Another Below Deck Podcast - The Spicy Asian | RHOCH S19 E9

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

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This was very sad, and I want to move on from it. It was very yucky and it was very sad. Like, Katie and Matt. Yeah. All right. Matt brings up his call log. Did you catch that he called her? Yes.

Well, I producers got this. The spicy Asian. Yeah. I put my wife's name in my phone in perpetuity upon meeting her. I suspect the spicy Asian is the name that he named her on their first date. Really? And he never changed it. Wow.

That's what he thought about her. Huh. Mm-hmm. Okay. What's your wife's name? Shiree. Sure. Yeah.

No, in your phone. Oh, Sheree. But I would come up with names for girls. Oh, no, no, no. Hey, no, no. Hey, it's Bad TV. Dylan. That's Pat. Great to be here. Great to be here. Kay is joining us today as well. Oh, hi, Kay. Um, this is, we're, we're, where's Ruby. Ruby is living her life right now. Okay.

I know she's, she's a fixture of this show and people miss her. None more than Patty. Patty is sick of doing this show with just me. No, that's not true at all. No, it is. No, it's not. No, it is. You know what I'm sick of. I'm sick of little baddies or little patties chiming in. Getting out of, uh, getting out of, uh, getting out of line. Really? Yeah. What's... Well, there was some disputes over who came up with fatty photos,

a genius scale for rating the episode. Uh-huh. And because we didn't give this particular baddie some credit, they're mouthing off. Oh, okay. This is really stuck in your crowd because we discussed this on Bolo Deck, too. I think she's, since a deleted comment had said, if my name was floppy tits,

would you acknowledge me? You know, because she clearly knows that we... We love garbage tits. We love garbage tits. Sorry, we love garbage tits. Obviously, garbage tits is quite a memorable name, right? But also, more memorable about garbage tits is the social commentary, right? So garbage tits paired with the cutting insight of the landscape of reality television

is what garbage tits is remembered for. But I'm going to say, Del, and I want to teach this little batty a lesson, it really is in the name. If you have something that kind of sticks out, you can have all great thoughts. Call yourself kangaroo dick. We'll remember.

That's right. And whenever you chime in, we'll probably, it will get our attention. Right. Your name is Nicole Finn. Now, Nicole. Oh, I love Nicole.

I love you. You've been with us a very long time. You have a lot to say. But call yourself kangaroo dick. Change your Patreon. named to kangaroo dick and now kangaroo balls okay okay and uh that was an arbitrary and needless you know some may say right uh but others may disagree with you i feel like you just cut for no reason oh okay well anyway all right Nicole or is it was it Nicole i guess i can screenshot that

she recommended that in the future too thanks for the uh all right enough uh with the inside baseball we love our fans our fans are the reason that we can do it Also the advertisers. Thank you, Tobiah and Rulet coming up. So listen, we have the Railhouse Wives of Orange County. As I've said many times before, this is a game of clue that is too confusing for me to play. It seems as though this episode,

we are going to be thrown further into confusion and chaos. Is Katie a sketchy bitch? Answer, yes. But is Gretchen the sketchy? bitch is slayed and even sketchier than the sketchiest bitch i just don't know where i am i'm concerned because you're being pulled into this web of lies created by katie and her pathetic accomplice matt yeah he is such a no-nutted spineless turd they must have money problems and they are banking on her making money with this show because there's no reason why

a gray-haired double-chin little no-nutted turd should be creating a scene like this on this show. Get off my TV man. He is a sassy little golf guy. But I do feel a little bit like Robert Redford

and all is lost. You know, I'm just out here and I got reading a fucking book watching your boat fall apart trying to put it together with some lacca. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have enough lacquer to get this thing

ashore what was the point of that goddamn movie to just show the indelible nature of the human spirit does he die or does he not die filmmaker that was the other point of the ending like I would like to have a metaphor at the end I hated that movie I only watched it

because I was bored flying back from Thailand it was one of six movies I watched what were the other ones oh god prometheus no no that was too dude i love that movie i could watch that i could watch that every day so much i love that movie that is so dumb you know calen's dad was in aliens was he mm-hmm the best one

and then they killed them at the beginning of aliens three your dad got paid though for that right you did nice how do you die in aliens three uh the ship crashes and it's just i don't know he just dies in his cryo chamber like that can happen yeah they did i think a beam like impales him through his cryo chamber that can happen david fincher he had just come off uh directing a madonna video so a huge studio decided david fincher did three mm-hmm no way it was a metaphor for aides oh well aides was a big time i was a big time thing yeah and it wasn't just passed through butt-fucking. That's right. We learned. It was

also through just regular sex. A mainstay in the AIDS epidemic was Dr. Anthony Fanchi. Very controversial character. As was AIDS. They made a movie about it called Dallas Buyers Club, did.

I thought Matthew McConaughey was fantastic. That's my Fauci. Kaelin, how's the show going? That's great. Do you watch this show with your wife? Yeah, when she's watching it, I kind of look over a little bit. Come on my phone at the same time, so...

What are you doing on your phone? Twitter, porn? Reddit, mostly Reddit, yeah. Reddit. I go on to the fantasy football, some Reddits and... Just research, just dive in data. I'm such a workaholic. When my wife's watching something, I don't want to watch,

I start putting together a PMC episode. Okay. You have downtime. Not a lot. You have some downtime. Okay. How do you not have downtime? You don't raise your children.

I do now. I do. Pita's left us. You killed her for wanting to leave? She moved on. She bought a house. All right. Peter is a perfect human.

These women are not. Let's get into our tits right now. No, our fatty photos. How many fatty photos would you give it? All right. You are correct in saying the producers or the editors are trying to create some kind of like is Katie a sketchy be or was Gretchen lying a little bit? I mean, I'm sorry, Katie coming with a Malila folder with photos of a website of lie

detector people that also offer their services to do reality TV. Hey, Katie, just bring your phone. What are you in the firm? Just bring your phone. You melodramatic lunatic. this show needs Katie because we need sketchy people absolutely we could probably get rid of meatball and Emily and keep Katie I don't know but uh meatballs the the silver lining of the show meatball is is there meatballs's having dare I'd say a meatball asants this season a meatball

assants yeah I like that yeah she is really uh I like the episode because I hate Matt so much. And I'm not referring to Meatball's ex-husband. I am referring to Katie's cuck pussy husband. 92 fatty photos. All righty. Let's get into the episode. I give it 93 fatty photos. Last we left off, Katie was fake quitting the show because she's a sketchy bitch. And now polygraph tests are, they're pessimistic in court or whatever the word is. So I don't even think that this is the best example of Katie being a sketchy bee, but she is a sketchy bee. Okay, it is actually a great example of this because Katie, uh, being caught lying, like a true sociopath, rather than go, all right, I lied.

She's like, I'm going to fucking double down. I'm going to, I'm going to print. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to print something out. I'm going to the website because they did have one little thing, uh, if you'd like to reach out to us for filming purposes, right? So clearly they were there. Look at this. They have a contact page.

What kind of reputable person has a contact page? These are frauds. They're frauds. So the cadre of women from the County of Orange aren't sure what to do, but we kick things off at another cosmetic wellness racket, Asandra M.D. Now, this is a place where women go to have testosterone shut in their ass. That's right. And for what reason, Dylan?

To increase sex drive. Yes. To the point where your coochie moochie can rip someone's wang off. Oh, you got to laugh out of Kaelin. It hurts. Yeah. Yeah. I really enjoyed the sex except the part where, uh, you rip my fucking dick off.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, that hurt. Again, with the Jumaji flower. Um, it's weird that you would go through this whole rigamarole. It's quite a, it was quite a large needle. It was kind of like the needle you would use to put a horse down. Um, um,

But to go through all of that, just to have Shane put a lean cuisine on your lower back and fuck you while you're watching Forensic Files, I mean, what? With a helmet on your head, Raiders of all helmets. Yeah. By the way, Emily can't keep her fucking story straight. Later on the episode when she's talking about poor Luke, she's like, I don't know what to do. Shane and I, I think we're going to get divorced. We're basically not on the same page.

I mean, we're essentially roommates trying to deal with this. That was a very real conversation. Oh, sure. Well, maybe it was real. You're always talking about how he likes to hit you in the can. Like, that is, you know what I mean? I don't know how those two have anything to do with the time. No, no, no, no, no, yeah.

And she's told him so many times, the lean cuisine is too hot. And he's like, well, it's thanks. Thanksgiving plan. It's turkey and apple sun. Again, that is nothing to do with how odd it is. So anyways, yeah, it looks like she got a tattoo removed. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so Emily gets them, the shots in her ass, not her asshole, but her ass. And we asked the question, does Emily need extra? Oh, I didn't think I wanted to say that. I feel that way a lot of time. Yeah, I didn't think I wanted to say that. Okay, so Emily Zick Hiles, and then I think says Katie should be gone from the group.

She wants a boycott her. Recollects a hug from Tamara. Gretchen is, Gretchen and her, I guess, mended things. Well, temporarily, but she officially wants to pull out the piece pipe and mend these broken fences. Yeah, these women could do with a little pot. Yeah? Yeah. I bet Tamrat smokes.

I think she takes two milligram gummies and pretends like she's a pothead. Bitch. Out you fucking bitch. Okay. All right. So Gretchen is cautiously optimistic that the hug that she gave Tamara or that Tamara gave her was real, but isn't sure if she can trust it. That's like Vegas offering you a hotel room. What is wrong with you?

Of course it wasn't real. Yeah. Especially, you watch the next episode. Yeah, yeah. I think Tam rats in her face screaming. Asandra heads in. He is the testosterone D. Gretchen pulls her whole ass out, and we get a big needle that sinks right into the flesh,

the meaty, meaty flesh of the butts. Okay, so we need to get to what? We need to get to the Oslo Cafe. All right. This is coffee shop with Katie and Jen. Mm-hmm, with Jen and Katie. Katie has brought a manila envelope and is at the ready for. a presentation of hard evidence.

That's right. She wants to believe in Katie because she's put so much into this relationship. Now, Katie knows the truth. The truth of the matter is that Katie was set up by paid actors. These are not people that are reputable. Lie detector people. These are not reputable.

Lie detector people, okay? And later, let me get your attention. take on how ridiculous, like, actually how ridiculously stupid was this moment? When you're a sociopath, you will just throw shit at the wall and see what sticks. And some people fall for it. I do want to say this about the lie detector people. Because if we're keeping like a record here, Heather Dubrow was caught lying about the paparazzi thing.

yeah her in that husband of hers he'll fucking show up to uh cameras and a he'll show up to the san an a catering table yeah like if they're there he'll show up and also tamara got called out for her bullshit autism diagnosis so i believe these lie detector people okay although the one thing that is confusing is that gretchen did in fact tell tamrat in new orleans that she did go to the hospital yet she passed when that question was asked of her did she go to the hospital i'm um you know you brought up uh the autism spectrum and uh we've had a discussion we're not going to say the the a word uh derogator is that a bad word uh well saying things like uh i oh my gosh i put the milk in the cup covered the other day i'm so autistic you know you can't

say that, right? And you definitely can't say the R word anymore, not on this podcast. No, no, no. But, I'm, in one of the studios I work in. It's filled with East Coasters, and we just hired this very sensitive young boy to switch and do a lot of stuff at the company. And he is a very sensitive young boy, and these people keep coming into the studio and dropping the R.

They keep saying that? Yeah, he goes, can we not? And I was like, buddy, I'm going to try, but I don't think, I don't think, welcome to the real world, son. I don't think I could protect you from this. So anyways, that was quite a divergence that will probably, probably, okay. No, keep it in. Okay.

So Jen brings up the fact that Katie is constantly saying things like I was recording Shannon because she was threatening to kill Archie and Jen heard the whole thing. And Jen's like, what are you talking about? You sketchy bitch. Why do you keep saying that I... Yeah, being pulled into someone else's bullshit, that can get old. Yeah, it's absolutely insane. So we get to Meatball and Britshouse.

And, well, Jen and Katie end things in a very... We do not know what's go happen. Well, I think she says, Katie, you should go. And when it's a public restaurant, I don't think anybody can ask anybody to leave. That's such a good point, though, because I was thinking about, like, if you're trying to resolve conflict with someone and it has... has not been resolved, and they're just like, well, I think we should go. Like, what do you do with that? Heather DeBrow famously, and I'm no fan of Kelly Dodd.

They were at a restaurant, and I think Kelly Dodd called her a C-U-N-T. And she said, you need to go. And she said, you don't own this place. Kelly Dodd is a crocodile that you cannot wrangle. Now she's a bigoted. a lunatic but I would welcome her onto the show in a heartbeat of course

yeah absolutely I mean bravo like are you are you not trying to get the Fox News crowd in at all like no come on Kelly Dodd will get you a whole new marketplace so I mean get her on the show let's get to

Meatball and Britt's house uh Brett where you've been all my life you need to be a housewife. This would be an interesting dynamic. I love her jeans. I love how her jeans are kind of jeans, but also look like they should be thrown away. Yeah, this is a hacky bit from a stand-up comedian

at the comedy store. Yeah. Yeah, imagine bringing these ripped jeans and showing someone in the 1940s. Yeah. Hey, here's your new pair of jeans. Oh. What did you rip there?

But those are not befitting a man of my stature? Oh, no, they're hot. They're very fashionable. Don't you like looking at people's knees? No, sir. In fact, I only wear tweed, you know, because that's all Americans spoke like British people. Well, yeah, they came from it. They probably still had a little bit of it left, you know?

Yeah, maybe a little bit of... I thought the jeans were sexy, to be fair. I wish I still had a little bit of British in my voice. You know what style went out, dealt? Did I... Can I guess? Please, yes. Um...

I don't have any guesses. Women started wearing pants where the slits were on the side of the legs on the sides. Oh. Are you talking about like sporty spars? Was it called? What are you talking about like poor spores? No.

I'm talking about like 2010. Oh, wow. Do you know what he's talking about? No. Yeah, girls would have slits on their jeans, so you got to see like the side part, which is a very attractive part of a woman's anatomy. Yeah.

Okay. Breathy, yeah. So we get to Meatball. Meatball. Whose ex-husband Matt. He almost got taken out by the big one. God. But he's alive.

Yeah. I was thinking, God is so overpowered. God is so O.P. Like, come on, dude. Or madam. Mm-hmm. Anyways, so he was thrust. He had a heart attack thrust.

upon him. Yeah. And deal with that. He almost perished. And the two of them, these two ex-wives of this man, are... No, once, currently married to him. Oh, okay. So, Britt is currently married to him. I think so. Get in the comments, let us know. Why is... And again, get in the comments, let us know if you can't eliminate this for me. Why is Gina

so good with this guy? He broke into her house and, like, wasn't the... Weren't the police called? on this guy for like, you know. Yeah. I mean, has it really bygones be bygones with this guy?

He didn't even show up like the first two seasons she was on the show. But I have to say this. This caught my attention. Britt explained when Matt was having the big heart attack.

He was like, I'm not going to the hospital. And she made him get in the car and go to the hospital. 2018, I'm at Gary, producer Gary from the Corolla show's wedding. Galen's there.

I'm having a great time. I get drunk, I wake up the next day in my fucking hotel room. Phone rings. It's Jimmy Dell, my stepdad. A, uh, Jimmy Dell, what's going? Oh, yeah. Oh, your mother. Your mother.

Is she dead? Jimmy, is she dead? Oh, your mother. He's crying. He's so upset. Is she dead? No. She's alive.

What the fuck happened, Jimmy? Is she still alive? Yeah, my mom's still alive. Okay. She would not go to the hospital. She was having a full-on heart attack. he made her get in the fucking car she could have died so listen to anybody who is having a heart attack and feeling a little stubborn while you're listening drop the shit okay you're having a

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you know, because this is, you know, Matt's, girlfriend and gina slash meatball she realizes at this very moment she's upset that Travis's wife is such a bitch uh-huh yeah yeah Travis's wife and she doesn't go on camera either I'd love to see her it's like if you're not going to go on camera I mean can somebody I'm not saying Chappaquita this person but like I mean you know maybe all right let's get to lunch Do you know who represented JFK? What was his brother?

Teddy, Tfk. Teddy. It was that lawyer, man. The one that everyone hates now. Johnny Cochran? No, no, he's dead. Not the poet, Alan Ginsberg with the crooked pedophile.

That's right. He represented him. Alan Dershowitz. A young Dershowitz. Wow, he's lived a long time. Hello, I've come. to ask you about your stance on Palestine. I,

he will defend anybody. How do you explain to get this guy out of, rolling a car off a bridge into a body of water, leaving the scene for 24 hours and then showing up and going, I don't know. Yeah, he's the best, dude. How dare you? bring up my acquaintance with Jeffrey Epstein.

I can only assume that it's because you're an anti-Semite. He represented him. All right. What are we doing here? Let's get to lunch with Heather Dubrow and Tamara. These two fucking demons. Tamara couldn't sleep because of the adrenaline. But Jen sits down.

Oh, my God. Heather DeBrow mixing it up with a working class. have you ever said no don't get that to someone well i love heather de beau actually i hate her when uh jen uh shares uh the evidence you know that uh katy had displayed for HD quickly squashes the accusation by uh mentioning their husband is also a fame horn that was well she she doesn't she actually doesn't say that at all oh yeah um she says that her husband is a doctor on television a doctor

and also on television which doesn't mean that he is not a doctor which is katie's entire right uh i gotcha gotcha trying to find you know uh okay so the power rangers are on tv that doesn't mean that they're not power rangers. Okay. Fuck. Good point. This doesn't make any goddamn fucking sense. Well,

Tam and Jen discuss the past. Was that a good analogy? Not one of your best. Okay. Fuck. That's okay. All right. All right.

Well, Tamrat and Jen... Let me try another one. Okay. Just because Tom Hanks played Sully Sullenberger doesn't mean that Sully Sullenberger didn't fly that plane upside down and crash it right.

to the Hudson, right? Freeze a charm. I can't think of another one. All right, all right. Just because Roseanne Barr got hit by a car doesn't mean she's not crazy. How damage was the car? That's funny.

No, actually she was very damaged, and you can tell. Okay. Now, Roseanne's funny. Oh, yeah, she's great. she talks about maricopa county so much and listen you know people it's it's an interesting topic oh okay what are we doing i don't know i blame are we doing i'll take all the blame all right tam rat power rangers thing are you kidding me tam rat and this is why we need ruby she would set us straight she go all the

Shut up. I miss her. She'll be back next week. Okay. Tamrat and Jen discussed the pass, and Tamrat apologizes and the therapy is helping. Jen reminds her it's not really helping because the patterns continue. No.

And Jen says, but she wants to move forward. That's very sweet of Jen. Jen is my favorite person on this show. Yeah, Jen is dangerously unprepared for just life in general. but she's a sweetheart and Tamara is not Tamara apologizes to Jen and says you know I'm sorry you know when I act like a vile cunt to you it's just a little girl in me coming out yes it's hurt what what does that mean right though what does that mean I don't I'm not ages here Tamrat you got 15 years left to live I mean there's not a lot of room to grow here right

you know what I mean I guess but she's going to live for a while she's going to be pickled i love her too she's such a fucking booze bag you know what maybe let's go let's do a chardonnay now do a diet coke uh all right let's get to that gift shop emily a meatball uh this is so sad um Emily shares that Jen said that Katie is asserting that she was set up meanwhile Luke calls because he wants to walk the dog and Emily gets upset because it's a lot i know but that that call was actually really really sad and uh i know that we've been joking about the ar fit and stuff but it does seem like luke is is going through something and my daughter talks like a baby your daughter is five oh how old's luke older oh yeah so um

i think regardless when you hear him on the phone it does seem like something might be going on it's very very stressful as a parent you loving something that much is actually quite terrifying and I got to tell you with my neuroses I'm not equipped to deal with it so um Emily seems like she's struggling and Shane and her are going through a pretty real thing actually where there's I mean it it was honestly like too yucky for me to even think about the it's it was such a tangible thing that she describes her and her husband as two people who are not really married. They're just in the same

house navigating these kids. And it's like, fuck, man. The word she used was roommate. I've never had a roommate that wants to hit me from buying doggy style while I wear a Philadelphia Eagles football helmet, you know?

It'd be weird. Can you imagine her generosity? I mean, he's just like, he's just like, he's fucking singeing her back with his fucking lava loads and she's seen him fail the bar so many times

and she's still fucking gives it up to him I know we talk a lot of shit on Emily but she's a sturdy bitch she's a good bitch I do want to say this to her I don't know if she listens to the show there is so much government assistance for kids that are on the spectrum you just call them

they will send two people out that will be at your house all day long helping you really yes we have a neighbor and yeah California sucks but it's it does some good stuff yes it does some good it does yeah um I mean imagine if this happens in fucking Louisiana I mean what the fuck is I'm going to do. I thought you were going to say Guam. No, no, no. But in Louisiana, you know, you'll call 411 or whatever it is. And they'll come fucking take him and throw them in the back of it. You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought you wanted us to get rid of them. This is the throw your child in the Mississippi program. Oh, you know. But man, do they have a lot of good culture down there? Yeah. Okay. So anyways, this was very sad and I want to move on from it.

It was very yucky and it was very sad. Like Katie and Matt. Yeah. All right. Matt brings up his call log. Did you catch that he called her? Yes. Live producers got this.

The spicy Asian. Yeah. I put my wife's name in my phone in perpetuity upon meeting her. I suspect the spicy Asian is the name that he named her on their first date. Really? And he never changed it. Wow. That's what he thought.

thought about her. Huh. Mm-hmm. So, spicy is a euphemism for whorish, right? And, uh, uh, or just mean. Mean, Malfi. Okay. Yeah. Um, okay.

What's your wife's name? Sheree. Sure. Yeah. No, in your phone. Oh, Sheree. But I would come up with names for girls. Oh, so anti-climactic.

Yeah. No, no, no. But I would name girls that I was dating at the time. like, you know, hot. Just hot. Or I named the place where I met her at so I could remember. Yeah, you're a pig. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, Matt brings up the- The Roosevelt, spicy Asian. Sometimes I'd have to put in the time or the day. I'd be like Monday. That's how much of a male whore I was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Matt brings up a call log in the duration of the calls.

And he uses that as evidence for clearly what that Slade was lying. I know we have a job to do. But imagine a documentary on the fraud, the governmental fraud that went into the Mississippi-Bretfarr volleyball team gymnasium, right? And there are just people breaking down documents and stuff. and you're like, oh, hang on a second. Who gives a fucking shit? Who gives a shit about this? It's amazing, though, that there are such clean records kept by all these people about this stuff.

You know, so the gossipy little golf guy, I don't think there's any better a gossipy little scribe than him. I mean, he has all of this stuff. Dill, Dill, Dill, Dill. We have technology at our hands. Why not record Slade? pick up the phone record them yeah i did that actually i recorded uh an indian the other day that called me an indian yes um who called me and i'm using that properly uh he was a filthy fucking criminal okay from india right he wasn't a native american but he called me and he said i'm

not going to do the voice but he said that uh he has a brace a knee brace for me um because according to my medical records, I have bad knees. And it was very confusing. I was like, I'm, Brian, is your name? Brian, I'm trying to find out how this scam works. And I looked it up, and it's essentially, you say yes to the brace. They say that it's free from health insurance. And I could tell that it was a scam, and we'll get back to this show, and I'm sorry,

but I could tell that it was a scam because he said that he was calling from CVS to give me a knee brace, which just doesn't make any sense. So he calls me, and I'm not going to do the voice, but he says that he has a knee brace for me. And naturally, I said, what? Because I just couldn't understand it. Did you fill out a form? How did he get triggered for this little scam?

Not sure. Not sure. But he said, I'm calling from CVS. And I said, what's CVS? And he said that he was in Northern California. CVS in Northern California was calling me, 450 miles away to offer me a free knee brace.

Now what happens is the elderly will say yes because they have bad knees. It's actually a pretty good bet, right? Okay. They have bumped knees. How did you end up on a lead list? I don't know. It's called leads.

They get like 300,000 leads. So what happens is you say yes to it. The male, the brace arrives, and then they just start calling you and hounding you and sending money requests. And they go, you have to pay for this, you have to pay for this, you have to pay for this. Well, you'll be in bankrupt.

We're going to send you to collections if you don't pay for this and it's $280 and yes. Seems like there's easier ways to make money. It's amazing to me how much time and energy criminals put into their rackets. But anyways, I apologize. Law of averages, I suppose. Sorry. If you've been attemptedly scammed by that, can the comments let us know? So this is basically the whole, the whole drama, is Gretchen told Katie and Jen and Ryan

and golf guy that she did go to the hospital. Now she's backtracking. 15 years ago. 15 years ago. 15 years after naked wasted. Because she might have been roofied, yeah. So Slade, upon hearing that,

tells Katie and Jen that they need to quiet their mouths about that and that Gretchen is going to deny that. Okay. And then he tries to... Per Matt. Per Matt. He tries to Frank Underwood this whole thing and try to get everybody on the same page and it doesn't work because Katie is a sketchy B and she's thirsty for camera time. We go through, I'm not sure if it's here where we go through the montage of Slade's disgusting behavior on the show. Yeah, he is disgusting. But I find it interesting because this does happen in couple's lives where Matt and Katie sit down on the couch and they talk about the two losers that they've been hanging out with in their habits. Slade apparently thinks he created Real Housewives.

Yes. All he talks about his housewives. And so does she. Nothing hits harder than a condescending Andy Cohen burn. It's just so palpable. He burned him. He burned him so bad. He goes, you know, well, I decided to not come back to Housewives.

Well, actually, Slade, when Joe wasn't returning, that would eliminate you because it's called the Real Housewives. And he's like, yeah, sure. And Andy Cohen's like, okay. And inside he's like, oh my God, you're fucking unbelievably stupid, huh? But the most disgusting thing was Slade at an open mic. Oh, I remember this real time when he thought this was going to be a career. I know that this was like back in the day, but was that as repulsive back then as it was. It was 2012.

So he'd been off the show for probably two years. So he's at, I don't know, fucking... He was at the place we played. I think he was at, like, La Brea. Oh, yeah, Brea Improv or something. And he pulls up a picture of Tamara, and a slightly overweight, talk about, you know, our rating systems, former fatty photos.

He pulls up a photo of Tamara and then just beckons the crowd to laugh at what a fat pig. I mean, this guy is a vile, vile guy. Anyways, we move on. I don't know where Katie and Matt stand. but they're not invited to the beach day. No.

Jen. That's how you get someone off a show, as we've learned. You ice them. You ice them. You put them on ice. She has excluded Katie from the beach day. She's also excluded books while raising her children. And Joe arrives brought by Tamara, who, you know, Greshon was optimistic about,

but it seems as though she's throwing Joe in her face once again. Now, we play volleyball. Team Grayson and Team Dawson. Shannon plays, but she more just eats cheese and falls. I have to say this about Shannon Bador this season. Uh-huh. She is really in the background. Uh-huh.

I don't know where this goes for her. I think this season, it looks like it's ramping up to a pretty crazy place. Yeah? Yeah. Shannon Bador, I think, is going to put the cheese down. Oh. Yeah. You think so?

Yeah. I guess we'll see. I'll see. I think the cast needs a shake up. I think we need to add two more people. Even if we don't get rid of anybody, like add two more people to the mix. That's all they should ever do.

They should have kept the original cast of all of the housewives and just add it to two new people every year. Before you know it, then it's like... 700, yeah. Well, what was that horrible vampire show in the, uh, the awe? It's true blood.

They never got rid of anybody. They just kept adding people. It wasn't a horrible show though. Uh, the first three seasons were amazing. The last six. were fucking horrible they wouldn't kill anybody that brother what a body on that guy huh brother blonde guy oh the blonde guy oh yeah he was handsome cum gutters yeah he was in the the northerner with nicole kidman okay you know what i'm talking about no the one where he's like

the northman the northman that's him he looks completely different except for that that's alexander car's car okay he's not the main guy he's just kind of no the other guy married uh his cast member all right well i i've did i've derailed us numerous yeah let's end this sorry let's end this okay so we get an update on the kids heather de bros child brag time brag time alert brag time uh hey if you're you you know what if your kid got into yale heathreau shut up hey uh her daughter well well she was first off she stars it she uh she uh She buries the leash, he goes, you know, Catalina, my daughter, she's accepted in every university in the Western Hemisphere.

Yeah. She's going to yell. Yeah. And then Tamara chimes in and says, because she wanted to elevate her daughter's accomplishment, she's like, Daria has a boyfriend. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, white trash. And then sit back.

Sit back. And then Shannon goes, oh, my daughter actually broke up with her boyfriend. She got jumped. So, yeah, it's okay. All right, droopy dog. Get the fuck out of here. And Emily shares, and then this goes down like a, it was a good Friday. So everybody be thankful for it being a good Friday.

Emily, Shane's dad isn't dead. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Joe is going to start having a baby working on having a baby. She's thinking about having a baby. Wow. Wow.

Yeah. Good Friday. When does it like, does it get to somebody and they go, I'm confused? used about what to eat for dinner tonight? Like, where do we... I, uh, I just took a shit. Yeah. Wow, good Friday.

Yeah, good Friday. Yeah, good Friday. Solid bowel movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, they're rarer and rarer these days. So, Gretchen and Tamara have a little quorum together, right? Yeah. And, uh, and take it away.

I mean, break it down for the game. Sure. Okay, okay, okay. so Tamara and Gretchen go at it and Gretchen is still denying that she had said that she went to the hospital and exporting. Yeah.

Unfortunately for her, we have tape of it. It was in New Orleans. She was in the backseat. We can run it over and over again. With the person that she's telling that she didn't do it. So I love Tamara.

Tamara's allegiance is to nothing. I mean, she doesn't have it to herself. so she's just kind of a show actually right it should be on her tombstone when she dies she did this all for bravo right she's a whirling dervish she has she absolutely despises katy but now is quasi defending katy so that she can cast aside gretchen's shiny veneer her eight layers of makeup which tamra is absolutely sick of that's right uh so they discuss why is Joe here. Great question.

Why bring... And Tamara's like, oh my God, I didn't think that... Is that weird? I didn't think that would bother you. Oh, yeah. No, it's just a guy my husband used to fuck. So they have a horrible off, which is which one of the two did the most horrible things to each other. So for Tamerat and Gretchen, they discuss why is Joe here?

Why bring up the fact that Gretchen cheated on Jeff, who was dying of lung cancer? He died like six months later. And then also, uh, uh, Shane. Shane is a deadbeat dad. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then Gretchen said, Slade called, oh, I'm sorry. Tamrat said Slade called her fat. Gretchen called Eddie Gay.

And then she also reached out to her daughter on social media. So they both did horrible. Which she didn't. She just commented on a post, which is not reaching out to a daughter. But she said, because you've been going through so much like I did with your mother. Yeah. Like, yeah. Tit for tat, little thing.

And then meanwhile, Shannon Bador struggles about eating cheese. Oh, and her friend with, her friendship with Tamrat. Yeah. And then Tamrat apologized and reminds her that she also apologized back in 2012. Yeah. And that wraps up a fan favorite segment, reading straight from the notes. That's really, yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah. Sorry about it.

No, no, no, we, we slip into that sometimes. You know, you don't really remember, you don't really remember what you watch. So you go, I got it written down here. Let's see if we can find it. I wanted to make sure I was accurate. But then Tamrat grabs and lunges Gretchen. She's done this move multiple times. She gets very intense and earnest.

And it fools the other person into believing that this is a breakthrough moment. Yeah. Where in fact it is not. Tamarra is a soulless narcissist. You know where I think she gets this move from? Tom Cruise gets his calming wrist hold from David Miscavitch and the Church of Scientology. Tamara gets the lunge from prosperity gospel. I think that she has seen that work.

What's the Tom Cruise wrist hold? When the French guys, the French absurdist journalist, squirted water in his face. Yeah. And he's like, that's not cool. What did you do that? Why did you do that? Why would you do that?

As he's wiping, that could have been acid. Your eyeball could have been melting on your chest. Yeah, but it's like that old riddle. a king says bring me a liquid that can melt through anything what what how does that real cailin how does that riddle go kalin come on you know no but the king goes like i need something they can melt through everything and then the guy like like brings in oh that's it he goes i need a liquid that can melt through everything right so this all the scientists in the kingdom start working on this and they're all fucking poor and dumb right so they can't come up with anything but this one guy comes in he's got a vial of this green liquid

and he pours it on the table, and it just goes through everything in the castle, melts through the door of them. This is Game of Thrones? No. Oh, okay. Melts through everything in the castle, right? Goes all the way to fucking China, right?

Through the earth on the other side of the planet? Through the earth on the other side of the planet. And the king goes, off of his head. Everybody's saying, what are you talking about? That went to China. And he goes, yeah, but what did he bring it in? in a glass vial. And so think on that this weekend, everybody.

Just think about that. I mean, what does that mean, what does that mean to you and yours? Yeah. Kailen, how's this episode going? He loves it. All right. So anyway, she grabs her. They say, let's girls have fun.

The mantra is, let's have fun. We'll see how that goes. Shannon Bador and Emily seem a little bit more cynical about this reunion. Mm-hmm. Deservedly so, Tamara is a snake of the grass. And then to cheer up the group, Emily suggests a game of tell your best breakup story. I think Jen shares the best one where some guy that she really liked

banged her in a Bronco, and then he said, asked one of his buddies to drive her home. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, she's lived a really exciting life. And her kids cannot read. That's it for us. Showing the comments.

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