Another Below Deck Podcast - The Worst Tip Ever? | Below Deck S12 E3

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

Dylan and Pat are back to talk about frogs, tips, holes, love, kayaks, Ciao, shrimp and more from Bravo's Below Deck.Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkRula.com/BadTV  

Whoa, whoa, whoa join the club. Let me know when someone ate your pet frog by accident because that's real pain You got cheated on like that's life Quick question What why did you just say that about the frog? Well, if you had a pet frog and someone ate it by accident, I don't know one of those Spanish dinners you'd be like What the fuck that would really be painful. Okay, was that like a cultural reference, or did you just pull that out of nowhere? Because I'm just confused about why you said that still. Hi, hello, welcome to another Grand Spanker episode of another below deck podcast.

Sorry for the hush tones. I have a baby that does not sleep ever period full stop never. Well, sometimes but not a lot. I'm Dylan that's Pat. Permission to come aboard and I'll say I'll'll take a night with your baby Lucy, uh, over staying with these eight cheap gays any day. Cheap gays? The cheapest of gays!

My god. I mean, Captain Carey said it. The tape's pathetic. I mean, a team of people wait on you hand and foot for not two days, not one of these one night charters. Four or five days. That's crazy to me. Yeah, like are you girl bosses or not? Like do you have money or not? If you do, part with it or you will not pass through the eye of a heaven, whatever they say. So listen, we're gonna get into the whole thing

and just a quick reminder, iTunes, Drake's Reviews, Five Stars, Kind Words, go there, voice your pleasure or displeasure with the show. Thanks for the continued support of our growing little family. My child is a demon, but, um, it's nice for. But didn't you feel that way about your kids sometimes? I mean, am I, am I like completely out of pocket here?

I mean, I still don't like my kids. I look at my daughter and I'm like, I do not like you right now. My daughter put in her underwear intentionally yesterday, three times. She did it intentionally. She did. She pooped in her underwear intentionally yesterday three times. She did it intentionally. She did what? She pooped in her underwear. Yeah. Eight o'clock at night. I'm ready to like settle down and get into temptation Island. She's like, daddy, what? Go over the speaker. I have to go to the bathroom. All right. I go in there. She pulls down her pants. This is gross fast for if you don't want to throw up and she, there's a turd sitting on her underwear and I go hey you pooped your pants again.

God damn it. She picks up the poop. She goes to hurl it in the toilet like I didn't see it. It hits the side of her body hits dings off the toilet bowl and then flies on the floor. Now I got three toxic cleanups I got to take care of and I'm pissed. Yeah. Three Chernobyl three biohazard. Yeah my lead one of my least favorite things is the inopportune shitting of newborns right so so you'll swaddle they'll be calm you'll be like oh my god it's happening I can watch episode 175 of one piece because they're in the sky islands and they're, you know, they're about to fight

the high priests. And then nope, she just blows herself apart. And then you have to take everything off. And now, oh, oops, she's screaming again. And it's just like, why is there no God? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I'm asking myself that. Oh, anyways, we have to talk about these cheap gays in the show below deck. And I'm Dylan. That's Pat. Anyways, we have to talk about these cheap gays in the show below Jack. And I'm Dylan. That's Pat. We already said that. Got a permission to come on slash another podcast network for lots of fun stuff.

Just did a pretty massive dot drop. Did you see the dot drop? I haven't looked. I was taking a nap today. I thought we were going to go later, but I'm happy to go now. Oh, good for you. Yeah. Yeah, I was taking a nap.

This is how parenting goes down. I've been looking forward to this nap. Like I'm talking about two hours out of my life for a full week. I'm like, oh, yeah, Friday. I'm gonna have this to our window. I'm gonna take a nap. Oh, that sounds amazing. Mm hmm. I get it. I completely get it. That sounds incredible. You know, I'm I've resigned dealing with my daughter who is a colicky baby. we'll get into the show is so horrible. It's so horrible that I have found enjoyment in tasks that I would otherwise or before I was a breeder find to be beneath me and so just just a headache.

Let me tell you something. Lift your day up. Lift your day up. Put a little smile on your face. Go on out and get an oil change. You know what I mean? I'm telling you, dude. The other day, the other day, I cleaned the litter robot. I pulled it limb from limb and cleaned every smear of cat shit out of that.

And it was a respite that I needed more than I knew. Let's get into the show. How many pots do you give this episode Patrick? First off, Below Deck is amazing. We'll get into the destruction of the Sea Rat SAD scale. It's intentional, clearly. Producers, whoever's doing this, message me. I want to know what's going on. Am I responsible for this? No pain. Okay. Here's what I'll say.

We talked about it last week. It's one of the best parts of it's one of the best and most important parts of the show. To not have it is to lie to the audience and deprive us from like, why do we watch reality TV? We want to feel better about ourselves. You're telling you're giving us C right? Histories about a guy who likes to travel. Like we mentioned, we know that he doesn't like to travel. He must travel. Tell us why. What happened at the circus? Tell us he running from. Yeah. Okay. So this is what I'll say. Enjoyable season. I love it. So far, the cast is pretty crazy. I don't like the five day charter.

I was so happy to see them do a montage of the final two days of our charter guests. Not that I had a problem with them except for them being cheap, but that's not my issue. But I just think we need turnover much quicker. I was actually thinking like, are they gonna take up a month of Below Deck episodes by being on this boat? Yeah.

But other than that, I really enjoyed it. I think Kyle is ready to be KO'd pretty soon. Oh yeah, ciao Kyle. Yeah, I don't think he's long for this world. And then if you think about storylines- For this world, you mean the world of Below Deck? He's a fucking suicide, Okay, great. Lawrence can now bum someone else out about the world ending. And then we have someone's

keister getting peed in, used as a urinal, I think. And then Chef Anthony's uncle is still having sex with his wife. That's where we are right now. I love it. 14 pots. Yeah, I thought it was a great episode. Once again, Rainbow has no chill. She's she's quite snippy. And, you know, when we examine her verse, Cirque du Soleil, it really is a David and Goliath kind of tale.

The Goliath being Cirque du Soleil. I mean, Rainbow stands no chance against Cirque du Soleil. She doesn't care. No, that's true. You can't fight someone that doesn't care. Yeah. I mean, what Rainbow is attempting to do, and she doesn't recognize this yet. Imagine if Cirque du Soleil was Heath Ledger's the Joker and he was the lowest rung stewardess on the boat. It's essentially what she's dealing with, you know,

the land is lighting piles of money on fire and rainbows trying to get her to do corners correctly. What are you doing? It is worth mentioning. There was some scuttlebutt in the social needs. A cast member her ex-boyfriend Dylan same namesake is we was pretty upset how she had portrayed or framed the nature of their relationship in the breakup they went back and forth on social media for all of us to see apparently she's a big big

big cheater and a liar oh god she went on love island which gosh I think we all know where that's gonna go when you're dating someone they go on love island she made out with a bunch of guys that pissed him off. And that's why they're broken up not because of distance. Got it. Got it. Got it. Well, the other thing that was great from this episode was Anthony's attempt to kill one of the charter guests and the very casual attitude surrounding that entire thing. Anthony's Anthony's not the worst chef. Um, but he is You know, I don't know how many cars there are in the in the indy 500 or whatever I don't watch that shit, but uh, definitely in the back of the middle of the pack. I would say uh, and again Sweetest guy we really like anthony, but he tried to kill somebody tonight so zero pots, let's get into it We pick things up with the porn star charter and K.O. getting reamed. He heads down to talk to his team and he says, Listen, I just talked to Captain

Kerry. He said, You guys fucking suck. We got to pick this up. OK. Haha. I'm not going to get freaking Marie Antoinette for you, dorks. OK. You don't need to eat. Yeah. Well, there's a famous saying i believe it goes when you're pointing fingers at others there's three fingers pointing back at you uh you're wondering where are the other where's the other finger because there's four left that would be the thumb but that's also pointing at the other person so i think that's how the

saying goes yeah okay so um maybe we have a new segment here, Sea Rat Resume. In lieu of Sea Rat history, we got to look for new things. And Celine has quite a Sea Rat resume. Before she was on the violin, she was obviously a waxer, obviously a bartender. I don't think this is a segment. I don't think this is about what I'm saying. We might need to find new segments. Well, okay. So she was also a beautician and nothing against people that work in those

occupations, but all of them gathered together. This job history screams a painful childhood. But of course, as we've lamented, none of it will be mentioned during this segment. And I want to say this. Now this is a minus three points on the Sea Rat sad scale. I don't care about any of this. Now if a penis had fallen off and a dude bled to death in that room with her working him out, she'd be in positive territory as far as the Sea Rat scale. But right now she's minus three.

What are you talking about working him out? What are you talking about? Well, she said that she shaved balls or something. No. Hmm. No. All right. Meanwhile. Meanwhile. Anthony makes charcuterie boards well. Rainbow has no chill.

She directs the lame. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, I was going to say regarding charcuterie. And look, Pat, Pat isn't ahead of times. I'm so far back behind cultural things that I'm actually close to catching up, but that's just because I'm so behind. Chakutery boards. So 2019, we need to retire them and we have to start with something else. Yeah, you know, I, I hardly ever get a chakutery.

I hardly ever get a chacutery. I hardly ever get a chacutery. It's a little bit like the raw bar, you know? No, that's too much for clams, right? That's too much for manchego. I actually just want like stuff to eat with a fork and a knife. And I actually, but you know what? They're still nice, you know, it's love.

They're still nice. Yeah. Okay. So Rainbow has no chill. She directs Salen towards the main salon and says you've been shown this three or four times. Rainbow, this is not 11 Madison Park, okay? You have been set up to fail from the jump and we can't fight against that, right?

We have to let that in, right? You have to recognize that this is a doomed effort from the jump. And the only way to cope with it is booze and tossing yourself into strangers, right? That's what the show is. Well, there is still, but there's also another option. And that is to report her as being incompetent constantly. Let her, when your enemy is making mistakes, don't interrupt them. But one thing that Rainbow has not done and it's kind of making me like her is she's really not reporting to Frazier.

She did it once here, but it was very subtle. It's not like I can't work with this person. This person is causing me to have to do three times my job. I, I like Rainbow so far. She's my favorite person on the boat. Oh, well, what a while take I mean, rainbows, you know, listen, we love all the sea rats. So glow party for the evening. We've got kayaks and whatnot. Well, that was a Fraser going over the itinerary with the

charter guests. And it's too long. It's too it's too long, not just for this show. Who wants to be on a boat for five days? Well, John Legend and Chrissy Teigen, but in all the other one percenters, but I guess they do it a little bit better than this. What are you talking about?

Like, like bringing in like lost souls on the boat? Like, oh, yeah, invisible people, that kind of thing. Listen, if we're doing that, count me in for a couple of weeks, you know, I mean, who could get tired of bloodlust, you know what I mean? So, but that's not this. No. We get to a little searod history. Rainbow had a little bit of a panic attack the night before and she's been having panic

attacks for a while and it's all about talking to somebody about it. And I would say that this would be a very, very quick fix. Um, you go to a therapist and you just go straight off the gate. When I was 10 years old, my father dropped me on Fight Island. Let's just break through that pain and I think the panic attacks will go away. Dylan, I'm so glad you said that because she shares about that initial panic attack she got when her dad dropped her off with her sister on that island. And that's when Elizabeth Banks and Stanley Tucci showed up and handed them both swords and said, kill each other. Yeah, that's very traumatic.

Right. Totally. Range. Rainbow should seek help as you're advising her to. And I have a suggestion. Rula Rula. Rainbow could use Rula. It's telehealth and telehealth has made mental health care more convenient and accessible for millions of people. However, critical challenges like finding a suitable therapist, scheduling appointments

and expensive out-of-pocket costs keep many people from getting the care they need, especially if they're, I don't know, trapped on an island and they killed someone with a crossbow. You know, there's no way back from that. Hey, Del, can you still hear me, by the way? Yeah, I can hear you. Okay. I've been doing a lot of telehealth with the pediatricians lately and it's been unbelievably like, listen, we just had an appointment with our pediatrician,

large amount of pediatricians, some of the greatest pediatricians on the planet. I did it in my underwear. Did I, did I get a solace from it? Yes. Did I have to drive anywhere? No. When when that's what's called a win win. Well, that's called a don't in this business.

They said don't mention any other competitive therapy. No, no, no, they're not. They're not therapists. These are these are pediatricians. What I'm trying to tell you is that the telehealth is magical. And so is Rula.

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Yeah, and it's gonna be a blowout. I mean, it almost was, because the first course is sushi. The first plate of his solo tenure on this show is shrimp sushi. One of the charter guests is allergic to shellfish. So, and that's one of those grisly allergies. My father is allergic to shellfish.

When people are allergic to shellfish, that's one of those things where like,. You know, my father is allergic to shellfish. When people are allergic to shellfish, it that's one of those things where like, you they can, I can really fuck you up. You know, this is your trachea up. You can't breathe. It's that pollen. You know what I mean? pollen. Yeah, I get a little sniffy sniffily. Maybe I get a little teary eyed. But but but but otherwise, I'm fine. I could watch episode 175 of One Piece, no problem. Not if I have to have a tracheotomy to save my life. Is that what you call it?

Yeah, I think so. They drill a hole right through your throat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a great scene in the heat where Sandra Bullock gives somebody a tracheotomy at a diner, but she doesn't know how to do it. So she just cuts his throat open and he's bleeding everywhere.

And she goes, I can't do it. I can't do this. That's, that's how that's of course, how it would go for 99% of us. That's right. Okay, Dylan, one oversight on your part. Prior to dinner, we walk up to that beautiful tablescape in which, Oh, that's right. That's right. I guess Frazier shows the gas and points out that there's been so much doggy style happening on this boat that they've paid tribute to the butt fucking with a plastic dog on the table. Yeah. That was what I was thinking. Like, can you imagine if that's a centerpiece on a wedding cake?

Hey, does that why does Karen and Bob have a dog in their cake? They don't own a dog, right? Yeah, does Karen and Bob have a dog in their cake? They don't own a dog, right? Yeah, I heard she likes to take it in the can. Now that Karen and Bob are actually Krista's parents, and they're asking, why do Krista and Ryan have a dog on top of their wedding cake? How they really want one trying to manifest. Well, you don't need to manifest that you can just get one. Okay. So anyways, rest of dinner. Is there any notable things? Still, let me, let me stay on the shrimp for a second. First off, obviously life threatening. Second off, no, thank you. There are plenty of kinds of fish in the sushi sea.

I don't need Anthony's shrimp sushi, okay? I don't want that. That's fucking gross. But also this is a massive problem. And the casual nature of the French. I'm getting sushi in two hours. Yeah, are you gonna, and listen, I know that sweet shrimp is a delicacy and stuff like that.

If I'm an ejection in the plate, fine. Go ahead. It will not be in any of my sushi rolls today. No, what are you gonna get? I'm gonna get spicy tuna roll. I'm gonna get salmon sashimi. Okay. I'm gonna get a roll they call the Uzu roll. I think

it's got avocado in it. Okay. And then, oh, yeah. And then they do these fun little like fish tacos, these little bite sized things, little one ton wrapper taco kind of thing. That's right. Yeah. You're white, aren't you? But I won't be eating shrimp. Okay, so the the casual nature of this is absolutely insane to me. He's like my creativity. You're an idiot, Anthony. And again, sweet guy, sweet guy. But, you know, I think what if there was some fucking Mayo laden slop on top and they didn't see the protein. Like we could have, you know, had an issue. Next course is.

A drizzle. Your wifi is starting to be bad, but hopefully you come back. So next course is more of Chuao's. Are you sure it's me? Of course. Of course. Of course I am.

I see all my bars. Pat, you can take the glasses off. Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Oh my God, I can't see. Okay, so the next course is more of Chow's Tears. And the third course is teriyaki chicken in a pineapple bowl. That's cool. And then the third course is teriyaki chicken in a pineapple bowl.

That's cool. The third course is a crispy little crepe with Nutella. This is a very basic chuggy dinner to begin with because of the life threatening element. I'm going to dock it 98 pots and call it a two pot dinner. Not great. Had he had a time machine and known they were going to be that cheap with the tip he should have came in that pineapple thing. Oh, yeah, 100%. You you can really hide semen in a lot of different foods stir fry one of you know, any kind of salad. So I'm not talking about I'm not talking about like a summer salad. I'm not talking about like, you know Onions and tomatoes and and baby gems you'll see coming that right away

But if we're talking about an egg salad if we're talking about a potato salad if we're talking about a tuna fish salad You can I mean who? Bon Jovi amounts, you know what I'm talking about Was that the one who is rumored to have gone to the hospital for drinking a Mountain Dew thing of Squiz? Well that's two guys. One was started by Sylvester Stallone because he was really pissed at Richard Gere so he started the he had a gerbil in his ass. Okay.

And then yeah and then a writer hated David Bowie. So he had made up the rumor that David Bowie drank a lot of cums and he had to get it pumped out of his stomach. You know I've been working on a I've been working on a game where you hum a rhythm and you you guess whether it's a Bon Jovi song or a slave song I'm not sure I haven't really figured it out yet I'm not sure if it's a game or if it's offensive but I'm working on it I'm gonna play it with the kids tonight. Yeah. Um, alright, so we have really good news from Cirque du Soleil. She did it. She did the stuff that Rainbow

asked and is over the moon until she sees the nightmare that was left behind, which is kind of a laundry list of just gore and horror for the interior. It's, you know, it's it's confetti. It's dildos. It's you know, it's it's confetti. It's dildos. It's all this stuff and it's all everywhere. And we get to the next day. Let's say has a bunch of fucking nothing. Anything you want to hit before we get to see right history with Babs.

Well, there was a couple things here. KO at the end of the night talks to just to gauge the temperature of his team. And and if he has one more fuck But he's out of here and also I want to say this about him His name is very similar to Kyle so very often when they're saying Kyle they're saying kale Kyle kale if he fucks up one more time. I'm gonna call him sideshow Bob, but that's another thing My column ch him Chow. Chow, we could do that.

Well, the next day, Carrie goes over the plan with Chow and Kyle shares his texting cheeky stuff to Olay and Rainbow doesn't want to drop on a dime on Olay right. Right. Because of her traumatic childhood where she killed her sister with a knife. Yeah, we didn't hear about who won Fight Island. We just heard that they were dropped off. Now, again, we need to finish the stories, right? Because you don't know how sad a story is until you end the story, right? Like Manchester by the sea is sad because it's just a guy walking around, he's all bummed out, but you don't know that he burnt down

all of his kids. And then you're like, Oh, that's really sad. That would chart like, like where would that chart on the sea rather than that's go for you? Like a four. You killed your kids in a fire? Yeah. Oh, that's a six. Oh, really? I honestly, I thought you were going to say it was like a two or three. It's a very, very tough scale, man. It's a very, very tough. Yeah. Okay, so we get some Searide history with Babs. She had plans with a lady to get a dog and move in. And that lady betrayed her and went to the dark side, sucked a cock or something like that. Really, really heartbreaking stuff. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Join the club. Let me know when someone ate your pet frog by accident, because that's real pain. You got cheated on? Like that's life. That's life. Quick question. What? Why did you just say that about the frog? Well, if you had a pet frog and someone ate it by accident, I don't know, one of those Why did you just say that about the frog? Well, if you had a pet frog and someone ate it by accident, I don't know, one of those Spanish dinners, you'd be like, what the fuck? That would really be painful. Okay, was that like a cultural reference

or did you just pull that out of nowhere? Cause I'm just confused about why you said that still. Well, I was thinking I was gonna say turtle, but a lot of people don't have turtles as pets. A lot of people don't have frogs as pets. A lot of people don't have frogs as pets. Oh you never had a tree frog as a pet? Well my sister actually had a frog named Diamond. It died in the sun kind of the way that the vampires in Blade did. Wow they just turn black and disintegrate? Yeah. That's an ugly way to go. It is. So, um, she tells all this stuff to Carrie, um, who says, um,

Greg, chat. I'm going to go upstairs and pretend to do stuff. But listen, he tells her that you would not be in this situation if you couldn't handle it. And that's a famous saying, God gives you what you can handle. And it's kind of a perverted version of everything happens for a reason. I wanted to get your take on, you wouldn't be in the situation if you couldn't handle it. Well, a lot of things brought her here, right?

Maybe some of that cheating. Well, I would say that there are a lot of situations that you're placed in that you can't handle. For example, what is going on with me in my demon spawn right now? Can't handle it. What if you were walking down the street one day and a Mack truck slammed into you,

pinning your legs to a telephone pole? I mean, there are tons of situations. Everything happens for a reason, Dylan. I mean, just wild, but listen. Well, that everything happens for a reason, Dylan. I mean, just wild. But listen, it's important to have hope. And this nude beach does give us that. These gentlemen hit the beach and Frazier reminds them that they can pull their cocks out

and much to the chagrin of the shoobies on the beach. Honey, what are those men doing? Pissing each other's shit pipes? You know? You know, I was gonna, I was gonna ask Frazier if he comes on again, like, was he titillated by this? Because obviously, you know, he likes guys. Yeah, if we were doing this and there were a bunch of like

hot chick porn stars, I think old Patty would love it. You would remind them that they could take their their breasts out. I would go. This is yeah, you can definitely show your honey hives here, you know? Yeah, yeah. You would go up to them and be like, this is a nude beach, you know, and they'd be like, okay, thank you. And then you'd be like, just wanted to just...

For clarity. For clarity, you can't expose your heaving breasts and your honey hives to me. Not you heard me right? Just I just want to make sure there's no one with hearing problems here. Yeah. Oh, you did hear me. Oh, good. Okay. Okay, so we get some really fucking hot, hot moments with rainbow and saline wall. The dicks are out of the beach. Rainbow wants to bend Celine to her will. And she's, one, Rainbow's not good at it.

And two, Celine is the greatest test that she has ever faced in this theater in her life. So people who are good at it know how to manipulate. It's not a blunt force endeavor. You know, this has to be, people have to be massaged into giving you their agency. They cannot just be especially the French. I mean, what are you just going to scream at a French person until they give it? No, that's never going to work. They're too prideful. So we get back to the boat and we get to the Phoenician Eyes Wide Shut party. party. Yes, we do. But before that, Dylan, we have Chef Anthony, he's in that galley. He tells us he's not a quitter.

He doesn't give up. Because that would make him a loser. And that's when Chef Anthony starts hearing the voices. You remember those voices. These walls are conduits of past pain. One minute you're chopping onions, the next you're hearing this. Not really picking it up in the mic. Just want to let you know. No, not really. That's his ex-wife and that's his uncle having sex. Go ahead, because we didn't hear the sound effect. Go ahead and do the sound effect for us. Oh, sure.

No, not with the phone because we can't hear it, but just do an imitation of it. Oh, I don't have orgasms. Okay, great. So we have this odd moment where Anthony has a like still in Saigon kind of slow motion breakdown. And that was odd. Okay, so Frazier really goes method here for this dinner. He, you know, there's a fine line between BDSM and like me like mean greasy spoon, like what? I get what you're throwing down there. Yeah.

Yeah, like I'm like, all right, I want this, right? So I'm sitting at the dinner table and then someone walks up, you know, Frase walks up to me and he's like, you, your face is fat, hey! Right, right, right. Yeah, you're at one of these, one of these fucking, one of these haunts

where, you know, sadomasochists like like like like Overweight sadomasochists in the Midwest go to get their fucking rocks off, right? And they sit down and and they're like, what are you fucking pieces of shit want and they're like, oh my god I'll tell you what I'm gonna do the country fried steak and they're like you sure there's a lot of gravy on that You're like Come on you don there's a lot of gravy on that? You're like, Hey, hey, hey, come on. You don't have to go that mean. Anyways, he walks in goes full method, not smiling. This is our party, not yours. Does the rude waiter thing. Dinner was presented via a non-committal Anthony in the kind of same vein, right?

So he's too sweet, he's too nice to be able to do this. He says something, first course is something with cucumbers and tomatoes, I don't care. The next course is black pesto pasta, don't say thank you. And I'm wondering, is Anthony gay? Because there's a scene where Frazier smacks him on the ass with one of those things. And he he says, oh, la la. Now, listen, I would say, oh, la la, too. And that's because I'm a little gay.

But I was wondering if his uncle is uncle might not have been some kind of Lothario. He might have just been straight and around. You know, right. Yeah. Yeah. You're not giving it to your wife. Someone will, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, look, I think it to your wife. Someone will you know, yeah Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, look though I think it's kind of explained by demo at the end of the show because I think it's our cultures moving more towards demo and Less like us, you know, he meant here here. Everyone's sexually fluid. Yeah, I got a hole throw it in there You know, right right right? Yeah, and and that's fucking cool as shit, you know us us us fucking losers. Look at us

We're bogged down. We're bogged down in this narrow cast life that we're living with our children shitting their pants. And and what do we get for it? We don't we don't get to go out and freaking make out with dudes and women. No missionary sex, marriage sex. That's what we get. Yeah. You know. So anyways, I want to pee in someone's butt. Who doesn't? Right? Ask yourself, ask among yourselves, listening, turn to the person

sitting next to you. Doesn't matter if they're stranger. Just ask them. And then get in the comments. Let us know. Okay, so lovely dessert. It's a 57 pot dinner. Let's get to the next day We slam through the fourth day much appreciated because five days is way too many There is no way they've ever done this in below deck history This was a below deck first to just roll through an entire day And dare I say a day and a half these cheap gays deserved that okay So we get ready for the departure the Scotsman is already laying the groundwork for the evening We can say our of wah and we get to the the departure. The Scotsman is already laying the groundwork for the evening.

We say au revoir and we get to the tip. Pat, what do we got? Okay, Kerry says the crew worked tirelessly for five days. And the tip is smaller than Peter Dinklage's balls. And that's bad because that's small. We have a bunch of I mean, listen, you know, we're always in these murky force perspective waters when we're trying to measure the genitals of little people, I would say that Peter Dinklage is balls are probably the same size as mine. And yours. Oh, wow.

Good for him. Yeah. Way. Oh, wow. Good for him. Yeah. Way to go, Peter. Yeah, a little bit a little bit of do I amuse you going on down there? You know, I you know, I wonder if they got the memo. Hey, guys, you're not actually paying for this vacation. The way you pay is by tipping. There were some some Sea Rat that had said said I think we might get 40 K this time around.

Now unfortunately they had a bunch of Mister pinks floating around you know, I'm talking about yeah, yeah, hey, I'm also chef calls his mom about Frazier and he tells her that he forgives but doesn't forget he's really still holding this grudge I assume that assume that will bubble to the top, to the surface later. Hey, guess what I don't need to watch ever again? Anthony talking to his fucking mom, okay?

And also, you know what I never need to see again? Do you need to see Reservoir Dogs again? I've seen it. No. It's like, I don't need to watch that. I don't think I need to see Pulp Fiction again. I don't think I need to either seen it too many times. I've seen it. Also, Dill, when they break from that tip meeting, I believe chaos as he just wants to get some sleep and play the guitar and not get a chow. That's not

going to work for us. Okay, you're already kind of a behind the scenes character. Step. Okay. You're already kind of a behind the scenes character. We need to step up here. Hey Chow, I liked you. I liked you, right? Sure, you were getting set up to fail and I wanted to kind of mount this Joan of Arc defense for you.

When you get home and you don't get in the ball of snakes and you strum your fucking guitar off with your fucking head off with your head, you must get blackout drunk and make poor life decisions. Yeah, get out of here, dude. Don't don't go strumming on our time. Okay, that's ridiculous. So we got shafted for the tip.

It's 19 K one of the lowest we've seen for the longest we've seen. These guys were awful. So we sit down for dinner. We speak both Spanish and French. And Rainbow tells, she really compliments Dana. She says, you know, he asks her, what were your first impressions of me? And she said that I thought you were funny and simple,

which is a lot of people could refer to sling blade is that, you know? That's right. It's not really all that nice, I think to say, but back to the hot tub, as we've talked about, this slurry is vitally important to the show. This is kind of the, kind of the chemical spill

that gives our heroes their superpowers. You know what I mean? It's the green goo. Right, it's the green goo that produces the other colored goo's. And we have a hot ass kiss between it, Damo and the Frasemeister. Now I can't believe how hot Frazier thinks this guy is.

He looks like Cody from Sister Wives to me. Look at a picture, because they have a bunch of wedding pictures of him before he grew out that ridiculous poodle hair. And just do a side by side. I'm sure Barnacles out there that's got some time, free time, put it on our Facebook group. He looks identical.

So you just know this. If you say that Deimo's hot, he looks like Cody from Sister Wives, who has destroyed like four women's lives. Let me tell you something. We got two kisses tonight, Deymoh and Frazier and the Scotsman Kyle and Selene. Frazier and Deymoh, way hotter. I mean that had electricity in it. So Selene was just resigned to be okay with Kyle. And who knows what happens in the future.

I hope they have children, I hope they've found love. Oh no, no, that's off the table. She tells us she doesn't wanna hurt this guy because this is just gonna be like a hookup thing and she doesn't really want anything serious. And I'm sure knowing Kyle and having hung out with him, I'm sure his heart will just break it here and now. Kyle will be destroyed, detonated, detonated. All right all right get in the comments let us know what you thought about the

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