Another Below Deck Podcast - The Definition of Accost | RHOBH S15 E8

Episode Date: February 9, 2026

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Her saying that she felt verbally accosted is like a boxer entering the ring. Thank you very much. I was about to say telling Joe Frazier to lighten up. Well, yeah, like a boxer entering the ring and the first time he gets hits, he's like, whoa. Whoa. Hi, hello, and welcome to that's bad. Great to be here. And Kalin is behind the ones and twos.

And Ruby is planning a wedding. Yeah. And everyone's invited. Just DM us and we'll give you the address date time. Yeah. I think it's at the same place that. Alexi's wedding is at? I'm so excited to talk about that dump.

No, I'm kidding. But it was funny with Mo being worried about the budget. Like, they would be worried about the budget anywhere, let alone this, like, fucking hills have eyes, fucking alpaca farm. There's pigs that they're, yeah. It was not dissimilar to Spawn Ranch, but just with like,

replaced the feral dogs and feral people with like new wave hippies and yoga gear and alpacas. Oh, and don't forget vinyl. that was pretty cool, dude. Yeah, sure was. Yeah, I like that, dude. Yeah, very specific. What a little nugget that Mo's taking DJ lessons.

I think next year we'll start seeing him at some festivals. I don't mean to be crass right out of the gate, but like to the elder men who are on the hedonic treadmill, is there no easier way to get pussy? Like, do you have to become a fucking DJ? Like, you're rich and handsome. Just go hold up a bar at Craigs. What is wrong? you go to craigs go on raya to be fair he is at crags every other thursday fucking djing it's like crazy anyways we're going to talk about the real house wives of beverly hills

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Love is blind is next week. Love is blind as next week. And me and Pat were talking about it. I don't want to do this on Mike. I am very adamant that we've got to figure out how to work Summerhouse into the rotation. We're not sure how we're going to do it yet. But I, selfishly, I have to do a podcast with Pat skewering Kyle and Amanda for an entire season. And they're fake TV.

It's just going to be so funny because did you, see the first episode? Half of it. Okay. Kyle and Amanda are so done. She hates him with every fiber of her being and it's just on TV and it's the most delicious thing. Kyle is in the tease.

He's going to fight Carl at some point, physically fight Carl. We've got, the new girl comes in and just starts crying about her ex-boyfriend at the opening dinner and everyone's like, what the fuck is going on? They have the hottest guy who looks at, he's an Australian James McAvoy, who, Amanda wants to fuck so badly, so much more than Kyle, almost did in Italy. There's so much to the season. And also, while we love Page de Sorbo, the bed bugs have been broken up a little bit. Good.

So there's a lot to the season. We're going to figure out how to work it into the rotation. And also, Sierra, I mean, she's always around and you can't go wrong with Sierra. She was at the Grammys. You can go wrong with Sierra. because she sounds like that. And she also is just like, I'm so hot,

I'm just going to sit in bed. And it's like, we get it. You are so hot. But can you, anyways, the West Sierra thing maybe? I think it's going to be a really good season.

We've got to get through Love is Blind first. And at least the first five episodes. We'll figure it out. Today we're here to talk about Beverly Hills. And we're here to talk about Doreet. We're here to talk about Amanda. We're here to talk about Rachel Zoh. We're here to talk about IVs.

Caviar. We're here to talk about all of that. Okay. And in terms of Babes, I'm very confused about this episode because while I thought it was good, I don't think anything happened. Well, we spent the first part of the episode, the first half, just at that birthday dinner. At dinner. So I'm going to give it 12 pots. Really? 12 Babes? Yeah, 12 Babes. God, I wish Ruby was here. Oh, by the way, I got a DM from somebody. I got to see this because they were pretty pissed off at you, actually. Me? Yeah. About what?

I got to hang on one second. Are you going to read this on air? Yeah, I'm going to read it on air. Somebody was pretty pissed off. They DM'd our social media or something? Yeah, they DM'd our, yeah, they DM'd us. And they were just like, I got to find it. You go ahead.

Should I just talk? Yeah, just to hear. Okay. You know, there's a few people on this show that I'm not crazy about on a personal level. but they make the show amazing. Amanda. She, I think her little schick is going to get old real soon. In fact, I think I might be over it right now.

Oh, yeah. But she is amazing on the show. And I also think the girls piling on her is going to get old soon. And so I don't think they can do this for an entire season of just going after her. I don't think so either. So something's got to change. Right. So that's part one.

Part two, Rachel Zoh, I love her on the show, but there is no fucking way that her assistant didn't tip off TMZ that that divorce paper was filed that morning. Because Rachel Zoh is just all about it. And that is an insane thing. And I had to check just because I wanted to make sure my facts were in line. When you file for divorce, you can check a box that is private to, ensure that this exact thing does not happen to you, you know. It doesn't, you know, because you file early in the morning and, you know, there's a way to prevent TMZ and all these outlets that she had mentioned on the show that had acquired. So I'm going to say that Rachel Zoh, not only was

not disturbed and upset by this, but actually reveled in the fact that. Well, well, well, we have to be mindful because we can't have you besmirching the new queen of the season, right? So we have to be careful with that. But Rachel Zoe is so powerful. And this measly little husband seems to be quite a gnat on her windshield that I do think there's a little bit of kind of the way that a cat will dig its nails into a mouse over and over again. She's kind of got that vibe going on right now. Well, I do think he has a pesky little thing that tries and draws blood, in this case probably money out of her bank account. Before you mention your babies, I did want to get to this DM.

this is from a fan named Lisa who said Pat is giving everything 14 pots for weeks Can you please make him stop? So I just This is your podcast. Okay. Hey Pat, can I say?

Lisa can go fuck herself. If it's a 14 pot episode, it's a 14 pot episode. But I just wanted to let you know that you've been evidently giving a lot of episodes 14 pots. So. I'm not sure that's accurate.

Fine, Lisa. Okay. Trying to throw me off my game there. Sorry, sorry. I know you were in your bed. Okay. This episode was absurd. The first half was, again, in that restaurant, which is fine.

While we were at the restaurant, I do, I do want to point out one thing. Something that took place. Now, 20 years ago, Mike Judge put out a film called Idiocracy. Yes. It was about how. about how the world is getting dumber, right? We're all just going to be throwing French fries in our face and watching monster truck events or something like that.

Those monster truck events are fun. Well, at the time when you saw it, I think it might have been ahead of its time, as people say. For sure. No one liked that movie. It's become a cult classic sense, but everyone really loves the office and all his other, like, whatever. So, but when I saw Amanda at the table,

when you did King of the Hill and Silicon Valley. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, okay. So Amanda at some point addresses the ladies at the table and says, look, I don't want to, I don't want to change anything. But I think a way that we can resolve issues moving forward is rather than screaming at each other and throwing glasses at one another, perhaps a better way to resolve or conflict resolution

would be we talk things out and in a calm manner. and rather than throw accusations, we ask each other if we don't mind, you know, discussing things in a kind manner. And resoundingly across the table, everyone's head shook no so rapidly that everyone will definitely need a neck brace the next point. Yeah, no, it was an Emily Rose kind of head spinning.

And it had the same energy of JFK telling the defense apparatus, you know, if a country wants to be communist, just let them be communist. And everyone was like, oh, I think we're going to fucking. I How housewives works John F. Kennedy.

Yeah, but I felt like I was living in a bizarre world. Yeah. Because even Bose had signed on like, no, no, no, we live in this world. Right. Where that kind of thought does not work here. Yeah, yeah. That would be like an upstart,

like a young producer going into like 90s, Howard Stern and going, I think we're a little gratuitous. I think we should clean it up a little bit. Oh, what do you think, Robin? Do you think we're going to throw bologna on that 19 runaway's asshole? Come on. Come on.

Oh, Howard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not what's done here. You fucking idiot. Anyway, very unique episode. Again, I love that Mo's going to be DJing at a festival near you. For sure. Maybe stage coach.

Who knows? 15 babies. Oh, wow. That's a lot of babies. that has a lot of babies. That was for you, Lisa. I am going to go out on a limb and I know that we'll discuss this.

I don't want to get out of myself. There's no way that Amanda was in a cult. That was fan fiction that she wrote on her website. I think she's pathological. I think she's fucking out of her mind. But anyways, we'll get into it.

How many babies did you give it again? I can't even remember. Was it 14? No. Kailin? I don't remember. Kalen, say your babies are 14, just to really fuck with Lisa. No, no, no, no, don't do that.

All right. So let's get to the definition of a costed. I enjoyed this. Mm-hmm. Yeah. What you enjoy about it? Well, the table was to take it. What is that shirt?

Oh, it says all the names of my children and my family. That's a cute shirt. Mm-hmm. And it says Jackson. That's Jackie. now we call him Jackie. And then Spotty, he's no longer with us. And Winnie's here too.

Winnie. She died. Winnie, Winnie went before. Winnie Pooper. Winnie Pooper went before Spot. After. Really? Mm-hmm.

There's Elliot, and Quinton wasn't here yet. Oh, wow. Mama baby. What does it say? Mama. You know what? Because, just because the people listening can't fucking see the shirt, I should move on.

I should fucking not stop doing this. That's okay. Okay. All right. So the ladies were taking. back with the phrasing verbally accosted. Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm okay with this because it's like her saying that she felt verbally accosted is like a boxer entering the ring. Thank you very much. I was about to say telling Joe Frazier to lighten up. Well, yeah. Like a boxer entering the ring and the first time he gets hits, he's like, whoa. Whoa. Yeah.

Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. What's going on here? Right. And he calls the umpire over. This guy, can you? I'm sorry.

It's ridiculous. This is ridiculous. Ridiculous. He hit me. Norm McDonald in a boxing. Ridiculous. So that was absolutely stupid. Like Amanda, you watched the show before this, right?

Like, you're going to have a rough season if this is what's been. Well, I hope they break her quickly. But we get to Doreth's shit talking on P.K.'s parenting. Amanda Loops. Kyle into the fold. And Derreet is really on fire this episode. Amanda tries to distract her with a kind of subtle suggestion that Kyle's the one back. She's having her. And Derreet, she's experienced. She's seasoned. She goes, I'll deal with that in a second. Oh, I'm going to fucking take you. Hold on, though. Amanda, I feel like kind of does a pretty good job with

DeReed here. This is kind of her first real like one-on-one housewives fight. Yeah. And she gets Doreet on her heels a little bit. First, yes, her tactic is, well, I was just nodding my head to what your buddy, Kyle over here said, which is great. I think she might have thought about that if that was going to come up. So that was smart of her to kind of have that pre-planned. Secondly, she's like, you know, Doreet, have you really ever thought about how you come at people and how there's a better way for you to process your anger? And that just gets Doreet spiraling. And like gets her basically back on her heels. And maybe it's just when they cut to Doreet doing an interview, like reflecting back on her relationship with Kyle and how pissed off she is. If you really break down

the Kyle thing with Doreet, it's because P.K. is still here using his voice through Kyle. That's why Doreet is pissed. Kyle hates Doree. I think she does. She fucking hates her. It's, imagine, imagine we all hate someone. And then every time we start talking, you, me and Kailant start talking about someone, we have a friend that sits here and talks about, well, he's still a good guy. Like, we'd be like, why are we hanging out with you?

Right. Stop it. Yeah. The three of us hate this particular person and you're always defending them. Like it would drive us fucking nuts. Yeah. By the way, PK released a statement today saying, uh,

they asked him like, do you have anything bad to say about, uh, Doreate? And he said, I'm not going to talk bad about my, uh, the mother of my children. Now, this is where, okay, well, I think this is later, but like, it's not bad advice.

By the way, Kaelan, you don't need to switch this. If you're bored, you can. The difference between at some point to Reed says, you don't think my husband is talking shit about me. And it's like, yeah, no, P.K. is definitely saying that you're upstairs just shneeping. pills all day and not taking care of the kids, whether or not that's true, you know, regardless. His defamation and liable as speak is not recorded and broadcast to 1.2 million people. So the lawyers can go to peacock.com and, you know, use it as evidence. So it is a good point. Like, hey, you might want to just play this a little bit smarter. That's why I thought it was ridiculous

when Rachel Zoe throws her hat in the ring and it's like, no, no, no, we need as women, we need to vent. we need to not censor ourselves. We need to be open and speak. Yes, Rachel, to our friends, not to a camera to 1.2 million people. And also, this is on camera forever for your kids when eventually they have social media and they can hear Mommy talk about how daddy had a girlfriend. Right. But Rachel Zoh does bring up a good point in that.

And it kind of like pierces the veil a little bit. Like, Rachel, we got a nitpick and we have to crucify one another over the slightest blemishes. That's what the show is. But Rachel's always like, we're fucking going through a lot of shit right now, all of us, especially the women that are getting divorced. We can't be perfect all the time. We're going to make mistakes. We're going to come at people, perhaps accost them. And we can't judge people too harshly. And while that's equally as naive as, maybe not equally as naive as Amanda's, I would like you to find out how to process your anger differently, it is like, well, Rachel, I think at some point she's like, I don't want to be judged.

Rachel, it's the real housewives of Beverly Hills. It's about judgment. It's pretty much just about judgment. I will say this also, and no one thought about this point, with Doreet continuing to basically beat the dead horse that is P.K.'s earning potential. Yeah. Like she's essentially turning the dead horse into fucking glue. I mean, calling this guy a loser repeatedly.

on air. His name is fucking glue. Like, it's just bad. Yeah, he can never manage Boy George again. Do you want this guy to ever have to help pay for anything? Yeah. Like, whoever's going to do business with him

is going to look it up and go, oh, he's a fucking deadbeat dad, a loser. And he hired people to rob his house. So listen, there's this moment where Doreet then turns her sights to Kyle and that's the most ridiculous glass I've ever seen. Pat is drinking a buzz ball out of a disco cup.

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You don't say you need to take a step back and you need to calm down. Maybe when it's Zina and Zena, it's a little bit different, but Kyle just keeps going back to that over and over again. Calm down, calm down. And then we've got this great moment where Doreet has a quiet face where she just looks at Kyle like, are you done? and they also have a remember off and it's just so spicy, dude. I just love when, because Dorek can do voices now. Well, she dropped the main voice so she can, she's now peacocked into a bunch of different. Remember.

Yeah, that was hot. Yeah. Now, Erica Jane says, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Don't back channel, baby. Don't do this. It's bad form, baby.

Now, Natalie. We get a little moment with Natalie. This is what, I was bored with this conversation. By the way, me too. I'd be like, I want to hear about that massage you had today. What happened with that? That's hot. Take it easy.

Come on. Yeah. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. All right. By the way, Kyle, this is how you'd have to make a point because sometimes you need to

to give someone their own life experience for them to understand the point. Because Kyle should absolutely stay the fuck out of this, although I love it that it drives to eat mad when she brings up P. Okay. Well, P.K., you know, you got to hear his side of the story. Like, it really drives Doreet nuts. But what I would say is, okay, fine. This would be Doreet. I'm going to call Morgan and I'll go back in Lai, Mike. Oh, hello. Who is it? Well, darling, it's Doreet. Oh, why he called back? Well, I heard that you're breaking up with Kyle.

Oh, well, that's true. I don't like being old, I don't like me old TV. Well, there was that New York Times article, well, that's true. I did want to write about that, though. Anyway, go back, I love you. The point is, yeah, we spent weeks on that. I combed over every word of that.

It's for my image. God, her voice is so beautiful. Oh, it is. Oh, you should hear it. This sings like an angel. Oh, my God. You know, but anyway, my point is, is that Kyle, do you want to have a third party from a past relationship,

fucking mouth piecing over here about your dirty laundry? Like, no, you don't. No, fuck. But the thing I wanted to say about Natalie, and I just want to pull this up really quickly. Natalie? This was Kyle, like, Kyle, what were you fucking thinking? What are you thinking?

You were like, in the throes of separation, you go, you know what? I'm going to get back at my husband. I'm going to be in this. It's like, no, no, no. Mo's going to, that's. For Mo, he was like, wow. Awesome.

Honestly, I'm free. Yeah, Mo doesn't do dude wears my car very often, but that was a moment. So anyways, Natalie says after, I don't know, 42 minutes of screaming and arguing at the table, Natalie goes, awesome dinner, awesome party. I love this birthday party. was a really good time. Get her on the show. Get her on the show.

Get her on. And get Sutton off. I don't care what Mary Payne MP said. Because some people like the, what would you call them? The legends of the show or whatever. Every legend. And there have been legends all over the place,

whether it be quarterbacks or people and what it's, Regis Philbin. Regis Philbin. It's not for them to go. Ayshu! He's dead. He's been dead a very long time. And sometimes.

Diana Guthrie, I mean, my God, did you hear about that? Well, is there any updates? No. Oh, okay. God, God, in all seriousness, I hope they bring her mom home. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. But, you know, sometimes...

Did you hear about Savannah Guthrie? Of course. Any updates? None that I've heard of now. Well, anyway, I think Sutton needs to go. She needs to go. Who do you want to go more, Sutton or Amanda? Oh, Sutton.

I'd say Amanda. Amanda's new. We have a bunch of stuff to learn about... I think Sutton's in a good spot right now. This is where Sutton excels because Sutton's not at the fore of all the conflict. That's where Sutton's really, really good. She can snipe. She can be Southern. She can bless your heart and stuff like that. She can be a side player, not a main player. No. Okay. Yeah. Um, there's this amazing moment where Bose is the adult in the room. And again, Rachel and Bose are perplexed by Amanda because Amanda is such a con compared to them. They're such serious successful

business women that they're just like flabbergasted by the overconfidence of this young woman. But Amanda says something along the lines of like people have to approach me in a way that I want to be approached. And Boe says, Amanda, the world doesn't work that way. And she goes, well, do you not set boundaries with people? And Bo says, I do, but how are you going to enforce the boundary that people need to approach you in the way that you deem permissible?

That's insane. And Bose just pieces her up. She does. And she basically says, nut up or shut up. Now, Doreet also goes, you know, over the line once again. And out of nowhere,

she goes, why are you so sensitive about this dinner? You ran away from a cult. And Tilly, I love Tilly. I love Tilly. who goes into the Opa research that the housewives do on one another and then slips into Baby boomers. I don't think is Tilly a baby? No, she's not. She's no, baby boomers are much older. Baby boomers are in their 70s. Okay. So Tilly's a as a as an X. Gen Xers are in their 40s and 50s. Okay. So what is Tilly? I don't know what they call them. Old.

Okay. Can you look up what generation Jennifer Tilly is from? Well, if you were born in the late 50s, what are you? I don't know. Early 50s is boomers for sure. Yes. She would be a baby boomer. Oh, she is a baby boomer. I stand corrected.

Boomers have no one hates Megan Markle more than boomers. Oh. Boomers fucking hate Megan Markle because boomers came up with with Princess die and they're like, do you not? know how this fucking shit ends. Oh, okay. That's true. You need to fucking, who the fuck do you think you are? You don't go against the royals.

They'll kill you. So anyway, she gets a little jab in on Megan Markle, apropos nothing. Yeah, she did. She went hard on her. She went hard on Markle. Yeah. And I get it.

Like your money laundering through jam, a jam line. I get it. She's annoying. So, oh, I was going to say, I think this is when Amanda proposes a new way of,

dealing with conflict resolution. And that's when the table like resoundedly says, are you fucking nuts? Right. So she says there is a world in which we can disagree but not have conflict. And I 100% agree with her. It's not on camera and it's not the world that you're living in. And Amanda says twice,

she's an open book with this cult thing. And I don't know. By the way, Doreet bringing that out, whipping that out at the table. Insane. And also, wow. You're amateur.

That is so amateur. It's amateur. Now, I don't know, maybe I'm making a mountain out of a molehill. Maybe there's nothing to this. But Amanda says numerous times, she says to Kyle on the hike on Fryman, and she's here at this dinner, I'm an open book. You can ask me whatever you want about the cult. In an odd kind of bluff to shut the conversation down, I honestly think that she needs to go

reread the article. I think she needs to reread the article that she wrote. And it's not a big secret. She penned the fucking, whatever, the journal entry on her fucking website. So, by the way, I love to re bringing this up because, you know, Tilly brought up. I mean, when she was cast, that's the first headline that you see. Right. And it's actually above her being self-made, you know.

Yeah, you were in a cult. It's so stupid. Fucking Waco shootout. Okay. So, worst birthday ever. We end with Amanda saying that she had physiological harm done to her that incurred at the hands of Doree and she, her body processed it as a physical and psychological threat. And Bose literally just laughs.

She's just like, are we fucking, are we serious right now? Can I, Dylan, can I say something that's happening in the culture right now? the fact that women are saying this and openly mocking other women, this is now, we're kind of transforming back to 2014. I don't know. I feel like, this was not something you'd see women doing to other women five years ago,

is my point. Yeah. I mean, people gave Crystal a lot of leeway with the whole fucking, you know. I think there's a middle ground. You can be sensitive and, but I'm, I'm the DSM 5 is a thick book.

You didn't fucking read it. Shut up. Okay, let's just act like normal human beings. It's messy out there. Rachel Zoe gets emotional because she's having a tough day and steps up from the table. We get kind of a power three outside. And Bose makes a great point about true friends allow you to be messy when you're going through shit. You go, your dad died.

I get it. You're fucking doing shit. I love you. Do whatever you want. Kyle is not a real friend. So the cake comes, case and point. Tilly goes, no, no, no, we're not ready. And Kyle just goes, who cares?

I want to get out of here. I want to get out of here. It's just fucking. Anyways, we break and someone's on a reformer and we're getting to a petting zoo where Kyle's daughter wants to get married. Oh, no, no, no, you forgot. Oh, sorry. I do want to mention when Zoh, Rachel Zoh loses it when they go outside, this will

be the second time. And there'll be more times that she talks about it. Her bad day is really her reflecting on how the media storm of the divorce and how that's affecting her. Yeah. Okay. This is the second time. It was in the morning when she could not believe.

Yeah. You know, all these people, it's just blowing up right now. I don't know how that affects her, personally. I can't believe everybody's talking about my relationship with Kyle, even though we talk about the North Carolina New York Times.

God, I'm going to make me love you. I'll go make you love it. Because Rachel Zoe just wants a hot girl subber. Yeah, she does. And this is not a hot girl. Okay.

her daughter a $110,000 car. Bose, you know better than this. What the fuck you're doing? Deeread, it sounds like DeReed is using chat GPT to write her book. And Alexia is having a wedding at a pig farm. Oh, and it was, her wedding was gonna be in Aspen, but I think they changed plans

because it was tough getting staff because Mo had, well, Mo had mowed down half the employees in Aspen, so it would be weird. So multiple of the staff that they wanted and it actually contracted some virus. Allegedly. Right, allegedly. So I love Kyle's daughter.

She just texted the invites. The Hilton's do not text invitations. Okay, the Hilton's get invitations delivered and not through a parcel. They get it through a courier. Okay. So this is kind of crazy. I love how kids they just kind of turn into who they turn into. She's obviously kind of like a hippie-dippy kind of girl.

And she comes from like someone like Kyle, who is. very a stickler for how you're presented. And I kind of like the free spirit. Beverly Hills of Beverly Hills is Kyle Richards. So everyone shows up, including DJ Momentum. Like I said, there are easier ways to have sex with people.

But it's not just about sex, Dylan. He wants to be front and center with all the attention on him. Quick question. What are we doing talking about budgeting with these two? You're worth $50 million. Like,

What are we fucking talking about? I don't think they're worth that much, but I will say... Are you kidding? The Hilton family? Oh, well... They're not worried about any money. Well, this is, they're separate from the Hilton family. Alexia is Kyle's daughter.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, so this is Mo and Kyle's daughter. So more of the, more of the like 15 to 20 million. Wait, wait, wait, wait, boy, babe. Kyle Richards. Yes. sister of Kathy Hilton, who married Rick Hilton. Got it.

Yes. Got it. Yeah, Kim Richards didn't do too bad either, the other sister, because their mother, there's a doc about it, had really coached them up as young ladies always married well. So they joke about the money, but ultimately they're going to spend the money for whatever because the guest list inflates the 200. And Mo's happy to because it's their first daughter getting married. And it's also called guilt money because, you know, Mo essentially destroyed the family

dynamic, so he'll pay. Yep, exactly. All right. So we get to Kathy and Rachel Zoh. Kathy Hilton reminds Rachel Zoh of her mother, who is a Caviar Dyson as well. There's a lot of help here. We've got assistance.

We've got Paola. We've got the vein person. And I'm not saying vain as in like worried about appearances. No, we're shooting IVs into Kathy Hilton. She's trying to stay alive for as long as she can. How old is Kathy? God, she has to be almost 70, I think. She's the oldest.

She needs more nutrients than caviar and baked potatoes. Can I say this about these? How much? 66. Can I say this, though? She looks really good. 66. Dylan, I grew up.

You should have seen what 66 used to look like. I mean, Jesus Christ, man. 66. You should have seen what 50. Wilford Brimley and Coon. Don't bring up Wilford Brimley. No, I am. That's an outlaw.

Brimley, everybody, fans of cocoon, the guy was 49, he played, he was living in a fucking rest home. Can I tell you, Wilford Brimley in, uh, the firm. The firm is so scary. He's terrifying. He's so fucking scary in that movie. And how about Gene Hackman? He thought he was going to bang Tom Cruise's wife. I know.

Gene Triplehorn. No, no. She dies. In that movie? I don't think so. Does Gene Hackman die? I think he might. It's been a while.

It's been a while. I should do a rewatch. We've talked about it before. but my favorite thing about that movie is that it was from the era that it was from. So what happens is in the beginning of the movie, John Tom Cruise is hired at the firm and is so excited that he's walking down a boardwalk.

There's a little black kid that's doing backhand springs and Tom Cruise just starts doing backhand springs with him. And it's out of nowhere and you're just like, what is going on? Then later in the movie, when he is down the jumps and he's going to be killed by the firm, The kid does the back hand springs again, but Tom Cruise is so down on the dumps.

He will not do the back handers. And that's how you can, you know that he's not all of himself. Oh my God. Yeah, he was down in the dumps. Yeah. That's an indicator. Yeah. You know, you want to, okay.

Acting Tom Cruise, he plays a dad of two children in war of the world. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It is so clear he's never known what it's like to be a father. because the way he portrays a dad. You don't think he's a good dad to Surrey? I don't think he's seen her in 20 years.

And then the other two kids are adopted. Yeah. And I don't think he raised them either. He is so bad at portraying a father. It is like, like your eyes are bugging out. You're like, I don't think this guy understands. Where the world's was bad. Very bad.

I can't imagine doing sound mixing on that movie, just listening to Dakota Johnson or Dakota Fanning screaming the entire fucking movie. The thing that drives me mad about that movie, so much potential, they spend 35 minutes in a basement of a house with Tim Robbins. I hate that movie. Yeah, but Tim Robbins, he was spooky.

It was spooky, man. Kaelan, you like War of the World? Eh. What was that? 2004? 2003. Really? I think so. I'm pretty good at this.

2005. Damn it. There was like a stretch of movies in that period. Like the minority report. Those were not good movies. Minority report was good. Anyways. So Bose has a tough meeting with the doctor.

The good news for Bose is that she has a lot of money. And while biology, as we can see as a major factor in this, it's usually money. Oh, that's the thing. Oh, sorry. Did we already jump out of the IV with Kathy? Oh, yeah. Sorry, I'm bad hosting. Oh, no, I was going to say, you know, they're having fun with that IV, but, you know,

Rage is going to stay away from the Ivy City. She's got bad vans. Well, she's had a bad day, too. Right. Because, you know, that media storm. Everybody's writing about Rachel's out get divorced. Oh, my God. She filed, she filed for a divorce, but it could be worse.

Her kids could read. Hey, Ted. Hey, Ted. So yeah, we get a bummer call from Bose. Yeah, Bose. Yeah, that was a bummer. That was very sad. And we'll move the fuck on.

I'm trying to sound like a good guy here, but I must say this. This process that they're going through in any of our listeners that have gone this. Yes. Needles, drugs, doctor visits, tests, more drugs, bad news, bleeding, more drugs. Hundreds of thousands of dollars. Miserable. And then whenever my wife. wife looks at me. I think she thinks

motherfucker, I fucking hate you. Yeah. And it's because of that process. And I think she thinks I wasn't really there for her. I'm just really self-reflecting here. This is going nowhere. But I think she does think I... But I was all hopped up on all how about the drugs. You were just

you were just watching war of the world. Yes. I don't know why. Why are going back to Morgan? Why am I going to Morgan Wallet's voice? Morgan Wallen. Morgan Wade. It's Morgan Wade. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to make you. Cala, this was a bad episode, right? No, it's great episode.

Okay, great. We get to Jade, restaurant Jade. Oh, by the way, I saw the restaurant that they went to last week that Mo was at, Frida Kahlo or something like that. Because I dropped my wife off at Cedars for a procedure the other day, and I went to Nate Niles for breakfast by myself. I got to say, loved the experience. Yeah?

Just you go in, I got some locks and eggs and some tomatoes and a bagel, and I just sat there and just by myself on a diner. But Nate Nails is down the street from this, this restaurant. And can I say Beverly Hills is a, it's a gaudy, disgusting place. But it is really, I mean, there's some spectacular. The four seasons on Wiltshire is like, it looks like a fucking embassy. It's so beautiful. It's mainly the, the service.

Like there's always a bunch of people, well, work, service workers, well dressed, ready to wait on your hand and foot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean. Now, there will be. be people walking down the street and they'll hit you on accident and you'll spill your coffee all over the place and they'll look at you and then spit and then just keep moving but that's beverly hills you know of course so anyways um we get to jade sutton brown this is the kind of sudden we need

i'm not getting up because i'm lazy like that's the kind of like tapestry addition sutton we need so let's set the stage here day lunch sutton derreet and rachel's own yes they discuss Amanda and how she didn't apologize for nodding in agreement with Kyle, which is absurd on its face. And Doret turns to Sutton a little bit and goes, like, where the fuck were you? Where was the backup here? And they kind of moved past that. But I do want to make mention of one thing. Rachel Zoe orders a baby green salad with no dressing. She's eating grass. Yeah. So, so. What is she a fucking cow? The alpacas that we saw earlier are, don't have a dissimilar diet than Rachel's out. I mean a baby green salad with no dressing. What the fuck? We get to Amanda and Kyle on a

hike talking shit about to read and then we'll bounce around these two locations. That was the tree people I think by the way. Yeah. Um, so I don't get this like I think you can tell that Kyle really hates to read. Is it just because she's so hot? Is it because she knows she's not a good mom? Can I tell you something? Sometimes I think it goes like it's a lot of little things. All right. So we've noticed on the show there, sometimes it could be who's getting paid more.

Sometimes it could be, and I've heard this, people show up late. Have you noticed she's perpetually late for filming? Yeah. That can get under your motherfucking skin. Yeah. Imagine you have a cast member

that holds up production. Because remember when you're waiting around, you just want to get through a scene. You're going to do a restaurant scene. You have other plans, other meetings. And an idiot shows up an hour and half late. And it's her all the time. And there's nothing you can do about it except hate her.

Right. And then try and sabotage her. Yes. That's your only recourse. That could be a lot of that stuff with Kyle and Doree. I think you can, it's such a damning piece of evidence of hers, her hatred towards Doree is that she's putting up with Amanda as much as she is.

Kyle, Kyle is, I want to say Kyle's like smart or anything, but she's not a lunatic. She knows that Amanda like is insufferable. But Amanda, hates Dorit. So she's good with going shopping. She's good with going hiking. She's good with standing by her side as long as it's pointed towards Derreet. And we end the episode setting up that

Kyle and Derreet are going to the mat once again. Also, and we'll end on this, I think. At some point during her tenure on this show, she's realized that she's half cast member, half producer. And the producer hat realizes that she needs to nurture new talent. Right. And, and And Doreet does not wear the producer hat. She is just kind of traveling through. She's too late. She's too late to wear the hat. Get in the comments.

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