Kill James Bond! - Trending on Google w/ Chuck Sanders and Erica Rose | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S3 E4

Episode Date: March 15, 2022

Dylan, Nick and Pat sit down for an interview with Chuck and Erica about tipping, method acting, ensure vs. insure, tanner stains, and what it's like to trend on Google PLUS we've got scalp and a ball of snakes to break down from an incredible episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht.    Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Sailing seasons 1 & 2 AND Love is Blind Season 2.  https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork   Video of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqw   Merch: AnotherMerchStore.com   Go to MagicMind.co and use promo code GLENN for 25% OFF   Go to AthleticGreens.com/BelowDeck to take control of your health.   Go to BetterHelp.com/BelowDeck to also take control of your health.    And go to GreenChef.com/belowdeck130 to get up to $130 off taking control of your health.  

It's your guy's second appearance. Chuck seems to be happy with the attention that the law firm is getting. He's happy. I'm confused because you guys came off as such unlikable people, but you will garner business from this. I don't know how that's possible. How is that possible? What?

Are you not very – how is that not possible? Well, let's see. My firm has been trending on Twitter. I'm trending on Google with over 5,000 clicks. Right, because they hate you. They don't want you to represent them. They're fascinated by you. How do you not get that? How do you not understand that, Chuck? Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck podcast,

another Below Deck sailing yacht podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. Ahoy, mateys. That producer of the podcast is over there behind my glasses. Hey, everybody. How are you? I'm doing, how am I doing? I am exhausted.

Right. I have just experienced such a severe brain dump that I don't know how we're going to talk about this show. Tell them what you were just doing. I was just listening to Erica and Chuck talk for 30 minutes. So, yes, buried the lead a little bit. To us, not on some other podcast. We talked to them. Right.

You will hear that later. We did speak to Maleficent and her Prince Charming coming up in this episode. They're on water, Dylan. She's Ursula. She's Ursula. No, Cindy is Ursula. Oh, yeah. We covered this episode. They're on water, Dylan. She's Ursula. She's Ursula. No, Cindy is Ursula. Oh, yeah. Covered this shit.

But it was a lovely chat, as you can imagine. Chuck was not chomping his teeth and combing his hair and yelling. And we didn't get into fights with him at all. Wink, wink. It was an awesome interview, but I am fucking tired. I don't know how people like that exist. Truly. But you guys.

Well, he was acting you guys the whole thing was an act this is generation generate Hoffman yeah he was he was generating business for his law firm Dylan he is the worst Andy Kaufman of all time so but we had an episode to talk about yeah they're in it a lot they're in it a lot mm-hmm one could argue that the main feature of it although we do get some ball of snake stuff which does kind of overshadow the uh putridness of their characters but before we get into any of it we got to get to a fan favorite segment called public service announcements pack all right everybody what we're about to drop in this episode you're going to obviously love

especially this interview with erica and chuck which got very combative. So just wait for that about the middle of the episode. But after hearing that you owe us because no podcasters will somehow get the worst people on reality TV in recent history. Right. Talk them into doing an interview. Yeah. And then fight with them for 30 minutes. Only we do that.

Right. We're special. Yeah, we are. So you owe us for that. And also we're actually doing you a favor. Head over on patreon.com slash another podcast network and sign up for that because we're just wrapping up Love is Blind season two.

And then we're going to jump into Love is Blind producers newest creation. What is that, Dylan? Obviously, Nick and Vanessa Lachey have come out with another banger. It's called The Ultimatum. We'll be breaking it down. Why can't I talk? We'll be breaking it down. Why can't I talk? We'll be breaking it down there. Also, down under.

Which I think is going to convert more than the ultimatum. Yeah, in terms of a CTA. Guys, the hot captain is here. We are about to embark on our below deck down under voyage. You will find that at patreon.com slash another podcast network, as well as seasons past a below a Below Deck Sailing Yacht and lots of other stuff. Dylan, Dylan. Pat needs to say something. I've been taking

you know I'm going back to school because I'm taking marketing classes kind of trying to make myself better and all. Yeah. And one of the things we talked about in class today was for sales marketing urgency. Right. So I'm going to lay this down. We're only going to allow 1,250 patrons. So once that. Okay.

No, no, no. Seriously. So you got to get in now because once we hit 1,250, I'm locking it down. Was that another lesson plan in the marketing class? Hamstring your growth? Dylan, it's called urgency. Okay. They have yet to get to the ethical problems with bait and switch. Right.

Because once we hit 1,250, I'm opening that MFR up. Well, that's up for discussion. All right. So we got to get into the show um this is going to be a hundred pod episode of this podcast because of you know we talked to uh the joker and his wife um but he his he kind of framed it that way he wanted to be the best reality villain ever you'll hear him talk ad nauseum about himself remember when you said method actor and I said emphasis on meth? Yeah, the guy is just...

Oh, you love that. I mean, it's just unbelievable. I don't think you got it. So, they don't listen to people. They don't hear other people speak. But we have to talk about the episode. Let's jump into it with another favorite segment called Thoughts and Pots. Nick.

Why don't You go first. Incredible episodes. Basically everything we want in below deck, above deck, below deck, off deck, and ball of snakes. I can't wait to get into it. I'm pausing because I didn't know

if I was going to do this. 100 knots. 100 knots. What else do you do? Now, before you go. Oh, yeah. I'm going to give I didn't know if I was going to do this. 100 knots. 100 knots. What else do you do? Now, before you go. Oh, yeah. I'm going to give it 100 pots, too. But a concerning 100 pots because there is no way that we're not all the way downhill from here.

And I worry that we have climaxed too early. I mean, Marcos' scalp has been taken off his head. The ball of snakes are thrashing and bashing and banging and fucking and biting already. And we had the worst charter guests, not only of this season, but of the entire run of this show. And it's only like episode four. So I'm just concerned about the back half of the season. But, you know, let's be in the present moment. 100 pots for episode four

incredible episode incredible episode i agree with you how do you beat this right you don't i think your concerns are valid because but the one thing i'd give pa give me pause is we did not get the ball of snakes we heard the slithering coming out from every crevice of that vessel oh no we're all trying to form themselves into their, what nature was calling for, the ball. A megazord, yeah. But it did not manifest itself. Right.

There's still time for that. My thoughts. I thought it was Shakespearean. I mean, this was a wonderful play. What play? Othello. Othello? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. First off, you had thisello? Yeah, yeah. Okay. First off, you had this thing of good versus evil. Right. Okay. You obviously had Chuck. A trope of Othello. Right, right. He's the evil.

Marcos is what's good in the world. A hard worker, blue collar, wants to please people. Well, he's also had a tricky past because he was a hit man. Fair enough. But you turned the corner on that. He was a Hugo Chavez hit man, so he's had a tricky past because he was a hit man. Fair enough. But he's, you know, he's, you turn the corner on that. It was a Hugo Chavez hit man. So, you know, he's, he's had a trick or pass his thoughts. I have not found myself as the audience.

No, I bragged a humble brag last night on social media that we now are getting the episodes early because we, you know, Bravo loves us and all. Right. and I was watching it last night and I have not found myself screaming at a television, at a reality TV show in a long time. Last time was Orange County with Vicki Gunderson. I was mad.

I was emotionally invested. That's what reality TV needs to do. And I don't want to be a dick, but could you wrap it up? 100 knots. Okay. Errors and omissions. What did Pat say that I wanted to correct? He said it. Fuck, it'll come to me. So before... I haven't even smoked weed yet.

My mind is elsewhere. So we begin where we last left off with Chuck, who stands in front of microwaves uh flipping out over an omelet he says it's not disappointed it's more like disgusted that is when glenn comes up and he's pretty copacetic he's trying to iron everything out and i wish that he would have unleashed his ruthless but silent methods on chuck. The world is a better place without him. But he merely hears him out. Now, Chuck, you know, being the kind of Sir Lawrence Olivier method actor that he is, gets completely lost in the role and starts spouting nonsense.

Like, you can't have sweet sauce on a steak. Somehow he would have been beyond what's an animal. He would have been less hated if he wore blackface though it's an argument all right so chuck's chuck all right right right right chuck's chuck but erica while she's not engaging in the childish behavior of her hub hubby or her mother she's a bystander to this madness right but a willing participant she's fiercely loyal to her romeo maybe these or maybe this is shakespearean that's my point yeah maybe it is uh all right so it would make sense that chuck is a little bit antsy about the lack of service he says that he feels like he's losing money with every bite or with every minute sitting

at this table and you know they corrected quote unquote, and said that we were incorrect in this assumption. But the reason why he's so stressed out about the finances is because there's no way they can afford this vacation. They did this to drum up business for their shady family law. I mean, this is just insane. It might be Chuck. I have no idea. But I apologize. Who is calling me at 830 at night from an unknown number? I mean, it is just insane. It might be Chuck. I have no idea, but I apologize. Who is calling me at 8.30 at night from an unknown number?

I mean, it's just wild. Well, by the way, when you listen to the interview, we'll clear all this up who is paying for what. Do we think they could afford this trip? I do, actually. Well, because they said everybody paid equally to go on the trip. Did they not? There was like eight of them there.

This reminds me of the scene from the show with the disgraced Louis C.K. where he goes into his accountant and he asks about the financing and buying a $17 million home. And his accountant says, you have 10 times less than 10 times. What does he say?

You have 10 times less than a tenth of the mortgage or something like that. I don't think there's any way they could afford this that's 17 000 this was a financial risk they were willing to take to drum up business now chuck seems to think this is going to go great um because he's been getting so much attention despite 101 of it being absolutely negative but whatever that's my theory tinfoil cap taken off his best man was his stepbrother guy has no friends okay nick and chuck very got got into it very very much so they do not like one another and he he forced that out of me i was going to be the good cop i wanted to be the good cop i want to talk about their tiktoks chuck is flipping out about how dark it is in his room

while he is buried under covers uh He has autism, I think. So the day marches forward. We've got a beach picnic to set up and a pretty big meanwhile. So you guys stop me wherever you want to and we'll drill down. Okay. Meanwhile. Thank you. Tom loses an expensive rope to Poseidon that blames it on Gary.

The other guests talk about their hatred of Chuck. Rhett says he's the first person that he's met that is worse than him. Colin reassures Marcos that Chuck has the taste buds of a billy goat. I can stop you there. I thought I think you got that wrong. I think Colin claims that he was he was telling Chuck Fox billy goats. Oh, no, no, no. I know.

You sure? Yeah, I'm pretty positive. I wrote that down correctly. But then Tom jams some dead palm fronds in the sand and thinks Gary's going to be proud of him for it. Gary is only concerned about pussy. He does not care about the palm fronds. I'll just stop you right there.

Okay. I thought of my errors and omissions. Perfect. stop you right there okay i thought of my errors and omissions perfect pat said he humble bragged when he said he said last night that we get the episodes early uh that is a common misuse of oh what is known as humble brag yeah humble brag is like oh god it's sunday night and i have to watch this below deck episode i got early right that's a humble break so you're like i was just bragging yes yes yes yeah exactly and that concludes errors and omissions also it's othello and that concludes errors and omissions yeah it's definitely that's what i said it's definitely orthello so cindy's um last hey i'm not chuck the last part of the meanwhile is c kind of diarrhea-ing fake Tanner all over the couch.

But we'll get there in a bit. We hope. This is where it was interesting. You already mentioned in your meanwhiles. I didn't realize that the other charter guests were going to start turning on Chuck. I think that was one of the more satisfying elements of the show. We're all watching this saying he's absolutely horrible. I wish somebody would speak up like his wife or his mother-in-law. You want juice box? I'll have a juice box. Nope,

nothing out of them. Right, right. Nothing. Instead, the other charter guests have to apologize for Satan and his wife. Yeah. You know, last week I said, I hope Chuck's on trucker meth because if he isn't, and this is Chuck, and well talked to chuck chuck is chuck yeah i said that uh he deserved to be launched with an air cannon into a pool of great white sharks and be eaten alive uh tell me if this is overkill no pun intended okay how about a flamethrower as he's hurling through the air i just think you're just not thinking this through don't you want to like i said see the life exit his body you hold it with your own hands okay guys so cindy we gotta move on is a walking percocet she is numb and floating all over the place um and the guests finally head to the beach now chuck says that the water's cold

and he's not gonna go in it then says that i'm gonna eat and he's not going to go in it. Then says that I'm going to eat the food to determine whether or not it tastes good. Again, these are autistic things. And then he was like, you make me happy. Okay. See, I think that's a bridge too far. That's simple, Jack. Okay.

Direct quote from the film. All right. direct quote from the movie the film all right so um the worst part about this entire thing is that the only way out for the crew of parsnips this is exciting i don't know what the worst thing about this is is that the only way out is they have to make chuck happy they cannot do what you would like to do bounce him off a trampoline light him on fire then he'll get doused out by the water in the tank of great whites or chug him to death like nick would say i don't want to get dragged into the darkness but because of chuck okay we're very nice people we're beacons of light we're above that the ideal solution would be to have him thrown in a fucking holding cell until he finally loses his mind but they have to make him thrown in a fucking holding cell until he finally loses his mind. But they have to make him happy.

What a tragedy. This is very Shakespearean. So he loves the food and says, maybe I'm just grouchy in the morning. Oh, is that what it is? Chuck. Yeah. I thought you were playing a villain, Chuck. That was a break in the act.

So to demonstrate how miserable this vacation is let's break this little moment down which you were speaking of earlier the guests turning on one another so ret says to his wife the hairdresser who was invited by erica rose you owe me and she says i know now usually if someone said you owe me after being invited on a luxury vacation on a yacht, you would say that that person is kind of like Chuck, like kind of an asshole, maybe something going wrong upstairs. But because the people who chartered this boat are so poisonous, it makes perfect sense. And she apologizes.

She says, I know i owe you big time the tangible nastiness of these two is just it's permeating through the entire beach so not gonna happen to us stay gold we get this little talk about ice uh you can tell how big of a coward chuck is when it's mentioned that his philosophy of being an asshole to complete strangers who are serving him to get what he wants would result in a broken nose in New York. He then begins speaking at red to his mother-in-law who he left at an airport in Spain or England or whatever the fuck. I mean, this guy is disgusting. Now, I was going to do something before we found out about this whole tip.

In a few minutes, we'll be playing the episode. It will clear up. If they're telling the truth, we'll clear the whole thing up with the tip because I was going to challenge Chuck, but now I feel like a pussy for not doing it to his face. I was going to say, Chuck, we'll do a boxing match between you and I, and loser has to pay $10,000 to make up for that

cheap tip you guys fucking did. That seems impractical. What are the logistics of that? I fucking love that. I think, I mean, it's like the Jake Paul mile, like boxing and podcasts, they go hand in hand. I appreciate it. But I'm a pussy.

I didn't do it because they explained the tip away and I felt it was unnecessary to bring it up. Fair enough. Chuck, if you're listening, offer stands with the old Nickster. I'll get in the ring with you all right so we got to take a quick break to talk about the first sponsor of the show that is green chef you know it well it is a ccof certified meal kit company green chef makes eating well easy with plans to fit everyone's lifestyle green chef makes cooking easy so you can

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really quickly before we get to that i i took issue with another kind of nugget of chuck's philosophy um when he says that i've gotten pretty far in life like this, he says that people don't like me, they don't have to be around me. No, but they do, Chuck. A lot of people are unfortunately forced to be around you. You're ordering Starbucks. The poor barista. What are they going to do?

Just run away? They should, but they'd get fired. Right. But more importantly, these poor people who are trapped on this clown car boat with you, these poor fucks have to be around you. So, he sulks on over to his wife in an underbite-y

kind of way and says, I want my retribution from this bitch. Wild thing to say, Spartacus. And Rhett overheard you. So, you want to paint this picture? Well, they're standing there, and then this is when Erica...

Now, I have to say, she's an enabler. I don't know the dynamic of their relationship. I think I know what it is. I think she's a terrified wife, but that's just me talking on the ass. Oh, I think she owns... I think she runs... Well, I was thinking,

then one of the more shallow things I've ever heard, which he's complaining about Janelle, her hairstyle, wife but that's just me talking oh i think she owns i think she runs well i was thinking then one of the more shallow things i've ever heard which he's complaining about janelle her hairstyle she said chuck do you know how hard it is to find someone that could do my hair this way right do you expect me right to go over and talk to her yeah come on chuck right be real no i think we've talked about this on love is blind i i think that erica is the master of the household uh because he's simple chuck i think that when he gets grumpy she services him and he kind of gets happy for a couple days after that as long as his umlets don't have any tomatoes in them and then maybe he needs to be serviced a couple days later and that's kind of how she keeps the dynamic going

and then she owns him that way uh so good for you, Erica. But not the most dangerous game. So Rhett heads over, says, did you call my wife a bitch? Chuck in an underbite he cut away, says. No. Which was a bold-faced lie. And then Rhett says, I will fuck your world up. So Rhett just solidified himself as i mean that's what you have to do you approach him you make him lie to your face right right and if he

doesn't lie you punch him in the face sure and rhett would have fucked chuck up so bad yeah rhett is such a thick thick fucking guy in civil court for the rest of his life exactly no they uh you know you think uh you hear these stories of like who are these people that sue over car accidents and people who walk on slippery floors and gelson's and stuff it's chuck if those kind of people scum of the earth if he's willing if chuck's willing to like put someone through litigation forever just like out of spite i'll be his huckleberry it'll be by opus my my dilly dallying i'll spend my entire life sitting in court with him all you'd have to do is get a lawyer who loves below deck who hates chuck to work pro bono and say we'll be we'll be in this together i'll see you in 10 years

so uh time heads over to i don don't know, make things better. That does not happen. He slunks away. And then Daisy reveals in a very transparent way the fact that she likes that the guests are fighting with one another and not with her and the rest of the crew. So Erica comes over and apologizes. Kind of. Not really at all though uh her hairdresser says i feel so sorry for you and erica does not hear that and um i have a

feeling her ears have locked the door on that kind of warning conservatively 500 times before i i she has to have been told in varying degrees no don't please stop stop so many of these things but she just doesn't hear well so you know i actually have a little bit of that and it actually has helped me through life uh case in point i was at the zoo the past weekend and uh some chick was with her kid with her mask on you love the zoo i love this one are you you're not going to get political are you no no no i just go masks are considered political i know no but i i thought they say you have you could take the masks off and you don't need to wear them outside i'm at the goddamn zoo so i go squeeze in with ellie so she can look at the giraffes and uh i didn't even notice this but the woman next to me hated me scoffed and walked off she was frustrated that i had uh woman next to me hated me, scoffed, and walked off. She was frustrated that I had went next to her

because I was not wearing a mask. Completely unaware. Well, Pat, you could have fucking killed her, man. What? But by the fact that I'm completely, I had no clue. It's bliss for me. It's not a direct comparison, but I take your point. I walk through life

that way yeah no it's oh it's it's i'm completely unaware that people hate me i just had a derrick jeter hmm what's that no it's a baby jeter it's a juice box uh that's weed yeah it's weed i just had a baby ruth so ashley does her best to clean up the haunch bronzer that Sydney's mom left on the couch. And speaking of mom, she falls pretty fucking hard in the water. Hey, Dylan, don't just skip over the spray tan on the white couch that's worth $50,000. Yeah, all the haunch bronzer.

Because Erica, in the interview, which we just glazed over because we didn't have enough time, it started getting a little heated. Right. Started to get to do a follow-up. She's convinced that spray tanner was on that couch before they got on the boat. No, she didn't say that. She said that at the tail end.

She said, we didn't do it. And then she said, it was there before we got there. I'm pretty convinced of that. Yeah, I mean, Jesus Christ. That's sociopath. The steel trap of stupidity that is both of their heads. I mean, it's just unbelievable. Yeah, sure.

It's almost admirable. They're completely untrappable. So your mother that had eight pounds of copper tone spray tanner on her asshole hodge bronzer who was probably sitting in that area definitely not her it was someone that was on the last charter right four days ago yeah as an entire staff of deckhands walk by that couch right and you know african-americans they're head to toe covered in bronzer. Okay, so. Insane.

Let's get back to insanity. They will use makeup from time to time. I dated a Kenyan girl and she would constantly. It's not spray tanner though, Nick. Yeah. And it's not on her ass. She didn't spray bronzer all over Alexa. I guess not you know i i

mean maybe mascara will get on your pillow more likely that it was cindy and also how does how does someone go through life just doing that everywhere doesn't she do that every time she sits down thing yeah no it's been but she's a walking percocet what a great line cindy eats shit pretty hard in the water, but fear not, Erica is there to rescue her phone. Nice, nice delivery. She takes the phone out of her mother's hands and leaves her face down in the water,

literally walks away from her. To be fair to Erica, I'm sure her mother falls all the time. Right, right, right. Yeah. What was that? Whoa, whoa. all the time. Right, right, right. Yeah. What was that? Whoa, whoa. Old person joke.

No, no, no. The way that you recoiled the spit in your mouth. Oh, I'm thinking I'm getting sick. And not just old, but just someone who would seem like they suffer from, what's the balance thing? Vertigo. There you go. Cindy has vertigo, I'd be willing to guarantee it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They suffer from, what's the balance thing? Vertigo. Cindy has vertigo, I'd be willing to guarantee it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, my aunt has vertigo.

It's a very, very dangerous thing. And it always happens with very affectatious Yentish type women. Yes, exactly. Yentas are plagued by vertigo. It's the sickle cell anemia of the Jewishish woman so she's still chipper because she's on pills and she gives daisy a beautiful necklace can we move on let's move on to the second sponsor of this show guys i started taking athletic greens because my body was just feeling really really yucky you know i was having psoriasis at cheese. I wasn't having

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Now, they do decide on a menu. It is culinary basic bitch bingo. They want spicy tuna with crispy rice. They want spaghetti. They want mashed potatoes, salmon, and steak. So, listen. I love creamed spinach. I love mashed potatoes. I love steak. So listen, I love cream spinach. I love mashed potatoes.

I love steak, but in the right context, not with spaghetti and spicy tuna. Rather in a steakhouse like Musso's where you'll find Chuck throwing his martini glass at the wall. So anyways. Hey, weird one alert. Weird one alert. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I love that you're doing, weird one alert. Weird one alert. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I love that you're doing a weird one alert because my next note is a weird one alert.

What did weird one say? Weird one said, let's bounce out of this popsicle stand. Great work, team. I love the weird one. I love the weird one. Wow. She's like a purist weird one. She's not going to get in the muck.

No. She will not be. She's too weird. She's not going to get in the muck. No. She will not be. She's too weird. She will not be in any storyline this season. She's purely there to say things like that. She's too weird. Shirley? Kelsey.

Need to hit him. Oh, Shirley. Need to hit him meanwhile. Meanwhile. Glenn and Gary, unfortunately for them, are invited for dinner. Erica calls her hairdresser rude for not liking her husband. Ashley and Gabby get into yet another fight, and Ashley tries to jack off Gary before he catches. She absolutely did that.

She needed to calm her nerves after hearing her nerves. Right. After hearing Ashley talk shit, shit she said i can hear you no no after gabby talked shit that's what i meant sorry well gabby was kind of talking shit but gabby wasn't the one that tried to jack gary off before he caught some z's that's right i'm sorry that was ash throwing me into a mental pretzel here that interview with those sociopaths it just it racked my brain don't worry about that let it wreck someone else's or rack i don't think it was

rack rack rack all right so we got to move on to witnessing once again the horrors and just unnecessariness of sailing while healing marcos is down in whatever fucking refrigerator area whatever and he scalps himself in a manner that would make the sue pretty disappointed but still a pretty serious gash nonetheless now can you imagine going back to your encampment with that yeah i got one you'd be scalped yourself uh so uh i'm going to hurl the sea dog He kept holding it Yeah Stop holding it Right

Put it in a paper towel It's not going back on your head Are you squeamish? Very I covered my eyes And I told my wife Tell me when it was over Wow

Yeah I'm very squeamish You watch a lot of horror though The scenes that get gory I close my eyes Tell my wife Let me know when it's over. Got it. I can never be a surgeon. The more you know about Patty.

So, the sea dog. Also because of the horrible shake in your hands. You could not be a surgeon. That's true. That's right. So, Colin gets called down. He just touches it. He just touches the open wound sea dog.

What are you doing? Then Glenn called down. He just touches it. He just touches the open wound. Sea dog, what are you doing? Then Glenn heads down. And a little bit of overcompensating here. He says this could be season ending. Glenn, you've seen what people can do with wounds much more serious than this. A few have almost gotten away. So, you know, I think that you could just take it easy you know he slaps on a bandage and uh chuck and erica go fuck after establishing that they both smell like shit

can i just say what this fucking marcos guy what a tough bastard oh yeah jesus fucking christ he's uh i i dare say he's a sea dog himself. My God. I love how he made- I can't wait to talk to him. He made that first bandage that went around him in very comedic fashion. Right. And then the doctor showed up and they gave him a new bandage that went around him in comedic fashion.

Now, you guys know I've been- Well, that's because, Nick, he understands the basics basics the 101 of treating wounds and what oh right right you know he's he's seen some shit he's been on the run and he was allegedly it took hired assassin for many years before he picked up the knives understood in the kitchen it did say it

did take Glenn to say put pressure on it which I was like quit everybody staring at it I know you want to get the shot I want to say this you know I'm not a litigious person i don't like people taking advantage of civil action uh if this happened in a at uh fucking uh i don't know olive garden this is 250 000 he's gonna buy a house with this fucking thing well slow down, Chuck. Not if they hire Chuck and Erica because they'll take $247,000 of that. You didn't see that?

It was plainly laid out in the contract. That was a good Chuck. We have got to move on to dinner. But before we get to dinner, let's take a quick break and listen to our three-on-two interview with two of the worst human beings we've ever spoken to, Chuck and Erica.

All right, so how long do you guys have? Not long. I don't know. We can go as long as you need. Two very different answers. Love it. We didn't watch the episode right away because we were busy with our kids at the pool and we weren't going to watch it. But then people were like, it's not as bad.

You guys can watch it. So we decided. Who told you that? Yeah, they were super, super fucking wrong. Everyone told me my dad had already seen it so they're like go ahead and watch it I personally don't really care all positive attention for me I mean my law firm is the highest trending firm on Google for the last two weeks. We got over 40,000 views I I am so happy.

Yeah, so we'll talk about all that because it's very apparent what you guys are doing. So, all right, ready? Let's get a clean intro. Joining us, Erica, can I get a clean intro, please? Joining us from parts unknown, probably Florida, although where are they? San Antonio.

San Antonio, they're on a family vacation we can't thank them enough for taking time away from um san antonio uh to speak with us they are chuck and erica the two worst charter guests in the history of this beloved show uh thank you guys that i'm proud of that i am so proud yeah no that's very very apparent um so we'll get into all that but we wanted to say thank you guys very very much for joining us because you know we're not the easiest podcast to talk to we're going to be pretty uh hard-hitting but we would ask you guys to not hang up and uh to just help us you know clear the air and expose the truth right like this isn't 60 minutes we do a

stupid entertainment podcast but and I don't like the idea of interviewing the premise. You guys come on here and we're going to ambush you. But if you're willing, we're going to ask you hard questions that may be uncomfortable, but yeah. Okay. All right. Good. I want to know about the plane because there's been a lot of talk on Reddit and that's

just an empty dumpster of you know, misinformation as is Twitter. So what's the real story from you guys of what took place on the plane? I'm not going to really tell you what happened about that. It was basically what I said. It wasn't a big deal. If it was a big deal, we wouldn't have been on the yacht.

We're attorneys. We know how to talk to authorities. We do it all the time. yacht we're attorneys we know how to talk to authorities we do it all the time it really was a situation where my mom was going to upgrade when she got there and there was an eight person that you

don't see we're not going to name his name he didn't come on the yacht trip because he took the last upgrade and we were upset about it because we were trying to help my mom to do it when we got there and so yeah I guess one of us could have switched seats with her, even though we wanted to sit together.

It wasn't going to be me. Anyway. Yeah, no, of course. Chuck. I'm sorry. Sorry to interrupt you. Can we orient the camera a little bit? Chuck, can you scooch to your left a teens?

So there we go. Or even possibly put it landscape. We can get both of you here that's great that's what we're talking about yeah so I understand you don't want to talk about it but just so we can clear the air about any misinformation on reddit Chuck you weren't drunk on the plane

oh hell no I actually just woke up he actually was not aware I was not aware literally if you really want to know I'm sitting there I'm sleeping no no I don't want you to tell the story okay I won't aware. I was not aware. Literally, if you really want to know, I'm sitting there. I'm sleeping. No, no. I don't want you to tell the story. Okay.

I won't. So basically, I was asleep. My mom came up and she's like, oh, can I have your omelet? I'm like, oh, I woke up. I'd already eaten it. I was like, Chuck won't care if you take his because he's sleeping. That happened. The flight attendant came to me and she was like, where'd your mom get her omelet?

But also part of it is my mom does have hyperglycemia. She's older. And at Iberian Airlines they didn't care about posse back food so it was like specific to this airline got it okay um i feel like we're in uh what's that that scary movie get out no blair witch uh well blair witch or the uh paranormal activity all right i want to get just to set the scene here can you give me the dynamic of the group because it was a little confusing about all you guys being on the boat who's who who invited who who paid for it well so we didn't have much time to like get together a group like we did the year before they reached out to me but about a month. About a month or less.

Because one of the requirements was that everyone had to be vaccinated. And they had people of other charters, once Bravo made that decision, drop out. And we had friends that weren't. We couldn't bring kids, that kind of thing. So the dynamic was us, my mom. My mom invited her friend, Susan. I invited our friend, Hallie. Where'd you guys get your fake vax cards?

Oh, of course not. We're attorneys, so we're not going to continue on this situation if you guys are going to be derogatory with us. That was a joke. That was a very lighthearted joke. On our show, I'm like a COVID denier. It's kind of like a covid denier it's kind of like a bit okay so what's the relationship with cindy does chuck like cindy because if it

was my mother-in-law i'd probably give up the first class seat and there was also a scene in the new episode when she face planted ate shit pretty bad and uh you just grabbed the phone out of her hand it didn't really um it seems like she's a battered wife in your guy's relationship i feel fucking horrible for her for my mom um that part was funny because it was true because i randomly i don't know if they showed everything but i was like mom can you take a picture with my phone and randomly she started like running around like for no reason and i was like girl and then she dropped my phone like in the water. I was like, Oh my gosh. And I knew she was okay. So I said,

I hope you didn't ruin my phone. But, um, Chuck and my mom don't always get along. It's probably like a typical mother and son. Now you may be not typical, but, um,

yeah, well, your relationships are complicated. Now, one thing that we caught in the latest episode is you guys have known each other since high school. And, but you've only been dating that long. We've just just known each other so you guys kind of reconnected later

on in life yeah some of the most beautiful relationships start like that you guys know each other for years and you're actually just friends and then you fall in love so good for you guys it wasn't like that cute because we weren't like really good friends it was more like casual like facebook friends we met at a high school formal, saw each other at my friend's grandfather's funeral when we were both 25. So that was like probably the most like encounter and then reconnected in our early thirties. Like Will Ferrell in that one movie. Okay. So I think,

you know, Chuck and you did a little TikTok thing or an Instagram story. I don't know what the kids call these things. I think Chuck had food on his face. It was very distracting. But you guys were talking about how the entire thing was a ruse and you guys were being characters. So from the outside looking in, it would seem. And I'll just finish the question. Hang on one sec, Erica.

looking in it would seem and i'll just finish the question hang on one sec erica um from the outside looking in it would seem as though you guys went on a vacation that you couldn't quite afford so that you could drum up business for the law firm but but what actually happened was was that the goal going on the show no we paid full price to be there just as last year. And it wasn't that. So everyone, the whole group is responsible for tipping. We had to pick up the slack for everyone else because no one else tips. So it wasn't like that. But yes, of course, if you own your own business, just as I invited Janelle, I invited people that had something to promote.

Susan wanted to promote her Instagram. It makes sense. It's kind of stupid otherwise, honestly. If you want to just go on a yacht trip, go on a yacht trip. If you don't have something to promote, really, I've been on TV for a long time. It doesn't do anything. If it's not your own show, you know that most likely it's not going to be 100% positive. I haven't been on TV for a long

time. She was on The Bachelor. Come on. He knew that. He knew that. I can't say the first word, but Google me. If you have a guest on your show, you might as well Google them ahead of time. Do your research, guys. I looked at the Forbes piece they did on you, Erica. It was great.

I did it for her as an attorney from reality TV to attorney, so you guys can show some respect. Why were we not showing respect? Well, because of the way you're phrasing the questions at us. Oh, Dylan is known. No, it's another bit. I have to get into a fight

with the guests for the audience. I want to get down to brass tacks here. All right, you guys just watched the episode, the second episode. Can you tell me, was that a um an interpret a correct interpretation of what we see as viewers is that what happened there no not at all everything there were so many things that um we did that were fun like water sports etc they don't show that in this type of charter everyone um same with my group of friends last time we all tip for ourselves and um the other couple is very successful also and they're a lot older than us and so if someone else besides us we tip like all the cash we brought my mom tips

some other people in our group didn't feel like it um and that was that we didn't mostly nobody really felt like it except for me and cindy and erica so we had to pick up so that 6 000 was from us three on result of on behalf of everyone else on the crew like so when i went with my girlfriends last time you guys can re-watch the episodes and obviously you didn't um no we encourage everybody to watch the episodes so i think we lost, we tripped over 20-something thousand. I think it was 23,000. And they still topped. And so part of our reasons in doing that, to be honest, was thinking,

okay, they're going to say nice things about us. We weren't that demanding as a group that season, to be honest. Yeah, we had a group of friends that had some drama because we had to quarantine last time for a week. This time there was no quarantining, luckily, because everyone was vaccinated. But we were not really a bad group of females last time, and they talked so rudely about us,

went on and on how horrible we were. And we were like, wow, not only did we pay for this trip, we gave $23,000 to be talked badly about. I don't think they should ever talk badly about you. Everybody, if you ought to know what TIP stands for, that means to ensure proper service. Why would I give a huge TIP to someone that can't even follow simple omelet instructions? Well, you gave the normal TIP, though, the same TIP you were going to TIP, right?

What? Oh, no, I was actually going to TIP more, but then... Oh, got it. But then, Chuck, when you... Oh, okay, so it was a bad TIP. One hour later through a credit card, they give you that option. Right, but Chuck, you were penalizing a staff of seven people for one person's mess up if you weren't happy with the omelet, right?

No, it's not only that. I mean, honestly, if you watched it, no one else really went above and beyond, and truly, I'm not unhappy about it. Also, we can't say certain things because of confidentiality, so it is what it is. Here's a question about it. Also, we can't say certain things because of confidentiality. So it is what it is. But here's a question about tipping. So you guys did the bulk of the tipping. So actually, if you're breaking up the group, it would have made sense if everybody chipped in as much as you guys did, it would have been like 25. Right. So it was just us and my mom.

What was that conversation like with the co charters when you're like, guys, oh, they didn't even, they just skipped around. They didn't even talk about it. I think Janelle and Rat might have been doing something. I don't remember. I doubt it. And then our friend Haley was kind of like, oh, I just wanted to, I really liked Gabby, Gabriella.

I'd rather just tip her. I don't know what happened with that. They weren't like our best friends. I didn't know any of these people. Yeah, the only one we still keep in touch with is Hallie. So it's like, why are they, they're not like, they weren't know any of these people. The only one we still keep in touch with is Hallie. So it's like, why are they, they're not like,

they weren't great friends of ours. Like Susan, my mom invited, she wanted to promote something with Instagram and Janelle. I thought, you know, I had liked her results of my hair at the time. And I was like,

Hey, this would be great for you to promote your salon. Like when you're, but she didn't, she just cried. She just cried the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. When you're, um, when you're with someone didn't she just cried the whole she just cried the whole time yeah yeah when you're um when you're with someone at the salon like it's different you know she's trying to get money from you at the salon so she acts like she's your friend

right it's like a stripper kind of thing and she gets involved she got too involved in our business yeah it didn't look like to turn against each other. And we're just not going to do that. Got it. You guys are very loyal to one another. It's very admirable. Yeah, like I don't control him. And I think it accurately showed our relationship.

Well, you guys have an interesting dynamic. And most married people do. I have it with my wife. But the one thing, Chuck, it seems like you're okay with how you appeared on television. Yes, sir. Is that correct that correct i mean you know what considering the fact that i was entertaining people and i've gotten this much reaction i think i did my job he's happy about it i'm happy that people were entertained they obviously must have been entertained because their lives stopped they must have been stuck my goal when i got on the show is to make everybody forget about their lives for an hour

and enjoy and get stuck into reality. That's quite a far off goal. Let me ask you this, Chuck. You got what you wanted. I get it. You want to be a villain, but for the other performers... No, I don't want to be a villain. I just wanted to entertain. If I had to be a villain and entertain, it would still be because the villain is

more interesting than the villain. Very. Have you seen The Patriot? The evil general and the patron or dark knight but i totally get it but let me ask you this question you're amazing tv chuck you're you're amazing tv chuck i'll give it to you you definitely kind of fit a different archetype i haven't seen on the show but for the people that are working on this boat not part of this kind of number one would you would you want i never knew anyone had a problem with me i never directed anything they're getting well paid i understood but hold on i can't

tell you i can't tell you how much that they disclosed to me when they were drinking my alcohol but they're very very well paid and they're actors. Yeah, but Chuck, let me ask you this. How would you feel if you have a person or a family member that works in the service industry and someone like you was talking to them that way? I would say, you know what? You need to provide better service. Got it. Okay.

Nick's got to ask some questions. No, I just wanted to inform Chuck that tip that's a urban legend that tip stands for to ensure proper service because that would be the wrong insurer which you should know because you're an injury lawyer that's i-n-s-u-r-e that means back with money to like uh but that would be insure e-n-s-u-r-e i'm not gonna really argue with you about insurance because you lack personal knowledge so right no it's it's to insure with an e right right it's to insure whether it's e or whether it's i right you said tip stands for okay you said easy no you said tip was tip and you're moving your tongue around like you're on i didn't stop it i didn't think that we were going to get into a fight over this we're not

going to we have to we have to you guys have to get back to your children. I came on your podcast last time. We loved having you. You were amazing last time. So last question. The omelet. So you said that you went on the show to provide entertainment. Now, you did provide entertainment,

although it was the kind of entertainment that, I don't know, makes people feel a little bit yucky. It's not quite a snuff film, but almost there. They didn't kill anybody. Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir. That's so offensive. Don't compare this to a snuff film. A snuff film is a person getting-

He said it wasn't like it. Sir, thank you for calling me, sir. I really appreciate it. Calm down. He's leaving. Okay. All right. Well, we're I really appreciate it. Calm down. He's leaving. Okay. All right. Well, we're going to go to our stenographer.

He said they were not the same thing. Erica, I have a question for you. Again, as a married couple, I've been known to act out one particular thing. We had someone working the house. I was tired that day. I was short with that person. My wife pulled me in the room, grabbed me by my ear, and told me to cut the shit. Did you have a private conversation with Chuck at some point and said dial it back did i

no um i kind of tried to put him in check like if you're listening to the part about the omelet like when he sent it back the first time with tomatoes i know how he is about tomatoes and so that i understood but when he like refused to try it the second time i was like oh my gosh come on like i got into the character i called him out on that okay yeah yeah so so you're saying that he he got into the character but also he hates tomatoes so yes i'm saying i called him out when he was taking it too far like to complain about tomatoes that's him right so that wasn't an act that was just full-blown quiet i was like that's silly right you know what i mean yeah i also want y'all to know that i was like okay y'all want me to do any more scenes i'm like i got it and then when you hear me say that's nasty oh i

can't say so i don't know if he thought that they were like going in with him or not but it is what it is um but it did seem like and and again, you kind of answered the question, but it seemed like a little enabling when Chuck was kind of, I think, being short with the staff. And it's okay to be short to a certain degree when they're not performing. To an extent. I thought I was really nice. I thought with Captain Glenn and Gary, that's why when I got on the boat,

you'll see that I gave them a hug. I didn't really get to know colin last time or the sign i didn't have a negative vibe on him yeah uh if someone's negative with me uh on interviews on things like that like you know such as daisy i'm not gonna feel bad if someone's being demanding at her i thought i was nice to her last time we tipped so well like i said and i was surprised and hurt when they said negative things about my group of friends last time we tipped so well like i said and i was surprised and hurt when they said negative things about my group of friends and you know now that i see what daisy's acting i should have been even more ruthless on the show and sent the omelet back yeah totally yeah totally well let me ask you this

did you guys feel any of that energy like i'm not making excuses for you chuck but were you feeling some of that stuff that there was whispers behind the scenes that could have read. Not really at all. I really didn't feel it at all. He didn't really watch the episodes my friends and I were on, but I will say this, what you guys don't know, and you might not be able to tell it despite the look of it, but Natasha,

the chef from last time, her food was amazing. So they were telling me for a whole year, how great the food is. He met Natasha on two separate occasions in Miami and in Houston. We were good friends with her, my mom as well. And we were disappointed as was she when she didn't get asked to come back. And she asked us to voice those concerns. And we did. And the point is that we genuinely believe that her food was so much better, but I wasn't there to sit around

and eat the whole time. But Chuck truly, on the trip so excited about just eating the whole time. That's what he thought when he watched it. I was just so upset that it was so gross. It wasn't. Honestly, it wasn't so gross. I think it wasn't. Right. It couldn't have been.

It wasn't gross. Right. I'm sticking with my character. It was nasty. With that, guys, Chuck, you're a method actor. It's unbelievable. Emphasis on method. Guys, you're a method actor. It's unbelievable. Emphasis on method. Guys, I have to ask you.

Any regrets about any of the behavior? It's not like you owe any idiots watching. If I had to go back, I probably wouldn't have acted extra dramatic. Yeah, it was a little bit. I probably would have gone back. I probably wouldn't have. He's already a little bit over the top as it is. Right.

It's his character. Yeah. I don't think it was necessary i probably if i could go back i probably you know would have been a little bit more chill i thought i wouldn't have lived i don't know if i had to go back of course i would of course i would have complained about the omelet if i had to go back i think i guess i could have given him more like coaching which i didn't really this was his first time doing reality tv with me like i said i've been doing it since i was 23 so i didn't feel the need to be like okay because i've never seen

him on a camera like on camera before i thought it was pretty funny so i didn't feel the need to say okay don't be extra pretty or don't be like this because i truly did not know what to expect and then i told him i never after and i told him i was like you're such a camera or anything like what do you mean because some other times like since then everybody else in our charter they were giving the camera people nothing nothing before me before I'm such a quiet is there any truth to what Rhett was saying on the phone with his friend back home of you liking to go to hotels on weekends, bitch about the food, and then get it for free. Because that's pretty fire. Yeah, it has to be true.

Oh, no, it has to be true, right? I will say that he does complain in real life. And we did get a $500 credit here for the lack of service. Of course you did. Yeah, how could you not? I was acting for an audience. If you guys choose to believe that's the way I really am,

then that's on you. Right. Who's your best man? And I was trying to get ratings and it obviously worked. Nick wants to know who your best man was at the wedding. Well, I had five best men.

No, you didn't. He had his stepbrother. My stepbrother, my friend Morgan was my best man. No, you didn't. That's... He had his stepbrother. Oh, my stepbrother, my friend Morgan was my best man. No, Morgan was just a groom. He has people that like him. All right, so we got a wrap. What is the relevance of that question?

I don't think you have any guy friends. Okay. All right, be nice. One last question. We have to wrap this up. We have to talk about the cushions and then we want to talk about overall goals, how you felt about your appearance on the show,

and then we'll let you guys go back to your children. How much were the cushions? I have to know how much. Did they ding you guys on that? We didn't get a bill for it. My mom handled that situation. And actually, she had given Captain Zinssen cash for that. And I don't think he counted that into the tip.

So that did take away from the cash that she had brought. And she does not think it was her. She claimed that it was a different charter guest um it was not either of us so like i don't like getting involved in that drama gotcha all right so second second uh appearance on the show chuck seems to be happy with the attention that the law firm is getting um he's happy i'm confused because you guys came off as such unlikable people but you you know you will garner business from this i don't know how that's possible but um what are you are you are you not very how is that not possible well let's see my firm has been trending on twitter i'm trending on google with over 5,000 clicks. Right, because

they hate you. They don't want you to represent them. They're fascinated by you. How do you not get that? How do you not understand that, Chuck? That's why they're clicking on the website. Guys, you guys have to get back to your children. We have to leave you alone. It's been a little contentious. If they click on the website, that means I get

retargeted and Google, I go up and domain it to it. Got it. And people will be able to see your face If they click on the website, that means I get retargeted, and Google, I go up in domain authority. Got it. And people will be able to see your face easier. Right. All right, guys. That's why. Thank you, guys.

Every single time they click, every single time someone reaches out to my law firm, via my contact form, it says YouTube is below deck. That, that's just more retargeting and higher domain authority. So that's what it's all about. Hard R at the end, but that's fine.

How many milligrams of Adderall do you guys get? I just got prescribed 20. All right, guys. All right, stop. That's it. I wouldn't discuss that with you. And I'm sorry you just admitted that you got on Adderall. I'm not.

No, we're in Los Angeles. Everyone's on Adderall. Not me. All right, let's end this with courtesy, please. Let's be copacetic, okay? Thank you guys for spending some time with us. Have a lovely rest of your vacation. We hope to

not see you on this show anymore. Also, Chuck, mental health is real, so I don't think I should be embarrassed about being prescribed with neurodivergency. I have ADHD. But don't ask me about my mental health. I'm not going to tell you that.

Okay, that's your prerogative. Copacetic was great talking to you guys. Guys. The max is 60 milligrams. I bet you got 60. Erica, Chuck, thanks for facing the fire. Hey, man, 60 is a lot, man. That's crackhead level.

It's the max. Oh, God. Yeah, man, they're good. Like, I just never take it at the fourth level. Bye, guys. Thank you, man. That's crackhead level. It's the max. Oh, God. Yeah, man, they're good. Like, I just never take it at the fourth level. Bye, guys. Thank you, Eric. See ya. What the fuck was that point?

Oh, God. Okay. Well, that made my head hurt. I mean, really, truly. In the middle of the interview, I started to get a headache. You know? And it was a lot. How do you think I did?

I wasn't too nice, was I? Also, I didn't want to be too mean. Nick, it got pretty heated with you in there. I didn't think that I was going to be the second meanest. I think that Nick was far and away the most mean. You guys were yelling at each other. Usually, I see these gaps in waveforms where I can stick in jokes, and these people wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Right, right. So then I started to get angry, and I have some stuff going on in my personal life, so I just really took it out on Chuck. I noticed that. I fucking went toe-to-toe with this. Do you even know what tip means, Chuck? I mean, it's so nasty.

Oh, T-E-P, you fucking idiot. It was when you asked him how many groomsmen he had or something like that. He didn't like that question. What is the purpose of that question? All right, we got to move on. You guys heard the entire thing. You guys just heard it. All right, so let's get ready for dinner.

Chuck is having another meltdown about hair mousse, and Madam Norco goes upstairs. I'm glad you specified hair mousse because I would have thought the animal. I think it was spray. I think I errors and omissions. But yeah, it's a hair. At this dinner table, did Gary tell the single charter guest that he eat or

will you fucking shut the fuck up and let me set the dinner up, please. My God. Full service. Pretty much. Cindy comes upstairs. She is buzzing and she is Marilyn? I don't know what she's doing, but everybody's very uncomfortable. So, Glenn and Gary head up for dinner, which will be a massive, massive mound of tuna tartare.

Spaghetti. Creamed spinach. Salmon sashimi. sashimi broccoli and ribeye now i'll not rate this meal because it was specifically requested by tongue blind pigs but if this was served from the heart of a chef 10 pots i mean it makes sense. There's no cohesiveness. The flavors are clawing and fighting with one another. And just overall added to a nasty kind of tone of this episode.

But still very entertaining. Reminds me, pun intended, of the Hunger Games. Just different factions. Right, yeah. The flavors, I'm discussing. American politics. yeah exactly the flavors american politics yeah so again the flavors are are the the red and blue parties uh the producers ask him what does this remind you of what restaurant he correctly says no restaurant it's more like a trough uh so gary says marco

yeah marcos is the man uh now we'll get to the point that pat so crassly set up crossly it's exactly what happened gary says i'll eat anything and one of the point that Pat so crassly set up. Crassly, it's exactly what happened. Gary says, I'll eat anything. And one of the charter guests says, so I've heard. Whoa. Holy smokes. One of the guests then headbutts the ceiling. Not sure why she did that.

And we move on to. The schnieve. Happy birthday, Mr. President. Mr. Captain. I got to say, everyone's stomachs hit the floor obviously except for glenn who i think wants to kick tom out of the fucking room so he can toss into fucking sydney i mean that's what it seemed like he was he was touching her and he was age appropriate you know yeah yeah do? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's like, you're different. You're different from the woman I usually, you know. Usually they're very alert, and it's a fight or flight thing. Do you think you're Marilyn Monroe? All of a sudden, 2.30. Ten years after she was dead. Ten. Whoa.

Generous. Whoa. What are you on, wild and out right now? All of a sudden, two-thirds into the season, Tom's going to be like, oh, yeah, you guys didn't know. There's three people in our room. One's a blonde who said she's a yachtie. Cindy's been in the room the whole time.

Glenn just keeps her there. All right, so next morning. Next morning. Before we get there, though, let's take a quick break to talk about room the whole time glenn just keeps her there all right so next morning next morning before we get there though let's take a quick break to talk about our third sponsor guys this podcast is sponsored by better help online therapy everyone knows the relationships take work especially the most important one you can have in your life, your relationship with yourself. You know, people scoff at the whole thing when if oxygen levels drop on the airplane, you're supposed to secure your mask first before putting it on your little child. You'd buck. Oh, that's a little that's a

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and it looks like they got him. You know, hodgepodge are all over the place. You said it wasn't me? She goes, oh, wow. So Cindy tells her fellow guests that they're all going to have to pay for it and it's handled perfectly

by evidently the one who didn't tip well janelle um she says uh no we're not gonna be paying for that because um it wasn't me but it was probably you transcript hashtag what an incredible move by cindy to then to take a coffer around and try to get a collection of something she did. Guys, you're not going to believe what happened. All right. So these fucking disgusting pieces of shit finally depart the boat. Chuck says he's never had so much fun in his life. So let's get to the tip.

Daisy starts with a little shade or a little uh constructive vague criticism aired out in front of the entire crew very confusing route to take uh marco says uh i pulled off the dinner chill uh and then glenn lets us know what the tip was pat take it away 6500 that's our lowest tip in below deck history. Yep. I believe. By more than half. By more than half. 15 grand probably the lowest. That's 720 each.

The charter was three days. That is $250 per person per day. I did the math with a 12-hour shift. That's $20 an hour waiting hand and foot on people. They can deny it all they want, but one, they're addicted to clout. I mean, Eric has been on reality TV many times. Is that a new Adderall? It's far more poisonous than Adderall. It rots your brain.

It doesn't just get you high. So they went on to drum up business for their personas online and for their personal injury and family practice law firm allegedly allegedly now um they're stupid people right uh just because you pass the bar doesn't mean you're i mean yeah i guess let me rephrase this just because you pass the bar in whatever fucking state their practice is in doesn't mean you are a smart human being. They think that this is going to be good for business.

Chuck and I got into a little bit of a tiff about this. They heard it. Yeah, they heard it. All right, my brain's busted. The irony. But if you were going to go on this vacation, quote unquote, faux real, there would have been a conversation with the people who are going. You would have said,

everybody needs to bring this much money so that we can get to this kind of cutoff tip mark. We have to do this. These people are waiting hand and foot. They don't do that. They made a calculated decision to come on this show, to act the way they acted and to tip like fucking shit because it would be good for business right i want to say though if that was

his goal as well as his other stated goal when we talked to him you guys heard it of just giving people one hour where they like forget their own lives right well chuck you outdid yourself because you gave me two and i just want to thank you incredible character actor and i'm actually sorry how inflammatory it got i'd love to fucking buy you a beer and just hear about what you do yeah can you imagine if fucking bravo gives these two a show the law dude just the law firm the firm not the most insane thing he said he walked on the boat knowing that he was going to give people an hour to just escape from their lives man this guy is such a fucking moron and thank you so all right we have got to get to

the night out gary tries to proposition a threesome with ashley and gabby obviously uh then well they had they had that tip you know they had to shake that off right right right no better way to do that than fucking and sucking right so then ashley sits down with the sea dog and that gossipy bitch yeah he pulls everything right out of her and an m night shaming man type twist ashley doesn't like her sister and hasn't spoken to her in a year. Ah, but the old sea dog, Colin. Right.

It was interesting with him because he's like, who's that guy in the movie actor's studio like James Lipton or whatnot? Yeah. She's like, yeah. She banged every boyfriend I ever brought home. He's like, he's very turned on.

He's like, tell me more. Right. Tell me more. And then he was like, ashley you are to arrive at pearly gates yeah all right so daisy grabs the vanish spray and tells uh glenn to stop making her work uh and then we head out for our night out now the sea rats begin to thrash and they start their transformation into a ball of snakes but But first, Marcos comes in with a heartfelt toast. He's never felt this close to people so soon.

Love him. Beautiful. Beautiful. Working through that head injury. Yeah. What a guy. What a guy. But let's get to snakes.

So the shots are flowing, and Gary is left alone with Ashley. She's really, really good at flirting, case in point. She says, if we're going to have sex, I don't want you fucking want you fucking anyone else and he says well then i don't want to fuck you what a move what a move honesty is the best policy gear well also did you catch out ashley she attempted to be a little gossipy she said you know uh gabby's been talking about you gary she says you're a male whore and he goes uh she's got a point right right right and he goes, she's got a point. Right, right, right. Do the accent again. She's got a point.

Right, right. Okay. I thought it was actually a pretty savvy move by Ashley, though, to bring up that scuttlebutt that Gabby said, which Gabby did definitely do to try to deter Ashley away from Gary. It's quite the fucking art of war we have going on between these sea rats. Yeah, I know. They're violent. The rats of war.

Okay, so his response was already mentioned. Well, then I don't want to fuck you. So let's get to the vans. Anything in the vans? Nothing. Great. So let's get back to the boat. They're shrink wrapping Marcos's head,

and Ashley is sucking down tequila straight from the bottle glenn's eating m&ms in bed yep and there's a moment when gary has a little kissy kiss with ashley but it's going to be rather inconsequential because the snakes have kind of picked their partner at this point you know um gabby and ashley are both kind of vying for tom a little bit here and gabby can say oh i wasn't doing that but you know you were sitting on his face while he was in the jacuzzi i mean what'd you think was gonna happen this is what i would tell you know it's wrong to put on to gabby that she's going to um push back against that claim you know we'll have to talk to her this is what i want to say about the ball of stakes which did not manifest itself but it was trying to because it was talking about it

didn't manifest i think he we manifest i need entering holes and such uh we'll holes were entered you want them to do it on camera go to uh spankbank.com but this episode was wonderful right when this episode just when you had enough you like, it peaked with, you know, that tip and all that. Yeah. You got booze. You got a hot tub. You got some girl on girl. Okay.

You got the weird one. Right. She was doing something. Weird one alert! You could hear the slithering. Yeah. And the thrashing. And the thrashing.

Right. And Gary's overhead saying he wants to fuck Daisy. Yeah. Well, not only does he say he wants to fuck Daisy, he does that thing where he removes the agency from the woman he's targeting and treats them like a piece of pizza. He just says, I'm going to fuck Daisy tonight. Oh, one last thing.

It was wonderful, Tom. This is what I teach all men in the class that I used to teach, how to close more ass for less money, cracking the code. Patience, young Padawan. Eventually, you'll wear them down. They will have less options. You will be the final option. They will crawl on top of you and sit

on your face. Patience. Tom. Yes, dear. Oh, yes. Today's episode is brought to you by 1-800-TOM. Oh yes Today's episode is brought to you by 1-800-DANCE I don't know how you Sounds like rain It does sound like rain

But that was a rat Yeah that was a rattler Very dangerous sound So everyone has picked their partner Ashley has come around to Fucking the only person that will have her I love sea rats Any port in a storm I love sea rats.

Any port in a storm. We love sea rats. We love this show. Guys, if you like the interview. Wish I would have been on that boat. This is the first episode I want to be a yachtie. This was the first episode I'm like, I could see myself doing this. That's what I'm saying.

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