Kill James Bond! - There's Glass in the Duck | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S3 E2

Episode Date: March 2, 2022

Dylan, Nick and Pat are back to talk dangerous heels, being a bad hitman, can do attitudes, balls of snakes and the water required, age, Eyes Wide Shut, dump trucks and even more Bravo's Below Deck. Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Sailing seasons 1 & 2 AND Love is Blind Season 2.  https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetworkVideo of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqwMerch: AnotherMerchStore.comGo to MagicMind.co and use promo code GLENN for 25% OFFThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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flashing and splashing about, trying to bite and fucking fight, you know. We need this kind of liquid bed. Welcome aboard another brand spanking episode up! Another below deck sailing Yacht Podcast! My name is Dylan, I'm sound of next to one real necklace Davis. Oh Matisse that producer the podcast is over there. I'm a glass. Hi everybody. How are you? Oh? Permission to come aboard permission granted. Mm-hmm. Were you asking how

We were doing yeah, I think it was time. We should probably just get into the show I don't know so you weren't asking how we were doing Well, I'm doing really good actually. Thanks for asking. I want to get a PSA out of the way I'm really really happy that the show is growing We can't thank you enough for the support if someone's a fan of below deck or bravo tell them to watch the show tell them to listen I spread the words read the gospel, but a sign that we're growing or side effect, a negative side effect, I think you're getting a side effect or sign an externality, that is not a signality, yeah.

Is that people are listening to us who aren't just our fans. We have people who are you know, saying things to us that are, you know, kind of like artistically blunt, you know, things like your worst episode of the season, no jokes landed, try it again, you know, things like that. And I just want to say those comments make me so, and I think us so happy. So keep spreading the word keep welcoming in the crazies. We're so happy that the show is growing. We're so happy to be recording another beloved deck

podcast. Do you have any public service announcements? Yeah, yeah, hey, Nick, what we're going to be doing Patreon for down under when's that thing drop drop March 18th peacock TV. Okay. And that's going be, I guess, down under means, is it be off the shore of Australia or something? Australia, so we're gonna have the Great Barrier Reef. We got... Kermit?

Chiefs, too. Yes. We have Leon. We haven't talked about this. We got beef cheeks back, and the... Are you fucking kidding me, man? Oh, yeah, this is a bastard. No.

No. Is that... No. You know that, for a fact? Yeah, I saw the trailer, it's not Leon, this is bastard. No. No. Is that, no. You know that for a fact? Yeah, I saw the trailer, it's not Leon, but it is a piece of shit. Okay. Like a gigantic piece of shit.

Like Leon. Yeah, like Leon, but I think, I don't wanna say that I fear because I don't fear it, I'm actually very excited for it. I'm very excited that he might be even worse than Leon, beef cheeks Leon, and the best thing I saw from the trailer of Below Dexon.

Is the captain getting in his face? Well, we have a hot captain. Hot captain. That is the first, like that is such a no-brainer to have a hot captain. I mean, this guy is what men are, what, he's just a big, big hul you know archetypal you know big man he's Russell crow and master in command yes he is just a man are we got we know you got a crush on captain

but the best thing about it is that the moment when he walks into that galley and he tells that piece of shit little slimy swarmy murm what of a chef do you want to raise the decibels? I can raise the decibels too. They're going after it. We cannot wait for that season to be behind a paywall. Yeah, this is free so that you'll pay for that. So if you're not already back there, you got Love is Blind season two back there.

You got APS. You got PMZ, my show, the where I get to do whatever I want. And then you'll have Down Under, the Vodak. And then I mean, no excuse not to sign up at patreon.com slash under the podcast network. And we're actually going to have to keep up week to week with Down Under and you're going to have to wait and you're going to have already listened to this sale, a sale in season three. But then you can go on our archives and listen to seasons one and two of Bidlowdex sailing, which was some pretty good content by us. It was a baby made last year.

Taken contents, spilling out of the drawers at patreon.com slash another podcast network. Let's get into thoughts and knots, Pat. Give us your thoughts and also give us your knots. Okay, this episode was fun. Someone should tell Glandi's not supposed to kill the people on a vacation though on his boat. Yep. We have guests with an insatiable appetite for stuffing their pie holes. Okay.

No judgment. Well, yep. Yes, judgment. And I have to say, not just because Gabby's a friend of the show. She was made for reality TV. Well, she's not a friend of the show. She's a friend of yours. Oh, I've forgiven her. Well, you mad not a friend of the show. She's a friend of yours. Oh, I've forgiven her.

What were you mad at her for? What? Oh, dickiness around all week and then not showing up. It's just really thrilled to be texting with a pretty girl who's on reality television. Don't say a friend of the show. Don't speak monolithically, okay? I think you've forgiven her.

She's a friend of the show. We busted her balls when she was so gracefully came on. After she knew she was walking into the lion's den, we are the nautical naughty boys of reality TV recapping. Pondigators, this podcast is. And she took our best shot. And she's welcome back anytime. I actually just reached out to her

to get her statement on record about her beach setup. We'll see if we get Something back hopefully she's awake Pat. What do you give it thoughts knots? Oh great episode 70 knots Nick I watch you're not ready for this. I've watched so much reality TV. I'm back to where Pat was when he did love his blind Um, I think it was an okay episode. I'm gonna fucking throw a dart and say 72 knots. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. 72 knots.

You hit it straight on the head. This was a good episode, it was an okay episode. We did go out, but once again, we did not get the ball of snake stuff that we so crave, that American craves. You know, sea rats turning into not sea rats, but rather a ball of snakes. It'll come later in the season.

Ashley's trying to make that happen. Ashley needs to chill out. We'll get to Ashley in a bit. I'm not saying I'm not trying to, you know, kink shame anybody, but she needs to calm down in general, you know, with, we'll get to it. She's very annoying. 72 knots. I give it 71 pot.

So last we left off, we had poor Gabby battling with the most confusing come on of all time. I'm into guys. I have a tiny dick who you fucking tonight. As expected, Gabby is a pro with drunk eyes hitting on her and telling her that they're into guys and she puts him to bed. Now, Wendermere is trying to prove to Glenn that he is not a useless drunk and works through the night into the morning, washing every piece of tea he can see. That is moonlit. So, the chef wakes the next morning and knows what he must do today. He must, as Pat would say, not me, but as Pat would say, back the dump truck up.

Well, actually, I think he said it. It was kind of off-handed, but he was thinking about bringing that slide out and just putting their mall set the bottom and just dumping buckets of food down one by one until they were filled up. No, no, Judgement! No, Judgement! Breakfast looks really good. That was his idea. Yeah, he gets it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Then it'll just fall right in their mouth. But I need to heal, I need you to heal it more. All right, so breakfast looks delicious. The Brussels sprouts aren't sliding. Breakfast looks absolutely delicious.

We've got smoked salmon, we've got fruit, we've got French toast, and a velvety, velvety Holland days. That looked, and I know this is your late, but I was aroused. He doesn't cheat at either, he does a double boiler, and he perfected that emulsification. I mean, this guy knows what he is doing. I mean, he cooked for a murderous dictator. We'll get to it.

You can go Chavez, right? I don't know if it was Chavez or who it was, but, and I don't think he just cooked for the man. The way he was like just kind of reflecting back on some of his time back there, I think he, I remember. He was a hit man. He was a hit man. Yeah, it was a hit man. He was it man.

So we get some C, C, Rott recap here. Kelsey gets locked into the last, also not locked into the last. A high end chef is actually the perfect hit man. Yeah, oh my god. Did you ever see under siege? With Steven Seagal? That's all plot of the movie.

I actually have a, just a cook. I actually have a year's of cook. I actually have a- Just a cook. Just a cook. Tonight you'll be having, you know, that kind of thing. So Gary is impressed with Tom's work. He's no giant dumbass who refuses his very own children,

you know, we had a constant problem with Jolly Green fucking idiot last year. He would just stay up all night and smoke sigs and drink, you know, not doing any work. Fucking idiot. And then, after hearing that Gabby was sexually harassed the night previously, Daisy says, say you wanted nights.

Maritime laws. Maritime laws sometimes. No HR in sight on this boat. See, told you, you wanted nights. Gladn when he was in Andy's clubhouse last week helping Andy dish 411 on w h l said at that moment she should have came to him and said something. And I love Glenn and I think he's a good captain, but I think on a non- televised charter season if Gabby knocks on his door and waits him up because

some guy with a little dick and not even attracted to women is hating on her he'd be like go fucking handle it I'm trying to sleep yeah time is throwing up on my bed and depending on what kind of rem and what he was dreaming about she could be in serious serious peril get blacklisted from the entire industry for yeah, or or Killed so Gary heads over to a quaint private beach to scout for the $60,000 a day beach picnic. There are people everywhere Go somewhere else to set up the summer display at big lots I don't know why you have to pick this beach again. There are people everywhere. I like it All these private beach parties are boring. I've been staring at you on a boat for three days i want to see some other people in the king right that's what one thing i'm going to

bring up later when they went to a restaurant when all the sea rats are going to mix it up sure it's a restaurant with people in it i miss that i've been saying that for for seasons now so nice to see them out and about with people i'm getting out of my well asianston and uh, who's the other guy that was his buddy there? uh, Ross, Ross, one in their episodes they used to go out to dinner and then they try and fuck people on the mainland. Yeah, Aston did throw a poor young lady in the back of a sprinter.

Yep. That's the kind of stuff we, it was like contagious. Oh yeah, he's dying. It got, but it got in his throat and it got in mind. Oh, he's dying. Hey, are we gonna get and then it got in mine. Oh he's dying. Hey, are we gonna get to the primary apologizing Gabby or something? We're gonna get to all of them.

Okay, I think we're skipping around. So, um, you're skipping around. No, definitely not. So, we get Gabby having a chat with the gay guy with a tiny penis. Oh, I wanted to say you insulted big lats. I've never, even big lats doesn't sell rocks. Oh, what, what was the summer display of? At big lats. No sell rocks. Oh what what was the the summer display of at big lats?

No, but what what department store did you say? Oh, I said Walmart Walmart again Same thing I wasn't correcting you that I said I forgot that I said that would I it's an also an insult to Walmart Walmart Doesn't sell rocks either. Yeah, but they do in December put out all the cheap summerwear So you can buy it a discount. That, but they do in December put out all the cheap summer wear. Mm-hmm. So you can buy it at a discount. Oh, that's what they set up for these people. It's $60 a day. We've gotten a number of back yard dining sets for $77 in November.

Yeah, perfect time to sell it when it's cold. You need to have four sites to get this. What's the primary name, by the way? Wouldn't even attempt to say it. Yeah. McCordia. McCordia. McCord way. I wouldn't even attempt to say it. Yeah. McCordia. McCordia.

McCordia. Okay, got it. So bygones be bygones. She worked in a strip club in Miami and lived by circus liquor in North Hollywood for many years. So she's seen some shit. Well, but that's when he says, you're sexy fully new. No, he doesn't.

No, he didn't. No, but she was putting the bait out there. She's like, oh, don't sweat. And I used to work at a strip club. She was putting the bait out. Well, he didn't. No, but she was putting the bait out there. She's like, oh, don't sweat. And I used to work at a strip club. She was putting the bait out. Well, he could have, you mean she was saying, please never do that again? He could have, she was trying to be nice,

but I think that's where a true pig could have taken some bait and then been like, really? Okay. He's sober, so he's back into dick, but. He's sober and gay. But she was not putting the bait out there, Patrick. She was doing the unfortunate thing that the sea rats have to do when it costed is make the other person not feel bad. It was me. I made you do that, Markoordio. And that's why I didn't try, right? And despite

you talking about the size of your penis, I've seen way worse. Right. You're not that big of a slime ball. It's my fault. I'm working on this. All right, so let's move on. We get a little prelude to what will probably be a season long war. Gabby tells Ashley how to do a hospital corner

and Ashley says, bitch. You're gonna be cool. Inner mind. Um, hello, well. Anything on this feud? Well, it's starting to set in here that Gabby is a little bit of an anal retentive. Yeah, I wouldn't phrase it that way or frame it that way. I would say that Ashley is kind of a stuck up bitch and Gabby out ranks her and she made a mistake and Gabby's trying to tell her how to correct it.

I did. I'd be surprised because Gabby fell asleep on us that one time, but I do think Ashley is once again very fucking annoying. They're all sea rats. Yeah. I don't think there's any rank order that would make this relationship work out because there's such like kind of opposite personalities. Totally. I'm attracted to both of them quite a bit. Well, Gabby's like kind of like an esoteric kind of ethereal like hipster and Ashley is just like a chugie dumb dumb. So, so whatever situation they're placed in, I don't I think they're gonna butt heads, but like Dylan just explained, if you look at this in a vacuum

Gabby's technically the superior she explained to the other person like how how we should do things and then she was like Fuck that ain't listening anybody else season classic Gen Z Baby, yeah, I don't want to sound like a boomer Yeah, why don't you go scroll up and down on t while you're taking you know these Let me tell you these gen zers man Yeah, you should start scrolling on TikTok for cleaning tips because it sounds like you don't know how to do the Hospital fold and we need to get like Kade on here something to settle this which way the hospital People have Kade on do panel next week. We'll have it next week. Well probably not Cuz Kate

You know Kate is very fluky They all are she's got a lot going on. No she does but she is a C-Rex She she was actually she might be doing a podcast with Courtney and she oh is that right? Yeah, she has she asked if I wanted to produce it And I think I'll price myself which is is fine because I don't really have the time But she's a town so we should figure this out. Well good luck with that Kate. We should figure this out I don't care if she's a queen of the sea she wants to start a rival podcast with Courtney skip on she will be public enemy number one I couldn't have to ask if we can leave that in but they should do what about our shows

Let me hook her up with Tom and then all of a sudden companion. Oh, let's Bravo again trying to take us down I see how they work. Yeah, no Bravo again, trying to take us down. I see how they work. Yeah, why don't we just call Bravo Putin. You can't trust a goddamn thing they say. I'm listening. I'm watching you. All right, so the beach setup is doled out.

Gabby takes it all upon herself to prove to her boss that she is a capable stew brave, but you can have 15 people on these picnics. They'd still look like a Fred event. So it's kind of an uphill battle. Oh, it looks like shit. By the way, did you catch the tactic that Gabby and Ploys, I believe she's used probably many times in her life?

She says when something looks really fucked up, she'll just apply people with liquor. Yeah, it's part of the code of arms of SeaRap. Yeah. Yeah, it is a solid thing. Damn, I forgot a joke. Okay, so not only is this beach crawling with normies, the wind is doing whatever the fuck it wants.

Gabby says that it's not the people, but rather the elements that is the hardest part of being a Sea Rat. And I would disagree. I can think of a few other things, this unflinching anxiety that chases you down, regardless of whatever country you're in, ever ocean you're sailing. I think there's also a psychosis that can come about when you can't see a shore for too long.

Yeah, yeah, there's lots of stuff. It's definitely not the wind. But anyways, we, Pat said she was perfect for reality TV. I mean, that was fucking slapstick at its best. She's set up and you got smacked in the face with that table reality TV. I mean that was fucking slapstick at its bash She's set up and you got smacked in the face of that tablecloth. I love that So we head back to the boat and learn some pretty bubbly stuff about Marcos past I used to cook for the president slash dictator of Venezuela and I had to leave for fear of being killed and Has not seen his family in 20 years and I would say to Marcos well when you're hired to do a hit

Do not leave them still breathing and you will not have to flee Venezuela. Not a good idea to be on a reality TV show too. If they're out there looking for it. Look, I love this. I'm kidding. This is a horrifying story. I, you know, on the scale of sob stories, though, from past C-Rat lookbacks. This is what number one, what do you say?

Oh, it's, I mean, hey, was his sister gunned down by the cartel and a truck, you know, got a pretty number one. What do you say? Oh, it's I mean hey was his sister gun down by the cartel Oh, that's a pretty bad one. I did a drunken father used to come into the bedroom yada yada Wow, I think we've got a podium here. And then of course, let's not forget Jewell's parents beaten with a bone I cook for a dictator with a bone. Bone. Where? I cook for a dictator.

Where? I'm on the run like James Bond or something. Like James? I don't know. Being a refugee from a horrific dictatorial police state is not quite as sexy as shaking but not stirred or something. They can still be shaking because I think of it more like a scar face type scenario. Okay.

I'm a political refugee. Pat has gone through some shit in life. Perhaps that's why he's not that sympathetic. What? Oh my god. That was a good clip. All jokes aside, he's my favorite character, our favorite person on the show. Really?

I love him. I don't know how he's going to fuck up or he's going to turn on him. I love him. I think he's going to. I love up where he's gonna I'm gonna turn on him. I Love I think he's going to I love people who have the attitude like oh the rest of my life has been shit So anything bad happens to me now can't be that bad and that's how you broke a sleep at 2.30 in the morning and wakes up at 5.30 in the morning and he is hugging people and smiling and getting ready to, as you would say, back a don't drop up for brunch. Do you mean the guy's got to be like, I can't do attitude. The guy gets, just gets done cleaning up

the entire galley and they say, they want more food. Right. I will not say no. Right. He takes us as like a challenge. Oh my god, he's incredible. So let's get back to the beach. Yeah.

And frolic and crystal clear water. The guests are having a blast and Ashley is continuing to annoy the fuck out of me and I think America, I mean, I don't know about you guys, but she keeps condescending to Tom about his age. Like she's some old eras who's interviewing him for some kind of like eyes wide shut thing. Like, you know, are you going to be able to come in take off, remove your mask? Right. It's so weird.

Like, sure, he did get black, had drunk and throw up everywhere, and that is a little, you know, rookie. But again, you are not some old Ares interviewing people for some eyes wide shut thing. But at some point, he should leave the three years old. He should leave her the fuck alone. Like this is not going to happen, Tom.

Let it go. Later on, I think that you could tell him to do that, but not here. I think that he's just kind of openly getting shit on, and maybe they're flirting a little bit. Do you catch what a shit star Gabby was though? She's like, so. Yeah.

She was like, ask him, what do you, you don't like older guys? Or do you like younger guys? Yeah, it's a little catfish over there. Take it to Page Ed old Cee Dog's book, Colin. That's beautiful just mixing it up. That's like you said She is made for reality television. I hope she doesn't

Get fired. Yeah, so she tells him that she that he looks good in pink if the Gary does too It's that kind of thing. It's like a needless shot and I'll cut it Actually said that. Yeah, actually said that. Excuse me. That's bad hosting You know, it's just in big US antecedents. I'll cut her a little bit actually said that. Yeah, I actually said that. Excuse me, that's bad hosting. You know, it's just in big US antecedents. I'll cut her a little bit of slack though. You know why? She's very young.

And she seems smart. Yeah. Well, no. So everyone gets back. That's my joke for your saying. Oh, God, I got it. So everyone gets back to the boat. The guests are obviously starving after salmon, potato salad, corn salad, bread.

And why have I taken up the mantle for you? I don't know. And obviously starving after 52 minutes. Because there's letting go on a vacation, and then there's overpool. Yeah, this is Joey Chess, not kind of shit. This is a Goldie Han Kurt Russell on a boat type shit. He said then there's overboard.

You know, oh nice. You would say this. Me, right. Beep. Beep. That was, that made me laugh so much last week, even though it was so disgusting. So Marcos is a bad. Is that the dumb truck? Yes, fat. You did it last week.

Not me. Marcos. That's why the guy said we didn't land a single joke. Fuck you. You know, I have to say on this public forum. Last week, it was honestly like the Billy Madison clip. The guy was like, you did not land a single joke. Not a single thing you've said has helped anyone. I award you no points. And everyone in this room is now dumb or so funny.

I got so furious I listened to it back and I was in stitches. We got our fastball gentleman. Yeah. Let's not let that troll mess us up. No, it emboldens me. I'm having so much fun with you guys. So Marcos is a badass. He does not complain because he's been through things,

you know, on like Chef Spass who just had these panicky little bird like twitches. To be fair, his knee hurt. That's a good point. So, Wal-Marco's Cook's The Snacks Tom learns how to sail for the first time ever. Gary is getting pretty impatient about Tom not understanding the difference between his sail and his sheet, which I actually just learned today as well. Yeah. I've been doing this now for three years. Yeah, and also Gary chill out because sheet and sail, I mean, they sound like they're almost the exact same thing. We do eventually set sale and therefore punish the guests for booking this vacation. Punish!

Nearly kill! So Marcos says, hey, we're tilting pretty hard to which days he says, Marcos, it's nothing. And then, glass begins to explode and it flies not only into the flesh of the guests, but the flesh of the teriyaki duck. Glenn does not care at all because he loves to sail,

but we know what he loves more. Blood. He does, but after nearly killing paying customers, when Glenn gets confronted about sailing at that, what do they call it, the heat or whatever. The heel CircleK's new free inner circle membership program is all about making it easy to reward you with the things you'll love.

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Glenn does not have a passion for being a captain on a charter yacht. No. Glenn has a passion for sailing. That's a good one. And he ends for blood. And he's like, how do I combine these two things and get paid for it? He's like, I become a captain on a charter yacht.

They're what do you call someone gets hurt in a war? Casualties. No, yeah, casualty of war? That's usually a death. What do you, like the buddy PIP kind of thing? Was that the Drew blood so kind of thing? Is that what we're talking about? What are we talking about?

I woke up too early. So obviously, you woke up at 2.30. We've got a pro last night. We've got a pro. This morning, we've got a pro. 2.30 a.m. We've got a problem last night. We've got a pro. We've got a 30 amp. We've got a problem here with Gary and Daisy now As Daisy is flying around the boat and pissed off at everybody for healing too hard while people are trying to fucking eat food

Gary In his OTF says that she's got a nice ass and expects everyone to kiss it. And this concerns me. Because they're obviously dating when he's doing his OTFs. And I'm worried that this will color his commentary. We need not someone with romantic chips in the pot. We need someone not a touch. Someone here to give us his real

likely misogynistic thoughts on dating. Right, you know. I wanna hear the authentic Gary. Right. That South African gentleman kind of shit. I'm donning the TFC. Yeah. What if the, I like what he was doing

those smooching sounds in the OTF, they were definitely, they definitely at least consummated their relationship at that time, but maybe they had before. Because we're all thinking, oh Gary's being a little bit more curious, not fucking the hottest girl on the boat night one.

Right. That doesn't make any sense. I dare say this is not a 10-foot cap moment, but this is a full blown hot takes. Sssssss They had something going in before. How would he 100% the second she walked on board of parsnips, he was hogging her, kissing her. They have been simpoddy of this entire time. And it's because he entered her

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I think it would be accurate, actually actually to describe it as a drug dictionary.com Defines drug as a medicine or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced to the body You do just ingest magic mind and it has a large physiological effect Pat can't keep an anhygienic Yeah, physiological effects it does have on you. It's essentially the limitless pill. That's a good way to describe it. Yeah, and if you want to be limitless, like Bradley Cooper was, I'm sure you kicked the pad about his nanies.

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It's a damn good product. What's the promo code? promo code Glend To Ends 25% off. And we like, we do hilarious reels for these people. Honestly, it's some of our best kind. They're gonna buy another round. You think Nikki? Oh, yeah.

Oh, cool. I mean, it's early in the season, but they bought another one for sailing because we did so well. But the thing is that we owe it to you guys. That's what I was getting to. We owe it to you guys. That's what I was getting to you guys. We owe it to you guys. We owe it to the listeners.

But also they owe it to us because the reason why it succeeds is because it is an effective product. There's always this hump. You gotta convince someone. You're like, oh, please listen to this new song that I love. I love this song.

You can never. James Blake and Sizzah song. It's unbelievable. People, yeah, I would never, you could be a please. Listen to this, listen to this. Listen to this James Blake and Sizzle song, it's unbelievable. People, yeah, I would never, you could be a police, listen this, listen this. Listen to James Blake and Sizzle song. We're in the car together, I would tuck and roll

out of the car, not to see it. But once you discover on your own, you realize that magic manned is truly helping control is the greatest album that's come out in the last decade. Is that James Wake or Sizzle? Sizzle, so we gotta get back to show. All right.

So dinner is served. We had planned on a tasting menu. Just enough food with every course to leave you wanting more. Each plate is a temptress for the next. You know, that is what it tasted. I thought it was going to fucking co-blo-carblo. Hey, hey, hey. We cannot do that with these guests. We cannot leave them wanting too much more.

So what Marco is going to do, Marcos is going to do. Is he is going to do a tasting menu? But he is going to give them regular-sized portions with every single plate of food, which to normal human beings would every single plate of food, which to normal human beings would send you into some type of insulin shock before the midway point of the meal. But these people are on vacation, they are culinary heroes, they are Joey Chess nuts, each and every one of them. So, no judge rate.

No, so eat it. Tell your Tommy Hurts to take a shit on the table. So, first up, we've got Guchigaru and Octopus Classic combination. The post looked rather tender. Post actually is one of the foods that I will not eat. I think their aliens came from Mars. I heard that one place.

I think they're too smart. I just won't eat them. Second, we've got roasted beetroot salad. Beetroot, as we all know by now is the upcharge word for beet. It's beets and goat cheese, it's a classic combination that you could get at I think even fast casual restaurants now. We've also got cucumber and lobster, ceviche or some type of crudo.

We've got ribeye with feta chini and tikka masala, very, very strange combinations of flavor and protein, but I think it probably works knowing marcos. Now this is all an incredible amount of food, but it almost does not phase them in any way shape or form. Get out that water slide. They take it all down. And it's all 86 pots. Now dessert is on the horizon and that is when the primary is

volunteered entertainment for the evening. The entertainment volunteer to him is Tom. Now what's the guy's name? McCordia. McCordia says, ooh, this is very exciting. Yeah, she says, what do you want him to wear? And McCordia says, maybe to your point where he is encouraged to go back to that well, says, um, can he be naked? He is told to calm down and they then go and fetch Tom. It was interesting earlier when he be naked. What do you think this is? Earlier when they were right about to sail,

McCordy was up at the wheel with Captain Glenn. You're a pimp. Yeah, he goes, you're a pimp. And I think at that moment, he was just trying to buddy up to Glenn, in case he gets a rat it out by the sea rat that he had. He was talking puke on him the night before.

Yeah. McCordy had, no, no, no, no. McCordy had it awesome. McCordy had called Glenn a pimpordia did awesome. McCordia calls Glenn a Pimp. And I thought at that moment that he was just trying to butter him up because the sea rats get a rat out for sexually harassing her. But it turns out he was accurate because not two scenes later Glenn was like, Hey Tom, pop that shirt off and go up there and take one for the tea. Exactly.

If that ain't a Pimp, I don't know what it is. Yeah, no, and Glenn knows the thing or two about Pims because he's had to deal with many. Oh, when assets disappear, the where did Jocelyn go? Right. Yeah. And, you know, the Pimp is the one that asks that question. So, or I guess Spanish names.

Tom is told to get up there without a shirt on and get some frosting on his tits. He is from the north of England. They need a little fat to stay warm. Tom is told to get out there without a shirt on and get some frosting on his tits. He is from the north of England. They need a little fat to stay warm. Tom is killing it. I think Tom is. Tom is. He's a good sport.

Hilarious, good sport. I think he's just a good addition to the cast. He did a great job up until what we're gonna see on this night out, but like embracing himself, fucking up, never being defiant. Like he was the butt of the joke, and that's what you need to do when you're the ass. Yeah, exactly.

So this goes swimmingly. Tom's tits are licked by both McCordia and Gary, and Glenn cuts up a rug in a fucking bucket hat. I mean, it is just a psyched behold, it's unbelievable. So, and what a landmine of microaggressions that the crew of Parsifal III somehow avoided. This could be taken the wrong way, a number of times a hip hop, hooray, pajama party.

With Glen and a bucket hat, doing the worm on the teeth, I mean. But everybody's just having a good time. Yeah, yeah, everybody calm down, we're all human. So, Marcos, it is a killer. You go to the bed of 230, wakes up at 6 a. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody calm down. We're all human. So Marcos is a killer. He goes to about a two thirty wakes up at six a.m. Like we said, wakes up giving hugs to everybody and ready to conquer a new day. And he's got to cook 13 fucking plates of food for these fucking charter guests. Now before we get there calling that C dog is being that bitch. He sits down with Gary and goes next morning. Why is it the sun rises? I think.

Anyways. I think you did, but even when you say next morning, next morning, next morning. Next one. Sun rises. See, dog is being that bitch. You know, he's smoking a cigarette. Well, you got to fill. He's going. Yeah, when something you want to actually, huh? Hey, just a quick aside, you know, we say filling holes quite often. Yeah, is that wrong?

I just think we might want to curtail it just. What tabbies? If that might be a little intense, but filling holes should really enter like the F word on curb your enthusiasm, it should really only come about three or four times to season. Oh, I got you.

Why don't we say who he's gonna enter? Cause it would protect it. Yeah, you can ask him. Yeah, I got you. Why don't we say who he's gonna enter? Cause it would protect that you can ask him. Oh, you know what about Ashley? I don't want to, can I enter? I don't want to gloss over. I think I'm being hypocritical. No, I just would say that you introduced it to a, to our lexicon.

Yeah, no, I know. And I much like a Oppenheimer and witnessing my creation and cry. A Nick, don't listen to him at all. It's a Oppenheimer, I'm a sharpening him. I'm a fat pig, the whole episode. Oh, that was you that said that you said that not me

I am become deaf so I haven't said anything around Branche has served watermelon salad chili colorado Potatoes packet the fucking and packet the fuck up guys Potatoes, packet the fuck in and packet the fuck up guys. We then begin to dock this multi-million dollar yacht and Tom, obviously, has never done that before and has almost no clue what he is doing. Now to no one's surprise, no matter how blotchy Tom gets, they dock successfully and the guests depart. Tom in this moment is exactly how I would feel if I worked on one of these boats.

I like to think of myself as competent, capable, but man, all these things and shit going around that day one, he was just like, I wanna do something, but I don't know where to go. I think what he needs to realize is there's not that much work to do. The essentially, but also it's a good point. No witch fender you're throwing over the boat.

Yeah, but we have a lot of downtime Like can we do a dry run on this before we're like barreling into a wall of cement and a for the first time Yeah, a five million dollar boat. Please care But also top could a could a ask some questions when he was getting blacked out and truly Growing up on the camera. Yeah, keep bringing out about about about this stuff Those are actually she smart the chiliado is taken down in the guest department. Now Glenn is such a gristle to fucking vet and violent murder. He knows all the tricks, okay?

The shock of the envelope. Oh, thank you so much. You know the tips come in. And then the horn and the wave combo, all those little things really round out the vacation for him. But it doesn't help the tip out though, does it because the money's already in your hand clan Pat What do we get? 17,600 dollars

1955 each not good. Yeah, it's not a great haul. I don't know if tips are worse on sailing vessels I think they're a little bit worse. I think it's a little bit cheaper, but there's also there this thing that they don't explain to us Which is like whether it's a two night or three night charter. And I believe this was a two night, real quick one. Not fair to judge the charter guests on if they're cheaper than us. Yeah, but I still think a good tip on the two night is like 20 and the good tip on the three nights at 25.

I still would have been if I was a Maccordio. Yeah, Mercutio. I would have said, a glint here's the tip. It would have been better if you didn't almost fucking kill us, but it is what it is, you know what I mean? Yeah, but then the Montague is left. We took 2100 off because of how we almost died.

Yeah. So Glenn bids them a Jew or his crew, a Jew, but not the little hupacardical. That's what you're paying for, oh, stop. That's a good point, but Glenn says great job what you're paying for. Oh, that's a good point. But Glance has great job, everybody, and then Bids. Everybody adieu, but not before. Warning Tom, you got a long season.

I had a year, you filthy drunk, okay? Keep it steady tonight. Don't puke on me. Well, what I thought was interesting is he warned the entire crew to pace themselves just as Gabby's turning the corner with a full plate rath moose. Yeah.

I'd never seen that before. A tip meeting with mimosas. I was like it was mimosas. They'll do champagne. Champagne. Sorry, Champagne. I think it was just who gives a fuck it's alcohol and it's 10 30 more seconds. They do that all the time.

They do? Yeah. Hang on a second. You know, I remember a moment last season where the the crew had there were glad there was glass everywhere and I think Heather or someone stepped in or something like that and they said, I was shocked. Are these people barefoot when they're serving? And you said, hey, idiot, how long have you been watching this show? Of course, they're barefoot. They take their shoes off every time they come on the boat. How could you not know that?

It's like forgetting how to spell door all of a sudden. Hang on. For you to say, I can't believe they're drinking champagne during this meeting is so confounding to me. Can you back me? I mean, it's fucking crazy to me. I'll be the arbiter of this. I also didn't realize for seasons

that they weren't wearing shoes on the deck. Yeah. I'll say it both with dumbasses. I always saw the champagne. They're celebrating. Vuv is always open. We comments on how they're using the good shit on their tip meeting.

It's crazy. Wow. All right, well, I apologize. You have to stop using cannabis. comments on how they're they're using the good shit on their tip me it's crazy wow yeah all right well I apologize you have to stop using cannabis when people apologize to me it makes me like take back every like all the aggression I had I'm sorry I'm sorry I am not so um we have to move on to the night out it's nighttime yell it night it. Night day. Not with nighttime. Night time. Night time. Thank you.

So, Daisy and Gary are sitting in a tree. So, night day. Night day. Kelsey is. Well, is she even on this show? She's kind of not on the show. She's not on the show. I'm excited to get to know her because she does seem like a bit of a cook.

But right now, she's not on the show So the gang sits down for dinner and we learn Kelsey will be, Kelsey will be used for lulls like we're gonna go ebbs and flows and she's gonna be like farting on someone in the galley and we'll see a little b-roll, but I hope she gets up to Aisha's level though because I feel like Aisha Wasn't you know as a bit of a wallflower and then we kind of started to see the cook come out and we fell in love, you know. She's much more Izzy without the closet at home of sexuality.

I'm right, right, right. Izzy was, the quirky, the quirky dude. She was on the show though, yeah. She was the deandre Reynolds of the crew. Someone posted on our another below deck podcast, Facebook group, which is popping. Someone did a TikTok of all the, basically the archetypes,

comedia, del Andy, of below deck. And it was like stupid. You did, I mean, I didn't think she acted good, but I thought it was very accurate. She had the aggressive, sexually aggressive deck hand, the quirky one, the hot one, the fucking, she made fun of Lee I think it's I think it's just the tic-toc sketch comedy makes me want to throw up fair enough

Maybe that's it. So we go out we learn about one of Gabby's 40 tattoos It is the coordinates of was it Panama? I like that. I'm gonna get coordinates of lacrosse with scots Yeah, I'm gonna get coordinates of a studio city do it No, I'm not get coordinates of lacrosse with scots. Yeah, I'm gonna get coordinates of studio city do it That'd be funny as tattoo so We also get gaa actually bubbling up quite a bit here. She's getting very Collin's during the party. Yeah, Collins during the pot. She's getting fired up She's getting fucking fired up. And guys, my notes aren't that great to wrap up this episode.

But from what I can remember, there's a little bit of turmoil at the table between Gabby and Ashley, but nothing really of any words. Well Gabby's type A personality is coming out. She kind of announces her, her, her, what do you fucking call it? Basically how she operates with people to get to know them. She was very drunk and being very social. She was having great time. Everybody was loving it.

But she was, she reminded me of you. Yeah, I do do that. Yeah, she was drunk and she was like saying things that were like a little too intense. Like, I'm not saying this is you, I'm just saying like, she's like, you know, I like getting people's face to weed out the chaff or whatever It's like okay, we should fucking eat and then everybody come fuck me

But anyways, we get back into the buses a puppy for the they got in the buses I say cop column was stirring the pot. He literally said Jesus God That was bad Both of you. That was me. I can't lose the high ground. I've always been honest.

Anytime I say it's Pat, it's been Pat. Imagine if we just found a different beverage for this show and not carbonated malt liquor. I'm going to have someone reach out to high noon for us during California now and they do bar sue. I want to be... I don't think that that will really solve the throat the throat cry problem your throat sound like a prisoner anyways column was stirring the

pot when he was talking to Ashley he was like so how do you feel about battling against such a strong personality it was literally the most tell me honey what said like he should have had whatever tool you used to stoke a fire that would have been less obvious. Right. So do you stoke a fire with? Stoke poker? So we get back in the buses and we learn that Daisy is not made love with anybody in three years now according to Nick's hot sizzling hot tin foil take. That's not true. She might be lying about that to hide the fact that she made love with Gary before the season even started.

But let's take it as her for her all of her words. And she's an add sex in three years. Which is wild. It's so beautiful and so funny. But I want to just suspend the disbelief of my what could be considered, ha ha ha ha, take and we'll just let it unfold, but I'm not gonna operate with that in the whole mind.

No, we can't, we wouldn't be professionals. There's too many worlds that you then have to operate in. Yes, that becomes an episode of the Twilight Zone and it would fuck this podcast up. So Tom says something funny, he says, was the dick that bad, that you never wanted it again or something like that. I mean, the guy's just having a good season until we get to the fight with Ashley.

Now Ashley is kind of aggressively hitting on Gary once again. She has an H problem. It ends in Y. I didn't get that joke. That was like a fucked up crossword puzzle for a second. And if thoughts on her hitting on Gary before we get to. Well, it all starts out in that fucking Jacuzzi. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Jacuzzi waters, the real magical licks are here. Yeah. Created a baby last year. Right, you often see the ball of snakes and shallow water, flashing and splashing about, trying to bite and fucking fight. You know, we need this kind of liquid bed. For this kind of activity.

With the shallow water and the reflection, that's where you get the most pee-talking and you can really see all the functionality of the parts. But poor young Tom, you said, like, and tell this part, it was actually a little bit earlier in one of his OTS where he's like He's like I I have to prove to Ashley right that I'm not like a twat or a cunt

no Gary has never tried to prove anything to anyone Gary has tried to what are we saying now not fill holes? Well, yeah, just um Gary's just very good, sure to like dirt, they stick like mud. Gary's going after what he wants. Tom wants some approval. Uh, where if he just fucked Daisy, actually be all over.

Well, Ashley is very, very, uh, sex positive. She is coming onto Gary in an intense manner and Gary is refusing her. Now she's a little bit upheaved by that whole thing because I don't think given the size of her breasts, she's accustomed to getting shot down by people with mallets like that. Now, Tom is continuing on his path of vengeance

or some type of affirmation. I don't know. He wants to have sex with her. And the fact that she is not letting him do that gets him pretty tizzyed up. Now, Tom, we're beating a dead horse here But just calm down. You don't have to fuck her just because she's pretty and on the show. She's not interested You're young and Tom go go to bed

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