to tell you, interview with a vampire, we're here to tell you that they absolutely do. You cannot fall in love with a human that will die in a century when you are an eternal blood beast. Go ahead. So yeah, yeah. So I'm, I'm vampire is like friend, you know? And I'm like, hey, I've been bringing you blood for 200 years, okay? I killed a lot of people. Technically I'm killing two people a day, you know,

one for me, one for you. It's time you work on yourself with a therapist, okay? I'm getting old. I'm like 300 years old at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And those are the kind of, I love Lucy kind of disputes that you have with domestic couplings, vampires, just kind of everyday stuff. Or you're like this, you're like, oh, really, you're going to talk to me like

that. You know what? Guess who's not getting any blood tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You but something that he would never say. And his name is Josh. Something that he would never say is I his name is Josh, something that he would never say is, I'm going to push you outside, because he loves vampire too much, and that is a death sentence. Now, Vampire knows that the sun is very dangerous, but we learned something with the early Marvel franchise with Wesley Snipes, that those that can walk in the day are referred to as day walkers. They're essentially gods to vampires. What a creative name. I know.

And, and sometimes it takes a lot of creativity to accept the simplest outcome. Right. Right. That's exactly what vampires have done. So she'll be in danger all day, but she, hey, if I believe in anybody, it's Zandy slash Vampira. More meanwhile. Yeah. A birthday girl gets a mimosa, Jared briefs Carrie

and Carrie tells Fraser the best coyote spots. And don't forget those backpacks with all the booze in them. Don't forget those crucial, crucial point there. So we head out for that little excursion. You guys going to the mangroves? It's like God's country in there in that they were like electric eels with human teeth. There sounds like a fucking dolly painting. It's horrible.

And also their weeds. Who gives a shit about mangroves? I like Harry, but hey, let me do a meanwhile. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Gats eat their breakfast while poor Kyle is reduced to the second worst job in the world. And you think I'm gonna say Ellen DeGeneres is personal assistant?

No, he's a jizz mopper. Jizz mopper! Yeah. And that is the second worst job. Being Ellen's personal assistant. And I'll not apologize for the cough. It's a normal thing that happens. It's a normal thing that happens. Okay, so the backpack is left behind with the refreshments and as far as Captain

Kerry is concerned, it's Vampire's fault. Now Frazier is confronted by Kerry and the blame game commences. Yeah. All right. So where are we here? Okay. Oh, let me break down the game film because it's kind of confusing. Oh, by the way, new exciting development in my life. I'm watching Traders. You are watching. Yeah. Okay. We got to talk about it. You like it. Patrick, I need to get on that show. All right. I think you have to be more famous. Oh, yeah. Get you on the other show. A long way to go. But I think let gotta be more famous. Oh yeah. Get you on the other show. I've been a long way to go, but I think, let's talk about a Patreon,

or maybe I'll just spill the beans here, but a lot of thoughts on the traders, because you have a lot of thoughts on the traders. I watched, I did it because a friend of the show, Kate was on, I watched like half the season, then I got busy, I think we had to do Love is Blind again or something. Oh wow, well it's a fantastic show,

and I apologize, go ahead. Oh okay, all right. So guests had out, the bags are left behind? And on land, they realize Carrie is quick to blame Vampira and Frazier. But who is really at fault here? Let me break down the game film for you. Carrie speaks with Frazier about it.

Frazier realizes Ben fucked up. That's his initial thought because he articulated it to Ben. And then Ben, he speaks with Ben and Ben tells Frazier he asked Jared to go make sure those bags could hold on because he got sent on break, right? Not his fault, right? And then when Ben speaks to Jared,

he claims he made sure those bags were on the tender. That's Jared lying there, or he's hearing voices from the walls, or he just took a massive bong load and he's high as fuck. So Jared and the dog from up are the same thing. The unfortunate thing about Jared is that the only way that they're not different is that Jared is in charge of a boat. Right. And that could be kind kind of it just dangerous. I mean, listen, you cannot be, you know, worried about squirrels running all over

the place. You can't be so high that you're seeing squirrels run all over the place. You know, it's so interior continues to have some friction cat and Barbie have a little chat and this is where we're just learning that Barbie does not suffer fools because Barbie is Anna Wintour kidding Barbie is a seer so Fraser gets to the beach it is covered in conch shells and needles and solo cups but Fraser is feeling okay because Kyle looks like a rugged farmer okay those Irish you know they're underrated as hotties. Oh, I think he's Scottish.

He's Scottish. Okay. No, the Scott, the Scots are disgusting. No, no, no, no. That does not apply to this rule. So Kerry is reveals a little bit about himself. This is the geography lesson. Yeah, so he tells Barbie that he is Asian. And that's erasure. That's erasure in some way. And we as a podcast can say patently that it's wrong, right? I know that we're doing chummy little jokes, but Carrie, miss me with the bullshit, right? I know that we're doing chummy little jokes, but, um,

Kerry missed me with the bullshit. Okay. You know what I mean? Well, he's watching Captain Hotpants on down under. He's thinking, let me get some of that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you need to take it easy. Okay. Barbie and Kat both feel as though the other is Regina George in this moment. And the aggressive passive aggressiveness is at a fucking 11. Big time and not only that. At the same time, Jared, I'm sorry, Frazier and Ben both agree that Jared's a fucking moron. Yeah,

this spool of yarn is unwinding quickly. We normally don't get these developments of resentments growing to like episode four or five. I mean, we're right in the thick of it in its episode two. Yeah, that's what I'm a little concerned about. But listen, we'll see. I mean, maybe it's the season of multiple implosions. You know, I wouldn't be upset if this boat had an even more ferocious turnover. You know, let's put this boat had a even more ferocious turnover. You know, let's put Simon Cowell in the captain's seat and let's just get rid of people, you know, over and over again.

So Cat hits the beach, rats. That's right. Yeah, she tells Fraige. Barbie is not speaking to me correctly and she's Regina George and then lunch is served. We've got Caribbean chicken wraps, Cuban sandwiches and an arugula salad. This is Mendocino. Perfect. Now, Zandy is being slowly killed by the sun as we know and Barbie is getting ready for me on me night. Brian, friend of the primary has been drinking a little bit too much.

And you know how the sun gets to you when you're drinking, you know, I mean, that's a headache in a bottle. And so he face plants into the beach. And that is when we get to a little Seurat history. Now people are very fired up about this Miami night. None more so than Barbie, but Anthony's fired up too because his first restaurant was called La Palama. So he is going to knock this out of the park. In his words, it's going to be caliente. Now, we're going to get there, but first we have to talk about Ben.

We're going to get there, but first we have to talk about Ben. Pat? Okay. This is a crazy Sea Rat behavior that we have here. He's a gossipy little bitch. He lets Barbie know that Kat was talking shit about her. And you know, much like Game of Roses, who's that weirdo that hosts that show? Do you mean our friend and colleague in Pierre? Yes.

Not sure. Oh, okay. He's got a weird name like Garth or something. Anyway, GamerRoses for the Bachelor world, they have all these words. You know, I have the Sea Rat sad scale. Look, I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little jealous about their success,

but, and I'm starting to steal things from them, we have to have more names for things of these behaviors or the actions that Sea Rats do. So what do you think about this? As far as being a gossipy bitch when one of these Sea Rats crosses the line. Oh, this is fun, this is an entry. All right, so what do you think?

We call it Sea Rating. Yeah, Sea Rating? Yeah, and what I said earlier, um, could not be more, uh, apt and present here. Sometimes the most creative thing you can do is find the simplicity in the outcome. All right. So I like that one too. But how about this one? Maybe it's a stretch. How about bow stabbing? Oh, wow. Bow stabbing. Okay. See, I would say a little too popsicle pun kind of forced. I would say that Seeratting is the leader in the clubhouse right now.

Okay, all right, we'll workshop it. Anyway, that's what he's doing. So lame. He's bow-stabbing. Well, in Seerat fashion, Barbie then goes to complain about this to Fraser. Yeah. And Fraser does something smart here. He realizes Ben is using Gossip as a device to get his sea lug slurped. And he tells him, Hey, could be in a gossipy little bitch. Yeah. Yeah.

We need a confrontation here. We need a confrontation because we need Fraser to recognize what's about to happen. And he does. And he says, Can you please not try to start a fucking mutiny? You know, this isn't, you know, Belarus man, this is a boat. Okay. So everyone is sunburned and we get to dinner. Venezuela chicken, a rapist, overstuffed and rope, and a beautiful flamingo cake. Now listen, this was on theme. It came out on time. The flavors were popping, and I'm going to go ahead and give it 82 pots.

What a comeback. What do you think it was all the fuck up about the first night? I don't think he's a real chef, and I think that he was... Yeah, just not being a real chef. Okay. No, I think that some of the provisions and the organization, always the first day is always very tough on chefs. With that being said, I will allot him no leash.

That is one of the most insane things I've ever seen a chef do, as I've said, time and time again. So, Vampira is listening to what is her kind of sound bath. It's a murder podcast. She's into the murders like old Patty. Yeah, some people have kind of raffy kind of things. Doust and Jade to get them to sleep. Vampira and Patty listened to bloodshed. So, Seerat dating history. It is all so sad. Well, Kyle's been single for six years and Jared was engaged. Uh, and, uh, I think it's way excited.

She hated how the house smelled like weed all the time. So she pretended to move to Italy. Yeah. Uh, I vaguely remember him saying something like that. And after that long winding, kind of boring tale, quite frankly, he says that he thought he found his person and the harp strings play and he says that person was a seerat. And so was he. So obviously with this being a tail as old as however,

long the show's been on, it didn't work out. We get to the next day. Next morning. Fucking double rainbow. Double fucking rainbow. That is, that is fascinating. That's just amazing when you see two. Hey, this is that point where you said in your thoughts and knots about Kerry talking about his, his home life. Yeah.

That's when he goes forward again. He tells us about his kids. And I don't know why, but I pictured them bald, you know? Yeah. Oh yeah. But they weren't, they had hair. How'd you sleep? Oh, I slept like a baby. You know, I always hear that and it reminds me of my children

and the time I went back to the mainland for 10 years so that I could be around them. Okay, don't do that. Don't do that. Very present daddies only filmed two separate TV shows this year. Yeah. Abroad.

Right. Hey Carrie, I like you. I'm just busting your balls. Yeah, yeah. So we have a little sheet swap. We have a little lobster Benny. We have Jared tying a knot correctly, which was pretty insane.

And then we get to the first docking. But before we do, Barbie and Cat have a really, really beautiful makeup session. Kind of. So it goes a little something like this. Sorry I come off as a bitch, me too. I understand where you're coming from.

And also quick update, if you talk to other people about me, I'll slit your fucking throat and it wasn't quite that like I'm misquoting her. There was a serious threat of violence. I'm pretty sure, but it just does not really make anything better. Wolf. It was it was going well until Kat said one more thing. And that's where it got ugly. I think that was, that was the meeting at the end. Okay. Okay. Barbie is the one that's like, I totally get, I'm so sorry. I come off as a bitch.

It's honestly just so much better to talk to me about this than other people. Right. Yeah. So, um, we get to the docking. Um, I'm getting, I'm getting no information on the stern. Right? Yeah. So we get to the docking. I'm getting no information on the stern. You guys need to speak. I'm getting no information on the stern.

You guys need to speak. We almost die. And we get a little liism here. I'm not sure if you caught this. Of course I did. He's a bees dick away from hitting that dock. And that obviously is clearly trying to say that they were very close to hitting the dock. Yeah. And that means they were close to hitting that doc. And that obviously is clearly trying to say that they were very close to hitting the doc.

Yeah. And that means they were close to hitting the doc. It's amazing that they probably, you know, you're sitting with Kerry and you're doing, you're doing a chemistry dinner, right? You're just trying to feel the guy out. And he says throughout the night, you know, odd kind of outback aphorisms and you go, I think that this is a bridge. I think that this can be something that ties us to the future and we've got it in this bald man here. And then after the dinner, he pays Bravo's on a tight ship and they hire him, you know, yeah. Yeah. What are you looking at? Nothing. I'm not looking up any case. So the guests depart. Oh my God.

Hello. Kerry socks. Okay. Who is it? I think that was Lee. So sad. Yeah, Bravo. Get him some more work please, and I've told you so many times before two things. I've told you one. You have to put your phone on. You have to put your phone on. Do not disturb. You got to put your phone on. Do not disturb, but also your

ring tone can't be a dial tone, right? It's so confusing. I know you love it, but a kid so the guest apart. These people are just the sweetest. They give them all gifts. Oh, that was sweet. I mean, I am watery. I'd emoji or one of my watery. I'm a moji. So, um, let's get to the first docking meeting.

Oh, Carrie is stern, but fair, stern, but fair. Um, Jared says that, uh, Carrie says that Jared is not quite in Carrie's mind yet, but he'll get there. Let's start with being in Jared's mind first. Let's get Jared in Jared's mind and then we can start talking about future improvements that need to happen yesterday. So the tip. Oh yeah. Good one. 25K. 25K. 1923. At least five grand was for the jizz mopping.

Captain Kerry is in Lee once again. He goes, I'm a dog with two towels. And so Barbie has asked what she's going to do with the money. She says, Louis bag, I will say this again. It's I'm not going to say it. Not going to say it. So we get to the final meeting of the minds. Frazier pulls Kat and Barbie together. Now Frazier is a quick learn, a porous young man,

and he's learned from the mistakes he made last season. There will not be any telephoning. I want to see the bloodshed in front of me. And that's exactly what happens. This is when cat, yeah, you're already dealing with a shrewd negotiator here in Barbie, so let's not try to get any kind of armor all on the tires for free, right? When we're in the barn or when we're over the line,

let's just call it. Let's call it. But she does not and that forces Frazier to say, I'll fire your asses. And you are going to hear us next week. We love you guys so much for listening to this show. Oh, what am I doing? I said that I would do reviews

last week this week. And so we're going to wrap with that. I got to find some reviews and we've got to read them because people write them. You know what I mean? People take their time to write things like dope vibes only five stars. If you have a sense of humor, you will enjoy the show. If you do not try harder. Now that is mean and that is biting, but I've got to say that I absolutely love it. Here's a great one from endless she's.

Look forward to it ever. Almost as much as the Below Deck episode itself, Dylan and Pat are super funny and I always have a similar take as them on what happened in the episode. I mean, listen, that's what we're here to do. We're here to be your kind of Luciferian voice when you're watching the show. Here's one, three stars. Oh, wow. What's the title? Change ad format. Oh, wow. You're going to ding us for that. We don't need to do that one. Listen, programatics or programatics here. Let's do this one. Oh no, it's a one star. What's it say?

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