Another Below Deck Podcast - The Real Showgirls of Las Vegas | RHOC S20 E6

Episode Date: August 15, 2026

Dylan, Pat and Ruby are back to break down knees, elevators, purses, boxes, Holly and how Jen could be that and more from Bravo's RHOC.PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

And the loser in all this is actually Annabel, the older sister, who already clearly has no respect for our parents, which she shouldn't, because they're absolute failures. Oh, yeah, yeah. At parenting and in life. And then, Anna, I think they're doing pretty good. They're doing okay. No, they're not. They're not. They're doing it fine.

They're supported by his parents. They're fucking losers. No, no, no. No, they're losers. No, it's 2B1, Dylan. You lost. You're also a loser today. Welcome to Bad TV.

I'm Dylan. and that is Patrick. Great to be here. Hi, and that is also Ruby. Hi, Dylan. Hi, Pat. How are you? Where in the world are you?

Pennsylvania. Got it. What do you think of Pennsylvania? You like it? I don't think I've ever been there. Oh, really? It's kind of a stone's throw from the old stomping grounds. You know what I mean?

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I don't know much about Pennsylvania. We're here to break down the Real Housewives of Orange County. if you would like to hear our coverage of a brand new TLC show, you should go. The double lives of suburban wives. Now, very mixed reviews. Very mixed reviews on that.

But all of our peers are covering it. So clearly there's something in the air that's capturing a nation's spellbound. Hell yeah. Yeah. So we're going to keep covering that. Rubs. Also, Salt Lake City is just around the corner. And we're in discussions right now about where that will be.

I believe it is going to be on Patreon. on, and I think it needs to be there because old Patty is going to be unleashed. Unlike other podcasts, I'm going to really speak my truth, which is I'm going to let Mary Cosby have it. The most important thing when you're kind of endeavoring in this medium is to speak your truth. That's right. A lot of people are going to let Mary Cosby off the hook because Robert Jr. passed. Well, I won't because she's a piece of shit. The poor kid died in March. In two weeks later, she's in, I believe in... She's filming.

She's filming because she's a horrible, wretched human being. And I will not hold back on how horrible she is and it needs to be behind a paywall. Yeah, very clearly, very evidently, it should be behind a paywall. I did not have on my bingo card, Robert Jr. today. I just feel so bad for the kid because he was raised by demons. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He never had a shot. And I will be voicing that opinion over and over. I feel bad for most who are dead. Rubbs, go ahead. I think that it's good that we'll do this behind a paywall so Pat can speak as freely as he likes, because clearly he has a lot of things to say. Yeah, and he's right. Mary Cosby is a demonic entity, but we are here to break down the Real Housewives of Orange County.

Tonight we go to Las Vegas. Tonight we wrap Vicki's knee up and we tell her getting that fucking costume and do a ditty in heels. I don't know how she survived it. This show is struggling, as we've mentioned. Oh, whoa, whoa, well, whoa, Dill. That part where Luke and Keller were getting new bedrooms, and Keller got anxiety because it was a new room, so he was having nightmares.

And then we found out Annabel, while she was getting a room downgraded to downstairs, she was getting that new vanity, which she fell in love with. Now, I'm embarrassed to admit this, but that scene, I watched it six times. Wow, that's too many. Yeah, yeah. And I've only watched something else this year six times, and that's Project Hail Mary. It just gets to me.

And if you ask me which thing I like the most, watching the scene of Keller and Luke or Project Hail Mary, I'll just say it. It's like picking your favorite kid. I'm kidding. This show sucks. But hang on for a second. That was one of those bizarre Patty hypotheticals, Ruby.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, she knows. Yeah, she knows. So what I'm confused about is obviously, I think it's a little bit of tongue in cheek to say you watch this scene six times, right? Probably not. But now I'm confused about if you've watched Project Hill Mary six times or even seen that that movie works with my buddy Jay the other night and he said he's seen it 32 times. And I was like, what's wrong with you? Have you seen it once? I've seen it once. Okay. It's very boring.

It's very boring. So I was kidding. No, I was saying this for all the- see this guy, but the book is better. Okay. It is. The newcomers I'm speaking to. We all know this show's awful, so I'm just letting them in on the joke. Hey guys. For transparency sake, this is absolutely a hate watch for all of us.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is a hate watch recap. Yeah, we do like a ritual kind of humming, and then we just like light a ring of kerosene, and then we watch the show. That's how it goes. It's a dark, dark activity watching the Real Housewives of Orange County. And also for clarity's sake, because I will be giving this episode zero boobs. Emily is duller than a putty knife.

And if you don't think that Emily and Meatball while they were in Paris giving each other friendship bracelets discussed how the fuck they were going to stay on this show and they collaborate and said, we're just going to bring it this season and anything, any kind of storyline, even if it doesn't make any fucking sense, meaning we'll fight with each other. We'll go after Heather Dubrow. Emily will say how much of a piece of shit, Shane is and how she's not in love with him. Anything will go. Right.

Because they both know after this season, one of them is definitely out. They have been quite active in the OC marketplace. They have. Yeah. They have. And it doesn't make any sense. So zero boobs for Patty. Zero.

Roobes. How many boobs do you give this episode? Okay. Overall thoughts bolded at the top of my page. 11 breasts, uneven ones, no boob job. I do not care about these women

at all. Yeah. That's my summary. What I will say, Heather and her mom, what I want is I want a psychiatrist to be watching the scene and then talking about what's going on.

I love that. Trauma that's taking place. Yeah. That's I would like that. Dude, Ruby, that is such a good. 11 uneven sloppy tits is that what you said yep sloppy uneven okay you know those videos with the dialect coach or the military expert breaking down movies i want it we've got to just have a

psychiatrist or um yeah one of those therapists someone break that down tell us what's going on and how dark it is um so 11 there i actually thought we turned a bit of a corner i think i am in kind of a Stockholm Syndrome kind of place with the show where I've almost accepted defeat. And because of that dark, dark place, it's a little sunnier. I give it 12 even boobs. Wow. Oh. That's pretty good.

So we kick things off with Vicki who can't walk. And then also we have an intro package for. the show. Okay. So there's a prologue to this that features incredibly intense music. Yeah. That was crazy, man. It features incredibly intense music and conversations about Emily singing things at the dinner the evening before. That plays before the episode starts as if to build some kind of anticipation for what's about to unfold. That's right. And Emily, I guess, her excuse for having told Carmela what Meatball had said. She says, and I quote,

I gave Carmela a quote unquote, heads up. Sure. No, no, no. You backstabbed your fret. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My God, she sucks. I'm just, do you see the phone in Pat's hand and how he's, do you see that? Yeah.

So we're all on edge a little bit right now. You let me know when the time comes. Oh, well, I'll let you know. Of course. Okay. Now, um, Rips. It's Ritchie. I think. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's our. No, but first we head over to that like weirdo place where all the women are going to try and get skinny.

Yes. That new age place. Yes. There's a it's a Brazilian lymphatic shop. Now, I need to go down to Orange County because this place is always in need of new, uh, ways to lose weight or look better. Okay. And even, uh, Shannon Bador had said like, this is the location where people always seeking out new treatments. Right. Right. So last year it was you put yourself in a goddamn cryogenic chamber to freeze your tits off. Right. Now that's out now. Right. Now you go into a fucking microwave and wrap yourself up like your fucking grocery store sushi.

Yeah. And that's the new thing. I think the cosmetic enhancement world is just like all of us. You know, we're just trying to find the right porridge. I got an idea. I got an idea. How about you stop drinking two bottles of wine every night, huh? How about that one?

that's right archie you tell her you tell her archie yeah archie um archie um rachie um ruby and there's his friend and it's so crazy that pat has a direct line to the afterlife as though there's enough room or want in the afterlife to kind of draw that connection back to this moment right now ruby and it's just it's just that it's just with this one dog it's not necessarily anyone else over there It was Archie and his friend Ted. Remember Ted's... Right, but the line belongs to Archie. Archie's the one with the data plan.

Okay? It's really special for Pat. I want to talk about this Brazilian lymphatic drainage, which I would assume is expensive. And it involves getting tightly wrapped up in a big, big garbage bag, and jumping into a microwave that has tiles. That talks to you. Not enough time.

Ribs, what did you think of this beauty treatment? We all need to be honest about what we're doing here. Shannon's saying that she hopes that the microwave will make her look like Jen. This one smells like liquor. One. Okay. All right, Hal. Take it easy.

You can't do that when you're drinking three bottles of wine in the car at night. But also you can't do it without. two or three tummy tucks and several surgeries. So let's just call things what they are. You could do a lot and you look exactly like Jen. You know, I was just thinking about how 9,000, but just petty.

Like he's not, he's not trying to kill anybody. He's just kind of like imagine catty patty up there. You know, you look a little fat today. Like Jesus Christ. Okay, so the thing about,

Jen is driving me a little, you know what? we have a lot to get to. But I will say, it is amazing the kind of hasty results that these women want. So Shannon Bador wants to get wrapped up in a giant garbage bag and get thrust into a robot microwave. It's like, GLP-1s work pretty quickly, and they hack you pretty, but it still takes months. So can you actually wrap me in a garbage bag right now and get me a look like that? The answer is no.

I mean, UFC fighters have been doing it for years to cut water weight. Right. Well, water weight is one thing, right? And it leads to Oregon failure. It's very dangerous. Let's get to lunch with Heather and Gina and Carmela.

What is this? What is this with Paris and Heather? What is this? Heather Debrough feels left out because Gina and Meatball went to Paris on their own and then did a bunch of social media about being besties. And that hurt Heather DeBrow's feelings, which it absolutely did not because I don't. I don't think Heather Debrough would ever lower herself to really consider herself friends with these two knuckleheads.

Oh, I don't know that she really has feelings. Rubs, did you know that was what Paris was? I mean, from this show, yes. I don't know outside of this. No, I wasn't aware that Heather Debrough was upset over a trip that two people that she doesn't give a shit about took months ago. No, I wasn't aware. And it was months ago? Because was it last season?

When was it? We didn't see it. seasons. Okay. So it was between, am I, I get that I'm not a religious consumer of it, but like, am I just, I don't know what's going on. None of us do. You are correct. You are correct. This is difficult to follow because there's nothing going on. It's very confusing. You don't understand why someone's mad at someone else. It's all over the fucking place. Alex Baskin. If I sat him down, I go, what the fuck are you doing? Like, I understand no one that actually lives in this zip code

wants to be on this show anymore. I get it. Right. I love when, I love when Pat dresses down Alex Faskin. I mean, he does so much great work. Like, what's your favorite work of his? Yeah. He was executive producer on Rhode Island.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. It is a good job. Conversation about Jen working comes up. She doesn't have capital, the ladies say. Now, Gina says, I support women. And then, of course, you can just wait for that butt. Dot, dot, dot.

I knew there was a but coming, Gina. Because let me translate what all the ladies are saying into actual English. They're saying Jen's dumb, which is mean and not. supportive. There's a, there's a dumb element to it. I think it's more, she suffers from that thing that we've talked about so much. And it's honestly, it's a failure of the American educational system. Not that she would have participated in it, but she doesn't know what APR actually get it away from her. Get the letters APR away from her. She's naive. She's green, right? But she's not stupid. No. She can go out and pick tiles and she could probably manage a project once you

It's a weaponized incompetence. Ruby, go ahead. I agree. I think also though, the thing that's so funny is Carmelo was like, I was just trying to help her out and let her pick some tiles and pay her a couple grand, 20 grand, who cares? You go shut up, please. Gina being like she doesn't have capital. So when did we talk about that, you jealous little girl? I'm not sure why this is so triggering to all these people. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's a big deal. It's a big deal. deal in which is even a bigger deal is Shannon is not happy that Gina was talking over her at the dinner for the other episode. Yeah.

Okay. And Heather DeBrog commends Carmelho and taking heat from Vicky. And as Ruby pointed out last episode, who truly hates attractive women. Who does? Vicki. Vicki. Yeah. If you're homely, she's your best friend.

Yeah. I'm excited for next episode. Vicky is not. It's so funny to see her. not even entertain the possibility of just being neutral. We're not saying you have to be friends. Just be neutral. Don't be super aggressive and hateful.

And she's like, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm actually going to woop it up. I'm going to woop it up. Woo-hoo. It's not whoop. It's whoo. Okay?

Get my tagline straight. Can we get to Shane and Emily? Woo-hoo. Why? We're switching the house around because the children are punching each other in the back of the head. Um, there's, can I just, can I just read you? Yeah. I have one, I have one bullet point for this entire section. And this is what it says. Someone named Holly arrives. And I've never cared less about anyone in my life. Well, there's this thing with Holly where I think Jen could be a Holly. You're right. Right. She'd be Dylan. She would be a great Holly. She walks into a room. She goes, you should put some. stuff there. You should put some stuff there.

She put some stuff over there if you want. I mean, you don't have to. And then get a lamp. She charges, you know, $5,000 and then she'll have her marry way. This is how poorly this show is being produced this season. They take the time to introduce you to Holly, the interior designer. Uh-huh. You're right. Why not show what the plans are? We used to do that. Yeah. If you were going to bother to show that they're doing things with their home. The cribs kind of crawl into the room and turn. You show a fucking floor plant.

Right, right, right. Instead, we just have a fucking box, a bunch of boxes around that poor sad sack of a husband. I don't that Luke has a lot of issues with anxiety. I got a little bit of anxiety. There were, I mean, it was like a scary kind of amount of boxes in that room. I didn't know what was going on. These two people are fucking losers.

Let me, hold on. I want to do the breakdown, which I know you did. But I really, this is what we saw in this scene. And on any other television show, this would have never made it to television. Luke and Keller are switching rooms because they've turned violent. Why? Because Luke stopped eating French fries and his mother turned it into a storyline, which means Luke got more attention because being at the center of a storyline requires that, of course.

Right. Right? We should know that. He became a star, got a big ego, punched his brother in the back of the head. Well, he got punched because he was the star. So as a result, Keller tried to kill Luke while he slept. So now they need to be separated. And the loser in all this is actually Annabel, the older sister, who already clearly has no respect for our parents, which she shouldn't because they're absolute failures.

Oh, yeah. At parenting and in life. And then, Emily. I think they're doing pretty good. They're doing okay. No, they're not. They're not. They're supported by his parents.

They're fucking losers. No, no. No, they're losers. No, it's 2B1, Dylan. You lost. You're also a loser today. Okay. Emily is really working over time on getting these storylines together. She hates her husband and she doesn't even know if she's ever been in love with him.

She does hate her husband. I wanted to ask, can we feel bad for Shane this season? I feel honestly bad for Shane. It's crazy. I never thought I'd say that. Dork. Okay. You're a dork. I'll kill you. Let's get to Danny and Carmela. They're having a little pizza night and talking about diabetes. and Danny just starts with the red flags pretty much immediately he goes, hey, were you guys talking about me? Danny. Danny, she's new to the show. Her relationships need to be in turmoil. And since you decided to cheat four years ago, you thought that one was put to bed? Oh, no, no, no, no. It's fresh as daisy. Carmelis says that I'm a little bit worried that you're a pathological liar and he has a very, very, very

high voice and he says, you know, don't, don't even worry about that kind of thing. I have become so much nicer. What are we even doing? And are you guys talking about it? Rooms, go ahead. Like, Carmela, I've gotten so much better at lying to you over these four years. You will have no clue. Right. It will be fine. And what you do not know will not hurt you. So to that, I would say, Hey, Carmela, unless you actually need this guy for his money. Please find someone. Get a new one. Get a new one.

It's easier to buy a new car than try and fix that fucking shit bag like jalopy. Yeah. Get a new one. I don't get it. It's a lemon. It's a lemon that cheats. And you're right. He is a little bit like a jeweler that got robbed.

And then they start going, you know what? We're going to improve the fail safes of this place. This will never happen again. I don't know why I went there. But move on, Carmel. Yes. Here's the other thing that was a red flag for me, and this goes to Carmela's parenting and why many people have agreed with old Patty. It's very similar to Lynn Curtin's parenting. She let her daughters know that this son of a bitch cheated on her. The kids should not know

this stuff. Did she really? Yeah. She dropped that right, Ruby? I also believe that it was when they were, what, they're like 17 and 15 now. So it was when they were like, man, 10 and 13 or something. It's just inappropriate at any age. But again, get a new one and leave this cheating lemon in a compost bin. What is it? If you, how does it go? If you wouldn't got a lemon at Toyota of orange. Okay, let's get with Heather and Carol.

Okay. Is this at the airport lounge? No, this is the dinner or this is the lunch with Heather DeBrow and her mother, who Ruby wants to study. I think I miss this or something. I remember seeing the lunch with mom and tell me, I think I forgot this. I don't know.

Oh, wow, Pat. Okay. First of all, my first question is, where is this? What is this establishment? It looked like the weirdest hotel I had ever seen.

The interior of the restaurant was black. Well, and there was a lot of natural light also. It was a very odd place. You know what? I went to go get pizza and I paused it. And I told my wife, hey, pause it right after this commercial. Yeah.

She fucking watched this segment without me. Where did? Where did you get pizza from? Frozen pizza from Trader Joe's. Oh, well. Because she wanted to watch Married at first sight. So she's sneaky. You're speaking of Trader Geotos.

Yeah. It's been really good. Anyway, I apologize. Okay. So Heather brought the lady's gifts. She got Shannon a Heather de Brobub bag. which I didn't know existed, but yeah, she has those. Did she?

Does she sell those? Dylan, I think she sells anything she can. Okay? I don't think she's like Gretchen Christine Butte, where she had an actual line of handbags that failed. But yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if she had a line of bags. All right. Well, Vicki arrives.

She gets a little bit of Dom. And then we get into Heather DeBroes' mother who is in a word, Ruby. I don't have a word. Is there a word? What would your word be for this woman? In the preview, she looked great for 80. She's Dolores Umbridge. I know that's two words, but she gives me Dolores Humbridge vibes.

Unbelievable comparison. Yeah. She, thank you. She gives the girls a little rundown of her history, which includes being too attractive. to become a doctor. Oh. Thoughts on that? Yeah, just really quickly at the,

and telling the women that this was her cross to bear, Heather makes a point as her mother is talking to look at the other women, Pat, and say, this never happened to her. Nobody ever said that to her. And her mom is going, yes, they did. They did. They said I was too attractive. I couldn't.

I don't know what's going on here. I'm not, I'm serious, Pat. It was, it was like watching something that you dreamt and that you couldn't figure out how to describe. You know, we did this, when we were talking about the Shane and Emily scene, you know, you ask existential questions. Like, what are, what is the purpose of capturing this on film? Why am I watching it? What kind of Ouroboros of hell am I in? This was that scene, for me, I was like, why did we just do this?

Why? What the fuck was the point of that scene to see where Heather came from? We know enough. She's been on TV forever. But do we know her origin story? We're doing the origin story in the 10th season? That's not, that's not when you do the origin story. Let's get to Las Vegas.

And let's find out what kind of perks being married to a criminal gambler actually look like. Well, I was going to say Emily showed up one of those e-bike accidents, you know. Emily got into an e-bike accident? Yeah. Did you guys not watch the episode? I'm so confused, Dylan. You're getting pizza. What are you doing?

Yes, she got into an e-bike accident. And Shane, she got into a fight with Shane. She got into a fight with Shane. Then she got on an e-bike. And because she was so mad about that fight with fucking douche or dork, she fell off that bike. By the way, 70,000 emergency room visits just this year alone related to e-bikes. Really? I'll tell you what, when you get on a bird scooter and you're flying through the air, the wind ripping at your hair, it's very freeing.

It almost feels like you're on horseback. My friend is so cheap, is so cheap that for my birthday when we were going on a, A bicycle bar crawl. He just grabbed a bird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're halfway to the first bar. He realizes that the bike, the bird, is 50 cents a minute. He says, I got to get off this thing.

Right. I was like, what is your problem? It's $15, like a half hour or whatever the math is. Yeah, they're pretty affordable, but very dangerous modes of transportation. Let's get to the Vegas Showgirl Showcase. We meet Stacy, head bitch of this establishment. Ruby thoughts on Stacy? I have, yeah.

So is this one of the perks? Is this what Ryan gets to experience when he's, is this because he gambles so much and does so much crime that this is the big payoff? Yeah. Oh, wow. Worth it. Yeah. This is a coupon activity at this point.

So anybody can get group on. But who's pretending to be Carmel's friend that got her on the show? I don't think anyone actually. I don't think anybody. Okay. Because it would be Jen. It would be Jen. Like Ryan, one of Ryan's buddies knows Jen.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I want to get to Jen and Carmela because this is, this is a, the show is just produced so horribly. But I want to, I don't know how they're doing this with Vicky being in the condition she's in. She says, they want to take my knee out. I like my knee. So they want to take her knee out. But Emily,

asks a really good question of Jen. A spicy question, a great question for the show. Hey, if Ryan was here, would you guys go down to that Vegas chapel over there, get married, huh? Would you guys do that? And this is a small thing, but it just points to production, doing weird stuff. Emily asks the question and immediately Carmela sits down. And we use this to springboard into Carmelah's. thoughts on marriage when Jen's marriage is the one that is the interesting one and then we just

end the scene. Carmela jumped in. It felt like to save her from having to say, fuck no. Ruby. So not only did that happen. They chose to make this a commercial break moment. They were like, oh, oh, oh, sit down and strap in because when we come back, Jen won't answer and Carmela's going to take the whole conversation, it won't be worth a thing. Here we go. Right, right, right. But the answer is, is Jen is not in love with Ryan. I've said this, and I've been right about so many things, as we all know. I predicted all the divorces that were coming from Salt Lake City, all the Beverly Hills. Can we pause for a moment? Has he done that? I always, I don't know if I'm being gaslit by his confidence. I am not trying to gaslight you. I believe the answer is like a

90% yes. Yeah. Bronwyn separation. I just right on the mind. Pat, what is your over-under on Emily and Dork? They'll stay together. Oh, wow. Okay, cool.

Yeah, this is just a storyline. Like, yeah, she, yeah, that's all phony. They're perfect for each other. They're both losers. But Ryan and Jen long-term, it ain't going to happen. She hates him. They're not having sex. They're using each other.

she's using him to have a place to stay and a little bit of security, and he's using her because he thinks he's going to get something out of this television show. When will they break up? Two seasons from now. Okay. She looks like The Terminator, like if there was a female version, she looks like, is Linda Carter? Linda Carter? Linda, something like that.

Linda Carter was Wonder Woman. That's right. Get in the comments. Let us know. All right. So Emily and Gina get to bond over how much Heather Debrose sucks. Yeah, despite their tension, you always say that something that can really bring two people together is hating on somebody. And they hate Heather, who once again has an issue. Gina and Emily room together too often. And this is unacceptable, evidently, all of a sudden, right now.

Yeah. Okay. So if you are over the... Do you believe we're here with these storylines? It's unbelievable. I mean, it's truly unbelievable. Age nine or above, the answer to this conversation is just no. You walk out of the room. Someone brings this up to you and you're 10. You walk out of that room.

Okay? You say, no, we're too old to be discussing this, right? Right. You know, it's so interesting. It's almost, this is like a family guy bit where it's not funny the first time. So you have to do it again. But it's not funny the second time. so you have to do it again.

And on the 17th time, people are laughing and recognizing how absurd. If we're going to do this, we have to do this for an entire season, just turn it into this thing. But we can't do 15 minute presentations, then solutions, then we move on.

And that's what we're doing here. That's crazy. Yeah. Heather is actually doing something that's bad for TV, but good for her. to not have to deal with this bullshit. So I do feel that Emily and Meatball think like,

hey, we got nothing fucking to lose here, which is dangerous for Heather DeBrow, because if they're going for her, that means they have nothing to lose. And Heather DeBro's like, oh, fuck, because they could say some really horrific shit about me, bring up some dirt on me, some secrets, because they're thinking, like,

I got to throw some dirt at her, right? Why? I'm not going to be here next year unless I create a storyline. But Heather DeBro's like, I got what I'll do. I'm not going to start. this along as drama, I'm just going to apologize and not feed the monster. So many.

And you kill it. You diffuse it. And they're like, fuck. Right. Fuck. Yeah. She did it again. She's like a stretchy.

You know what? I'm not going to do a comic book analogy. I'm not going to turn her into a superhero that can stretch on top of bombs that they throw. I'm not going to, you know, we're not going to do that. Okay. Thank you. Okay. So this date, uh, from Jen is.

is it annoys me a little bit. I think it's kind of shitty. I get Jen being proud of her body. She should be proud of her body. She works. I don't know if she does anything else. But coming out and being like, oh my God, I had no idea it was going to be such little clothing

and making Shannon and Vicky and some of the older women get in these outfits. I don't know. I thought this was fucking, I don't know. If I was Shannon, I would have been like, you know what's actually bothering? Not the EMFs.

Okay? It's that you fucking got me in Spanx. And whatever else the other materials are called, I'm not good with materials. Fuck off. Much credit to the women doing that. A hundred percent. I would never do this in my life.

I would never do this. There is not enough spanks or alcohol. I couldn't. So I commend honestly all of them. Also, Jen, fuck you. this is ridiculous. We all know what you look like. Right. Thank you. Yes, you got it. We don't. Can we go? I think it's good, though, for the women to see, you know, because this is part of the hierarchy of this show, right? You have the, you have the made women who tend to have been on the show for a little bit longer. And then you have these youngans that come in. I mean, Carmela, Jen's been on the show for a little bit, but it's like, okay, this is what we're going to use to keep you on your heels. We're young.

hunger. We're hotter. We have stomach. What are they called? Abbs? No. The surgeries. Tummy tucks. And exquisitely done, I will say. Okay. So, I will say this got into a bachelor show territory. Oh, yeah. I thought they were going to have to perform in front of a live audience, but I'm sure agents were calling production saying Heather Rowe called. You're going to, they're not, they'll get into the costumes, but they're not. dude fucking Matt James you walk it. Matt James is there and there's a spooky house and the show's airing in fucking February or something.

And he's like, because it's Halloween, you guys are going to get spooked. Did you know they're doing that? What a perfect way to find a soulmate. They just filmed summer house on below deck. Oh yeah. I saw that.

That's very exciting. That show needs a little bit of a left. And Jake, Hot Pants Captain Jason, uh, someone saw him at, uh, our hotel around the corner.

Oh, I got to tell you. So my really quick moment, my friend went to Roccoz with me to watch a soccer game. He was wearing this Liverpool jersey. It was pretty expensive. Probably like $140, $150, right? So he leans up against the railing of Leo's.

And there's at the bar. Rockos. Oh, yeah, Rockos. The bar, I guess it had freshly been painted or it was molten or something. So he has like a jail cage patterning on the jersey now. So do I, we know the owner kind of, is there anything to say about that? Or do you just eat the car?

I can talk to Leo. You think? Mm-hmm. What do you say? What do you even say? I just have him come in or we'll get him like $100 worth of free booze. All right. Pretend it's your shirt, though.

I would, all right, I would want the shirt. I apologize. We got to get through this. So, Emily at the end of this date says, now that's what I want out of Vicky. Hold on. What? Hold on for one moment.

What kind of housewife, Sensei are you witnessing a student Excel in something? Fuck off, okay? You got to be kidding me with this. Vicky is a legend. Emily is not a legend. Yeah, I don't like Vicki announcing that she's a legend. We will all honor you.

In our minds as a legend, which you are, but it's annoying when you... She does do it a lot. Oh, I created this thing. Okay. It's my show. It's not. It's not your show. All right.

So here is the real kind of perk of Ryan being indicted by the FBI. The Sky Villas at Caesar's Palace. I don't know if he was indicted by the FBI. Whatever happened. We get some room drama. Gina and Emily are once again going to be rooming together. And Heather just walks, she storms off. She storms off.

She can't take it. And then we get Tamara's effort to bring Carmilla and Vicky close to one another. Which Vicky is not too thrilled about. But the main thing here is that Shannon Mador, who evidently has a preoccupation, or has had one in the past of EMFs and the harm they caused to the body. Never mind the Long Island Ice Tees. You're referring to Shannon walking around hearing voices.

Yeah. This is Archie, by the way. He's talking from the other side. He's telling us, that's Ted. All right. We got you, Ted. We got, hold on. From what I get, Ted's you didn't want to say.

Ted's saying that Archie's saying that the way that he passed is not the way that it was put out there. That's all I'm saying. Oh, no. I, you know what I love about that, given our direct connection to Archie, I think in future episodes, we might find out just what to Archie. Wow. Yeah. This is half reality TV recap, half a cold case. I mean, we're trying to catch the Zodiac killer.

Or maybe closer to home, Dale. Okay. You know? Yeah. Either way, it's a mystery. I'm excited to see unfold. All right. So, um, uh, yes, Ruby, your thoughts on any possibility of an elevator shaft being in

the walls. of one of the nicer suites at Caesar's Palace. I mean, maybe it could happen. Maybe it's her hands shaking against the walls, you know? Right. It might be her withdrawals. It also might be an elevator, but here's the thing. What you're saying is that you expect someone else to take the shitty room because you don't want it.

Again, you're not nine. You are too old. Take the room, shut the fuck up. Or go downstairs, get a different suite. care you're rich you can afford it. Not really, but if you can't ask a producer. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet if you really wanted to make a huff about it, or if you really did just not want all of that harmful elevator shit going, you just go out. I'm going to go by another room. See you later. Okay, so we get to a night out on the town and Emily's going to be

bringing the Carmella bag with her. That was fun. fun to finally get to see it out in the wild. That was great. Do you remember that storyline? Yeah. It was still here. That was about three or four episodes. Oh, yeah, I do.

I do remember that fucking storyline. Yeah, that was one. And we're going to a restaurant called Caramella. Caramella. Which is pretty close to Carmela. And the ladies, they do get. gag about it a little bit. You know, sorry off topic, but kind of on topic.

Vegas is a fucking ghost town right now, and no city deserves it more than Vegas. I don't think that Vegas is a ghost town. It is a ghost town. It's at 20% occupancy on average right now, except for when they do like fucking huge, what do you call it? Raves. What? Raves?

No, not raves. Conventions. Yes. That place is overpriced in the fucking service in. industry has gone way downhill because they fucking hate all the people that are coming to town. God, I can't, I, dude, you know what just jumped in my head, a wonderful memory. And we haven't, we've talked about it before, but we haven't talked about it in a while. Patrick and I's escape from the Las Vegas Convention Center. The unions. Just one of the great experiences. You should

read tell that for new people. It's really quite a story. And we'll tell it on APS again. Yeah, but they're fucking so corrupt there that Dylan and I show, of real brief, Dylan and I show up to do an event at a convention center. Some guy comes up to us and says, hey, can we- He tries to shake us down. Well, no, no, no. He goes, hey, can I help you bring all your booze into the building? Right, right, right, right.

And we said, well, we got it. He goes, well, actually, technically, I have to help you bring it in. Just put it on the forklift. I'll drive it in. Okay, thanks. A day later, some woman with a clipboard goes, hey, get your checkbook out. What are you talking about? Right.

How you owe $1,700? I go, for what? She said, for, uh, bring him. your booze in here. I go, I could have carried it in. The guy offered, he never mentioned that. She said, legally, we don't have to tell you. I go, oh, yeah, legally, I'll tell you this. Go fuck yourself. Did I not tell her that? I don't remember. But yeah, no, it was pretty, it was pretty intense. So then I spent the next four hours before we left, giving away all our booze. And that lady's chasing me around the fucking building saying you're not getting out of here alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They really did hunt us down. And we had to remove and break down the entire booth in secret. We had to, like a fucking Scooby-Doo cartoon. And then drive out of there. And I said, I'll drive through the fucking gate. And you did. You did. All right. That's the story.

It was a lot. There's a lot more details. John Tapper. What a fucking greedy. At first, he came up to me. And I think, I don't know how old I was.

You called me and said, hey, you're shaking me down for money. I was incredibly high. And this woman comes up to me and goes, I need you to pay me thousands of dollars. And you call me and said, I don't know.

And I said, Tell it a fuck off. Okay. All right. So we get. Did I not say that? We get to the dinner and we get to Gina. I want to talk about Gina ordering a hot water and lemon in Las Vegas.

She is. It's just. She's annoying when she was drinking. She's double boring and annoying sober. Is she sober, or does she just? I think she does weed, right? that's okay she's sober all right that's fine i need her drunk we we can't have we can't have a lot of

sobriety on these shows it's just not okay um emily is emily is asked if shane is the one she says i do not know this is her storyline there is a well she has many storylines oh lots um but uh yeah she and Shane are in flux so you you you're sorry you just elicited a yawn from me. Yeah, no, I know. I know. I just want you to know. You brought that up and I yawned.

It was just Pavlovian. Right. So Shannon brings, she rips the axe out of her back and she throws it on the table and she says, you know, the other night you would not let me speak.

You were shouting over me. And Gina says, Shannon, I wanted her to speak for herself. And Shannon says, well, I know that, but I wanted to speak for her as well. And Gina says, you know what, I'm sorry.

And Shannon says, that's okay. Thank you for apologizing. It is 37 seconds. Oh, I think the next bow... We are done. The next bout was Rousey versus what's her, Carrano. This one's versus Gina. Yeah.

And Heather DeBrosha goes, hey, you're always trying to control everything, Heather. And she goes, you know what? You're right. I apologize. Oh, 22 seconds. What is this produced by one of those Paul brothers? This show sucks. Is this produced by one of those Paul brothers?

I said, Gina apologizes, then Shannon apologizes, then in bold. This entire thing is a couple minutes. We will never get back. Can we please go to London? Yeah, Heather, it's not happy. And she's the, because, so this is what happened. So she says, okay, I apologize. We're moving on.

She doesn't want to move on. She finds a new Pokemon. Okay. So now it's no one. Charzard. No one, it's Charzard. It's no one backed her up. So she will harbor that into next episode and we will discuss that in episode seven. One thousand percent.

We're already on episode seven. I think so, yeah. My God. Get in the comments. Let us know what you thought of the episode. Join us to Patreon.com slash another podcast network for the double lives of, I can't say it. What is it suburban wise? Robs, what did you think of the first episode?

Double lives of suburban wives. I thought it was so good. I love this. I think it's going to be the perfect kind of trash that's actually enjoyable. And I honestly, I would like to thank them for doing such great work. Oh, thank you, church girl. Oh, by the way, great submissions for possible rating systems. Oh, yeah, that's going to be fun.

Dirty panties. How many dirty panties do you get it? It's a great show. And we have a lot of fun breaking it down. Go to patreon.com slash another podcast network for that. Salt Lake City is right around the corner. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye. Bye, guys.

Ruby. Bye, bye, bye.