Another Below Deck Podcast - The Edge | RHORI S1 E6

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

Dylan, Ruby and Pat are back to break down BevMo lines, decisions made, short films, compasses, love, and more from Bravo's RHORIPATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

I think she's probably a different toward rule. I do not think she hates her at all. Like, it's not like she's doing this out of a place of malice. I think she's just like, ooh, gossip. I love it. What I did appreciate from her this evening was after Liz ate shit on the way to the carriage. She just walks up and goes, oh, Rosie, you look like a stripper. Yeah.

Welcome to Bad TV. I'm Dylan. That is Pat. Good to be here. Ruby. Hi, Jill. Hi, hi, Pat. How are you?

Ruby's here, too. I'm a little sick. that's why I sound while I'll sound a little maple syrupy. Do I sound, is that like euphemistic? Do I sound gross right now or do I sound like maple syrup? You sound fine. Really? Because if you are sick and given all the ball busting you've done to me over the years

for when I carry on with a cold for a number of months, you've officially been sick for two months now. No, no, no. I have long C and then I feel I was hit with another, a different kind of variant of something else. Maybe something fecal in the air. I'm not sure what's going on, but it's mimicking an allergy attack, but it's not that. But listen, we're not here to talk about the highways and byways of our health.

We're here to talk about the... Dolls. We're here to talk about dolls. We're also here to talk about the greatest housewife franchise on the network they call Bravo. Gosh, let's just get into it. I start with my, um, swearing on children's. Why don't you go? Ruby, go ahead.

Wow. Thank you. I felt, that really hot potatoed back to you. You weren't expecting that, huh? That's pretty crazy. Not at all. I'm here.

I'm ready. And I, I fell more in love with these women every week. These women feel, I think the reason why I like them so much is because they feel like a lot of this is more authentic than a lot of the other. franchises. We watch like a Beverly Hills or an Orange County or something. And like everybody actually kind of has some connection like to some of the drama that's going on. Alicia is a star.

I, you know what? I actually want Alicia's aunts to take the advice they gave rule of and flip it and direct it toward Alicia. I think she should leave this man, divorce and common lot take half. Go be appreciated. You're a great wife, great mom. You love dolls. I swear I'm saying. She really loves dolls. Go ahead, Pat. Sure. Okay. So this shtick about like people sharing.

Can I say something? I'm a little disappointed in you that you've just gone along with this, this whole thing so easily. Like we're not blood? Okay. Go ahead. You two keep swearing on children. I really don't like it. I got to say it's sick.

There was a good submission this week in the comments. Yeah, that's what I'm doing right now. Okay. Yeah. Someone had a pretty funny name too. It was like like bagel balls or something. Oh, pizza chips. That's, well.

Pizza chips. is pizza chips was pretty resounding in the comments. It was hoo-haws. Who was? Who was? Who was? Yeah. Okay.

Anyway. All right. So, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City did a bit like this with the mass and all that and share who you really are. And it was not as good as this. So now I've seen that there are bits that can be done. One can be done well. Another, the same bit can be done awful.

Mm-hmm. So this is definitely a superior product. People are also saying we should just, our Dino's should be our rating system. Huh. You know, he's just not that big product. We've got a lot.

We've got a lot of rating systems. And you know what? They're all good. I thought we put this to rest. We've got clams. We've got pizza chips. We've got Dinos. We've got who us.

They're all good. We also have. How many children do you swear on? May I continue? Yeah, go ahead. Okay. I really like this episode.

I love how Ashley the Crier, truly has, she's had no adversity in her life. And it's nice to have someone like that. Yeah. Right? Isn't it nice to have something like. I feel like she's cried about that before. That she has no adversity?

I think so. It's pretty cool. Yeah. I mean, it's, I think it's in touch. Do you ever, did you ever see the, I think it was in his book, Matthew Perry? His, uh, the thing that drove him to do all those drugs and ruin his life was his mommy didn't pick him up at school on time once. I'm like, wow.

Yeah, Pat has a real axe to grind with Matthew Perry. Because he's a fuck up. Well, the thing about that... Well, not anymore. Yeah, the thing about that vengeance, that lustful fucking conquest you want to wage, is that he doesn't exist on this earth anymore. So it's kind of like you won. Anyway, I enjoyed the episode.

I'm going to swear on a lot of kids. I swear on 48 kids. All right. I'm going to give this episode 94. actual Doloreses because I think that this episode was one of the most excuse me I'm so sorry can I actually interrupt while you clear your throat I was watching television yesterday a normal television actual Dolores in a L'Oreal campaign yeah good for you she's she's killing it and you were you were watching a color television color television yes so I'm going to give it 94 actual Dolores is because I'm

It could have been the pot. I'm not sure. But I was genuinely, and I'm a hard nut to crack, right? Genuinely laughing out loud at some of the stuff that was transpiring. Ashley's mask, the cuts to Ashley wearing that mask this episode, I can't even tell you. It's one of the funniest things I've seen on Housewives in some time, but I couldn't eat her salad. She couldn't breathe, Patrick. Much more important, much more vital than salads is. oxygen. But that's true. I want to say it is true.

It's a fact. But I do want to say the thing that is so crazy about this season and I loved the teas that we have for the rest. Have you seen the video? I don't know nothing about no video. Okay. I cannot wait to get there. Oh, I bet it must be a video about Brian.

Oh yeah. Brian is getting his little fat tush eaten out by a fucking dental hygienist or something. not sure what's going on, okay? Sorry to be so grotesque, but the guy's a pig. Anyways, not that if you like that, that doesn't make you a pig. Yeah, we have a word for it. Right. It's called felching. I'm so sorry. I don't know how we got down this. You started it. It's crazy. Okay, I'm sorry. We don't know what the videotape is. It could be him Robert Dursting somebody, you know, chopping them to bits and throwing them in trash bags that will ultimately rise to the surface. Okay. Sorry. Let's talk really quickly about something that I think, I hope,

hope we're not taking for granted. We are bearing witness to Kelsey, a young woman who has been in a mansion of Rhode Island royalty for 50% of her life. And she is now choosing to forego that lifestyle to become a hair and makeup professional with a man named Bill L. Europa. It's a crazy arc that I'm really, really excited. I think this was the thing that got them, like, we got to, pick up the cameras. We got to film this. Oh, yeah. It's crazy. Well, the shows, this episode start off in quite the dramatic fashion. We bounce around the ocean state of all the ladies getting this news. And I'm like, what is it? Is Tupac Shakur alive? Yeah. Are the aliens landing? Is Tupac Shakur alive? Yeah. No. Ruby. And I do want to say that these ladies would react. They would be

the first group that would find out. He would call them first and be like, yo, I'm alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And great Tupac Impression, Ruby. Tupac Shakur is not alive. It turns out actually that... Kelsey, what happened?

I'm a producer. What is this, Dolores and... Oh, yeah, yeah. We kick off with Dolores and the Star Wars thing. She's got that thing, that fucking, that thing she's put in our face. Ruby, you do that? Yeah, so I actually don't. But the fact that she is red light therapying while she is

earnestly having this conversation with Kelsey was one of the funnier moments of the episode until we get to actually being unable to breathe in the gold. Sure. Yep. And she was unable to breathe in the gold. It's important to say that again and we'll get there. But what you said, I want to pick up on because they're not very clear about what's transpiring. Usually we'll get a Chiron. We'll get a, we'll get a picture of the text, something. All we get is sad piano. So we're thinking, she got kicked out, right? No, she laying in bed with her sugar daddy. Big Papa. Big Papa. Says, I can't do it anymore. And he says, I'm proud of you for making the decision in your best interest. He didn't push back. No, he didn't push back. And, uh, more like,

pushing her out and when she left he shut the door and he dried his eyes and he said Jesus fucking Christ I mean she lasted four years longer than I thought she was going so I mean my god