Another Below Deck Podcast - Wall Units | RHOBH S14 E16

Episode Date: March 22, 2025

Ruby, Dylan and Pat are back to break down Arlis, Mr. Beast, music beds, showing up for work, oil fields, Rebel Ridge and more from Bravo's RHOBH.Chef Tsarina - https://www.instagram.com/cheftzarina/?...hl=enPatreon - Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkFactor - FactorMealds.com Code FACTORPODCAST Lumi - LumiGummies.com Code BADTV for 30% OFF

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Starting point is 00:00:35 Ready to go? What I'm about to say is going to have you watch the show differently. I'm so excited. There is never, there's not one second of that show where there is not a music bed or an ethereal soundscape underneath it. It just keeps, keeps it moving. Did you say that what you were going to say is going to change the way she watches the show?
Starting point is 00:00:56 What television show except a musical has constant music or sound like it never stops? Was it like the first season? Which one? Arliss. Still working bad for the good. And never to end. I'm still working bad for the good. And never to end.
Starting point is 00:01:21 I don't even think I had pubes when that show was on. Well, you asked, I'm telling you, it's Arliss. Really? Okay, sorry Ruby. Hi, hello, welcome to Bad TV. It's Bad TV. I'm Dylan, that's Pat. Great to be here. Ruby? Hi, Dylan. Is in studio. She is not calling from far away. Also, quick errors and omissions. We haven't done this segment in a long time. I said that my sister Ruby lived in Gramercy Park last episode,
Starting point is 00:01:50 which is, is that in Greenwich? It's down. So it's in Hudson Yards, and it's one of the most exclusive neighborhoods in New York. What's a brownstone and Gramercy Park cost? The park is very exclusive. So you can only get into the park if you have a key to the park. Right, right, right. And you can only get a key to the park
Starting point is 00:02:13 if you live in one of the things that touches the park. Brownstone's around there. And I believe that NYU is trying to buy them and kick everybody out or something like that. Oh, cool, cool. So it's like, it's kind of a bummer. Several millions and millions of dollars. Yeah, so she doesn't live there. She lives in Battery Park which is a much more intense and awful name. Yeah so Gramercy, no subways, bad side of the
Starting point is 00:02:34 city. I prefer the West. Yeah I hope they make batteries in that city because there's another type of battery. No no no. They beat people there. But you have a nice view of the Statue of Liberty. It's actually quite a lovely spot that Ruby has because she is a coastal elite. We have to get into a show about coastal elites that being Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Pat, what are you doing on your cell phone? I was looking where we are. I was checking our downloads. We're doing very well. People like our coverage of this. Okay, great. Sweet. Thank you for supporting us. If you wouldn't like to know support us even furthermore, go to patreon.com slash another podcast network a couple different ways you can
Starting point is 00:03:16 get $5 a month. Steal. Yeah. Ask, just ask for it. You can go up to people and say, can I have five dollars? We've talked about it before, threatening legal action, settling for five dollars. Most companies will take that deal. For example, we talked about the guy that cinched his genitals off with that hot, hot tea at Starbucks. Melted his balls. His testicles look like Freddie Krieger's face. Right. If you just pour scalding hot liquid on yourself and go, I'll
Starting point is 00:03:46 settle for five, you'll get the five. They just, it's called go away. Money. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So patreon.com session of the podcast network.
Starting point is 00:03:54 We have got to do a happy hour very soon. Yeah. A meetup. Yeah. What you were, we got to do it next week. Fine. We're doing it next Friday. Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:04 We, our schedule is still pretty busy with all these interviews. We're doing it whatnot, but, uh, yeah, we gotta do it next week. Fine. We're doing it next Friday. Yes, our schedule is still pretty busy with all these interviews we're doing and whatnot, but yeah, we can do it next week. Next Friday, happy hour with us. It'll be 45 minutes. Okay, I can do that. All right, okay. Any other housekeeping?
Starting point is 00:04:21 No, housekeeping's done. We covered White Lotus having music beds, Arlo's having music beds. Oh, yeah, that's all in? Yeah, pretty much. Oh, okay. Yeah, I think so. What is Arliss out of curiosity? Arliss? Baseball agent on an HBO show from 1996? Yeah, Fran Lebowitz said I don't like sports, but I love Arliss. Wow. Yeah. Okay, that's an endorsement. Oh, yeah, ringing I'd say. I love her so much. She's amazing. One of my many muses. Thank you for everything, Fran. So let's get into this episode. Was it good? Was it bad? Who knows? Ruby's in studio. Let's start with
Starting point is 00:04:57 her babies first. I am trying to currently look up if Sutton's store is still closed and I believe that it is. This episode was good because certain people did their jobs. Ourself did her job. She showed up. She doesn't need to keep producing those movies about HBUCs. Is that what they're called? Historically Black HBCUs. CUs. I see head bitch in charge.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Oh god. So sorry for anyone who is really upset with us Chewgiewites. We're going to issue a Hannah Berner apology next episode for that. Right, exactly. Yeah, sorry. Sure. That was just being stoned and dyslexic that had nothing to do with any type of progression. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're just pretty stoned and pretty fucking dyslexic actually. Corkscale does show up for work.
Starting point is 00:05:54 I thought that she, I actually felt a little bit bad for her at the end of the episode when she was not being supported. She was not being supported. By her friend. No, no, absolutely not. I think Sutton is being undressed by everyone and I think it's great because I don't think that she's actually a good person yeah I think Kyle
Starting point is 00:06:10 and Kyle's life is not good and I don't know what else to say about that and she can no longer keep the facade yeah nothing says I'm a girl's girl then have shared a an intimate traumatic conversation with a friend of yours and then have them bring up that said conversation in front of a table. What are you referring to? When Boz had seen Mo out with with another girl at So House and he she called Kyle which is what you should do as a good girl's girl. Yeah. I'd argue the second part of what she did which was in fact bring it up in front of some of her rivals or enemies at a table to embarrass her, mock her and exploit
Starting point is 00:06:50 it for television, wasn't so girly girl. Well, she's showing up for work too it looks like. Thank you, Bose. Thank you very much for that. If it was nine Kyle's on this cast, we wouldn't have a show. Well, no, we wouldn't. Nine Kyle's and a Cathy, I'd watch. A hundred percent. show? Well, no, we wouldn't. Nine Kyle's and a Kathy, I'd watch. Okay, this hit me. So, we haven't heard about Kim Richards in a while. That's the third sister that was on a couple seasons of this. I believe it was... Boy, did I just hold back. There was stuff going on up there and I don't know if any of you listening go, these people don't really have filters. We do because.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Do you want to tell us what it was? No, no, no, no. Okay. Okay, so Dorit asks Kyle off, puts her completely off guard, what's going on with, you know, your sister? Yeah. And Kyle says, and I quote, she's doing good.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Now, I don't know if I ever mentioned this before, but one time I asked my mom, how's cousin Chad doing? And my mom said, he's doing really good. And I said, mom, where's Chad living? And she said, well, he's living with his mother. And I said, oh, that's odd. Doesn't he have a kid? Yeah, the kid got taken away and is in foster care right now.
Starting point is 00:08:03 He can't really handle the kid because the baby mama is on drugs and in rehab. And I said to mom, mom, that's the exact opposite of doing good. And I think that applies here with Kim. Sure. Yep. So either she has an odd relationship with the word sounds good or she's lying. Are you saying that Kim's living with her mommy? No, I'm saying that Kim's living with her mommy? No, I'm saying that Kim's more than likely not doing good. Wasn't she just arrested for shoplifting and sent to a rehab facility? I think that was a little while ago, but.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Okay, well, that's the last we've heard. Hey, can you chalk shoplifting up to drug addiction? Fine. I don't think you really can. I mean, that's, you know, that's in you. And if you take something of high value think you really can. I mean, that's, you know, that's in you. And if you take something of high value and you blame it on being high, is that a better charge than just the stealing of it?
Starting point is 00:08:52 Because then everyone do drugs before you steal. Oh yeah, a hundred percent. It's like don't have car insurance before you get into a car accident. Right. It's like you'll get a discount. A couple things I was talking to- I think that's how it works.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Couple in Real Housewives news. Ruby. Do you have any news? I obviously we have Karen that's going to jail for the clink. I hadn't realized this was her fourth DUI 14th. Yeah Your fourth DUI. I look I don't Our uncle hub is a Drunk yeah, right. I mean our uncle hub is drunk. Yeah. Right. I mean, our uncle hub is gallon of whiskey on a weekend, kind of drunk, right? He has four DUIs. He cannot not drink alcohol because he'll die. He'll die. Right. So him and Karen. And he lives in where there are no people. Right. And he has four DUIs. Can he get one of those Waymoos or drive them around town?
Starting point is 00:09:47 No, Waymoos have not hit Craig County, Virginia yet. I feel as though they would be littered with bullets if they were in that. I mean, people would just freak out and not know what it was, shoot it. It'd be target practice for fun. So a couple interesting exits from the Housewives franchise,
Starting point is 00:10:02 I understand that Mia is gone. I think she may have been fired because of the whole child thing. Right, well that would have been a good move because when you allege on national television that the father of your child is not the father of your child, knowing that you went through IVF
Starting point is 00:10:18 and that's how you conceived your child, you're disgusting and you should get the fuck off our screen. Oh wow, she's really gross, huh? Yeah, I think think so. Oh she's a horrible person. She also walked off, I believe during the reunion, which is a big no-no with Andy. Oh no, AC doesn't like that. No no no no no. Anything in the Beverly Hills world? You said Sutton's store is closed. That's been the case for a very very long time, but I was just no and off the top of my head probably. Do you do your own nails? But the, if anyone is watching Atlanta, they should continue and if anyone isn't, they should start because those women are unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:10:58 There are people who are getting married and divorced and then married and divorced and now people's baby daddies are making music with people that they've never made music with before. And now people's baby daddies are making music with people that they've never made music with before. It's unbelievable. And also another reason that I really like it this season, Rich, Shemia is here as a wife and she is her husband. You want to know what her fucking husband does?
Starting point is 00:11:17 I don't know what you're talking about. Her husband is HVAC money. Okay. So she's like all those hospitals, all those airports y'all are walking through. That's my fucking husband doing the HVAC money. Okay, so she's like all those hospitals, all those airports y'all are walking through, that's my fucking husband doing the HVAC. So that's the type of money that gets you a Rolls Royce at your birthday party. You know what I mean? Yeah, HVAC.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Go away everyone else. Yeah, sure, sure. You got HVAC money, so nothing for Beverly Hills. The only thing that's more money than that is like hedge fund money, maybe like- Oil. Yeah, oil, is like hedge fund money, maybe like oil, second world dictatorial money, and maybe the guy that invented the little things that show you by feel that you're going into another lane.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Yes, those. And then I were the those are pretty much the only ones that are more than that. Little tease here. This is I believe Housewives adjacent. The Valley debuts in three weeks. I've seen the pilot episode. It is amazing. This will be an amazing season. Little side note, Jax has thrown his hat into the podcast world. His new podcast is called In the Mind of a Man with Jax Taylor. He has 38 reviews currently.
Starting point is 00:12:23 Mind of a Man. Yeah, he's going to talk about being addicted to cocaine and his trauma issues as a child and why he's just working through a lot of issues in this podcast. Oh, so it's like in the mind of a broken man. That's right. You should have added that word broken in there.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Uh-huh. Oh my God. So it's kind of like a cool, like free therapy session that people, I guess you have to consent to it. Here I'll play the trailer. What here with trailers? Yeah, yeah, play the trailer.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Press play on that. That's okay. I did press play on it. Yeah, it's gonna be a little broken man. Bad Wi-Fi in here. God, it's that little circle man. Introducing Instagram teen accounts. That's why we put a commercial in his one minute ad. Introducing Instagram teen accounts. Oh, that's a... Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Wow, he put a commercial in his one minute ad. Wow. He's got money to make. Do the programatics know that like 14 people have listened to this? Give it a try. Now. Hopefully it gets to his ad. Knees too, okay?
Starting point is 00:13:18 Yeah. Yep. There you go. I like this ad. They're equating... Oh, he's got two ads here. Wow. No, no, no. It's the same with Paul. And the content they can see. Okay. Yeah, I like this ad they're equating oh he's got two Okay, all right here all right No, sure go pull the phone away from the mic now pull it away from the mic right now
Starting point is 00:13:38 Jesus Christ, okay Thank you Okay. Um, thank you. It's unfiltered conversations, surprising revelations, and all kinds of yes. Like my reality TV friends, I have psychologists, I have a bunch of other people I can't reach much, much more. So follow, rate, and review, in the mind of a man, with me, Jax Taylor, wherever you get your podcasts. PMZ has a new enemy! PMZ has a new enemy! Get ready, little patties. You will be deployed. The infrastructure and scaffolding around that particular creative endeavor is rotted.
Starting point is 00:14:33 There are people that are bolstering this man and saying that it is a good idea to tell people how mysterious the male mind is and that they need to figure out what's going on in there via Jax Taylor. Dating and relationship advice is the first part. So what about you, Jax, divorced, cheating, whore, makes me, man listening to this, who's interested in hearing relationship and dating advice,
Starting point is 00:14:58 why from you though, you know what I mean? Why ever from you? I can't tell you my time's come, me Jax Taylor. Well, I'll tell you, for those that can't do Ruby, teach. That's true. Anyway, that's my housewives news. And my mom come over five o'clock, Jax Taylor, I know why you're still drinking.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Man, are they doing okay? Him and Brittany? Yeah. No, Dylan, they're not. Not in the first episode. Okay, great, I'm so excited to get to watching that we need to get to talking about Beverly Hills that's right and you haven't even given your babies um okay we've been doing i didn't like this episode i normally love when
Starting point is 00:15:35 they go to the resort uh and i just first off this resort is a dump uh some savvy uh researcher from our one of the little patties or baddies. It's 250 bucks a night at this place and it does not have central air. Yeah I know that you mentioned that like this place was a dump. Mm-hmm. But it does not look like a dump. I think Dylan's gonna make fun of the food. No, it's not a dump. It's like kind of cool Okay Like it's it's just not a dump. It's beautiful. Well, I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not No, I'm not being sarcastic
Starting point is 00:16:13 No, I'm not I think it looks nice. If a place does not have central air. I will not go. That's right So that's all in either one my mouth But but why would you you know what? I mean? Because so many places do have central air. So if we're going someplace that's hot, I am in a place where I will say no if there's no central air. And that's fine. Yeah, that's fine. I mean, boy, does central air really,
Starting point is 00:16:37 central air is really kind of lit when it's hot outside. Right. Because you really go in and it gets really cold. And there's a very, very distinct kind of difference between the outside temperature and the inside temperature. And that's actually really cool. And you have one of those wall units going like this when you walk in your living room.
Starting point is 00:16:52 You're trying to watch MacGy? What are you watching before bad Dylan? Nothing. Okay, so back to the show. I am not enjoying enjoying these last couple episodes. I think we have one more episode before the reunion. I think we've already had the same fights over and over. Either Doree won't get over it or she really is insistent on having a storyline your storyline exists it's your relationship with PK
Starting point is 00:17:30 and the breakup that's fine going after Dorit I mean Sutton over and over and over again and wanting an apology that you really won't accept I'm over it I agree you know babies you know what I've been doing? What? Well, lately, you know, I just started it. I started another one, but lately, before I go to sleep, I've been checking into Lion by Sonya Walger. Oh, you know Sonya Walger, right? I don't think I do, Dylan. No, you know her. It's Penny. OK. It's Penny. What?
Starting point is 00:18:09 I didn't like this episode. Kidding, I did. Oh. I thought it was a lot of fun. I thought Sutton really flipped, I mean, a lot of lids. There's like three mason jars this episode, and they're all Sutton. Kathy Hilton.
Starting point is 00:18:27 I know I'm going gonna get in trouble for talking about a woman's looks of this cast. Let me just say this, all the women look beautiful especially when they did that white dress party thing. They look amazing. Right. But not Kathy. Kathy looked like Caitlin before she transitioned so I'm saying she looks like Bruce on Xanax. Okay. I know the exact shot that you're talking about when they zoom in on the table and she's like, that's right. Yeah, that's right. I didn't say it.
Starting point is 00:18:52 He did. OK. No, Ruby said it because she can get away with this stuff. That was Ruby. Yeah, do we keep it or not? And we talked about this before. I'm not over there, so I can't flag this in the audio file. So it's probably just going to stay.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Yeah. I mean, look, uh, some of the audience, they say that was pretty offensive, but he has a point. Right, right, right. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm distracted now actually, because I'm concerned about that being in the show. This is where you do Bruce. You do a great Bruce. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you going to do it? Tell show. Yeah, but, Dill, this is where you do Bruce. You do a great Bruce. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you going to do it? Tell me.
Starting point is 00:19:29 No, I was going to say, baby, tell me. I couldn't slow down with the ATV attached, babe. They were in the way. Bruce, they're dead. Well, I'm sorry, babe. OK. OK. You cannot conquer Rome in a day. We cannot talk about this show.
Starting point is 00:20:00 How am I trying to say this? How long have we been going? It's haven't been going that long. Probably like 15 to that's right 15 minutes, okay, and we're gonna have to do an ad read in like five minutes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good point So we really got a get go this but I do want to say Kathy Hilton is a hundred percent, right? Rome was not conquered in a day. No, it took forever. No, it took a very long day. It was re-conquered Yeah, built on build like so, you know, um, I would
Starting point is 00:20:25 like to point out very quickly the difference in wealth between, um, or the difference in how the wealth acts of Jennifer Tilly versus Kathy Hilton, like Jennifer Tilly being like, Oh, I'll get you this. I can hand you that. I didn't see any salad dressing versus like never would she ever ask another one of these ladies for the things that Kathy was asking, you know, I agree. But with Jennifer Tilly- You're saying Kathy Hilton is richer than Jennifer Tilly? No.
Starting point is 00:20:49 I don't think so. I think I'm just saying that Jennifer Tilly is so aloof and she's such a non- like the way in which she is annoying about her money is not like a negative necessarily. Kathy's just kind of like, I am rich, I am demanding, get me things, I don't care who you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get out of the way. I'm glad you brought that up, because this will come up later. I believe Jennifer Tilly has her fifth humble brag of the very expensive item. Right.
Starting point is 00:21:13 I think that's a big part of wanting to impress people, and I think it's sad. OK. I think you're totally right. I really do. All right. Kathy is putting blush on her lips, I think, and we've got 700 people at this hotel for glam,
Starting point is 00:21:25 also social media teams. Enough. I don't need an army of gays with brushes, and I certainly don't need them with vanity lights taking pictures. I mean, what are we doing? Especially if there's no central air. Too many people in here, too many hot tools in here,
Starting point is 00:21:40 and how much should we pay? Who is rich on this cast? Not all of you, Doreen and Erica, you guys are remodeling your homes that you're renting through a fucking like Instagram code. You can't afford it. I mean, Erica Jane lives in a goddamn outhouse. I mean, we've talked about it before.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Some internet sleuths had pointed out that some of that furniture was previously seen on Andy's set. No way. Mm-hmm. Wow. We gethmm. Wow. We get ready. They've repurposed reunion set couches.
Starting point is 00:22:08 I mean. Just say it. I mean, it's probably in a fucking hanger in North Hollywood. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay, so we get ready for dinner and uh-oh, Kyle's disgusting fashion has a mirror image it looks like.
Starting point is 00:22:23 I'm sorry, and everyone can be mad. Garcelle is so unbelievably beautiful I don't know who her stylist is or if she has one but she should get a new one or get one because I don't want her doing to herself what she's being done doing to herself anymore. Too beautiful, too pretty, no more. That's not right. We sit down for dinner, a classic Greek salad, hold the feta, mashed potatoes, hold the mashed potatoes. I kind of love Sutton here in this moment. She's like, do not hold the mashed potatoes. You bring them to the table.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Who was saying no to mashed potatoes? We talk about outdoor showers. And this is where... Little shade at Dorit. Well, you take one look at that outdoor shower, you go, Pat's wrong about everything. Of course there's central AC in this hotel room. Of course, it's not $250 a night. Of course, this is a beautiful sprawling estate in St. Lucia. Except for the shot of the
Starting point is 00:23:12 wall units of air conditioners, except for that part, Dale. Now, I will say this more importantly. This is shade at Dorit for not wanting to be naked, and then she points out that Dorit is not even naked in front of PK. And there's a reason for that. It's because he'd take photos and sell them to TMZ to come flush with some of that gambling debt in Vegas. He is a son of a bitch. By the way, little fun, I have a little inside info. We'll get to shoestring for us.
Starting point is 00:23:38 I'm concerned about the reunion because PK ain't showing up. He's gonna have I do know that. Oh, wow. Andy is gonna read a letter that's been composed by attorneys. How melodramatic is that? You know what I was thinking of the other day? Oh my god. Nobody knows who Grover Cleveland is. I do. Well, I don't. But not really. Right. Who the fuck gives a shit about PK? Well, you know,
Starting point is 00:24:05 to see them hash this out because she had said that he was a pretty horrible father. Wouldn't you want to hear him his side on that? Did she say he was a horrible? Yeah. Yeah. Well, Kathy tries to like dig her out of a hole when she's kind of ranting on TV and she's like, well, Doreen, I would say that he's a very good father though. And Doreen just goes, wrong. And then walks it back.
Starting point is 00:24:29 He said he's gone for like two weeks. He doesn't even call and ask for Mick Jagger. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't ask for Sophie's choice or anything like that. He doesn't know his daughter's name, so he calls her Sophie. And everyone's like, no, no, no, PK, that's the choice you're making.
Starting point is 00:24:44 That's not her name. He's like, no no PK that's the choice you're making that's not her name. He's like I don't understand um god he fucking I cannot get over him ordering shoestring fries before water at that restaurant at the beginning of the season. I want to know what him and Mo were doing like do you think that Mo is annoyed I think Mo gets annoyed by him because he just gets too fucked up when they're like out he gets too sweaty on like all these hot girls and everyone then everyone's like, no one wants to fuck your friend. So. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Big, big cock block, I think. And most trying to get it in, actually. So OK, so we talk about Jennifer Tilley's Boobs Out. I don't remember that film called, what was it called, Woman? Stuart Little? No, it was a Broadway show. Oh, it was Broadway. Yeah. out. I don't remember that film called what was called woman Stuart little. I know it's a Broadway show. It was Broadway. Yeah. Oh, which was even that's actually kind of crazier that she was real in real life. Was she in Stuart little? I don't know. Okay. She was in the bride of Jackie. Maybe. Uh, okay. So
Starting point is 00:25:39 she tells a little story about how when she was with her late husband or ex husband, I think this was a boyfriend. I don't think. Okay, great how when she was with her late husband or ex-husband I think this was a boyfriend I don't think Sam okay great so she was married to Sam ex-boyfriend she used to wake up 5 a.m. get makeup on get back into bed I mean death to the patriarch that's right that's fell prey to that. You gotta stop that. Yeah but like if you didn't think that she was attractive, would you call her back? Probably not, you know? Have you done that? No, but I understand.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Wait, have you done that? Literally never in my life have I done that. Okay. I've done that because I like having sex in the morning, but no one else does on the planet earth. So I would sneak out of bed. Oh, brush your teeth? Go brush my teeth, please swap myself up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Swap? Swap? You clean your face, you make sure you smell good, and then you crawl back in bed like you were sleeping. And then you try and throw a move. Patrick, do you think that you were not immediately discovered? Your breath smelled like crust and not like shit,
Starting point is 00:26:44 and you smelled like Old Spice and not like shit. No one ever mentioned anything about it. It's like now even if even if the the yearning was there now I'm I'm a goblin and you're a freshly groomed. I have to go. I'm sorry that happened. Yeah that's why I got shut down so much. Well that's a power play on Pat. No, no, no, no. You always try to tip the scales. You're sleeping with a new person. You have sex at 11, 30 when you get back from the bar.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Then you wake up. Maybe one of you is still hoarded. I mean me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Anyway, morning is for breakfast burritos. I know. My schedule is so off. You can't do a breakfast burrito
Starting point is 00:27:26 when you've never met. No, no, no. You know, you know, I was talking to my therapist today about it. I cannot, I don't know what to do. I just exist at night. The lunar energies are for me. What time do you stay up till? I literally have not gone to bed before midnight in probably three or four months. So every night that I'm home in Los Angeles, every night around nine, I'm exhausted. And I say, I'm going to go, but I say, I'm like, okay, I'm retiring, I'm going upstairs.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Every single night that I am home for probably the last, I don't know, eight times I've been home. You watched Lord of the Rings before you fall asleep. Watched fucking Rebel Ridge, two and a half hour movie last night. Oh, how was it? I fell asleep at 1230, loved it. Everybody should tune in. One Rebel Ridge, two and a half hour movie last night. Oh, how was it? 1230, loved it. Everybody should tune in. One Rebel Ridge, shouldn't everybody tune into that?
Starting point is 00:28:09 Just a fun film. Amazing, loved it. Yeah. You can go to bed till 1. Rebel Ridge? Yeah, it's on Netflix. Yeah, it's on Netflix. It's a fun show for, or movie for me.
Starting point is 00:28:18 I'll check it out. Can I tell you what? I know that we need to move on, but me and C's popped on a running point the other day. How is it? Horrible. Oh yeah. Just AI generated fucking Netflix. Chad Hanks is in it. Oh my God. You know what's going to perk me right up? A whole full healthful meal prepared in about two minutes. Two minutes. And you know what that is? It's factor. Are you ready to optimize your nutrition this year? Factor a chef made gourmet meals that make eating well easy.
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Starting point is 00:30:44 I don't remember the last day that I went through a day and I didn't think to myself, wow, I love Lumi so much. Yeah, and Ruby really does love Lumi because it sounds like her name. And also, she's a big green goddess worshiper, OK? As are many people because the holistic and psychedelic benefits of that mother manna plant are... Immeasurable.
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Starting point is 00:31:38 You know, I can't sleep, I have insomnia, and I just take this gummy that helps me sleep better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. you know, I just mentioned that I exist in the energies of the lunar reflection and sometimes you can get caught up in those and they keep you up past Long past when you're supposed to go to bed You know what I do? I pop a little plum berry runs just one five milligram gummy an hour before bed and this indica Treat sends me straight to dreamsville Sometimes I like to focus and I take the pina colada kush. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one's a really,
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Starting point is 00:33:10 Oh yes, she's an alcoholic. And that's when she's at her worst. I loved that episode when she was trying to leave after everybody was mad at her and then she was cursing at everyone, spilling her drink everywhere. It was amazing. And he was scolding her. All right, so Dorit feels as though Sutton has been mean-spirited to her. I was amazing. He was scolding her. All right. So Dorit feels as though Sutton has been mean spirited to her. I wonder why.
Starting point is 00:33:28 Yeah. Well, Gar defends Sutton, noting that Dorit does not take accountability for being an occasional awful person that definitely stages fake robberies at her house. Yeah. Well, we don't know that she did not do that, but we do know that Gar is pretty sure that she staged it. Yeah. There are people who believe that this entire divorce, robbery, all of this, her and PK
Starting point is 00:33:53 are orchestrating together. I don't know that those people are wrong. I think he'd show up to the reunion. Maybe. There are certain people that are like, the people that hijacked those planes were arrested by the FBI numerous times that day. So and they got let out every single time. Is that right? Well, there are just those people that are out there.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Mm hmm. You know, so all we're saying is this is America. And on these airwaves in this land, you're free to think whatever you want, right, regardless of how reprehensible it is like are thinking that to read stage a robbery okay God bless America God bless America so Dorit feels said that Sutton says all of us have failed each other at one point or another so you're not gonna put this on me. Sutton is really really under fire here because she does this thing where she claims to be very committed to sisterhood but she's actually a cruel vile person a lot of the time. Yeah guys
Starting point is 00:34:55 to be fair she does apologize she says I shouldn't have called you poor yeah because you're not poor you're destitute you're not poor, you're destitute. You're less than poor. You have no money. You actually owe everyone in their second cousin money. So that's what she should have said. Well, that would, yeah, that would have been more accurate. She's very like, I think, okay, I think that Dorit or Gar, I don't know, somebody said that she doesn't really mean it.
Starting point is 00:35:21 She just wants the ladies to think better of her. Right. Yeah. And that's, that's true. What I love is I wonder if she's gonna fake another little heart attack at the reunion again this year, because she can't say things like that to Dorit's face and say, I'm so sorry for that. And then in her cutaway be like,
Starting point is 00:35:36 if you listen and shut up, you know that I said I'm sorry for calling you broky. And you're like, okay. So now you're still just being a bitch. You can't do that, Sut you how you can't do that So you can't do that You can't you just can't so she really doesn't care about the apologies because There's other things that we've moved on to read is upset about now
Starting point is 00:35:58 Erica understands to read slurriness Erica goes Erika goes, well, baby, we don't know whether she means the apology or the thing that she's apologizing for, baby. We do. No, it was very clear. Super clear. No, she meant that she was poor. Right.
Starting point is 00:36:17 There's no confusion at all. Cathy says you can't conquer Romanaday. Bose, who isn't a complete fucking lunatic, corrects her and starts to really show up for work. Is this when she jumps in to play mediator? Because I don't like mediator Bose. Mediator Bose says, Duree, was there something that you said to Sutton? It might have hurt her feelings.
Starting point is 00:36:38 I was more referring to the voice note wherein Bose, girl's girl, says, I will kill this bitch if you need me to. Well, we moving a lot pretty fast if we go there. All right so where are we are we where I guess we're there where Bo's does the girls girl thing. Okay sorry to push us down here. Kathy agrees. Kathy clearly I mean when you talk about the family dynamic has hated Mo for a long time and we know the history of Mo with the family. He initially worked under the Hilton Corporation, and then stole a bunch of coworkers
Starting point is 00:37:14 to jump over to the agency. Oh, he poached. He poached. You don't poach. So they've hated him for a while. And that intermixed with clearly him being a philanderer for a number of years. Right.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Kathy despises him. There's only one good poach. It's a pear. Any other form is really not okay. Not a poached egg. Maybe egg too. Yeah. Can we talk about Erica Jane, aka Swamp Rat for a minute?
Starting point is 00:37:42 Yeah. Well, first off, she has an ax to fucking grind this episode. At every turn, she makes it about herself and what Sutton did to her in 2020 and 2021. I gotta say, if you're an Erica's crosshairs, you know, she is fraudulently reinventing her outhouse and therefore herself. But I will say if you get in her crosshairs, you better come correct because she's fairly good at dismantling people. I mean at
Starting point is 00:38:09 the end of this episode she nails Sutton to a wall. Right and especially women who have women who are fragile Erica smells and she will destroy. She loves it and I love that about her. She's a pot of piranhas in one Cuban bean. Now I was talking to Kate Casey, friend of the show. Hi Kate, hey Kate. Kate had talked about this because she has a lot of people on that are in the legal field and they, you know, go over these cases. Swamp rats not out of the-
Starting point is 00:38:37 Who could possibly forget that swamp rat is not- She's not like, they are still suing the hell out of her because of and it's mentioned in this a bunch of money went into a corporation Right that she has her name on and they were co-mingling funds She was taking that out of there to fly around the world and do those shows and festivals that she pays to perform at She's like I can't touch it baby. There's no need to go after it, baby I'm living in an outhouse in Hancock Park, baby. Now second the suits are done. She is
Starting point is 00:39:08 buying new earrings. There is no jail time for civil stuff like this. But there is people that can. That's right. That's basically fun to see them renovate her cardboard box. Yeah. Well, I mean, these zombies have really, really actually ornate setups, you know. I saw a fryer the other day. Oh. A new zombie? No, no, no, no. Oh. No, God no. Friar. Oh, he had a fryer. A commercial fryer. Wow. So, propane, lots of oil, and you could really cook whatever you want in that. Also you could burn whatever you want in that, including human beings.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Or the entire city. And also the entire city to the ground. So yeah, really cool. You know, I was talking on the phone today, I was driving, I was right before I got up to, you know, the little recesses that take you up to Mulholland and Hollywood. I said, oh my God, look at that. There's a zombie swatting at flies that don't exist. And I mean, it was aggressive.
Starting point is 00:40:08 He was really trying to kill those things. Yeah. And they did not exist. And thank you, city of Los Angeles for allowing this to be around us and our children. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're doing God's work. It's fun things. All right.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Back to Ruby, you pointed this out. Gar showed up this season, and especially the last couple episodes, calling Kyle out for her motherfucking bullshit. I love how she says openly, we need to tiptoe around Morgan. It needs to be called out. Right, because okay, here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Maurice is doing whatever Maurice is doing and has been doing for a very, very long time. How come? How come Maurice is cheating on her? No, how come Maurice? Because Cathy calls him Maurice. Which I also, could you imagine, could you imagine, it's like your mom calling Cherie Cherie.
Starting point is 00:40:57 It's so unbelievably hilarious that these people have been together. They have multiple children and she calls him Maurice. I think with Kathy, it's clearly a date. Yeah, it's a dig. Um, anyways, we can, we can hate Maurice. We cannot hate Maurice without acknowledging that the entire time that he's been quote unquote, philandering around Meek and O's, you had a fucking lesbian girlfriend. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Relax. And I love, what is Kyle's response to this? Nothing? Nothing.
Starting point is 00:41:26 It's so weird. I feel like when Kyle is pressed, she has this kind of memory erasing, boring cadence that I get hypnotized and I literally just trundle forward in time with no memory of what happened five seconds ago. I think it's because it's probably a lot of childhood trauma that when people are coming at her with a lot of shit like her mom was probably always just inundating her with a
Starting point is 00:41:54 bunch of shit and she was a child actress and all of this that she probably has just learned very well to come from mentalize and keep it calm. Yeah. And also her entire life is falling apart and she won't let you know that she's shattering Teflon Dawn though. Yeah. Yeah. Well, doesn't make for good TV. I'll tell you. It does not. God damn it. It does not. Garcelle. My God, this pissed me off so much. We forgot to say that Erica Jane says, well, I don't know who Garcell's banging. She used to have a roster. Maybe she peaked. Erica, Erica, what are you talking
Starting point is 00:42:39 about? Okay, because you're all hold on real housewives of Beverly Hills. So what are you talking about? Dill? Hey, hey, hey, news flash. I peaked. We all peaked. Who aren't 25 years old? That wasn't her point.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Her point was Garcell saying to Kyle, hey, show your real goddamn life. And Swamp Rat was saying, and you know I can't stand Swamp Rat, she's saying, how about you? We don't know who you're banging. According to us, the last time you were knocking boots with someone was in the mid nineties. And yes, I intentionally used an old phrase for banging people. That was predominantly used in the nineties.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Is there a possibility that Garcelle's not banging anybody? Maybe. I think there's always some, I think that Garcelle this season has made her home, her thing. She's previously used her children. I think Garcelle's actually previously shown us a lot. We know that she sent an entire letter to all of CIA or whatever when her husband was caught philandering, which is just amazing. I think that Erica is careful because when you peaked, you know, when you peaked, you were, um, you were sucking Tom's dick and he was a hundred years older than you were.
Starting point is 00:43:49 He was taking money from burn victims. Remember that? And when she peaked, she went on dates with Will Smith and Sean Penn. So you can have your peak. She can have hers. You're in an outhouse and she's an Oxnard. I don't even know why we're fighting, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Yeah. And, um, kind of evened out a little bit there at the end. Ah, you know, I'd like to get out. I'm just kidding. It was a callback to we've eviscerated Garcell's, uh, oilfield. Uh, that's what we should call it. Well, and it's just a joke. She obviously has a beautiful home. No, she doesn't. Okay. Would you live there? Yeah, I'd live there. No, you wouldn't. Yeah, I would. No, you wouldn't. If it was given to me, I would.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Yeah. OK. I wouldn't. Oxnard. Every day is the opening scene of what's that horrible movie that I missed. Now, Julia Roberts was in where? Aaron Brockovich.
Starting point is 00:44:37 No, it just came out on Netflix last year. Everyone fucking hated it. It starts out with an oil tanker coming at the beach. Are you talking about freaking the end of world movie? The world ends today or movie whatever it and all the test tomorrow never dies The point is the movie starts out with an oil tanker. Yeah coming towards the beach. Yeah, sure That's every day for garcell. I fucking hated that goddamn fucking movie. I hated it more than you. It was so weird that the Obamas produced it
Starting point is 00:45:09 and it came out around Christmas and it was so fucking anxiety inducing. It's the same thing with Notes for Aut 2. It's like, what are we doing dropping these things on Christmas? We're trying to, we used to watch Home Alone, now we're watching Notes for Aut 2. I got an idea.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Hey, Hollywood, why don't you make, when I get up there and make my Oscar speech, I'm going to go to the entire audience, and this is a preview with Patti Wynn's best screen rep play. Okay. Hey everybody, I got an idea. Why don't we start making movies that people want to see? How about that one? Is that a crazy idea?
Starting point is 00:45:41 Start doing that and then we can start making money again as an industry. I would love to see Pat deliver an Oscar's acceptance speech more than pretty much anybody on planet Earth. Yeah, maybe dad, but that's a close second. Dad loves me. I think I won't. I don't know how you got that from this. Why did you go there?
Starting point is 00:46:00 He does. Yeah, he does. Oh, I thought she was saying that he would like to hear me give an Oscar speech. No, she's saying the only person. It doesn't matter, but dad does love you. He does. We should just leave it there.
Starting point is 00:46:12 But I would say, Pat, you would get support from 11 people in the room, and then you'd never work again. I understand. All right, so we get to Erica. Oh, well, then we we say a Jew. We say a Jew and then we go to sleep and Kathy gets a call.
Starting point is 00:46:36 She takes the call and then proceeds to do a. It's a brand manager, Carol. Yeah, 15 minute Patrick Bateman nighttime wind down routine while Carol is sitting talking to a ghost. And what brand? I had, I had a client, I swear to God I had this happen today, a client, because some of these people, they're so millionaires, gajiliataires, they're so checked out. She starts talking to another person. She called me to ask me a question and says,
Starting point is 00:47:04 hold on. Oh my God. And then starts talking to someone and I'm called me to ask me a question and says, hold on. And then starts talking to someone. And I'm looking at my phone and I'm like, this has been 90 seconds. Yeah. So fuck it. I hung up on her. Good for you.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Yeah. How rude. How rude. It's disgusting. Yeah. It's disgusting. Okay. So Erica and Dorit and Boze sit down and... This is after dinner, they're all kinda catching up.
Starting point is 00:47:28 They're all catching up, breaking down the night. And Boze says, you know, essentially I'm disgusted with these filthy whites taking their tracks out and throwing them all over the place. It's disgusting, they have no etiquette. Yeah, and also Erica is talking like a drunk baby. And I didn't love that at all. I don't know what they talk about Sutton but that's not important though.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Boze brings up to Dorit that she has a real issue with her conflict resolution skills. Dorit's not so good at this. No, and they were drinking out of, you know, I love the kind of commonplace beverages of New Lands. You know what I mean? I mean, these boxes of water, it seemed like they were so where they should be.
Starting point is 00:48:19 I saw them and was like, I've never seen it. Here. And so what is it? You know, I don't know. But you know what I do know from watching rebel ridge at one in the morning last night? Check that out. Was that when you are running away from a fire that people have poured a bunch of gasoline on and it's and it's and it's coming toward you if you have coconut water with you, pour some coconut water on that path. That will stop it. Done.
Starting point is 00:48:46 And it probably isn't true, but let's... Right, but it was in the movie and that's really cool. Wow, could have used that in Malibu. Yeah, that was actually really cool. Very tense scene where there are people that are trying to hunt them and they aren't sure if they're... I mean, I'm not going to get into it, but Rebel Ridge is a thrill ride. Yeah, you like it too.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Yeah. And the man in that movie is as physically fit as any other athlete I've ever seen before. I don't, I yearn to know just for a day what it would feel like to be in that kind of body. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be crazy to just like get up. Like what would getting up be like? Dylan, every time I think about this,
Starting point is 00:49:23 I think about the moment you get out of bed must be, you must be on springs. What is it like? Yeah, you just stand up and it's like, what does it feel like to stand up that way? I gotta check this movie out. And let's not even, I mean, we haven't even discussed the ice gray wolf eyes that he has. I mean, what is going on with this guy? Who's this actor?
Starting point is 00:49:44 I think I'm falling in love. You might, Pat. You might. Oh my gosh, he's so hot. All right, Sutton Garcell and Jennifer sit down. And this is really, Gar kind of really goes off on the Sutmeister here. Garcell feels betrayed and Jennifer Tilly feels like she is missing whatever Barney's Beannery dungeon poker room that she exists in.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Yep. Because I- No, she loves being here, though. You think? Oh, yes. You hate Jennifer Tilly. No, I do not hate her at all. I think that she's a very insecure teenager who
Starting point is 00:50:18 grew up and has a lot of money now. And like Pat said earlier, I don't think she does the braggadocious things to be a bitch. I think she's just like, look how cool I am. Look how cool you guys like this stuff. You guys like this stuff and I have it, you know? And I love her. For some reason, you know,
Starting point is 00:50:32 it's one of the most disgusting traits any human can have, which is just bragging about your money and stuff like that. But when Jennifer Tilly doesn't, where when Jennifer Tilly does it, it's not like, I don't know why it doesn't, it is very braggadocious. I don't hang out with a friend that I've had for 30 years because every time is, oh, this is our Humvee and it's pink and it's like, oh Sand Robot, oh shit, why am I saying it
Starting point is 00:50:59 again? No, no, no, what did you say? Okay. No, no, no. What did you say? Ribidaba. OK. I hate people that bring up superficial, materialistic items that they own. When Mr. Beast does it, I get furious. Like, I've been looking at Mr. Beast for about a couple of years, having dollar bills in literally every single thing that he's in.
Starting point is 00:51:21 And he's in everything. And I'm like, oh, oh man why hasn't he been canceled yet somebody cancel him no I'm kidding mr. beast is great mr. beast is great who's not great Kyle right Kyle's great gross mm-hmm and Sutton's even gross because all she does is fangirl her. Which is odd because they cut back to her the previous two seasons where Sutton's lighten Kyle up on fire. Yep. Because Sutton is not a good person, I don't think. And I also don't think that she... The thing about Erika Jayne is when she's on the up or on the down, she's as defiant as ever. Doesn't... Like she isn't... You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:52:03 On the down, she's probably more defiant. She gets stronger as she is more wrong. She's like Godzilla. She is. Can I talk about the dynamic? Because they cut to a couple of times of the footage of past seasons, the 2020 and the 2021, where basically there was blood in the water.
Starting point is 00:52:21 And at best, some of her quote unquote friends were quiet and silent at the tables while Sutton was going in on her or I think Garcelle was like where are the earrings you know and had Crystal Minkoff as well that's right so had Swamp Rat gone down and like I guess was even more broke than she is now where they found criminality which they still could they would have reveled in that and said now what we did was right we had to let her have it during that period so just because she's kind of survived that now and thinks she's through it I just think
Starting point is 00:52:57 that's an interesting diet in. I totally agree with you. Yeah Sutton well no no no Sutton has like been the commander of the firing squad for every major thing. And it's all of this thing of morality. For Erica, I remember she was very much like, well, I don't really know if I want to be associated with... Well, then go away because you have so much money, it's pathetic that you're on this fucking show. Get a hobby, get a friend and go away if you don't want to be associated. So yeah, Sutton does need to get her flowers or whatever the opposite of that is, because what's happening to her is bad to her.
Starting point is 00:53:28 But anyways, we get to the next morning. Next morning. There's a five alarm fire. And I'm wondering why Avi is here. Why is 93 people out of the 98 here, here? Why are they all here? Garcelle and Sutton sit down. Can I ask you something really quickly?
Starting point is 00:53:45 Yeah. When Avi was looking for that coffee maker, and Sutton was like, what are you doing? And she was like, I'm not going to like that. He was like, I've ordered it 20 minutes ago. I thought he ordered it for himself. That's what I thought too. And I was like, you, you, wow. Wow. I think he did order it for himself though, right? No, Dylan, I think he ordered it for Sutton, which is why when he was like, I'm just going to make it here. And she said, I'm not going to like that. He started to sweat because of the non-central air
Starting point is 00:54:10 and had to go find it somewhere else. Oh my gosh. Why would you, again, we don't know who Grover Cleveland is. Why would you live in fear of this woman? Well, I'll tell you why. Cause I think Avi probably has great Friday and Saturday nights at the Abbey.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Oh, a hundred percent. He gets to do whatever he wants with whoever he wants. And Sutton, as long as they're telling her that she's like fun and cool, loves it. Yeah. As long as they're getting that, you know, carbon fucking brown paper bag fashion line out, it doesn't matter. Now, so Garcel and Sutton continue to chat. Now, they pick up from the disagreement
Starting point is 00:54:48 from the night before, where Garcell had walked off and said, basically, you know what? This is bullshit. I'm out of here. And really, if you think about this scene, like a lot of the scenes on Real Housewives, and again, it's not as bad as Kyle's kind of hypnosis, but just things aren't really resolved at all. And but something happens.
Starting point is 00:55:06 So it has this illusion of advancement, but nothing happens. So that's going to be tough. And it's evidenced when we get to the boat and start fighting because Garcell is still very, very upset. Right. And so beach time, obvious there to actually take pictures. That's why he's there. And we're taking a catamaran and we're weighing each other in. Earrings.
Starting point is 00:55:30 Tilly bragging again. All right. Little tired of this shtick. To be fair. Fine, you're rich. Well, one I loved Bo's answer. And she was like, no, it doesn't sound anything. It's just really rich.
Starting point is 00:55:40 When someone asks you, where did you get something? And you know, fuck me, there is only one of these and it's on me, bitch. So what do you say like, oh, a boutique. Okay, well, that's a lie. Now you're a fucking filthy lie. No, no, no, you got to say, you can have them. That's what Jesus would do. Okay, um, we head in to inside of the boat for a little noshing. The watermelon is ghost white and unripe. And Kathy is, did you see that watermelon?
Starting point is 00:56:08 It was horrible. Oh my God. Horrible. And can I tell you something? The only reason that I actually really did focus on it was because just before watching this episode, I had seen a very cute video of a little deer eating a piece of watermelon from someone holding it
Starting point is 00:56:20 and it was so red. And I said, oh my God, that was amazing. This was not. Yeah. And, um. Kathy is not a rabbit. Kathy is not a rabbit. Hey Kathy, what did you say to Tilly?
Starting point is 00:56:35 What? What? No, no. You can't do, no, no. What do you? She ordered that, asked Tilly to make her a plate, didn't she? Basically. They make me a salad. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:47 But I can't do the voice. No, you can do it too, Kath. No, I can't do Kath. Come on, do it. I can't. You do it. It's your voice, Dylan. No.
Starting point is 00:56:56 He's not yet sanding. He's really not today, and that's fine. That's fine. Be a little poopy pants. But I will say, Kathy, my favorite part of all the things that she requested was the dressing because it wasn't a request it was a oh have you seen any dressing anywhere Jennifer Tilly and she said no Kathy I have fucking not seen any dressing anywhere okay so how's Kim oh she's doing good oh she's robbed of Fred Siegel. What's your definition of good?
Starting point is 00:57:28 Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. Sutton apologizes to the gang. She meant it when she said that she was sorry for calling Dorita a filthy poor. But that doesn't mean shit to Erica Jane, baby. She says she poses a friend and works an enemy. Loved it. And you also mistreat women. She says she poses a friend and works an enemy. Loved it. And you also mistreat women. Erica really skewers her. And Sutton is waffling, right?
Starting point is 00:57:50 She comes up with a lot of defenses, all of which are just shoot away very quickly by the lightning speedhands of one kung fu master, Erica Jane. She says, I do not treat people, I do not treat women poorly. And she's like, no, I'm speaking with the women here. And she was like, I thought you were talking about all women. She was like, well, you're just, now you're being ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:58:12 That doesn't make any sense. Right. So this is a two-pronged war that Sutton's dealing with right now. Yeah. And she also has no allies. Right. So you have Dorit, she's just swinging wildly at her.
Starting point is 00:58:24 What is Dorit upset about anymore? Well, well, yeah. It's dumb. Well, she called her destitute and poor. But she apologized for that. Yeah, but she didn't mean it though. Well, rule number 13A of Housewives, if you did something bad to somebody
Starting point is 00:58:41 and you accept an apology, this is on. This is a clean slate. You have to. That's like what happens on the show. So Dorit is, she has a burlap sack on top of her head and she's still harboring or harb- what is it? Harboring resentment? Yes. It's harboring.
Starting point is 00:58:59 And so that doesn't make sense, but still it's an irritant to Sutton. But simultaneously you have Erika Jayne who is a way better fighter and she executes better. Kind of like what Hitler felt about the British. Yeah, you're right, exactly. And then you have Kyle, her friend, who she really wants to be buddies with, just sitting off to the side looking, watching it go down. And Gar revels in that.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Yep, yep, yep. And then at one point Kyle basically says, well actually one time this thing happened and Sutton is like, thank you so much Kyle, I appreciate that from you right now, very much Kyle, oh my God, thank you very much Kyle. And then in her cutaway is like, you Sutton, at Sutton,
Starting point is 00:59:36 you should be more embarrassed of how you act. Around Kyle Richards. You are, just every day, but this behavior really, you should watch this and you should say, Andy, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna take my 300 grand a month and not do this anymore. I'm gonna start a network that's gonna compete against you.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Or I'll just play tennis. Let's just play tennis probably actually. Go play tennis. Play tennis, yeah. Sutton has really kind of fallen off a cliff this season. She was a very, very entertaining nutcracker or tool in past seasons. But now that the spotlight is on her,
Starting point is 01:00:12 it's a little, it's not handling it that well as a character. Big TBC card, what will happen on the finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? I think it's the finale. It is. I think it is, yeah. Okay. Like likely not much. Well, maybe some resolutions. Steel, borrow, beg, go to patreon.com another podcast network. Get in the reviews. Five stars, kind words. Follow Ruby at, what are you? No. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat say goodbye.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Later dudes. Ruby. Bye bye. Bye bye. I'm still working bad but I'm never the end I'm still in bed but still, in every year I can walk on the stone, I can walk on the glass, I'm walking all over this land
Starting point is 01:01:17 I can walk on the fire, I can walk on the air, I'm walking all over this land And I can walk on wood, I can walk on wire, I'm walking all over this land

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