Another Below Deck Podcast - The Throuple's Dead Now| Below Deck S9 E10

Episode Date: January 5, 2022

Dylan, Nick and Pat are back for a BRAND NEW YEAR of Another Below Deck Podcast. We talk Stockholm syndrome, smoothies, racism, obliviousness, lies Bravo's lies and the death of the throuple.  Go to MagicMind.co and use promo code BELOWDECK for 25% off  Go to GreenChef.com/belowdeck130 and use promo code BELOWDECK130 to get $130 off Go to https://betterhelp.com/belowdeck to get 10% off your first month. This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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And this is when Heather is brought to tears because of the remorse she feels. No, I'm kidding. Her entire life is flashing before her eyes and just panicking. Welcome aboard the first episode of 2022 of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. Oh, hey matey Path Pierce the podcast over there behind my glasses great to be back with the barnacles new year with the barnacles How are you guys feeling post-all day break? I feel good to be back

I feel a little as the audience probably knew I was complaining quite a bit the audience probably knew I was complaining quite a bit. I'm sure. Last. Yeah. About not having a break. We got one week off in a year and a half. I feel refreshed. Recharge.

I'm ready to be funny. Yeah, me and you were really, really looking forward to it. Nick was like, you guys are cowards. We should work through the break. And we were like, Nick, we appreciate your work ethic, but we just can't do it. You're outvoted. I got COVID, not a great holiday season, but we'll talk about my brush with death on another podcast show. I got sick from withdrawal. I was dope sick from not Gavin and Goofing with you guys. I'm so glad we're back. We are back to

break down episode 10 of season. However, many of bravo's below deck reg before we get into it. Do we have any public service announcements? No, just the numbers up. Thank you, Barnacles, for sharing the show with some of your friends or fellow people that enjoy the show. Just the numbers up, it's nice to see a show growing. And don't forget to continue to pay us, though. We still need to be paid.

Or I'm going to put that yachting behind. And where can they do that? I'll go to patreon.com slash another podcast network. Because if our numbers on Patreon go any lower than where they are right now Yading will definitely be behind a paywall and that is an official threat I feel like even if they don't change that yading goes behind the paywall. It's gonna be a huge boost either way Yeah, but sorry, but I do have a PSA. It's a very simple one and won't cost you a dime

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We love you guys excited for 2022. And some people are intimidated by Spotify and they think, oh, I need to pay in and have a subscription. No, there's a free version of Spotify and with that free version, you can rate us five stars. And the interface, the interface is so beautiful. It's such a lovely application. So thoughts, knots, pad, how do we feel about the episode? You want my thoughts and knots? Absolutely, that's why I said, can you, in so many words, can I have your thoughts? OK, all right, I'm a broken record here,

but every once in a while, what makes great reality TV is hating somebody. Oh, OK. I hate Chelsea, AKA Tinselty. She's one of the worst people on the planet. I sure you know my stance on guests Okay, I think you should be able to take a dump on the table if you want to just don't be rude about it You know what I mean? Do it in a polite way, but what you don't do is ruin everybody else's time including the other paying guests that are with you

Which he most certainly did do and that husband or her is Jesus get your balls out of her purse My lord. Anyway, it takes a certain level of narcissism, but I loved it because I hate her so much. Totally enjoy the episode 42 knots. What? I also enjoy the episode. There's a lot of, the crew drama is really heating up. I'm just unfortunate that sprinkled throughout is stuff that is really hard to joke about sure, but beside what are you talking about? We'll get to it. Yeah, we'll get to it the N word stuff

I was talking about But other than that. I mean good episode really hateable guests and the the thrupple. Yeah, that that's fun stuff 92 knots, okay, so I'm gonna vastly, what? Fervently disagree with you guys. Thought it was a really bummer episode. Speaking of the Thrupple, we now know that the Thrupple was a lie. It was a lie. Yeah, way to go, Bravo. The Thrupple is half-pened slain. You know, it's just Rain and Jake rubbing each other's boobs in a bunk bed, which is fine.

I mean, it was a very intrusive black and white care where we'll get to it, but also the stuff with the crew. I mean, it's just getting so nasty. It's getting so nasty, 12 pots. Mm. Do look to Chelsea though. So last we left off the primary, who remember felt like a homeless person,

walking past a restaurant, he is weeping into her bedroom because she does not have her chicken breast and breadfruit curry in liquid form yet. Yeah, there's a lot of chat on the Facebook group about the supportive nature of the husband. And I admire the patience and the love and the loyalty. But it's very eerie.

Again, I don't know what this woman has on these people, but it is just. It's something. It's tear and high. That's how that husband of hers. He walks out, I think, Heather, and says, it's imperative that we get her fed. Yeah. Do you know what imperative means? You're the expert over here on the English thing.

It's a must. It's a must. It's giving an authoritative command. Right. Okay. You know what else is an imperative? She must not reveal my history of fraud. And she knows she's got the book.

Exactly where the body is. She's got photo copies. Yeah. Imperatives are some of the few, like, types of words in the English language that can be a complete sentence on their own. Go. You know, the people like Chelsea are AKA

Tinsel teeth. You know what? I'm still in this from our old boss, Adam Corolla. She's a person that hasn't gotten told to fuck off in the better part of a decade and she needs it. Like she needs to be bossing someone around. Why don't you have to attribute that to the ace? Well, that seems like a rather original thought.

Well, it's just this concept of people that walk around on this earth and they're so wealthy they get to boss people around and they completely lose a sense of how you should talk to people. They're reality is broken. They're reality is broken. So you need a guy like me who, I don't need a walk past or something in a store and they bump in and they don't say,

sorry, and then I go hey go fuck yourself Right, right, right, but you you don't do that To be recently yeah, we got to talk about the temperature of this city before the holidays Oh my god was turned to 500 we'll talk about the A guy punched my car on Friday. We'll talk about all of it at patreon.com I got into a fight with a woman at a boutique last minute shopping. I mean, it was just crazy how high the temperature was. A guy punched my car on Friday. To go back to your question about what does Chelsea have on these other guests that they're

so fearful. your question about what does Chelsea have on these other guests that they're so fearful fearful and so they act we ask so easily I just there's no doubt they've been on like road trips or similar trips and she's just like Get out and walk and she she makes that decision like she would kick someone off the boat Sure put them on the tender and just leave them there. Right, right, right. That's what they fear. Yeah, yeah. No, she's an evil person. The next course, the next course is Plantain and Cassava. I think Oyster as well, Rachel says something about Rossi food. But the prisoners ask Chelsea how she likes the food. And she says that if the food was regular food, it would be fine. Everyone stopped jumping on me.

So at this point, the evening half been killed. I mean, slain. I only save your seems to be this cook with the humming bowl and the boat, who they are quickly are like, hey, would you shut the fuck up? Can't you see that she's mad? I have a quote over here of a tinsel teeth She chimes in at some point as dinner's wrapping up says I think we need to change the scenery you could cut the tension in here with some metal teeth Sounds like he's hurting his throat. I think yeah

Sounds like he's hurting his throat, I think. Yeah, that was. Sounds like he's hurt his throat. Good one. So there is a difference between being supportive and placating, I think. You know, if you're comfortable or the husband says if you're comfortable, I think we can get changed, maybe move down there if you're ready, sweetheart, if you are. Everyone's marriage is different, but there's a time and a place when you can say to, hopefully you can say to the person you've pledged a eternal commitment to, hey, you're being a dick right now and you need to calm down. Hopefully you don't marry a demon like Chelsea, so you can avoid these moments, but when

they do arise, speak up. Take a bullet for the rest of the table. Okay. Great point, Dylan, great point. I shared, you weren't here for one of my best PMZs that I ever did, but I had a segment called Exposed, in which I featured Dolly Parton when I went to go see her at the Hollywood Bowl,

and they turned the screens off, and I had nosebleeds, so I couldn't see Dolly Parton, really, I could see her, she was like an aunt. Yeah, you couldn't see the horrifying features. So I did't see Dolly Parton really I could see her she was like an aunt. Yeah, you couldn't see the the horrifying features So I did a YouTube search. I don't mean to shit on dolly dolly's a coin. Oh, she's an eye-catching So I did a Google YouTube search or something like that. Hey, why is Dolly Parton Not singing on large screens and someone did a expose video that she's been lip-syncing for 10 years to the same I was there for that one.

Okay, so then I start telling everybody sit next to me at the Hollywood Bowl. Hey, do you want to know why the screens are turning? What about why? And I said because she's lip syncing and they're like, oh, by the third person I did that, you know what my wife Sherry did? Yeah. So we all shot up. Right.

Right. She told me I was misbehaving. Yeah, you were in the wrong. You were bumming everybody else. I was running there. I was running there. Yeah. Are you sure you were there for that one Yeah, you were in the wrong. You were bumming everybody else. I was running around. I was running around. Are you sure you were there for that one or are you just editing the audio?

Because I feel like it was just me and Pat. And I got super high. And I had this hilarious bit where he kept talking about watching an ant in concert. Play the guitar. And some guy in the comments was like, how high was he like, didn't get the bit? I was like, that's the funniest shit I ever said.

Speaking of Nick being insanely high, if you're interested in this kind of buffoonery that we're embarking on, you know, the medical marijuana chocolates that we've been eating kind of on a concerning basis, me and Pat usually crack one and a half, Nick will be consuming 100 milligrams of them for the episode of another podcast show,

tune into that because Nick's gonna be, I mean, literally, indecisive for both of us. Oh, Dylan, just for the record, I've taken a break from Edibles because, ruined my Christmas party. Yeah. We'll talk about that too. We were at a very uncomfortable dinner. You did not speak a single word.

I'm really excited for that story. Just sat there, said nothing, didn't eat anything until the bull and nays land in front of them. It's a shared plate restaurant. He just scooped it in front of him and started hammering the bullies. We'll talk about the whole thing. You guys got a list of another podcast show. I'm looking forward to recording it so much.

I ruined the work party. Yeah, it was so bad. So, despite the evening being destroyed by Chelsea, the guests are going to head to the royalty-free disco party at the beach. This legitimately does look incredible, not like a fun experience, but I just think they did a good job setting it up.

It looked good. Okay, because I thought this looked like the most contrived fun. All these people are super afraid of Chelsea, acting like they're, and I mean, it ruins these seasons not being able like doc on a boat and go someplace that's like like a party's happening like that would be fun if they're out there and they can mix it up with people and they got their scientists go right but they were all

pretending to dance and like really awkward dance and it did not look fun to me it looked like the last place I wanted to be you know and I said I agree I said I don't think it looked fun the last place I wanted to be. Yeah, and I agree. I said, I don't think it looked fun, but I just think it looked good. Hey, 10th. Hey, 10th. You're listening, or someone on that boat is listening. Yeah. If you want to come defend yourself,

we'll allow you a platform here to explain away that horrible behavior yours on that boat. All right. Well, moving on, they really do turn the night around here, and Heather says that this may just have saved their tip or Will it we'll get to that later Raina and Heather the feud continues it starts in the evening and it carries over into the morning Anything before we get to the sun rising well, you know, Raina has two issues with Heather

Yes, I don't think she needs to mention that she's still really pissed about the finger in this spaghetti. No, no, no, that's not what this is about. No. But there's this, listen, we don't want to touch this with a 10 foot pole because, you know, race and she's been through some shit.

But the way that she's handling it is just a little strange, I think, objectively. Can I give some perspective here? Because I asked my wife who's black tonight about it. I asked her. And I don't think it'll get us in trouble. I don't think I'll say anything offensive. I think it's as white people, I don't think we know.

So I said, hey, what's up with this? And she said, here's the thing. Black people say, white people, you learn from the third grade or whatever, that is a no-go word. You don't use it. So there's an understanding there. That's something, and I know you hear us say it

in rap songs or whatever. Still, we're asking you, one goddamn thing, don't use it. And when you do, you're trying to mock us. And that's where the slide is. It's your saying like, you know you're not supposed to say that and now you're saying it, that's disrespectful to me. Sure. It's a word that's tied to their experience that they've taken power back from but Whoa, but

right now has a Brena has a very concrete problem with her coworker and she sheaths it now everybody's different but she says that she doesn't want to come across as the aggressive black girl. What she said to you is on camera. It's 2022 and is the aggressive delivery of this up the flagpole predetermined? Why can you not just file a complaint? Let me, let me, well she tried. Let me play.

That's okay. I was just about to say the problem where this happened here is major epic fail by Eddie. Stupid dereliction of duty. 100%. You could have ended this because you leave the person in limbo going, hey, I'm really pissed. And you know, Reina on her Instagram stories

has said, even admitted she's not the best at conflict resolution. Sure. So she's left out there going, I'm pissed. I can't let this go. Because it's not being fucking address Eddie could have gotten it address and he chose not yeah So there are two things that are kind of squashing her desire to run it up set flagpole one

She's already done it to Eddie who in response the next day told her it was uncool about how she went after the person who said the N word The other thing is that the top of the tent pole are leaves and carbon copies of leaves. So I know she's in a tough spot, but she does seem to be sheeding it a little bit. I don't know, everybody's their own person. Breakfast.

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And this is when Heather is brought tears because of the remorse she feels. No, I'm kidding. Her entire life is flashing before her eyes and she's panicking. If she had any sense, she would have goaded Frazier into saying it. What were did I say? What were did I say?

Then it's two people who get in trouble. Yeah, Lee brings her and he goes, so I heard and she goes, well, I'm not the only one that's silly. Run the tape, Frazier's a bigot. You know, that Dylan that you touched on it, but yeah, how out of it is Heather. She's like up, Frazier's a bigot. You know, that Dylan that you touched on it, but yeah, how out of it is Heather? She's like up with Frazier, those two are kinda

commiserating, no idea what her problem is. I mean, she's really pissed at me that I let, like Jess was kind of a dick to Jess. He's like, no, I can't think it's cause you you're all alone. Oh, so I picked up a piece of bread. I, she's mad at me because I picked up a piece of bread. She's mad at me because I picked up a piece of bread. Now, I think it's kind of more...

I just don't get it. I don't know where a good place to mention this is, but evidently, they got some more OTFs and Frazier's tan is fixed. Yeah, and some of them. Now, we'll see one in two weeks that's back to a fix. I feel like they might have did some over the break or something. We got a whole new batch. Hopefully hopefully fingers crossed. So Lee continues to fail at getting a replacement. And I mean, he's just such a bad leader as he passed. Oh, he's a horrible. I don't even want to use the word leader. So he's trying to get a new stew over there. And he's up there. And he's trying to get a new stew over there and he's up there and he's over he's using overused one liners now

Did you notice that no he's the it's a shit sandwich here, right? And then also I can't put lipstick on a pick which pig which doesn't make any sense what's what's your next one liner? If I if I tell you I have to kill you What's the pig one if you can can't put lipstick on a pig? What's the pig one if you can't put lipstick on a pig? But he like tried to like switch it. Yeah, I don't think there's enough lipstick in the world to make this pig appetite. It's like, no, you try.

I think the lipstick on a pig is to make the pig attractive. You're right. But that's not enough to make you attractive to a pig. But it has nothing to do with your desire to eat. Is that an old boy's kind of misogynistic colloquialism talking about fat chicks or something? What is that? It's more like a bad situation.

Oh, okay. It's like you can't shine a turt, either, like, if it's a bad product. Got it, because what would you have? Why would you have a put lipstick on a pig? And if you did, why would you ever be duped into thinking he was like, can you imagine the guy that does get duped?

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Rachel has been fantastic all season, knocking it out of the park, with there seems to be a blip insanity here Tonight is the first night she's really going after this whole liquefied food thing and it's the second to last meal Of the vacation she's finally getting someone on the Vitamix to wash as she cooks Tonight is the first night that she Says if you want it blended. that's what you're going to get. Well, yes, there's been a massive emphasis placed on this. Be getting it lunch on the first day, I think, if memory serves. She also says, this is a weirdest request ever, but you've said that you've done it before. So it's just, I don't know, but it was still bizarre that she's like, all right,

here we go, we're doing this. I can't believe Rachel pulled this off. I'm so impressed with her. I do find it a lot less absurd than the examples she gave as a ridiculous request was hookers and coconut oil. That we've talked about this many times. I feel like when cameras are around,

this is a normal request that I had a charter yet. So bad example. Rachel. Because coconut milk or coconut oil is really not that difficult to acquire nor are sex traffic, women in the Mediterranean. I mean, Croatia is a hotbed for that kind of thing. Is Croatia on the Mediterranean? I think it is.

I believe it is, aren't we in the keys? Oh, that's right. This is, I'm getting my franchises. I'll twist it upside down. Okay. But either way, it is. I believe it is, but aren't we in the keys? Oh, that's right. I'm getting my franchises. I'll twist it upside down. But either way, it is easy to acquire. I put some in my coffee every morning. Coconut oil, not sex traffic women. Right, right, right, right.

Because that would, that would be so difficult. So right before dinner is served, we get a bit of a hiccup. Heather slices her foot open and is bleeding everywhere. Thus to laying the first course, not at all really. Um, why are you not wearing shoes though? Are they serving people barefoot? Cause that's chill, but can you put some shoes on? You know, they always do that.

They don't wear shoes on the boat. The interior. Oh, yeah, they do walk around barefoot. I think it's a safety reason. Well clearly You could talk about your all-time backfire. Yeah, seriously. I just think it says silly So second course is closed Australian Wagyu strip loin really lends itself to puns no Yes, it does she busted out like what 55?

Yeah, it does. She busted out like what 55 in one sense. It was fun. I was enjoying that. So Lee has to pipe up here, of course. Talk about how he likes a little crisp on his steak on a plate with a knife and fork. All right, we get it, dude. Okay. You know, you're you're shitting on the one that wants it in smoothie form. Good, good joke. He's a fucking liar. He said at some point when he was talking about the way he's like, you know, it's, you know, the team, a crew getting along, that's the key to a good

charter. Yeah. Lee, your crew hates each other. Right. There's a huge, there's a huge problem down there. Big time. Big time. But truth be told, it is a little nuts to blend wagyu, you know, criminal someone say. Um, so I didn't know that this rip-cord came with jaw wiring, but they evidently carry around bolt cutters in case she vomits. She could pull a John bottom and just kind of slip away. If they don't have bolt cutters. Imagine that ticking tie bomb. She throws up in her mouth and you got to cry. Some is some level-handed person who's hidden there and cut it before she suffocates?

That could be a movie in itself. Oh my gosh, it's like a season of 24. But I'm just wondering, is this a medical recommendation? Like do you get the bolt cutters from like a medical supplies company or is this something that they read on the internet? So weird. Expert over here, my brother Mark, he had his jaws a wired shot

for about two months. They're just two little things that cut two little clips to open up in the mouth in case you vomit. Oh really? Because you could actually choke and die. Do they give you the cutters? Yeah, I remember asking my brother Mark, and it's two things you need to cut

that are actually keeping it closed. Hey, and it's sorry, it's just a die cross for a second. When Lee was doing that whole, I like my steak, you know, like a piece of meat and an knife and all that. Yeah. I was like, well, Lee, at your home, the home you'll be in in about five years,

they only serve blended food. No, that's not true. Nope, he'll be on the metaverse with some type of IV drip. I mean, nursing homes are going to be fun, just topious. Walking in those places, they're just gonna be hooked up to the fucking Metaverse, just banging cartoon chicks in Normandy or something.

We'll be amazing if you get a morphine drip, too. What a way to go out. Right. You're in the Metaverse? Yeah. You got some morphine? Where's a place you've always wanted to go? Trevi found. Well, you're there. There aren't a lot of tourists and you're dead. Dystopia. All right. So moving on to online therapy. Exactly.

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Okay, so Lee ends his meal and Yanks hethers hair before he goes to bed very inappropriate stuff. She's not your daughter, don't touch people. And we get some more hethers and rena stuff. Do you guys want to hit that or can we get to the next day? Is this them talking her hethers confides with Chef Rachel and hethers really bothered about the rena thing because she doesn't like being not liked. She likes being liked. Yeah, I love that.

It's a real point of content. You can, yeah, go ahead. Her other pastime is digging her own grave, I mean, she's not doing herself any favors. Yeah, no, there are these sentences, these, I guess, burps of true desire that you can hear when people talk about this kind of shit? Like Quentin Tarantino telling Joe Rogan that he wishes he could tell Harvey Weinstein

that he was fucking up the business, not that he was doing really inappropriate things. Yeah, Heather's just like, I can't believe she doesn't like me. So next day, the guests are fairly early and Heather is not up to make the oat milk lattes. Eventually, she is awoken, 40 minutes late for the shift and turn Frazier, commence, commiserate and he equates this charter to doing anal for the first time

And says that it's always I don't know uncomfortable and with someone you don't want to do it with and I thought that that was a very I don't know very just too personal and narrow too phrasier You know, I'm sure there are people who are in love with the person they have anal sex with for the first time Another person decided to share a lot and Rachel was like, I'll give it, but I won't take it. Who is that poor little child? That little guy. Yeah, the little guy who got pegged, I guess, the night after night. Yeah, he started protesting and she was not happy with him.

So, need a meanwhile. Meanwhile. Heather has another sea rat from Florida that she's worked with in the bullpen, ready to come. And Lee really likes these guests evidently. He brings them up to the bridge to show them how it's done. This would be the worst way to end this kind of vacation. Do dolphins ever like swim along in? the worst way to end this kind of vacation. Do dolphins ever like swim along in? I'm here knocking.

The awkward silences are so fast and thick that questions like that bubble up. There are so many pauses where everybody's just like, I'd much rather just be down there just like sipping them with mosa or something. And then you know, people say say have you ever seen a whale? Because it's so uncomfortable and You know the wind is blowing in a perilous speed

Which 30 knots, I believe we got up to which was 35 miles an hour. Thank you for the conversion bravo Which means that the weather is both perilous, but also manageable, very, very manageable. And that's why we'll get docking impossible again. That's why we'll get the montage with the distings and everything will be a, oh, okay. One last note, because I thought this was one of those things where it was unnecessary for Captain Lee. Back to Kaylee, who's gonna be the potential future C-Rat.

Yeah. Lee says, well, let me see your resume. Yeah. Not quite like that, but. I wonder why Lee needs to see a piece of paper that says, I know how to fold towels and make beds. Yeah. Like, what's on that resume?

Yeah. Well, I mean, you really just need a pulse. And also, the resumes of these C-Rats are just scrolls of fibs. I mean, there have been so many sea feats that are chock full of just blatant lies. But Pat, you're actually, I think, I don't think that's true.

I don't think you need a pulse. Jess was doing just fine until she decided to remove herself. But the one thing we did glean from this unnecessary CV was that she had a bachelor's degree, hoidi toydi lottie dot. She's gonna come on there with her degree and just piss everybody off.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, look at Miss Communications over here. I think she's the smart one, huh? Shut up, Lee. All right, so I don't want to get dragged into this, this mock that he has, really, but I'm just, I hate by, uh, by proxy. It is, it is fun. It's even how I tried to get rain on this television program or our, our podcast, I mean, I, I messaged her, I was like, Hey, you want to come over here and talk some shit about

Captain Lee with us? Did she respond? No response. Me neither. Well, she's not ready. So we will get her. Someone asked on one of her Q&A she did on her Instagram story, they said, you should go on another below deck podcast.

And she like answered. She said, oh, I'll reach out. Reach out right now. We would love to hear your point of view. So the primary says that we, oh, really quickly, I hope that the primary asked for these smoothies before they left because if she didn't, that could be red incorrectly.

Like, here's another smoothie fucker like getting a little seal later. Multiple people got it, though. Didn't she make them for a few years? Yeah, I hope so. I thought it was a good bookend. Sure. Well, listen, that will segue us into the tip.

The primary said, we only have gratitude. Pat, did they? They did. I was, I thought it shouldn't be any less than 25 grand, just because of tensile teeth there. But it was 22. So close enough and they were down a crew member. So that's two grand each.

That's some good money. That's a payday. I know these people complain when they're down staff or they're like oh my god we can't do it we can't do it but it seems like that's what you would want I mean it always seems like there's a deck team member available to help with the interior when needed I would welcome it I would have been like get the fuck out of here Jess. Yeah especially because Jess is just like I don't know like She's such a neggy worm, you know what I mean? Just dead inside. Okay, so the primary already covered that so they're gonna get a day off the next day because when they get back

To quote Lee he's gonna put their little asses to work Jesus man. I mean can you leave it alone? Talking about people's fucking ass. say something about me I don't understand yeah thank you I don't understand in this world where we basically come down on anybody who's making other people feel like shit this is like this assholes full-time job I get it that he's the old guy or

whatever but I watch these Facebook posts and they're like I lovely. What do you love about them? What do you love about those one liners his ability to of leadership? He's horrible at all of it and I just hate all that contrived mochismo I'm a fucking old dude and you better listen to me. I'm old so I just I Fucking hate this. And sharp contrast to Lee. You know who we love. Glenn.

Well, no. I like Glenn. Yeah, Glenn too. I mean, he's murdered her, but. No, Rachel. Chef Rachel. Oh, I love Chef Rachel. Now, the crew is on such a high given this fat, fat tip,

you know, all these dollar dollar bills that are raining down on them. And you can just feel it in your plums through the screen. And it's really exemplified in this clip that I brought in. And I wanted to just bring this clip in just to remind people that, you know, just be grateful that we have Rachel on this show because you don't often get this kind of star power on reality television. She's absolutely incredible. Let's watch. Sit down. Someone stepped closer to my staff assaulting nuts. Open your mouth, see if you get in.

Here's a test. She's unbelievable. Absolutely terrifying. Sit down. You want to step close to my stack of assaulting nuts? Open your mouth. Oh my god, She's so funny. All right, so We must get to the rather anti-climactic

Zodiac if I think right? I thought someone was gonna suck someone's dick. Well, unfortunately you were wrong I went back to it very quickly for once I was actually impressed by Captain Lee's docking maneuver that 180 twist into the thing Yeah, yeah, that was kind of cool guys Press buttons like captain like I've worked credits to that was sick wasn't that necessary to backtrack like that? Yeah, of course it was you shattered the reality of this podcast so Like I said we got to get to the beach club. So. Well, club reggae. Yeah. You got a trip advisor?

No. Okay. So the little mermaid steel drums are playing today. And today is just going to be a good day, you know. But first, Heather and Rayna, they sit down, they have a conversation and it ends with bygones, we bygones, I guess, right? Uh-huh. It's okay. Don't worry about it.

I just want to kill it. Don't worry. We're good. So let's get to the beach club. The captain of the catamaran is my kind of guy. He's just shirking off every duty possible, you know? Every responsibility. Bar is over there.

Cracker on beer. No, no, no. Yeah, he's like, can you guys untie that for me? And then Wes gets on, he's like, you got a license? What if he was like, no, I bet the counter would be like, it's fine, just fucking drive it. I'm so hungover, just drive the boat. I also wanted to apologize to both you guys

and the listeners for calling attention how good of Lee Minute and Lee's Minute over in. No, no, no, I stand by that whole heartedly. Uh, earlier in the season, I said I like Wes. Yeah. This guy fucking boars the shit out of me. Right, right. And for being an island guy, he's so uptight.

I just loosen up Wes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get the stick out of your ass. He was like, oh, I'm drinking like an adult. Having to stick up your ass doesn't make you an adult Wes. Right. Yeah. Hiding, sipping, peanut colladas in the guest shop is not how adult drink.

And trying to call friends who don't want to talk to you. That was sad too. Yeah, that was so sad. Can I just say something about this day trip? Because we talked to Riley lately in Little Gabby. And we were talking, well, what do you want to do in your day off? And you don't have idiots like Captain Lee that go,

ah, I planned an entire day for you at a bar where no one else will be there. And then you'll be there with the same people. Yeah, it's like, here for your day off, I got you a work event. Yes. That, I mean, I was gonna say you can't get too fucked up at, but that's clearly not true,

because Jake pulls his cock at every one of these work events, so you can get pretty fucked up their sea rats I would I think the two guests that we had on the sea rats They said on a day off I'd go to a hotel no fucking way or I'd stay in my cabin and I'd watch Netflix. Yeah, exactly I just want to watch a Bosch and beat off, you know exactly that so I'm with Wes There's no one here. He's gonna fuck or wants to fuck So he's bored. This is work for him as you pointed out. Yeah Well work for Fraser and Jake it is not they go and kind of

Paddle board out and kind of situate one another in not a 69 but more like a long one You know kind of like the laying down in the sucking of the dick. It's very, very, very, very rot, is that it? No. I don't think so. Fraught with sexual. Yeah, there it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, these two have something and Reina comes in and completely busts it up. And if I was Fraser, I'd be a little upset as well. I'd be a little upset as well if I was Fraser. Can I give my, you know, I didn't go to school for any of the psychology stuff, but I can break down people pretty well. This Jake character, one thing that he does,

because if you notice, he actually got Frazier's heart into it. Frazier's a smart, savvy person. No, I know. Jake as an apex predator. He's an into it. Frazier's a smart, savvy person. No, I know. And Jake as an apex predator. He's an incubus. And a love adic. Yeah. He was able to trick Frazier into kind of falling for him

a little bit. Sure, yeah. There's a lot of these little predators around the world. Jake is not a good guy, at least not right now. Maybe you can grow into someone nice later, but what he's doing is playing with people's feelings. Every one is a whole. He's a whole.

Everyone's a whole to him. Everyone. It's a whole. I don't think Frazier is even a whole that he intends to enter. I think he's using him as bait to then attract, perfectly, like he did Reita. Like it was, he's a drug.

He's a druger. He just wants to watch the world burn. Yeah, and put his penis in a hole. He just wants to watch the world burn. Yeah. And put his penis in a hole. Yeah, and fuck literally everything. Did the Joker do that when I fell asleep? Yeah, it's a third act. It was a long time ago.

Yeah, I can't. Todd Phillips is such a great job. All right, so we get back to my Sienna, if we could. Yeah, that's right. And the Thrapal, like I said, at Hathbens Lane, they kind of corral Frazier into watch a little bit of YouTube or Netflix with them on what I'm assuming is like an iPhone 10.

They were watching Norbit. They were watching Norbit. Right, is that coming in and watching Norbit? Right. Right, right, right. And Frazier gets in the middle of them and turns out that he's a little bit uncomfortable when Reina reaches over him to begin jerking Jake off. And that's when he's like, I think I'm going to, I think I'm going to leave.

But you guys have fun watching Norbit. Five seconds later, the Thrupple Halfman slain, Rhaena has her shirt off. He's grabbing her tits. And that is when the entire bug. I mean, I just didn't take the match by today So I literally I just can't speak but that's why I got by the entire boat kind of knows what's going on And that's when we do get the aforementioned very intrusive black and white camp I mean they are fucking he was jamming and knowing Add it black and white camp I mean they are fucking he was jamming it knowing at it It's sensual. It's not quite a ball of snakes. It's just two snakes or sea rats fucking and I guess that's the end of the show

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