Another Below Deck Podcast - There's Cocaine on Honor | Below Deck S1 E2

Episode Date: December 29, 2025

Dylan and Pat are back to break down being five foot twelve, the horrors of war, bored gays, cocaine being a hell of a drug, meals existing between the present and the past, porcupines, models and even more. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

Yeah, but I also love because at this point, Eddie and Dave are getting to know each other, so we get their orange and stories. Eddie's family comes from the Mayflower, and Dave blows guys on film. And also, and I'm not sure if we talked about this last week, but I don't think it's a fair thing to say to somebody who has served in the military upon just meeting them to see any action. You'll kill a guy? Yeah. I mean, God knows. Yeah, I did kill a guy. He turned a guy. He turned out. out to be a kid and I see him every night.

You're more than water. Is that it? Welcome a bold. the brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast from the vault this is the show when we go back in time and break down seasons of yore of bravos below deck i'm dylan saddled up next to one patrick hickey great to be here permission to come aboard granted now last week we covered the sizzle the pitch the presentation a lot of people are confused by that but it is in fact called episode one.

You know, it's this thing where it's like, oh, you got 20 minutes of trailers. What if the trailer was 20 minutes? That's what we covered last week. This week we have the first episode in its entirety of Below Deck Season 1, Episode 1. Below Deck Season 1, Episode 1. Now.

On a boat called Honor. Do you have any public service announcements before we get into this? Well, I'll say this. I've been reaching out to some cast. members of this season. And I believe we've locked a couple in. One may, in fact, help us recap an entire episode of this. Oh, why would you look at this?

So that could be fun. I don't want to name any names because Dylan has coached me up. You never say it's going to happen with these sea rats. No. Because they always back out. They drank too much at a bar. They don't show up to an interview. They flee.

They flake. Flea. Flea. Flea. Yeah, that too. So a lot of exciting stuff coming down the road. Also, if you'd like to hear us talk about other shows besides below deck, hop on over to our bad TV feed. And you can hear us cover 90-day fiancé, the current season, and also Flavor of Love, season two.

All for free on Bad TV podcast. Share it, and you can find it wherever you listen to us. What? What? No, no, that's not him. So we have season one to get in. two. And I have to tell you, Patrick, I'm going to go ahead and get into thoughts and pots right now. I think that Below Deck peaked in episode one of season one. This episode is

probably the greatest episode of Below Deck I've ever seen in my entire life. And I've seen a lot of Below Deck. I, this, I mean, you could not have the stars align more or better than this first voyage of honor with captainly helming the ship. There were so many little moments. Let's not bury the lead. The guests are a gaggle of gay photographers with a big time cocaine problem. They bring the narcotics aboard and are summarily kicked off after Sam finds it. Or no.

Who is it? What's the drunk's name? Oh my God. Why am I forgetting names? Cat. Cat. After cat finds it. Okay. All right. All right. A lot to unpack here. First off, Dylan.

A hundred pots. Straight out. A hundred pots. The sea rats are humming. And Captain Lee has a perfect Captain Lee. It's just a perfect episode of Below Deck. This is a real fun part of this. Dylan, I'm not sure if you're aware of this little story in the lore of Below Deck. But after they parked the boat upon returning, because I'm getting ahead of myself here. But if you watch the episode, if you remember it, they return after less than 24 hours with the gaggle of gay photographers. because there was cocaine on board. Most, if not all, of the cast, stepped off the boat and refused to film anymore because they were so convinced at the time that producers had inserted themselves and planted the cocaine.

The cast? The cast did not film for a couple days. Had to be coerced back on that boat in filming because they were so sure and confident that the producers had intervened. You're talking about the sea rats? The sea rats said we're not doing this. Yeah, fun story.

You can check it out. That's so shocking because I would not think that the sea rats had enough integrity of their profession to be like, no, I'm not doing it. Well, it's not about integrity. It's about self-preservation. If you think, oh, they just did that to those guys, what are they going to do to us? I know, but sea rats usually don't think two steps ahead. This is the early days of sea rats. Yeah.

Where did you hear that story from? Look it up. It's all around. In fact, I think a producer said it was the worst time he ever had having to explain to the cast members that they weren't doing that to them. Shocking. Pretty shocking. So as we get some of the cast members on this podcast for this journey that we're all on, we will ask him about that to see if that is in fact true. Find a little niblet there, though.

fun nibble it. I don't believe it, but it's a fun nibbleet. It's goes, it runs counter to everything we know about everything I believe. All right. So we began in St. Martin day before the first cruise and the sea rats have hit the boat already. Oh, you're not going to get in your thoughts and knots? No, I said 100 pots. Oh, I give it 100 pots too. This is some of the best television I've ever seen. Yeah, it's the best. There's only down from here. So we begin in St. Martin, day before the first cruise, the sea rats have hit the boat. they are just in their work. We don't do any salutations. We are dropped in the middle of the fray.

And the first conversation we hear is Sam talking to Kat about her dog having a tiny cock and therefore being a nice male creature because of how small his penis is. A micro penis. Yeah. And this runs counter to me because I have a very small penis. and I'm very angry. Oh. You know, Dylan,

apparently it's an affliction that affects four billion canines a year. Oh, wow. Yeah, I personally prefer a dog with a micropenus as opposed to staring at a canine with a really red, red, red, red, red, red, red, hot dog slipping out of its cylinder. It's disturbing your look at it.

First time you see a dog's penis, you're like, I think that's bigger than mine. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, why did, why were they made like that? maybe it's because they can I don't know if you knew this Dylan but us and I think only a couple other mammals can have sex face to face

most have to have sex doggy style right right so hence the name so the penis horses fuck doggy style yeah so and horses have you know the phrase horse's dick meaning a large penis you need a large penis to perhaps

make its way to have you seen the amount of cum those things make oh my god it's like you could fill a stine with the amount of cum they make. It's like, how, how do you not get pregnant with that much? Because they're microscopic little things, right? So why do you need that much cum to get another horse pregnant? I agree.

Fascinating, huh? Mm-hmm. So anyways, Sam is a, she has a bachelor's science and industrial engineering, and she begins laying out why she is a board on her. She was at a $32,000 a year job, kind of shackled to a desk or a cubicle. And I think she was working in HR or something because it doesn't, I mean, maybe industrial engineering is the worst kind of engineering or something.

I think she puts people on Mars or she was working on some projects that were doing. I said she knew differential equations. Yeah. So why is she working in HR for goodwill? Maybe she was trying to work her way up the ladder. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I know she aspired to design some of those rockets.

But, you know, as you pointed out, Dylan, that corporate environment, too many cupcakes showing up in the office every day, gets you fat, gets you complacent. Right. Before you know, we're all humans in the film Wally, where we're, you know, drinking those milkshakes and watching TV all day. Yeah. Anyway, she wanted to free her life, you know, a much more fulfilling life. Hey, go get some Ajax because someone just pissed on a toilet seat.

Right, right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. At least she doesn't have to eat those cupcakes anymore. Right, she's not going to get fat. She's just going to be wafting and piss in Ajax and maybe find some Coke. I bet Cat did a little. Well, I love the turn that CJ has on the episode. Yeah. The first one is, hey, you did it right, kid.

You did it, you did the right thing. those idiots could have gotten us all killed and then later on the episode he's like you know what I would have done I would have put that in a little plastic baggy I would have reminded old Johnny eyelash over there Yeah yeah yeah yeah I can ruin you Yeah you know what you could do

We would have had like a recreation of the Golden Girls from this new episode where Johnny eyelash is like Did somebody steal my cocaine? Do we have cameras filming because somebody took my cocaine? By the way, John, Johnny Eyelash, I'm not a major fan of the film Tropic Thunder, but what comes to mind when I see Johnny Eyelash later in the episode as he's kind of bouncing around and almost

Jack Black, when he has to be tied up to the tree so that he doesn't do cocaine, and then all he he wants to do is get released so he can go get some more cocaine. Go get his Skittles. That is Johnny Eyelash. Right, right, right. Yeah, Johnny Eyelash looks like a homeless person, but we'll get there. The guys get on board next. We've got CJ.

He's a SoCal kid. He wants to skimboard. He wants to surf. And if he can do it on somebody else's dine, that's the perfect situation for him. The only thing is, is the piss and the shit. Well, yes, exactly. Although I don't think he has to deal with it. Unless you're an engineer, like Colin on this week's episode of sailing.

Although he does, well, this is the OG. So, you know, we've found how a lot of people make their way onto these boats, Dylan. And generally it's an alcoholic father or an alcoholic father who ended up dying young. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that creates a sea rat. Or an alcoholic father who the sea rat killed. Now, this is a different pathway from sea rats. And we're hearing two similar storylines from both Sam and CJ.

This is they hated putting TPS reports together all day long and preferred the ocean life. So escaping the boringness of an office environment. Right, right. Yeah. Those stories are less and less, as Dylan and I. cover the seasons that preceded this. Now, these sea rats get into yachting in Ibiza. They're there running away.

Everybody's having a vacation, but they kind of stick around and they stumble into the yachting industry. Or they're just from Florida. So we move on to Dan. Dan, Dave. Dave. Dacan Dave. Dacan Dave.

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They try and avoid it. CJ talks about how he is a great roommate. He's clean. It's just a great roommate. And the very next line, essentially, he says, how can I not stare at a hot woman half naked in front of me? I'd be a creepy roommate. That wouldn't be a great roommate.

No, that would be a horrible room. And then later in the episode, he's like, hey, Roomy, can I ask you a favor? Can you shave my back? That is not a great roommate to me. That is a roommate who wants me to groom him, and he wants to fuck me. Yeah, I would do this to the talk I'd have with him. Look, CJ, I appreciate that you always put the seat down after you take a leak.

But I'm a little concerned that you might try and have sex with me when I'm sleeping or beat off to my tits while I'm sleeping. Right, right, right. That makes not a good room. No, no, no, no. That makes creepy roommate. But CJ's a good kid. Rulers and binders and manuals. I tried to get him on the show.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, he doesn't even have an Instagram account or it's like a very, very private. He's skimboarding. After being on the show, he got in a little legal trouble. Oh, what? I think some physical abuse allegations with a particular partner of his. Oh, God. So I think he's laying low.

Yeah. Well, go get them, CJ. So we get to our meeting of the stews. We've got Cap, we've got Sam, and we've got Adrian. Now, Adrian, speaking of Tropical Thunder, is a character out of some kind of workplace drama, because that's all Tropical Thunder is. It's a workplace drama. It's actually, the film was created to actually push again the absurdity of the filmmaking process. Right, exactly.

But Adrian strikes me as somebody who is in like a Mike Shore sitcom where they look to camera and they just say, I have no idea of what I'm doing. And she is, in fact, in that environment. It's just reality television. But there's so much comedy in her being a Nazi and then... You'll use the ruler. And then looking to camera and going, I have not. never done this. I am terrified. And it's like, so how have you gone from this to gerbils? It's horrifying stuff. All right. Well, that's how it's kind of made. Overconfidence

can make horrible behaviors rear their ugly head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you need, you overdo it. And that's exactly what's happening here. She's extremely insecure. A lot of people hate her, by the way. Maybe we got to get deeper into this season. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have not even reached out to her yet because I want to understand her arc a little bit better. I understand why people hate her. She talks shit about us, by the way, when we started the podcast, I believe. Someone alerted us that she was talking smack about us. Okay, cool. Um, so I can tell why people hate her because of the, um, the scene with the modeling, but we'll get there. Uh-huh. You can clearly see that this is a mentally ill person. So she, it's just so funny. It's very like best in show

kind of OTF where she's like, I have no idea what I'm doing, cut to her telling the women that they have to use rulers to set up the table. And then it cuts back to when she goes, the guests will never know that. The guests will never know that. I love how she's really concerned about the judgment of five very coked up guests. They don't care. So, um, we, I have me. Lee and Alex have a meeting, Porcupine head. Oh, right. Thanks. Thank you. They set the ground rules. There's only one goddamn captain.

There's only one captain. You hear me? There's only one boxaterials. That's mine. That's mine. Oh, Lee. And porcupine is pretty intense, too. Porcupine is very intense.

I mean, he looks like if Sonic the hedgehog was cursed by a witch and turned into a man. You know, it's very, very horrifying stuff. But we get to our first meeting with Lee and the Sea Rats. Mm-hmm. Now, Lee asks a really insane. sane question and it's kind of like why would you ask a bird if they can fly 99% of the time the answer is going to be obviously yes but maybe just maybe you'll ask a penguin every once in a while but he asked the question how many of you guys drink I mean

How long you've been working in this business? You don't need to ask this question. But he says, how many of you drink obviously all of the hands rocket towards the heavens? And he says, good, there will be no drinking aboard this boat. And their face is hanging in a sadness. Like you're telling a child that Santa Claus isn't real. It was a really heartbreaking scene. My God.

So, Ben, this is where we saw this last week, he talks about his cooking as this art form that exists in the brief window wherein the present becomes the past and the future becomes the present. This is, I use the analogy, this is sex with a Vegas prostitute. It only happens once. Hopefully it didn't catch gonorrhea. And it was a one-time experience and it was just there in the moment and it will never be seen again. He was just experienced by two people.

That's his art form. I wonder if you try to give a prostitute an orgasm. Do you attempt to do that or do you just... I would say they probably can't have orgasms. Because it's hard to have an orgasm and simultaneously think how they'd like to stab the person that's on top of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too conflicting emotions.

But if you're good... She came. No, she didn't. Imagine having a buddy that brags about giving prostitutes orgasms. Yeah. Now, fuck you, man. Oh, really? And the worst would be they roll back into Vegas is another convention.

They call Haley again. Hey, Haley. What do you think? Are you paying me? Yeah, of course. Um, okay. Yeah, I knew you'd be back. Great.

You imagine prostitutes, I believe they have like a, we have a timer for this podcast. I believe they have a timer that's like 30 minutes and some guys on top of them. By the way, all right, honey, you got 48 seconds left. Wrap it up. Yeah, you smell like tuna. You smell like tuna fish and hide again. So, Eddie, we talked about it last week. Well, first off, Ben, shut up.

you're not Jackson Pollock, but Ben has grown into his own. He's a much more likable character now. Yes. But man, back then, was he just annoying? Below hard. Yeah. We haven't even seen his food yet. Um, so Eddie is from the Mayflower. Um, he is, uh, the victim of drunken fables told by older generations. Yes. Um, yeah, but I also love, uh, because at this point, Eddie and Dave are getting to know each other. So we get their orange and stories. Eddie's family comes from the Mayflower, and Dave blows guys on film. And also, and I'm not sure if we talked about this last week,

but I don't think it's a fair thing to say to somebody who has served in the military upon just meeting them to see any action. They'll kill a guy? Yeah. I mean, God knows. Yeah, I did kill a guy. He turned out to be a kid. and I see him every night.

Oh. Do you know more than water? Was that it? My shop teacher, Mr. O'Malley, he was in Vietnam. He was part of sanitation. So they'd have to go dig the holes in Vietnam to kind of start the, so the guys need to go to the bathroom. You had to have proper sewage. Because that was the other thing that could kill you.

You're out in the shit. And then literally you get a meevic disant. Exactly. And he said, and I appreciated his honesty as my 60- The other thing that could tell you was the bullets. Right. And the nasty tricks of the Viet Cong. And he told me, he says, Pat, it's a great guy. I looked him up. I think he's dead.

I was going to try and be his friend on Facebook. He said, anybody that ever tells you in war that they had their machine gun up by their side like you see in the movies and they were firing at each other, they're lying. You would put your gun over your head and duck down as low as possible and just fire at anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he said the story when they were digging these holes for sanitation. They just jumped down the holes to hide. Oh, like to hide from the enemy?

Yeah. I appreciate it honesty like that. Sounds like the Army. In the gear, in the rear with the gear. I'm completely kidding. If you're in the Army, thank you for your service. I know not anything about the differentiating things between. the military

what it was so um yeah so Dave killed a child and sees him at night when he sleeps glad we cover that or worse doing a scene I'm sorry can I can I get a minute we need the cum shot

hey let's let's uh let's take five you seen him again all right put it uh put uh put uh the dick back in dave's mouth what what oh my god filming man we got union uh workers here bed no no no this is need a come shot this is this is this is what they do they do a role reversal it's like i i can't i can't come and they're like well can you become an outlet dare i say a sponge for it yeah anything to get me away from thinking. All right.

Dead horse, sorry. Sorry. Should we get to the guests arriving? The guests arrive. Our first stunning group of charter guests is Johnny Eilash and a couple of other people. He looks like a homeless person. He looks like an overweight gopher.

Yeah. With a cocaine problem. I have this to say, and I reached out to Johnny Eilash. He has not responded. I understand he's probably moved on with his life. Yeah. seeing as this probably destroyed any possibility for a career.

Johnny. How's his photography? You know, in his Instagram, it doesn't show any of his photography. It just kind of shows him living his best life. A couple birthday photos. He's got a lot thinner. It's probably cocaine. He's still on the blow.

Yeah. But Johnny, I suspect, this being the technically the pilot first episode, and they all are from West Hollywood, which shares the same zip code as the offices, that created this television show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There had to be some friends that got them on this show. I think so.

Right? I think so. Yeah, 100% good take. And I can't imagine the phone calls after the debut of this episode. Still, I totally would have just taken their cocaine because, you know, hindsight is 2020. We'd not know that back then was one of the few times. Well, I mean, not one of the few, but nowadays, I mean, you can't get good stuff. It'll kill you.

No, it'll kill you. back then you'd grab a bag of coke off a toilet from a stranger suck it down the first time i ever did cocaine in my life i was 26 years old that was in the bathroom at the deuses 40 deuce which is a club now uh that no longer exists that had burles dancers it was the scene i'm in the bathroom a guy snorting it off a fucking urinal yeah i look at it and he looks at me and he goes you want a bump yeah i was like you know what i got to live yeah i did it was the best cocaine I ever had my life. Nothing was as good as that.

And I only had one line. It lasted for three hours. I felt like I was on top of the world. Yeah. And then I came down and I had a perfect night of sleep. I was like, what are people always bad-mouthing this thing? Yeah, my first time, just my Riz was incredible.

You're always chasing that first good time. So Sammy Special is going to keep these people at bay before they come to realize that they are, um, they are victims of sea rat service now the gay guys talk about how they're going to be picking up some models picking up some models god i wish that happened and ben said why well it's just the idea i've never seen that on below deck where you got these guys oh we're going to go pick up some chicks on another port and i can't i i don't want to do that would have made me so uncomfortable you know these these gay guys are

the kind of gay guys that are the anti-Dick gay guy, the guy that does really sexually inappropriate things to everybody in the vicinity of them. But it's okay because he's a gay guy. So they, dinner is the perfect example of this. They're sitting down and feasting on Ben's dog shit cuisine. And that is when Sam walks up, and they immediately begin commenting on her body. Oh, I couldn't believe this. Different time. Different time. But leave her alone. So leave her alone. They're like, how tall are you? And she's like, six foot. And they're like, oh, my God. No, no. She doesn't say six foot. She says five, 12. Okay. So our resident engineer, who might be Recapping the next episode of episode three with us next week.

The resident engineer says she's five feet, 12 inches. You were saying? They ask her about how nice her body is. And that is when this turns even weirder because Adrian heads up. Can I tell you where this comes out of, by the way, Adrian's going to come up and it's, again, as you point out, weirder. this is gays that are bored with them. They are high on coke at this point

they have seeing the best views and still that will not satiate their lust for some kind of stimulation. We're bored. Hey, can we see your tits? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they were close to saying that. I mean, they ask Adrian to go getting bikini bottoms. You know, they were pretty close to saying, can you show us your tits?

but yeah it's this bizarre thing where it's like can you guys not just have fucking dinner with each other like why do you need to dress down quite literally the people who are serving you but anyways they asked sam to take her hair down she does she does very uncomfortable and that is when adrian begins to get a little bit envious now i have a question here because i saw this and i saw the reaction from sam which she's basically like adrian Adrian can't stand when the attention's not on her. Now, Adrian, could this be, and of course I'm defending possibly horrible behavior? She says they want to see what her attire looks like, and she says, I can show you.

Yeah. And she takes great glee in it. It's almost as though she enjoyed it and reveled in the moment. However, could she just be towing the company line of we please them and we overplease? Yeah, no, absolutely not. But this is a woman who, sadly, I don't know if she got enough love in her life. And we're all seeking adoration from people outside of ourselves because rarely our self-love is not good enough. But she says it herself, she volunteers to go and get change for them.

They don't ask her to get change. Right. She hijacks Sam's big, big moment of a... a bunch of coked out gay guys dressing her or commenting on her body, that big, big moment that could have just been all Sam's. Adrian unintentionally ran a screen for Sam because she was being sexually harassed and Adrian was like, no, I want to be. I didn't even think of that component. These guys disappear a couple times throughout the night during dinner. Cats like, these guys just keep getting up from the dinner table and going downstairs we can't find

well they're sucking down cocaine well i love to get ahead of ourselves when lee delivers it there's coke on the boat you're all out of here charter ants here and they're all like blown away coke who has cocaine yeah yeah yeah i thought they were pretty resigned actually to the fact that they'd been caught uh there's a lot of o faces Well, we go to bed, except for one person. Oh, boy. Johnny eyelash. Johnny eyelash goes upstairs, and he proceeds to hit on Eddie.

Comority. Comority. But wanting to fuck the other person. Yes. He pours, he asks Eddie to pour him a, what would you say this is? Five shots of tequila. in a glass. It looks like a water glass

with ice. And he then begins pestering Eddie about who Eddie wants to fuck. And it's just all sexual, inappropriate, leave people alone.

Go fucking, just go do whatever you're going to do. Stop harassing people. I wish the C rats could feel, I know everything hinges on a tip. I wish, Eddie had had the, I could see the future and be like, you're not going to tip me.

I'm going to bed, Fatso. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, but he doesn't. Hey, Fatso, back off. I'm not going to fuck you, okay? Don't pull your putt out again. I'll fucking chop it off.

It's disgusting. All right, so we get to the next day. Next one! Now, Cat had found the cocaine the night before. And now she has to let people know. First up is Adrian. Second up, Captain Lee. And I love Cat in this moment because she feels guilty for ratting.

I appreciate that. She is no fucking rat. And she hates that she prevented these perfectly nice gay gentlemen from a coked out vacation in St. Martin. That's exactly what she did. Don't forget that model shoot. Oh, yeah. So lead to, oh, gosh. Who was coming on that boat?

Gigi Hadid. Hey, where's the boat? So, Lee turns this whole thing around immediately. Can I say this is where the show, I didn't know this was coming. I know I watched this 10 years ago, but I completely forgotten about it. This is when this episode, this show just fucking ramps up. It's Lee driving the boat from the front. You got Jack Black, fat gopher, Johnny Eilash.

In a fog of cocaine. Yeah. Running around that boat. He wakes up. He's like, where the fuck is everybody? They're like, we don't know. Thank God none of those assholes had a compass. Hey, what the fuck is going on?

Where are we going? Got an engine problem. I'm okay. You seem pretty in it. Well, I love this too. He turns into Rizzo. He's very accusatory of everybody on the boat. There's no way this is allowed anymore.

And again, a time, another time. He's got a cigarette in one hand. Yeah. And he's standing next to Lee while Lee's driving the boat. Is he really? Yes. I was like, what the fuck? I was like, holy shit.

So, we're heading back and I don't know why. The guests, well, I thought that CJ was really, really sweet with, um, with Kat. He was like, listen, you did the right thing. I pointed that out. It changes a little bit later. Um, so. We hit the dock and Lee heads out to tell the guests what, Patrick? Well, first off, Johnny Eyelash says, hey, I feel like we're being ignored.

And then the boat ports and then the crew, Lee comes out. Everyone comes out. Everyone's there. It's amazing. And Lee notes, there's a contract. You signed it. There's a policy, Johnny. you're out of the boat sorry i was reading my nose i just have a note he says i'm serious as a heart

attack yep that was our first leaism i that is the first leasom that's the very first leism not a bad leasim either right you know why it wasn't bad because it makes sense because it's not his right that's why you need to vacate the boat everyone fall around these gay druggies I'm as stiff as a pillar and the policy. And now, damn it, it crumbles it up, throws it away. Now, can I discuss this policy for one moment? First off, I totally agree with it. It makes sense not to have drugs on the boat.

However, because it's dangerous because one of them will fucking fall off the boat and drown. And then they'll sue the company. So you've got to have a hardline policy, no drugs. With that, the over-serving alcohol seems like that is, is an issue that could also be addressed. Sure. Yeah, they talk about falling over the railing. It's like, what are you talking about? That's the entire fucking show.

So they sit down. Cat is applauded for being a hero. A fucking, yeah, a hero. And then we break after losing $1,000. And Sam takes a little bit of a nap. Now, CJ walks in, he says, listen, I'm going to cover you. You're going to fuck me later, right? She goes, huh?

And he goes, okay. You said yes. I don't know if you heard. You said yes. You said yes. I'm going to tell her that you took a shit. She's like, okay. And he runs out there and he's like, ah, she's on her, period.

It's like, that is such a dangerous screen. If Sam went out there and was like, oh my God, it's like I, it was like a can of spam. coming out of me. Adrian would be like, what are you talking about? It's just a very, very confusing screen from CJ. He got over-excited. Ben

makes lamb for the crew. Because it's all the food that was paid for. It's all the food that was paid for. And Ben says this thing. He keeps talking about how expensive the ingredients are. I don't understand what this era of below deck was.

because the guests are paying for it. There is no limitless budget in the new season. There is not limitless. He's pulling out fucking racks of lamb, foie gras, caviar. I don't know what was going on with the provisions back then, but gone are those days. The sea rats sit down to make the most of dinner. Cat begins to get very, very fucked up.

and Sam and Adrian fight. Now remind me, was it because Sam made a little joke and Adrian didn't take it well and took it as an opportunity to make it basically like a workplace management meeting? Sam was joking about how she slept. Right, that's right. And then I believe Adrian wants Porcupine's support

as another manager, and he's like, we're having dinner right now. Right. Not the place and time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she feels kind of left out on an island on her own. Yeah. And Alex wants Adrian to chill, and I think that is where we leave off with this episode.

That's where we leave off with this episode. God, it was such a good episode. It was so good. So good. Obviously, you can't, the bar has been raised too high. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone needs to die next week. I feel like when somebody dies next week, we're going to top it.

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