Another Below Deck Podcast - Two Wet Feet | RHOBH S15 E14

Episode Date: March 22, 2026

Pat, Dylan and Ruby are back to break down pizza, birthdays, fashion, cum gutters, love, accountability and more from Bravo's RHOBHPATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

Robs confirm or deny Sutton's being extremely chill. It's unbelievably chill. Sutton is a different person. I don't know if it's the drinking or what, but good for you, girl. I want to say this about Zara. My birthday's just around the corner, July 23rd. If anyone wants to buy me anything, Zara. It's three months away.

My waistline is 32. My length is 33. I wear a medium shirt. I love Zara. Okay. My birthday is right around the corner. The fuck. Okay.

Hi, hello and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's Pat. Great to be here. Ruby is here as well. Hi, Dylan. Hi, Pat. How are you?

Wonderful. Fresh off that long line at Katz's Deli, huh, Ribs? How long was it? Hour and a half today. Did you lose your ticket? Did not? No, kept it. Yeah.

Would you get a couple half-sours and got out of there? three half sours and then I then I booked it. Yeah. Is it crazy to think that poros out here is overrated? I don't know if our audience. Yeah, I think it's crazy to say that. You do. Yeah.

Everything's a fucking croissant. It's a croissant. I'm going to explain this to the audience. There are lines that go around the block to wait for a box of croissants and then just put whatever filling that you like in it. You can have, it's like in and out. It's like,

it's reliable. I'm not waiting an hour for it. Oh, okay. You know, I'll wait, I'll wait a half hour for it, but I'm not, I'm not going to wait that long. You know. Go in to your local in and out. I know it looks daunting to park and go inside. It's just, it's 19 minutes versus 42.

It's, you're stimulated. Go inside. Just do it. Yeah, a lot of fun's happening inside the, the bowels of it in and out. Kail's here as well. Hello. All right. I've got to shop tonight.

Oh, yeah, lots of shopping. A lot of humble bragging, too. We shop till we drop tonight. Listen. I want to ask Ruby this. Ruby, Dolce and Gabana, some of these stores they were visiting, are they that different in what they're carrying from shop to shop? Like, oh my God. Yes.

Dumb question? Yes, such a dumb question. Yes. And also, I believe that in Italy, the selection is even more wildly crazy. and exceptional. I guess money doesn't exist in Italy or Europe for that matter. Money doesn't exist in Europe. No, no, no, no.

Now, you saw what she did there, though. That was a little bragging there. She's really good at that. You hate so. No, I love Zoe. In fact, I loved when she pointed out, I thought it was a little mean-spirited that she said about Amanda. She said, are you a strong and powered woman?

Are you a weak little victim? Which one is it, Amanda? Yeah. I mean, she didn't say that to her face. She said that to us. Yeah. I fear that the women of this cast are so cognitively hampered that Amanda might seize the day. I mean, Bose's defense was absolutely crazy. And the attack on Natalie from Kyle was just full in the throes of, no, I'm not. dating that country star musician.

What are you talking about? Kind of mania. It was absolutely nuts. There was, okay. We should get to some housekeeping. Let's do so. Dylan, take the reins.

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No. No. And it's also where you will heal the, musings of PMZ and APS. I have, we got to get into some stuff on APS because I've had, I've had a couple of doctor's appointments and they've been with women and they've had to do with my genitals.

And it's just been a little awkward for you. It's been so awkward. Well, how'd you like to be with a female and have a gynecologist that's a dude? Hmm? Hmm. Hmm. I prefer it, you know, because I say to myself, you don't have one of these. So whatever weird judgment you're passing on me, fuck off.

You have an ugly penis. Hey. I'm like, I'm sorry. Women's vaginas can be beautiful. They can be all sorts of things. I don't need that judgment in this chair, you know. Anyways, go to patreon.com. And then we're going to be covering the valley.

Yes, we're going to be covering the valley. Which Bravo, by the way, has done zero promotion on almost like they treat it. like it's ugly little stepchild that they don't care about. And also in the news, fire sale, if you want to buy Pump and TomTom for $4, move out to Los Angeles. Lisa Van der Pump is selling both restaurants simultaneously right now.

You can have both. Oh, the pigs in a blanket didn't work over a TomTom. If you read their Yelp reviews right now, people are showing up in saying how disgusting both those restaurants are. The service sucks, the food sucks, the restaurants are dirty. They're dumps. Yeah, yeah.

Well, go over there if you want some rotten crudo, you know. Sorry, is this rotten? It is. And it is also $28. All right, let's get in. It was sitting in the fridge for three weeks. We had to get rid of it. We don't like to waste.

All right, Ruby, what did you think of this episode tonight? We are in Italy. Go ahead and give us your babies. My babies are, they're not great. And this is why. I forgot that we had other, we had other things carrying us. I believe Salt Lake was here. So I was hiding behind the goodness of other things.

I was distracted. I was looking forward to Taylor. Frankie Paul being our bachelorette. And then now we have none of that. So I'm focusing on this and it feels as though we are overreacting to a comment that was made or not made one time in the first episode. And then Kathy Hilton and Jennifer Tilly are sprinkled in in ways that I just love and adore and I want to watch them travel.

That's the show I like. I thought that Doreet looked sexy in her menswear. Yeah, menswear. I will say, Pat, I even noted Zoe's humble bragging this episode, but I just loved her so much that I was like, you know what? Bragg, my girl. Go shop. 58 ba-beys. Wow.

Be-b-b-bys. It's a lot of ba-bys. Okay. Something is happening with this cast right now. Bose is finally fully embracing the mean girl. And to be a mean girl means you make no logical sense anymore as you. you touched on in your early babies. Am I right?

My E.Bs, yeah. Okay, here are EBs. Normally a composed, level-headed, positive Bose. She is officially turning to the dark side in being very negative. Right. Very negative. And her logic is out the fucking window, as pointed out by Amanda later in the episode, which said, be yourself.

You can't really tell a person how to feel about your judgment. She completely is hypocritical about that. Yeah. Bo's is losing it. Yeah. I agree with your sentiment. Kyle is losing it as well because she's frustrated beyond belief. She can't believe Natalie is probably on this cast.

There's a theory, by the way, Ruby, that Natalie was supposed to be a full cast member and she just didn't pan out so they've cut around her. Because that would, that's the only reason it would explain why she's on this goddamn trip. This is a big trip. This is like a four or five episode arc. It's weird.

Yeah, and she's here. Yeah. Anyway, I also want to point out this, and this gets me in trouble sometimes. I can't stand Amanda. I think she's an idiot. I believe Sutton and Kyle were carrying her water at the tail end of this episode. And then Amanda opens her fucking mouth. And I'm like, oh, my God.

Every time you open your mouth, when I'm rooting for you to kind of stand up for yourself, I hate you more than I hated you when you had your mouth close. Yeah. that being said a lot of things can be true bo's is mean everyone's mean to her and she's also hateable but they're not nice either they're horrible as well de reid's horrible boz is mean am i right here ruby you know who's not mean enough tilly no who the fbi i get to work i want amanda oh yeah well let me let me bring this up Chachy P.T knows what's going on.

The FBI should be on the case. No, hold on. That's what I want to ask, Pat, is like, I agree with everything you said, but I think that she triggers Bose because Bose is just like, I hate how full of,

I can smell feces coming from you. Like, I think Bose just like, and she can't help it. Or she's just a mean girl now. I don't know. She's a porta potty con woman that Amanda. By the way,

Bose, we want to start digging into your fucking story. What's up with Keeley? What's up with you? your fucking bullshit. Well, that's, that's,

that's, that's just having a bad picker. I know, I, you know, that is nonsense. What's going on in your person?

Yeah, it's nonsense, but it's not criminal. Uh, neither, to my knowledge. That, that,

that, that, that, that, that, that, not, trust your gut.

Uh, look, it doesn't make sense to me, but look, it's an exchange of services. Look, you sign up for the website and she gives you some fucka, the fucking nonsense on a video.

Yeah. That's, your decision as an adult to sign up for $10,000 worth of dumb classes. I'm sorry. They can make a documentary about it later. Bose, don't hate the fucking player, hate the game.

The game is real housewives. And the way that we rate whether or not a game is good or not is what babies. All right, fine. I don't like Bose hating on a woman that's successful. Like, you should prop her up. Even if you have that kind of judgment,

like you let the fucking FBI figure it out. Right now, even though she's spewing non-s, sense, she's made her own way and you out of all these women should prop her up instead of foot your fucking foot on her and push her down to the ground. Anyway, 14 babies. Good episode. I will say that my favorite moment or my favorite thing about this episode was one, Kyukas crying and saying, I just want to go to the Hamptons. But two, Derreet went full Bobby Fisher tonight. She's pissing in bottles. The Jews are trying to burn her house down. And she is

playing 15D chess on a board that does not exist. Kyle is trying to befriend her so that she can say the things that she really wants to say, but we'll use her to say it. And I'm sick of it. Also, Whoa. Accused her of turning her into a little soldier. She's used that verbiage before.

Yeah. She accused Marisa being a soldier for Piquet earlier in the season. Doret's losing her mind. Kyle is losing her mind. and the last thing I'll say, I give it 100 babies. I mean, this was a great episode.

Justice for Natalie. She was involved in multiple pincer maneuvers throughout this episode that made no fucking sense. She did not need to be accosted in the way in which she was accosted by Kyle, that fucking crossfitter. Okay. And, and I,

she's, she's in a, she's a rookie in the cast. And Kyle's coming out. Have you no tax? Do you not know the rules of the game? To break down the fourth wall. To break down the fourth wall, that is a move that you don't, unless there's something

really important on the line, like cheating or something, to just use that card to go like, we're going to pull this out at the reunion of you saying this on camera. Like that for something stupid. Oh, my God. Yeah, she lost it. A hundred ba-be's ribs. I think that, yeah, poor Natalie. Also, this isn't me.

This is catty-patty. he texted me to say this earlier. Kyle, there were multiple times that her veins were popping out. And I was like, I think something may happen. You have to calm down. It was very weird. And I didn't like seeing it. That's what he said.

Yeah, he did. Caddy Patty said that. I want to say this. Kyle hates Dorit more than life itself. And by her proximity to Bose and Bose taking a liking to Doreet, she now hates Bose almost as much. And that's what's going on there. I agree.

I also think that Natalie has just gotten divorced to a very rich man. She's, I think, like, done with it. And now she's getting happy endings and fucking whoever she wants. And Kyle, I genuinely subconsciously or consciously is very, very upset that that is not her situation. And she can't do that. Agreed. I'm on bike you, love me. I got to make you love.

Hey, I ask you not to break me up anymore. Come on, hell. All right. Let's start the episode off of the luggage dispute. Sutton is so cool about being thrown a Zaratop, a break glass in case of emergency, Zaratop. Imagine if Derreet was the one going through this. For one moment, two days in Italy without her luggage, dear.

She would be a fucking demon. She would not come out of her room. No. we would not see her until that luggage arrived. So, uh, Rubs confirm or deny Sutton's being extremely chill. He's unbelievably chill. Sutton is a different person.

I don't know if it's the drinking or what, but good for you, girl. I want to say this about Zara. My birthday's just around the corner, July 23rd. If anyone wants to buy me anything, Zara,

what's three months away? Uh, my waistline is 32. My length is 33. I wear a medium shirt. I love Zara. Okay. Okay.

my birthday's right around the corner the fuck okay zo is pretty torn up about getting a text from jerry right pat uh jerry's pissed can i come to did he really say i want to come to the hamptons i want to fly to the hamptons yeah he dad just told me he's a shagging some strange can i come to the hamptons Yeah. So what I would go, hey, dad, you told me that. Can I have, can I have a thousand dollars? That's what I would have. Yeah. Here's the thing with Zoe and I love her, her little Cayucas so much. And when you are an extremely wealthy person, your kids are going to be privileged. Gordon Ramsey, the G-man, famously never allowed his kids to sit anywhere but coach anywhere they were going. Cayucas is, I assume, flying private. He's in the pod. To the Hamptons to go see Mama and Bubba.

Bose's child is driving a Porsche. It's disgusting. It's really, really gross. It's not a good way to raise good people and do way better. I've seen it firsthand. Every one of the kids that I've seen grow up where their parents throw the money out and they're all fucking losers. And they're all still living at home.

Yep. Yep. So you'll still love them, but they will suck. So anyways, uh, let's get out for a day with the mob wives. Ah, the mob wife look. Yeah. Erica Jane, baby. Yeah, baby.

I think Karen Hill, who was Henry Hill's wife, put it best in the film Goodfellis. She said, she was describing when she was first introduced to the fellow mob wives. She said they look cheap and sad. Yeah. And they do. And how could it go any other way when their husband killed her brother with an ice pick? You don't, you know who doesn't look cheap and sad? Tilly.

Tilly in that lemoncello. I mean, my God. Talk about some boobs. Holy cow. Jennifer Tilly is the, she is so much wealth and it's a kind of similar to Zoe that it's like it looks to someone like me. Like that has to be a fake piece that you're no, it's just vintage something from a queen that died. Oh, wow. It's amazing.

I love to watch her on the screen. Amanda doesn't like eating when the meals get tense. Hey, I have a question. Who fucking gives a shit? Who gives a shit? Whether you lose your appetite or not. with your gluten-free pizza. My God, Amanda, who gives a shit?

Yeah, I don't like... God, I hate her. I don't like hearing words come out of your mouth. Sutton talks Mac about how her pillow was used as a writing pedestal for Amanda's shitty book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is... Go ahead, Ruby. No, she was going to wait, but it's the craziest fucking thing.

This is what's interesting because Sutton had said, I want to get to know Amanda. So that's why I'm in this goddamn room with her. And now she's throwing shade. Sutton's all over the place. place with how she feels about Amanda, talk and smack about her, but then simultaneously holding her water, as I mentioned at the tail end of this episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Robs, talk about taking a pillow and writing on it and then not putting it back. Yeah, so here's the thing. When there's one sleeping pillow per bed, you may not touch anyone's pillow, period. And if you do, you are wildly in the wrong. You have to make sense, you have to discuss it. This is absurd. I was my, I was a gas. that she took that pillow.

It was crazy to me. Yeah. Well, speaking of that monster, we arrive at a bridge overlooking Florence and they say, you know,

well, look, that's Florence. Now, Florence is, um, if you've ever had the privilege of going, it feels like it's not even real. It's,

um, the hearth of the Renaissance. Uh, it's one of the most beautiful cities in the world. And Amanda looks out and goes, wow, beautiful. She is,

a dead inside criminal. She needs to be taken out of Gen Pop. I don't mean, I don't mean, you know, I just mean tried and convicted. Now, I know you have a problem with her, but I have a problem with swamp rat because you can take the swamp rat out of the swamp, but you can't take the swamp out of the swamp rat.

Yeah. When she gazes at David, the statue. Look at those, baby. Oh, look at the cum gutters, baby. Yeah. Yeah. And that's not David. No, it wasn't.

No. But what a classless loser. Like that's what you're going to say at fucking 53 years old. Take it easy there. I'm sorry. I thought it was hilarious. That's the persona you've decided to, your foul mouth fucking trash ball.

We have to get together as a fan. This is Pat. We have to get together as a family. Ellie told us she smoked pot. I mean, calm down guy. You know, calm gutters. It's so funny. No, but I agree.

she's a you cannot take it's so hard to take the swamp out of the swamp rat but suddenly there it is bad a way getting to say i do not know that word that was it almost made up for it Erica was kind of really funny this episode when she tripped in the street i thought she was i yeah this one was a little vulgar but she sprinkled in for me and made me chuckle and also it was a great to see kyle go balls Shut up. All right. So we hit Florence. I'll see Ponte, Bicham, look at the cum gutters, and then Kathy does a bit of a sonnet about how the wind,

uh, dancing around her calves makes her, uh, come on her feet. Oh. Yeah, I'm pretty, that's what the poem was about, right? Correct? I think so. Yep. Yep. I mean, talk about cum gutters.

It's disgusting. No, I wasn't disguised. It was beautiful, actually, I think. The way she described it was a little vile, though. It was like sitting in the splash zone at SeaWorld. I mean, you know. When you think about the fact, though, that her husband at his rape age is taking out shotguns in defending their home while he's alone, it's like you might, you know, squirt into cum gutters too as Kathy, maybe. Yeah, she's, I mean, she's just.

How does Kathy sound? I forgot. Eric, babe. Yep. The wind dancing around my ankles. Starts pouring down my legs, babe. My feet are soaking. Toothless, not homeless?

Sorry. Ruby's is just perfect. Okay, we take a look at the plague doctor, eyes wide shut masks. And Erica Jane says, I have those in my house, babe. And that's when Natalie asks who's going to be Pinocchio. And I think it was Natalie that asked it.

And Bose laughs and says Amanda. No memory of that after. He's got some bad case of amnesia. I didn't say that. And if I don't remember saying that. So Amanda overhears it. And she is crestfallen. we will discuss it later. Sutton has set up a little thing, a three-piece at Dulce and Gabana.

She has known Dolce and Gabana for decades. And they always open their doors for her. It's just what friends do. Now, I don't really speak about brands as though they're close family members. Maybe, you know, in my most desperate throws, I could refer to Taco Bell as a star-cross lover or something like that. very odd the way she was speaking of Dolce and Gabonner. Ruby, take it away. I don't even know what I would want to refer to as a family member, but it definitely, if I had to pick a brand or company, it would be nothing fashion related. And I honestly would probably go to it would be like a Taco Bell. It would be a franchised fast food restaurant for sure. That would be Taco Bell or jack in the box.

Yeah. Yeah. By the way, the windfall that they got by closing that store down for an hour, would they rack up $4,200? Wow. I know. I know that was crazy. Michael Jackson could have used the entire. He used to close down malls to shop.

And he'd be like, I'll take the red-headed one. I'll take the little Mexican boy. Get these fucking little girls out of here. Yeah. That's true. That's audio from that. From that?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Sudence like, if you're going to, if you're going to close down the store,

they expect you to spend what, what they would have made if the doors were open. $3,800. Is that all they were making? They were going to go out of business pretty soon, I think. I got. Okay. So there was other things going on here, too.

So this is when Zoe tells us that Europe, in Europe money doesn't exist. If you're filthy fucking rich, not like you pours that are watching. You can fall into that trap, though, with chips in Las Vegas. Now, the important thing to remember, though, is that it is very real money. And when you are coming down off of a Coke bender at 6 o'clock

in the morning and you've lost, I don't know, $1,400 trying to win at Blackjack, then it's going to feel like very, very real money. The one thing I want to say, well, two little little things from this three-piece private shopping moment. Is everyone named Stefan that's waiting on these women. It's just that everyone's named that. And also, Jennifer Tilly saying, I will whisper you, my size. She's got to have her own show. Yeah. A YouTube series that I would comfort watch every time I cleaned any part of my home. I'm doing anything. I just want to watch her be her. She'll be on a girl's trip. I'm shocked she didn't make it on the most recent one. Yeah. It's Kathy and it's tilly and they're going everywhere and it's just a million viewers.

Can I do a couple meanwhile because we're bouncing around these different stores? Okay, so catty patty's here. Whatever store Zoe was in. Careful. Why? It's catty patty. It's where I transform into a gay man where I'm an ally to women and I can say anything I want about what they're wearing and what they look like because I am saying things that are

hurtful, but it's to help them. You love cock. Right. Okay. If Rachel Zoe bought that dress with that huge fucking ugly flower on it, God. We would have had to send her to rehab because she's on the same drugs that Jimmy Hendrix died on. Okay.

I've seen smushed dog shit on the sidewalk that was more visually appealing. Okay. Is she fucking nuts? Caddy Dilly here. I agree. Light that thing on fire. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. You don't do the voice when you do Caddy bad. No, no. Okay. Sorry. Yeah, Dylan wasn't. I didn't like Dylan. Okay, sorry.

I want to apologize. I'll never do that again. Amanda realized the Pinocchio joke to Kyle with Natalie, and this is where Natalie is wedged between the two righteous indignations that belonged to Amanda and Kyle. Let Natalie shop,

you two bummer, dower. You know, it's just like, leave her alone, you suckers. I'll say this, though. At this point, they don't know where Natalie stands within the groups. Like, you ever like, you don't, you're just getting to know a person and you say something. Maybe it's a joke or whatever. And you kind of just then realize where they sit.

Roobes, go ahead. Your thoughts on this. Okay. So we do kind of know where Natalie is because she's Zoe's friend, right? Like Zoe brought her in. So that's the allegiance. Oh, okay. But that being said, Kyle acts as though this information is that Amanda was like, I mean, I need

to tell you that I've been sleeping with Maricio for four years. Right, right, right, right. It was the most absurd reaction. Or I'm still texting with P.K., something like that bad, right? Yeah. Yeah. But it wasn't. And the thing that drove me the craziest is the way that Amanda interrogates, Natalie, is so, ugh.

Just this. It's kind of the way that like an F, like, like an interrogates. irrigator will ask you a question because they already know the answer and they just want to see what happens to you. Now, I get in trouble for this all the time because people get the sense that I'm defending Amanda who I can't stand and I think is an awful person. But let me put yourself in her position. She feels like she's already being excluded in the group and being picked on. And here is a prime example of being right in the middle of the group being called a fake person. And no one else remarks on it and it just gets like no one even heard it. She's got to fight.

I think that is what Kathy Hilton and some of the other girls are trying to relate to her. Like you got to stand on your own two feet. This is what we do on this show. This is what we do. And you got to stop being this little victim that turns into with the little baby voice here. Yeah. And you got to say, Bose, did you just say that about me?

Yeah. What the fuck's up with that? The way she goes about fighting is so disgusting. Is it more that, Ruby? Yeah. And I think it's also this, this assumption and the place that she comes from like, I don't know. why you guys just think that I, I'm sorry my life is so light and happy and I don't want negativity. It's like, dumb bitch.

We're all fucking light and happy. Okay. Everybody here, except for Erica, like, has money. We all get to shop and like do whatever. You just aren't doing it right. That's what we're saying. So come on, Amanda. Yeah.

Just awful. We wrap up shopping at Dolce. As we mentioned, they did not really ball out. And then we get to Dorett's exercise, which is shopping. Now, Doret says she loves shopping because. It's her passion. It's her exercise. And when she shops, she wants to take her time. She wants to decide, should I or should I not? Now, that was a little slip there where she lets us into the nightmare cave paintings that are her inner workings. Okay. Doreet was honest for a moment wherein when she shops every item that she picks up,

she goes, oh, should I do this? I can't afford this. Is it going to matter? Every single item. She is in trouble. Have you seen her house and her closets how crazy they are?

I mean, she has enough clothes to wear for the next 50 years. Well, unfortunately, She's going to have to sell all those. Right. She's not shopping at fucking Zara either. She's shopping at these boutiques where a jeans are $290.

And a bracelet is randomly $3,000 at the counter. And you're like, wow, that was crazy. You know, that's where she shops. I don't know how. I do not know how. So Rachel Zoh called Jerry. He's crying. He's saying, I want to go to the Hamptons.

First class. It's heartbreaking. Now, Rachel Zoe tells Derreet that Sutton, said that she has separation anxiety with Zell. Once again, they're blown away by the rotten behavior of another housewife. And this is when Doreet goes, you know, full Bobby Fisher here and says that Sutton is trying to ruin with Amanda so she can get on Kyle's good side and relaunch an attack against Doreet in so doing.

Doreet, calm down. I thought I was watching the movie Patton. Yeah, or Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy, right? The stakes are not high enough to read. No one cares, okay? My God, calm down. So we talk about the Pinocchio moment again. Is this in the fans?

Yeah, Kyle is fired up. Okay. Kyle goes, Kathy, Kathy, how would you feel? Kathy says, I'm not really sure. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I know that my feet are still. what? Just trying to have a good time.

She is the Buddha of all knowledge. She is a Buddha. Okay. But in the other band, we do a little chat GPT on Amanda Ribs. What did the little chatbot say to the ladies about Amanda's business enterprise? Well, first it was business, then it was about the cult, right? It was the cult. Yeah. And it said that she had absolutely no, there was like no background whatsoever of her being in the cult at all. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. But that then I think it gets into her business practices and with many reviews saying that they were sold a snake oil. A bag of shit. Yeah, and a bag of shit.

They were essentially what Amanda is selling is that dress that Zoe was trying on. That's what she's giving people. All right. Now, Sutton says, take it easy, guys. All right, this is a lot. And to the housewives credit, they all spin around and say, shut and shut and shut the fuck up. Okay?

This is fun. Now, jokes can be mean. It looks like we've got Amanda versus Bose coming up. Oh, yeah. 10.15. We've got pizza by the pool. And Tilly is on vacation. She goes up to the bartender and she says,

are you going to be serving us delicious cocktails? What's your name? I'll have a vodka. Ice? Lime. Now that's a boozy fucking drink right there. Okay. I just want to point out really quickly.

There was a scene, I believe, earlier when they were walking, just walking in the streets. And Jennifer, just there's a person who wasn't on camera because they're not part of the crew. They aren't part of the show. They are a human being walking. And she just says, hi, I'm Jennifer. Nice to meet you. I love her so much. How do you feel about Tilly?

I like Tilly a lot. I don't know why she was hanging out with Sutton so much. You, they're rich. You don't think Sutton's up to her level. I don't know what they have in common. I guess. Drinking. Yeah.

Drinking. So we're at the pool party at this point, right? Yes. Okay. Caddy Patty's here again. Okay. I love all the looks. Bose's body's rocking.

It's pretty hot. Amanda's swimsuit was a catty patty. Sorry? Yeah. It's always not negative. Okay. What? It's not,

catty patty's not always negative. You open up with sometimes when you're going to go, Okay, there's a difference between catty-patties not always negative and catty-patties always not negative, which is the first thing you said, which is not true. Oh, right. Okay. Well, Amanda, let's get to her. Her swimsuit was an absolute disaster.

It looked like it got in a fight with a weed whacker and lost. And despite that, she still fucking wore it. It was ugly. Ugh. All right, that concludes catty-patti? I think so. Okay. I love this.

This is important for the show, I think. Thanks. None of the women want to go swimming. Ruby, how do you feel about swimming? Dylan, every time they talk about bathing suits, I think about you and I in our aggressive body dysmorphia. I will not. I won't do it.

I am like Jennifer Tilly. You just will never see it. It's not for you. It's not for anyone. It's not for me. And I don't know a pool, but if I were here, I wouldn't,

I wouldn't be wearing, I would be wearing what Sutton is wearing. Yeah, yeah. A sweater. Okay. So we get to, Amanda, Amanda,

I just want to say, I, you know, no shade to people with gluten and sensitivity. You live your best life. You navigate. You duck,

dodge, Bob and weave, however you want to. Amanda having gluten and sensitivity drives me nuts. Okay, let me tell you why. Okay.

Because it's just another thing stacking on the pile of shit already there that it's just like I can't stand you already of course you're gluten-free ribs these as a vegetarian these are sorry for the crime these are the types of things that if you're going to be the outlier you have to prepare to deal with the consequences you wait longer everybody hates you and then your things are different shut up Amanda I wanted them to never bring her the pizza she's so pissed off that the gluten-free pizza in Italy where the wheat is good enough to eat for most people is late. I don't think we've had someone as hateable as Amanda on this

franchise in a long time. Ah, we didn't like Diane. Diana. She, I recent, yeah, but she, you know, she sued and she won for that. Really? Yeah, whoever like started that that room. I don't think it was Bravo, but whoever started that rumor, yeah, she sued them. Oh, no, Diana was nowhere near as bad as Amanda. I couldn't understand what she was saying. She sounded like a vampire. Yeah, she was a one season or two. Yeah. All right. Well, Sutton starts the fighting proceedings here, Doreet versus Sutton initially. And I think this is where Sutton and Kyle feel the need to just get out of the gate and defend Amanda against her detractors. And then when it's time for Amanda to speak, I think we can all agree, despite the fact I can't stand to Reed. her eyes rolling represented America's thoughts in that moment.

Amanda's eyes rolling. No, Dorit's eyes were rolling when she was like, when Amanda was talking, she was like, well, yeah, that's because Amanda says things like, what did she say tonight? I don't feel safe at this dinner table. Well, and also in my vast education as a human pathologist in human behavior,

I can tell you ladies that the way that you're speaking to me right now is an unsafe environment for most humans in this environment. So the women bring up that this is millennial horseshit. And it is millennial horseshit, but it's not adopted by the majority of millennials. It's just adopted by horseshit millennials like Amanda. So Amanda, the worst thing about Amanda outside of her unethical business, business is this. Don't call me a wimp in my own. The baby voice.

I'll fucking just shut up. I, you know who I want her to meet? I want her to meet a black dad, Taylor Frankie Paul. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Get in the cage. Yeah, that'd be dangerous for her though. We don't want physical harm to come to her.

And Taylor Frankie Paul is strong. She's so strong. Okay. So at this point says, I don't get it. Are you a powerful, strong businesswoman, or are you a meek little victim? Great point. Great question. Now, Amanda is so good at emotional manipulation.

I saw her on Watch What Happens Live. she is not backing down off of any of her behavior. She is convicted and proud of everything she said on this show, despite it being so objectively reprehensible. This conundrum that Zoe puts her energy is strong or weak could be easily talked away by Amanda. No one would buy it, but she would just splatter a bunch of bullshit all over the place and justify it.

Now, when we finally confront Bose, there's this collective gaslighting that happens to Amanda that I fear is like it's a little, it's like an oxygen bubble for her. Like, if we're going to take Amanda down, we can't act as insane as she's acting because it's so obvious that she's insane. Let's just sit in the pocket and tear her to pieces. But what they do tonight is just like, why don't you just, own it. You said that she was Pinocchio. That's it. You know. You said she was fake, essentially. She does kind of own it. Bose does say, I did, you are fake. She didn't say that

she was a liar. Didn't she say your life is like warts or something? What the fuck was that about? Yeah, she did say life is like wards. She says you're lying about about your life. Um, was her sentiment. And she's right. What she should have done was not say, I didn't say your name because she probably did believe that because maybe she didn't remember it. But I do think that you're a lying fake bitch. That would have been fine. Right. Now, um, this is where Kyle goes full manic and launches into Natalie, um, for not corroborating the story, which she did. She said, yeah, she said that. I thought it was a joke. Calm down. And I don't know where this comes from from Kyle other than just as of kind of like M-night shammy man split kind of who is this woman.

But this will launch Doreet into another Bobby Fisher moment wherein she says Kyle is trying to recruit Amanda so she can turn her into a soldier and use her as a puppet to say the things that she actually, Doree, Doree, whoa. Have some pizza, calm down. She gets up and she leaves the pizza party. not filming anymore. That is a big no-no with housewives.

That's right, baby. If I got to be here, you do too. Now, luckily, Derreet's shitty behavior towards the other women, we'll see next week, is turning Erica Jane against her. Okay?

So we'll see what happens with that. The episode ends with a couple of different quorums held in different bedrooms. Bose, Doreet, and Zoe Rip Amanda about starting a cult. This is the accusation.

You weren't in one, but you started one. We'll be back next week to break it all down. Let us know what you thought in the comments below. Sorry, we're not doing The Bachelor. We were really looking forward to it, but the Valley is coming up soon. Join us Patreon.com slash another podcast network for Summerhouse and so much more goodies.

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