Another Below Deck Podcast - The Mentalist | Below Deck Med S8 E11

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

Dylan and Pat are back to break down meaninglessness, drama, dentistry, Amish and how he's a drunk, scuba, the amazing magic of mentalism and more from Bravo's Below Deck Med.To learn more about microdosing THC go to Microdose.com and use code: (badtv) to get free shipping & 30% off your first order.Ad Free and Uncensored at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbachelorpodcast/This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

When he was leaning back in his chair as he was staring at chef jack and he had like had a glass of whiskey. He was King Joffrey in his mind at that moment. Yeah, and the point of Game of Thrones, which is why it was so tragically bastardized by those lightweights, is that all of the politicking means nothing because they're a greater force is to play. And that couldn't be more apt to this situation. You clean shit and serve people, jalapeno margaritas. You don't matter. I mean, none of us really do, right?

At the end of the day, I mean, you know, names are so often forgotten. But you are really nothing. That's not nice. Welcome aboard another brand spanking episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan I'm subtle up next to one Patrick kickie permission to come aboard granted Sup babe. How you doing, baby? I'm good. Hmm I'm good, baby Got an episode of below deck talk about yeah, not a good one. You don't think so no

Huh, you know, The holidays are coming up. So, you and I were kind of talking off Mike. Yeah. How are they gonna finish this season before Jesus' birthday? No idea. Yeah, I think they're gonna start doing that two-and-episode thing.

Yeah, two a week. We've done it before. Oh, yeah. Because Bravo is not going to step on the sacred time of year when Jesus was born. Andy's running around the office is screaming about how the manger does the manger mean nothing to you. We have to do this twice a week. No, my favorite part of the episode was the... Of course, the puke counter.

No, it was the sleeveless mentalist on James Bond night. How about that guy? Yeah. Three for three. Chukka mentalist, chukka good magician into really any social setting and just watch the fireworks, hit the well there's no ceiling to this guy but I mean it'll be fireworks right are we getting into our thoughts and not already or we have PSAs all right PSA this is an important one okay you guys love Ruby Ren papaya dog girl okay we're in

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spread the gospel of this podcast about below deck. So, we have got some stuff to get into. And the stuff begins with the segment called Pots and Nots and thoughts and general thoughts. I'm gonna go first if you don't mind. Please. Bad episode. And the season is kind of showing its fangs a little bit to be not that great of a season, I think. It's just not that great of a season, right? Right. Um, we're, we're limping around third right now and we're talking about schedules and we're talking about the nuances of being a boss in and schedules and leaving trash in the galley before you go out and party all night.

So that's not good tell me no that's bad sleeveless mentalists that's good right about dentists with alcohol addiction. Yeah that's really really great. You know I love when you're getting your molars drilled, you know, and you can smell vodka. And you're like, something's out right here and they're like, oh no, it's just, we just keep everything clean. You're just, that's just like mouthwash. That's right.

It's like mouthwash. It's rubbing out, call. It's like, so why is there a hint of pineapple and jalapeno? I don't get that. That's a new toothpaste we're doing. You'll find it. If we, if we, you know, shine your teeth up like that, you'll see. But no, yeah, this guy's a real drunk and we'll see him break glasses and walk into C-Rat sleeping quarters on the next episode, which will be fun. But tonight, we got a lot of talk about schedules and that's not good.

not good. And also Kyle is, Kyle is starting a podcast and I couldn't be more happy for him. I don't want our fans to go into his, and this is not sarcastic. I'm not trying to be tongue and cheek. I don't want our fans to go into his review section and leave one stars because we take the high road. The world will do that. So don't do that. Okay. But if you do want to support him, go support him if you like Kyle. Go for it. I personally think that he's made of that pink slime from Ghost Busters 2. Oh, I thought you were going to say this stuff that chicken nuggets is made out. No, no, no, no, it's that pink slime in the sewers of Ghost Busters 2 that it feeds off anger and discourse and misery. And it gets more powerful.

Discord? Is it discourse? Isn't it like public discourse or discord? I don't want to be this guy. Okay. I don't want to do this. Zero pot. No, I don't. Zero pots. Okay. Okay. I don't want to do this. Zero pots. No, I don't.

Zero pots. Okay. Here's my thoughts on this. I agree with you totally with this episode. We're rounding third. Things are starting to slow down. A lot of the things in this episode, we're not very entertaining. One thing I grabbed onto, and to me, I know it seems like I beat up on you a lot, but

we've got to kind of let you have it here. You sit Kyle down at some point during the episode. I think it was like in the stairwell. And you'd been told what he did to Jack and Lily the night before. And you give him kind of an impromptu employee review slash back channeling session. You allow him to know that you spoke with Chef Jack and Lily, meaning they came to you to complain about what he did. So I feel like I'm in the Goddamn movie Groundhog Day. Performance reviews don't really,

they're not efficient when the person who you're reviewing is rolling their eyes the entire time, and you're saying, I know. The point is not driven home. I hate to fire people. I've been a manager, a supervisor, owner of a company. I know it's very difficult. But what Kyle engaged in at that night at the nightclub.

And Chef Jack's hands aren't clean either. A little bit. It would appear to me that he was kind of trying to instigate a little bit of That being said Sandy had told them last episode you do one more fucking thing you're out of here Mm-hmm, and he did one more thing. Yep, and rather than report it to Sandy to me You chose to brush it off. Why? Because you need a monster. Sometimes doing the right thing is the hardest thing to do. Boy, I'm getting really good at breaching here. No, no, no.

The stakes are really fucking low for Seerat. Hey, hey. It's not like they're in Congress, right? Hey, Pat, get me in the pews because I'm all here for it. All right, you know? To me, to me, come on now. You got to do the right thing. Kyle is creating a hostile work environment, and I know it's maritime law.

It's, you know, Seer rats, you do things to each other, but he definitely should not be there. He is the problem on the boat and he needs to go. Yeah. Anyway, we're all supposed to go on, oh, I love that mentalist. I thought it was a decent episode, 25 knots. So last we left off, we were at,

ooh, stirria. And we were, ooooh, stirria. And we were having this really not United States conversation about degrees of banter or bants. It's just one of those things that I don't think Americans really have any fucking idea with these people are talking about. Kyle takes away and to me states that he is a stick of dynamite that needs no match. And I want to say that that whatever came out of her mouth made absolutely no sense.

Well, it's just that it's incorrect. He's he's pink slime. He's the chicken nugget pink slime that that is in the sewers that feeds on anger. He's not it's dynamite. He's pink slime. The idea that he's dynamite, but there's no match, but it still explodes. I believe she was trying to say that he starts fights for no reason Yeah, I believe that was the point right right right. Yeah, and that's totally true Now that silent actor is dick is hard. He wants to dance. Okay. He wants to race. He wants to dance

And he's really talked up. He's ready to go out but before we get to a mostly empty club He's ready to go out, but before we get to a mostly empty club. Captain Time Shares walking around. And she sees the... This is back at the boat. Yeah, back at the boat. She's there's Vegemite on glasses and fucking Laura's noodles all over the place. And there's calm everywhere. And she's like, oh, this is not okay. It is not.

It's not. So we get to Beastoo. everywhere and she's like, oh, this is not okay. It is not. It's not. So we get to be stew. We rip shots and Max begins speaking on Peter Pan and how he's Peter Pan and he makes a modicum of sense, but with his kind of jumbled, fun, bingo, cage, brain energy, but he doesn't make any sense either. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Supposingly and big Lee that Jack is someone who will turn her against the rest of the team and to form her own opinions of the people that he thinks she should hate. Now, does that, does that sound familiar?

What it is, of course it's familiar, it's his, it's his hot route. It's what he goes to every single time, but the inability to recognize how embarrassing the behavior is, coupled with the mental wellness posts on Instagram and the kind of big stakes that he really talks about everything. And it's just a textbook fucking malignant narcissist. There's this is the grandiose way Kyle, I'm coming for you, sorry, I really held off the donger. Oh, don't apologize to his big pink ass. You are fucking C-rat. And you're, you just gossip in backstab and start fights.

The stakes couldn't be fucking lower, but you speak in such grandiose terms. You're not a fucking member of parliament with one of those funny wigs on doing something important. No, no. You're cleaning fucking toilets and backstabbing people, you dumbass. Right, right, right.

I, dude, you know, he said like in one of those posts today because we fall on Instagram, as you pointed out. He's like, he's like, you don't know me, but if you think you know me, I'm better, even though I don't know myself. One of those stupid things, read it three times. I have no idea what he's trying to say. He's like,

He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like,

He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, So, and what I tell you is what I do know is you got to go fucking talk to some people, because you're... Yeah, it's never going to take.

You know, my therapist said that she doesn't even speak to narcissists. She won't sit across from them. The good, because it's just not going to work. Well, she first have to diagnose them to even understand she... Yeah, yeah, right. I heard this thing that there's actually really only 4% of the population are narcissists, so the term is overused quite a bit. But I don't think it's overused here. I don't. I think it's a war, emotional

immaturity. No, I think it's narcissism. I think it's a warping of reality that could see your face pulled into a shadow, a shadow pool. What? Shallow pool of water and just drown there. That's exactly what he's fucking doing. When everyone hates him. When he was leaning back in his chair as he was staring at Chef Jack and he had like had a glass of whiskey, he was King Joffrey in his mind at that moment. Yeah, and the point of Game of Thrones, which is why it was so tragically bastardized by those lightweights, is that all of the politicking means nothing because they're a greater force is to play and that couldn't be more App to this situation you clean shit and serve people jalapeno margaritas. You don't matter

I mean none of us really do right at the end of the day. I mean You know names are so often forgotten, you know. But you are really nothing. That's that nice. So, Lily kicks this whole thing off and has to kind of chain smoke down another barrage of gossipy bullshit from Kyle. And then we get to the bands. Lily is according to Kyle, very influenced by Jack.

And when Tumey says, I don't think so, Kyle says, drunk man sober man, I don't give a ship what you think. And then despite the fog of drunkenness, he realizes, oh, she's my boss, I should probably tell her, actually I do care. Yes. But the truth of the matter is he could not care less what she thinks. Because the only thing that matters is what he thinks because he's in a league in narcissism.

Hey, by the way, we're having Laura Tomb Raider on this week. So I'm so excited to talk to him. Yeah, we'll get to the bottom of all this, what she was seeing on the ground. So put your, submit your questions for her and our Facebook group at another Ballotic podcast. So hot smut in the vans, Lili tells Maximeleon to take her to bed.

Woo, and then we get to tandem creepy camps. Luca and Jess, stressfully having sex with one another. And- The Frenchman and Lily. Max a million and Lily sliding off of the bed. Yeah, it's crazy stuff. So, we get to the next day.

Next morning, Lily's having a tough time. Yeah. Nobody else's. And this is where I don't want to get ahead of myself, but one of the things that comes with being a professional C-Rat, you have to be able to hold your liquor and you have to be able to go to work the next day. Because what naturally comes with a kind of flight for your life away from all the problems that you've ever endured is a real, real bad out call problem.

And you have to have money in order to keep traveling around the world and running away from finding yourself. But also saying that you're finding yourself. With that, you have to be able to scrub shit off with the toilet the next day. I mean, it's just you have to be able to do it. And Lily, I don't want to tell you how to do your business. But I think you've been on this boat for 30 hours,

probably not a good, not working the whole day. Now, Dylan, I also noticed something. Next morning, with Luca in the Frenchman, they trade stories. Oh, yeah, yeah. So you just, you know, bedded to women, you know, and I don't know if the audience knows this, but with guys, the descriptions,

when they trade stories, it's never, well, she kissed my belly gently all night and then she touched my hair and then she kissed me and I got, she still smell my lips. It's, did you bang her, bro? Yeah, nice, followed by a fist bump and then no details, we shared. That's how we talk about something. Yeah, guys don't have a lot of dirt on really anything.

And women are often frustrated by it, you know. Right. How'd it go? Good. Nice. Jubanger? Yep. Okay.

Cool. So Jack and Tumi have a little chat about how Kyle is a broken little bitch who's bad at McAvely and politics. I mean, he is so bad at his politics because what he's trying to accomplish is done in the shadows, not out in the daylight as loud as you possibly can in a thong. Can I say he's bad at it, but in the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king. Everybody else is so bad too at all of, that he's getting away with it. Makes me sick.

Movement is medicine, Lily, and she is not moving. She is not, as I mentioned, a professional C-Rap because we cut to the deck. I mean, these people are up and atom. They were slamming shots of blowjob and Long Island's the night before, and now they're just excited and ready to go diving. Adam, they were slamming shots of blow job and long islands that night before. And now they're just excited and ready to go diving.

You know, you need to develop that muscle. Laura and Haley and Luca are absolutely fine, but Luca and his pearls are not having a good morning because he is called up to the bridge. And captain Zandie says, hey, there's a big mess, and that sucks, right? And listen, Lucas is a cutie, right? He is. And he also takes criticism well.

Yeah, he takes criticism pretty well, but he's definitely faltering a little bit. Yeah. It's getting close to the end of the season. He's trying to fuck everything that moves. He's more focused on pussy than he is his job. That's absolutely. And that's just the fact.

And also, when are the pearls going to be out of fashion? Because I'm excited for that day. I'm really excited for them to go by the way of the choker, right? Not only lasted like a year and a half. Well, lasted a long time. Then it got kind of reanimated, I think, probably by Taylor Swift. Well, I hope Uggs don't come back. They were really ugly. It's actually in the name of the shoe. Yeah. It's amazing when people say, you know, this product's not going to work. What about Uggs?

You know, you gotta have belief in yourself. Totally. So you're gonna be an entrepreneur, you gotta have belief in yourself. Yes, you do. Cause you're gonna get a million notes before you get a yes. Absolutely.

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and 30% off your first order. Microdose is available nationwide. Links can be found in the show description below. All right. we charge forward. Yeah, puke count hits five right now. Yeah, Jess is in a very scary place. Her feelings for Luca are starting to grow. Oh, Jess, poor, poor Jess. She knows what he is. He's a Scorpio. Oh, this one. Yeah. He is of that parable from that off-hungard French film with Ryan Gosling, where the bad guy is Albert Brooks.

Mm-hmm. You know what I'm talking about? I think so, yeah. Yeah. The frog and the scorpion. Right, right. He carries them across the river and then the scorpion stings him. He stabs them and he goes, what was that for?

You said you weren't gonna do that? He goes, this is a numbs because the sand I'm a scorpion. I lie all the time. Take my poison. Look at me. And in this case, the poison is the same. That's right. So work is done while Lily pukes and to me has that conversation that she needed to have

with Kyle and when she said that she needed to have a conversation with Kyle at that club, I was like, yeah, yeah. I'm excited to see this one. And that's exactly what happened. You cover this because you were right on the money. Too many chats with Kyle about Kyle being Kyle, who's powered by the pink slime in the sewer of New York City from the movie Ghostbusters 2.

And he claims Lily came to him to get an understanding of the drama on the boat, a thing that did not happen. The way that they interacted was he overheard Chef Jack saying, let's not talk about this and then lorded over her with his finger in a face. Basically saying, you are gonna take my side or their side and if you take their side, it's gonna be bad for you. So he's lying here and then to me essentially waves the white flag because

She needs them and for her that's all that matters Despite the fact he's creating a complete hostile work environment. He says honey jack is blocked on social media and if I hear this kind of conclusive end to a friendship, one more time, I'm just going to lose it because Kyle, I got to say, no one gives a fuck about literally anything that you do with your social media and your podcast and your acidic personality. He is pink slime. Who came up with the shapes at McDonald's? I mean, is that nonsense or is that nonsense? I'm not sure if I'm familiar with talking about that.

The nuggets are their nuggies, right? They're circles. But then there's the boot. I haven't seen the boot, but yeah, they look like little gold nuggets, man. One was the last time you had a nugget. Oh, I get them all the time for my daughter. Oh, you got to pay attention.

You got to look at the sizes, the shapes. They're very, very, they're amorphously consistent. It makes no sense. Well, I'll check that out. It's like, the silent film actor is the one at their test kitchen. He's like, I think it should be a circle and a cowboy boots All right, we got to get to a preference sheet meeting friend shape meeting meeting What do we got not a lot here guy named Michael? He basically does fucking fake tooth implants

They make a lot of dough in there. You can make a lot of dough I mean people people charge an arm and a leg for those things. Dude, I was gonna get one. The cheapest one, and by the way, it's not just a one day thing. You gotta go back like three times. They gotta put a piece of pole in your fucking gums. And then they put the new tooth in there, and they go to screw that down or whatever.

Yeah, anyway, it's like five grand or something. Yeah, that's on the low end. Mm-hmm. And think about what poor general lions had to go through. What'd she have to go through? I mean, she got her whole mouth done. Oh, is that right? Oh, yeah.

So it's gonna be in a 007 casino royal night. That is a, that's just a casino night, made a little bit different by the cultural reference. So yeah, we've seen that a thousand times. And then one of the requests is, and it's not so much a request to more of a passive aggressive kind of OTA, kind of thing where you go,

we're practicing in July, you don't have to be there, but when you don't show up, we're gonna notice. Late night snacks are welcome. What is that? Yeah, I think you nailed it. Just say we need late night snacks. Yeah, we got some drinkers. Oh my god, yeah. Amish. Amish. Capitia. Amish. Lilyly is still fucking off but thankfully she has silent film actor to give her water and now she's got a problem on her hands i'd want to point something out so lily is still passed out i think the pub

counters six or seven right now kyle and and chat yeah or jeska chat and just a kind of complaints about lily not waking up yet to do work. And Kyle says he can't say anything because anytime he talks he gets accused of causing drama, which I'd argue he's doing right now. He's accusing someone of getting him in trouble if he talks about them.

When you can only see your reflection, the nuances and complexities of life play no part. Wow, who said that? Me? Oh, nice dude. I mean, he's a, can you, that's the reason why I think he's pathologically in trouble, because there's not, he says things without any irony that youologically in trouble because there's not he says things without any irony that you're just like it's not even funny. It just makes you so disgusting. God, he's starting to really wear on me. Yeah, this episode was tough. So to me reports

Lily to Sandy. Yeah. And she goes down there and knocks on the door and Lily says, who is it I'm throwing up? Sandy says it's your captain and says, just wanna remind you, this is a real job. Fucking sea rats. I mean, it's just unbelievable, man. Isn't it great that a captain has to say that? Yeah. That's what they really do treat the

thing like. They just show up and fucking party. It's unbelievable. But not Tomb Raider. Well, not Haley. No, no, no. But before we move on, I want to say this. So Sandy warns Lily, if she does this again, she may put her on double secret probation. Okay. Yeah. She did say this. If this happens again, we're going to talk. She says, if you go out and drink so much that you can't get out of bed for work the next day, we're going to have a conversation. How about I'll fire your ass because that's what it should be. Uh, two of us on the phone with the provisional person and the person hears that it's going to be a double of seven party.

And because they're on acid too, says I think a mentalist would be perfect. So Lilly finally gets up has to get right to work. There's a shot of her cleaning the toilet. I think she's taking a shit at the same time. It was really weird. It was like she had given up and emptied her pals. Pukes counters at 10 at this point.

Night falls, Lily is still really sick because I think she said that when she drinks she gets low blood sugar. That's right. That she's got diabetes. And then we get to a little fun time in the mess crew, mess hall. What are they called? That's the mess hall. Yeah, the common area. Yeah. Now did Tomb Raider list this on her earlier

C-Rat history? No. Okay. This is a new C-Rat history. And it's C-Rat history. It is not, it does not have a place on the C-Rat sad scale. Absolutely not.

You know, you didn't pull that scale out. No. You wouldn't pull that out for somebody talking about how they love opera. Not at all, but did she say she's an enthusiast and because she was singing, but she wasn't doing very good opera. No, listen,

Tomb Raider excels at most things notacles. She really excels at perceiving traps and tombs and on sarcophagine stuff like that, but an opera singer, she is not. Well, she's not according to her, says, one day she hopes to be an opera singer. Yeah. Dill, things that won't happen ever. Yeah. That boy, are we being mean? No, I think she was kidding about that because she was how horrible she is at singing, but listen, I root for any and all dreams the Tomb Raider has. Half, it's late.

It's not late, it's 7.30. So Lily has turned it around, the bread is back and she has returned to burning clothing. Haley is going diving and we should say next day. Next day. Haley is going diving and the crew is arriving. Now during a little meeting, we remind Lily that the, you know, we're happy that you're back and black and all that stuff, but you need to take initiative.

And when we're having this conversation, we get a call from Sandy who says, hey, I don't have clothing. And Lily says in an OTF, there's no winning here. There's only failure and no positivity. Listen, I get it. You're kind of thrown to the lions here. But don't apply for the show. Well, all right, great point. All right, so to me realizes she's got someone green and green is a nice way of saying someone lied on their resume because Lily doesn't know

how to do anything. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So, that's not, wouldn't be the first time. I think it was at the beginning of this season we had a dude that lied, wasn't even, he was basically stolen identity. Oh, that's right.

Yeah, no, he was a drug trafficker. Right, and then we had a chef that had no qualifications and decided on a nice lovely evening out on Charter that she'd served nachos with corn on top. Yeah, she'd light on a resume too. She did, yeah, she didn't say on a resume that she hates gaze as much as she does. Right, we also had a boasting that I called,

she used to win at Street Fighter, I forget who that character was. Oh yeah, she used to win at Street Fighter, I forgot who that character was. Oh yeah. She last like, ray gun. Ray gun. It's not new to lie on your resume to be on below deck. So the charter guests arrive, first name last name, like Steven's good to me, he is jacked

and these people are already drunk. He is jacked. Hey, Dill, if you don't mind, I just want to back up one second. We'll get to the guest. Tumey says referring to Lily, we give people chances, they fail and they leave. That's a great attitude, Tim's. I agree with firing Lily. I agree with Tumey's mindset.

Lily worked for minutes during a charter and proceeded to get drunk, causing hangover thus disrupting the workflow. Here's where Tumey fucks up. Don't say it out loud to another employee you wear amateur. Jesus fucking Christ. I mean, wow. Tum's having a tough guy.

Groundhog day, Tum, I'll tell you what, why don't we have you on at the end of the season, you can explain away all this stuff. Generally it's better to just fall on a sword, it's endearing to the audience. Yeah. Mm-hmm. People to the audience. Yeah. Mm-hmm. People like our redemption. Exactly.

They're like, how is she gonna get back up because the sword has impaled her? But I feel bad because there's a sword in her. So these charter guests are already drunk. This guy Cliff is definitely... He has a waste management vibe to him and by I mean, I think he orders hits on people. Oh, but you thought he was really drunk too. And what have given that away? The fact that grown adults are throwing crackers at each other? Well, that's Amish Kapiche.

I mean, he's just absolutely losing his mind. But we cut back to Kyle's tooth problem. Humanity was like, it's so painful. And then the one guy, Sunsign, my Sunsign Amish is well on his way to blackout. Now we get a little meanwhile here. And while laundry's bad, it's very bad. And Kyle and Jack aren't speaking.

And then Amish could be, she goes down. Well, I'll take one. Why do adults think that they can do this? It's like the bachelor party of the second marriage where you're 42 and you're like, let's fucking turn up. Let's go to the strip club, man. The headache at four o'clock, you order chicken tenders and you watch sports center and you fall asleep.

Yeah. Yeah. I love the 40 year olds that think they're going to go to Vegas. Sit by the pool and drink copious amounts of alcohol and how you're done. They still rally to go to a club at 11, get the hell out of here. The vibes are so awkward because everyone's just like, I can't have a conversation with anybody. I need to be in bed on YouTube shorts.

And then maybe I'll beat off. Maybe. I have the energy. All right, so let me explain a way, this whole dentist issue with, there are a bunch of goddamn alcoholics trying to bury their stresses. Studies show 25% of Dennis struggle with depression. And that only accounts for those who report it.

Here's why. I'm interested so to stride, he's walking around on the boat in circles. He's like, I'm not a real doctor. So this is what happens. You go to school, right? You think you're going to do something meaningful, meaningful with your life in the fast-paced industry of dental care. And then your first client opens his mouth and it turns out he must have lost a

toothbrush 18 years ago and never got a divina because now you're dealing with that. Right. Right. Right. And also no one ever wants to see you, right? Mm-hmm. Someone walks in their office, they don't want to be there. It's a place they never want to be and they never want to see again. Well, and I've done this job before,

but I hate dentistry. I hate the profession, I hate the people that work in it. I think that their expectation of people is bullshit. I think they have an innovated. They really are just lazy. And they masquerade as all knowing and helpful. There's nothing helpful about you telling me that I need to floss twice a day for 60 seconds each time.

Nobody has fucking time for that, okay? Nobody's gonna fucking do that, okay? And don't tell me that the scope picks aren't as good and that you need to actually do the flossing because I'm not gonna do that. I'd rather just fucking pay 40 grand and have my teeth decay when I'm 50, okay? I'm not going to do that. Or just buy a new teeth. Also, everything is pain. Everything is pain. Everything is discomfort. And let me tell you, I was all in on COVID, right?

I loved COVID. I was like, let's be safe, you know, let's be safe. Um, you know, let's be safe and watch Tiger King, right? I wasn't one of those people that was like, you know, not me. And who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, and by not me, and I mean, you're not gonna make me, you know, and who cares, right? But I, my last dentist, and I'll stop soon.

This guy, this guy took my bonded retainer out, okay, jacked up my bottom teeth, right, my bottom teeth are disgusting now because of this guy. And I could not get in the elevator in February of 2023 without a mask. I mean, come on, guy. I'm paying you a bunch of money.

You're stabbing my face with needles. It's just get better. Sorry. I had a dentist one time. I couldn't help myself. I was like an OCD thing. My tongue for some reason wanted to keep inspecting what the person was doing to that.

Did you have to check their work? And he warned me like four times, and then he hit my tongue with one of those things. It made it bleed. Yeah. He did that on purpose. Oh yeah, he definitely did. Son of a bitch.

So lunch is served at Skirtstake, with Chibicherry with Linguini and Mussels, which is a classic combo. Mm. Yeah. I kid, that's disgusting. But this is a nice heavy lunch, which is much too much for water sports and scuba diving,

but these toothed professionals need some soaking up. So this is a very, very necessary meal for check to serve. We need a big vataposta, we need some protein and a light condimento. Then this work schedule thing shows up again. Bravo. Come on. I didn't even take notes on it. I was so bored. I forgot that these folks are going diving. And we've seen this in the past with Asia going, you know, I'm sure you're not. Yeah, you can go diving. No, you can't. Not when you've had 15 shots, tequila, a vatiposta, and you're

going 10 meters underwater. It's just not a good combo. But we get a little seerat history on... Haley. Haley. She loves diving. 15,000 log dives. Wow.

Yeah, she knows what she's doing. Who in God's name has time for 15,000 log dives? I can't even imagine that. A lot of time. You know, I had a dude work for me for a while where I'd pick him up on Mondays and I go, what'd you do this weekend? And he'd say, oh, I binged two shows on Netflix. And I'd say, don't you have three kids?

And I'd say, don't you have three kids? Where do you find the time to watch 41 hours of television over the course of a weekend? Oh, I know who you talking about. Oh, no, you don't. So the text between Italian and Luca. Yeah. I have no words. Oh yeah.

I've lamented the melodramatic, toxic, love sick puppies who were 35 and act like this. I need to stop hating people so much because it's not good. It's going to give me cancer. But you never know how special morning coffee is until you don't have it. I, a couple of things about this. One, Luca, you wanted to kill her before she left. And you didn't want anything to do with her?

You didn't want anything to do with her. Al Absence makes the heart grow fond of Della. Natalia, what's Fat Buff AJ to think about you texting Little Luca? Okay. This just, it makes me want to puke like Lily, honestly. So, breaks are becoming an issue. And evidently, Jess says that liliest haxing because she doesn't know what to do

and Jess doesn't like to lead. That's right, she likes to be a follower. Jess not liking to lead is one of the most shocking things I've heard this season. She's Ann, of course. She's not a kille's. So a couple beats here. Did we even have dinner or did they just gloss over it?

I forget it. No, we'll get to dinner in a second. The mentalist arrives and there is a bit of a hectic coordination going on here. And on my side of the street, it is entirely Tumey's fault. So the mentalist needs to be picked up, but Luca has brought everybody,

brought all the things onto the butt. Including pulled the tender out. So it's sitting on the crane. So Tumey says it would have been nice if Luca asked me if I needed anything, or if I needed the tender tonight. I'm sorry. Do you guys normally have the car? Is Luca supposed to be like, hey, do you have a sleeveless mentalist coming aboard this

evening? Is there a... In one cake that I need to pick up? In what world do you not go to Luca and tell him that this is happening? You would think that they would, I forget which C-R I pointed out, it must been Tomb Raider because he's the smart one. Yeah. Tomb Raider should be running this whole thing.

Yes, you guys need to communicate what is the itinerary for the night. Right. And that apparently isn't happening. And Lou, I'm not saying that Luke is not failing misripling. It's both of them. So he arrives and he's very James Bond. He looks like a polygamist who spends a lot of money on incense, but he, however out of place he is and however nonsensical this is. He fucking kills it. He fucking kills it. These mentalists, I don't know how they do it. It's magic. It's the only explanation. They're really, they really have a sense

of how did I get, right? Like you work on it, you work on it, you work on it before you know how you get her to say that it was an ace of diamonds. And then, and then she's holding that card. How that happened. And when you say, I pick a vacation destination, how do you know that she's gonna say very sloppily and very American, the entire continent of Australia? Are you guys crazy? So, as is the case with all mentalists, they absolutely blow their socks off and we get

to do that. It's going to be pork belly with carrots and applesauce. Because my work comes like, fought. Yeah. No, we don't. Omniscient his shades. I mean, take those off now. You are not the baby.

I don't know why you are wearing those at this dinner table. And then we have an issue with literally no one being not asleep. Okay, so Jessica slash N is down with Lily fixing the bedrooms because that's what you have to do when the people come back from dinner. They want their linens changed. And we have to me running around with our head cut off, doing dinner service, and then the entire exterior is sleeping. Luca?

Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm sorry. Oh, no, I thought I was... I thought I was... I just have shacks in the galley, sorry. You know, as large, she's like,

I've worked all day. I haven't gotten a break in 48 hours. Yeah. Hey, I need you to get up. Right. Come on. Hey, and I'd be like, I, Jesus fucking Christ. How Luca has coordinated it so that every single person

on his team is asleep is, it might be more impressive than anything he's done. But we'll find out more about that next week. Jumping out to his range of reviews. Five stars, kind words. We'll see you at patreon.com slash another podcast. Not work where you can donate a little or a little more. Follow us on socials.

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