Another Below Deck Podcast - The Worst Guests of the Season | Below Deck S11 E6

Episode Date: March 5, 2024

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Just keep stomping your feet. Keep moving forward. Well, and then it continues. His, his, uh, his hag of a drunk wife, Irene tells Jared, he's only worth his looks, which is a lie. Uh, and also inappropriate. Yeah. Okay. Okay. First, a lie. Second, a lie. Welcome aboard another Brandspan can new episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one Patrick Hickey permission to come aboard granted. How are you? I'm doing really good.

Yeah. Yeah, I am doing great. That's great because we're covering love is blind and it's been a wonderful season Dylan and we're just wrapping it up. So I don't have to watch three additional hours of television anymore and then come in here and record three episodes. Don't get me wrong, I love it. But I'm happy the journey's ending and if you want to listen to our coverage over there, head on over to patreon.com slash another podcast network and you will, if you join

this week, you'll hear us recapping the weddings. What a seamless and deceitful plug that was. Yeah, that's nice, right? Really good. So plugs out of the way. Oh, one more. We have another feed called Bad TV. Possibly you're listening to this episode in that feed.

But if you're on another Belodec podcast feed and you'd like to hear Dylan and I just talk about things other than reality TV, we are launching a show that we do behind a paywall called another podcast show. Yeah, we'll talk about Kardashians, physics. We just whatever's top of mind and our listeners have come to us and they said that is their favorite show to listen to us. So we are going to put it on the free feed and we'll see how it does. And if you guys listen and respond well to it, we'll keep doing it. Unshackled, unbridled speak on things. We're working for the law on the log line, but we haven't quite gotten there.

But listen though, this show is, hey, it knows what it is. And we know what we're here to do. What are we here to do, Patrick? Cover below deck. That's exactly correct, Amundoo. Hey, Dill, should we have a segment where I basically, I have questions that I ask the cast, they obviously listen, and then they respond to me through direct message. Yeah, I think Bravo PR would really like that. Oh, I'm sure they would too.

Yeah. Well, anyway, last week I wanted to know if in fact, Frazier. Oh, yeah. Did Frazier consent to this? Well, no, I'm not going to say that he said it. I'm going to pretend that he didn't. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. So anyway, last week I asked the question, did Frazier bring, well, did he bring Barbie up to Captain Kerry? Yeah. You know, really quickly. Yeah. Is that going to get people in trouble? I, um, you know, don't feel comfortable with this. No, no, no, no, no, it's, it's, hey, listen, I'm all for anarchy. Right. Let's just light the stick and run away. But when you said, can we do a new segment? I thought quietly to myself, it's probably not a good idea to do so

because whatever is coming down the pike right now, I know is gonna be a little unsurly, but I actually love this idea. Oh, okay. Well, anyway, I asked Frazier, I was like, hey, did you bring Barbie up to Captain Kerry because you wanted to fire her ass or just want to put her on notice and I and this is not coming from

Frazier, but it's for someone else that knows the show, you know, he brought it up because to put her on notice not to get her fired and that speaks well of Frazier. Yeah. I just want to apologize. I said uncircle and that's not a word. So it's not. No, it's a redundant dumb thing. I said, but listen, we have to get to the actual episode and what an episode it was. I fear that we and I shouldn't fear this at all. That's what makes for great conflict, which makes great drama. I think we have

opposing opinions of this episode. Is that right? I thought it was one of the worst of the season way too much boat stuff. I mean, we're just walking around doing boat stuff for so much of this episode. I'm gonna give it six and a quarter pots. I mean, I really did not think it was great. Did we watch the same episode, Dylan? And here in the last of the conflict, yeah. The guests were absolute monsters, Dylan. That dinner was more uncomfortable

than the dinner in the movie, the menu, and people burned alive in the film. Okay. Yeah, yeah. People had their like tax schemes, like printed on rice paper and stuff. Dylan. Really crazy, crazy moving. The person that wrote Triangle of Sadness

built that script on horrible people like these. Right. The Tina's, the Mike's, Eileen, you drunk. They live among us. Eileen is such a drunk. There are assholes, they're the assholes. And I'm speaking of Tina, Mike and E such a drunk. There are assholes. They're the assholes. And I'm speaking of Tina, Mike, and Eileen the drunk. You know, like drive your car and you like slide over

into someone's lane and they like honk, honk their car very aggressively, their horn. And you're like, what kind of monster does that? I like it was just- Me, Eileen, Tina, and Mike. Eileen the drunk. There are people that are rude to you in the service industry. You're like, hey, I'm like, I don't know. I'm just going to get your cheeseburger at McDonald's.

Why are you telling me that like I'm a loser and I'm only good for one thing? There are also mean people on the road. Drifting is unacceptable. Well, dude, I had to catch up on some decks. Yeah, yeah. It's unacceptable. Understood. To drift is to commit a crime. I mean, it's very, very dangerous drifting. I can't stand it. You know, I think my superpower is, I can see it coming from a mile away before the drift has even begun. I say this person is going to drift and I'm usually right. It's like a sick kind of premonition. I have.

That's a good superpower to have been you. You're gonna live a long life. Yeah. Anyway, these people are fucking horrible. Yeah. They're the kind of people that are phony to you because they want something from you. They should be loaded into a cannon and launched into the mouth of a tiger shark.

I fucking hated them. And therefore, I loved this episode. But not too fast though, because we don't want to hurt the tiger shark. It should be a goofy goofy kind of slow cannon. Kind of slide out and it's just about the tiger shark, but the shark's okay. Oh, yeah. Or watch him get eaten alive.

Yeah, no, we want to see him consume. Can you all put to the plate quieter, please? And by the way, don't come back here unless you have drinks for the rest of us. Sweetie, you're only good for your looks. And he's not even good looking. So she's lying to him as well. Horrible people, 100 knots.

Dylan, I completely disagree. The irony of that is just unbelievable. I'm going to take it easy on Jared because I think he's falling apart. You know. Okay. I do want to get to the show, but because my pots were so truncated, I do want to say Jared is, he's mentally ill. I mean, there's a kind of mental illness that you can kind

of go in and out of that can be improved. It's like the good, uh, Hodgkins, you know, um, but in its current form, uh, Jared needs to get off this boat and into a some help soft room. Yes. Um, But man, is he trying. Man, are we gonna take it easy on him? Last we left off Barbie and Fraser were squabbling. The fight between them goes rather well. She concedes to not behaving like a spoiled bitch. Her words.

That's right. Her words. I also think she called him a sassy gay as well. Yeah, our words and her words. Fraser comments on something we've been discussing a lot of late, which is the Onit crowd. Who's that author? Who's that author? When you say you own your side of the street,

is that what you're referring to? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it wasn't there like an author that said, like, you know, not make your bed, but self, Oh. God, we used to talk about it insistent. Yeah, we did. We, a couple of years ago, we talked about

the modern Socrates that is Jordan Peters. That's right, that's right. Yeah. Okay, so, you know what? I didn't like the trickery of the, the own it crowd. They go like this. They go, I may have tripped your mother. There let me take this again. I may have tripped your grandmother and I own that, but I did not kill her the ground did.

That's what these own it. People are like, you know, rats. So Jared is not doing too hot. He's staring out at the sea to see if his lover will return. It is a very melodramatic, drunk thing he's doing. Wow. I thought he was checking his data to see if it get on the phone with his kid. Oh, maybe he was doing that. And by the way, I'm glad the Wi-Fi didn't work. Could you imagine Face time timing your family in that condition? Oh yeah, that's probably not a good idea. You know, the probably the greatest thing to come out of my bachelor party was a video

of my friend on an absolute bender at five o'clock in the morning, swigging a bottle of whiskey in his underwear, looking out at the city, wondering if he can do it another day. And that's kind of the vibe I got here with Sharon. So we move on to him and Tony sitting down and talking about Tony's art. Love this combo. Some people paint, you know, the ceilings of chapels and some people make beat cappuccinos. Well, that's the beautiful thing about art.

Well, Jared and chef Anthony chat and he's killing it. Chef Anthony says he cooks for his dad because his dad's dead. So he cooks for him and he definitely doesn't cook for his uncle, who's probably having sex with his ex-wife. Oh my God. Yeah. Why would you ever cook for that? Puts. Well, you don't pick your family. However, you do pick

your wife and don't ever pick someone that will leave you for your uncle. But how could you know? You know, sometimes men and women pick kind of sleeper cells, splinter cells. Good point. Yeah. Little life minds, you know. So Barbie has the yick for Jared now. It has nothing to do with him being a drunk and a bad dad. Well, it might have something to do with being a drunk, but she's fully got the yick. We get to the coos and very sadly, sunny kisses Ben. This really did break my heart.

It broke my heart. And despite him calling her out over the radio, there's one aphrodisiac that you cannot withstand according to her. Pubes, preferably short and on the chest. You could kill a family member. If you've got pubes, you might not only get away with murder, you might get to have sex with her. Okay. That was a stupid note. Yeah. And also like, and also you have a little bit of bias because you are hairless, hairless, like a, I look like Stimpy from Ren and Stimpy.

Your hairless, you look like a fucking baby. You look like a baby with a barbed wire tattoo and a beautiful family and a drinking problem. There you go. You know, but me on the other ham on the other ham, I'm covered in hair and I absolutely hate it. So I kind of felt seen here with sunny, but sunny back channel. Ben does not have any chest hair. He is not Harry and he is back channel Ben. So please swim away from him. Jared is all sad in his bunk. This is really sad and we feel for him, right Pat?

Yeah, I do. I don't know why, but. Well, because he. You know, we can't keep that schedule to talk to a daughter he's never seen twice a week. Well, the wifi was bad on the, you know, Go find Wi-Fi. Okay. You like, what is with these bullshit excuses that we let losers get away with?

Oh, all right. More tequila shots. I got an idea. Why don't you ask the bar manager, what's your Wi-Fi? Okay. But no, I'm, by the way, if you have not seen your daughter and you made an appearance on Watch What Happens Live last week, you're a loser. You're a fucking loser. Dil, this is why our podcast about a below deck is the most popular one because we're real.

We call it like it is, you know? Get it together. Yeah. Get it together. Yeah. Um, but the reason I don't want to see him on the show is because if we distill this down to what's actually happening, which is we've got a bit of a loser on our hands and he has been afforded the kind of T-ball version of getting back into good graces. So right now we're seeing him fail at doing even that and that's too real a sadness for this show. I like it to be a little hammed up.

You know? Right, of course, yeah. It can be too sad. I'll say this to you, Jared, because I know you probably listen or people are telling you that I'm calling you a loser. The good news is you can turn this around. Absolutely.

I've been a loo- We're all losers. Just use your right or, that's it. And use your credit card to book a flight. Ha ha ha. So Barbie wants to be Jewish. Yeah. door. That's it and use your credit card to book a flight. So Barbie wants to be Jewish. Yeah. Welcome to the team. Her soul is Jewish and she says the Jewish people are the best. And I think she broke down in tears and screams when she went to the wailing wall. It kind of

thinking about Barbie crying at the whaling wall reminds me it has the same kind of energy signature of women outside of Taylor Swift concerts. You know, it has this post-era's experience that's too overwhelming. It's a little youthful to me. You know, I can experience your birthright. No, I don't want to be in a bus with Jews in Israel. That sounds awful. Oh, you're from German. Oh, that's fucking great. Yeah. All right. Next morning, uh, Captain Kerry and, uh, Jacob, both, uh, phone their kids. One gets through.

Did you say Jacob? Oh, I'm sorry, Jared. You dunked on him and called him the wrong day. Yeah, yeah, sorry. Yeah, I dunked on him. That's a real double hammer fist. Well, Jared and Captain Kerry meet and Jared shares he's having a tough go

and he didn't get to speak with his daughter this morning. It's worth mentioning it. It gets brought up at the tail end of the episode. As Kerry and Jared are talking, I know there's hungover, but Jared is absolutely slurring. He is still fucking drunk. By the end of this episode, Kerry, much like Barbie, gets the egg. Jared is, there's this very bizarre thing that's happening, which, gosh, I can't imagine being on a boat and then being surrounded by the kind of people who fall into these kind of awkward social patterns of once someone gives me attention, I cling and I present often. It would just be, I mean, he has like three or four meetings with Captain

Kerry. Exposure is not good for you, Jared. Lurk in the shadows. I will say this. And I don't think we've ever seen this many meetings with the captain before. Never. Both Frasier and Jared are like, it seems like every episode it's like too me. It's too much. It's too much. It's a new thing. So we get to the next day. Oh, we were already in the next day. We get to high def shots of French presses and sunny side up eggs. This show has production quality. Can you imagine that camera guy with like the the really nice camera? He's like, Hey Tony, how you doing?

So cat wants the guests to know her name. Sunny and Frazier have favorite products. This is the boat stuff that I was referring. I mean, come on. Okay. Okay. But I do want to get to the drunks. I mean, we're sully and Ben when they were chatting about their preferred products. Was this, was this in you window for sex positions? No. Okay. I'm giving them way too much credit. I really do want to talk about though. I think production could have given the footage. I think we could have done a lot better with this episode. I mean, these people that came on this boat were absolute gremlins.

Gremlins. They could have filled up so much of it, you know? Oh, by the way, can I do a shameless plug for PMZ? Yeah, of course. Next episode of PMZ, the voiceover for gremlins just died this week. I'm gonna do a whole little crazy PMZ about it. Yeah, yeah, the guy he fucking, he asked his boss

at the grocery store, could he take the Saturday off from bagging groceries, and his boss said, okay, got on a fucking flight, headed out to Evansville, Indiana for like a horror con, checked in the hotel, fucking tickered shit out on him, he fucking died right then. And now his entire legacy is, you know, on display, but he voiced the gremlins.

Patreon.com slash another podcast network. So I guess Fraser has another conversation with Kerry here. And he says cat is a cry. Barry cry baby. He also tells him that Barbie has turned things around. Praise. Let's take a beat on this convo in a major way. We've not turned a corner. No, no, no. It would have not even come close. No, she just admitted that she was basically being a bitch and said she was going to behave, but, you know, we'll learn that, you know, things turned a quick. So, so did he mention when he asked for the epaulets that he was who he was going to give it to?

No, I don't think so. Okay. I loved I loved Vampira's reaction to it. She's she's Jesus to it. She's like, oh, Jesus fucking Christ. She is one of the best people that we've seen on this show in some time. Well, as I mentioned two episodes ago, you don't want to work with her as a vampire, though. You got to go and hunt all the people to bring her back to blood. She's a lazy vampire. Yeah. I mean, we talked about her domestic vampire partner, Josh, and how tired he was.

I've been killing people for 200 years. I got to kill two people a week. And she's so cold and loveless that she distances herself further when these things come up and he really does feel trapped, but she's very powerful. She's the daywalker and she understands hierarchical drama, but we'll get there. So Vampira is teaching cat how to do beds, Jared hits on Barbie. I mean,

I've dead horse. Jared falls victim to something that we've all been through, which is a useless customer service representative or at least a customer service representative that does not care or understand how severe your plight is. Now clearly, let's set this up better. He calls a provisioner, I believe is where you're going. Yes. Yes. So he calls in provisions and he wants these goddamn towels, okay? Right, right, right. But he's a fucking jerk about it. Yeah. And she doesn't like his tone. Yeah. It's like, it's like when I called Best Buy and I needed a specific piece of technology stat and he recommended a place that was like 30 miles away and I was like, how could you have said those words and he didn't

think that it was a problem. But yeah, Ben is facing down somebody who does not like his attitude and Ben back channel Ben. Enjoying all of it. Just salivating over anything bad that happens to Jared. I mean, it's really, really sick. He is a Barbie has some. Trump like charisma. Okay. Ben is just awful.

He has slid to the top of the pole position. He is my least favorite person on this show. He's very slimy. I do want to go back a little bit. Frazier in a chef Anthony chat about Carrie's leadership and Frazier says he's awesome. And chef Anthony says he's like our dad and definitely not like my uncle

because my uncle's having sex with my ex-wife right now. Let's get to the preference. All right. So we've got Tina. She is some kind of business person. Right. And some type of hellscape monster. She likes drinking out of plastic She does not eat meat and They're going to be an eggs and eggs and they're going to be going snorkeling because Granada is known for its reefs. I Felt bad for all the reef fish there when drunk Eileen was down there getting like a contact drunk

Killed like four fish. Yeah. Yeah, she's that much of a drunk trying to punch him in the face stuff like that I want to say this as far as preference sheet like the preferences. That's fine. It's a weird thing You want to drink out of plastic? Whatever. You don't like eggs and meat. That's fine. But I had no idea what was going to be showing up on this spot. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. I mean. We've had Simple Chuck on. And Simple Chuck was a horrible charter guest. We've had meat heads that pick up various sea rats and uncomfortably.

But I actually have to say, these are top three guests that I hate. And I've been watching this show a very, very long time. Interesting. Yeah, I despise them. Wow. Yeah, Simple Chuck was, he was special. Very. Yeah.

I remember when you- It was a pleasure talking to him. I love when you argued with him. You go, you were a dick on the show and he goes, well, you know, shame on me, but I just got a 500 new like people looking at my business. I look at the analytics. Like, if you've not heard our interview with Chuck and Erica, just to go back in the annals, they were boasting or he was boasting about how he had like 500,000 hits on his website and that his SEO was through the roof. And I told him that that wasn't because there were people that were trying to curry his business.

It was because they hated him and he disagreed. anti-disagree. Yeah, I mean the guy's an optimist. All right, so Zandy a K. Vampire is nominated as chief stew. Like the day walker that she is. She knows that this is a mistake. It is an unnecessary mutiny starter because she works with sea rats. Yes, Barbie, who despite the corner turn is still quite the demon. She says that Zandy got the job because she is up Fraser's ass and that she she is not going to go up there and in her mind. She is the second stew. What in God's name would vault you to the second stew

position, given what we've seen this season. Okay. Her attitude sucks, but her work ethic is good. It's great. It's great, but Zandi is could eat. It wouldn't be easy for Zandi while she is kind of resistant to the effects of the sun. She's not immune. It would be difficult for her, but she could do the job. Cat is absolutely listen. Horrors of your Belinda, okay But let's get to the next day next morning the charter guests finally get there. We needed this. Yes the nut bag that wants plastic Tina Arrives she says that she this person She hates eggs and she says, don't use the tongs on the meat.

Okay, so let me back up a little bit, Dill, because there's a lot of stuff to break down here. There's trouble in River City right out of the gate. Oh my gosh. Frazier does something smart here. After that little tour that he gives, he checks in with Pikitina, which is not me naming her that. That's what the Kyron read. Okay. And he says, is there anything he can do to wipe that angry, miserable scowl off her fucking face?

Yeah, yeah. And she says it's to not serve meat, eggs, or glassware, and also keep those fucking tongs away. And she also added she hates smiling hates smiling sunshine children Christmas and she she doesn't like tsunamis but she kind of does because they make people unhappy. Yeah and then here's what an orgasm looks like for Tina. Yeah okay yeah that's enough yeah okay that was her orgasm. She comes in size. Yeah, I'm not saying it should be illegal for mentally ill people to go on vacation. I just certainly don't want to be with them. Yeah. Don't use the tongs on the meat. In less. What are you fucking Howard Hughes?

In less you're out of here. Unless you're a drunk like Eileen. Yeah. She's like a tolerator. These people all hate each other though. Yes, they do. The only reason she can tolerate her is because she gets blackout drunk and insults her to her face. Absolutely. Now, it's worth mentioning, so Mike's the business partner.

Eileen, the drunk, is married to Mike. And then Rich, who we don't hear a lot from, is Tina's husband. The only time we really see him speak up is when Tina gets really upset and leaves the table later on in the episode. But hey, come on, man. My wife gets me in line all the fucking time, Rich.

Come on, man. Come on, man. All right, so Sprinkler, Fitter, Major 12, what are the words that Kyle is saying? Okay, is this a little Sea Rat history from Kyle about his background? Yeah. Okay, he milksheap, he fixed bagpipes, and now he's winning because he's Scottish, and his liver's gonna shit out before his 34th birthday. Live it up, motherfucker! No, no, no, no,

their livers are ironclad. They're gonna last a while. He'll be hit by a car one night on a bender, but way better way to go. He's not going to dive alcoholism when he's 34. Let's get to lunch. She this woman's is she's yelling no pocket water and I couldn't for the life of me. Understand what the fuck that means. But dinner is going to be, excuse me, lunch is going to be chicken teriyaki with brown rice, tuna sashimi, and there is feuding at the table immediately.

Eileen and the thick man, who I think is her husband. Yes, Mike. Well, no, all right. So Eileen's husband is Mike and Rich is Tina's husband. Okay, my well, no. All right. So Eileen's husband is Mike and Rich is Tina's husband. Okay. Yeah. Um, they begin just tearing apart, tearing one another apart at this table and Eileen is, um, a drunk. Yeah, I was gonna say fucking drunk. Hey Eileen, if you want to come on the show, we'll hear you out, but you should probably be in an a meeting. We'll get drunk with you. I'm a drunk. Yeah, so I'll I'll I'll tie one on if we get Eileen on that would be unbelievable.

Can you imagine the three of us just piss drunk that would be a blast, but listen, you can interview people when you're drunk. It might not be listenable, but what you certainly shouldn't do is interact with the ocean. No, no, and that's exactly what Eileen does. The only way that this wouldn't be dangerous is if Eileen did exactly what she did, which is just float there like a dead body for three hours. That's the only way that she's going to be safe. You see that fucking eel. He like looked at the other eel in the other cave and

like, I hate humans. I'm fucking drunk right now from her contact. I hate humans. And, and she still comes down on him. And he's like, I didn't drink. This is a, you know, I'm an eel. Yeah. And she was like, Oh, you're giving me the you're an eel thing again. You said never again.

And here you are drunk. All right, so we get back on the boat and the thermometer for the Ick level is about to explode. She Barbie is in full back pedal mode now. Completely understandably so. Tony has to figure out how to get cold lobster to cold lobster to these people. He says it'll make her sick. Tony, cold lobster will not make her sick. Raw lobster will not make her sick. Might be gross and texturally an absolute disaster, but she's not going to be sick. We get to the nighttime when we've got a problem already. Is this when Eileen and Mike destroyed the bathroom door, not realizing that it slides. Yeah. So Mikey somehow knocked over an entire network of glass panels

and locked himself in the bathroom. This is, he realized that it's slid behind him when he went in there, right? No, no, no, no. He suffers from short term memory loss, which is something that happens when you have 40 vodka sodas and go snorkeling. Yeah. It was really a marvel that he did as much damage as he did. I mean, how do you do that? When you see people drink on vacation, you're like, yeah, it's vacation. Go fucking nuts. But and then there's like, oh no, you're like, yeah, it's vacation. Go fucking nuts. But, and then there's like, oh no, you have a drinking problem at home. Oh yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. These two at the bar at night. Ugh. No, I don't mean the being

out. I mean, they have a bar at their house. Oh, it's in there. It's in their bedroom. Sad. A lot of empty cans there. Smells. It's a Creighton barrel roll cart. All right. So we get Sea Red history with the Scotsman. Listen, I think we already got that. Well, no, he says he's like completely understanding of what Mike, he's done because he says that he's broken hundreds of doors. Forget it. And he says that he broke his leg falling through a roof. Been there brother. Me too. You know, that's just what happens when you drink. forget and he says that he broke his leg falling through a roof

been there brother me too. You know that's just what happens when you drink. We get to the 1920s Monte Carlo casino themed dinner. French onion soup kicks things off. I think Tina comments that it is just a bowl with onions in it. That is what that is. How are you? Do you? How do you feel about French? I love it. I know we talk in French onion. Does it have the melted cheese? Massive amounts of Gruyere melted on. Oh, it's delightful. I mean, who could possibly eat French onion soup and go? It's just a bunch of onions.

The same person that has an orgasm like this. I mean, for a time, you soup is one of the most delicious things in the French cannon. Moving on to two to two orgasm, so well second was like, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

She sorry, we're gonna just do this one more time. The sound of her coming is like the sound of a hitchhiker who got passed up on you'll me and sees watch dumb and dumber again. It is such a timeless classic the very end like the credit scene is that bus of bikini model showing up. They're like we need two people to come with us and revolution on us. We're like great news. There's a town that way. You're gonna find two great guys and then Jim Carrey's like, do you realize what we've done? He runs up and they catch and he's like the town is that way

so funny. Alright, so dinner is not going well, but before we get to the rest of the meal, we have this meeting between Jared and Carrie, after which Carrie looks to camera and goes, yeah. All right. So Jared's complaint is that Fraser had approached him and wants three deckhands to help out with the picnic the next day. And he doesn't mention that he wants Jared. He's very upset by that his butthurt. His ego is God. This is so awkward. Why would you go to your boss and talk about this?

Kerry essentially lets us know that he thinks he's a whiny wimp. Yeah. Yeah. But you don't get fired for that, Dale. No. No, but what can happen is what Kerry does and Kerry's very shrewd. He says, you know what? If you're not cut out for this, you just let me know. And he says it in a loving, fatherly way. But what he's done is he has planted

the seed. Oh, yes. There is a way out and it's to quit. You just have to make idiots realize that they can do that. Now I'm kidding. Jared's a sweet guy, but sorry. You know, we have to remember sometimes that these are people. Right. And I do know that. There are people that need to get their shit together. Okay. Dinner's not going well. The plates are being set down too loudly. I didn't know. By the way, Dick had a, Dick had a The Night Award.

Could you play, put my plate down? I didn't know if that was a bit or not. I think it was real. Yeah. That he hadn't set the stage that he's a jokie guy. Yeah You know so Mike you should you know walk through a fucking wall you was inebriated douche nozzle And if it's a thick wall and you're not making a lot of headway just keep stomping your feet keep moving forward well, and then it continues his his

His hag of a drunk Wi lean tells Jared, uh, he's only worth his looks, which is a lie. Uh, and also inappropriate. Yeah. Okay. Okay. First a lie. Second Adelaide. Oh my gosh. Okay. So can I say something? I'd rather kill myself and spend a minute sitting with these assholes because I would, I would kill myself. I hate these people so much. Oh, you're saying you'd rather just get it over. Just throw me off a cliff. I'd be eaten by a tiger shark. That's how much I hated them. A lot of tiger sharks swimming around this podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Well,

you know, they killed them. Most people, you always think it's the great white. It's, it's not, it's tiger shark. Yeah. Actually, it might be the bull shark. I was going to say the tiger and the bull or, uh, yeah, they're red toothed. We always catch them. You know, so dinner is surf and turf with peppercorn sauce and potato gratin very French very French Tina chomps down on the pro fider role at dessert and she does a little bit too early and because these people are all overcome with a certain spiritual malady that being filthy drunks,

they start lashing out in a quite an unhinged way. They're upset that she bit into the food before the rest of it was served and she said, well, it's ice cream, it's melting. Yeah, no, I know. It's just I'm not the kind of person that does something like that. I think it speaks to your character. Mikey, can you believe this bitch? It's like, this is a very toxic table. Very. Um, all right. So we get to well Tina is this when she gets up and leaves and she tires for the night. Yes. I believe her husband follows her down there. Yeah. Then Kat says, I can relate.

I used to spend a lot of time in solitary confinement when I was a foster youth in a cult. And I would say to Kat, appreciate you trying to empathize with her, but that's a little bit different. She's just going into a voluntary drunk tank that is a bedroom on a super yacht. Then we cut to Jared, he finds Barbie somehow

and he sits down with her and he's like, hey, I'm really triggered, Eileen told me I'm hot and that's all I'm worth. Barbie's like, I don't want to be next to you. Because I have the action. Can you, and I don't, I don't want to be next to you because I have the action. Can you, um, and I don't mean to insult you and I hope that this lands. Can you go away? Yeah, she said that. Yeah. Um, the fact that Jared is as broken by this as he is, is one of the leading exhibits of him being

mentally unwell. I mean, for this to detonate your heart the way that it has his, I mean, there's something seriously chemically wrong. The only grace I'll give him is that obviously the walls are caving in on him and it's some of these things were all adding up simultaneously. I don't think Vegas odds, I think they probably have it. He's out of here either the next episode or the I think two episodes and then he'll be gone and he'll be one of those like sad fixtures in below deck history. Like you remember Jared? Oh yeah, that guy that like didn't see his daughter. Yeah. Yeah. We're beating you up because we're trying to help you, dude. No, I'm not.

I'm not. I don't mean to. No, I'm not trying to beat you up. Shame is a, is a tool that we don't utilize anymore. I apologize. It's accidental. Shame. I'm just talking about the meat grinder that is this show. It's sad. But, but yeah, you did take a stray bullet there. And I apologize, guys. I hope you don't bleed out. All right, so the Charter guest tells Barbie not to return unless she has drinks for everybody.

And Barbie tells us that she hates him. And I believe she puts an old Argentinian curse on Eileen, because that old drunk takes a spill and damn near breaks her fucking head. And if Eileen left us, would the world be a worse place? I don't think that she put any curse on her because there are very few indigenous peoples in Argentina. It's mostly populated by Nazis and children of Nazis like Barbie's

father. Kidding. No, it's just very, she just strikes me as one of these snooty, wealthy, Euro Argentines. They're crawling all over Buenos Aires. They're very annoying people. So we get to the Jacuzzi. Yes, she head butts the wall. Was that Argentinian curse dude?

Maybe it was an Argentinian curse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she then is told to, well before that, I think she's told to not come back to this jacuzzi unless she has drinks for everybody and a water for everybody. That's right. I wanna say this about this episode. If there was a lawsuit, say

Eileen the drunk died and she bled out, right? There's nothing you can do here in the middle of the ocean. No, no, no. And listen, it's not anybody's fault when your blood alcohol level is 5%. It just spills out of you. There's nothing you can do to clot it. I'll have to ask, and we'll find this out next week. I'm just gonna ask the CRATs that are on this show, answer this question. Is there a point where you can say, I'm not serving you anymore alcohol for legal reasons?

Yeah, yeah. Good, in safety reasons, forgive me. Yeah. Let us know, and then old Patty will, you know, answer that question next week. Oh, I love that, that's a great, that's a great cast from you. So we end with Jared crying. What more can be said that we're looking forward to him turning his life around,

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You didn't, you weren't that excited about this episode, but no, I mean, listen, uh, every pitcher has a bad night you know um so yeah love is blind is there we love you I'm Dylan saying goodbye Pat say goodbye Thank you.