Kill James Bond! - Wealthy Wealthy Creepies | Below Deck Med S7 E15

Episode Date: October 18, 2022

Dylan, Nick and Pat are back to break down what it means to buy people off, quid pro quo, focaccia, work place drama, Super Sayan Sandy and even more from Bravo's Below Deck Med.OUR NEW SHOW BAD TV IS LIVE AND WE'RE COVERING WINTER HOUSE! - Subscribe right here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-t-v/id1193077828The full season of Below Deck Down Under recaps is ALREADY available only on our Patreon at https://Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkAlso available is our coverage of Below Deck Sailing and Love is Blind seasons 1 and 2 for both shows!Check out our merch!https://anothermerchstore.comThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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we'll fuck each other on camera. 37 five. Okay, let's start the show all right So like I said the creepiness ends tonight Which I was thrilled about because about halfway through this episode. I was like all right Enough I'm gonna throw up if I have to see this strange dynamic. Oh, this is a great area over here for a photo shoot I kept lying to call the Coast Guard, but I realized this was filmed nearly a year ago. I'm excited to talk about that because these are crime adjacent kind of activities.

It's not technically, but we'll get into it. I did, and I realized I'm going first now, I did not think the episode was that great. Right. We are winding down to the end of the season. And also, you know, another very, very anti-climactic docking fiasco. I go pee when that was happen. Reminded me that we've yet to see home destroyed. The facade of it on the starboard or the left side or the right side Keyed by the pizzas. So I'm looking forward to that But tonight kind of a dull episode I'm gonna give it about for 62 pot 62 pots. Let me go next. Let me go next

Okay, these are gonna be some general thoughts a little bit on the season, but it's connects it It's anchored in this episode nice because it has a lot to do with the read Okay, love them the camera On through you love read. No, yeah, me neither. No. Okay, the camera occasionally throughout the season passes by that to koozy. It's empty. There's no water. There's no naked naked brother or sister teams. That was really weird. No drunk and sea rats falling all over themselves. Well, the other one sucks down a sig. Yeah No ball of steaks right and the worst part is where there was an opportunity to bring on a pussy slayer

The producers chose Reed okay, yeah, he's a nice guy But he's also not the kind of guy that's gonna get some twerking in the tattas out. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's so interesting. It's more like someone who spawns naps Bravo hit me up a fire you need a little help casting, filling this out, rounding out the cast. Are you gonna be a sea rider, are you gonna cast the show? I'm gonna help cast, send me the interview, whatever tapes. I'll go through them and I definitely,

if I saw read I'd be no bueno. Right, right. He's a seasoned destroyer. How many pots? Zero. Okay. Nick. Yeah, I don't like the slander Destroyer how many pots zero? Yeah Yeah, I don't like the slander about my hillbilly cousin Reed right he's the man

His some some pretty quick puns and everybody around him are the idiots and that's what makes him looks so stupid Yeah, we're definitely gonna run out the clock situation and I feel like We're definitely in a run out the clock situation and I feel like shitty charter guests when we are winding down can sometimes help but they need to be more combative They just can't make you feel the Ick Which I believe we all had with these these fucking weirdos Not I like the one who had to take a shit Yeah, what the girl yeah, I liked all most of the girls except they were being held against their will 39 pots. The one that had to take a shit. Yeah, she excused herself

in the table with the scumbag primary goes, oh, I know how that feels. I bet you do. Hey, this may a great place to take some shots. Yeah, photo shoot. Okay, let's get into it. How can I see three adult males and know none of them have ever been married or have children? How can I guess that before we jump into these guts? I want to just say quickly, peacock figured the fuck out. I mean, we've talked about this so many times, but you know, there are simple fixes. Put the recent upside at the top, okay? Oh, yeah, it's not rockets, right? It's freaking peacock.

Throwes me off every time. Also, when it's on TV, which I rarely watch on, because we're professionals, we watch it with Amped Up Speed, right? On our computer, so we have more control over the stopping and the starting. But when you go down, you all of a sudden just end up in past seasons,

and it's like peacock, I don't know that brace for impact is the latest episode. I don't have good eyes. So please, figure it the fuck out. Yeah, one last note on that. Old Patty was five minutes into an episode that was last week's episode when I watched this one. I know how many times have I played that freaking, and I know that you guys watch so many episodes, you should know what episode you're on.

But the first episode has this very vague kind of welcome to Maltovive that I don't know. I mean, it could be anything. Every episode starts with a recap, it could be any episode. And then when it finishes, they start playing below the X season, sailing season one. Oh my God. And I'm like, hey, playing below the X season, or sailing season one. Oh my God.

And I'm like, hey, I'm familiar with Gary, right? Knock it off. You should add it to my stuff, though. Have you added it to my stuff? No, I don't want to have to add it to my stuff. They all don't know what's going on. HBO Max has the same problem, but at least they have good content. You know, Netflix is really a tech company

at the end of the day, many say. And McDonald's is really a lease agency. So we pick up where we left off at this weird BDSM party in these charter guests who are lured. Um, the Amuse Boosh of this awkward dinner in leather though is the bout between two heavyweights Kyle and Natalia. Captain TimeShare walks down. Oh yes. I meet the level four super Saiyan that she has achieved, that she has climbed to this season, is something to truly be marveled at. Even in her time share mode, which is the lowest frequency she occupies,

she's crushing it. Time is spent well. She's mending, she's mending relationships. Yeah, I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. Touch the arms a little too much for me, but you know. Yeah, Dylan's sure. To you, she looks like Luke Skywalker and the last of the Jedi where he's floating

like a boot up above that rock, but not to this podcaster. Sandy says to Kyle, don't don't talk about co-workers to me behind their back. Well, Sandy, if those seerats didn't, we wouldn't have a show now. What would we have? Secondly, Sandy, when you're interviewed by Bravo and ask your thoughts on a crew member that you're probably going to fire in a few moments, and you tell us what you're gonna do. It's kind of talking behind their back. I like you, Sandy. Don't screw this up.

I think we all had the same note on the note that she gives to Kyle, which is don't talk about co-workers behind their back. And I was thinking, you know, Sandy, that is 70% of the fun of really any work environment. 100% and it's 100% almost of the fun in the sea wrap work environment. I mean, I mean, now we're getting in the muck though because do we want her to be a good captain? Or do we want her to make good television?

I want her to stay the fuck out of the, out of the show. So she hears Kyle complaining about Natalia having a cow because he took it upon himself to demote her. And Sandy says, hey, hey, hey, hey little sad she got to stop doing that now um she says you're a team and then she asks the question that Fergie asked us so long ago where is the love oh right so meanwhile I thought it was going to be a little while it started but that's an imperative uh storm tells us team things well they're planning for the next day yeah yeah that while the extras from Clyde Barker's hell razors reveal themselves do you know that guy has AIDS? Clyde Barker. Clive

So one of the predators is too tired to make it to dinner and Dave is having a tough time with this Hulking saltfish. So let's get to dinner with these freaks. Oh, yes It is so weird to watch a 60 year old man in a leather mask Go through a wine list with someone I don't would just pause for the War yeah You Then and I'm speaking to this creep, you've made it, dude.

You are chartering a yacht. Where is your compass taking you? You look like an anime character and you're bribing people to spend time with you who don't want to be anywhere near you, let alone have sex with you. You took a wrong turn somewhere, This is really unbecoming behavior. If there was a gun to my head and I had to say give me something redeeming about this guy. Yeah. It would be that you would get your fucking head blown up. No, I am too afraid of death. I would say that I appreciate that he's allowing his freak flag to fly. He has enough of evidently like fuck you money

that he can do this on TV and it's not gonna sully and reputation or ruin relationships. Again, gun to my head. Gun to my head. Otherwise, he's a creep. Well, Dylan, I know we're gonna get to dinner, but I just wanna cite an example right there.

When Diana, while Hannah gets up, take a shit and she ain't coming back, but I think she just wanted to get away from those guys. Then Diana says, yeah, I'm ready to go to bed, and she tells them like, you know, hanging out with old guys is kind of weird. I mean, I'm 22, I should be hanging out with people in my own age, but thanks for the free trip.

Right. Which I don't think she fully enjoyed. This is sad. Well, I have no sun this later. Get married and have kids. But yeah, I'm gonna wait. So dinner is. What do you think? I don't know. They didn't show you enough. How was the fish cooked? I don't know. There's barada. There's some type of salad and this beautiful salt, salt, big fish. There's a lot of fanfare with the revealing of the fish.

I think if we asked Dave how the peeling the skin and the flang went, he would say, yeah, that was a little off. It's like a really good drummer knows how he's, you know, a little behind beat on stuff, but the audience doesn't really know. Yeah, don't tell a dumb question. Stop. Stay right there.

I'm gonna throw a ride at your face. Stop. How much does the actual sodium penetrate the fish skin when you're having a piece of that fish there? You know, I'm not really sure. I'm not too experienced with the salt bake. There's a beautiful, beautiful scene in Chef's Table of Francis Mom and doing this in Patagonia.

And I can't remember if he salts the fish or not. I would assume you don't need to salt the fish because there is a permeation that happens. Um, but, what the fuck an egg whites and a shit ton of salt. It seems like a whole headache to me, but Sandy thought it was awesome and so did these guys because they're on fucking quailudes they've had since 1982. Like, they don't give a shit. So we had a pasta dish that they didn't show.

I can't decipher what Natasha calls things. I can't understand it. So I'm a little lost at sea. I feel bad for you right now. Yeah, I'm not even sure how many pots to give this meal. Be like an entire season with no preference sheet meeting. Right. Exactly.

And the thing that makes me really upset about this is I cannot I can't stand the ignoring of the culinary arts and favor of Parking about tying knots and and putting dawn on a slide. What are we doing here? I'm pretty upset too. I thought I was gonna learn a lot more about this salted fish the whole thing confused me greatly. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint. I mean, it's not your fault. We didn't even get to see it. Just why I don't even think there was a fish in there. Watch that thing with Francis Malman in Patagonia. I love to burn my food. Okay, so I want to talk about the dynamics of this table. You covered it a little bit, Pat, but on display here is the hubris of the rich creep

I don't know Why they think this is gonna go any other way. I guess there's like this It's sad. Yeah, there's this hope that they're going to fuck them, but it's like they're repulsed by you It's it's so sad because both parties are sad like you're a lonely old guy who can only have people like this in your life via bribing and your wealth which we know doesn't make people happy and then we have these young young women who are You know putting it on red or something and going on this creepy vacation and subjecting themselves to the Advances of these fucking soul patch lick and creeps. Well, it's interesting though. It's it's disgusting They know it's it's on camera or not.

They're not saying like, hey, I want to fuck you, but the creepiness is, hey, I think that's a good place for a photo shoot. That means I'm ready to see your vagina, which I will later be eat off to. By the way, do I have a shot? Do I have a shot? Do I have a shot?

I paid for this, do I have a shot? Yeah. All right, so here's one thing with old guys. And I talk about, because I'm an old guy, but I'm a reform douchebag. I love that. You get a little too much being the single guy into your forties. You become deaf and blind to women specifically younger women finding you repulsive. Right. I one time was at a bar with personal. Yes, his name it leave him is nameless. but he's an old guy.

He's 50 and at the time I was like 42 and I'm sitting at the bar and he starts flirting with a girl that's sitting waiting to have a call and Pete. All right, Pete. And he's talking or I can read her body language. She hates him. And her friend, whispers in my ear, I hate to be rude, but can you tell your friend to go away? Yeah, and I just thought the fact that he had a big smile on his face Yuck in this girl up thinking he's working his angle or whatever and everyone else but him knew

that he is a douchebag. Were you hurt that he thought that you were his friend? Yeah, I don't even know that guy. Great question. You want to go grab a drink? It's that churn we banged on that. Okay, so TV girl thriving in that way is having a tough time, but Kelly rolling. What's up? I just wonder if there is a moment you said the hubris of the creepy rich, but does he when he finally retires one?

Oh, no, retires to his cabin alone. Does he feel despair that he didn't with all his money? Everything has fingertips. He didn't get laid or does he just wake up with the confidence again? I don't I think it's the former. I think he has crippling emptiness and then the veneer kind of goes in the drawer, the tear rag comes out. And then in the AM, they switch places once again, his sadness rests only to try to conquer again, right? Only to awaken in the evening.

So TV girlfriend is having a tough time. But it would seem as though Kelly Rowland is back. Kyle heads down and delivers a beautiful heartfelt apology, mending the seams of our favorite dynamic duo. We'll talk about the motivation of this remorse now, or maybe at the end of the episode, but I do want to say that he does end it the only way he knows how, which is a pointed yet ambiguous threat to her career

he he he he he he's right to say so let's just uh... call a spade a spade uh... so it you painted it pretty well but we have both natasha falling into the arms of chef dave dangerous dave and we have nat uh... laying down next to storm and uh... but it they they both just want to complain and bitch. That's what both did and if I'm Dave or Storm I'd say excuse me, excuse me. Okay. I'm no longer seeing your boobs so go find a fucking therapist. Okay. Alright. Now I wanted to have this

discussion with a little bit more nuance and not as pig-ish, but do you have any thoughts before we get there? I laid it out exactly how it happened. He zoomed forward quite a bit I I I just think storm specifically Dave. I think has it under control now Actually, they're in both in the same time to get lost They're both sad sacks storm really drop the ball when she said we'll talk about she just made she just called the shot She said we'll talk about it in bed later and he was like, okay, uh, he should bed like no I don't think that's a good idea. We decided to go our separate ways. Yes. She would have she would have broke down as fucking Well, so listen

Natalia does head back into before we move on I just want to get this point out because I do think that it is important to not make ways of good opportunities to shed on our slun human form. Who takes, oh the sea witch, takes Kyle aside and says you have nothing to apologize for. What? I'm believe he demoted her to the guests. He was being sassy and mean. He has everything to apologize for. And then she says she's not going to get walked all over. It's just, it's not good leadership. No, it's terrible leadership. She has seen that the wedge between them has been removed

and she is picking it up and placing it right back where she wanted it. Get that back in there. Yeah, exactly. It's really, really gross shit. So let's speak of the, forgive me for jumping no, no, no, it's it's fine It was don't worry about it. Of course, it's fine. So Well now you know what time it is

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No, okay. Because there is kind of a quid pro quo. Hey, Diane, holiday shopping? Oh, done. Everyone's getting the new iPhone 15 from T-Mobile, and T-Mobile's covering the cost. Plus, I got four lines for 25 bucks a line per month. I gotta get to T-Mobile. Get four iPhone 15s on us with eligible trade-in, where you switch to T-Mobile. Get four iPhone 15s on us with eligible trade-in when you switch to T-Mobile.

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be it sexual or otherwise. So he's gonna hurt people, Natalia, if you keep doing this. He men cannot have this kind of clotting. It's not good, we go insane. But she gets into bed and starts complaining about work and I Pat took care of it. So I don't need to say I don't want to sound like too much of a man But but this is like between both genders call yeah girl friends We have to be doing something in return for an open ear to work, which are some of the most menial,

holy personal complaints. Your partner, be it man or woman, does not give a shit about your complaints at work. And once again, storm's clotting is, so it's just not a fair trade. He may die. He might die. You know what I mean?

So, but your point remains though, it's on him. He has to say, hey, no, you're not getting in my bed. And it's not like they're, the bunks are falling down because of the voracious love making. All it is is cuddling and complaining about work, which is a fairly easy thing to say no to. It's like if somebody kept offering you two

to fish sandwiches, you would go, I'm okay, I'm gonna have a club today. Please. Two of my biggest turnoffs, bitching and cuddling. And neither equally jackulating. See, I actually, I think for a short time, bitching moaning is a fair trade for me pressing my chop

up against the little spoon, but that doesn't work for more than three charters. All right, otherwise kick rocks is this too much. No, no, no, I'm not sure. So I thought he said it quite eloquently. So the speaking of getting walked all over, Dave has fallen into the same trap. C-Red history about Natasha,

not interfacing well with other human beings. Don't need that, we know. So, next morning. Next morning. Courtney and Z are having a really lovely time. We get more C-Red history about Z's family, but I was thinking, why have we not seen Storm talk to his friend

once about how he shafted him? That's right. There's been no, are you okay? There's been no check-in. It's just full steam ahead. I didn't do anything wrong. I made the right decision. Fucking Leonidas is really letting the Spartans down,

I think, here. So let's get to breakfast in more creepy fucking pictures. Well, there are there. Did you hear what Kyle noted finally with these passengers? What he had to say about them. Yeah, he called the women prostitutes, I think well He said and I quote something fishy is going on here, and it's not the ocean and I believe he's noting that there might be a And I believe he's noting that there might be a... I believe he's noting that there might be a... No, no, no, no, no, no, this is gonna be clean, trust me. Okay. Because he said it, I think he said that there might be a paid sex worker on the floor.

Or one... Gonna bleep that. I do love Fakacha, but I think I said it about 12 times that these women are doing real work aboard this boat. Yeah, and here comes this phone. You know, it's absolutely disgusting. I'm just glad I feel very validated after Kyle said it aloud. So I'm just glad they addressed it. Yeah, yeah.

They needed to. They're funny. I felt like I was being gasslet this entire time. Totally. Absolutely. Smash the head gas lamp. So one guy is taking pictures of a young woman while she eats her breakfast

and he says you need to learn how to do googly eyes. You need to be less confident about being a fucking pedophile, adjacent human being on national television. Case in point, DePaz fitness studios, Jonathan's company. If someone did have an issue with how creepy these men were being, it'd be very easy to, you know, dox them, right? You just go on LinkedIn, you find

the guy's company, or, you know, we're in a capitalist society, you see these people online, and you know that this guy dresses in leather to eat fish and treats young women in a really creepy way. So don't buy supplements from him and don't go to his studio. I guess the long-winded way, it's a long-winded way of saying, I don't know why these guys are so comfortable with exposing this side of themselves when they're not Jeff Bezos wealthy. Like, maybe they don't know, but you know who might have a little bit behind the story. Nick, you're really good at this. Can we get a hold of Diana,

one of the guests on this charter, and have an interview with her? I try to find Diana. Her last name is Lee, L-E, so. Oh, fuck. Yeah, that was something. I'll tell you what. Diana, if you're listening or any friends of hers,

hit Nick up. DM is ass. One of the Smiths of... Adrian. So moving on. I'm so confused by these guys. Do you think you look cool? One thing I want to say about them,

like Dox and Miss Alves and people may know that it's his studio and he's the creep. I actually think it might possibly have the opposite effect and when he got back from Charter, he had a full-class, full of 65-year-old creeps and they're like I want one of those Yeah, I want one of those I want to tell young women to keep sleeping on their hair What all right, so they planned for more pictures to be taken and they do thrust wall more pictures are taken One where in the angle is up and underneath Jonathan's balls. Well

more pictures are taken. One, where in the angle is up and underneath Jonathan's balls. Let's be done with these people, right? Because I'm over it. Back to the deck crew, Courtney's sense of humor is on display. You want to take this away. The dad joke thing, what you are the one with puns. Oh, yeah. I mean, he just without skipping a beat, she said not a lot of stuff aboard this vessel has a home. And he said, isn't that ironic? Given the name of the boat and Z and Courtney are both dumbasses and get it. Read the, read's captain. I want read to be cap. Or maybe they hated puns. Well also Decatur looks like he's having a tough time with this new crew. Seems to be an Indiana J kind of hole he's filling here. The girls get ready for fun activities and once again we have more Lolita shit from these awesome guys. One guy is on the bow screaming that the point

of the water activities is for them to fall into the water so their tops fall off. Yeah, Eric should be castrated. I love that you just mentioned this because here is the note that I have where I know that these are technically not crimes, but getting back to my eugenic streak, literally can we just get this out of the collective helix. Like I don't know why this is okay. I guess there's nothing you can do about it. Rich creeps are going to creep, but he should be chemically castrated. I cracked the code.

He's a scumbag and he normally gets sued for this type of behavior. He's paying not to be sued. He's almost like you're paying for that experience, you know, like Michael Douglas in the game, that he's paying for this experience to be able to be the biggest grossest massage in his pig that he can be and because he paid for it

and they signed on the fadada fucking line, He gets to do all of it that he wants. Yeah, I think that's a terrible take because depending on how far he goes, I don't think there are any contracts that would permit a past a certain threshold of fluid activity, but he seems like he's kind of, you know, just being the right amount of disgusting fucking old flip. All right, so Jetsky Gate. Oh boy. Just crazy stuff here, you know? I mean, who has time to talk about what pasta Dave made?

Let's talk about how the Jetsky hit the side of the boat and nothing happened. Incident report. Are you gonna talk about Storm because I have some thoughts on that? I was gonna throw that to Nick because this is a very kingly and I just moment where he goes up and says we need to file an incident report. But if you wanna take it, I mean, it's your guys' boat.

It's up to you, Nick. I'll just cap off what you're about to say with shut up Storm. So I'll do you a thing. Yeah, Storm walks up to report and make an incident report in San Diaz storm. Can you?

She told them what happened. He said, do you mind feeling between your legs? He says, okay. And she says, um, because that's the area that causes all the problems in the world, you know. But check again, because that's not an incident. It's fucking yachting. You know, not a turd. Get lost loser okay and

Shut up storm. I don't think that she said that's what I think that you guys wrote that stuff. No It was you watch the show on two two fastest speed. That's true. Yeah So I was very quick when she motioned for him to grab a between us. Yeah, right. Right. Are you feeling down there? Okay. She said that's what the problem is with the world. It's that that area is what's caused all the problems in the world.

Got it. Um, not wrong. So um, the show then just goes fuck it. And does a meanwhile, the likes of which I really haven't seen in some time. I mean, usually they leave it up to us, but they were just like, yeah, we'll just throw some shit up. I mean, they do like the four quadrants people getting ready stuff, but they just zipped through a couple hours and we just move on to dinner.

Yep. It's going to be the theme is Safari or slash kitty party meanwhile court twerks and on the workers table where they eat right meanwhile storm uh voice apparently a noise his apparent not girlfriend nat over the walkie talkie yeah and then finally get dinner and i can't wait here's thoughts because i believe they did show enough food they did a little good to get yes i can't imagine how read whatever get the idea that Courtney has confidence in her posterior when he comes down. She's twerking on the lazy soot. Right.

Well, she's a nurse. We'll talk about that later. So let's get to dinner. Eric Decreebe talks about being floppy, which is like, stop with your gross on tendras. I don't know if you have to say double on Tondra every time or if on Tondras enough, but whatever he's talking about is fucking dick and it's disgusting. And then he says he likes Natasha's ears. Hey, buddy, easy.

She didn't fly out from fucking San Diego or wherever you walk around in flip flops. I should pretend like she can tolerate. Leave people alone. So Dave is in a good space. He's blow torching fish and getting ready to put out but an ice-washed prearray, asparagus, and said fish with citrus holidays. Now remember,

holidays is a very important sauce to us as a podcast. And it's a very important sauce to the culinary arts. Hollandays is one of the five what Nick mother sauces. And if they are, you know, kind of Mount Rushmore kind of deities, they're too important to be relegated to brunch. So I'm very, very happy that Dave utilized the magnificence and the silkeness of one of the five mother sauces in the evening time. Can I? I love having an omelet for dinner. Can I give a shot at this? Yeah. So we got hollandaise, hot, ketchup, ranch, sweet baby race. Chick-fil-A.

No, it's sweet baby race. Oh, sweet baby race. So the milk tart has dropped rich fidelity to the theme as well. Derri say 82 pots, but back to the fish. Excuse me, but we've got back to back fish. Not my mouth. Not my mouth, but there is technique up the wassu.

This evening I was very applauding Dave, applauding Dave. So let's get back to read. We spoke of the horrors of Decatur last week, but we need not go over the news this week because I did a goog again, and it is too sad. But I do have to say errors and omissions. I posited and that it was decatur that ludicrous was talking about but ludicrous is from a land georgia evidently

is a catered georgia and there's a different decade of the case yeah uh... i was gonna say that uh... yeah so i didn't know that i i i did you thought there was just one city in america named a cater uh... i i would decide in in the area that made sense uh... for ludicrous I would have I would have guessed there was a guy can't believe you didn't know that So Natasha bitches about nat again, and we wait for the next day storm gives some great notes on docking and lines and Eric wakes up looking like a I don't even like a these fresh as a

I don't even, like, these fresh is a reanimated daisy. The guy walks out like weekend at Bernice's. His hair is all fucked up. His sunglasses are a skew. Again, the hubris of the rich creep. There's all this tension about new team and new lines, docking and starboard wings, and they dock. I can't do this anymore. Bravo, come on.

So good by guests. We end with one blast creepy comment. There's room in my suitcase, vomit, and with that, shirt and those shades, I'm thinking bad, tipper. Oh, you'd be very wrong, wouldn't you now? Pat, take it away. Biggest tip, not in charters charter This season. I believe in charter people always correct us on this. We've been watching for five years

Yeah, a long time. So that's where that's where BC ends an ad begins for us. So you leave us alone. Oh, yeah 27.5. Yeah, that's 2500 bucks New photo shoots be dead. I I could tolerate all that bullshit of these charter guests. Well, that's what makes me so sad because the the power of money, Mother Fiat is on display here. You know, I mean, the the good old Pius Boy himself goes, listen, I thought I was witnessing a crime the entire time, but he paid me $2,500. I'm gonna keep my fucking mouth shut. God, it's so sad. You can just buy your way at anything.

We get to a meanwhile next. Kyle and Natalia have a little dust up. Then we get to read being from Decatur. And also, I guess a student of Sigmund Freud or something, is that right? He starts diagnosing, right? Yeah, a lot of psychoanalysts love mythology. But this is a tricky thing, and I wanna go through this really quickly,

and I know that it's complicated, because there's a weird interaction. It's a weird interaction. Is there some redemption in his remorse? We'll talk about it. So they're doing a little C-rat work, right? And Courtney says, do you fancy anybody on the boat besides me?

Harmless throw away line. But this really triggers read in a flustered kind of religious serial killer kind of way. And speaking of Greek mythology, I think the reason why that triggered him so much is because he has a bit of an edible problem. I think he loves his mom a little bit too much. And it kind of like weened off the tea

at four kind of vibes I'm getting from him, but Courtney's joking insinuation sends him into a little Greek history lesson of his own. Um, and I thought that he was joking at first and like, I don't know. Well, it was a little, I thought he was joking at first, but then he starts to kind of, I don't know. He explained his reasoning for his diagnosis.

He continues to teach Courtney a thing or two and belittle her all the way down the stairs. He Something I don't know what happened in his brain, but that really really it triggered him He he kind of like softly jumped at her the wife said about Courtney you because Shree's mean She was like she wise it bothers so much unless it hit a hit a spot Sure, yeah, sure he is is me. I think this guy just backs himself into a corner and he talks and he just continues to make it worse. Like Sandy just, when he called her a man, she was just like, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

How'd he been allowed to talk? Right, right. Well, you're just standing so broad-children and you're so managed, that's why I said it. But I know you're a woman. You remind me of Hercules, sorry, that's a hero but I know you're a woman you remind me of hercules Sorry, that's a hero mind. I'm male hero mind. It's what you remind me of you got it You got to just cut him off and he just kept talking He's like well, maybe not your interior, but your ex-teer, but your posterior she didn't even know what posterior meant

You talked about your ass because you're twerkin' all the time. I really think he's harmless and he felt so Hormel, of course he's harmless. Well, so she has body image problems. He said she's gonna kill. Where are you gonna kill it? The world, what? You said he's gonna like, he was some weird psycho. I don't know what the term you.

Yeah, he gave me like a, yeah, pie a serial killer kind of guy. Yeah, that's what I was referring to. A harmless joke from me too. So she has body image problems. The world puts a lot of pressure on women. But Cork, you've been twerking all the time. And you seem confident. So I would take your own advice and be careful what you say to people.

But you can't live life like that. You know, you got to be able to just be yourself. I'm going back to be able to rib people, you know, that you kind of only met known for a couple days. Oh God. If I... And Zee and her, yeah, Z Z and her like welcome this type of banter I don't like when people and this sometimes happens in our Patreon comments They have arbitrary lines which what with what they're okay with if you if you got if you're willing to give it You got to be able to take it 100% 100% well, I think they both had lapses here, but he was really

I think they both had lapses here, but he was really remorseful about his strange outburst, crappy situation, but definitely to read, I don't know. You'll be in more big cities, you'll be interacting with higher concentrations of people, you'll get better. But this is worse. Okay, I do wanna say this though,

I don't know if this was at dinner or not, but one of the times times he's apologizing he flips from Sigmund Freud to fucking Tony Robbins Yeah, the love yourself cuz you're you in blah blah blah Duh And then when Natalia and Kyle are fighting he's like guys You don't know that just let out fight let him throw the fucking martini glass at her We're trying to make a great show. Watch out, it's all over, man. All right.

And then read, yelled at someone who came to his conference that said, it's your fault, you're divorced. Figure it out. Speaking of this Kyle and Tash, Tosh, ganging up on that situation, the issue with the desire to take notes on this and cover it is that we're going to see it shot for shot at the beginning of next week.

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