Kill James Bond! - The Heroism and The Windbreaker | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S3 E15

Episode Date: June 8, 2022

Dylan, Nick and Pat are back to talk about molecular gastronomy, how hot Gary was tonight, Laguna Beach, the term dunzo, Storyworth, our fans, Canadians and their niceties, Ashely being a rat and even more Below Deck Sailing Yacht. Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Down Under, Below Deck Sailing Yacht seasons 1 & 2 AND Love is Blind Season 2.  https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetworkVideo of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqw?sub_confirmation=1This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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That telling me. Welcome aboard another brand spanking episode of another below deck sailing yet podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. Oh, hey, matey's. Whoa, so dude. I'm just worried about Chewie's past producer podcast over there getting licked up and down by Nick's Yorkie Chewie. He's very hot, I think.

I'm very hot as well and that hot tongue is on pussins. You got to watch the video for this one. Got to show him a power. I'm going to show him a power. Are we doing tonight granted? Full disclosure, I took a little bit too much of a chocolate right before I hit the road. So I haven't kind of a crummy day. So I just thought, you know, why not

zonk myself out on marijuana? Anything you want to talk about? What's it have to do with Patreon? Patreon, Patreon, APS. We'll talk about it there. Oh, okay, good tea. Great tea. Great tea.

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I have one. We often, actually week after week, we do the near impossible and we put out a podcast We do the near impossible and we put out a podcast with an hours of below deck airing and Because of me that did not happen this week We all came with our normal cheery dispositions ready to record on Monday night after getting Below deck advance copy and I did not bring any memory cards So we would have just been to ourselves, and I want to apologize first to my co-host, and second to you all. I ex-tucked in the Jaco Willink last night. Nick, I welcomed it.

I needed a night off. Oh, cool. That's nice to hear. Hopefully you're not just making, I'm trying to make me feel better. No, no, no, no, it was lovely. I went home, I played Monopoly deal with my wife. She destroyed me.

And how to pretty evil smirk the entire time too. I questioned who I'd married after she was victorious over those two bouts. But yeah, no big deal. I never really calmed down. It's a Wednesday. Enjoy the show. Hey, another APSTs.

I was fighting with my wife on Sunday. I actually ended up sleeping on the couch. Maybe I'll tell that tale on APS. I went and searched for a drug addict in San Francisco, turned into APS, patreon.com, such another podcast network. You're out. Last PSA. Oh, I have one out of it.

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I'm going to talk about this New Yorker article I read about Tom Cruise's existentialism. What the fuck? Just go to free APS, there's that too. We have to get into the show, people are so upset. Pots and knots. What did I think of the episode? How did we like it? And also what did we think about it? Pack, go ahead. Come on, let Nick go. Nick? I'm looking through my notes, looking through my notes. Come on let Nick go Nick I'm looking through my notes looking through my notes It was good. I mean it's clear that we are winding down on the season But that being said they've done an okay job with it sounded so Midwest there

I was hanging out with guys from Wisconsin all weekend it rubbed off and Yeah, I guess I'm gonna have to have Dylan. I'm very schooled on the episode, but it was two days ago when I just, it was good, I liked it 72 days. Let me jump in here. Dylan's gonna have his work in front of him because there were two dinners that I'd like to this gastronomy, molecular gastronomy.

Well, you're a gastronomy? Yeah, I want Dylan to break down the game film on that. That'll be good. What is Agar Agar? What is it? It's like a tomato made out of vinegar. No, just go ahead. You'll go, right?

Okay, and then we got a preference sheet meeting, so that's gonna be where you were. And I got that down. I'm good on that. I'm ready. Then the episode had a lot of like that anchor issue, you know? Oh, yep. Sure.

That was pretty much it. Yeah. Zero knots. Once again, actually actually this little rat cruelty is on display tonight and some You know talk about this on my patreon a ps2 These Canadians are too nice. I don't I'm not Excitable the way these people are I don't enjoy life the way these people do And I'm a little bit envious, but if I was around these these happy go lucky Canadians for a half an hour

I would jump off the side of the boat Dylan. I'll one up. Yeah. I would have said straight to Lane's face bro I'm not in jackass for with you get the fuck away from I love those. Yeah, but they were a lot of fun. A lot of fun. They were very good people. It's just too nice. One of them is in our Facebook group, the guy whose name I couldn't remember and I can't remember it again. 12 you man.

12 pod. So we last left off with Marcos Broken Heart Pat. You had a pretty big big issue with the way this was framed last week. Well, I don't want to get ahead of myself, but when the old C dog asked Marcos, hey, what's up? And he's like, yeah, he tells him, you know, and he's like, so it's not your mother. Right? Because I was kind of felt the same way. All right. So luckily, you're almost missed a day of work last year because of his dog. So I mean, let's not throw stones, Colin.

Okay. I love you. The dog was young. It was very, very tragic. So luckily, Gary is there to cheer him up. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too.

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I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. about his mom dying or his friends mom dying again or death in general because it's up there with one of the most unavoidable things in life, you know. I hope the shit doesn't happen to me. Not in Venezuela, they're all like, I am not gonna bury my mom, my mom is gonna bury me. Everyone in Venezuela is John Q. Well, you're only promised to be the next life, Dylan. A heartache and death?

Death in taxes, Ben John. Benjamin Franklin, hey, you know, I, this is a little personal. I forgot about that one. Birth didn't you, Ben? Um, you know, when I was seeing him cry, you know, and he was worried that he's not gonna get to go home because of immigration status, let him.

And I'll openly say when my grandmother cashed out, mom's like, hey, you're coming home. I'm like, what's going on? You're going to do a funeral like, ah, we're going to have like a little thing. And I was like, yeah, let's skip it. She's like, she raised you. So the pleasant Canadians remind the crew

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It's magnificent. There is no way these maple eaters are gonna are aren't gonna love this We've got octopus in its own ink a well-marcosed has gone back to a timer too. We've also got clams and white wine sauce. What are you from Brooklyn? We've also got saffron rice with langosteen. The rice looked to be shit brown, so I'm not sure where that golden hue that saffron gives you when. But I'm sure it was flames as the kids say muscles and chorizo rounds us out. What can you say other than 90 pots you know but more important than the food was the conversation at dinner. We sit down to dinner and I realize that we've got a bit of a jokester. Oh that lane. We've got a bit of a jokester. He said oh

we're allergic to seafood and then he said said, are the chicken, are these, I can't talk to them, I can't talk to them, probably cause of the weed. I'm, he says, are these the chicken tenders? And also says, let's eat it while it's hot. Lane's a great guy, would love to be his friend, but I will say, with the seafood one, he might be regretting that one,

because looking back, he had no idea how close Marcos was to killing himself. And honestly, within the time that Lane was like, I'm just kidding, Marcos could have pulled a fucking pistol out and put a bolt in his head. He was not having a good time. No, he was and he probably wouldn't have done that but he is an ex-hit man.

So he does have a piece with him. Anybody who doesn't realize that is just not seeing. He couldn't go back to his home country because of visa issues. No, he's laid waste to that land. He can't ever go back. Now, that last thing I said, let's eat the food wall. It's hot, isn't a joke, but it does fit under the umbrella of things that if I heard at that dinner table, would make me very uncomfortable. under the umbrella of things that if I heard at that dinner table would make me very uncomfortable. Don't make people fake laugh. It's a really rude thing to put in somebody's lap. It really is. I hate when someone hates you want to hear a joke. My answer to myself. No. Dylan, no. Do you know how often during our network shows you go Nick laugh?

That's a good point. So as Marcos is getting dessert ready, he confides in the sea dog with sea dog as we covered. Doesn't really give a shit. So it's not your mother. Desert is Crembroulai, but let's move on to Gary speaking in the third person and sexually harassing his new girlfriend Scarlett. They run a package of Gary hitting on everyone including Glenn, which is a very dangerous game he's playing there, buddy. And then we get a little daisy and Gary for shadowing.

And also Marcos mourning the loss of his friend's mother. Anything before we hit the bed. But not his. No, that's about it. But Daisy does admit that she's giving up on love at the age of 34 well you'll find love in a hopeless place days yeah so we had to bed but not before the guests ask for Captain Glenn at dinner the next day and we take stock of the wind it's hailing and it's really just

up to the weird one to make sure that none of the smaller boats run into them. Funny enough, the only thing that Glenn is really worried about, which is funny because that didn't happen, you know, like the day after he's gonna be the one running into them. Crazy of the tide's turn. That is crazy. So as the wind is blowing like tits, evidently that's a seamen expression. The weird one makes a really great call. One that Lord Windermere was not brave enough to make because he was daydreaming of bruising Ashley's ass again. Don't buy floss, use your hair.

No, no, no, wake someone else up. All right. Pretty clever. She just wakes him up and hits the hay. Says you fucking deal with it. 48 loss of power kind of shit there. Loved it. So she's a genius because she's saving like 1399

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slash another podcast network, we'll take that part out too. Yeah, we will. We will. We really will. So we rise. The guests are all sleep deprived because they've been throwing up from this clown car andverting in the middle of the night. What a vacation. They then begin to drag. And the anchor turns into a bit of a deadliest catch kind of cage. It's picking up ropes and chains and treasure. It's all shot and Freud. This is absolute insanity. What is this a cartoon in the 1990s and they're going fishing? I'm surprised they didn't pull out a tin can

of boot and addiction area. Is that from Rocco's modern life? It's from all cartoons. Car tunes. Car tunes. Boot tin can. Hey Arnold. And then usually a third more absurd thing.

It was definitely in rocket power. All right, so Marco. Those kids were stoners looking back. Those kids were stoners and they were bullies. Okay. I've identified myself as a shooby my entire life. And it doesn't make me feel good. So Marcos is getting fucking lobster, Benny ready while all this shit is going on. And my God, does this turn into ghost recon pretty fucking quick? Gary's in the tender, the music is swelling and in this moment, I too thought Gary was pretty hot. That Dylan, this

is how he gets this how he does this. Yeah, it's the fucking I'll save everybody's life kind of, I guess, Mochismo, it's the heroism and the windbreak. it was Gary yesterday this guy's fucking hot yeah and then he'll go and then the next day he's not gonna be bragging about uh what he did and how he saved all your life so he's gonna be trying to fuck you right yeah what a man what a man what a mighty good man so once again and'm like shami man everything's fine and these fucking massacres guests gets to they get to whether this entire thing and then go hey any chance we can sail do you know what we just went through and

have you felt this boat for the last 16 hours? Why would you want to sail in this? Well, because producer told me to ask. They just ate breakfast like they were on a trampoline. Why would they want to sail? Gentlemen, as people have owned dogs in their adult life more than I have, is chewy under any risk of heatstroke? Because he is panting fucking off. That's what they do. They don't have sweat glands. Yeah, they have to breathe through their mouth. He knows that, but he's concerned about the level of the panting.

Does he have water? Yeah, he's got water. And it's way cooler out there. Please, I try to put the white claw on him and he moves. So why did you say please? You said please. Did you? I think you're talking to him.

I was. Wow. I just want him to go outside. Let's do this. Let's go pick him up and let's throw him out there and let's close the door so he has no- Yeah, but then we'll die. That's fine.

It'd be like Gary of us. All right, so let's move on to Lane telling Gary that there's two things he needs to know about this group, which right away, Jesus Christ. I mean, the guy is a sweetheart, he means well, but he's just so Canadian. He says, we love to dress up and we love to compete. What are they gonna be competing for, guys?

Plastic trophy. Yeah, the great Stephen trophy. Yeah, yeah. Do I do wanna, you know, I like to get into the the minutia the details of this lame Actually said together You may not know this about us right But we're competitive end quote right Gary should have said Lane Lane how would we possibly know that?

How how would we possibly know I just met you yesterday. I would say that you could take the word may out of that sentence because I don't know you. I don't know. You know me in context clues. You don't negotiate with Mickey Mouse for $250 million of a company you founded without being competitive. I knew you were competitive, Lane That's a good point and Gary was in that preference sheet meeting. Yeah, so All right, let's move on To sexy time guys, it's time to talk about Dame products. Okay, mean, this company just makes the sexiest stuff, don't they? Do you guys wanna talk about personal experience

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in the free airways without consulting either of us. But it was such a stellar idea that I think you knew you're going to hit it out of the park without one. I think it's pretty a stellar idea that I think you knew you were gonna hit it out of the park with that one. I'm pretty good about it before I open my mouth. I feel like it's actually the art of war because it seems very magnanimous of you, but I don't really think I interview with Benny's really gonna get more subscriptions.

I think, oh, you know what I'm saying? Oh, people don't listen to it for free. They're not gonna be like, oh, let me check out the pants. No ads, except for magic mind. So next up is C-Dog. He walks in for his expositional role in the cast and Ask Marcos about Molecular gastronomy So what is this stuff man

Marcos explains the role of Agar Agar in molecular gastronomy I don't know. Do you guys have any questions to ask me about this? Not really, but I used to frequent a restaurant at the SLS Hotel on La Siena again in West Hollywood called Bazaar by famous, is it Jose Andres? Jose Andres, yes. He was very, very into molecular gastronomy. If you don't mind, I'm gonna have to take this.

I'll be back in one second. Where you gone? Everything okay? Are you gonna take a phone call one second. Where you gone? Everything okay? Are you gonna take a phone call? Yeah. Are you worried? No. All right.

Hey, too bad we don't have this thing working. There used to be a show on the, I think it was the sci-fi network. It was called Marcellus Quantum Kitchen. It was one of those dudes that won top chef. This was the first time I, have you ever had a molecular gastronomy meal, Nikki? What do you think, Pat? No, no, I have not. have not. Alright so here's the thing and it's kind of smoking

mirrors so at this place called at Bazaar which is closed now I don't think it made it through the pandemic but anyway it used to you'd order it would be like you're ordering a hot dog so you're in this high-end restaurant but it didn't come out looking like a hot dog it came out're in this high-end restaurant, but it didn't come out looking like a hot dog. It came out as cotton candy, and you eat the cotton candy, and it tastes like a fucking hot dog. It was the craziest thing. So what your images are of food versus what it tastes like in your mouth, it completely fucks with you. Subversive expression of the culinary arts. I like that going both ways. You can do stuff that is made of other stuff

and looks like a hot dog. Wait no. It tastes like a hot dog, but it looks like cotton candy. Oh, or you could go something that looks like a hot dog, but tastes like cotton candy. And I'm gonna be happy either way. I love hot dogs. They also use nitrogen quite a bit to-

And your hot dogs? No. Yeah, you know a lot about molecular astronomy and I think we've covered it, but just a little bit more. Agar, agar and gels and multi-dextrose and all these fucking crazy ingredients. It really, all it does is thicken and make things so that you can drip it into water.

You know, I mean, it's all just, they're all thickeners essentially. It's just like, thickened shit so that you can make all this kooky shit out of it and a very, very important figure in molecular astronomy. So, a widely different kind of WD-40. He's not dead or anything, but I think the restaurant clothes or something like that. He made WD-40 and he's a chef? Well, what was it called? Is it WD-40 or is it DW-40? WD-40 is the grease, you remove squeezy? The grease squeezy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was DW40. No, that's DW40. That is Arthur's sister in her aging years.

Well, I forget what the restaurant was called and something look close to that. So now that we have a, DM me if you got that one. We have a really firm handle on Goliath. I think I explained it pretty well to the audience as I familiar. Yeah, I think you lead too.

So Ashley is being a little bit of a loudmouth, I guess, about the whole race thing. I'm not really sure why Daisy is so pissed at her during Pride. Especially with these guests, I know you should always maintain a level of... I think she thought like she doesn't want to sway the guests or make them feel uncomfortable in a way, which is why you talk less, I guess, as a stup. Yeah, but she's just yakin' it up with the, you know, the nox. There's nothing really all that bad

about what she's doing in Daisy is pissed. She did have a right last week when smash, she's like, hey, your name's smash, you look like a l- She's like, I am a l- Patrick, I'm concerned that I'm gonna have to bleep that and also, Nick, is that not what happened? I'm pretty sure that's how have to bleep that and also Nick is that not what happened. I'm pretty sure that's how I couch it last week. You didn't give me any shit

That's what the guy said sometimes you just wake up on a softer side of the bed I'm still you know I understand they said you probably get blackout She's like no I do get blackout. I headbutted every part of a door a couple of weeks ago. The hinges, the wood, the handle, and then the fucking floor. She's so lucky that didn't end up worse. Oh my God, that could have been a Christopher Reeves type moment. That was really, really bad. So, Daisy makes a quick blunderbuss of her own or she tells Marcos oopsie you've got to come up with another plate My bad Glenn is going to be sitting down. I'm not really sure why Marcos had such a conib

Shit about this just make more mango pearls just you know, it's not that big of a deal Or it'd be like mine. He's a mind if you don't tell any mother died. I mean his best friend's mother. Okay, so The crew are dressed as semen and we begin the race once again these get the guests are great But so extra the race goes very well and we end in a familiar place that only the sea rats would come to when a duel in They're very own watering hole the kids You're not gonna beat sea rats to a hot tub The final stage is a hot tub you have no chance of winning

I don't care if you're Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps in the water You know, it's just not gonna work. Lane fucked up when he asked Gary to help him with the events. Had they put the hot tub at the beginning, the sea rats would still be sitting. Yes, they would have laptop. Oh, it's not really the structure of the race, but anyways, the point stands.

So moving on, Marcos is still under a little bit of pressure. I think he was flipping out for some weird reason. What was the reason again? Glenn got added. So he had to make, instead of eight, because it was going to be a nine-four-stay. I thought he was going to make fun of his friend's mom. Oh, right. So first up is Andalusian Gospacho with Red Pepper and Cherry Tomato.

The Red Pepper is frozen. This is the problem with molecular gastronomy. No, don't want that. Don't want frozen roasted red pepper in my soup, right? That's probably, no, I don't want that. How prevalent is molecular gastronomy? Like, when's the last time you ate it? Well, so here's the thing.

I haven't eaten it for a long time. Molecular gastronomy really rose to fame, probably in the late odds, into the early tens. And it's kind of cooled off quite a bit. You know, it used to be featured prominently as I aforementioned, top chef. A lot of the chefs were really fucking with that in like 2009. Yeah, and now you have places like Husk and David Chang's places who are just, they're

more concentrated on good, large format, wholesome, ludicrously overpriced food. Nobody wants a mango ball that looks like a, that takes like duck liver and a hot dog. Yeah, it's just to he owns the resident food expert on the resident drunk where they still have gastronomy is in the mixology. Sure, you'll get some smoking your old fashion. Okay, but yes, Glenn says I don't know much about this, but it seems to be very popular and he couldn't be more wrong. It's actually pretty fucking chooky. You know, when I, one of my friends is Celestino Draggo, he owns all the great Italian restaurants in Los Angeles.

And I asked him, I said, what do you think about Bizarre? He goes, he's so good. You know, it's fun. You go out, you know, he just dismissed it as basically like a, yeah, you get a little ahi tunicone. That's cool. He's good, you know, you go there once, you know. That's out of business.

Which is right. That's cool. He's good, you know. You go there once, you know. That's out of business, you know. Right. All right, so next up we've got tomato and barada. The tomato looks like absolute shit. It looks like a fruit roll up got killed. But it does hit all the marks. We've got balsamic pearls and barada foam. You know, probably the most famous expression of molecular gastronomy of late is Francesco's

terrier, whatever the fuck that place is. Parmesan in five ways. There's a foam, there's a crisp. It's fucking, nobody wants to eat that. You do what once, you know what I'm saying? You do what once, you go with your friends once. Yeah, and I know Marcos is going through a hard time and I'm just learning about this whole sect

of culinary art. But I mean, learning about this whole sect of culinary arts. But I mean, that tomato looked nothing like a hot dog. No, it looked like a fruit roll up got killed. So after one of the guests tells the other about the process of making balsamic pearls, you have to drain them. What are you talking about? Upcoms, prosciutto, and melon, caviar.

Now, this is probably the most clean expression of the subset of culinary arts. And then I hear that dreaded ingredient, truffle, oil, a calling card for the tongue blind. It is truffle oil. Nailed it. Says one of my favorites. Says the, says one of the primaries.

Yeah. My God, man, have some pride. Next up, we've got Chipotle film over potatoes and poached squash and caramelized white wine. That's one of those snake oil kind of buzzwords, restaurant trick, caramelized wine. That's not anything. It's just creative writing. All in all, though, despite the truffle oil magnifice and showing 80 pots, you know, but even if those goddamn frauds want truffle oil, you just don't put it on anything.

So let's keep going with the cool mom guests. They bring everybody up and they say, hey, we want to see you guys slap us in the face. That is a great way to endear someone to you. Hit me. What did you guys think about? What were these called? Hurricanes. Hurricanes.

I don't get it. Who cares? Why would you do this? Lane. Lane. Do you think I'm the Wee-Man? Oh, you gave me an article. Okay.

Jackass again. Wee-Man. Yeah. I'm not Johnny Knoxville. What cocktail would you like, sir? Right. Right. And what kind of fucking massacism are you into?

There it is. It's great point. You know, this is an example, you know, our old boss, Adam had this theory about like rich people going to places where they get tied up and punched in the face. This could be a version of that. because they have so much control in their life that one thing that gets them off is to lose control, put their hands behind their back and be punched in the face.

What a dumb take. What is this alcove of wealthy people going to get the shit beat out of them? Well, in billions, what the fuck is the very first scene? It's all I watched. Yeah, that documentary billions. Yeah Do his writers pull from truth and stories they've heard Did you know that Doug Allen created that show and it was stolen from him? He stole it from me I'll never talk to those motherfuckers again

There's no loyalty in this business great podcast podcast, Rambalon by Doug Allen. Two people are listening to it. Yeah. Why do you hate that show, sir? I don't hate him. The podcast? Yeah. Because I told you, he got his brother owns podcast one,

and he got a half a million dollars of free advertising and no one gives a shit about his show. We have to talk about, I'm very high right now. Is there more chocolate in there? No, I took it from home. I can't believe I didn't bring it even. I am so hungry. Speaking of high, we got to talk about the Bill Mar podcasts

on APS because my god is that man putting out gold. And when I say gold, I mean it sarcastically, but it is gold in that when you watch it, make sure you're gonna shit your pants. And it's very yummy. It's not an awkward conversation. Bill Mars talking to Bella Thorne about how transgenders are just popping up all over the place. And she's like, I don't want to be here. He's normally used to saying something and an audience clapping. Right, right. There's no audience in his living room. All right, this is what happened.

If I would have been there, I would have standing up. All right, we got, we have one day in between when we watched and when we record, which really throws a wrench into things because I have no idea what happened in the show. But what I do know is that Father's Day is coming up. is that Father's Day is coming up. To be fair to us, we went three years with no one, we couldn't get arrested in this podcast where no one would fucking advertise at all. So we're making up for lost time.

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She was on the bow of the deck, trying to get some man away from her. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. How dare you gas like that recollection. She did her best to try and forge him though, but despite her best efforts,

if you've got a little rat like Ashley aboard, you're going to get boned every single time. I think it took her two minutes to deduce that Scarlet needed to be ratted on. You know, she just sees not even two minutes, one second of her talking to Gary. And she goes and rats Ashley has got to get off TV. I'm getting tired of her, you know, and I know she's young, but you know, enough, you know, immature, broken 23 year olds, it gets old after a while. So let's get to the next morning. Next morning. Shakshuka is on the menu a magnificent morning food, and then we sadly say goodbye to the best charter guests we have ever had.

But how did they tip, Pat? Well, Dylan, I'm glad you asked. This is the biggest tip of the yachting season at 23k. And then the breakdown's really weird. I mean, you could fucking put down a down payment on a Honda Civic with this money. It's 2550. That's fucking some good money. I might go BSC right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was this three days? Yeah, three days, 25 hundred in tips. Wow. But it doesn't happen every time. Most of the time you're you ruin someone's vacation and they tip you a thousand dollars and they get the fuck out of there. They tell all their friends never do that unless they're camera

horse and they go, we'd love to come back. So bad news is we've got to pick up the charter tomorrow but we'll handle that in due time first and foremost it's an important moment it's time for the Laura Daley and Matt Zimmerman from Santa Monica, California right in our backyard. Lauren Matt are roommates who have chartered the world together. So are they weird swingers? I don't know. We'll find out. But I feel it was very weird that they describe them as roommates. Laura is a software engineer and no stranger to sailing.

Matt's drink of choice are champagne for breakfast, beer for lunch, and wine for dinner. I didn't even finish writing that, but I remembered it. I love that. I don't, it was a weird, they must not have said what he did for work because that's what he got. He's a drunk. Oh, got it, got it, he's a drunk. Well, he does have the right progression of booze throughout a day. I mean, champagne in the morning,

ice cold beer when it gets hot out, run to a clock, and then a lovely bottle ofuale at night. I mean, that's the way it should go. That's Friday, Saturday and Sunday for me. Yeah. Also, during them are Alex, also Allegra and Gabe, who were supposed to be married in 2020, but had to cancel because of COVID, as Glenn said.

They decided what better way to make up for lost time than to get married by Captain Glenn and get sub-par service on a sailing yacht where they probably won't even be able to sail on a beach in the med. On day one, they want... What's that? What was that again? They couldn't think of a better...

I think I missed some... They couldn't think of a better way to make up for last time than to have Glenn marry them. Yeah, yeah. Okay, got it. I added some of this stuff in between that made it sound worse, but yeah, they couldn't... They don't sound very imaginative.

No, no. They don't sound very imaginative people. Maybe they'll have a white party. No, astrological rave, which we actually haven't heard, which gives more creative ideas to my theory that they might possibly be swingers. Day two, they want a beach wedding with reception to follow. Laura has celiacs disease, which I think is just a godsend for complainers to bitch about take it easy. Sometimes it's serious and you know if you have endometriosis or something like that,

it can be pretty sensitive. I have just a personal theory that 90% of people who have autoimmune disorders are putting on a little bit. Gluten free and dairy cake is required for this made up problem in Virgil and Mal, and I'm just kidding, kind of don't complain to me, I don't care. Virgil and Malie are friends of Laura Virgil

is the head of a creative agency, and Malie previously worked as a restaurant something, couldn't read the word, and has worked with every celebrity chef you can think of. A restaurant, something, let's fill this in. A restaurant tour. Building. I thought possibly, but I do think it the word ended.

Manager. Tour, yeah, restaurant tour. He pulls money together, open up restaurants. Oh, that's about two years. You take all the money out of it. Shucks in my hands. Yeah, then you go, yeah, then you run out of there with the money. Well, okay, okay. And yeah, so he's built some celebrity shifts. Use their name

to a Kristen Cavalieri. Do you want to invest in this new serial place I've got West Hollywood? It's called Are You Serial? That's good. One time. Oh, you're not there for the ABC piece. It's okay. We'll use Corey Feldman. One time I was in Nashville with my girlfriend and we're in some place and she saw Kristen Cavallari and she evidently didn't own my affinity for Laguna Beach and told me when we left and I was incensed and that concludes the preference. She-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me- Lauren didn't go to Paris. And it gave us the word Dunzo. My car is so dunzo. Remember when Azuzu Trooper started smoking on the 405? Do I remember? I do not.

So, um, Marcos is freaked out over this gluten shit. That's right. And then we get a private chef who heads over for a beautiful dinner. But sadly, Marcos is in a glass about to drown. We'll handle that next episode because this here is the end of our episode. You know, got a little wild tonight. You think it's at least in my brain. So thanks for listening and thanks for supporting us and all of our fabulous sponsors

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