Kill James Bond! - The Throuple Is No More w/ Ruby Wrenn | Below Deck Sailing Yacht Reunion Pt. 2

Episode Date: July 22, 2023

Dylan, Pat and Ruby are back to break down the tears, love and heartbreak from the Reunion Part 2. #ripthrouple Ad Free at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@BadT.V.Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbachelorpodcast/

Hello everyone and here's what's fun. Today's episode we're going to be talking about the second part of the reunion, all of the tea, all of the tears, poor days, and you'll hear us talking about it. about it will be just a little smidge of a show we have at patreon.com slash another podcast network where I myself Dylan and Patrick Patrick uh will break down Vanderpump Rules the first season it's so fun to go back in time and we do it with my sister um papaya dog girl Ruby Wren who's also featured on this episode because we just thought it would be good to have a woman's perspective a little bit because me and Pat can be a little bam-bam, a little dumb-dumb sometimes, you know, and what with Daisy being just gaslit and, you know, just like top-roped the entire episode by Colin and Gary and to a greater and or lesser degree, Andy Cohen, we thought it would be helpful for her to come on. So enjoy the reunion. And then at the end,

you know, there'll be a little smidge of our Patreon exclusive recap of Vanderpump Rules. We love you guys and gals all so, so much. Have a happy, happy weekend. Love you so, so much. Lucy says that the toughest part was that she was pursued by death. The best part was them getting fucked up. Chase, I don't know if it was the duck or the golden retriever, but he says, you know, my favorite thing about the season was just we had a great season. And I'd say my thought was just leaving i mean i miss all you god damn it

so Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck podcast. My God, am I exhausted by this show. But good news for us. It's important to remind ourselves that this is um beautifully bittersweet you know it's the end of uh of a season of below deck final not finally but like sorry i'm rambling but like you know it's just like it's like that vitamin c song oh is that that one about graduation yeah yeah yeah as we go ruby we've not introduced you yet and you're not usually on this podcast so if you could shut the fuck up for a second um you can do

that because he's a brother the vitamin still it's rude the vitamin c song is playing in my head and it's like it's so if it was graduation but there was one person who was like really sad about it, you're like, whoa, this is a huge bummer. But we have to break down the reunion part to the juice of the two-part reunion. And I'm here and Pat's here. And sorry, this is late. Yeah, sorry, it's late. hats here and sorry this is late yeah sorry it's late um but joining us today is papaya dog girl herself my baby sister ruby who is joining us today to help break down what is um i don't know

i it's important to have a woman's point of view with this because i feel like we would not oh we'd offend some people we i don't think that we could you know um return service delicately i'm not saying we couldn't i think that we could but it's helpful to have ruby here we could but i felt daisy completely deflected the entire reunion and part of the audience thinks andy went in hard on her and then ruby uh put a post in facebook saying she just wanted to give daisy a hug and i thought we should have ruby on to get that perspective yeah so ruby is here hi ruby how are you i'm doing really well dill how are you did you get a a dollar slice today or a hot dog from a vendor today yeah yeah i got both did you uh put a quarter in the top of the Eiffel Tower so you could look at everybody

all small from up there? Yes, I also went to the Eiffel Tower today. Did you read the times and feed a couple ducks? Hey, Ruby, attack your brother, please. Do not allow this onslaught of nonsense, please. What do you mean? She's in New York.

That's not nonsense. All right, listen. We don't have the Eiffel Tower here. Sorry. Empire State. Listen, we talked about it on APS. I got the shit beat out of me this morning in Muay Thai. I can't feel my legs.

My brain is mush. So thank God there's three of us here to talk about the second part of the reunion. Should we get into our thoughts and pots? Sure. I do want to mention, Dil, when are we going to drop the Grant Todd interview, which was so much to you? It'll be out Saturday, July 22nd. All right. So probably the same day this thing comes out. You guys listen to that. You are going to love that. It's way better than this reunion. Way better. Way better. Well, not this podcast, but the reunion. The reunion that Andy put on.

Okay, so I feel like we should... I don't know what order we should go in. I feel like... Let me give an example really quickly of why it's helpful to have Ruby on this show. Okay. Mads at one point, when Andy asks for everybody's rose and thorn, which I mean, anyways, Mads says very confusingly to boy brain. the low part of the season is the guys doing boyish things and me having to

just kind of chalk it up to them being boys. Now me being a boy, I was like, what's that stupid girl talking about? You know, I like, I was very confused about what the fuck she was talking about. And my wife very quickly said,

oh, it's when she was having sex and guys broke into the room and started mocking her and stuff like that or joking about her period. And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's why Ruby's here. And that is why Ruby's here. You know, we try to cover everything, but we don't have a 360 degree view. It's only like 345. So, Ruth, why don't you go first with your pots, thoughts, and nuts? I thought that this half of the episode was actually a really good episode. It was very, I mean, it was sad because it was sad,

but it was also sad because these three people, I think a lot of us really liked, and we were like, oh. Yeah. So it was sad for them, but it was also sad for us, which is more important. Glenn is incredible. Chase continues to be such a wonderful person. I don't know what to say. I would give it 91 knots.

Chase is a golden retriever and a duck at the same time. And the duck is in the golden retriever's mouth. And the golden retriever has such soft gums that he's not hurting the duck is in the golden retriever's mouth and the golden retriever has such soft gums that he's not hurting the they're friends they're best buddies in one human being he's just i mean daisy i i don't think anybody doesn't empathize with you i think that we'll i think that we all empathize with all three of you, and I think it's heartbreaking to see that all of you guys are like this. Well said, Chase, coming from Andy. Well said.

Well said, Chase. Well said. Pat, thoughts? Okay. So great. Okay. Andy, it's been said before. It's not an original thought.

Fucking give up the job. I don't even think you watch this show. You read questions off an index card. You have no follow-up questions for things that fans actually tune into this fucking bullshit for. You almost as though you don't care. This episode in which we find out that Alex and Mads were possibly banging, but we don't know because you had no follow-up questions. You completely let them just give non-answers

and then you move on. Yeah, Andy's like, I'm not sure what this means, but Alex and Mads, what's the haps with that? What's going on? And he just looks around to his producers. Yeah, yeah.

Andy, we don't tune into this reunion to find out how Glenn felt the interior did this season. We're here to see, did these sea rats fuck each other with these budding relationships after filming? And you did not give us that. You totally sucked. Also, Bravo as a whole,

why don't you put into Gary King's contract that he must watch the show so don't allow him to worm his way out of hard questions by saying, I don't know. I didn't watch the show. I didn't know. Because that was an easy out for him. And by the way, Gary, I'm still coming for you, buddy. You are a one-dimensional creature. Is that what you really want to be on the show? You are. If Chase is a duck and a golden retriever and the duck is in the golden

retriever's mouth, Gary is the cheetos that he was eating he is a one-dimensional character you drink you fuck sea rats and you do a good job being a bosun on this boat that's it and that's fine we can live simple lives but kind of not because the bosun has to manage like he's really good at like swinging from mizzen to main to donkey dick to whatever the fuck they call those things. And he wipes down steel well. He's a rudimentary human being. He very much is, and I didn't catch on to it until this past season.

You're going to be very boring to watch in the future, Gary. You did yourself an injustice. That being said, I did like the last 30 or 40 minutes of the episode. It was pretty interesting. It was basically like sitting at a restaurant and hearing a couple fight next to you.

Yeah. So it was kind of interesting. It reminded me of a Maury episode. And a fan posted, and we got to get better at naming the fans. I'm sorry, but did you hear he's coming out with a DNA test? Who is?

Maury. Oh, yeah, I did see that. This is where... You are not the father. This is where like... Yay! I don't understand where... I don't understand cancel culture. I mean, I get a lot of it

and I think it's good. Unless you don't think it's good and then I agree with you. Yep. Yep. But yeah, it's like Maury is just exploiting African-American pain on daytime television, suffers no consequence, and then puts out a DNA test

to profit while he's not on stage because he's too tired and wants to golf. How is this man just allowed to do that? Well, also, we've covered this quite extensively on my show, PMZ. We play clips from the greatest hits from Maury Povich's show.

Yeah. And it's entertaining, but always the most saddest part of it is when they cut to the four-year-old who's in another location, but they have a camera on him

when he finds out that the guy who's been claiming he's not his dad is, in fact, not his father. Yeah, it's like Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

Why doesn't she get mad at bankers? Get mad at bankers. Why are you mad at not bankers anyways go ahead oh uh so i enjoy the episode um and how are you from florida how are you how are you representing florida debbie wasserman sorry i'm sorry okay 70 pots i'm sorry. Tonight was like if... Yeah, I'll call Gary Gollum in this analogy. It's like if Samwise, Frodo, and Gollum were all on a ship together and they were working really well together

and then there was this tryst that developed they all started fucking each other and then it just got really nasty and their friendship split apart maybe that's not the best analogy but you see what i mean like uh sorry if i may jump on this what's a good trio uh oh i got one luke, Leia, and Han Solo. What if they all just, you know, it got nasty, and then it broke up the band, you know? And it's just like, it's such a sad thing to see. It's similar, because they all come from broken homes.

Yeah. You know, one thing that I actually hadn't thought about, but I realized it as I was watching this reunion is, and it kind of worked out, not for them. I never cared about the throuple because they're sea rats. They lack the ability to have true intimacy. Most of them have alcohol dependency issues. And so in my eyes, the end of this relationship was what I had already foreseen. Therefore, I was not

going to be emotionally invested in whether or not Colin or Daisy were going to work out and get married and have little sea rat babies. It was never going to happen. They have intimacy issues, and they're alcoholics. They're sea rats. They don't have those things.

So that's why I wasn't emotionally invested and I didn't really give a shit. I just zoned out. You got what I was saying, right, Rubes? Yeah, no, I did. And I honestly grew with you, Pat, until Daisy started crying and screaming. And then I was like, whoa. Well, that's because she has, well. I'm going to give it four pots. Oh, four pots. Okay. So let's get into it. There's some stuff in the beginning, Gary and Mads. He calls her pathetic, and he joked about her period. I feel like we can kind of, I don't know. How many times do we have to talk about it? Gary is an anvil of a human being.

And yeah, we mentioned it. Gary's behavior, especially at the end of the episode when he was playing, you know, he was McCarthy to Daisy's inquiry. Was this when he was eating chips? Eating chips and going like, but days you liked him. So, Gary, shut your fucking mouth. Stop asking anyone questions and just go eat your chips and go take a piss. questions and just go eat your chips and mute yourself or go take a piss um so daisy um daisy gives him shit for not watching the show at the top of the episode which i really really enjoyed um yeah but for the same reason that that um that daisy's condemnation of gary is why daisy

had a mental breakdown on the show. And I don't know if it was a mental breakdown. She was just emotional. But the issue is there's this spectrum of introspection and kind of interfacing with the television capturing of your past self. Daisy's been trying to learn from that. Daisy's been trying to learn from it, but it is, it looks to be all consuming.

She's watched the shows too much. She's listened to people on social media too much. Gary is picking his ass and not watching anything outside of YouTube videos of people. I don't know, fighting in backyards or something. I don't know what I disagree with you, Dylan. He 100't know what he's been watching. I disagree with you, Dylan. He 100% watches this show.

Yeah. And he was lying about that. But it's a wonderful device to be able to deflect. Yeah, but there needs to be a middle ground between those two. And Andy's like just throw away like Daisy. People on the Internet are assholes. They're trolls. Who cares about them?

Well, you built a business on top of that. Andy, do you have any idea what it's like to read a comment of a human being that says you should kill yourself, you whore? Like that's a... Ah, they're just trolls. I get it. But, you know, easier said than done. Well, also, it's different when you're like at the head of a multimillion dollar company and when you're a 36 year old sea rat with a broken heart. They land differently.

The trolls. So there's this bizarre thing where she says that she's allowed to go and have a couple of kissies with Colin. She's earned it because she's been. Okay. What was that? Did you mean? All right. So hold on hold on so they asked immediately why did you feel okay with kissing alex right no because no i don't think no i think what you're referencing dylan is the comment where she was like i've

earned that after 10 years in the industry yeah yeah so i can go kiss colin and right yes exactly so can we actually start off with some of the the drama from the episode which was one thing is daisy starts immediately uh saying that colin had a relationship with someone before getting on this this charter season okay well really quickly before we get to that because what i feel like that's what I hate about these reunions. It's just question after question after question. And there's really nothing to talk about but the Daisy, Colin, Gary thing. But there is before we get there. Yeah, Sabra.

I was going to say, I need you also to clarify for me, because I don't quite understand. So Daisy and Colin obviously were hooking up right before they got onto the charter. And then before, or the show, then before that, Colin had been fucking some girl.

I'll break it. I'll break it down. I'll break it down. Okay. I'll get the timeline. But, but first we have to get to this Alex Mads thing. And,

and do we is the question, but Alex and Mads were hooking up after the charter. They attempted to make it work. Now, the thing with Sea Rats is that they're disparate and they're constantly running from things. And to try to sustain a monogamous relationship when you're running, I mean, just think about that. Well, and also you just got asked by Bravo to also be on Winterhouse. Right. Complicates things as well. So Matt says that she doesn't think

that she's allowed to say something. That opaque thing is that Alex is with somebody from Winterhouse. Who could it be? Who could it be? Is it Malia? Is it the Red Snapper? Oh, no.

No, I don't think so. But that's where it's like, why even bring this up then if people are contractually... I think Riley, she definitely could not work with Alex. He's too passive and feminine and dry. Androgynous, I should say. and feminine, and dry. Androgynous, I should say. I feel like she would be better suited with a moose,

like an actual bull moose. Like a moose. Yeah, but she can't procreate with that, and I think Riley would be a great mom. So I do hope that she doesn't settle down with a moose, because that's not any relationship that anybody really wants to have, right? I mean, you can't even check in with a moose. Yeah.

You can't even ask. And the baby would look like one of those half-horse, half-human things. What's that thing called? A centaur. A centaur? Yeah. It's tough, like, getting them into the school programs. Oh, they would be completely ridiculed.

I think you guys are looking at this the wrong way. They would be the best at almost any sport that involves running. Yeah, that's true. You know, but it would kick off this entire, you know, forget about trans people in whatever gendered sport. I mean,

you have Riley's offspring, which has hooves and, and now you've got, uh, Jim Jordan. He's 95 years old. He's still alive somehow. And he's just,

he's flipping out about this. About the hooves. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know. And guess what? Everyone's kids, they're going. About the hooves. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know. And guess what? Everyone's kids, they're going to have four hooves soon. So strap in, Jim.

All right. So after the throuple, we finally get to the guts. Colin and Daisy. Now we break down what happened between rapping and now. And Gary begins eating chips. Punch someone. And Gary, I chips. Punch someone. And Gary, I don't know if you listen.

I think you probably do. You are not the kind of person who I think is going to have any. I don't think Gary's cracking open any books on self-help or anything like that. Let alone coming, you know, a square mile away from a therapist's office. But you need to not be who you are. You need to be a different person. And I would say we can go full stop remake. I don't think that we really need any holdover from who you are now. Maybe the work ethic, but I don't know.

You're not even that. I think we can do a complete clean slate here. Like a Black Mirror type make me someone fucking else because you suck. Here's what I get from Gary specifically from the things that he said in this reunion, but his behavior over the last

three seasons because we give a lot of passes out there. We know that the sea rats, they have sex with each other. But he, in particular, being a sex addict, he truly has no feelings for anybody else or understands their feelings at all. He's been rolling through life with no consequences for hurting other people.

Right, but he does that sloppy manipulation where he tries to be super emotional because that works on dumb, dumb people. I agree with you. But Mads is too sharp for that to work, so she just gets accurately and rightly annoyed by it and grossed out by it, which is the

appropriate reaction to it. It's like this. It's like when somebody is trying. It's like a bad con man con man you'd be you're like oh god are you do you really think you're gonna successfully rob me with that like no i'm not signing that you're okay it's kind of like pathetic but it works on old people yes but it works on old people um so this is the the whole shebang um after wrapping colin flew daisy over to come see him at a bush i hated that i'm sorry i haven't written in bold i fucking hated he said it twice

that he flew her around yeah we oh okay oh yay for calling you bought daisy a plane ticket what are you doing what are you doing on your catamaran shut the fuck up colin yeah i'm sorry no like as though he's he's drake and he's chartering private no you bought her yeah i'm sure the plane ticket was expensive but it's six hundred dollars yeah um so he flew her everywhere uh like uh daddy warbucks and um they bounce around they go to mexico here they go to new york there sea rat shit ensues and things get toxic now we fast forward to the context surrounding their relationship aboard parsnips colin broke up with his girlfriend in april which was just before he was getting aboard parsnips when we get to the boat colin was evidently still banging somebody that he was working with i believe it was still that person it could be

a different person it was someone in the industry yeah i think that's right it's a different person i don't think it's the same girl um so colin kept the the big issue that that daisy and colin had is colin was harrying her about gary and colin um colin would never be in a relationship with the person daisy was doing what is that note what is that note but the the big thing that like kind of broke them up a little bit was colin's hypocrisy and gaslighting so colin is very very upset at daisy for being uh kind of and we we mentioned it throughout the season daisy was being inappropriate and um you know two feet straddling a border the entire season up until the end she kind of committed to colin but the problem is colin can voice that criticism if colin is the sea dog we all thought that he was which is just a stand-up guy but the

issue is that it turns out that Colin was doing the exact same thing that Daisy was doing with Gary. So he docked the test too much. He hadn't told her. That was another issue that she had, where she was like, you're giving me shit for doing this with him and you were fucking this girl

and I had no fucking idea. I think that's what she was saying. Yeah. Now, before season four, Daisy and Colin hooked up. Well, hold on. Let me play this clip. It's bad she was saying. Yeah. Now, before season four, Daisy and Colin hooked up. Well, hold on. Let me play this clip. It's bad audio, but all right.

So this is, prepare to have your mind blown, or at least Andy's mind blown. You know what he responded to that, Andy? Yeah. Before filming season four, Daisy and I hooked up. As soon as that happened, I was like, you're all the way. Hold on.

Andy didn't know they hooked up. And this is this thing, like, we appreciate the fans going, oh, Pat, you guys called it. Duh. It made no sense with them making out with each other in that hallway at that first kiss that we actually see that they're into each other. Clearly, something had been happening prior to that. Yeah, and I'll not be duped by sloppy sea rat shit ever again.

I mean, you know, I didn't know that the sea witch Ursula and Chef Dave were not fucking. And you and a former colleague ridiculed me for it. And so when you see Colin and Daisy romantically kissing one another the way that I would kiss my wife if I was leaving for a while, you don't just do that.

There's some intimate... Well, if there can be intimacy, there is some there. It's worth pointing out, though, that... So one of the rub here is there's a lot of plausible deniability on everybody's part.

So there's certain timelines. Colin deniability on everybody's part. So there's certain timelines. Colin's claiming that he was very transparent about this particular girl. And then you also have Daisy kind of being a little wishy-washy about when she actually grabbed feelings for Colin because everything was up in the air for a while as far as whether or not they were a couple and when was that actually established. as whether or not they were a couple and when was that actually established? There's this very weird thing where Colin's melodrama, and because all these people are so emotionally unhinged, you see this at different points. Gary does it, you know, sea rats do it all the time. Mads was really the only one that was kind of like Teflon Don about Casual sex but usually they kind of Get a little yucky about it Because they can't process emotions

But Colin After he and Daisy hook up a couple Times begins Fucking Calling everybody Oh that was weird oh so many weird things here What are you doing calling everybody? Oh, that was weird. Oh, so many weird things here. What are you doing? He felt he-

Calling everybody and telling people. Felt he owed it to everybody to let them know. You're sea rats. You're hooking up. This means absolutely nothing. So this qualm with Daisy kissing Alex in the beginning of the season, can everyone shut the fuck up, please?

In what way? Because I would say that makes more of a defense of Colin saying, well, this wasn't really anything at that time. So if I'm banging somebody and if you're to believe him, he's saying he was transparent with Daisy about that. Daisy explains the kiss with Alex as it almost being a Nolan Void thing

because she's a sea rat and she's drunk and it is truth or dare. So technically you do have to stick your tongue down someone's face when- Yeah, it's truth or dare. So technically you do have to stick your tongue down someone's face when, uh, yeah, it's truth or dare. Yeah.

So, you know, you have to, yeah, yeah. So, but I would argue that still, uh,

technically were you in a relationship or not with Colin? Because if you are, uh, even though it's truth or dare and rules are rules, uh, you don't play truth or dare because you're in a relationship with someone. That's why I'm saying the plausible, the plausible deniability with both these sea rats,

it's completely up in the air, which brings me back to my original point, which is who gives a shit? It was never going to work out because you're sea rats. Right. Now, Rubes brought this up, but Colin's whole thing is that Colin's messiness was hidden. Daisy's was on display for everybody. So it's very, very difficult for Daisy to defend herself in comparison to Colin.

Exactly. And then you like watching. And I was like very, very disappointed in Colin because he's been my favorite amongst everybody for the last however many years he's been on the show. Never again. Never again. There's a reason that you're a sea rat. amongst everybody for the last however many years he's been on the show never again never again there's a reason that you're a sea rat and it's because he was doing things like when daisy when he said he says to andy he was like i told the girl about uh daisy i told daisy about the girl and daisy was like no you fucking did not until we got to the boat i did not know shit about that girl you did not tell me about her and he looks at andy and says do you see why it turned toxic yeah oh you did that multiple times that was yeah you're a

liar you're a fucking liar you're a liar that was so annoying her getting this chauvinist pincer move pulled on her by colin and daisy or colin and gary at the same time. It was, for Gary to question any perceived wrong foot Daisy made makes me so angry because Gary has, again, again, Gary is the child that Riley and the moose have the first time. And then they have the son that actually, you know, kicks off the whole, should we allow this person to play sports conversation?

Can I bring up at least where my brain kind of frames recapping or my thoughts on this show? And if anybody comes at us about Riley and like bestiality, shut up. Fuck up. Just a joke. I compartmentalize how I evaluate the sea rats. I

am just basing my thoughts and my judgments on these people based on the season that I viewed in this reunion. Daisy frames a bigger picture of what took place before filming. And by the way, they break down the fourth wall and stop referring to it as the season and start referring to it as the show multiple times. Like when we came on the show, when we came on the show. I have an issue with things that took place after filming, right? Aren't we here just to discuss what took place during the season

and hold people accountable for that? Whatever took place after, there weren't cameras there for us to even, why even entertain it? Because it's based on both of your own perceptions of what took place afterwards, which it's all technically kind of hearsay. Well, so we find out that Colin was lying about the whole relationship thing, and he's very rude to Daisy, as Rubes mentioned.

Lucky Lucy says three years of friendship, absolutely out the window. And that is the real gloom of it all, is that this threesome is now no longer a throuple. They're not friends anymore. And Gary and Daisy now are just on a season together. All right, so that was hilarious too. So they're both in Spain, Gary and Daisy.

And then at the end of the reunion, Andy's like, hey, what's up for your future with you and Daisy? And he's like, I don't know. Maybe we could work together with each other again. Okay, fourth wall. You're going to be filming in four days from this reunion. That's like, I don't know. Maybe we could work together with each other again. Okay, fourth wall. You're going to be filming in four days from this reunion. That's why you're clearly there

and Colin's on a catamaran. The throuple with Colin, I don't think realized if he liked to be on TV or not. I can't tell if he enjoyed being on TV. By doing this throuple. He enjoyed being on TV. Well, then he fucked himself

because clearly production said we can't have this play out another season. No, people will get too bored. One of you needs to go. Yeah. And so by this relationship happening, and they weren't going to get rid of Daisy, they'd have to get rid of one of the guys.

And so Colin fucked himself. Yep. There you go, Colin. What do you think, Ruby? You're rubbing your chin like you're in deep thought. I'm just agreeing with you wholeheartedly, and I'm reveling in the fact that Colin did fuck himself because he fucked all of us, too, for three years

because we defended him. He gaslit us, Mama. He gaslit all of us. Yeah, Mama, he lit us on fucking fire and then gaslit us, Mama. Ruby, who's worse, though, Gary or Colin? Honestly, I'm not kidding you, Colin. Gary is what you see is what you get.

No, I think Gary's worse. Dylan, anyone who not kidding you, Colin. Gary is what you see is what you get. No, I think Gary's worse. Dylan, anyone who would ever be like if you're looking at Gary at face value and then you look at someone like Colin prior to this season. Gary is a disgusting sea rat and a gross. Colin is like a you get like a what are you doing here? I see what you're saying. Like Colin is like a poisoned dagger that you don't know is there. And Gary is like a battering ram. Thank you.

Yeah, I don't know. I'll take my chances with the poisoned dagger. The battering ram is so big, like, you can't really get out of the way of its douchebaggery. But at least I could kind of, like, do some kind of small joint manipulation and get the dagger away. Right? Take three steps back. Call the police. St stab, stab, stab. Just typical self-defense kind of stuff.

Ruby, I have a question for you, and it's in regards to Daisy. Here it comes, Ribs. Well, hold on. I don't think we gave Daisy any shit thus far of us talking about this reunion. Case in point, I believe she also can be a horrible person. At some point, which I thought was kind of a deflection, she throws shit at Alicia, Eilisha, and Colin for him flirting with her.

And the way that she framed it, like they may have or were looking to hook up. Alicia, that was a shot across the bow at her. She had nothing to do with this. Nothing to do with this. In fact, the face that they cut to with her is precious. And also Lucy with her big eyes. I thought that speaks to Daisy

that she was willing to throw Alicia under the bus. I don't think that that was her intention. I think her intention was to say, oh, also Colin, this is what else you were fucking doing. It could have been anybody. It did not matter that it was Alicia. Yeah. Daisy was a Daisy did a lot of completely inexcusable shit all season.

I think she should be not cool for all of that. Yeah. But when she was saying, like, you're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't. I'm going to be bitter no matter what. I'm going to be defensive if I defend myself. I'm going to be like, if I'm quiet, I'm weak'm weak i was like she's spot on with that so these fucking people what they did is is you can't you can't like you know so so you're at a at a grocery store right and these two two old ladies are walking out and then daisy and colin both push the old ladies over

and then they laugh at them. Their groceries are everywhere, and they're laughing at them. Eggs are on the ground. Eggs are on the ground. It's awful. Broken. Like three left, but the rest are broken.

It's like, what are you going to do with three? You usually do two eggs. They make it all. Yeah, but three eggs is a lot. They're old. They live alone. Yeah. There's some cat food in there,

and at least one of them doesn't own a cat you know on a budget they were thinking about getting one that it's they're trying to get themselves to do it so they got the friskies um everybody sees daisy push the old lady over and they're like oh that was so gross daisy and then colin did nobody saw it right and so colin's just standing there and he gets in the crowd. It's the hive mind. He just falls right in line and he goes, yeah, Daze, that was ridiculous that you did that.

It's ridiculous. Why did you do that? Why did you do that, Daze? You get what I'm saying? I think it's a pretty perfect analogy. And I think I'm batting a thousand with analogies now tonight. So Daisy is panicked at a couple of different instances and it's completely understandable i don't have much of an issue with her with what she did on the reunion

daisy was in a perilous position where she had to defend stuff that people saw whereas colin didn't so her saying you told me that you wanted to kiss me in season two all that stuff is like he cops he owns that he not really he he said that happened yeah but he he he copping to it would be i that happened and i shouldn't have done that what colin did is so what bitch yeah i did do that it you were like emotionally cheating but daisy was bringing up stuff that was quasi relevant because she was just backed into a corner now what daisy really did wrong was what we saw the entire season she she kissed gary that night that she just did the way and i'll it again, the way her fingers were on his cheek. Gross.

But here's the problem, dude. Here's the problem. Andy spends an outrageous amount of time holding Daisy accountable for that. Yeah. Gary King walked right through this. If you really think about the piece of shit of the season, you betrayed a friend and bro code.

I think that's one question that he has to answer. Did you think you broke bro code? And he says everyone was playing a game. He didn't watch the season though. Right. Yeah. Game of oars. And then so he betrays a friendship and then he puts Daisy

in a compromising position to have to balance friendship and just being a C-rat and a relationship with Colin. Gary did not have any heat put on him. I would have said, first off, again, sorry to digress, Bravo, you got to have the C-rats in studio.

You can't allow them to walk off camera and take a piss for five minutes to avoid the tough questions. Eat fucking chips? Can you imagine if Ramona Singer just was allowed to just eat chips and go walk away? I'd fine him.

I'll say, we're not sending you a paycheck for this. You're not getting paid. It's just nuts. So we end this episode 75 times. Yes, we do. This episode ended so many fucking times. so many fucking times. But we wrap things up with this hair-pulling segment

about what's at your door. Is there a crime at your door? Maybe. So if someone comes in and kills me, you'll have it on camera. We are not recording, but the gruesome audio will be recorded. We'll see it real time.

Yeah, we'll see it. And I'll get over it, but it'll be tough. Okay. It's fine. This conversation about the fucking blocking on NC... You blocked me. You went

in and said unfollow. Don't air this. Cut it. No one gives a fuck about the convoluted timeline of your social media unfollows, blocks, and unfollows. Okay? Thank you, Bravo. Don't do that again. The only thing I will say, and I don't have an Instagram, so I could be wrong.

And if I am, don't tell me because I won't accept it as reality. Yeah. We did learn that Colin, again, he's a liar. He's a lying liar. He's a liar. He's a liar. And to know that. And yes, unfollowing somebody, the fans do see that.

So it is a purposeful thing, but still. Yeah. So one, it's purposeful. Don't act like you're like, how would anybody know? Shut the fuck up, you stupid. Stop it, Colin. And for him to cop to, but not cop to, that he was like, yeah, so for like two seasons,

I was like telling you that I wanted to fuck you while I had a girlfriend. And what? You're just like, oh my God. Never would I have ever picked that option. Option B was not on my Scantron, for Colin is a cheater, but he is. Yeah, and if it was on our Scantron,

we would just pick the one where he's just like this handsome Kiwi with hummingbirds tattooed on his collarbones. And we would have been like, that's the guy that is my Scantron. Or we'd be like, wait, what's that really fast one down there with the hooves? We end with the Rose and Thorn. I'm going to go through these. Alicia says that her rose was that she made friends for life. Don't think so. These are sea rats. You guys will not be speaking very soon.

Lucy says that the toughest part was that she was pursued by death. The best part was them getting fucked up. Chase. I don't know if it was the duck or the golden retriever, but he says, you know, my favorite thing about the seas was just,

we had a great season and I'd say my thought was just leaving. I mean, I miss all y'all. God damn it. You know what? I'm going to be gone for like a week or two. We're trying to find it. Ruby's going to probably fill in for below deck episodes,

but why don't you have chase on? Yeah, that'd be great. Alright, so Mads says that she was a woman embarrassed by boys. Alex says, I don't know, he's working on fucking holding his cum in. And then Colin's

thorn. To put a cherry on top of Colin's piece of shit performance this evening, he says that the thorn of the season was the engine not working. I get it. That's what happened on the season,

but also there's a giant... I agree, pal. You saved the season. I don't even know what my red face right now that we would even have a season. Colin really pulled it out. There's a giant sad elephant in this room and colin is talking about the engine gary is asked if he and daisy can ever work again and he gives the most melodramatic potato chip eating sunburnt drunk answer uh but i just i i don't know if he'll ever be disabled.

It's like, oh, God, I cannot stand you. When did you turn into Michael Caine? I don't know if we could ever. I don't know. So I'll work on the South African accent for the next time we see them. And poor Daisy. I agree with Ruby. I just want to give her a hug because I don't think what Daisy did was that bad.

Daisy did sea rat shit amongst sea rats doing sea rat shit. And she got dragged over the coals for no fucking reason. So big ups to Daisy. Sorry that you went through that. We still like you, Daisy. Enjoy the Faroe Islands or wherever the fuck you are. And Gary. Sorry, I want to say to Colin's current girlfriend, enjoy dating Colin when he told Daisy while

he was fucking her that he would never fucking date you or like you afterwards. But have the best time, you guys. Good job. You guys have a great time. Gary, become a new human being. That's it for us. Follow Ruby on TikTok at papaya.girl. Join us in the comments, iTunes ratings and reviews, all that fun stuff.

We love you guys very much. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat, say goodbye. Permission to get off the boat. Ruby? Bye-bye. She's Toby, okay? Kristen is Toby. Yeah.

From the office. Yes. Yep. Kristen goes, my heart is pounding. And Lisa's like, what the fuck did you just say? I have an idea.

Shut the fuck up while I'm talking. It's like, my God, why do you hate her so much? Lisa hates Kristen. Did Kristen try to suck Ken Can You Believe It off or something? I don't understand. There's a lot of stuff on

TV, but not all of it's good. In fact, a lot of it's bad TV. It is time. You know what time it is. It's time to get

down. You know what time it is. It's time to talk about Vanderpump Rules. It is comfy. Oh, we're going to drop this on below deck, actually, so I should stop fucking around. But yeah, we're here to talk about Vanderpump Rules Season 1, Back in the Vault, with myself,

Dylan, my co-host, Patrick, and my baby sister, who looks like Kim Jong-un right now. Yeah. The three amigos. The Three Amigos. The Three Amigos. One kid from Studio City, another kid from Massachusetts, and a North Korean dictator.

Yes. So how's everybody doing? We're going to talk about a great episode, I think. I'll tell you. The three of us go into the vault for, what is it? We're on episode episode five of Vanderpump Rules season one. It is my favorite hour of the week. Really?

I really love doing that. That's big. That's big because there are a lot of hours in the week. Well, we watch a lot of bad reality TV that we have to recap. This I enjoy. All right. So a couple we have to get a quick PSA out of the way. Not that we have to tell anybody to follow us on social or go to patreon.com slash another podcast network or anything like that. But we do have to talk about that. Our greatest fears have come to real, to be real realization.

Graham was in danger for a while. in danger for a while. Now, when we were recapping the season of Vanderpump known for the Scandal, the Scandival, Ruby and I specifically clued in on that we were concerned that

Raquel, a.k.a. Rachel, a.k.a. Nuclear Physicist, a.k.a. Red Dragon, a.k.a. what? Madame Butterfly. was not mentally fit to exist period but definitely not to take care of such a sweet sweet boy like graham and what happened this week ruby this week the dog was returned to a shelter by Rachel's mom. Although I think we should call her Raquel now because she's going by Rachel, by Raquel's mom.

Raquel's mom released some type of statement. She's going by Rachel? She took her name back. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. She's healing. Okay. So the mom said that Graham bit her to the bone and that the doctor that she went to said that he should be euthanized. And she said, we cannot do that. So what my understanding is, is that she took the

dog to some type of shelter, or it was like a specific doodle rescue. And it was the whatever they had a trainer there with 40 years of experience. And when Graham apparently bit the trainer. So then they reached out to Lisa Vander vanderpump's foundation and said can we have more money for a better trainer or can you take him and can he live on your property till he dies i guess and then somehow lisa found out she put james in touch with everybody and now thank god the dog is safely in school or something with james as his father he's with james well i mean james is just gonna keep biting people no james put him in a school like he's he's being trained and shit now and the the obvious thing is is that rachel had the dog and the dog was biting people for a long time and rachel never thought sorry raquel never thought that that was a problem.

Yeah. Can I say really quickly, what a monstrous human being. Yeah. To just as everybody is mocking her with her given name, she takes it back. I mean, everything about her is so fucking annoying. Now, it's funny you say that, Dylan. She took her name back. Everything about her is so fucking annoying.

Now, it's funny you say that, Dylan. Because as a society, it's really interesting how we judge people. Now, when I saw this story, I was very upset by it. The Graham story? Yes. Okay. And I'm a forgiving person. And it's interesting. Most human beings are like, you know what?

It's their lives. I'm referring to the cheating scandal you know all right so she was fucking her best friend's boyfriend look everybody cheats they're young whatever you tell that same person that has that viewpoint on that that uh she turned a fucking poor little dog over to an animal shelter like what a demon that bitch. How dare she? And they're right. And I agree with them. Yeah. Well, a dog starts biting people.

You don't put them down. You get a trainer. Yes. Depends on where you live. If you live in West Hollywood, then you get a trainer. Right. Yeah. But also, the dog is biting people because well if

you live in appalachia you just fucking shoot the dog but no if the dog lives in appalachia it is stimulated it's tired because it has a job that's my point that's my point yeah yeah it's rachel's fault it's rachel's fault yeah it's rachel's fault that grandma's biting people because she is not a good mom yeah so any other news this week? They've been filming for about a month, and I believe Rachel has come back to filming. They contractually figured all that out. Well, she's got a $200,000 rehab bill to pay off.

Sure. Maybe she had insurance. And Sandoval, last I heard, hadn't begun filming yet because he was doing another stupid reality show somewhere else. Where are we at with that, Ruby? I believe that they are now filming because one of their executive producers was recently quoted saying, Tom and Ariana being the them, not wanting to film together is going to be a little bit difficult because they are in the same house. And there was a scene on TMZ of Sheena screaming at sandoval in like a parking lot or

something recently um so okay i just don't know how much rachel's getting paid i don't think it is covered by insurance it's not i don't know it's rehabilitation covered by american insurance i mean it can't be what are we finland yeah i don't i don't know all right so um as bad as a person as raquel slash rachel is i think stassi schroeder may be giving her a run for her money let's get into episode five titled i'm not a ghetto bitch. Okay. Jesus Christ. Might want to go back into the Peacock Archives and change that title. They really were throwing that term around quite a bit in all white rooms at Sir Sexy Unique Restaurant. Really awkward.

Oh, it sounds like you're a bit of a ghetto bitch. Like, okay. Oh, Lisa. oh it sounds like you're a bit of a ghetto bitch like okay oh lisa um but let's talk about the episode i'm gonna go first uh i loved this episode thought it was a great episode but this is what happens to me at the end of every episode with stassi schroeder stassi schroeder being and we need to come up with a good nickname for her we just keep calling her stassi schroeder stassi schroeder being and we need to come up with a good nickname for her we just keep calling her stassi and she's so deserving of i don't know raccoon queen or something like we need to call her something bad right because she's more deserving than anyone of getting a bad nickname but But when I'm watching these episodes, it's fun, it's good, Stassi's mean, it's palatable.

And then I get to about minute 30, minute 40, and I've just fucking had enough. I cannot watch this human being anymore. A little too much mean girl for your stomach? My hatred for Stassi's stupidity and meanness is just unparalleled. I just cannot

fucking take it once I get to that 30-40 minute mark. Background dancers behind singers is so 1999. Okay? It's pathetic. Background dancers. That's something that Stassi says in this episode in 2013. inspired by them stassi schroeder was inspired by rachel mcadams performance in mean girls as regina george and and the purpose of that written character was to avert people from behaving like

that but stassi has taken her up as her polaris in this very comical but fully committed way. And it makes me disinterested at best and nauseous at worse. I cannot believe that Stassi Schroeder is a success story. I think that she should have been lobotomized a long time ago. That's it for me. 50 pots. Ruby, do you mind if I jump in next? Jump in. Okay. Just on to your point of the mean girl stuff, My wife, Cherie, who is a mean girl as well, loved Stassi. And I believe they're the same age. I have friends that love Stassi too. It blows me away.

It's something that captivates a certain part of the population. I'm not into it. I also think she's a mean bitch as well. And she says stupid things. But with such confidence that if you're dumb enough, you agree with her and think she's a mean bitch as well. And she says stupid things, but with such confidence that if you're dumb enough, you agree with her and think she's smart. Anyway, regarding the episode, I loved this episode.

I can't believe how they're kind of keeping this going. I mean, the revelation that Jax has already moved on to Laura Lee, which that voice, yikes. It's a voice of abuse and pain. It's amazing how you can have physiological responses to emotional trauma. Oh, 100%. Your voice box literally gets stuck in your happiest place.

I can hear someone talking sometimes, and I'll be like, ooh, what happened to you when you were four? Yeah, yeah. You were traumatized. Right, right. That's definitely her. I love her mic drop moment in which Lisa Vanderpump

says at the conclusion of a three-minute monologue, boom! That was really absurd. I loved Sheena's performance at the Roxy. You know, she got on the main stage at the Roxy.

A venue with one stage. That stage is so... Great point. Yep. These Coachella kids, I think anytime you show up to a music concert, there's five stages. Yeah, there's no Sahara and Main.

It's the Roxy. And the Roxy stage is so big, it will swallow you. Oh, is that Russ, the CEO of yeah has he is he in jail for child porn yet what's going on with that guy i i believe that there's something that he does during the oh when the girl says we were cheerleaders so we'll be able to figure it out he licks his lips and i i audibly was like it was yeah so probably yes Yeah. There's a lot of stuff on TV, but not all of it's good. In fact, a lot of it's bad TV.