Kill James Bond! - The N-Word | Below Deck Reg S9 Reunion

Episode Date: February 10, 2022

Dylan, Nick and Pat are back to talk about the N-word, green cards, cat witches, simps, sobriety, shellfish and much more from Bravo's Below Deck Reg reunion.  Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Sailing seasons 1 & 2 and our interview with Lexi Wilson.  https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork Video of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqw Merch: AnotherMerchStore.com Go to MagicMind.co and use promo code LEE for 25% OFF  Go to HelixSleep.com/belowdeck for $200 off your order and TWO FREE PILLOWS Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code BELOWDECK for 20% OFF and FREE shipping Go to BetterHelp.com/BelowDeck for 10% off your first month. 

You can't just be willy-nilly with these green card people. You know, it's like a fucking piss test. You'll have someone from the government knock on your door and go, Hey, Ted, I know you married Oksana. Where is she? He's like, Oh, she's out at the grocery store. Really? Let's call her. She's probably taking a shit.

Well, we can wait. They want to know that you two are actually in with each other. What happened to Oksana? And if Oksana does happen to be there because you guys were prepared, they'll sit down and grill you. All right. Oh, but the point of the show was, boy, Jake is a real dumbass. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck Podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis.

Ahoy, mateys. Pat. Permission to... Permission to get the fuck off this boat talk about the reunion permission to get off this place so uh the season is over permission almost granted and now we have to endure the mr wayne zoom recap reunion which is this way because andy does not give a fuck about this show and if that is the case and that is a truth hand the mic off because these can be good but andy doesn't care so give it to someone who's affable who's charismatic who's a good host and who gives a fuck about this show

because this is a waste of everyone's time i don't want to not on reina's side someone who's not in reina's side i don't want to get ahead of myself, and I'm dipping my toes into general thoughts as we speak. But before we get there, thoughts and knots, what am I talking about? Public service announcements. Oh, yeah. Head over to that Patreon.com slash another podcast network.

You told people that we needed to see a pretty good migration of barnacles, and we've not yet seen that there's still time well they haven't seen the first episode of love is blind season two yet right that's what's gonna hit their head and go i gotta hear my favorite podcasters have to say about this yeah and what happens if they don't so you're saying if we don't grow any patreon but it's creating extra work for us well no i'm just saying what are you gonna do to the barnacles because this is what here i'll cut off my own pinky whispers whispers okay okay production meeting production meeting okay okay usually like you threaten them and we we make oh okay all right

yeah fair enough all right so yachting is supposed to start on the 21st of this month no no no no no no this is a threat it's an active threat oh okay uh what i'm gonna do that's what i'm saying if you're talking to the fans we don't need to whisper precisely whispers are for both on-air production meetings and threats okay thank you dick here's the deal barnacles if you guys if i don't see the conversion rate that i need to see over to that patreon in the next two weeks we're pulling yachting behind the paywall right and i mean it yeah there we go and then you know what I'm talking about. And then you know what's going to happen?

You're going to sign up for the Patreon. So just sign up for the Patreon. Right, right. Pay me what I'm owed. Right. Oh, and leave us a review. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, jump in the iTunes,

write us your reviews, leave five stars. We love you very much. See you later. Let's get into the show. So as I mentioned, these reunions are are poop they have done this too often and they continue to um phone sea rats from across the globe and pull them all into a virtual meeting session which should not be um fit for tele is not fit for television, what are your thoughts?

What are your nots? I'm done talking. I generally try to be a staunch defender of reunion slash tell-alls. You guys know this. I love the men yell-alls, the women yell-alls from our Other Property and Other Bachelor podcast. And these reunions I usually look forward to.

But like you said, it's just becoming more and more apparent the lack of care Andy Cohen has for these shows. And we don't even get the whole staff there. They're just cutting. They're talking about stuff I didn't care about. It bothers me. Get them in studio. Get them liquored up.

I want to hear Tyler say, no regrets, had a blast. 72 knots. Pat? Interesting. All right. So first off, let me just say this about the entire season uh you know about the franchise in general this season uh did not merit uh 16 episodes and uh it didn't get there it didn't well 14 in a reunion all right come on uh we're talking what are we talking here my point is are you frustrated with me with that correction no it's fine off by one episode it was worth mentioning um thank you my point one would argue he was over off by seven percent though yeah it's a big number

take a seven percent pay cut patch yeah you check out beautiful mind over here coming up with that number that fast all right here's what i'm saying is that there wasn't a lot that happened i know i complained about this last week when you asked me to give my total thoughts on the entire season total not looking back i really didn't enjoy it that much so you would think that bravo would start you know uh pumping the brakes a little bit on any new iterations of the franchise and yet they're doubling down there's two more spinoffs coming i don't think i need Below Deck year round. I think I need a break from it so I can forget it for a little while

and want it back. Like a fond lover. Exactly. You remember that girl you used to bang when you were 22? And you got sick of each other. And then you moved on. Are you talking about me specifically

or the royal you? I was talking about me. Pat's talking about Facebook. Hit me up on MySpace or something like that. Facebook. She's still looking pretty good she was like 33 all right we meet up the tryst begins again okay i have fond memories of that right this show right now yeah is that same ball and chain right you've been fucking for 40 years all right why am i staring at you again sure uh i want a divorce because monogamy is the key to happiness. What the fuck are you talking about? My point is, I don't need this year round, and I don't need spinoffs,

and I certainly don't need a reunion covering a season where nothing happened, except for one thing, in which they make you wait to the very end to address. And that was the N-word thing, and how Raina and Eddie and Heather were all going to work this out. Did I care about what Frasier had to say on the reunion end to address. Yeah. And that was the N-word thing and how Raina and Eddie and Heather were all going to work this out. Did I care about what Frazier had to say on the reunion? Absolutely not. Yeah. Why was Jess there?

I don't know. Why was Kaylee there talking? I didn't need to see that. Right. At least they did kick off early, but yeah. And we've talked before. Oh, I missed this. Nuts.

Zero. Yeah, we all had a conversation before we walked in here and and we all said we're not going to fall into the joe rogan trap um damn you said joe rogan first i wanted to call heather joe rogan tonight yeah we're going to uh we're we're just gonna say n word you know we're just gonna say n word you know what i mean yeah i don't think we need to say that that's why these fucking guys or people they gotta got to say the N-word. Hey, you idiot. Why do you got to say that?

Right. Why? Right. Shut up. And people are like, well, I don't think. What? So they're the only ones that get to say it? The black people?

Yeah. Who gives a shit? Yeah. How many words are there in the English language, Nicky? You know this. 52,000. 52,000. You got 51,999,000 other words you can use.

Well, you can't say kike. I can. You can. Right. So stupid. All right, so I give it four pots too. What's up? I just want to say the reason I knew that percentage on one out of 16 is because when I would play Madden,

I would always be the middle linebacker, and I always wanted to get to 100 tackles. And if you got six tackles a game, that was 96 tackles. You needed 6.6666 repeating tackles a game. So that's how I got it. Should we get into the reunion? I'm just not a rain man. I'm being humble. I'm being humble.

All right, so we have another one of these fucking Zoom reunions, and we begin with the stud of the sea. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that intro. Hate it. Permission to leave the boat. And all of his sea rats then join us with their various little digital bloops

entering the chat. Frazier didn't get one, though. He didn't? Like, are you saying, wait, like a little one-liner from Andy before he was introduced? Oh, no, I meant like... Oh, oh.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. He probably got one of those. But he gave like a little snappy one-liner to everyone. He's like, hey, she's not Joe Rogan, but she sure loves the N-word. Heather, the Chiefs do. But then Frazier, he was just like, here's Frazier. Well, Andy doesn't like competing with other fabulous gays.

Hey, can I just say something? Sorry to interrupt. Obviously, I'm still a fan of my favorite sea rat, Gabby, even though she didn't show up for the show last week, said she slept in or something like that. That makes one of us. Okay, Nikki, fine. But I also want to say this.

Hey, Wes, I got your number two. You're also rude as well. What? Well, I don't want to get into it, but he was possibly going to be on the show tonight to help us go through this these fucking sea rats they're so unreliable and rude wes i got your number pal sorry i didn't mean to uh take us uh off course that's breaking news i didn't even know i was trying to make something really special happen but fucking sea rats okay i have something special for pat and uh upcoming another podcast show.

Well, you take it easy, okay? I took some of those chocolate things. Yeah. Pat took a pot candy. It'll probably peak in about 40 minutes, but I think he's going to be pretty pissed off for the rest of this episode. They do seem to set in fast,

and I feel like he's a little high right now. I am not, Nicky. All right, will you let us know when you are? I will. All right. So Rachel is dressed like she is headed to the fucking Academy Awards. Unfortunately, she is just looking lovely in a ramada. Jessica looks like a cat witch.

Are you nuts? She is so frigging hot. Yeah, she looks good. Are you blind? She looks like a witch. She looks like a druid, some type of feline druid. Okay?id okay that's your opinion i'm in pat's side i thought she looked incredible and i'm not saying that witches can't be beautiful many witches are all the girls look beautiful yes so we began with some cute musings you know uh frazier were you aware that you whisper to yourself all the time

no reyna were you aware of your eye roll oh yeah fuck yeah I am yeah can I say something about this really quickly after the musings are done and he asks Reina about the eye roll he goes and he's like that is funny that is funny

and there's one of those awkward laws and you're just like what are you doing why are you doing this like there's gonna be so many one of those awkward laws and you're just like, what are you doing? Why are you doing this? Like there's going to be so many more of those moments that are just like, oh, what are we watching here? It's bad. Four pots, go ahead. No, I was the one who wanted to talk.

Here's something interesting that people should get to do at least once in their life. Be on a reality show and then watch yourself on film. You will realize all these weird ticks when i did that tv show tour wars one thing i noticed they never told me and for those not in the know that was a reality television show pitched about pat's tourism business right right hollywood boulevard where he battled against what tunisians armenians well there are people from all walks of life yeah yeah yeah and they they walked around with machetes quite frequently.

Yeah, in their pockets. But anyway, when I was filming and I was watching it back, I blink my eyes when I'm trying to think. And I had to stop myself from doing that because it's a very odd behavior. Yeah. So everyone should get to do that because as human beings, we all have these weird little tics that we don't know we're doing. I put my leg up and cross my legs. And you used to shake it and i still do that i just punch in so you can't

see my foot oh but you can from the wide still yeah i've gotten better though i've realized that i have this i've had this habit over the past two years and i've recognized that since we've been uh since we've been filming that i keep just gaining weight this weird weird tick I have. You're going to work on that. I can't stop eating. All right, so moving on to a ball of snake stuff. We're going to break down all the hookups. We recap the Norbit threesome, which was not a threesome at all. It was a nothing burger.

Anything on this, this is kind of, this is such a profound i'm gonna stop with words like that but it's just very emblematic of how nothing this entire thing is like they watched norbit reina reached over and started tugging at jake's little uh little worm and then frazier got out of bed like what are we talking about here there's there's no uh there's nothing to mine nothing we've become desensitized to what happens below deck because that's pretty crazy just to start jerking off a co-worker with another co-worker right imagine that's a good point that's a great point if you started jerking off pat right now i would get up and leave that's a really good point that's a great point um so reina is asked uh kind of a hardball question here.

If you hated Jake so much, why'd you fuck him? Her answer was essentially, I don't like when he tells me what to do, but as long as we're just drinking and he's pulling his cock out in public, we're fine. And also, she forgot to mention that she actually can't work with anyone because she's lazy and unreliable. Right, right. Yeah. Does that?

No, no. It's like, you know, I'll get into it. Maybe we can just get into this now. It's just such a fucking, I feel like. Wait, the N-word thing? No, not the N-word thing. It's just all this shit with joe rogan and all this like aquafina's apologizing for fucking shit what is happening i feel like

it's 2020 all over again and we're all walking around on eggshells sure uh you know there are why are you walking around in eggshells because he just called uh he just referred to reina as being lazy and she is, but there's a historical context where you can't refer. It's just like everybody calm the fuck down. No, Nick felt it too. Nick realized it. Just because of the long sigh.

I've been wanting to say stuff like that about Reina all season. Hey, by the way, this is a great opportunity to tease PMZ. Head over to that patreon.com slash another podcast network and punch up to the $10 tier. That's where Patty does my own show, PMZ. This week, I am covering the Joe Rogan thing. Sure. But I do it in my own way where actually I'm going to attack some of his peers, Howard Stern. And I got a lot of great video on Howard Stern dropping the N-bomb multiple, multiple times.

Sure. So if we're getting rid of Joe Rogan for that, hey, why don't you throw Howard out with the baby water, too? Hey, where are the letters penned to SiriusXM, everybody? I got a Jimmy Kimmel N-word clip for you. Oh, me too. Okay. So at the end of the day, everybody makes mistakes.

So moving on. See the tangent you took us on? i'm trying to get through this just why do we have to have twitter i'm leaving twitter by the way all right so um we've got this um this moment where they all comment on how jake was very kind of uh fast and loose with the whole uh i don't really have a fiance thing um you know he's speaking about how he married this girl or got engaged to her for a green card only and my green card for her green card yeah and my aunt has told me about this because my aunt is paranoid about many many different things she's a yenta um but you know you can't just be willy-nilly

with these green card people. You know, it's like a fucking piss test. They'll come up and knock on your apartment. I told you about this. We both did. Yeah. We also shared this with you. I think it was Lynn.

I think it was Lynn. Maybe it was a mixture of both. So what happens is you do this green card stuff, you'll have someone from the government knock on your door and go, hey, Ted, I know you married Oksana. Where is she is she right he's like oh she's out at the grocery store really let's call her right ah she's probably taking a shit well we can wait they want to they want to know that you two are actually them with what happened to oxana and if oxana does happen to

be there because you guys were prepared they'll sit sit down and grill you. Oh, they'll go, where'd you honeymoon? Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Oh, but the point of the show was, boy, Jake is a real dumbass for copping to this. Thank you for putting a button on that. That was the point of that. Jake's a dumbass.

Yeah, he's a dumbass. And perhaps his mental health break is because his fiance got shipped the fuck back to wherever she's from. And it was his dumb ass fault. Or maybe it worked and he's married. Maybe. Maybe. You never know. We wish him well.

So we then get to Jess and Wes stuff. Who cares? Let's move on to Heather. And I'm kidding. But do you guys have anything on Wes and Jess? Absolutely nothing. One, they had viewer questions, and they wanted to know if Jess ever found Wes attractive,

and she said, yeah. Just Wes. She was like, I'm not going to insult the man, but I really wanted to fuck Jake like everybody else. And Wes, his little clip where he was like, oh, I just wanted to make sure she wanted it too, belongs in Reddit r slash nice guys. Because what a simp bitch.

Okay. I really like him, by the way. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, try not to be rude, Wes. Not real black, though, you know. I don't want to yes and that. Okay, so we have got to move on to some real gossipy, fucking sassy, fucking gossipy stuff.

And I can apologize for my hypocrisy. That's my line. I don't want a yes and your joke. Sorry. No, it's okay. We're all fucking scared. So remember Kaylee joins the chat. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. Really got to check out the video because Pat's hands are akimbo and they're waiting for something to talk about. Then they move on to ask Lee something. I mean, this is fucking terrible. You got to hand this off to someone who will make this worth watching. Jerry O'Connellnell i think could uh sure deal with this sure big fan of bravo shows i'm gonna reach out to him uh he just because he's such a big fan let's get him on the show of ours yeah he was just on bar a barstool show

okay granted it's the biggest sports podcast in the world but uh i think he's available i think he if you want you're just like hey we just want to chop it up about bravo have him come in for the bachelor yeah i want to talk i want to talk to him about that movie jack what's the one with the kangaroo kangaroo jack kangaroo jack yeah just jack and it's not just jack it's called jack right robin williams robin williams he has the disease patch adams yeah yes okay so uh let's move on to more just stuff so they asked jess pretty innocent question actually you look miserable why did you take the job and um i asked that one it was it was a pretty harsh reaction to it which i thought was i don't know it wasn't that insulting or anything, but Rachel, her, and Raina tell this Midwestern housewife to go fuck herself. And then Raina uses the word Karen,

which is transformed into such a choogy fucking thing. It's overused. Can we please stop? Well, I followed. I actually unfollowed Raina just because I'm tired of her at this point. What, you're tired of her sobriety journey? No. Every other thing is basically one of those memes, reina just because i'm tired of her at this point well you're tired of her sobriety journey uh no every other thing is basically uh one of those memes like just saying i ain't listening to you

karen's let me ask you this isn't karen like a derogatory term because it's basically a karen is a white annoying part woman right it was you know a very very specific kind of bob cut asshole who's using coupons that are expired and getting very, very upset that they're not being taken. And it's now transformed into this word to... Annoying white women that chirp up. Really, any annoying white person, period. I mean, I got called a Karen countless times.

You did. And we went viral on TikTok because I was complaining about the starter not issuing me a full refund because the tea time, the entire day was clogged up. Tierra Rihada. I was called a Karen by children all over the United States. You want to talk about cesspools?

That's wrong. Wrong. A TikTok comment section isn't going to be a place to like pump up your positivity. No. These children cut you down. You know when you're walking down the street you see a group of teenagers you're like oh don't make fun of me it's like that but they actually do when you were rocking that awesome mullet and you cut it just

because you got made fun of a chipotle by a pack of them oh that's right those two girls well also my wife did every night made fun of me for having a mullet and if she didn't think that was sexy i thought you look like it's like she's fucking a different guy all right the fact that she didn't enjoy that though that's a good sign right all right and if anybody's wondering or like oh they're kind of getting off topic they're not really talking about below deck yeah that's exactly what we're doing right you must be new here people this can't be a 22 minute show right you'd feel equally i can say gypped i can say gypped oh that's a word that yeah evidently it's fucking anti-semitic my god it's not anti-semitic gypsies are aren't jewish it was

it's it's it's about gypsies i thought it was spelled J-I-P-P. J-Y-P. Oh, is that right? I don't know. Fucking ask somebody on Reddit. It's about gypsies.

Gypsies. I said this. All right. So, we get a little spice when Jess says that Heather was setting her up

for failure on purpose. Oh, was this the management, the stress test that she... Quite the accusation she levied at heather and i leaned back and i said whoa you know i leaned back and i said who cares all right so um our adoring fans care we have to talk this we have to talk this through so

heather bodies her quite a bit umped a bit by Frazier as well. The truth lies somewhere in the middle here. Heather is a type A careerist that is filled with venom. And Jess is a burrito-loving drug dealer. So in the middle there is kind of YouTube. You can see where they bump heads. Yes, exactly. We're not really getting anywhere with

these two trying to like hash things out because they'll never speak to one another again no they'll never tell each other they love each other via zoom right uh and then maybe uh start uh throwing some shade at each other on instagram yeah and never speak again yep they won't do they won't have that kind of evolved relationship. That's what I was going to point out. What stuck out to me from this interaction is, as you mentioned, the third-party Frazier who started to pile on just a little bit. He is such a front-running piece of ass.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a king, though. He's going to be important. He's going to be a great Chief Stew in a future season. Yeah, he absolutely will. He basically got a Chief Stew job, and, yeah, he's going to be on it next season. I'd like to see his sass. Oh, by the way, a little update. Captain Lee just got out of training, doing a lot of weightlifting.

He'll be back for season 10. No way. I knew he would. There's going to be a bigger send-off. They're going to know it's his last season. Oh, my gosh. What a bad. Bye, Eddie.

I'll never see you again. What a great cliffhanger. But I have yet to give my example of why fraser is a front-running piece of ass yeah uh when he joined i think it was after episode one or two andy in his clubhouse to help dish the 411 on wwhl uh he he was asked like what could heather have done better this season and he's like work help with the work like he was like just talking mad shit about her about being lazy but then all of a sudden she's right in front of him and he's gonna shit on jess and he'll climb he will not stop till he climbs to the top well he knows where

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and their preferred gender. Got it. So, Frasier gets asked about his paranoia and getting spooked about Heather's friend. Anything on this? His neuroses, that's exactly what it is it you would accept extra help yeah it's too up too up in his head this guy i don't know well you know it it was kind of a tough work environment because heather was being accused of um being cold you know what

i mean and she does that this is your last training day training day ends here well she does that thing where it's like uh lazy uh defensiveness when you extend the spectrum of hypotheticals out way further than anybody needed it you know heather's like oh no, no, I'm sorry. I don't walk into work every day and go, let's do some beds, everybody. It's like, no. I'm not a kindergartner teacher. Yeah, nobody expects you to be a kindergarten teacher. Except you're going to be a human being. You're just a blonde mamba.

You're biting the shit out of everybody. Nick. I don't give you snacks around 10 a.m. and then we have lunch and then we have a little nap time and then after nap time I sit around and tell you guys a story because you're cranky and then we go and you guys have playtime. She doesn't do that. No, I don't do that.

God, such a bad tactic. I miss kindergarten. Alright, so. Kaylee says goodbye. Bye. She seems like a sweetheart. She is. She does, but she did not need to be.

You can say no. We don't need to catch up with you. Right. All right. So then we get to, yeah, what was that ask? I'm sure it was a little bit of hesitation on behalf of the producers. They were like, hey, Kay you know you don't have to you don't have to but if you'd like to we've got you in on the reunion but you don't have to

kaylee's of course like i want to be on watch what happens just want to warn you that like you're not you may not be as a ton of quick like you don't have to come but you you can come no if i was her i'd i'd hop in that Zoom sesh too. Oh, me too. Three hours of makeup, hang out with Andy. What's the downside? You know what? On my dream board, being on Watch What Happens Live, serving drinks at the bar, is that what

that is back there, Nick? Yeah, we're going to have to add that. I've been asking you guys to add stuff to the dream board. I want to be on that. We're going to. Okay, it's you and Andy. It's going to okay it's you and andy it's gonna happen i want to score uh a fergie time winner at old trafford versus liverpool in the month of april is that soccer put it on there okay

so we get to the big announcement reina she's two months sober we wish her well also no one cares um i should say very very few people care your direct friends and family do but uh please do take it off instagram well she also has discussed that she had some childhood trauma and that she was using alcohol uh abusing alcohol to mask uh that she's a sea rat yeah i should have just said she's a sea rat yeah but good for her good for her good for her and good for rachel by for being such a good mentor yeah rachel was the one who inspired her because last season she was screaming in a cover band to make it fucking nasty in front of a bunch of families come on come on 120 time beats per minute come on you can do it stop what's that character whiplash whiplash yeah jk simmons we broke that down on patreon one of the dumbest scenes ever filmed truly one of the dumbest there's eight scenes where he does that

nonsense he throws a folding chair at a child's head and i always loved that movie and then you guys like as music uh yeah aficionados and for me how fucking ridiculous it was and now that's what i see when i hear it and then but then if you ever bring that up to movie they just fucking follow over it because it won the academy award and everybody goes jk simmons and i'm like you're an idiot i don't tell him that he smacks him in the face for being behind the beat. And then throws a chair at him. The climax, Miles Teller getting that horrific accident and then playing until his finger.

That's exciting. It's such a terrible movie. And I actually think that he threw some type of gong or large orchestral cymbal at him. Yeah. What a terrible movie. some type of gong or large orchestral symbol at him. Yeah, someone just sliced it out. What a terrible movie. So, speaking of Rachel, we were speaking of whiplash,

but speaking of Rachel's sobriety. There's a whiplash in subject matter. She argues that, you know, she had a couple blips throughout what was otherwise a perfect season. I mean, she's reanointed as the queen of the show right now by everyone on the Zoom. Everyone says that she's the best they've ever worked with, and she is. She's the best chef we've ever seen on this show, but she did have a couple issues. She served shellfish to someone who wanted no fish.

She argues that fish and shellfish are not the same thing which made me feel better because that's what i said at the same time but i said lobster and then you guys well it's shellfish and i was like oh never mind i'm dumb but rachel made me feel better i still feel like it's uh it's a crustacean it's not even a fish it's two in the same pool oh yeah yeah you know uh at least ask um and then we get to cooking for the person with a broken jaw broken jaw um just very quickly that person who didn't want fish they should say seafood going forward yes you'll remove good point thank you great point um yeah she says that she needed blended oysters um which are somehow like exponentially grosser

oysters are kind of gross to begin with i agree you either like them or you don't it's already something you don't have to chew you just swallow it yeah you just swallow it down i haven't well we're referring to raw oysters fried oysters are delectable and one of nature's most powerful aphrodisiac i don't think when you fry it. Probably three or four spots behind. You think the aphrodisiac and then the kind of batter and fat kind of weigh you down a little bit? Oh, yeah. I actually think he's right because unagi is supposed to be another big... Shrimp?

What is unagi? I think it's shrimp. Oh, yeah. But either way, fresh. You two are dingbats. The reason why you fry anything, it doesn't make you feel sexy anymore. It weighs you down. I just said that.

Why would you accuse me of being an idiot after you parroted me? You didn't articulate it as well as I did. Speaking of parroting, we got to move on. Yeah, you ever think you're going to get your wife naked? Don't do the drive-thru through McDonald's. Obviously. I know there's always that thing where- What if they have raw oysters at McDonald's?

Well, yeah, you can buy them. You leave a party, you're feeling a little tipsy, and then you and the wife are going home. I might get some. Should I stop by and get some food? Jack in the box? And then you weigh pigging out at Taco Bell for sex, and you pick Taco Bell every time. Or see her naked. And you pick Taco Bell every time.

And she does too. Don't you dare stop at that fast food restaurant, Dylan. You will not see that little lady naked. You take her directly to your place from A to B. Okay. Either scenario. Job. Either scenario, I'm wracked with guilt after.

So they ask 100%. So they ask Lee and eddie about their crew fascinating someone named kathy m asks why did reina join the team uh if she didn't like the work it's pretty much the same same question okay karen same question. Okay, Karen. Same question from real Nicholas Davis posing as Kathy M. We find out that she didn't eyeball or she didn't eye roll Captain Lee and Eddie because she was a problem black like Lee and Eddie think. It was because the guys were talking about cock in front of her for the 50th time that day, and she was tired of it. A very believable scenario.

Super believable scenario. So Eddie fires a fucking nuke across the bow. He says that Lee gets to mope around like a fucking grouch because he's the captain. He doesn't have to answer to anybody. He doesn't have to answer to anybody. the captain he doesn't have to answer to anybody he doesn't have to ask answer to anispanas and um he's asked if he would bring eddie back for the first officer uh position next season he speaks for five minutes and says nothing nothing it wasn't a definitive answer i think lee now realizes that eddie's nipping at his toes these guys are enemies they'll play friendly on tv but when it really comes down to brass tacks uh captain lee sees uh

by the way reina uh hey didn't reina say something about this on her stupid podcast she did with her cousin that eddie was being groomed to take over lee's job you watched it you are very high right now yeah you watched the entire podcast i did and i actually even before i got high i was trying to think of something that came from that and i forgot what it was oh boy uh it was somewhat enlightening i'm gonna be fine i'm gonna be fine i'm gonna be fine pat you're not gonna be fine no i'm fine right now are you high bringing my a game but yeah that uh of course we're talking about the say no more podcast with reina of course we're talking about the say no

more podcast with reina from the below deck well one of the the nick was talking but i it was just so funny that he referred to it as um appreciate that but also i'm like god i gotta not say it because i know what's it called it's it's uh he kept referring it referring to the show as below oh below the deck saying below the deck you're talking about her cousin her big tell-all podcast reina from below the deck go ahead sorry why did i interrupt didn't need to no you're, I, on occasion, have called it below the deck because I produce a podcast called Below the Line. No one listens to it. Please listen to it.

So I made that mistake as well. It's super interesting. He has billionaires on. But on a Say No Mo podcast, watching it, my real takeaway was there's always people nipping at your heels. We have a great produce podcast but man when you see this independent artist out there just doing what we do you know just seamlessly the music transitions the angles the cuts the camera quality uh we have to stay on our game

fellas absolutely uh i will say no more That guy is such a talent. Unbelievable. Yeah, such a fierce competitor in this space. Guys, we got to talk about the N-word, but before we do, let's hear a word from our sponsor. They'll be thrilled to be so close to that transition. Speaking of below the line. Guys, roses are red, violets are blue.

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the whole good time and then we get back to the studio to ask Heather first about her use of the cursed word Kaylee McEnany coached her up or something because she missed congeniality out of this.

Yeah. Um, she's like, get me out of here. Yeah. She says under no, uh, no circumstance was it appropriate to parrot her?

And I feel true shame. Sure. You do. I'd love to get you at a cocktail party at about three years from now. And she's going, can you believe she fucking did that? I would would slap that fucking you know yeah not the n-word she would probably say the b-word or something like that but they do not like one another no but they love each other someone someone told they're like sisters heather to say the word parrot like that's like pr totally specifying that oh by the way you said it right before me

neurodegenerative neurodivergent neurodivergent i don't know if it applies but i do love pigeonholing that word in anytime anywhere so uh yeah i got a little too high i'm quite neurodivergent right now okay so um reina gets asked specifically about the apologies she doesn't answer specifically she just says that people don't understand what it's like to be a black person in this industry i completely believe her this whole thing was handled very very poorly and it was very awkward um but she's then asked about being the angry black woman um like she brought it up first yeah yeah she brought it up then andy asked her about it okay she doesn't want to be called the angry black woman but i really think what she's saying it really does uh transcend colors and ethnicities she

doesn't be called a bitch all women don't want to be called that at any time and she definitely doesn't want to be oh well she wasn't called the N-word. That's the thing. She shouldn't have said the N-word. But please, let's not paint this as though Heather called her that. That's true. It has been conflated to that level. A little bit. You would think that it was.

Had she called her that, I think. Eddie would have said, well, I've heard you call Frazier an F-word. By the way, when I heard use the F-word a, Ray, I was thinking like she swears a lot. Eddie, I needed some. It took a minute to him in one second. What a fascinating piece of evidence of the patriarchy that when you call a woman a bitch, it's a sign of like aggression. But if you call a man a bitch, it's like it's weakness and cowering.

Yeah. Because like, no, it's a sign of the patriarchy that we have to take down oh 100 we have to spill blood and we have to correct that's the mission i've been on for a while right yeah just constantly beating that drum every time you guys see what i'm saying the top and the hardest and the softest of course yeah my god all right so uh one thing i do appreciate with reina although i think she's a fucking lunatic and very immature she does clarify she does not believe heather is a racist can you imagine if reina came on here it's like i don't know yeah but i don't like the fact that she's like i can't believe people were calling you that oh you can't

why wouldn't people call her that in this day and age where you're being an angry black woman no why wouldn't they call heather racist oh right oh yeah yeah yeah she's like i can't believe how much hate you got but what are you talking about you hated her for like a month and a half you shut up about it you wouldn't let it go you fucking hate what do you mean you can't understand why people got so mad at her you were the william wallace of the army of hate you literally powered yeah you let everyone into battle you know we're not to say that it wasn't deserve it but moving on they may take our lives by the way you may never say the n-word uh this show has a lot of range we uh are able to move from discussion over the N-word use to double dipping. That made me...

That was another one of those, like, Andy going, oh, that's so funny. That is so funny. It was one of those fucking, like, you're sitting Shiva, and there's, like, a really awkward moment where everybody's just like, God, how much longer do we have to be here been there yeah how many times have you said uh uh andy cohen's clearly giant seinfeld fan i mean that's why he got so giddy over it uh right he was like everybody you know that double dip it's shit and they're like what seinfeld why am i yelling maybe i'm high heather took your high heather should have took on the persona of george and being like well i double dip

anna all right so um we have to move on to i think the thing that has really oh me and nick were talking about it off mic. I think this is going to sink Eddie. Perhaps no one gives a fuck enough about this show, but this is really, really damning shit. This was the only good part, and it might speak to Eddie's character. Oh my God, yeah. So Eddie was definitely protected by production,

and the fact that this clip was not shown is... Suspect. Very suspect. It's almost like Eddie, they couldn't get rid of Eddie and replace him. It would have been too big a move or something. But this clip is extremely damning. Now, let's roll it, but I should give a little context. Raina says that when she approached Eddie, not only did she not feel like he cared, but then he was accusatory in a kind of. You know, when Leo DiCaprio is talking to the FBI guy in Hoover. No, in Wolf of Wall Street and he's like he offers him the bribe. And then the cops like could you say

that one more time it was that kind of like i i got you sabotaging thing and i didn't understand what the fuck they were talking about until they rolled the clip and then i was like oh my god eddie is a piece of shit. I'll say it again. What a colossal piece of shit. Now hold on Dylan. You weren't saying it when you heard that clip. You thought he was a piece of shit when they corroborated that they went through all the footage. I mean that's part of it. He should

be listening to it. No I thought he was a piece of shit when he behaved the way that we saw. Like flipping. Throughout the season he did nothing to Like flipping. Like, no. Well, throughout the season, he did nothing to help her. It was only when he got scared of cancellation did he actually approach her and try to solve the problem.

When she first told him, he couldn't give two fucks. So colossal asshole to begin with. But then to see that he flipped it on her. That was my point. and then made her defend herself over the use of a word that yes once they go back she didn't say it you know she probably who knows who knows but but still just just to flip it period is such a dick move on his i agree this turned into a giant code red for bravo evidently the way

they're talking like production corroborated it lee mentioned the investigation like they talked to everybody like because of the i think it's specifically because of this f word shit like right that was the well i'm saying dylan i'm not saying what I wasn't directly discussing how Eddie particularly was handling. I was saying I was as a viewer watching it going, oh, this will be interesting. Because what if she did drop the F-bomb? Oh, right. Quite a bit. That was my point.

What he's doing is wrong. You shouldn't go. I know you are. But what am I? You know, what about it? Yeah. Yeah. So he's a scumbag.

Yeah, he's a scumbag. he's a scumbag they couldn't find one clip of her like if she didn't say that it's just insane to me well also if they did find a clip of her saying it i don't think that it would be the greatest look to no but that would make her a liar about that yeah but instead it made him a full it would just be everyone pointing guns at each other and and then everybody pulls the trigger at the same time and it's just you know right it's a bad look this whole thing is a mess i've used the word so many times this season it's just nasty nasty and the nastiest part about this whole thing is that lee hands clean of it he gets asked one question he speaks

for five seconds and they move on well to my understanding there was an investigation and they concluded i don't know heather could still work or something yeah greatly so you're a fake captain then and i was on a roller coaster of emotions with him because in the beginning they asked him whose problems were their deck crews. And he evidently has been reading Jocko and he like literally took extreme ownership. Me, I'm the problem. So we have to get to this last portion of the episode. But before we do, guys, your mornings will be better if you go to magicmind.co. We've talked about it so many times before.

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there begins to be this weird energy, and I don't want to dip any more into cancellation territory. the good thing is nobody cares about us so we can kind of say whatever we want and i should calm down for now but um there's this energy of reina is like uh queen of the castle at this point she's kind of like allowing people to laugh or be sad. And she's just, she has a tremendous amount of power over this entire Zoom session. Now, so much in fact. She's the Bruce Filanch square. They have her dead center. 100%.

She is the Whoopi. Bruce Filanch. The Whoopi. The Whoopi, so to speak. So she's in so much control that when they get to the moment where it's really time to hold Raina accountable for something that was pretty fucking horrific, what she said. And it's also an opportunity to educate people about this kind of colorism within the black community. They don't. They just tell Wes, you know, say whatever you want. They don't they just tell wes um you know say whatever you want they don't ask reina

anything and we move on with her really not expounding on this whatsoever and just like captain lee scott free at ended with reina telling heather she doesn't want anything bad to happen to her which is always a very grand gesture to someone you'll never see again i don't want anything bad to happen to you. Right. What a low bar. She's like a threat. I agree with the premise about how she didn't have to answer,

really, for what she said to Wes, or it didn't get dissected as much as that. She said the same thing to him the next morning. She was drunk and sober. Said the same thing. But the reason is because the victim did not perpetuate, like he said. Sure.

I want to handle it off air. It was classy as shit. And now I feel guilty for calling him a simp bitch earlier. He is. Yeah. But I mean, he was just like, it really, really hurt me. But I want to talk to Raina in private about it. But I don't know.

It was classy, classy move by Wes. Yeah. Unexpected from a sea rat and we've had a lot of fun with them this entire season guys we're gonna be taking next week off i believe and then the week after that sailing is here if pat is satisfied with the amount of people that go to patreon.com slash another podcast network guys love is blind season two is dropping it's the greatest show we do that's why i wanted to clarify we're actually not taking next week off uh below deck is and we are replacing that and putting in the work

to cover love is blind next tuesday night oh because it drops on friday oh it does okay well anyways go to kind of whisper that right before we talked i don't know if you're paying attention or not go to patreon.com slash another podcast network our love is blind recap will be there seasons of below deck of your are there go there support us and guys if you can't go to the go to our wonderful sponsors helix if you need a new bed manscaped if you need to clean your balls, and freakingmagicmind.co if you need a Zen hum. We love you guys.

We'll be back next week or whenever we're back. Love you. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Nick, say goodbye. Bon voyage. Matt, say goodbye. Bye. Permission granted. Thank you.