Another Below Deck Podcast - The Guests Are The Enemy | Below Deck Down Under S4 E13

Episode Date: April 28, 2026

Dylan and Pat are back to break down Olive Garden, Sancho Panza, extended episodes, buckets of chicken, the Sphinx, cookies, Paul Stanley, tipping, pasta, National Lampoon’s Vacation and more from Bravo's Below Deck Down UnderPATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

Ben is called up to be spoken to about the meal. And this man says, we're doing Italian tonight, right? He goes, yeah, we're doing Italian. He goes, okay, what do you got? We got a spring roll? He goes, okay. Oh, wow. He goes, I guess that's from the old country.

It's from Sicily. Yeah, it's a Sicilian, old country dish, a spring roll. And welcome aboard. Another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV. Was that too loud? Am I yelling? Talk to. Am I yelling?

Does it sound like I'm yelling right now? Well, I'm just really excited to talk about this episode. I'm excited to be here with Pat. Permission to come aboard. And Kalin. Hello. Episode out with Jenna Woodibirds. She was so funny.

It was such a joy to talk to her. Also, interesting for Bravo to give us Jenna. before we see her. And no judgment, but we would just like to ask. That's our bad. I had that screener sitting in my laptop loaded, ready to watch.

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have Summerhouse there. We have Rhode Island there. We have a bang in PMZ coming up and an APS that I am so excited for. I'm in conversations with garbage tits. And I think, I think it's, you know, I think it's going to happen. What? What's up? When you hear, your family, that's Olive Garden. That's Olive Garden. Okay. All right. So listen, we had an episode transpire tonight. You know, it was wall to wall this season of Below Deck, right? Ben is winging it and failing 50% of the time because of it. Mikey is one of the most annoying men I've ever seen on TV. I think it's about time for him to go.

I think we should put him in a cannon and just light the fuse. Not a lethal one. I'm talking about like a circus one. Yeah. You know how they fly out of those? The circus is water. He'll be fine. He'll be fine.

Yeah, it'd be fine. I mean, it's, he's got all that hair to hit the impact, you know? Yeah, shove him in one of those. But yeah, what did you think? How many clams would you give it? Well, I'm going to say this. I'm going to start with an apology to Daisy for what she endured this episode just alone with that goddamn cake. Daisy's kicking ass this season.

I had held on to a lot of stuff from past seasons. I've mentioned this before. Yep. And I realize it's my issue. I need to move on from the past. I do, you know what? I want to, can I piggyback off of here? Can you look up, who's Don Quixote's guy?

Right hand man. Who does he go on the, who does he go on the journey with? Well, it's the idiot. Yeah, he's like, yeah. Right. Well, well. Sancho? Yeah, Pancho Santo.

Sancho Panso. Sancho, Sancho. I'm going to piggyback. on your apology. Okay. Here we go. Okay. But can I start the piggyback? Yes. Daisy has, as we mentioned, we went into this season very trepidacious because we had three seasons of her with Colin, if that was his name, and Gary. And cigarettes. And cigarettes. And more. Well, the cigarettes. The cigarettes are still very much here. Okay. I have to say Daisy's just been pretty much awesome this season. All of the, monopolizing labor that I thought she was going to be doing.

She still does, but not to. She's great. And I saw a social media clip of her recently where she was on her podcast, which is a sworn enemy of our podcast. So go over there and don't listen to it when you go over there. I'm kidding. But she was a commenter had said, I find you incredibly annoying.

And she said, I don't blame you at all. I've been awful on TV. So maybe Daisy's turned a corner and she, you know, she really is lovely this season. And I give her 100 pots. Yeah, I give her 100 pots. I give this episode 12 pots. Now, I want to say, I do enjoy the one-day charters now.

I did not enjoy the extended episode. There was no need to tack on 20 more minutes on this nonsense. We did with 55 minutes of this show. Nobody needs that. Nobody does. So I'm going to deduct. We were just talking about beef doing 33-minute episodes. Below-dex doing 55-minute episodes.

Yeah, we're going to tack down a couple knots on my score for this. So that's going to bring it all in, all things minus plus. I'm going to give it 14 knots. Kalan, how many knots do you get? I'm going to give it 100 knots. All right. Okay. It's a great episode, which means you're going to have a great podcast.

Very positive. I can kick us off here, Del. No, it's just Kalin just makes me so angry sometimes. No, no, no. So angry. I've never gotten angry. at a person than I get with Kalyn. Really grinds my gears.

All right, so Ben's listening. 15 minutes of Kissy and then what should do a better job. Jenna goes into Ben's room at 5 o'clock in the morning. This was something that we asked her about, but they seem to be smoochie, smoochie, and then he asks her, how's the Eddie thing going? I'm here to listen. Either not well or irrelevant.

Don't worry about it. What are you doing asking her about it? Very dumb questions. Obviously, it's not going great. She's making out with you before the sun's up. Boy, is he rusty. What the fuck? All right.

We rise for the next day. And the boat, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not how that morning ends. Oh, my God. Yours. That was horrible host. Yeah. Maybe it's that.

pillow talk that really got her, got her turned on. Regardless, she walks out of that cabin and Sanchez, Sancho Panzos. Sanjay Bonjos, down to Eddie's cabin and then rolls right into his arms. Now, no judgment here. Patty says, you be you girlfriend. You do what's yours, take what's yours, whatever. My only issue is, you right there just went from a six to a four, and that does not equal 10. What do you mean? Six to a four. You know what I'm saying. I'm scoring the grades of the men that she's choosing to be there. Oh, everyone's a 10. Well, hey, if she called into my cabin, that would be a zero.

She'd literally be adding nothing to that score. So I'm very aware of where I stand here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying. She came into my, it would be, the bed would be covered in drool. You couldn't even leave. We're disgusting. We're underslept.

We have children. I mean, I'm happy for Eddie and Ben. And Jenna, the sea rats are just sea ratting. And I'm just kidding. Those are both two handsome guys. Handsome devils. Was that too loud? No. Okay.

So we rise for the next day and the boat is an absolute disarray. Jason wakes up. He says, we've got a titan around the fucking bite looks like fucking shit. He says, I thought two days of binge drinking would make these people work harder. But it turns out they've. regressed. Right. By the way, he walks around, knocks on every cabin door, and then after the knock opens the door, which I'd argue opening the door post-knock negates the need for the knock. Yeah, just open it. Kick it open, in fact. But quite intrusive.

Okay. It's a girl's cabin. You're just going to open the door? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a big no-no, Captain Jason. I don't care how hot you are. He was pissed off. but it looks like sheet you're supposed to wake up at seven you're supposed to wake up to 7 a.m. But it looks like shit. Captain Jason gets the sea rats together and says last charter we put soap

on people's food. We need to pick it the fuck up. Well, yeah. Okay. Yeah, he gets a sea rat sound. He tells them why they're all failures. Yeah. And I think it rise to a bigger point.

It's why they're sea rats. They're unemployable. By the way, here's the other. other thing. I don't think Toyota lets you get naked for $1,000. Toyota? Yeah, like if you work at Toyota or McDonald's. No. No.

A customer walks in and says, McDonald's like, I'll take a happy meal. And the first employee to jump over the counter and get naked, I'll give $1,000. Yeah, no, it's, it's amazing. You know, you would think that in car sales, there would be less fat, Hispanic and Armenian guys. You would think there would be like beautiful women, but it's just guys named Chewy and Igo. Yeah. Kind of crazy. So anyways, you know what I'm saying, though, right?

Yes, absolutely. I will say this, though. I live around the corner. We're in Studio City here. Good looking people live here. At our local McDonald's, there's some lookers there. That one? You kidding?

No, they're not. Okay. These sea-postured people with a bad attitude. I got to say, I get it. You're working for no money. robots are about to take it. But I mean, I'm happy. I'm about to get two cheeseburgers.

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All right, Captain Jason gets the C-Rats together. He says, She said mean stuff. It's just, I was going back to you. I'm not here to describe why your failures. It's even worse, your C-Rats. Okay. All right.

So he tells them to pick it the fuck up and then we hit the work. Mikey's having a granola bar and Jenna isn't sure what to do about Eddie. We'll figure that out in a minute and we got to give Jenna some credit because Jawow take notes. Okay, this is how you do it. But first, let's get to it. It's time for a preference shit meeting. No.

We got a couple of desert rats heading out to Cassanova wherever they're stationed. We get a family tree breakdown of baseball diamond back people. Who gives a shit? But I do love this matriarch, okay? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's, uh, I love Joanna. She seemed like this.

Is that the mom? Yeah, that's a mom. And, uh, there's a daughter who clearly, um, well, I don't think she hides the eight ball. I think she hates her mother. Really? Mm-hmm. Why do you say that? Well, she was, uh, she's kind of saying, yeah, mom, uh, mom has thoughts on things, you know,

be vacation. together. I wish she died. You didn't hear her say that? It's so sad. I think a lot of people really do breathe that out. And who could blame them, you know. Yeah.

But what's great about- You wipe one adult's ass and you're like, all right. I mean, we don't need to do this. Oh, yeah. Mom, dad, don't worry about it. I'll never put you an assisted living. you're going to stay here with us and help with the grandkids. The second they start pooping on your floor when you're at home at work.

Okay, you guys are out of here. Yeah, this is Joanna Ramirez. She's going to be taking care of you. By the way, I love Joanna, especially this episode, because she has been designed to haunt Ben. Oh, yeah. And this is Ben's worst enemy, right? This is a woman who is Italian, who is making lemon and anchovy pasta.

at night. That is a humble, delicious, clean pasta. That's not, you know, if we were to see someone, you know, whipping up a gravy and stuff like that, not to say that they wouldn't come after Ben, but this is like an elevated, humble dinner that they're making. She knows food very, very well. I will say this, though. I can't wait until we get to dinner because of all the things to really say what you want for your entree, that being pasta, On a vacation where you're about to tip, 28 grand, you want to fill your gullet with fucking flour, wheat or whatever, pasta, a pasta dish? Yeah, what's wrong with pasta? Pasta, it's a mediocre steakhouse.

Like, have something more elevated. I so disagree with you. Really? Pasta can be very elevated. And you see it on display in Los Angeles. One of the great rackets of the L.A. dining scene is Evan Funky and his properties. where he's charging people $60 for three pieces of Orketti and kale and sausage. And people are just hoovering it up, like dumb, wealthy people.

But pasta can be, but yeah, I'm... Fair enough. Yeah, fair enough. Kailen, how do you feel about pasta? I do love me a good, high-end pasta. You know what I learned? Can I mention your weakness? Oh, yeah.

Go ahead. You know, I was talking to Kailen last week ago. You know, we're talking about getting a little way, trying to get it off and stuff like that. It brings me to another story, too, by the way. Can I finish, please? Yeah, go ahead. I go, what's your weakness? He goes, chicken.

I go, what kind of chicken? He was fried chicken. I go, are you chicken tenders? Are you getting? No, no, no. Chicken on the bone. This guy is kidding. Buckets of chicken.

He's eating buckets of chicken. Don't get him started on that home friar that he got. He'll, oh, my God. Caleb, what were you going to say? Yeah, what were we going to say? Me and Pat were working together today, and a client said to me, oh, you look like the big lumberjack type. Oh.

And I have gained quite a bit of weight. And that's the first time anyone has described me as that. Yeah, she called you fat. She called me fat. I think you look beautiful, Caitlin. All right. So anyways, grab a bucket of chicken and get ready for the rest of this podcast recap. So we get to Ben, who is,

Giggly and we sit down with Mikey and Alicia. Daisy gets the two Tweedle D and Tweedle Dumber in front of her and she goes, you guys have got to fucking cut this shit out, okay? Get rid of the ego and this is Mikey. Can we get some specifics on that? That's a very Mikey question. Yeah, yeah. And he also, Alicia and him are both so fucking hopeless.

They leave this meeting and Mikey goes, you know, I mean, this is the position that this person has put me in. I can't believe that I'm being spoken to like this. You guys have been, you're like brother and sister, but you're in a work environment. It's crazy. The two are either going to get fired or kill each other. Now, Daisy and Ben have a little chat. And Daisy asks Ben a very, very reasonable question.

And in this kind of duel between Daisy and Ben, I am 1,000% on. Daisy's side the entire way through. She goes, hey, do you want to, you can do me a little favor here, just hear me out. Can you plan literally anything? Just, I'm not saying, you don't have to write

an entire menu, can you just have some fucking semblance of an idea of what you're going to do before 4 o'clock in the afternoon? And he goes, babe, babe, babe, babe. Is it taking the phone out of it? Yeah, baby. But, babe, listen, when you're trying to limit me, the food's going to turn out way worse.

So we're not going to do that, all right? Thanks for the chat. This is what's interesting about Ben and why I'm completely behind Daisy on this. Had you been scoring a bunch of A pluses on you just doing it your way by flying by the seat of your own pants, have had it. Yeah. The fact that you've been an absolute complete fuck up and you're batting like, a hundred and that's not a good score i'm saying 100 out of a thousand no i know i think it i think it might even i'll give him one 12 right yeah so i would uh i think he i hope he learned his lesson

from this dinner although i don't think he no haven't by the way there's another thing here and i thought this was kind of devious of ben um when he's talking to the balkan biscuit in the morning he's showing that he's a very supportive friend and kind of joking about her like get over jo wow get over joe And she's like, yeah. And I gave him that cake and I said, you just, you know, you just eat this and I'm over you. You eat this and I'll massage you later if you want to. Or something like that.

He's like, yeah, he's like that cake. Yeah, I guess he ate it or something. He's like, like, he didn't say that I ate it. Ben ate the goddamn cake and had a good chuckle about it. Right. He keeps that close to the vest. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he's trying to groom her and he has.

She's like his Harley Quinn at this point. And also, She'll kill for him. Another little meanwhile here. Eddie leaves a little note near Jenna's workspace with a cup of coffee. And this is, this is what makes, this act of kindness is what makes Jenna go,

all right, you know what? It's disgusting. We got to talk. She sits him down and this is where I say, Joao, take notes because what Jenna does here is she leaves, and this is what's important for C-RATs.

You have to leave over. the opportunity to crack off. But you have to make it known that beyond cracking, there's going to be absolutely nothing. And she does this marvelously here. Yeah, I think you touched on this. Jowal could take a few notes from Jeddah. But to be fair to him, he was scared he might die.

That's a really good point. When you look at Eddie, you see a sweet guy who doesn't have, who needs to work on his game. When you see Ellie, you see a beautiful Eastern European woman who could spiral into a rage, the likes of which you cannot contend with and could culminate in your life being over. So I take a point. Two very different things. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. So we break up. By the way, Eddie runs and tells Mikey. And why is anybody at this point telling Mikey anything? thing. I wouldn't talk to Mikey ever. I wouldn't say one syllable to Mike. I'd say good morning and good night. I would say get the fuck away from me after good morning. Um, but and, and sorry, I got so triggered and upset there for a moment because next week we have Mikey saying that he's winding Jenna up because of what she did to, Mikey, shut the fuck up. God. All right. Eddie is really

busted up about this, though. He's telling us. Mikey about it and he's really, really sad. And then we cut to Jenna, who is eating a sandwich so ferociously that things are falling out of her mouth. Okay? She's doing fine. So the guests arrive and lots happen. Big meanwhile.

I don't know what do you have next? Well, I have chocolate cake conversation. Well, Eddie walks around like a Mr. Poopie pants. And in the galley, the Balkan Biscuit notices there's a little hop and Ben's step there. And then in the galley, we have one of those bizarre hills to die on. And that's when Daisy says, the primary wants a Vidalcake.

Ben says, tough shit. It's chocolate. I already made it. Daisy says, well, let me tell her then. Ben says, nope, I'll tell her when I bring it out that night. She says, well, that's when the loyal galley assistant chimes in. She said, that's right. I agree with Ben.

Ben, the notes chocolate wasn't listed as something they didn't like on the preference sheet. And that's some pretty high wire logic there, Ben. They also didn't list tuna fish. So you could, I guess, technically make a tuna fish birthday cake. Make the cake tuna fish. Okay. That's what we're saying is just make it tuna fish. I want to amend your recap of that whole thing because I'm not sure.

And if I'm wrong, please let me know. I'm not sure that Daisy mentions vanilla or chocolate. She does. She does. She does. She wanted vanilla. He said, I made chocolate. Tough shit.

Okay. Because he says I made chocolate and then he goes back over to the preference sheet. And he sees that they've specifically requested the opposite flavor. Now, when we're talking about vanilla doesn't really have an opposite. But if we're saying the furthest thing away from vanilla that you could do, would be chocolate. So he's decided to go full 180. And then looks at the preference sheet and goes,

oh, damn. You know, Daisy's really freaking me out. It's like, well, I don't know that it's her. I don't know that it's her that's frequently. I think it's your insanity.

But, yeah, Ben's great TV. So, um, he says the Daisy. I think he's having like nightmares about, I'm dish so bubbling.

or something. It's things are haunting. Yeah, she didn't say that she hated dish soap. Why don't you make the cake out of dish soap? He says at one point that Daisy, he goes, Daisy thinks that she's one of these people that think chefs are superhuman.

I don't think she thinks that. I think she thinks you're a drunk and I don't think she thinks you're very good at your job. She definitely does it. Nothing heroic. I was trying to think of the chefs that she's had on sailing.

I cannot remember any of them. But it was nice to get a look back on Kate and Ben in all their epic fights. It was so lovely to flash back to Kate and Ben, who are really good friends now. But good God, were they ferocious towards one another? Now, we get ready for dinner. We do not have lunch at all. We just go straight to this leopard night. I love a leopard night.

That's a great theme. Good theme. And we've got a little feud right before dinner. So Ben is called up to be spoken to about the meal. And this man says, we're doing Italian tonight, right? He goes, yeah, we're doing Italian. He goes, okay, what do you got? We got a spring roll?

He goes, okay. Oh, wow. I guess that's from the old country. It's from Sicily. Yeah, it's a Sicilian. old country dish, a spring roll. What's next? A lobster spring roll.

And then we get to the Umbrian classic Wahoo. The guy goes, what the fuck is that? You're talking about like a comic book or something? What are you saying Wahoo for? But anyways, they go, we're going to need a pasta on this because so far you've said spring roll in Wahoo. That's not Italian. So we have to course the meal out differently.

Ben's got a head downstairs, make a fresh pasta. They tell him literally make a lemon and anchovy pasta. Just, you know, it's our recipe. Go cook it. And the food comes out. The fish is dressed down in a, you think I'm harsh when I talk about food. These people said this is what they feed prisoners. This tastes like fish.

This tastes like prison fish. Yeah. And half the food there is made out a commissary, which is vendor food, like a vendor machine food in toilet water. Yeah, yeah. Yikes. So I took that as a slight, definitely. Oh, for sure.

They make soup and toilets in prison. It's a big slight. So up comes the pasta. And, yeah, well, they like the spring roll. They hate the fish. The pasta is well cooked. He butchers the first batch and then makes an al dente. Can I say something about fish?

Yeah. I like sushi. I do not like any heated fish like this. You could not have me enjoy any of this. I bet you you're, I could take, I could take you to get a yellow tail collar with a little ponsu on the side. You'd flip out. It's one of the most delicious things you can eat. My mind is open.

However, right now, I bet these guests are the type that they, if they're not into that type of thing, they would fucking hate this. I was just thinking about Kailin eating a bucket of chicken. It's just so funny to me. Okay. But I think just at the idea of him serving fish really was a turnoff. No, yeah. It didn't go well. It needed to be more well, you know, cooked properly.

But anyways, the dinner is going off without a hitch. Huh? It's like 40 minutes between courses, Dylan. it. No, I mean, it's 54 pot dinner and we haven't even talked about the cake, which looks like a Chernobyl kind of accident. It is a sphinx. It looks like it was sprayed in some kind of riot control solution. It was disgusting. Yeah, it's disgusting. It was never explained to me how the sphinx fit in with the theme. I think that's one of those things. I think that's one of those things that hits the editing room floor.

And to the producers of the show, I completely get where you're coming from. No one's paying attention. It doesn't matter. But it's such a confusing thing to present an orange sherbet sphinx to a bunch of Italians at a leopard party. We have no clue what's going on. There used to be this show. I think my wife and I loved it.

It was like on TLC. It was like called How Cheapes can you be it would be people showing how cheap they could be it'd be people like using like the last like milla plop of toothpaste like squeezing it out or sometimes they'd be like oh my friend Vanessa it's her birthday today and she wants a cowboy theme so I'm going to go to a cake shop and ask if they have anything they're ready to throw out and they're like go hey a baseball field yeah yeah and they'll go I think I can and decorate this to make it look like a Western theme.

That's so funny. That's what he did here. I got to tell you, those people sound cheap, but there are some people down the street that are, give them a run for their money. By the way, there was one guy, you know how they have two-ply toilet paper? He and his wife would pull the two-ply apart and then re-roll it

so that they'd have two rolls instead of one. Well, they didn't do it for that. They re-rolled it so that their finger would punch. puncture through the toilet paper, they'd get shit on their finger. Because they like doing that. That's one of the most disgusting things ever heard, one-ply toilet paper. You'll puncture it. You'll have shit on your hand.

Ew. Maybe you're right. All right. So, yeah, dinner goes off without a hitch, 54 pots, and Mikey strips. And Eddie. And Eddie. But Mikey is the one that looks to camera and without any irony, says, I feel at home. Okay.

he's a stripper he's a male stripper that's where he should be that probably is where he should be all right let's get to the next day next morning ben and ellie want to take a break when daisy comes in and suggests you might want to make cookies if you have time now people i i don't know if you know 11 madison park yeah uh the french laundry you know if it's a special occasion the the teams at these quote unquote five star service places. They'll look at your Instagram and they'll see you're a Dodger fan. They'll put a fucking Dodger logo on something.

Daisy literally hears them say, we should have, I wish we had cookies and goes and relays it. And Ben goes, what the fuck is your fucking problem? He legitimately says, the guests are my enemies. Okay. Jesus Christ. So this five-star thing, we've got to just stop with this, okay? Because it's either a competent chef who hates the guests, or it's a guy who's making fish stew every single night and loves them.

Okay? Or we just openly admit, look, we're not a five-star cruise. We're two stars, and we're proud of it. Yeah. And if you have any questions, that's Mikey. Just look at him. How could you get five stars out of that? He's the guy that looks like he works at Best Buy.

Well, they all do. That's a good point. But he really looks like it. All right. No shade at Best Buy. Although you never have anything, and I don't know what the point of view is. And I can't track one of you motherfuckers down to answer a question.

You're all running from me. Why is Best Buy selling more Ninja blenders and ice cream machines than they are cords for anything? I cannot stand that place. I do have a credit card with them. Now, this is where Ben decides. to make the cookies anyway. However, he shoes Daisy away. He wafts her way. Now, I was

famously shooed away by Paul Stanley of Kiss when I brought his Frappuccino from Starbucks late, and he asked me why it was late. And I said, I don't have air conditioning in my car. And rather than finish it off, he did the little finger wave like that. And I was like, I will hate you until the day I die. And I will share this story 14,000 more times on my podcast. Yeah. Pat has brought up the Paul Stanley Podcasts. What do you, I want you to genuinely try to find a number for how.

14. I think it's more than that. You do. We have so many new listeners. I'm not. I, I, you can tell it as many times as many times. But how many times have I been able to bring it up in the context of someone being a wafted? Every, every time. Oh. Oh, well, no. I'm sorry. I was trying to yes and you. I would say it's about 38 times and I would say to Star Child, fuck you. Okay. And also to Pat, I need you to move on. I hold the grudge. God. I'm going to tell him to his face someday.

Can you imagine? He's on a like a magnolia kind of deathbed. You just go up to. Oh, like Tom Cruise with his dad? Yeah. And you just shoe him. This dog comes near me. I'll kick him in the fucking face.

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it could have. It's a little thing sometimes. Yeah. And Jason didn't get into this, but under the comment for food, they were like, you know, cake looked like a nuclear holocaust and one star. So we pitch a head of department dinner. Okay. Joow, Ben, and Daisy are going to go out. And Ben, I love this move, tells Mikey, you're the head of a department. You're the head of the interior exterior combo. I think you should invite yourself. And Mikey, being the dumb ass that he is, I don't know if he's playing along with a joke or not,

but it's like, I think that's a great idea. You're 100% right. I am the head of that department. So we get to the tip meeting. Ben is late. Not a great look. Sleeping. Sleeping.

And the reason why you don't want to be late to a tip meeting is one, you don't want to be late, period. But Ben is one of the reasons why the trip was a little hindered. So the majority of the meeting is just shitting on the food and it's about shitting on Ben. But it is a big tip. Pat, what do we have? All right. So these tips no longer make any sense. There's no rhyme or reason for this.

Nope. It's a one-day charter for $28,000. We have had a four-day charter for $22,000. I think these people are really nice people, and I think they're great tippers. They seemed really sweet. But isn't the tip supposed to reflect the experience? No, I mean, listen, there are these people out there.

Like, people like, I mean, I'll tip. If you do a great job, I'll do 22 to 25. I mean, if you do a bad job, I'll do 20%. Well, you know what? And it's weakness. I should be, you know, we were at Joey the other day, that bracket. And the guys got the tip in front of you. Oh, the machine thing?

The machine. And we're both looking at how much I'm going to tip him. I was a coward. I tip 20%. I didn't like that. It took way too long. It was too expensive. I shouldn't have tip 20% in my life.

I'm a coward. Well, now it's time to pitch my PMZ. Okay. One of my segments is going to be me confronting a, basically something I've been consuming, and they fucked me over, and I finally got the balls, because I never do this. You're the one that will do this. If you get, like, you know, something. I'll send food back in a heartbeat.

Yeah, you'll stay on hold for two hours to chew someone out. Yeah. Not Patty. Right. But this time, I did. I'm so excited. to PMZ. Also, I have... We'll go to Patreon. Right, right. And also,

my... Get over to PMZ. Right. My crack team from the Philippines, Yahoo, Tony, and Tony, and Little Tony, his subordinates. They have gotten me footage that got cut from the new Michael film. You know, they left out any stuff about him being a child molester.

Why don't you put that in? Yeah, well, he's dead. And, you know, his family doesn't want to make him look like a child molester, so they cut it all out. And I have a piece of that film. that I'm going to air on PMZ. And Tony and Tony and little Tony and Wahoo found that. Yahoo.

I don't know how they got it. I don't ask questions. Can we get back to the show? Okay. Sorry. I derail us so much, but that was nuts too, though. Okay. Fucking buckets of chicken.

Okay. We're wrapping up here. Mikey says this tip was because of me. I will say it. for the Paul Stanley storyeth amount of times. God, are you fucking annoying. And the person that said you were awesome, when I get to talk to that person again,

I have lots of questions. All right. So Ben is pissed. And listen, we should lay off Mikey a little bit. I think he knows. He's providing us with a good amount of entertainment, but I think, you know,

um, I'm over the stick. I need him gone. Over the stick. Yeah. It's, Mikey right now is like the, uh,

the dog that was, tied to the bumper of National Ampoons Vacation. It can only run for so long until it's... You remember that? Oh, yeah. One of the cutest things about Pat, and I'm sorry, we're going all over the place. He loves National Ampoon's vacation.

Well, because Chevy Chase, when he gets pulled over, the cop tells him, Hey, did you see... Everyone hates Cheveeuf, be chased, but there's no denying he's amazing in that movie. Okay. All right.

Sorry. They leave the grandma just in the rain. Oh, when she dies and the kid goes, ah, she smells. Get her away from it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, all right. We're getting back to it.

We get to the head of department dinner. Well, before night out, Batu looks gorgeous, but suddenly she doesn't feel well, so she's going to stay in. God. Mm-hmm. I want to acknowledge she's still not on the show.

Yep. So Ben is pissed that he got the helmet. He said, you don't give a department head a helmet. Well, you do if you make lobster spring holes in Wahoo and an orange sphinx cake for dinner. And that's when you get the helmet, buddy. So let's get back to Foxy Jaxes,

an empty restaurant in Castleware, wherever they are. Daisy and Ben really get after it. And Daisy tells Ben, you know, I hate you, but I hate Ellie, your little fucking Chihuahua, even more, okay? Tell her to shut the fuck up when I'm around. And he goes, all right, no problem. Well, she also accused him of, you know, you use your charm to get out of being a dick a lot, which he does.

He's got that little accent that's kind of cute. But he apologizes for that. So I'm thinking, this is it. I guess we're done for the evening. And they should have been done. We smooth everything over. I'm talking to the wait staff about being a Sagittarius. We're about to go out, but no,

Joow and Daisy go outside to suck down a sig, and they start relitigating that bends a piece of shit. To his credit, I'd be like, what are we doing here? We're reversing over the speed bump that we just conquered? I mean, what's going on? Well, it's not only coming from their mouths. they basically mentioned that hot captain pants said when ben wasn't there he said well when uh when he's not here it doesn't matter i don't care if he's not here or something to that

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