Kill James Bond! - There's Cocaine on Honor | Below Deck S1 E1 (From the Vault)

Episode Date: June 11, 2023

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Yeah, but I also love, because at this point, Eddie and Dave are getting to know each other, so we get their origin stories. Eddie's family comes from the Mayflower, and Dave blows guys on film. And also, and I'm not sure if we talked about this last week, but I don't think it's a fair thing to say to somebody who has served in the military upon just meeting them

to see any action. Because- You don't kill a guy? Yeah, I mean,-hmm. Because... You ever kill a guy? Yeah. I mean, God knows. Yeah, I did kill a guy. He turned out to be a kid. And I see him every night.

You kill more than one? Is that it? Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast from the vault this is the show when we go back in time and break down seasons of your of bravo's below deck i'm dylan saddled up next to one patrick hickey great to be here permission to come aboard granted now last week we covered the sizzle the pitch the the presentation a lot of people were confused by that but it is in fact called episode one you know it's this thing where it's like oh you got 20 minutes of trailers what if the trailer was 20 minutes that's what we covered last week this week we have the first

episode in its entirety of below deck season one episode one below deck season one episode one now on a boat called honor do you have any public service announcements before we get into this uh well i'll say this um i've been reaching out to some cast members of this season and i believe we've locked a couple in one may in fact help us recap an entire episode of this now would you look at this so that could be fun i don't want to name any names because dylan has coached me up you never say it's going to happen with these sea rats because they always back out they drank too much at a bar they don't show up to an interview. They flee. They flake. Flee. Flee. And flake. Yeah, that too. So a lot of exciting stuff coming down the road. Also, if you'd like

to hear us talk about other shows besides Below Deck, hop on over to our Bad TV feed and you can hear us cover 90 Day Fiance, season and also flavor of love season two all for free on bad tv podcast share it and you can find it wherever you listen what what no no that's not him so we have season one to get into and i have to tell you patrick um i'm gonna go ahead and get into thoughts and pots right now i think that below deck peaked in episode one of season one this episode is probably the greatest episode of below deck i've ever seen in my entire life and i've seen a lot we've seen them all deck i i this i mean you could not have the stars align more or better than this first voyage of honor with captain lee helming helming the ship there were so many little moments let's not bury the lead the guests are a gaggle of gay photographers with a big time cocaine problem.

They bring the narcotics aboard and are summarily kicked off after Sam finds it. Or no. Who is it? What's the drunk's name? Oh, my God. Why am I forgetting names? Cat. Cat.

After Cat finds it. Okay. All right. All right. All right. A lot to unpack here. First off, Dylan. 100 Pots. Straight out of 100 Pots.

The sea rats are humming. And Captain Lee is a perfect Captain Lee. It's just a perfect episode of Below Deck. 100 Pots, go ahead. This is a real fun part of this. Dylan, I'm not sure if you're aware of this little story in the lore of Below Deck, but after they parked the boat upon returning, because I'm getting ahead of myself here, but if you watch the episode, if you remember it, they return after less than 24 hours with the gaggle of gay photographers because there was cocaine on board. Most, if not all, of the cast

stepped off the boat and refused to film anymore because they were so convinced at the time that producers had inserted themselves and planted the cocaine. The cast? The cast did not film for a couple days. Had to be coerced back on that boat in filming because they were so sure and confident

that the producers had intervened. You're talking about the Sea Rats? The Sea Rats said, we're not doing this. Yeah, fun story. You can check it out. That's so shocking because I would not think that the sea rats had enough integrity of their profession to be like, no, I'm not doing it.

Well, it's not about integrity. It's about self-preservation. If you think, oh, they just did that to those guys, what are they going to do to us? I know, but sea rats usually don't think two steps ahead. This is the early days of sea rats. Yeah. Where did you hear that story from?

Look it up. It's all around. In fact, I think a producer said it was the worst time he ever had having to explain to the cast members that they weren't doing that to them. Shocking. Pretty shocking. So as we get some of the cast members on this podcast for this this journey that we're all on we will ask them about that to see if that is in fact true fun fun little

uh little uh niblet there though fun niblet i don't believe it but it's a fun niblet this it's goes it runs counter to everything we know about sea rats. Everything I believe. Alright, so we begin in St. Martin day before the first cruise and the sea rats have hit the boat already. Oh, you're not going to get in your thoughts and knots? No, I said 100 pots. Oh, I give it 100 pots too. This is some of the best television I've ever seen. It's the best.

There's only down from here. So we begin in St. Martin day before the first cruise. The sea rats have hit the boat. They are just in their work. We don't do any salutations. We are dropped in the middle of the fray. And the first conversation we hear is Sam talking to cat about her dog, having a tiny cock and therefore being a nice male creature because of how

small his penis is. A micro penis. Yeah. And this runs counter to me because I have a very small penis and I'm very angry. Oh. You know? Well, you know, Dylan, apparently it's an affliction that affects 4 billion canines a year. Oh, wow.

Yeah. I personally prefer a dog with a micro penis as opposed to staring at a canine with a really red, red, red, red, red, red hot dog slipping out of its cylinder. It's disturbing to look at. First time you see a dog's penis, you're like, I think that's bigger than mine. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, why were they made like that? Maybe it's because they can, I don't know if you knew this Dylan,

but us and I think only a couple other mammals can have sex face to face. Most have to have sex doggy style. Right, right, right. So hence the name. So the penis. Horses fuck doggy style. Yeah. So in horses have,

you know the phrase horse's dick, meaning a large penis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need a large penis to perhaps make its way to the vaginal canal. Have you seen the amount of's dick meaning a large penis yeah you need a large uh penis to perhaps make its way to have you seen the amount of cum those things make oh my god it's like you could fill a stein with the amount of cum they make and it's like how how do you not get pregnant with that much because they're microscopic little things right so why do you need that much cum to get get another horse pregnant i agree fascinating huh

so anyways um sam is a she has a bachelor of science in Engineering, and she begins laying out why she is a board on her. She was at a $32,000 a year job, kind of shackled to a desk or a cubicle. And I think she was working in HR or something because it doesn't sound, I mean, maybe industrial engineering is the worst kind of engineering or something i think she puts people on mars or she was working on some projects that she said

she knew differential equations yeah so why is she working in hr for goodwill maybe she was trying to work her way up the ladder i don't know yeah yeah because i know she aspired to design some of those rockets but you know as you pointed out, Dylan, that corporate environment, too many cupcakes showing up in the office every day gets you fat, gets you complacent. Right. Before you know it, we're all humans in the film WALL-E

where we're, you know, drinking those milkshakes and watching TV all day. Yeah. Almost like binging TV. Anyway, she wanted a freer life. You know, a much more fulfilling life. Hey, go get some Ajax because someone just pissed on a toilet seat. At least she doesn't have to eat those cupcakes anymore. Right. She's not going to get fat. She's just going to be wafting and pissing

Ajax and maybe find some Coke. I bet Kat did a little. Well, I love the turn that CJ has on the episode. The first one is, hey, you did it right, kid love the turn that CJ has on the episode. The first one is, hey, you did it right, kid. You did it. You did the right thing. Those idiots could have gotten us all killed. And then later on the episode, he's like, you know what I would have done? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I would have put that in a little plastic baggie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would have reminded old Johnny Eyelash over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, man, I can ruin you. Yeah, you know what you could do? Johnny Eyelash over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey man, I can ruin you. Yeah, you know what you could do? We would have had like a recreation of the Golden Girls from this new episode where Johnny Eyelash is like, did somebody steal my cocaine? Do we have cameras filming? Because somebody took my cocaine. By the way, Johnny Eyelash,

I'm not a major fan of the film Tropic Thunder, but what comes to mind when i see johnny eyelash later in the episode as he's kind of bouncing around and almost jack black yeah when he has to be tied up to the tree so that he doesn't do cocaine and then all he wants to do is get released so he can go get some more cocaine get his skittles that is johnny eyelash right right yeah yeah johnny eyelash looks like a homeless person, but we'll get there. The guys get on board next. We've got CJ.

He's a SoCal kid. He wants to skimboard. He wants to surf. And if he can do it on somebody else's dime, that's the perfect situation for him. And the only thing is, is the piss and the shit. Well, yes, exactly.

Although I don't think he has to deal with it. No, he doesn't. Unless you're an engineer, like Colin on this week's episode of Sailing. Although he does, well, this is the OG. So, you know, we've found how a lot of people make their way onto these boats, Dylan. And generally it's an alcoholic father

or an alcoholic father who ended up dying young. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that creates a sea rat. Or an alcoholic father who ended up dying young. And that creates a sea rat. Or an alcoholic father who the sea rat killed. Now, this is a different pathway from sea rats. And we're hearing two similar storylines from both Sam and CJ. This is, they hated putting TPS reports together all day long and preferred the ocean life. So escaping the boringness of an office environment. Right, right. Yeah, those stories are less and less,

as Dylan and I cover the seasons that preceded this. No, these sea rats get into yachting in Ibiza. They're there running away. Everybody's having a vacation, but they kind of stick around and they stumble into the yachting industry. Or they're just from Florida. So we move on to Dan, Dan, Dave, Dave, Dak and Dave, Dak and Dave, gay man. He says, I'm living in the closet. It's hilarious. He says it unknowingly. And it was a very funny thing that he said.

He said, I'm living in a closet i don't know where to put my lotions and my potions but cj is the one that i want to talk about cj and sam they're roomies they don't do that anymore or they try and avoid they try and avoid it cj talks about how he is a great roommate. He's clean. He's just a great roommate. And the very next line, essentially, he says, how can I not stare at a hot woman half naked in front of me?

I'd be a creepy roommate. That wouldn't be a great roommate. No, that'd be a horrible roommate. And then be a great room no that'd be a horrible room and then later in the episode he's like hey uh roomie can i ask you a favor can you shave my back that is not a great roommate to me that is a roommate who wants me to groom him and he wants to fuck me yeah i would this is the talk i'd have with him look cj i appreciate that you always put the seat down after you take a leak uh but uh i'm i'm a little concerned that you might try and have sex with me when i'm sleeping or beat off to my tits while i'm sleeping right right right that makes

uh not a good roommate no no no that makes creepy roommate but cj is a good kid rulers and binders i tried to get him on the show oh yeah yeah no he doesn't even have an instagram account or it's like a very very private uh after skimboarding after being on the show he got in a little legal trouble i think uh some uh some physical abuse allegations with a particular partner of his oh god so i think he's uh laying low yeah well um go get him cj uh so we get to our meeting of the stews we've got cap we've got sam and we've got adrian now adrian speaking of tropical thunder is a character out of some kind of workplace drama because that's all tropical thunder is it's a workplace drama it's actually

the film was created to actually push again the absurdity of the filmmaking process right exactly but adrian strikes me as somebody who is in like a mike shore sitcom where they look to camera and they just say i have no idea of what I'm doing. And she is, in fact, in that environment. It's just reality television. But there's so much comedy in her being a Nazi. And then... You swell use the ruler.

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um, the scene with the modeling, but we'll get there. You can clearly see that this is a mentally ill person. So she, it's just so funny. It's very like best in show kind of OTF where she's like, I have no idea what I'm doing.

Cut to her telling the women that they have to use rulers to set up the table. And then it cuts back to when she goes, the guests will never know that the guests will never know that i love how she's really concerned about the uh the judgment of five very coked up guests they don't care so um we i lee and alex have a meeting porcupine head oh right thank you they set the ground rules there's only one goddamn captain. There's only one captain.

You hear me? There's only one box of Cheerios. That's mine. Holy. Porcupine is pretty intense too. Porcupine is very intense. I mean, he looks like if Sonic the Hedgehog was cursed by a witch and turned into a

man, you know, it's very, very horrifying stuff, but we get to our first meeting with lee and the sea rats now lee asks a really insane question and it's kind of like why would you ask a bird if they can fly 99 of the time the answer is going to be obviously yes but maybe just maybe you'll ask a

penguin every once in a while but he asked the question how many of you guys drink i mean how long you been working in this business you don't need to ask this question but he says how many you drink obviously all of the hands rocket towards the heavens and he says good there will be no drinking aboard this boat and their their faces hang in a sadness like you're telling a child that santa claus isn't It was a really heartbreaking scene. My God. So, Ben, this is where, we saw this last week,

but he talks about his cooking as this art form that exists in the brief window wherein the present becomes the past and the future becomes the present this is i use the analogy this is sex with a vegas prostitute it only happens once okay hopefully you didn't catch gonorrhea yeah and it was a one-time experience and it was just there in the moment and it will never be seen again yeah it's just experienced by two people. That's his art form. I wonder if you try to give a prostitute

an orgasm. Do you attempt to do that or do you just... I would say they probably can't have orgasms because it's hard

to have an orgasm and simultaneously think how they'd like to stab the person that's on top of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two conflicting emotions. But if you're good she came no she didn't imagine having a buddy that brags about uh giving prostitutes

orgasms yeah man i fucked your man oh really and the worst would be they roll back into vegas there's another convention they call hayley again hey hayley what do you think are you paying me yeah of course um okay yeah i knew you'd be back for 800 dollars uh okay can you imagine prostitutes? I believe they have like a, we have a timer for this podcast. I believe they have a timer. It's like 30 minutes.

Yeah. By the way. All right, honey, you got 48 seconds. Right. Wrap it up. Yeah.

You smell like tuna. You smell like tuna fish and Heineken. So, Eddie, we talked about it last week. Well, first off, Ben, shut up. You're not Jackson Pollock, but Ben has grown into his own. He's a much more likable character now.

Yes. But man, back then, was he just annoying. Blowhard. Yeah. We haven't even seen his food yet. So, Eddie is from the mayflower um he is uh the victim of drunken fables told by older generations yes um yeah but i also love uh because at this point eddie and dave are getting to know each other so we get their uh origin stories eddie's uh family comes from the mayflower and dave blows guys on film and uh also and i'm not sure if we talked about this last week but i i don't think it's a fair thing to say to somebody who has served in the military upon just

meeting them to see any action because kill a guy yeah i mean god knows yeah i did kill a guy? Yeah. I mean, God knows. Yeah, I did kill a guy. He turned out to be a kid, and I see him every night. Oh. You kill more than one? Was that it? My shop teacher, Mr. O'Malley,

he was in Vietnam. He was part of sanitation, so they'd have to go dig the holes in Vietnam to kind of start the, so the guys needed to go to the bathroom. You had to have proper sewage. Because that was the other thing that could kill you. You're out in the shit. And then literally.

You get amoebic dysentery. Exactly. And he said, and I appreciated his honesty as my 16 year old. The other thing that could kill you was the bullets. Right. And the nasty tricks of the Viet Cong. And he told me, he says, Pat, he's a great guy. I looked him up.

I think he's dead. I was going to try and be his friend on Facebook. He said, anybody that ever tells you in war that they had their machine gun up by their side, like you see in the movies and they were firing at each other they're lying yeah you would put your gun over your head and duck down as low as possible and just fire at anything yeah yeah and then he said the story when they were digging these holes for sanitation they just jumped down the holes to hide oh like to hide from uh the enemy yeah i appreciated honesty like that it sounds like the army from the enemy? Yeah. I appreciate an honesty like that. Sounds like the Army.

In the rear with the gear. I'm completely kidding. If you're in the Army, thank you for your service. I know not anything about the differentiating things between the military. So, yeah. So, Dave killed a child and sees him at night when he sleeps. Glad we covered that. Or worse, doing a scene.

I'm sorry. Can I, can I get a minute? We need the cum shot, man. Hey, let's, let's, uh, let's take five. You seen him again? All right. Put it, uh, put, put uh the dick back in dave's mouth what oh my god filming man we got union uh workers here bad no no this is need a cum shot this is this is what they do they do a role reversal dave's like i i can't come. And they're like, well, can you become

an outlet? Dare I say a sponge for it? Yeah. Anything to get me away from thinking. All right. Dead horse. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Should we get to the guests arriving? The guests

arrive. Our first stunning group of charter guests is Johnny eyelash and a couple of other people. He looks like a homeless person. He looks like an overweight gopher. Yeah. With a cocaine problem. I have this to say, and I reached out to Johnny eyelash.

He has not responded. I understand. He's probably moved on with his life. Yeah. Seeing as this probably destroyed any possibility for a career yeah um johnny how's his photography you know it in his instagram it doesn't show any of his photography it just kind of shows him living his best life couple birthday photos he's gotten a lot thinner it's probably cocaine probably still on the blow yeah but uh johnny i suspect this being being technically the pilot first episode,

and they all are from West Hollywood, which shares the same zip code as the offices that created this television show. There had to be some friends that got them on this show. I think so. Right? I think so. Yeah, 100%.

Good take. And I can't imagine the phone calls after the debut of this episode. Still, I totally would have just taken their cocaine because hindsight is 20-20. We'd not know that back then was one of the few times. Well, I mean, not one of the few, but nowadays, I mean, you can't get good stuff. It'll kill you.

No, it'll kill you. Back then, you'd grab a bag of Coke off a toilet from a stranger. Suck it down. The first time I ever did cocaine in my life. I was 26 years old. I was in the bathroom at Deuce's, 40 Deuce,

which is a club now that no longer exists that had burlesque dancers. It was the scene. I'm in the bathroom. Guy's snorting it off a fucking urinal. Yeah. I look at it and he looks at me and he goes you want a bump yeah i was like you know what i gotta live yeah i did it

was the best cocaine i ever had in my life nothing was as good as that right and i only had one line lasted for three hours i felt like i was on top of the world yeah and then i came down and i had a perfect night of sleep i was like i remember people always bad yeah yeah my first time i just my riz was incredible you're always chasing that first good time so sammy special is going to keep these people at bay before they come to realize that they are they are victims of sea rat service now the gay guys talk about how they're going to be... Picking up some models. Picking up some models.

God, I wish that happened. And Ben said, why? Well, just the idea. I've never seen that on Below Deck, where you got these guys, oh, we're going to go pick up some chicks on another port. And I can't make, I don't want to do that. Would have made me so uncomfortable.

You know, these, these gay guys are the kind of gay guys that are the anti-dick gay guy. The guy that does really sexually inappropriate things to everybody in the vicinity of them. But it's okay because he's a gay guy. But it's okay because he's gay. So like they, dinner is the perfect example of this um they're sitting down and feasting on ben's dog shit cuisine and that is when sam walks up and they immediately begin commenting on her body oh i couldn't believe this. Different time. Different time. But leave her alone. So leave her alone. They're like, how tall are you?

And she's like, six foot. And they're like, oh my God. No, no, she doesn't say six foot. She says 5'12". Okay. So our resident engineer, who might be recapping the next episode of episode three with us next week,

the resident engineer says she's five feet, 12 inches. You were saying they ask her about how nice her body is. And that is when this turns even weirder because Adrian heads up. Can I tell you where this comes out of? By the way, Adrian's going to come up and it's, again, as you point out, weirder. This is gays that are bored with themselves. They are high on coke at this point.

They have seen the best views and still that will not satiate their lust for some kind kind of stimulation we're bored hey can we see your tits yeah yeah yeah well they they were close to saying that i mean they ask adrian to go get in bikini bottoms you know they were pretty close to saying can you show us your tits um but yeah it's this bizarre thing where it's like can you guys not just have fucking dinner with each other? Why do you need to dress down quite literally the people who are serving you? But anyways, they asked Sam to take her hair down. She does.

She does. Very uncomfortable. And that is when Adrian begins to get a little bit envious. Now, I have a question here because I saw this and I saw the reaction from Sam, which she's basically like, Adrienne can't stand when the attention's not on her. Now, Adrienne, could this be, and of course I'm defending possibly horrible behavior.

She says they want to see what her attire looks like. And she says, I can show you. Yeah. And she takes great glee in it. It's almost as though she enjoyed it and reveled in the moment however could she just be towing the company line if we please them and we over please yeah no absolutely not uh this is a woman who sadly um i don't know if she got enough love in her life um and we're all seeking adoration from

people outside of ourselves because rarely our self-love is not good enough but she says it herself she volunteers to go and get change for them they don't ask her to get change right she hijacks sam's big big moment of a bunch of coked out gay guys dressing her or commenting on her body that big big moment that could have just been all sam's adrian unintentionally ran a screen for sam because she was being sexually harassed and adrian was like no i want to be i didn't even think of that component. These guys disappear a couple times throughout the night during dinner. Kat's like,

these guys just keep getting up from the dinner table and going downstairs. We can't find them. Oh, they're sucking down cocaine. Well, I love to get ahead of ourselves when Lee delivers it. There's coke on the boat. You're all out of here. Charter ends here.

And they're all like blown away. Coke. Who has cocaine? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought they were pretty resigned actually to the fact that they'd been caught. There's a lot of O faces. Well, we go to bed except for one person oh boy johnny eyelash

and johnny eyelash goes upstairs and he proceeds to hit on eddie camaraderie camaraderie but wanting to fuck the other person yes he pours he asks eddie to pour him a what would you say this is five shots of tequila in a glass it looks like a water glass with ice um and he then begins pestering ed about who Eddie wants to fuck. And it's just all sexual, inappropriate, leave people alone. Go fucking, just go do whatever you're going to do. Stop harassing people. I wish the sea rats could feel, I know everything hinges on a tip. I wish Eddie had had the, could see the future and be like,

you're not going to tip me. I'm going to bed fatso yeah yeah yeah yeah you know but he doesn't say fatso back off i'm not gonna fuck you okay don't pull your putt out again i'll call fucking chop it off it's disgusting all right so we get to the next day next one now cat had found the cocaine the night before and now she has to let people know first up is adrian second up captain lee and i love cat in this moment because she feels guilty for ratting i appreciate that she is no fucking rat and she hates that she prevented these perfectly nice gay gentlemen from a coked out vacation in St. Martin. That's exactly what she did.

Don't forget that model shoot. Oh, yeah. So Lee, gosh, who was coming on that boat? Gigi Hadid. Hey, where's the boat? So Lee turns this whole thing around immediately can i say this is where the show i didn't know this was coming i know i watched this 10 years ago but i completely forgotten about it this is when this episode this show just fucking ramps up it's lee driving the boat from the front you got jack black fat gopher

johnny eyelash yeah in a fog of cocaine yeah running around that wakes up he's like where the fuck is everybody they're like we don't know thank god none of those assholes had a compass. Hey, what the fuck is going on? Where are we going? Got an engine problem. Oh, okay. You seem pretty in it. Well, I love this too. He turns into Rizzo. He's very accusatory of everybody on the boat.

There's no way this is allowed anymore. And again, time, another time. He's got a cigarette in one hand. Yeah. And he's standing next to Lee while Lee's driving the boat. he really yes it's i was like what the fuck i was like holy shit so we're heading back and i don't know why the guests um well i thought that cj was really really sweet with um with cat he was like listen you did the right thing i pointed that out it changes a little bit later um so we hit the dock and lee heads out to tell the guests what patrick well

first off johnny eyelash says hey i feel like we're being ignored and then uh the boat ports uh and then uh the crew lee comes out everyone comes out everyone's there it's amazing and lee notes there's a contract you signed it there's a policy johnny you're all out of the boat sorry i was reading my notes i just have a note he says i'm serious it's a heart attack yep that was our first liaism that is the first liaism that's the very first liaism not a bad liaism either right you know why it wasn't bad because it makes sense because it's not his right that's why you need to vacate the boat everyone follow around these gay druggies i'm as stiff as a pillar and but that coliseum now damn it he crumples it up throws it away

now can i discuss this policy for one moment yeah first off i totally agree with it makes sense not to have drugs on the boat however because it's dangerous because one of them will fucking fall off the boat and drown and then they'll sue the company so you got to have a hard line policy no drugs with that the over serving alcohol seems like that is an issue that could also be addressed yeah they talk about falling over the railing it's like what are you talking about that's the entire fucking show um so they sit down um cat is applauded for being um a hero a fucking uh yeah a hero um and then we break after losing one thousand dollars and sam takes a little bit of a nap now cj walks in he says listen i'm gonna cover you you're gonna fuck me later right she goes huh and he goes okay you said yes i don't know if you heard you said yes you said yes

i'm gonna tell her that you took a shit she's like okay he runs out there and he's like uh she's on her period it's like that is such a dangerous screen. If Sam went out there and was like, oh my God, it's like I, um, it was like a can of spam coming out of me.

Adrian be like, what are you talking about? It's just a very, very confusing screen from CJ. He got, he got overexcited. Ben makes lamb for the crew. Because it's all the food that was paid for. It's all the food that was paid for.

And Ben says this thing. He keeps talking about how expensive the ingredients are. I don't understand what this era of below deck was because the guests are paying for it. There is no limitless budget now in the new season. There is not limitless. He's pulling out fucking racks of lamb, foie gras,

caviar. Like, well, I don't know what was going on with the provisions back then, but gone are those days. The Sea Rats sit down to make the most of dinner. Cat begins to get very, very fucked up. And Sam and Adrian fight.

Now remind me, was it because Sam made a little joke and Adrian didn't take it well and took it as an opportunity to make it basically like a workplace management meeting uh sam was joking about how she slept right that's right and then i believe adrian wants porcupine's support as another manager and he's like we're having dinner right now right not the place and time yeah yeah so she feels kind of left out on an island on her own yeah and alex wants adrian to chill and i think that is where we leave off with that's where we leave off with this episode um god it was such a good episode it's so good so good i it obviously you can't the this the bar has been raised too

high yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone needs to die next week. I feel like when somebody dies next week, we're going to top it. That's it for us. Jump in the iTunes, raise your views, comment, comment, comment. Join us on YouTube. Join us on Patreon. I'm Dylan saying goodbye.

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