Kill James Bond! - The Worst Guests of All Time | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S3 E11

Episode Date: May 10, 2022

Nick, Dylan and Pat are back to talk these pieces of trash that rented this boat, the worst kinds of East Coasters, shrimp, grape juice, stalks, Barnaby Jones, chicken fuckers and how these are the worst guests of all time. Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Down Under, Below Deck Sailing Yacht seasons 1 & 2 AND Love is Blind Season 2.  https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetworkVideo of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqw?sub_confirmation=1

So Gary and the guys joke about how the doctor is hot and always wanting to go visit her. I feel like you missed something in my prostate, doc. You're 35 and I'm calling the police. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another below deck sailing yet podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. Ahoy mateys. Pat. Producer of the podcast behind my glasses. Permission to come aboard Captain.

Permission granted. How are we feeling? mateys pat british podcasts are behind my glasses permission to come aboard permission granted um how are we feeling i feel pretty good it was nice to have a week off i guess for no reason well i mean they were very concerned with the uh the ravenous performance of the summer house reunion part one you know it's like going up against the super bowl some conspiracy theories put out there that the uh the heat of bravo not having a good gauge of the temperature in the room when the roles were reversed and a girl actually has sex with a blackout drunk. Oh, you're talking about when Ashley raped Gary? The sea snake, yeah. Yeah, I think that there's one thing we've learned about Bravo production, specifically with this show.

It's maritime law. They really don't care. Racism, sexual assault, any of that stuff, it's maritime law. That's a bogus theory. It happened out there, not on land. We have rules here. If you go to Bravo's house, don't lift up the carpet or the rug. There's a lot swept under there.

It's a mess. It's a mess. Did you feel that was forced? I think if I would have said rug right away, it would have been fine. Because when you said Bravo's house, I was like, I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. Well, they sweep a lot of stuff under the rug. Right. Because that's kind of what we were dancing around.

Well, guys. And also, I really enjoyed the Summer House commercials this year. The Summer House finale commercials. People have been champ champing chomping at the bit to hear us chomp at the bit about summer house we'll do it at patreon go to patreon.com eventually podcast don't fool people eventually we'll do some we'll just well i'm not saying cover the show in totality i'm just saying sprinkle little hot takes here and there okay you know what you just said little griddle cake of summer You know what you just set me up with? Ooh, griddle cake of Summer House.

You know what you just set me up with? Don't clear your throat into the mic. I'm going to just go fucking crazy. I had a thought. That's like a conversation breaker. I'm like interrupting. It's a good way to do it. No, that's a lie.

You just told a lie. No, he doesn't. He mentioned it last time. Yeah, but it's not because he has thoughts. It's because he drinks. It's a two-fold thing. I think he's killing two birds with one stone because i will sometimes have a point and i'm just i just try i'm like i don't want to be an interrupter and then i'll sit there for 15 minutes just stewing in my own anger yeah this is good i'm gonna start coughing anyways pat your please god get together make a small think tank and figure out

another fucking way to introduce a point this has been working yeah psa psa i don't think we've uh hit up this crowd with uh what we're doing behind the patreon wall uh starting this week maybe we mentioned once but it begs repeating i'd say guys we're not good at marketing no we're horrible at that yeah uh hey guys we're covering covering Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Starting this week, the episode drops on Wednesday. I think we'll have an episode up by, I don't know, Friday or something like that. Thursday, Friday. And we're going to go on that journey.

We want you to join us with it. And you know what? This is what I'll say. I don't think you even need to have ever watched that show or care about it to enjoy our coverage of it. You know, there's dark times upon us starts with a robbery uh fake robbery south of ventura boulevard in the encino hills where people are flocking to now with uh any shred of money it's a disgusting place also um erica jane

whose husband committed atrocities you know unfathomable is now remorseless and on pills so it's just gonna be a fun fucking season join us at patreon.com slash another podcast network is this just scuttlebutt about the uh bne or is this a tease is there been a tease released of rhobh uh erica's pretty active on her instagram and she seems as dylan uh pointed out fairly remorseless right but but the robbery begins the season i looked up the episode title because i was confused about when this fucking show aired and it seemed as though the title was thematically tied to the fake robbery when pk was not home right all right can we get into bravo yeah yeah uh what did we think about the episode?

Thoughts, pots, Nick? You want to take it? I loved it. Some really solid meat and potatoes below deck. You got some entitled guests. You got new crew coming into the thing. You got some inappropriate sex jokes. They're all kind of eyeing each other down, seeing when they're going to fuck the new mate.

Ashley joked about raping a guy. Fresh fish, fresh fish. Right, right, right. I can't wait till Barnaby cries 92 knots. Pat? Dylan, what do I always say is the mark? People you hate. The mark of good reality TV are people that you hate.

Well, like, I answered it. For clarity, yeah, yeah yeah just for clarity's sake we have this little bit that we uh yeah back forth with i never expressed this but uh like uh i think like a couple years ago a couple seasons ago i said good reality like it makes you feel and i really think pat stole kind of my ethos yeah but anyways yeah i enhanced upon it um let me say this about this episode and a few particular characters that are paying guests on this boat dino i hope for your sake and chris's sake that some of your family members are just kind of going into the podcast world for the first time to click on a thing that

below deck to see what someone has to say about their uncle or cousin wait for these loved ones to hear what we have to say about their their dino and their ham let me tell you something uh family members friends people that know dino and chris these are some of the worst douchebags that i've ever watched on reality tv and i've covered simple chuck you are insulting filthy yucky normies pretending to be rich yeah there's no way that you made money you are you actually triggered me because i hate east coast people like you yep they think everyone knows you and they know the way that you talk to people so we should all accept that you're treating people like shit right go fuck yourself

you fake guidos i beat the shit out of you dino if you're in front of me you talked about i said this to simple chuck hey chuck would you like a family member uh to be talked to like where you're talking to me and simple chuck answered if you remember he's like if you're not doing a good job yeah well uh can we pause for a second sure i'm getting heated are you kind of um oh i have lots to say about these tools are you selectively remembering you being a tough guy to chuck because no i no i wasn't a tough guy to chuck i said i beat the shit out of dino okay because dino's like think he's a fucking he's one of those meathead guys he thinks the entire world is brooklyn yes right and he's fucking rude i'll be consistent you get to ask whatever you want on this boat you're paying 60

grand a day you still got to be polite asshole yeah yeah god i fucking hate this well we're gonna get into all of it all right i would say would you please clean my shit up that I did on the teak? Fine. Exactly. Fine. Right. And then the- Perhaps even apologize

if it looked like a tornado came through there, you know? The wives- But don't mean it. It's an empty gesture. It'd be disingenuous. I did it on purpose.

The wives are just as bad. And I'm going to put this invitation out to you because I'll talk to you, but I won't talk to your piece of shit husband. Oh, I would love to talk to him. Because Dylan will unleash him

and then I'll tell him I want to strangle him in person. I DM Dr. Kim Nichols. She didn't get back to me. Oh, she won't? Well, she's on pills. That's why. Oh, definitely. Big drinker, that one.

You're a drunk, you fucking losers. Anyway, 100 knots. I'm going to enjoy shredding you douchebags apart for the next two episodes. I am going to piggyback on you guys and go with a solid 97 pots. Because this episode really had everything. You know, Barnaby is a bit of a cuck, but he's a lot of fun. He fits right in. I think he's going to be a good crew member.

We've got what we always want, the wealthy being subjected to incompetence and we've got two characters in dino and chris who are i would argue worse than simple chuck because they're lucid and not mentally ill you know these people are just they're drunk to be fair they're just core to skin disgusting human beings and i'm excited to break all of it down. So, we begin where we last left off. We don't quite begin there. Where do we begin?

We begin with errors and omissions. Ha ha. Last, or two weeks ago, last episode recap. Yeah. I've been chomping at the bit to correct this. I made an egregious error. I brought in a TripAdvisor review of La

Pricosa. It was very informative. Told us a lot about some of the venues that these sea rats are experiencing. And it turns out, some baby article in our Facebook group alerted me. I had the wrong Capricosa completely. I don't know

how they found it. They had to have typed in my shit Spanish into Google and found it reverse searching oh he's got his hand up so I'm a little and I don't want you to think that I don't have faith in what

I fear is coming but are you don't ruin it for everybody else if you may know what's coming well if I could just ask yeah a quick question are you going to give a trip reviser review review on a bar that no one remembers from two weeks ago on below deck well yeah because i gave the wrong one two weeks ago uh let's get to it all right all right and i don't know how you beat me to it, but yes, that is exactly where I'm going.

I'm glad he did, though. This one is... I just want to set the stage. This one is from Edgar444. Yeah. He has 351 opiniones. Oh, and La Capricosa has... No, La Capricosa has 351 opiniones.

Four out of five circles. Oh, it's in Spanish, too. Nuh-uh. Okay. I was wrong about that. You were, but I didn't give that away. Title from Edgar, lamentable. Okay.

One circle. Not good. Good. Reservamos una mesa y por desgracia que nos pusieran cerca de la puerta de la cocina. Y dio la desgracia que si a mí me obligan a llevar puesta la mascarilla hasta que me traiga la bebida porque ningún cocinero la llevaba puesta. Ya se te quitan las ganas de comer en este sitio. Yeah. So again, I apologize and I hope that clears it up for everyone. Yeah, and I want to apologize but also commend you too. So let's start with the apology first.

I apologize to every Spanish-speaking listener out there for the butchery of that language that we just heard. You don't have to. Check out some of the baby barnacles. They love my Spanish. He has a silver lining in that that rolled r did not go on her i mean my god was that beautiful so silver linings um hey la persona from two weeks ago no one remembers figure it out i don't think i was supposed to roll my r there but it did sound sound nice. All right, so last we left off, a Requiem had been played for our dear Gabby. Glenn let the crew know, and while Daisy feels remorse and pain for Gabby,

she checks in with Ashley, the Emmanuel brother of the boat, who expresses viper-like coldness towards her enemy. She says that she's relieved but also sad, pregnant pause, that she's going to be so busy. What a monster this little girl is. Yeah, yeah, you set this up pretty good. All the sea rats pick up the sea rat pieces, yeah? And Sea Snake was the only one that didn't seem like they were upset

of Gabby's departure. By the way, check out Sea Snake's latest business venture at OnlyFans at Eat Ash, where you're greeted with a full-on photo of her asshole. Oh, boy. And for new listeners, Pat is not talking about her actual O-ring. He's just talking about her butt. Right. And also, I mean— i hope it's working out she's not paying us and this is the last time i'll give free ass to ashley but it is onlyfans.com

slash eating underscore eating ash yeah no no g eating underscore ash uh anything else on that that's about it okay great. Don't waste your money. We had one of our baby bargles said it's not worth it. Oh, is that right? Yeah. So Gabby's replacement will be here before the next charter, hopefully. So we are now moving from subjecting the wealthy to incompetence to subjecting the wealthy to understaffed incompetence. Our favorite. to subjecting the wealthy to understaffed incompetence.

Our favorite. Now, someone who, you know, may don a tinfoil cap more often than we do might say that they fired Gabby purposefully. She did not leave on her own volition because they knew the monsters that were about to head their way and needed a juicy episode. Oh, I see what you're saying.

I don't know. But I'm not donning a tinfoil cap. Okay. Because Occam's Razor would say that Gabby's just a sea rat with alcohol problems and couldn't hang. You know, that's the most likely thing that happened. Big Occam's Razor. Are you going to get to the Gary and Daisy talking about a new sea rat coming aboard? Pat?

Yeah. I am. Great. So Daisy tells Gear Bear to please do his best to not seduce the new crew member with his mullet charm and subsequently have sex with her. He says, don't worry. My heart is committed to you. Nick, laugh. Once again, in Sea Rat fashion, can you imagine one department head having a meeting with another department head to go over, Gary, please try not to fuck the new employee. I don't think it works this way at Ross Dress for Less.

Hey, John, I have a new girl coming in for the cashier position. Oh, you're in a Ross bed. Yeah, yeah. Do you mind trying not to fuck her? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, boss. Right. That's weird that you don't think that's happened at ross

because that's absolutely what happened at sports authority when i worked oh really they would hire a new girl the store manager would say please don't fuck her to all of us because it was it was like this it was a free-for-all you hired out fucking uh i banged rachel okay so next day let's get there gary responds to this request from his- Yeah, we did the thing where he laughed because he said, my heart is only for you. No, no. It was a big time laugh. No, he also added, he said, and I quote, but what if she's hot?

Oh, right. It's worth mentioning, though. Yeah, no, it is. These sea rats are complex. Yeah, yeah. Complex is the right word. No one ever touched Kelsey. She was the Everest.

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You need better help. Now, I had completely forgotten that they were missing a deckhand, too, because it feels like Lord Windermere got fired a year ago. But thank God we've got a new deckhand with an even goofier name, Barnaby. Dylan, I'm glad you brought to light his name because it's a very uncommon name. I have a new segment. Do you mind if I break it out right now? Yeah.

Pack brings down the help. Okay is barnaby jones uh here's uh he paused for a second really quickly yeah sure can we just uh i love this segment moving forward but let's just limit it to white people only right because if we have any bipocs come aboard oh sure and you go let's break down the help i think it could be pretty problematic. So just as long as it's whitey. Set my segment up again then. Don't you understand that it's more problematic to not do it if they're BIPOC? And he's setting such a good precedent by doing it with a white person.

Let's break down the help. Okay, Dylan, now it's my new segment. You're a piece of shit. You don't know how to make a bed. Fucking fix this. Why is this? Oh, I thought we were breaking down the hell. What is the name of the segment?

It's called Patty. It lets you know what the new Sea Rat's about. Hit the music. All right, here we go. Originally hailing from Brighton, England, Barnaby is definitely a man of the world. He was in Greece when he got the call to help thrust his incompetence on the wealthy. He was on a private island teaching some Greek billionaires how to wakeboard,

and Andy called him and said, would you like to have sex on television? He said, sure. And then a second later, he was off onto his second super yacht. However, he does have quite a lot of sailing experience under his belt. He grew up in Singapore and started sailing when he was 11. His dad bought a boat. Eventually, he began racing it, and then he realized, hey, we can win Singapore National Championships. So that's a little bit about Barnaby.

And I'm sure we'll get a little sprinkle about some horrific childhood trauma as the season progresses. Thank you. I love that segment. I mean, the music is stunning. Well, the song, it's the theme for Barnaby Jones that I used to watch when I was a kid. Now, what is Barnaby Jones? It's a detective show. That is so funny because I thought that Barnaby sounded like a character from Naked Gun.

And pretty much only that. I knew Barnaby Jones um the south park episode it was like early season three season four chicken fucker uh where uh there is someone going around in the town fucking the chickens right and it turns out to be the guy that runs the reading van and uh he used i do remember this episode yeah he uses the children's barnaby jones books which I don't think was a children's program, to help them learn to read so then they can solve him and lead. It's very 7S. Right, right, right.

He teaches them. Respect My Authority episode 2? Yes, yes, yes. And Officer Barber, move along here, nothing to see here. Classic. Classic episode. And they evolved and they started taking on social issues and being very funny about it.

and i they they evolved and they started taking on social issues and being very funny about it but back in the day it was just episodic singular standalone hilarious episodes like chicken fucker hey tom tom get out of the closet tom come on so uh the weird one does not want to have sex with him because he has jesus hair it's fine but that's not jesus hair um it's just not uh she also says that's a no for me dog which was super funny she loves randy yeah so gary and him do not seem like the type of people that get along because gary is a samson lesbian uh bosun and barnaby is a lanky guy named barnaby um talks about sailing and says, I absolutely love it. I just didn't think they would

get on, but I think they will because he's not incompetent. These two honestly look like a lesbian couple. If Barnaby was in a sweater vest shotgun of the Subaru that Gary was driving, you would think these two were a female couple. Who is... Is Samson the guy with the magical hair? Yes. Okay, great.

Just didn't want it who cut his hair off and made him lose power delilah cut his hair off bitch i don't even know if that's right but his wife was delilah so you guys want to break down his family history no because we did it in pat breaks down the help no what is it pat lets us know what the new sea rats about got it and i'm very confident it will be named something entirely different the next time we do it possibly i did uh omit the fact that he uh was given uh you know some of the most powerful people on the planet wakeboard lessons one of them being our former president barack obama yeah so he's got a branson yeah he's got a pretty cool cv he taught obama how to uh drone strike weddings that was a freudian slip um he taught him how to kite surf

i'm really sorry uh so shall we get to the guests uh what one note one note uh barnaby also notes that the reason why he's uh kind of hanging out with all those billionaires is he feels that if he rubs up against them he he will in fact become a billionaire himself. Via osmosis. Now, I often cite this quote, if you're the most successful of all your friends, you should find some new friends. Right, right, right. So hang out with billionaires.

Yeah. I actually, that's what I've attempted to do in my life. You know what would be the nicest house on the block? Right. It brings your property value down. Just being surrounded by shitholes. You know, an uncomfortable amount of... It's a real thing in real estate.

An uncomfortable amount of slut-shaming was going on here when Barnaby got on this boat. Well, they were evaluating his looks. Well, no. At least everybody assumed Ashley was gonna fuck him. Yeah, everyone went up to Ashley and they were like, hey, there's some new dick on board, huh? And I, quite frankly, am not sure what she's done to deserve that kind of talk.

So let's get to the guests. Hey, you going to slip something in his drink, Ashley? Maybe fucking take advantage of him while he's passed out? So the guests roll up. Weird sign out of the gate. The primary's husband quotes Portlandia? He says, oh, he's just a little guy. I think that might have been a coincidence and he's a big tall mean guy yes

who had to insult gary or glenn yeah you know see why i had written that uh nonsensical thing um it's because i was a little stoned right i was doing it for the four people that know that sketch right and uh didn't realize that he was um at this point in the episode a douchebag a bulbous piece of shit right right right why would we think that can you imagine him and dino just fucking sitting around watching portlandia hey dino there's a bird on it yeah it's beats dean all right so uh dr nichols it's the only sketch i know i don't know there's a lot of sketches oh there's a famous sketch it's beats you know people are going through trauma bleeding and stuff it's like oh no it's just beats it's just beats i mean that's an adam carolla bit beats by beats by ace uh okay

so uh dr nichols being a woman in a male dominated dominated industry has done the work. She asks, which one out of Glenn and Daisy is the captain? You know, at this point, it actually seems like she's going to be lovely. I think that was another short joke. And she's definitely seen this program and she knows Daisy is not captain,

but instead head maid. Love that take. I don't know. Don't give her that much credit. Dino seems like he touches children. Maybe not that bad, but these boisterous fucking pieces of shit usually have something dark. They're just not as good at hiding it as Glenn is. So Dino moseys up to the bar and says, how's this for an order?

I want a double bacon Bloody Mary with two grilled shrimp. No olives. This isn't a burger you gray fuck but do you know the like um it's a meme like uh decadent bloody marys with like large amounts of food have you seen these yeah they're siren songs for trash yeah yeah yeah they're huge in wisconsin yeah now i want to say this uh now i don't think they understand at this point that they're a crew member an interior person down i get how that might be a little frustrated with a party of what are there seven of these fucking guidos here i don't know but one person that's a little light

on service for 60 grand a day so i'll give them that but once you realize the daisy is running around with her head cut off give her a little grace well she said it she said that they don't know but if they did they wouldn't care and later on in the episode they do in fact find out that she's understaffed and crystal ball they do not care they don't care except to insult her look at that a really fun thing to do is shoving half a pretzel into a drink....is Google best Bloody Mary and then pick a state. It's a fun game. You'll see some really crazy concoctions. I don't like protein in my cocktails.

I don't like tomato juice in my cocktails. I fucking hate Bloody Marys. I'm ostracized from the Midwest for it. It's tomato juice. Everybody calm down, all right? Let's not put a Juicy Lucy inside the drink, right? We don't need to do that, right? What's going on?

I will have the Juicy Lucy after I finish having 12 regular drinks. Right. Okay. So then Chris steps up, and somebody's a golfer. He orders the most white power drink of all time, second only to the mint julep that is the transfusion a staple at country clubs that lifted their minority embargo in about 85 uh daisy unfortunately does not have the grape juice for the transfusion because grape juice is surprisingly

a very wild uncommon ingredient it's not you can't just get grape juice everywhere welch's is a bunch of fucking liars uh welch's has a lot you can find cran razz in a lot of places you can find cran in a lot of places grape grape is a little bit more of an outlier they have grape juice welch's always since i was a child but i think it's just not common and they're doing it somehow artificially yeah maybe at grocers in america you'll find the grape juice you won't find it that easily but if you go to a convenience store they just won't have it small detail and i don't want to shit on the bit because i'm filthy yucky norman myself and i don't know wasn't it grape fruit juice no it was grape juice yes wow she offered grapefruit juice as a uh oh no she she offered

crayon yeah but no it was great it was great that's why they got it by doing the grapes later yeah yeah i i apologize for that interjection this is a drink that tastes like candy and this big tan baby is upset that they cannot make them go i'm. Would you like a Jolly Rancher, sir? Listen, I don't like partaking in this trash tradition at country clubs and golf courses, but they're delicious. They're absolutely delicious. I treated myself to a mint julep the last time I was at that racetrack,

Sanity Racetrack. Oh, did you? Yeah, it's lovely. Yeah. Me and Nick bet on Cyberknife this weekend because it was a cool name. Came in 18th place. Take it out to the glue.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Cyberknife is a good boy. I'm sorry he lost so bad. Yeah, he doesn't have to go to the glue factory if he refunds our $125 and $75 respectively. Let's get Dino to the glue factory, though. Pat, did you go on Saturday? Were you at Santa Anita during the Kentucky Derby? That'd be a fun day.

No, no, this be a fun day. No, no. This was a couple weeks. Okay. Yeah. You know, people don't know about mint juleps. It's just ice and booze pretty much. Yeah.

It's delicious. Two years ago, I randomly bet, didn't even watch it, but I won. I just picked a horse, and I won a plus 800, the Kentucky Derby winner. Whoa. It was the one that was in September. It was delayed because of the pandemic. But, man, what a feeling that I'll never recapture. Was that Champagne on Ice? And lose $100 a year for the rest of my life.

All right. So the Casa Azul is chilled. Oh, you know what? See, I have a nice thing to say about Dr. Nipples. Say it. I don't want to say it. I have to ask you, what was your tip on Cyberknife? I looked at the name, thought that's cool.

Oh, I thought you had a hot tip. Why would you think I had a hot tip? I don't know, because you were so adamant. I'm so bad at gambling. The woman that's actually wealthy, the one that makes all the money so that Bam Bam can stay at home and beat off five times a day,

just orders a vodka tonic. Just keep it simple. Keep it simple. That's because she's a drunk, not because she's actually easy. Yeah, that's what we would come to find out. So the Casa Azul is chilled, and the open-faced sliders are sent upstairs. Marcos, don't serve Americans open-faced burgers. It's just not a thing.

It's never been a thing. What bigger sign can you have that you ran out of bun yeah and these people are such fucking that's what he did with the shrimp he's like oh oh just rib it in half we had two shrimp now we have open face sliders there's fucking livestock these people so it doesn't matter but um speaking of unhealthy foods, let's take a quick break to talk about athletic greens. Every single morning, we take a little Magic Mind, we take a little athletic greens. And that is why we are climbing to the top of Podcast Mount Everest. We owe our success almost exclusively to athletic greens.

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Slash below deck. person so be good go to athletic i'd rather die slash below deck so let's get back to these human beings hey uh one little i don't know if they caught this because it was like just a 10 second scene are we going to talk about that piece of shit chris going down and he wants every piece of laundry and all those luggage yeah i'm gonna get there okay all right so first the bloody marys they hit the table. And of course, the pastor mule has a problem with the bacon. He tells Daisy that it's weak, then complains to his foreign friend who hates Americans because of him.

Weak. That the bacon should be stalks. Not sure if it's clear, but I fucking loathe this man. Oh, I hate him. You know what? I'm going to offer him a challenge. This is Dino we're talking about, right? Or is it that other weasel, Chris?

Hey, Dino, I'll tell you what. He's not a weasel. He's too big. You ever come to LA, we'll film it. You and I will do three one-minute rounds for charity. I'll put five grand and I'll beat the shit out of you. Hit me up on the podcast. I'm serious about this.

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if you have a little following... Stage a fight. If you're willing to lose your dignity and possibly some brain cells... I'm not a fight. Is box someone. Nick has come into this studio every night, every time we record. And he goes, guys, let's do the Jake Paul thing.

And we go, what are you talking about? And then we just ignore him and then we move on to the show. Aaron Carter, you're a bitch. I'll still fight you. I'm still here. Edino, Pat, that will be the co-main, obviously. Yeah, and... In the first ever, another podcast networks...

Yeah, I'll fucking fight Mitch McConnell, dude. I know he's a tough bitch, but I'll fight that fucker. Hey, no politics, okay? What's political? We're fighting the evil people here. Huh? You just exclude him from that adjective? Let's not get political, Patrick.

What's happened? I don't care what side you're on. You would love to see him go toe-to-toe with Mitch. Are you kidding me? Come on, man. I'd only throw elbows. Only. I'd shorten my reach, which is the most violent thing about yeah we don't do bullshit celebrity

boxing we're doing celebrity mma yeah this is uh yeah think about it like um who's the guy that died backyard brawls kimbo slice it's that kind of violence the guy that died i thought gilbert I thought Gilbert Gottfried, to be honest. So the tan baby asks that everything in their suitcases be steamed. Are you home from college for the weekend, Chris? Here's the question, though. We saw what he wore. What could you possibly need a steamer for? None of your garments are fragile enough for that kind of treatment. You're a pig.

You're wearing board shorts and fucking polo shirts and ordering Cosmos. You're a fucking pig. So Dino tells his wife that she gets to take steaming off while they're on their vacation. He says for the next two days. But after the charter, if it's not done correctly, the fists are going to keep flying like they have our entire marriage. This guy should be in jail. I promise you there's so much darkness in this guy. There's just so much darkness.

So the guests order more drinks, and they begin to sail. And this is really the only time I've ever wished that they keel as hard as they possibly can. I am so happy you brought this up. It's such an even keel. Just when these scumbags are getting a little too comfy in their position in life as the better ones, Captain Glenn realizes it's time to ruin everybody's experience. Yeah. Oh, you're enjoying ordering people around and having icy mixed cold cocktails?

Well, how about if I spend the next 20 minutes trying to fucking kill you? But here's the thing, though. There have been lovely people who have had their heads slammed into drawers on the show, right? These people are blacked out and sunbaking. on this show, right? These people are blacked out and sunbaking. They're unwitting victims. Just keel them into the ocean.

Let's have an accident happen and let's make the world a better place. And what's great is I bet that boat probably has got like $80 million in insurance on it. So the families would be paid. Yes. One less fucking douchebag so the families would be paid yes yeah one less fucking douchebag right though it would be nice hey i'm glad you're you're kind of on my level we're starting to talk about killing people and sometimes it's appropriate i haven't said it

enough i i would love to put both my hands around that guy's neck i he gets to me in a way that simple chuck couldn't see i i would kill chuck i'd kill chuck well chuck's mentally oh we've spoken about it before i um i'm no i'm gonna not say that but uh you feed too many hungry kids to be speaking like that oh we were just talking about my fault i interrupted no no no it's fine it was heal die so um barnaby what was the last thing that happened what was like the thing they killed they killed and then you wanted them to go into the ocean oh yes uh though it would be extremely satisfying to witness their demise on our television screens they got punished much more than we could ask for by mother nature uh by being the ignorance to sleep while they were sailing being flown around by mother gaia right and seeing dolphins yeah chase their boat they're less than three percent

of people who ever live i think think, get to see that. I would be willing to bet. Wow. And these fucking people. Whale watching thing on Long Beach. Yeah, it's pretty common. 3%? No way, dude.

Have you ever heard like 2%? Only like 2% of people have running water or something? No, that's just not true. It's crazy stats. On a trip to Boston from second grade. Not chasing your boat. Oh, yeah. Very common.

I'm sorry. You were landlocked, but Dylan and I grew up next to water. You're from the land. Not chasing your boat. Oh, yeah. Very common. I'm sorry. You were landlocked, but Dylan and I grew up next to water. You're from the land. Yeah, most people are. Oh. Two percent of people

live by the water. I'm going to do a poll and we'll probably about 16 percent of our audience. Look, we're friends here. We don't need a, there's enough tension

in the world for us not to fight over something. It's trivial. Yeah. You know what? Nick's right. There's enough tension in the world for us not to fight over something as trivial as this. You know what? Nick's right. Nick's right. Less than 2% have ever seen it. I've never seen it, actually, now that I think about it. I haven't seen it

five times going to Catalina. I just haven't. I'm over it, though, but the point is they were punished. They were punished. Yes, they were. People were punished because of their gluttony uh and their their imbibing alcohol they missed it stream oh did you want to say something were you signified you wanted no i'm just kidding it was funny and i was i was i was dying out shut up a second

are you stupid? How dare you come on this show and do that? You have two other people in this room, and you also have thousands of people listening to you, and you think for some reason, because we have a business account now and we're making money that you can burp like that into the mic i barely could hear if you guys are enjoying uh out there the listeners how loosey-goosey we're getting tonight we do this

all the time at patreon.com such another podcast network but we should wrap this yeah we really we're really gonna wrap it up so barnaby slot in well, and then the leg of ham, Chris, orders a Heineken Zero. So this fucking tongueless piece of shit has wanted a Transfusion, a Cosmo with Chippy Chippy Ice, and a Heineken Zero? Why? Why do you want a Heineken Zero? I actually think that might be not a horrible idea for me in the middle of a long drinking night.

You get drinks under your belt. You're having a good time. You wouldn't even know. But you need the microphone. Got it, got it. And then it would prevent me from, I don't know. Turning into a whirling dervish. Yes.

Yeah. So Gary and the guys joke about how the doctor is hot and always wanting to go visit her. I feel like you missed something on my prostate, Doc. You're 35 and I'm calling the police. But then Gary starts that douchebag talk where he speaks on his prospects as though they have no voice or choice in the matter, which should not be accurate. But in his case, it weirdly is. It's so bizarre.

It's bizarre. After over three hours of steaming the trash's clothing, Ashley is finally done, and we get to another meanwhile. Meanwhile? Gary says, maybe I can finally get laid, joking about fucking Barnaby, and Ashley says, I raped you 48 hours ago.

You just don't remember. And then the laugh track. I cannot believe she just incriminated herself completely. It's toxic femininity. There were no mistakes. You could just say femininity. We're kidding. Kidding jokes.

We're kidding. But except about the part about ashley raping gary which that happened but um yeah she don't remember the point but i did want we just got so scared of all those those women that listened to us you made a great point again free show yeah so um dr nichols complains about the temp of the coups and then they begin getting ready for dinner now in the midst of this the long island gut asks for clams and shrimp cocktail and this is where you were you were speaking on this earlier in the episode, this isn't an Italian place in, you know, in fucking Bellport or wherever the fuck you're from. You can't just ask for clams everywhere you go, you know?

Clams and grape juice, like even the shrimp. You want to ask if they have shrimp for your fucking disgusting tomato drink, huh? I shouldn't say that. I'm a fan of a bloody mary every once in a while but these people are just assholes do they know their inventory so well that they demand it no you know that there's casa azul on the boat and you have zero clue what else you ordered because you're drunk constantly yeah drunk drunk i thought you're gonna say the c word uh here's

sorry to be a fucking repetitive piece of shit uh these people think they're 60 grand buys them uh the uh to talk to people like they're kings and queens yeah and that's not what you're paying for you're paying for fucking gas uh a really nice boat and five star service now if you're not happy it's not five star let's uh let's talk about it but you're you're not these people think they're and this is what they do if they were kings and queens oh i'm starting to understand why my inner turmoil why i want to wrap my both my hands around uh dino's neck and kill it you hate monarchies is because they are abusing their power and their staple in life and they feel completely justified

in it and i i don't think i've really seen that on this boat to this level yet there's hints of it there's there's little uh sprinkles of it that i've seen it but not at this level where they not at any point have they been polite at any time never i haven't heard thank you or please once no they're disgusting pieces of trash and they should be uh nope not gonna say it um there isind back to minute 29 and 40 seconds. We covered it there. Yeah, exactly. And I do just wanna say this really quickly, Nick.

I love what you said that you're not paying to, the 60,000 does not go exclusively to your extracurriculars of spitting on the help. You don't own this boat. You can't afford that kind of relationship with people who are serving you. You are nowhere near as wealthy as you think you are. You are trash.

So many people make as much money as you do. It's not fucking impressive. They think they're being impressive by treating people like shit. God, they're too old for this too. If this was a bunch of TikTokers, I'd be like, ah think they're being impressive by treating people like shit. God, they're too old for this too. If this was a bunch of TikTokers, I'd be like, ah, they're stupid

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accidentally passed a couple people into the next realm i'm almost positive so um accidentally daisy settles on she's a drunk not telling them what yeah she's rolled into so many appointments on these surgeries like she's like dr death oh yeah because she's a doctor yeah she's a doctor i was gonna say a drunk person stabs who is pretty purposeful yeah yeah okay so uh daisy settles on not telling them when she's going to do dinner um we'll see how that goes in one second so they come out at 10 30 at night obviously they order lychee martinis obviously and the primary is so blacked out that her titty is hanging out. Once again, obviously. First course, I'm going to just run through the meal here, and then we can get to the happenings on. First course, a Spanish tortilla with chorizo.

These people are blown away, and it is a lovely dish, but let's not pretend like it's not eggs, onions, potatoes, and sausage. It's just in a fancy package for morons who think that it's beautiful. I'm kidding. It is beautiful. I make it all the time. It's just in a fancy package for morons who think that it's beautiful. I'm kidding. It is beautiful. I make it all the time. It's a lovely, lovely dish. So second course is a beautiful French onion soup. God help the person that has to clean those bowls.

Third is a branzino with a little scallop on top. I think those could be clawing. I don't know why we need a scallop atop the branzino, but Marcus is doing a great job. Fourth course is a stunning ribe great job fourth course is a stunning ribeye and fifth course is a poached pear 87 pots is this dessert honey we should steal a cook marco let's steal them yeah for us for our state because we have so much money we still

want to come to my house and fuck me? I'm going to go get the ribeye ready, okay? God, you drunk witch. So coffee Patron is poured, and then they move upstairs. Which is liquid cocaine. Now they're going to be up for three hours. Coffee Patron? Oh, no.

Espresso Martini, I thought, was also made. No. There was not an Espresso Martini served. No, it was coffee Patron. It is the most disgusting offering of a disgusting slate of products regardless it sounds like there's caffeine well marginal amounts but they uh i heard something about espresso at this time that's okay they ordered the espresso martinis but they settled for coffee liquid cocaine so um they move

upstairs where it is freezing and they ask for Daisy to get the music up there. They also asked for blankets and to make three drinks after being informed that they are understaffed. This devolves into absolute chaos. They want Sambuco. They want music. Dino saying jokingly, but not at all. If you don't get this fucking music to work and I don't even think that was jokingly.

No, he, he, here here's here's what happened he thought he was he tried to joke but he doesn't have um any charm whatsoever so it just came off as like uh angry italian fake mobster um who uh was always such a little piece of shit that even the mob didn't want him to do stuff hey guys i can i can collect uh slips for you guys and then now dino it's okay just go fucking you know canned sauce with your mother get your fucking shoeshine box nobody likes you we're gonna start just calling you dean you don't even sound like a mob so the drunk hag who's got multiple about practice it's filed against her says the service sucks and then zombie walks into her master. And the cherry on top, Jumbo Shrimp Dino,

throws a $100 bill at Daisy. Here, take this, take this. Oh, thank you. Oh, makes everything better. Do not throw money at people. It is a disgusting thing to do. Disgusting. Unless you're at crazy horse number three

and everybody involved is aware of the tradition. That's how it works. Yeah. Hey, Dino, that three-round fight, one minute, then I will totally do it. It's over five grand. You lose. I get to pee on your head

piece of shit and Aaron Carter listen that's the undercard he's still here no that's the main event no no no APNFC I'm throwing I'm throwing bows and you're the turtle cock you're the curtain jerker what's that the last fight before

the prelims no the last fight of the prelims no that's not a nice term if mitch agrees to this fight we're gonna do big numbers big numbers numbies so uh dr nichols is lamenting the fact that she paid sixty thousand dollars a day and this is the service they get i could not be happier dr nichols was like i could have eight tits for this uh there's no way these fools actually paid 60 grand a day i will do i'll reach out to bravo i got some insiders there they'll tell me these fools cobbled together a bunch of friends each paid i don't know five

grand or 20 grand anyway it's not 60 grand a day their discount trash yeah they're the the people that come on this boat and flaunt their wealth, it's one of the most disgusting sites because it's so fraudulent. All right, let's get to the next day. Next day. It's like me buying a new car. It's like I'm making payments for the next five years. If you can't own a yacht, renting a yacht is a really, really bad investment. They're just obviously okay at their station station if they're like we have money they're not trying to build generational wealth because

they're selfish and right self-absorbed yeah exactly well they're dumb but um we've talked about it before that if you're truly you know if you're a smart person you have this kind of money you do not blow it on vacations like this you can go on vacations that are much more beautiful much more elaborate much more extravagant for a tenth of this price maybe not that little but anyways uh let's move on to a little sexy time but for the same price you could have people carry you around a city in Costa Rica or something. Yeah. And do that.

I mean, we've talked about it before. Do that thing where they spit in your face. Yeah. Kill them? Yeah. What was that again? I can't remember. Most dangerous game.

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three o'clock in the morning and drink and sleep until one. I understand there are people, you're on vacation, but older people who rage this hard, give me pause. They really do. Because I'm too tired for this kind of activity and I'm 30. I'd be down with it

if they weren't so fucking rude. Like it's your vacation. This is your time to be kids again. Because in a small way, you're kind of buying your way of, you don't need to be pigeon-held to your age and responsibilities're kind of buying your your way of uh you don't need to be uh pigeon held to your age and responsibilities you can bring it back to the 20s may i bring out a little boogie sugar what do i care yeah well i i love that point because what the the drinks

start rolling right away and i quickly find out that these these people are trying to pickle themselves and it's not going to take because no matter no matter how much Botox or how much booze, these people are going to die and the world will be a better place. So Dr. Nipple and her buds go to water sports while Marcos gets ready to dupe the wealthy into thinking that they're on a nice vacation via sashimi. All right. So we're going to wrap up with the meanwhile.

Meanwhile, the weird one 2.0 fast and frazzled is born. Dino asks for a Moscow mule with blueberries and raspberries muddled into the drink like your fucking bovine tongue could tell the difference between that and a regular one. And then Chris asks for an artisanal transfusion to be made. It's not going to work, you bulbous fuck. You aren't aware of this, but it's the artificial glucose in it

that makes you slurp it up so quickly um you know you have not the thick syrupy quality your diabetes riddled body so craves from just juicing regular grapes hey before we wrap here well nick raised his finger sorry we we glossed over the new uh fast Frenzy weird one. Yeah. I actually wanted to, because this, of course, led to her dropping the pin into the water, which she was like expressly, specifically told not to do. This brings me to my new segment, Nick Breaks Down the Help. Oh. Kelsey, you fucking idiot.

What were you doing there? He told you explicitly, do it on the fucking dock. You do it in the help. Oh. Kelsey, you fucking idiot. What were you doing there? He told you explicitly, do it on the fucking dock. You do it in the water. You drop it. And you're like, oh, I guess everybody has to learn. No, you don't have to learn. Listen to your boss, Gary, you fucking idiot. Correct, Kelsey.

It's so weird. And that concludes Nick breaks down the help. Really quickly about this whole thing. How could a pin ever be this valuable or this important? It should be made of rubber and float. Right. If it's that valuable. And Barnaby said that.

Barnaby's a great guy. I'm excited to get to know him. Barnaby couldn't even hear a pin drop. You know how this charter should end? I don't know if we're going to wrap up this episode. Glenn wants to go sailing again, as the usual arrangement. Doesn't tell anybody. And flying kitchen utensils go around and simultaneously behead Dino and Chris.

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