Another Below Deck Podcast - The Whole Town's Invited | Winter House S2 E5

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

Pat, Dylan and Ruby are back to break down killing squirells with your teeth, bare midrifts, the entire town being invited, clawing at snow, hats and more. To learn more about microdosing THC go to Microdose.com and use code: (badtv) to get free shipping & 30% off your first order.Ad Free and Uncensored at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbachelorpodcast/This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

We got to ban people from Vanderpump next season on Winterhouse, no Vanderpump people. No people unless they're single and really drunk. Exactly. And so Riley is quite literally the red-headed stepchild of this group. She walks over to try to bond with the other sea rats. She is a lask and wilderness, and she's not of these three girls. Which is like, hey, what are you guys talking about? They're like, uh, uh, swarts and, uh, I don't know, uh, flood. And she's like, hey, what are you guys talking about? They're like, uh, uh, Swartz and, uh, I don't know, uh, flood.

And she's like, hey, anybody ever punch a flounder? Yeah. No, she's like talking to them about, uh, Swartz and, um, and Katie. And she sees a squirrel run across the railing and she gets on all fours and explodes out of the window. And comes back in with it in her mouth and bleeding and they're a little weirded out. So the conversation does end there, but it was impressive. There's a lot of stuff on TV, even not all of it's good, Jim Crack, a lot of it's at TV. Hi, hello, welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV that's short for Bad Television.

My name is Dylan, I'm settled up next to one. We're recording, we got it. Yes, Pat. Yo, hey, happy to be here. Hey, what's up? Doing great. Happy holidays. Happy holidays to both of you.

Thank you. Bared the lead I did, the holidays mean that Papaya Dog Girl is in studio. And Papaya Dog Girl has supposed to have been, hey Ruby. I don't. Hey, you lazy bitch. You were supposed to have been breaking down. Don't call her that. Winterhouse with us.

But you have been galvanting around this world of ours, getting various neuroviruses and shedding your pants. So are you doing okay? Now I am, yeah, thank you very much for asking. Okay, great. How inappropriate of you to bring up someone's illness in the bathroom department? It was both ends, but yeah, I'm happy to be here. And I truly am sorry for being so unprofessional

the last two weeks. What's important is that you're here now. Oh, thanks Pat. How was Mexico? It was really good Yeah, not that good. She shit herself. What what happened? What do you think did it? Airport sandwich produce. Yeah, there you go. Yep. Good. You have the time. We talked about it lately. I can't remember But you know everybody thinks it's like it was probably the Szechuan or the wood. No, it was the lettuce. It's always the lettuce It's the lettuce. Yep. I don't know how the lettuce. It's always the lettuce. It's the lettuce.

Yep. I don't know how. It's not the donkey sauce. Nope. It's the lettuce on the BLT that is submerged in the donkey sauce. That's true. And that's just the fact. So we're here to break down Winterhouse.

One of the most nothing shows about nothing of all time since Seinfeld that is there's not been a show this much about nothing. But I have to say, I am truly enjoying the show about absolutely nothing. The show is getting great. The show is getting great. I like this so much better than last season. And I think it's because we have more people

and they've, and some of them I know because we cover C-rats, I'm gonna go deck, I'm getting in my snowballs, I guess. I'll refrain from that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't get into your snowballs quite yet. Let's just let's just tease this. Tonight Danielle went up to a seara and said, just shut up and fuck me.

And he said, party kind of don't want to. And that's awful. But that's good television. It's good TV. Dylan, yeah. You would always make great reality TV. Yeah. Hating someone. Someone you hate. I think I hate Alex more than that homeless guy that threw a rock at my car. Not so much I hate Alex. I despise that C-Ride. He is a scumbag. And let me tell you something else, Amanda.

Let's take the shirts and let's bring them down to the waist, right? Let's take the shirts and let's just make them regular shirts, right? You can wear a whole one, I think. And if not, then I'm sorry because you're not allowed. Okay. It continues to be useless.

Amanda. All right. Oh God, we're getting into our snowballs. Public service announcements. Take that. Take them away. Okay. Head over on head over to patreon.com slash another podcast network. Hey, you're in this feed. This show has a bunch of sea rats in it. You love our coverage of below deck. Head over to patreon.com slash another podcast network. We are covering below deck season two with captain sandy. It's amazing television. Sandy is on brand there. Her mantra there at this point was,

she doesn't micromanage, she observes. Which if you look up the definition of observing according to sandy is basically micromanaging. It's very annoying. Dylan, I have an ablast doing that. I think we already got our first episode up there. A lot of people loved it. So head over to Patreon to hear our coverage of that.

Also, head over to BadTV. We have a separate feed for a podcast. We are wrapping up our coverage of Jerry's journey on the Golden Bachelor. And we just covered the fantasy sweets. Yeah. And Jerry got his dick sucks. And a great thing is that Papaya dog girls here we've talked about her needing to read some reviews and

this review is about our coverage of the Golden Batch. Can you go ahead and read that review please? Hopefully it's a good one. Here we go. 100 Keynes. Dylan and Pat's coverage of the Golden Batchler is hysterical. From the cane rating scale to the nicknames, peanut butter, creature, bingo, tiny dancer, these episodes have me laughing from start to finish. I love this show and I love the pod so much, thanks for the weekly belly laughs.

Hey, go. That's what we do here. Yeah. And if anybody needs an audiobook read, please hit Ruby up at Papaya Dog Girl on TikTok. Nice. So we have got to get into Winterhouse Rooms. How has Winterhouse been going for you and why do you hate Amanda so much? I don't hate Amanda.

She's just, I wish her energy level was an eight and not a two. I think this season is like Pat said so much better. I'm having an unbelievable time. And I think the reason is because although we know these people, we're getting to know them in a different light. And I'm enjoying it. I think the deeper we get with the various characters, the more we love and hate them, I would say 81 snowballs this week. And it is a two. Yeah, it's a two. It's a two.

Yes. She's very tired. Crack a red bull. Do, adderall. Yeah. Something where normal shirts. This episode had a lot going on. The only thing that I will say detracted from it is Floody and Tom Schwartz and their stupid, stupid thing that they're doing. No one cares. Swartz, you're such a phony. I think you have a girlfriend named Joe in Los Angeles that lives with you. Like, you're such a phony coming up, you're like, oh jeez, you know, it would be so nice to hang out with Katie.

But, you know, she has the same name as my ex, you know? Oh, gee, Willikers. Get the fuck out of here, you useless bitch. Well, let me do this real quick. This episode is the episode of a lot of it's the mixed signal episode. And you know, let me, let me just get the title of the episode. Do you make that out? No, I just made it out.

There's a lot of mixed signals tonight. So let me just lay out a couple real quick Schwartz don't buy a flooddy earrings ever if you Can't talk to her because she's named Katie Someone don't do that right so so don't do that Tom also Jordan We can do this thing where women are allowed to flirt with men and not have any expectation. 100%. Sure.

But what we can't do is have this ra ra ra, sisterhood, Sasha Fearest kind of thing where you say I'll never touch Alex and then proceed to talk about lubrication and just flirt with him the entire evening Taking selfies and whatnot after finding him repulsive On night one two three and four so a lot of mixed signals tonight I like that which makes it quite entertaining television. I'll give it 75 Pots and inviting basically everyone that lives in the town. Yeah, or yeah Really dangerous. Sorry. you get your television stolen. Right.

And the coffee maker and Casey. Yeah, that's it. Someone doesn't upper decker in your toilet. Oh, yeah. 100%. You know, you got a bowl of beef stew in there. Everyone's going to throw it up. Anyway, I love the episode because Batman, AKA Brian, he has zero purpose on this show, except to make me laugh,

because I feel so bad for him. He's a pathetic little man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not even an observer. Ruby, so I have names for Paige and Amanda and who's there? The other guy last. Observers.

Yeah. They sit and on day beds and then watch what's happening. They just observe and then make comments on it that really they eat Tostitos products and they see Yeah, that's it, but Brian. He's not even observer. He's just you know, hitting on girls. Apparently he read the game though or Cory did or something like that Uh-huh. I think at the end of the episode Cory tells him him like, go hit on the the fattest one. So make that. And then hunter in the face first.

I'm sure. Yeah, they like that. So anyway, I enjoyed the episode. It's so fun. Gosh, I can't believe how much fun. I'm so bummed that summer house is going to be back to the same idiots with Carl and Lindsay and their bag of bullshit.

I don't need that nonsense. But I'm having fun now. Carl and Lindsay and their bag of bullshit. I don't need that nonsense. But I'm having fun now. Carl and Lindsay are going to be tough to recap. They're going to be like, hey babe, when I... When I watch certain 90 day couples and also how are we not watching 90 day? The Gino and Jasmine clip of her finding the lip gloss is, I mean, reality TV's been around a long time. I would firmly put that on Mount Rushmore yesterday. I mean, yep. Who knows? The new season is who knows? I would love to bring you back in though.

Who could possibly know? But anyway, 40. Oh. What was I going to say? Oh, we, when I watch 90 day fiance, I find myself in a blind rage that isn't funny for a lot of people. I will feel that for Carl and Lindsay. Week after week, I will be wishing death and bad things. I'm excited for Vanderpump, which you, me and Ruby will be doing a Patreon

on our podcast. January podcast. No, we're not. So, um, I think that's going to be big because that's going to be a fun season. Papaya. That girl will be with us. We will be breaking down the mustache with a warm. Nope.

Yeah. No, that was right. So we began with absolute gas. Um, Thursday, March 16th, 1042 p.m. Uh, Riley has the hiccups and she's on the verge of throwing up. Riley cannot hang. Riley needs to not be on the show. Riley's not doing good on this show. Ruby's note is what, Ruby? Riley is a drunk hiccuping fish. Now, that's funny you say that because if you follow her on Instagram, she likes to do two

kinds of posts. One getting clamped up. He's a beautiful girl. One sexy, one slaughter. What is literally throwing a harpoon through like a fucking, I don't know, a normal. Yeah, it's sad. They say these are endangered.

I don't even eat it. Or just getting a fucking caribou or some carcass or some shit. Anyway, okay, so not a good showing on Riley on the first night. She probably drove all goddamn day in that fucking van. By the way, Ruby, fun note. I've seen that van in front of this house. Wow. Yeah, no, no, no.

We were very honored here. Look like a house or no. Oh, I didn't go inside. I just looked like a van. Yeah, it's not a house. I just went out together when we did dinner. So, sorry. Yeah, sorry.

So the gang returns. Yeah, yeah. The gang returns to the house and they let us know after one minute of sending it, the next thing you know, there are tongues. Oh, this is Swartz. He goes, sorry, this is Swartz, I hate Swartz. Hey, one minute, we're sending it. The next thing you know, you're tongue locked, you know?

Yeah. And I kind of liked it. Yeah. Yeah. Leave your leave it to be for. I was back in LA. I was back in LA. I was going to say, Wally, shut up, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Leave your leave it to be her. I was back in a say. Wally shut up. You know, yeah. Who was a chaffoni? Who was the friend Eddie? Eddie Haskell? Eddie Haskell. Yeah. Hmm. The nice guy routine is wearing thin on me. He

does well with Mrs. Claver, but not well enough. She knows that he sells hair went to the children. Mm hmm. So Tom and Katie, this is fun but also who could possibly care less. Listen, I wouldn't care less if they were a thing, but this isn't going to be a thing. Is the name thing real? No. It's not. Okay. I think it could be real. No. I think it could be real. No. He is not. Let's say you get divorced from Cherie. God forbid. Right. Right. Knock on wood. You start hooking up with somebody. You find out after you're hooking up, because that's the way you roll, right? You divorced dead. That her name is Cherie. It would be pretty awkward. It'd be awkward, but I'm not going to shut it down if we're

failing each other, you know? All right, so Jordan and Danielle, what? This is a little bit of a war between the two of them. Not really, I can't find my words, but we get a little selfie snap with her and Alex more on that at five. Yeah, so the snow rats are falling over, over themselves. Oh gosh, I have to find the person that gave us snow rats because we had some recommendations to call them snow rats,

which is a perfect name, absolutely perfect name. Also ski rats, that rhymes with ski rats, which I think is equally great, but still. We're not everyone skis though, Dan. Right. You go ahead, I'm not on a trip. Oh, okay, okay, so I think is equally great, but still. But not everyone skis though, Dan. Right. You go ahead, I'm not on a trip. Oh, okay, okay, so I'll do a couple of meanwhiles here. So Kyle and Swartz go outside.

And here, let me play, I got a clip here, I got a pullup. So they go outside and in Swartz confides in Kyle, and he asks him, he's like, what if you like someone, but you don't wanna be in a relationship with them, right? Yeah. Here was, here was, sorry, I'm looking for Dylan's one. Here was Kyle's answer, man. Oh, yeah.

And we do usually, once in a episode, have a quiet moment where Pat's trying to figure out how to play the audio clip of Kyle. This is Kyle giving advice to Swartz. And this is how you, you know, you can tell Kyle's done a lot. I've seen my life slip by some fucking yellow You can tell Kyle's done a lot of work. Dude, I want to find out who gave us snow rats. I will find the name because we really appreciate it. That's that's brilliant. It's a great name.

Our fans are funnier than we are. 100%. Ultimately Swartz decides the kiss was nice, but there's a deal breaker. Her fans are funnier than we are. 100%. Ultimately, Swartz decides the kiss was nice, but there's a deal breaker. Her name is Katie. And that stands. Can I quickly stupid? Can I quickly say something?

Yes. I don't think our fans are funnier than we are. I didn't mean to say, I don't believe that. It would be really shitty if they were paying the list. Yeah. But they were like, I'm funnier than you. You know? Yeah, which, you know, some of them may be,

but I do not feel that way. Hey, Jill, once again, if you don't mind, if I keep talking, I'm gonna do a bunch of meanwiles. Okay. Meanwhile, Cory's talking to his kind of sort of girlfriend and meanwhile, Alex is trying to bang Jordan and meanwhile, Malia is looking for Riley because she passed out.

Meanwhile, Casey and Brian solidify their relationship by peeing in the same bathroom. And meanwhile, Amanda finds this so funny, she falls on the floor. How did you find this so quickly? I searched Snow Rat in the Facebook group. Gretchen, thank you so much for giving us the Snow Rat name. And Lisa, thank you very much for commenting under. This show sucks. Yeah. Thanks, Lisa. Lisa, thank you so much.

Love you, girl. And Lisa or Liza said ski rats. So now the credit is given, we can move on. I can focus on the show. Yeah, now, Jill, I think this is where you're gonna kind of go after Jordan a little bit because this is where Alex goes, ask Jordan if she wants to go outside. He's obviously hitting on her and she agrees to go out and stand by Alex going down a

little sled. Uh-huh. And the lubrication, it's like, listen, obviously, okay, she can do this without wanting to have sex with Alex. Sure. I don't understand why, though. I don't get why waste the energy. I think that a lot of, and I don't have an answer for you,

but I think a lot of girls like Jordan, at least in my experience, are the types of girls that, like, when they're boyfriends sense that they're being kind of bitchy and they're like, what's wrong? And they're like, I'm fine. And then their boyfriend operates under the pretense that they're actually fine. They then to their friends are like, I cannot fucking believe how disrespectful he is.

He's literally, and you're like, I don't know. This is the type of stuff that she's like, Danielle, I don't understand what you're mad about. And it's like, well, I was mad that you went outside with the guy that I'm fucking in the house and then talked about lubrication and just dick. I thought that that was kind of rude.

And it's like, I just wouldn't feel that way. I mean, yeah. Well, think about this though, just on terms of kind of casting, because Jordan doesn't really know these people. I mean, she's on the Bravo network, right? So she wants to fuck Corey. She's openly said that that's someone that she'd like to

kind of care. Well, she said that her vagina isn't feeling it or something like that. Well, well, she said she's put them on ice or something. Right. Yeah, her vagina put him on ice. Yeah, but which again, Simone Bile floor routine, you were knocking on his door to try to hook up with him. So that's not what that means. Totally've cameras totally true. But I think she's limited. I mean, she's obviously not going to hang out with Batman. Kyle's drunk and he's, you know, he's married. Yeah. So she has very few options to kind of,

from the opposite sex standpoint to kind of. Floor, I think she thought she was going to be able to have her pick of the litter. She thought the night one, she was like, everybody's too drunk. I'm not fucking doing this. I'm going to wait till we're clear headed and everybody picks me anyways. And then because they're fucking trash, they fucked other people that were easier to fuck in those. And she's here. So very apt, logically superior. And you

nailed it, kid. Thanks. Thanks, Papaya Dog. Really appreciate it. So Riley heads down for the count. Can you do me a favor? Can you go into the, can you do the thing again? It might be in below deck, but it's, somebody said how do we feel about women who say Chica and Malia is that. And that is a when someone crystallizes a thing that stings you vaguely that you can't put your finger on in the way that. Didn't Megan O'Hara did? Didn't a bunch of people start fighting in the Facebook group

for that? I'm not sure, but whether or not people disagreed with her or not. Those people are incorrect and Megan is correct. Malia calling people Chica is, it's hard. It's drip torture. I, it's just insane that she does that. It's Heather from Real Housewives calling everybody, hi mama, hi mama. Right, right, right.

Stop it Heather. Don't do that, right? Because you have one mama. It's not me. It's not Dorenda. No, it's not. It's not Dorenda. I did it nice.

So, um, Riley really quickly, stop sleeping. Yep, you only got a few days here, I think. She doesn't have a bed, you guys, okay? Amanda says that Batman friend zoned himself really hard when Casey Pied in front of him. And what Amanda doesn't understand is that she's speaking about somebody with personality. Amanda is a tablet with no... Well, I'm not talking about a Rosetta stone, any kind of tablet

with any kind of merit or value. I'm just talking about a block of stone and a bear midriff, just completely boring, completely milked us. So maybe in your world, but no, Casey is trying to mark territory by pissing in front of that. A hundred percent. Casey is very into that mess. Yes, that's hot.

Amanda could not be more wrong. I 100% agree. When she said that, I said that's confusing because that's the exact opposite. Yeah. So Jordan and Alex, we get to the lubrication thing. And this sends Danielle into a tizzy. This is when Danielle pulls the, let's have sex card, which is a powerful card. Wars have been waged over this.

It is the single most powerful balancer of the sexes. And I know that the patriarchy still exists and it's still very strong and we win, right? And that's sad. Yeah, sure. But, um. Mm- um, yeah, you do. You know, some, hey, I didn't ask to be here. No, no, you showed up for work today, that's it.

That's it. And you made 20 cents more on the dollar of the same work, you know, and you take so much more money than my wife. I make all the money. All right. And that's wrong. But Alex tells her to buzz off. When did it?

It doesn't work. It's really sad. Yeah. Buzz off. I just want to party. And he's a pig. Oh, he's such a pig. And he gets even more pig year later. Anyway, so Alex and Danielle chat outside. She doesn't think it's right that he's been trying to sleep with Jordan after he

You know, don't After they had sex the night before the term here is Gaslighting I know it's overused. 100% they both smash one another over the head with gas lamps. They're both just lying to each other. Yes. Out in the cold. And they're just standing there holding a lit match,

being like, no, I didn't. Now, you see Alex's reason for flirting with Jordan is because Danielle told them to do it, you see. So that makes perfect sense. And then Alex tells us, he doesn't argue with girls. He's not in a relationship. Mm-hmm. With, yeah.

And Danielle is like, Danielle is so drunk at this point. And I never believed Danielle when she says, oh my God, I don't even like remember that. Maybe I believe her tonight, because she does something so unabashedly proud. That is so unabashedly sad. Or she does something so sad, so proudly that she has to be blackout drunk.

She's like, whatever you're not gonna stop me from having a good time, that good time is going out into a jacuzzi in the middle of the night in your clothes by yourself in the cold. Can I say this? I was not a fan of Danielle last season because she basically made her whole storyline based on the drama of Lindsey and Carl and whatnot. I am thoroughly enjoying her this season.

Amanda? No, Daniel. Okay. Because she's kind of bringing it. She understands you have to hook up fast, start getting the drama going, and then just kind of have fun with it. I don't think she gives a flying fuck about Alex. I think she does.

I think she's a love addict. Yeah. I think it's a little too recent since her breakup, which was, I think it was two weeks. Yeah, that's what they said. And even if that's true or not from last time, she was a different state and Dr. Boyd. Yeah, she was really exhausted too because she had been walking around

asking random people if they knew Robert. Right. Robert knew. She has like 717 people, I think they said. So Katie heads out on over to get snuggles with Tom. She wants a PG moment, Pat. Any thoughts on this? Lots of thoughts.

Yeah. I am so shocked. We didn't hear Swartz kind of break character. I'd be like, hey, is Bridget here? Segment producer. There's someone in my room right now. Hey, I need to be paid more for this as an appearance fee, you know? What do you do right now?

I shoot in my room. Cause I don't, Swartz is not here to hook up with anybody. Winterhouse is about people on the Bravo Network showing up to a house with the intent on partying their asses off and fucking hooking up. Swartz is up here playing a different game. Yeah, he's playing a different game, but also I'm confused about Swords

because guys in general, and especially guys on Winterhouse and, you know, Bullo, Dac and Vanderpump, Vanderpump specifically, they're not into PG stuff. So it's like, don't come in here and just lay in my bed. I wanna fart. Why are you just, why are you here? You're just like a big, can I tell you?

Hello, I can't fart in front of. If you don't mind, here's the one mistake. And I've taught, I said this at the top of the show. I love this season of Winterhouse. Here's the mistakes. They got swarts. This was the big whale because all the drama was happening in March. You'd think this is a great idea. We can't get sand

of all up here. Let's have Swarts show up. He adds absolutely nothing. He's not going to add to the drama like, oh, we heard Swarts was hooking up with some girl in Winterhouse. Well, filming, he's not going to do anything. Just get more fucking sea rats or people fucking fairly karma. You know who they need? You know who would really be such a welcome addition to this show. And he doesn't have a lot of stamina. So I don't think that they could have him for too long.

But Ken would be, I mean. Can you believe, Ken? Ken? No, just his fans, Casey, be like, can you do it, Ken? Ken, just do it for all of us. And they'd all have the whole audience and he'd go, all right.

Should I walk in through the kitchen? But can you believe we may all applaud? We might have a Natasha Richardson moment on the slopes with Ken. It'd just be very, very dangerous to get him out there. And what a tragedy that was. Yeah, and really scary. So go to the doctor if you have a headache. For some reason though, I'm serious.

Schwartz, okay, breaking down the game film, Danielle goes up to Alex and says, when do we call it and go fuck? And he says, I want a party. Then they're outside again. And I believe that she's talking to Amanda when she storms on is like, you're not gonna ruin my night. Like, it's not gonna make my night bad.

I'm gonna be in the jacuzzi. 12 feet away. And Amanda literally says, what? Because she's so confused as to why the drunk is screaming at her. Schwartz basically does the same thing to Katie. She's like, I just want a cuddle. And he's like, I don't know how. And she's like, I just want to like make out a little.

And he's like, can't, not for some reason, it's easier to walk like Danielle made me want to crawl in a hole. And then as soon as I poked my little gofer head out, she did something else that I was like, oh no, no, no, no. And I just wanted to burrow, burrow, burrow, burrow. And I was like, oh, can we all agree though, that Swartz did not show up here with any intent

on spitting anybody's money? 100%. I do agree with that. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so he's in fraud. He's insecure because his skin smells like the jalapeno poppers that are constantly being fried across the street from his apartment.

Right, combined with the blue drink at his bar. Baby shark. So Alex heads about a five o'clock in the morning. Daniel is drunk, breathing. So he gets out. We head to the next day. Next day. You know what? These people didn't have a lot of sleep that night. Did they pat? No, they did not. What do you want? Oh, that's right. But you know what? Help it, right, dude? Yeah. Micro dose. Micro dose dude? Yeah, microdose. Microdose. How helpful has microdose been for years now?

Oh man, you know I've had a hell of a week. Be an, I was attacked, you know, by three of my unhoused, friendly neighbors. They turned out me, they, what I'm through a rock at my car. And in the past, they've been very friendly. They've been, you know, stealing things off your porch and... They stole my bike, actually. Soundbars and bikes. And now they're throwing rocks and all that can be very stressful

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They're throwing up, they're dehydrated. Danielle doesn't remember anything that happened the night previously, and I don't know if I believe a single thing about that. But Batman is wrapping and we head out to the kitchen. Danielle, crazy thing. She's falling in love with Alex after three days of knowing him and being mistreated by him for half that time.

We get this thing that we're going to have a house party and we're going to invite everyone in Speed McQueen's town, Speedboat or whatever it's called. Steamboat Springs? Well, do steamboat, three to one ratio, males to females, three to one, and the theme is gonna be Western party. Yeah, that should be fun. So this is just patently insane.

I don't know why anyone would ever do this outside of having to do it because Andy Cohen showed up to set with a K-Bar and he's threatening to kill people. But I just imagine you have a vacation home. Tonight we're going to ask all of the people from the town to come to the house. It is like a Kormack McCarthy kind of horrific nightmare. It's what Darren Aranovsky's mother was about. Before you know it, there's blood everywhere. There are babies getting ripped in half and somebody took a shit in the wrong part of the toilet.

This should never happen. Strangers are dangerous. Yeah, yeah, never let people that don't know you in your house without a call. Ah, yeah. I wanna say one other thing happens here, Dill. Alex and Swartz, they have a little therapy session in the morning, you know?

And it's to figure out that Katie issue, because two girls with the same name, Alex suggests to Swartz, he talked to her, be kind, care, and listen. The ultimate example of, you can't do, teach. I just want a party, you know, get out of here. Sure. Shorts is acting like he's like, I'm kind of stressed about,

I don't know, I'd man, I want to go home again. He's acting like he has to go back to school like after summers. It's got to go to a reunion though. Yeah, no, but what I mean is like, your life is falling the fuck apart. You're not going back to like, oh, yeah. No, this isn't ninth grade.

No, no, it's not. It's your life. You live across from a weenersznet. And now you don't have a bar. So Amanda is in her bare medger of trying to talk to Corey. Corey is sleeping. Danielle and Alex heel. I don't think that anything is necessarily fixed, but they do heel because they're not trying to have a meaningful dialogue. They're just trying to slam into one another. The sea rats are coordinating the party in the cast of the show head out to Kima Sabi in Steamboat Springs, and they go to buy super expensive hats and invite more people to their home. That's right.

These places that sell these hats need to be carpet bombed. I understand that people... I understand that people love hats that are adorned with things and steamed and cut like that, but it's just... I listen, I guess it's not my culture. I don't need to speak on it if I was in Yellowstone. Maybe I would feel differently. But I guess I would prefer having a hat pass down to me from grandpa who used to slaughter hogs every Tuesday as opposed to drinking a negroni with Kyle Richards and paying $1,700 for a jacket.

Or a goddamn hat. a Nagroni with Kyle Richards and paying $1,700 for a jacket. Or a goddamn hat. You know. And you can't, you have to wear it on the plane. You know, that's the worst part. You cannot put it in a suitcase. No, because it's $800 and you can't put it in a suitcase. Nope.

So keep that in mind. So the vibes are I snorted the vibes are good in the house. Oh yeah, so we have two teams here, do I think you kind of cut this up? But yeah, like so you have the hat shopping and whatever the fuck they're doing there. See rats are decorating. That's right. And the the summer house people are not. That's right. And the summer house people, including Batman, are talking about the vibes in the house and how things are getting sent and whatnot. And Kyle says, 41, I look around this house and I think this is a squad. Now, I am not saying for people to not have a child like Wimsey or Nihiva Tay to the way they look at the world

But definitely don't have as much as Kyle. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I think this was the conversation We're I think you told Batman. He's like we're just killing in this fight. Yeah, we're sending it This year's fucking awesome, you know, it's cool. No one's fighting, you know, and everyone's drinking lover boy. It's fucking awesome. Now, Batman, however, is batting zero at this point, despite him believing he has gained. It's a little bit less than zero in that he's swinging. I don't know why they're trying to intentionally walk him,

but he's swinging at those pitches and he's also getting hit by those pitches at the same time. It's worse than just striking out. Batman is calling women ogres and looking at the sky going, why won't anybody fuck me? And then he's calling his mom and asking her. Right. That being said, the montage of him being rejected is still not as hard to watch as Danielle and Alex.

No. There are enough. No, no, no. All right. So that's because of the patriarchy. Yeah. No, of course. Sorry to stop. Of course. No, it's not Friday, March 17, 221 PM.

Someone apparently bought a value pack of Western party decorations deal on Amazon. They arrive. Yeah. So Tom won hook up with Katie because of the name, the vibes director, aka Jordan, is going to DJ. And Jason shows up to the house. Now everyone arrives back after a Jason shows up. And Batman is really excited to see Jason

because they hung out in New York one night. But the problem is that Jason is six foot three. They also crushed and stowed, stoded. Yeah. Now, this isn't revealed until later, but I think that we might as well just do it now. In one of the most wild turns of the season, Jason is a quasi taken man. Are you watching Potomac? No. What? No, I'm not watching Potomac. He's taken by

Jizel Bryant from Real Housewives of Potomac. I'm watching the season, man. I mean, he's only been in two episodes. I can't watch Potomac because it is. Candace triggers Dylan. Candace triggers is... Candace Trigger is Dylan. Candace Triggers me and Candace triggered me when she was villain. And now Candace has been made into a martyr and a heroine. And I can't be angry at black women, so I don't watch the show.

Get it? It's not healthy for me because I hate her. Yeah, no, that's fair. She's being... she's succeeding in music now. Well, what is that's fair. She's being she's succeeding in music. No, well, what is there is no God? I don't disagree. But yeah, that's crazy that he's like with Giselle. Well, Batman kind of knows Jason and he thinks there's some competition here. some competition here. No, there's not. No, no.

No, and this is why like, just be with Indian people because they get you. He'll eventually be there. Right. Play around a little bit. That's what, you know, I dated two Indian girls when I was in my 20s. They've all married Indian.

He's doing this thing where he thinks he's above it, or he thinks that he's destined for different. You're not, you're a freak. The only people that are going to understand you are people who... Yeah, culturally. I also, I do think Brian's endearing. I think he's sweet.

I don't think he's a bad dude. I don't think he would. No, he's just a nerd. Like, cheat on people and say things like Alex, but... No. Yeah, I think his mom should not be ashamed of her son. No, she shouldn't. She shouldn't. Cooking. So, she shouldn't. She shouldn't.

So, Aisha arrives. Amanda greets her in a bear midriff. They have so much in common, Aisha and Katie flood. Sea rats. Sea rats. Kiwis. Kiwis. Both attracted to Drunks.

Both smammed a liverpud land named Jack. And Asia gets the scoop on the whole Tom and Katie. This, this sleepover giggly gossip about her and Tom, I can't, I can't get invested in it because it's just so nothing, you know. I agree. That's why he shouldn't be here. We got to ban people from Vanderpump next season on Winterhouse, no Vanderpump people. No people unless they're single and really drunk. Right.

Exactly. And so Riley is quite literally the red headed stepchild of this group. She walks over to try to bond with the other sea rats. She is a laskin wilderness and she's not of these three girls. She's like, Hey, what are you guys talking about? They're like, uh, uh, Swarzen, uh, I don't know, uh, flood. And she's like, Hey, anybody ever punch a flounder? Yeah. Or no, she's like talking to them about Schwartz and Katie. And she sees a squirrel run across the railing

and she gets on all fours and explodes out of the window. Oh. And comes back in with it in her mouth and bleeding. And they're a little weirded out. So the conversation does end there, but it was impressive. But. That's right. I love it. That's right. That's just our girl. So in one of the most insane terms of the season, Jizelle talked about it. No, what's even crazier this episode is that a and shows up. That's crazy. Not for the faint of heart.

Go buffs. Go buffs. Do you want to do a great job? And that program? Mike Ann. Is this when the entire town fucking arrived? Yeah, including a woman named Mike Ann. Yeah, they're trickling in.

Okay. Well, Brian began infecting females right out of the gate with the YECK. Brian chats with the bros and he's happy as buddies are all taking, which means, hey, less competition. And then Alex who never fails to exhibit how big a douchebag can be. Our recites a chapter from the game he says,

hey, get him a start, fight man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But really quickly, let's go back because I don't think that we have talked about this enough. What is worse to do to a child? Name it Apple or name it, my can. My can.

My can. My can. It's crazy that that person's name is my can. Well, she's friends with Casey, that makes sense. Holy shit. Oh, I gotta stop us. Yeah. 6.22 PM.

Mm-hmm. So Amanda takes a picture in her bare mid-drift and Alex, Alex Daniel or something. Batman begins to hit on women and he says, take some Brian Pharamones and that's exactly what he provides people. Male Pharamones have a new name on social media, it's the Ick and that's what men giving off

Pharamones is the Ick and that's what Brian gives us. The airmones is the Ick and that's what Brian gives us. Us. What? That's okay. He makes out with a girl in the most, I don't even know what the word to use is. I, yeah. It wasn't. It wasn't mangled.

I think because she wasn't participate. You know, because she ought to be there, you know? She left seven minutes after it happened. Yeah, I think she got her I'm on reality TV kiss and I didn't like that guy or it. No, no, no, because of the Fair Mons and because after they made out, he said, try my hat on. It's $500.

He said that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, ding dong. And then he proceeded to yank her face closer to his with the hat on her head and the gizzard. That was nice. Hey, do you mind because this is all uncomfortable? Do you mind if I play a couple meanwiles at this fucking western party? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. And this is the end of the episode. Oh, yeah, yeah. So the party just goes Roman Empire,

Swartz is licking shots off Alex's nipples. Uh-huh. I don't even know what that was. Riley grabs beans. Riley grabs a guy. Oh, God. Right? She probably Fabio later and she just starts making out with him. And then Kyle's doing this.

Hmm. The most picturesque, peach-reveyor, centralized, slipped by some fucking keen light. He's not getting another season, right? You know, they can't do that. It's so crazy that Riley makes out with the only guy at the party that looks like he

can accomplish what she can accomplish on all fours. In that, he looks like Sabre Tooth from first X-Men, and he too can jump great heights in long distances when he's fully proud. That's the end of the episode. Pretty much. I mean, it kind of ends with Kermit discussing the pros and cons of farting or burping in someone's face. She does have a preference if you can believe that.

I did. I want to call attention to. I believe it was when Jordan was and one of the most cringe things about everything is her being a DJ and her calling herself the vibe director. Yeah. That coupled with the split screen of Casey trying to get the blow up cows to mount each other was really great at it. And I fucking love it. Jumping in the actions range reviews, five stars kind word, join us to patreon.com slash another podcast network.

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