Another Below Deck Podcast - Unburdened | RHOBH S15 Finale

Episode Date: April 19, 2026

Dylan, Pat and Ruby are back to break down storms, alliances, really big books, bebes, love, friendship, the opposite of friendship and more from Bravo's RHOBH.PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/another...podcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

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Starting point is 00:00:00 But I was going to say Amanda in Rachel's O-Chat, and Amanda points out that, you know, she's just a girl's girl. Yeah. And despite Doreet resembling more of something that Stephen King would cook up and cook up in one of those books that kills children for their souls, she supports her now. Yeah. Isn't that nice to see? And I think that's what Ruby was kind of getting at. Yeah. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, the geese are falling for here is we've, we've only taken a break.
Starting point is 00:00:30 from Amanda. Amanda has benefited only from being not shown. So let's not forget. Hold on, but when she is shown, she's able to just squeeze in there that her husband's still a fucking loser. Hi, hello, welcome to another Brandsvang, a new episode of Bad TV.
Starting point is 00:01:03 I am here and I am happy to announce that it is, in fact, Buzzball Friday. Buzzball Friday. You're having a drink. Yep. Patty's back.
Starting point is 00:01:17 It's been a long week. I just found out it's going to be even longer. The nanny called out today. So I'm going to, I am going to have a alcoholic beverage, take the edge off. El Nino is joining us from New York City. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:01:33 Hi, Delhi, Pat. How are you? Can I ask about El Nino? I don't understand it. I asked my wife, is it water? It's a hurricane, I thought.
Starting point is 00:01:41 No, she tells me it's different things for different people. I don't get weather. And I don't get these damn housewives of Beverly Hills either. I mean, these ladies are really firing. Yeah, it's the end of the sentence. Remember, go to patreon.com slash another podcast network for Summer House. Summer House, baby. Also, our favorite Real Housewives franchise, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
Starting point is 00:02:14 All right. And we do have a rating system. clams. No. Well, it's clams. When you hear of the new rating system, you're going to immediately jump on it and love it. Okay, that's a tease for a couple of days. No, no, no, no, you don't have to say it.
Starting point is 00:02:31 I'm going to say it right now. No, don't say it right now, man. Fuck. We have no delayed gratification in this culture anymore. Really makes me sick. Um, quickly, did we vote on this? Was I gone? No, I just, I put it out there in the Facebook group and everybody immediately jumped on
Starting point is 00:02:48 and said, I love it. Got it. It's inspired. Okay. Go to patreon.com slash another podcast network if you want to hear that. So the finale, papaya dog girl is joining us
Starting point is 00:03:01 for the last episode of the season. You've been away on your honeymoon. What did you think of the season finale and how many ba-be's would you give it? All right. I am shocked by Amanda Francis and her ability to come full circle and my feelings toward her at the end of the season versus how I felt the beginning. I think that this was one of the funnier finalies because I didn't expect everything to end. And then for Sutton to come back in and say, no, no, open the curtains back up and let me out on the stage.
Starting point is 00:03:40 What was that encore? That was so crazy. unreal and so unnecessary. I'm actually quite interested in their reunion. I think that they need to bring Denise Richards back or like Lisa Rina or someone kind of day flamatory like that. Oh, Renna back would be so fun. No.
Starting point is 00:03:58 We've had a break. I think Renna would be fun. They've proven that you bring new cast members in and it's really interesting. Yeah, you're probably right. Sorry, Ruby. Not Natalie, though. And then, yeah, I think. I would give it like a solid 64 babies.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Okay. On the note of Natalie, she was on one of my favorite podcasts this week. I don't know why I even promote her because she won't have us on her podcast. Juicy Scoop. Heather McDonald had Natalie on. Natalie didn't even make the reunion. That's how little they care about her. And they allowed her to go on juicy scoop.
Starting point is 00:04:35 So Bravo really doesn't care about her and what she says. Wow. What's the tea? Okay. So she was a late cast last casting choice. thrown in there. Yeah. Friend of or a friend of Zoe?
Starting point is 00:04:47 No, but I mean at what was she brought in? She's going to be a full cast member. Okay. She agreed to do it, thought it would just be fun. She hadn't really watched the show, but she got the gist of it.
Starting point is 00:04:57 She films with Zoe does a couple scenes. They never made air. We didn't even see them. And she tells the producers, oh, I already planned a vacation for a month with my family. So I'm going to jet off.
Starting point is 00:05:10 They're already filming for a month. She goes, doesn't film. Wow. First time she films is when she comes back and says the happy ending thing, which she did not say happy ending. She says, I never said that. Someone else said that.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Erica said that. That's correct. Yeah, exactly. She had the ending, baby. She had a couple dinners at Rachel's house, I think, maybe not necessarily like alone, but it was like with like people that were going to be featured on the show before she left. But also, props to her. She was like, I have this thing planned with my kids.
Starting point is 00:05:41 I'm going through divorce. Fuck you. I'm not fucking moving it. What are you talking about? Okay. You know what? If you want to be on, if you want to, you know what? Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:05:51 We perform twice a night. An early show and a late show. Okay. It's shucked. Do you want to be in shucked or do you not want to be in shucked? Okay. Does that make sense? Yep.
Starting point is 00:06:07 You give your baby. Oh, sure. I'm enlightening the audience. Yeah. I just got a little lost. Heather McDonnell can be very annoying. And a lot of our listeners probably gave up on her because they're in love with us and can't stand her.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Anyway, so Natalie would not engage. She did not want to start mixing it up with the cast. She did not like, she thought it was, didn't want to get negative. So obviously, poor choice for a housewife. Get out of here. And so, yeah, she just kind of had a good time getting to know the ladies.
Starting point is 00:06:39 They cut most of her stuff out. and didn't make the reunion. Interesting story. She was a cocktail waitress at the four seasons where she met her husband, who was the creator of the spice girls later on American Idol, and now she's in the middle of a divorce.
Starting point is 00:06:55 She has so much money, she doesn't really give a fuck, and it showed when she was on that show. How much money were we talking? A couple hundred million. She also, too, is like, I believe 14 years younger than him, and Heather made no,
Starting point is 00:07:09 did not waste one breath, before saying, oh, that's kind of like Erica Jane, who worked at what classins on the other. And I was like, oh, that was so sweet of you. Yeah, no. Again, yes, that's what cocktail waitresses do. But also, if it works, it works. If it works, it works. You got a hundred million dollars.
Starting point is 00:07:30 You got to work it. Okay. So here are my babies. Fucking work it. The Housewives franchise is now, and I can't believe I'm saying this, I've followed it all the way through almost 20 years now. regarding the relationships between these women and their friendships, there's always been this idea that the women will fight, but their relationships are so strong that after maybe it will be a season,
Starting point is 00:07:55 that they will rekindle their friendships and then the friendships will endure. I am now of the belief, especially with this particular Beverly Hills, there is no coming back with Doreet or Sutton or Kyle. no what are they going to do Kyle and Doreet hate each other there is nothing they share there is no bond there
Starting point is 00:08:19 they can't film and I think this is going to come up during the reunion Sutton is hated by Doreet the way that Doree talked to her in the final minutes of this season episode it's some of the most brutal
Starting point is 00:08:31 it's so fucking brutal oh my Bose was even I think doing having a little buyer's remorse on whose team she signed up for when Doreet was belittling Sutton on camera, like, what did I sign out for? It's like the end of a great fantasy novel,
Starting point is 00:08:46 you know, alliances have been formed, lines have been drawn, and we await the next coming storm. See? You know, they all sound like that. And you might have, you're in bed with Satan. Well, the thing is, though, I think you're right.
Starting point is 00:09:00 There will be no storm. I mean, these two can't do another season, right? They fucking hate each other. You're going to have to just admit that you, You two are going to go sit at a table at the beach and hash this out. Can I also say, are we not fatigued by it? I mean, they've been fighting for two years. Two years.
Starting point is 00:09:20 We're done. It's been on and off for a decade. Yeah, I think we need Alex Baskin to sit them both down at Dukes in Malibu and say, I'm going to leave. This table is actually only set for two. You guys have 90 minutes before the reservation expires. and we need a hug. Otherwise, you're both fired.
Starting point is 00:09:43 They need to resolve it. If Ariana and Tom could film these two, there's no real reason for them to hate each other. Let the mice go. Tom and Arianna. They didn't film. They kind of did, but Tom and Ariana had a fun tension.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Well, obviously it wasn't fun, but we wanted to watch it. It was like, of course we wanted to see them scream at one another. It was such rare. We had never seen it before. This is all we've seen. They just always hate each other.
Starting point is 00:10:10 It's tedious. And now it's, and this was basically the entire season, these two hating each other. And clearly it was both of them trying to basically get the other one fired, really. And that's going to come up. Anyway, I'm going to wrap up my, I thought the episode was fine because this is people being real. I don't like cook stuff.
Starting point is 00:10:32 Some of the worst reality TV is when you can sense like they're trying to make drama where there is no drama. Seeing real hate is fascinating. Yeah. And it is here. Dorit unleashing on Sutton. And you see Sutton like, I just, I never would want to be an adult and have another adult talk to me like that. I think I would have to murder that.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Not to make it back to fantasy, but like, you know, this is a little bit like, you know, let's call Dorit the ballrog, right? Now imagine if one of the hobbits went up to fight it instead of geared off the gray. You know what I mean? Is everybody on the same? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. All right.
Starting point is 00:11:09 So, listen, thought it was a great episode. Oh, I'm going to give it 16 Bay-Bays. That's a good score for it. I think so. I'm going to give it six Bay-Bays. Thought it was absolutely awful. Let's get into it. I want to get Ruby's thoughts on my thought about ever coming back from this.
Starting point is 00:11:29 You don't think we should get rid of either Kyle or Doree. One of them needs to go. She said the Duke's Malibu. We need a hug. Oh, you keep them both on? I say if you don't resolve both of this, both of you are fucking fired. I honestly,
Starting point is 00:11:43 I don't think Dorit especially is redeemable. I think she needs to go. Well, she's so evil. Can we? I know, but Pat, sorry,
Starting point is 00:11:52 Dylan, just shut up, really quickly. Don't shut up. Pat, if we have Dorit getting actually, if this divorce gets messy,
Starting point is 00:11:58 I would like to watch it. Yeah, I want to watch her spiral and smoke sigs and I want to watch P.K. texts is Kyle. Okay, let me ask you this, though.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Also, is there. divorce is coming up too. Sure. Oh, I can see it from a mile away. I can see it from a mile away. It's coming. No, I think this is the storyline, right? Now, let me spin my ones and twos. The divorce has happened around the same.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Are Piquet and Dorit officially divorced? No. Takes years. No, but have they, they've started the process? Yeah. Okay, Kyle and Mo haven't. So maybe Moe says, I want to do this.
Starting point is 00:12:37 And then Kyle's going through divorce. At the same time, Doreet's going through divorce. They are pain. Bridges, the two of the back together. And Duke's Malibu are not. They hug.
Starting point is 00:12:49 It makes me sick. Well, we were talking about Sutton and Doreet, but yeah, that also could happen. Oh, were we talking about Sutton and Doree? I commingled it. It's not even a part. Sutton is fine.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Sutton's great. All right, let's get into it. Sutton is still in a bad spot with Doritos because Doritos called her a fucking weirdo to her face last week and said, I'll hate you always. So there's Tadshy. Well, then Erica says,
Starting point is 00:13:14 well, she describes both her and Sutton skipping out on Doreet's book cover reveal party. That just sounds ridiculous saying that out loud. It was the biggest book cover I've ever seen. I was like, how the fuck are they, how are people going to have stormed that? To be fair,
Starting point is 00:13:30 Derreet said she always wanted something big to get behind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, Eric had said that her in Sutton skipping this was something epic. Was that something epic? Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Actually, you know, creating a Ponzi scheme that embezzled clients' settlement money going back 30 years. That's epic. This is some small stuff. It is kind of epic if you think about it. I mean, it's not to say that it's good, but it is quite epic. Kyle has salmon come on her face and she goes, I'm not going. But we get to Doreet's launch party. Quite the fucking banger.
Starting point is 00:14:10 And right out of the gate, Tilly breaks a purse. That's a sentence that I didn't even think was possible. I didn't think that you could break a purse. I don't think they were like that. You know what I'm talking about? I mean, this thing shatters. What kind of purse shatters? It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:14:24 It's because we don't have ones that are $40,000. So that's why we don't know that they can shatter. but this was hilarious. This is why I love her. And her reaction was, was perfect as always. Yeah, she cared, but not that much. Well, she doesn't need to worry because that next Simpson check that could probably pay for 100 underprivileged children to go to summer camp, that will get that repaired.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Lickety split. And I say, and once again, you know, you podcast with two little communist youths, right? Yes. But Jennifer Tilly, that money is hers, best. trick. Okay. Okay. Also, he donated like a lot of it. He did. He did. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. No, no, I know, I know, but, but, but, but, but listen, he was constantly working. She was married to a ghost. Okay. She was, she was, she was. No. Dylan shut up, don't shut up. Yeah. Every time, every time you walk by one of those zombies, you can technically afford to throw them five, ten, twenty bucks.
Starting point is 00:15:31 I wouldn't get him a fucking dime. I'd rather just, I'd rather spend the money on machine guns to mow them down. Okay, but my thing is like that that's a little bit tricky because Pat's kind of philanthropy that he's talking about, it's, it's not as direct as kind of propping up a zombie's fentanyl habit. And the danger with that is that sometimes, not to say that you're contributing to a negative, you know, livelihood, but, but they attack sometimes. with their hands and also their words. No, my money would go to send.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Send poor kids to summer camp so they can swim and have fun. Mine, again, would just be poaching Batman. You know, you just go out there and you take poachers out. That's all you got to do. All right. What would you donate to, Ruby? Definitely poaching Batman. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:19 So Bose and Dorit, Chapp. I love this conversation. Can I tell you why? Yeah, yeah. Okay, because Bose tries to come off as comforting Doree. You know, she's a caring friend. Yeah. But it's really just there to rub it in her fucking face.
Starting point is 00:16:33 You ever have one of these? Like, oh, wow. Kyle's not here. That's got to hurt. Oh, and, oh, did Sutton contact you? Oh, Erica's not here either. Oh, Natalie, huh? But Bose is also doing this thing where she's playing into Dorete's anger.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Like, she's kind of trying to take Kyle out here, too. She goes, you know, I can't believe it's unbelievable. that she is not here, right? And in one of the talking heads, Boz says, you know, if Kyle really was worried about her financial independence
Starting point is 00:17:07 and her financial health, she would be here. And I get what you're saying, but also you're inventing that, right? That's complete horseshit. Yeah, also. You know,
Starting point is 00:17:16 what you're doing? Yeah, Boz says she's pretty offended by Kyle doing that. Yeah, I'm catty patty here. You should be offended by producers that continue to use that little Richard look
Starting point is 00:17:25 in your interviews. It's awful. As a gay man, I've seen awful things. And that's the most awful thing I've ever seen. You should be very offended by that. Caddy-Patty out. Bye.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Bye. All right. So we get to Erica and Sudden. Eric has heard eight years of friendship, baby. Maybe P.K. was right, baby. A lot of people have been saying that. He may be a piece of shit. Oh, yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:17:55 But he may be less of a piece of shit. I was boy George's manager for years, and that's how I accrued. She was straight fries. She's shown rice. All right. The party planner brings Dorita over for her speech. He says, all right, babe. This is the big moment, babe.
Starting point is 00:18:17 You got this. And Dorit says, I'm surrounded by fucking cunts. Filthy bitches surround me at all hours. And he goes, okay, geez, fuck Christ. All right. I got it. Lock in a bit. We got a big speech here that lasts all of 30 seconds.
Starting point is 00:18:33 And I believe she's joined by a host of guests on Stage. That? Oh, that's right. Who's there? Oh, Zach Wild and Randy Rhodes. Okay. Her beautiful children are there by her side. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:47 But I was going to say Amanda in Rachel's O-Chat. And Amanda points out that, you know, she's just a girl's girl. Yeah. And despite Derreet resembling more of something that Stephen King would cook up in one of those books that kills children for their souls. She supports her now. Yeah. Isn't that nice to see?
Starting point is 00:19:06 And I think that's what Ruby was kind of getting at. Yeah. What Ruby and the rest of the geese are falling for here is we've only taken a break from Amanda. Amanda has benefited only from being not shown. So let's not forget. Hold on. But when she is shown, she's able to just squeeze in there that her husband's still
Starting point is 00:19:28 a fucking loser. I hear you're going through a difficult thing, but with your ex-husband saying, happy birthday. My husband is a fucking loser. Okay, he sits around the house. He drinks tea. I think he's gay, okay?
Starting point is 00:19:47 So, trust me, you can have it a lot worse. He makes no money. He's disgusted. I'm disgusted by him. I make all the money. Yeah, no, she's really, but she's a girl's girl. All right. So the book is,
Starting point is 00:19:58 about strength, the book is about grit, and the book is about being unburdened. I always love a beautiful speech right off of, right off a phone. Yeah. Do we want to talk about it? Yeah, go for it, though. So, and Ruby was correct about this, but, you know, I was in a bit of a panic having to officiate.
Starting point is 00:20:28 this thing. You know, I was like, and can we... Dylan, your speech was 20 minutes. You can read off a phone if you have to. No, no. No.
Starting point is 00:20:36 No, you can't. No. So, and we covered this at Patreon.com. We do a wedding breakdown. But one thing that we didn't discuss was, you know, I was a little panicked because if you do a bed job,
Starting point is 00:20:49 it's going to be very awkward. You know, if you, if you bomb on stage, you can just go to Jack in the box and cry, but have a sour to Jack and two tacos, right? With this, I've got to be around all these people, right?
Starting point is 00:21:03 So I'm very nervous about this. I'm planning on reading it on paper, and Ruby goes, what are you doing? I go, I'm going to have it printed out a piece of paper. And she goes, no, you'll be going and you're getting a leather book to put the speech in. Well done, Ruby. And I was like, okay, that's what you want. I don't even think she said anything.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Let me tell you why. This is just turned. Ruby is an intelligent, bright woman. who understands, is it aesthetic? I never even knew that you were reading anything because that beautiful leather bound, whatever the hell you were reading out of it, did not even catch my eye.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Yeah, she was right. It looked beautiful in the photos because everything was green, but it was very, that 12-minute rehearsal was the most, it was the most monstrous moments of the whole weekend. But you know what would have stuck out like a sore goddamn thumb?
Starting point is 00:21:56 A phone. An eight by 11 and a half sheet of white paper. Right, exactly. But it would have been cringled. I would have given it life. You know? Sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:09 I was going to print it on that dossier paper. You know Martin Sheen's reading it in Apocalypse now. It's like really thin. Okay. Anyways, we are unburdened. The ladies gather around Dorit, and it's wild that Amanda, she says it's wild that Amanda supported me.
Starting point is 00:22:24 My two closest friends didn't show up. Well, Derreet, you're a mom. That's why they have they absolutely hate you. And Doreet thanks everyone for coming and then we get the big news. This is a big, big, important reveal. It's the reveal of the ring that she paid for. A little engagement ring, yeah. Yep.
Starting point is 00:22:45 And we're so happy for them. No. Okay. We get to Ferris House the next day. And we've got a wedding plan. And sure enough, the minor chords start to play, right? And Kyle says, dogs across America are looking for homes. Call the number below.
Starting point is 00:23:15 I mean, it's just, yes. In the arms are an angel. Yeah. Yeah, I think I know what you're getting at. Kyle gives the same speech we've heard for what? Three years now? I'm lonely. I don't, the unknown out there, I'm scared.
Starting point is 00:23:30 You know, what's the day to day? What's my next chapter? You know, I miss the good times with the kids in that house and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your fucking husband Moe moved on, what? A decade ago? Well, it's so funny.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Like, you know, we, did we say women are more evolved creatures? I think, on a certain level. Yeah, we both have our strengths, but it's, it's, at least you can give it to Kyle that she's grieving because it's important. This is grieve worthy. Mo is out dropping himself, spilling himself onto runaways in fucking Holland or something. No, he's at Craigs every Thursday night trying to get his dick socks by a cocktail waitress. Who are we kidding?
Starting point is 00:24:14 At this point, the only reason you two are not getting divorced because you don't want to pay a lawyer. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Which is a good reason, by the way. Who would want to sell the houses? It's a horrible real estate market right now. Oh, and she said in the Tuesday of the reunion.
Starting point is 00:24:30 I'm taking half the agency. Go ahead, Ruby. She said it's mine. Kyle, right. This is why you need to do this now. Because if God forbid, he starts to, God forbid, fuck some witty 38-year-old that's like, fuck your fucking dumb-ass wife. You should get 79% of all this.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Your girls will so love you. Who cares? Kyle, get exactly what is yours. None of this should be an inconvenience to you. You deserve that. You did help him through this. And I do think that she's one of those people that, like, he got to be. be who he was because she allowed him.
Starting point is 00:25:03 He broke rank from the family and she supported him throughout that. I mean, you know, she's a ride or die bitch, man. So, uh, Doreet and Zotok. Doreet is on a war path. Sutton not showing up, took a shit on the entire night, evidently. Doret, you don't care. Sutton is a soy sauce packet to you. Okay?
Starting point is 00:25:26 It's like, what are you talking about? Um, can I say, I know everyone loves Zoe and I love her. on the show. She's one of the best new cast members in recent years to any one of these shows. She just brings it. Her little like, oh, I'm Switzerland over here and I don't want to make waves. That is going to get real old. Like, Zoe, you got to get in the mud because I don't like, like, she tries and plays this role where she's like a Buddha over here. Conveniently, her in bows at the ultimate climax of the season at Kathy Hilton's party for her doubt. matters too much. Conveniently are both just like, it's not my place to speak right now.
Starting point is 00:26:06 That was interesting to see that. Add your voices to this fucking carnival of misery, please. It'll be more entertaining. All right. So, Dorita is such deep pain in her heart over the two of Kyle and Erica not being there. And she says, Erica and I have been friends for 10 years. So why did you say that Bose was a better friend than her? It's just like, Doreet's, I don't know what's going on with Doree. Well, Doreet's evil. I've said that. thousand times. She is a very intelligent person, but, and there's nothing in there, like, as far as soul. I think I don't, I don't think Doreet likes humans or anything, the human experience. Yeah. And I, she's a very cold person. And I also don't think she plans her words well. I think that's
Starting point is 00:26:54 what's so confusing about her. She may be like an, she's an extroverted cold person. It's, It's a really weird thing. It's an odd combo because, yeah, she does seem to get energy from being around people or just being seen by people, but she hates everyone. Hey, when I see her smile at a party, it's like, oh, thank you so much. I see how she's a lizard. Ruby, final thoughts on that? No, I'm just trying to think, like, think to you, people, if you're listening, do you know any people like this?
Starting point is 00:27:29 because I don't think that I do in my actual personal life. It's such a weird. It's such a perfect description. Yeah, she's a cold, cold extrovert. I do. I do know people like this. That's very, very weird. So, listen, we're all getting ready for the jewelry lounge for Nikki Hilton, babe.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Theo Grace by Nikki Hilton. Everyone's there. There's Mata. There's McDonald. There's the morally bankrupt Faye Resnick. There's Denise. And there's Tilly, who when offered a. standing glass of macha says is there alcohol in that? And when they say no, she says no thank you and
Starting point is 00:28:05 leaves. Ew. No, no, no, no. So we get a lot of stuff going on. Um, Doreet sees the gals gathered in the second floor of this backyard and says, that's a lion's den. And then she says, some people would be intimidated by a lion's den. But I don't see. see lions. I see cowards. Why did you call it a lion's den? And why are you going straight to the bar and getting vodka if you're not intimidated by this whole thing? I think you might be. So yeah, anyways, she, Tilly and Denise leave very, very quickly. Denise has got to go to something. Tilly's got to go to something. She's got to go to Charlie Sheen's documentary premiere. Oh, is that what that was?
Starting point is 00:28:53 I didn't watch that doc. Netflix.com? Yeah, I mean, two-parter real quick. I mean, he's a fuck-up. Want to watch two hours of a movie star with enough money to buy the world? Just be a fuck-up and do drugs and bang-hackers. Not really. I don't want to... That's it.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Yeah, okay. Tale as old as time. Okay, so Kyle starts things up, and they relitigate the entire Italy thing. There's this... Kyle keeps trying to chop this tree down where she goes, I'm not the one.
Starting point is 00:29:26 who's spreading this wildfire. And Doreed, to give her credit, is like, no, no, no, you are. You're going and implanting these seeds and everyone. And they just argue about that. And there's really no reconciliation with that because the two of them are both so stubborn. And, you know, Kyle's.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Well, at some point, Kyle just says, like, hey, I mean, I think this is their second time doing this. Can someone else speak up that you also hate her guts, please? Right, right. Right. But then we get to Erica, babe. Erica, I was actually shocked that Bose seeing that now that it was going to be Sutton, who did speak up, and also Erica Jane, baby, I got things to say, baby.
Starting point is 00:30:06 It's nine years, baby. It's not ten. Nine, but who's counting? I always love one. When you're arguing with someone, someone throws in that, it's almost like to throw you off your guard. Off your guard. It's nine years, baby. The fact that Bose and Zoe stood down here, it kind of says something.
Starting point is 00:30:29 And I bet DeRite was really pissed because it technically was three on one here. Go ahead. I was going to say the people of business integrity, and I know that this is annoying, but I don't think that you fuck around at Kathy Hilton's house. And I think if you see fuckery going on around you, you make it very clear that you are not involved in the people. who are raising their voices. Maybe, but I think so, right? Small detail, Ruby, the fighting happened.
Starting point is 00:30:58 There was no one in the background. If you look at the camera shots, when it started getting heated, no one in the background. Everyone's gone. Good. Maybe then I have no idea why. I'm just thinking back to like,
Starting point is 00:31:11 we got introduced to Zoe when she was walking in her heels to Kathy Hilton's house, right? So like maybe there's an allegiance there. I really don't know. But yeah, stick up for your friends. And be better. You have to stick up for your friends. You simply have to.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Let's say you're out and about. You're going to get Chicago beef sandwiches. Somebody just comes up and trips your friend. What are you doing that situation? You got a fucking problem? That's it. You're going to stick up for your friends. You know, also, Rachel Zoe had a lot of opinions this season, as did Bose.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Now is your time to share them with the group. Yeah, yeah. fucking bullsies, man. Okay, so let's wrap things up here. Kyle is walking. Well, I love, all right. So Kyle's last words are, look, I've had your back on a lot of stuff. I've co-signed on some bullshit like that staged fucking burglary.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Right. Your fake accent. I love that that keeps getting thrown. And Derry goes, well, where have you been during the divorce? And it's like, okay. You know, it's a good point, though, but maybe not. I don't, it's a fucking Bermuda triangle of nonsense. So, Eric,
Starting point is 00:32:23 Aka Jane, baby. It's sad. She goes, it's been nine years, baby, and we're not, we're not. This ends with no resolve whatsoever. They're all at each other's throats. Well, the resolve, which if you look online, was essentially Erica owning Dorit, and Derreet does what Derreet does when she's owned, which is, I need to, I need it to walk away. Fine, fine. So we get the little Kyrons. Kyle is walking away. Her and Mo are still not divorce. Erica is a DJ, evidently. DJ Pretty Mess. And a man. got married to that fucking homeless guy.
Starting point is 00:32:57 And we, but we really end there. With no horses. I don't think. There better not have been. No, it was just a city hall wedding.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Oh, okay. That wasn't the wedding wedding. Got it. Okay. We end with Sutton and Derreet talking again. And,
Starting point is 00:33:14 um, and, Sutton once again tries to, tries to trying to get anything out of Doreet is like trying to hug a wood chipper it's just not going to go well
Starting point is 00:33:34 because the blades are spinning so fast and it's so dangerous she says you know what you really hurt me I got to tell you that's why I didn't and Dorete tells her to wrap it the fuck up and that what she's saying to her is completely
Starting point is 00:33:52 fucking irrelevant. Okay. I have to say, Dereed is a wench. She is an evil, mean, bog wench. That being said,
Starting point is 00:34:06 Sutton coming to her now and saying, when you said that you were going to hate me forever, hurt my feet, that was the equivalent of like a, a mom and dad
Starting point is 00:34:15 who have four kids that are throwing a party at their house that have all come downstairs. And they're like, let me put these crazy kids to bed. And one of those kids, like your eldest daughter is 14. And halfway up the stairs, she's like, why did you call us crazy? And you're like, oh, shit, fuck. Ruby, I'm with you on that,
Starting point is 00:34:35 but there was a, there was a little bit more on this than that. There was disdain, hatred. She's a wench. I agree, Pat. But it's like, there was a combo. It was like a 70, 30. Hey, Sutton, don't do it. Right. And she was like, no, I have to, though. because of my producer, right? And I get that, but just, okay. Hey. But can I say this? How about Doreet just go, it's been a long day, Sutton.
Starting point is 00:35:03 Call me tomorrow. Like, I'm done the chit-chat. Pat. Wrap it up. Patch. She isn't Nelson Mandela. She couldn't do that. Fair enough.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Wrap it up. And then when she leaves, she says, nice, Bo. Nice fucking Bo, bitch. To read, to reach credit. Well, then Bo says it was a nice phone. I'd lied about that. Yeah, no, but to Reed's credit, I would say that it is a very big bell. To just be having all of your back of your body as a giant bow is like kind of crazy.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Anyways, that's it for the season. We'll be back for the reunions. I am so excited for the reunions. Me too. We'll see what they have in store for us. Until next time, remember, someone else is at patreon.com slash another podcast network as well as Rhode Island. everyone's fucking and everyone's fucking Dino.
Starting point is 00:35:54 We'll be back soon. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat, say goodbye. Bye, guys. Ribs. Bye-bye.

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