Kill James Bond! - Well What Color Am I? | Below Deck Adventure S1 E4

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

Pat and Dylan are back to break down auras, role reversal, smut, Jean, HR proceses, jedi mind tricks that don't work and even more from Bravo's Below Deck Adventure. Subscribe to our Patreon for FULL video episodes and recaps of Love is Blind, The Ultimatum, Flavor of Love and our hit show "PMZ"!https://patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkWe also cover Bravo's Below Deck every week on Another Below Deck Podcasthttp://bit.ly/AnotherBelowDeckPodcast_YTThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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Sure. You get to grab a worker's asshole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all fine. They're divorces. Now see, therein lies the issue with you calling the but the asshole because you have this kind of picture that you've painted where somebody's trying to grab the asshole.

Now, in order to grab an asshole, you would need to kind of turn your hand into a bit of a lobster claw or have a pair of tweezers or something like that. Because the butthole is a little shit beak and it is tough to grab almost impossible unless there's pro laps. Well, I'm pretty sure it was the old one. I think our name was grandma. Yeah, I think it was the old one. I think our name was grandma. Yeah, it's I think it was Laura's mom's the deck and sweet tea play So it's another below deck podcast and that's a new intro, but it's late at night. This is the fourth show we're doing. It's about to get loopy and thanks for listening. I'm Dylan Saddle up next to one pat permission to come aboard permission. Granted. Thanks. So I don't want to be pessimistic because the audience does not like that. But like we said, the show has been in enigma for us until recently, I think that we've landed on, this isn't a good iteration of this show.

You don't think so. No, Captain Kerry is starting to possibly provide a little twine for us to weave something because I think we've got a new captain Lee. You think so? I think we think captain Lee. Oh, I'm getting ahead of myself. I already watched the next episode. Yeah. This guy shows up in the kitchen in the galley because you know that chef.

She burns her thumb. Right. Right. Right. Lee would never do that. Right. But Kerry loves the lenses. Yes, he does.

He loves the lenses. He loves the one liners and my favorite moment of the lenses. Yes, he does. He loves the lenses. He loves the one-liners and my favorite moment of the night was when Kyle getting fired occurs and he looks to his staff and says who you got They say what? Yeah, I don't want to get ahead of myself. Four pots. Oh, that was your thoughts. Yeah.

Okay. All right, here's my thoughts. I'm fascinated. And your pots. And my nuts. I'm fascinated by the gas. Nice people. They should totally get what they want.

But their self-proclaimed foodies drinking that clunia licks are right in Wanting country grits. Yeah, don't you want an experience of Culinary offerings of Norway right? Well, no because that's probably a lot of pickled fish and potatoes and rannishes and shit. Well, they're foodies do it. Yeah I mean just stay home. You want grits. Well, they're foodies, dude. Yeah. I mean, just stay home. Right. You want grits. Yeah.

You know, going to any breakfast place or something. Yeah, a waffle house. Now, that's not to shit on the culinary powers of the south. I mean, some of the ancient grains, the ancient rice is a beautiful milled corn. It's lovely stuff, but you are a Norway. I mean, have some pickled fish. Okay. Yeah. Back to my thoughts. Yeah. These divorcees. Yeah. There are a lot of fun. I see. There's multiple, uh, uh, that was such a cute spin on at these divorces. They, uh,

there's a lot of occasions where I could call out the, if the roles were reversed. Sure. You get to grab a worker's asshole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all fine. They're divorces. Now see, therein lies the issue with you calling the butt the asshole because you have this kind of picture that you've painted where somebody's trying to grab the asshole.

Now, in order to grab an asshole, you would need to kind of turn your hand into a bit of a lobster claw, or have a pair of tweezers or something like that. Cause the butthole is a little shit beak, and it is tough to grab. Almost impossible unless there's pro laps. But go ahead. Well, I'm pretty sure it was the old one.

I think our name was grandma. I think it was Laura's mom. Yeah, some deck and sweet tea place. That pus on Laura and her grandmother, but I'm pretty sure she grabbed his asshole. Anyway, totally fun. You know, when you said pus, were you talking about her vagina

or were you saying something like? Oh, her fucking face, that primary, or whatever the fuck her name is. Okay. When she's complaining about her eggs and just Jesus Christ. I know you're paying a lot of money, but please Face month For for for not

So Before we get into the show I just quick Quick just speech for the two of us. Okay, you know, and people can listen in if they want to, but this is really for us, you know. We've got this own mercury theme with the show. And the ship, you know, the ship is named off that damned planet. We know the dangers of that damned planet all too well. Yeah, you and I fought in May 2021. We went to Vegas.

We were at each other's throat. Right. So we have two choices as far as I'm concerned. We can quit doing the show. Unless we get mercury poisoning, you know, or we can puff our chest out and go head to head with the Celeste Joe body and honestly become the Avengers of Reality television podcast. I think we're going to do that. I think we should just quit the show.

But it's maybe what listen, it remains to be decided, but the issue with the season is, I don't wanna be insulting, but these people are just fucking dorks. I'm having a tough time with these people being fucking dorks. You have below deck OG. We've got hot people, we've got,

well, hot tour, we've got, we've got coxmen, we've got people with abs, we've got, you know, people who masturbate to themselves. Here we've just got freaking dorks, we've got Nate who wants to go in, we've got Casey who is as sexual as a bag of packing peanuts, weirding everybody out with her speak of fucking aura colors. We've got deadliest cats who's like not fucking. Yeah, he thinks women have cooties.

And then we've got Orianna, who's a Massachusetts bitch who is just like, I mean, they're all fucking dorks. Well, I was going to say basic. And then we've got Lewis who's just like the nice guy. These people are dorks. I don't think that this is a good cat. We have Captain Kerry. He might fuck somebody.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Captain Kerry. He might fuck somebody, Dylan. Yeah. Yeah. All right, hold on. I'm gonna get, we're gonna get to this the next episode. Yeah. Or did you watch the next episode yet?

Orianna is talking with these same guests and they say, I'm sorry I'm getting ahead of myself, but you're gonna love this, Dylan. They say, who are you into? You, she said that probably Lewis. Yeah. And then they the pry further and she says, uh, but you know, I've only ever fucked a captain and you know who he is, but I can't say. And I was like Holy shit, I can't believe they allowed this on TV. What's she talking about, Joppa Cuxbera?

I'm thinking fucking Captain Jason. No shit. Cause it ain't Lee. You know, Leah, maybe like, no intercourse. I'll eat ass. I'm gay. And I remember I like the stepchildren tickled. Okay.

No intercourse. All right, we'll cover that next episode. But tonight, God damn it. The boat. Okay. No intercourse. All right, we'll cover that next episode, but tonight. God dammit. The boat. No. It's in shambles from the termination of the rough around the Ejaskyl. You catch and vibes.

Kind of shit whose mother is a horse criminal. Now, Spanicopita is very involved in this process. Why? I don't know. If I was the boasting and I heard her say, you better hurry up and hire someone. I mean, this is really gonna fall in the other decades. I would say, oh my God, thank you.

I had no idea. Well, okay. So just to, I would not tell her to get back in the kitchen because that while it is apt, the horrors of rock well massage and you're imbued in that. So I would not say that. Okay.

Is this, forgive me, Dylan. I just want to break down the game for this one captain carry in an effort to hire new dacam says do you know any but i know that's where we're at right now he brings everybody in and he goes hey can you guys hire the crew for this boat i love this because uh... this is the the marching orders are given in the same way they go, hey, do you know any a good taco staff? No, Captain Kerry. Yeah. This is a job on a vessel that can kill people. Right. I don't want it with the nonchalanteness of,

uh, do you know we can get a good burrito around here? No, right? Right. I want a resume. I want a hiring company. I want headhunters, right? Okay, and sure we know that the sea rats of CVs are all lies. It's creative writing. It's stuff pulled from Tumblr cells about Self-worth and self-motivation, but we do need to keep up appearances. We can't just turn this into a, hey, any old fucking buddy will do.

Kind of thing. I want to see on your SMA ready to learn. Right. No experience, but a thirst for knowledge. So the bad vibes are gonna be gone via the power of Palo Santo. I adore Spanish Copita. She's the only one on this boat who's not a fucking nerd.

She's like, she's a damaged adult, which is what we need on this show. We don't need a bunch of fucking dorks. So the two enemies, Casey and the Maslow, who isn't fucking into tarot cards, have a little chat. These two want to murder each other. Yes. They kind of cross crosshairs on the top of the deck and they go crazy about that. Oh, Kyle getting fired thing. Yeah. Cunt. So Casey tells Oriana that she associates people with auras and Oriana has the most

Massachusetts response she could possibly have. What's my color, bitch? Is that what she's in? No. Well, that's what I'd ask. What's my color? Well, of course, we'll get to that later, but no, she's just like, what are you talking about? You see, fucking cut, what are you talking about?

You see fucking cut. What are you talking about? Colors, what are you talking about? Sorry random digression. Yeah, I'll always remember this because I love film So Anthony Michael Hall who was in weird science did a short stand on Saturday Live 16 colors, you know the actor that I'm talking about. No, okay, so we did a movie in 1986. I can't remember the movie, but it was like, like it was a thriller. And the director did this documentary about what a piece of shit Anthony Michael Hall was. Oh, well, hold on.

And they said, what was the issue? And he said, the first day of filming, I said, Michael, did you, Anthony, did you learn your lines? And he says, I don't need lines. When I act, I just see colors. All right. Can you imagine the douche-ness? Yeah.

In 1986 of some prick. Going, did you learn your lines? I don't, I don't actually learn lines. What I do is when I look at people, I see colors. Yeah, so these people are the same as homeless vagrants in that they'll never be net positive human beings. And it's just one of those things where if I was emperor, we would start fucking

to keep people out into the world. I would be your hand. Thank you. I'd be your hand. You would be my garbles. I'd wear my fucking little brace litter on my garbles. I wear my fucking little bracelet or my sleeve. What the fuck do you call that thing? bracelet. Yeah, yeah, I'd be like, don't you can't kill anybody now. You gotta be good king dude. Okay. So let seven ladies and a gentleman, they are celebrating a recent divorce. These folks want to eat clean, you know, rits and country.

So they have also requested to travel to one of the most dangerous roads in all of Europe, the trolls road, a terrifying road, and not dangerous because dumbass biker is being present in nature gets squashed by mac trucks, but rather because of the trolls. Let me tell you something, man. You ride down a bicycle on this thing and there's a work truck behind you. And you do this for more than two miles while you're holding up that truck. That trucker has every right to take your life. Yes. Because there is this thing where it's very scenic, right? So you can imagine people kind of lolligagging around, gear one on the Fixie kind of, oh, ooling and alkyling at the surroundings. And then you're either going to get killed by a Mack truck or even worse a troll because

that's why they call it the troll road. They're ball that I'm there when you go around the bend. So moving on to what feels like a Godfather seen Lewis and Nathan sit down. Now Lewis loved Kyle. Was that the end of the preference? Yeah, of course. Yeah. Lewis loved Kyle. Kyle was teaching him things. Kyle was his daddy. So when he asks Nate, you're happy that he's gone. I felt a real danger in his voice. I felt as though he had resented Nate for killing his buddy. Lewis has a problem with this because he felt like he, you know, he went above his rank, you know, he went straight to get in

carry. Yeah. You get pissed at that, but Lewis is a pussy. He said, don't worry about that. Here's more of my issue. Is Nate and Louis, they describe Kyle as what they think about Texas, which is America. Right. You imagine Northern Europe thinking that parts of America are Kyle. Right. I don't want that. This is the ignorance of the world, I guess. But I think it's just the ignorance of pussies.

Always wanting to give somebody the benefit of the doubt, right? Well, that's just how they do things in Texas, I guess. Sorry. And what world do you think it is culturally normative for people to be toxic, violent drunks constantly? Now, you're not wrong, but it's not normal. Kyle is an outlier. He is the worst of the Lonestay. Yes, he is. Fucking Lewis, dude. Oh, by the way, he's my god. All right. So Kyle, who is troubled?

He's a troubled young man. I hope he has some family that can rally around him. He doesn't. They're all in prison for stealing livestock. That's right. And he was recently, based on a low white lie. Right. Now, he was recently arrested for crashing a soccer field

and trying to bribe the police for letting him off now again uh... never going to be a net positive right uh... same as a homeless vagrant same as somebody who shows up to work and says i didn't need to do the work i see colors uh... let's just get fucking rid of them i'm the hand what is the point are you going to do the work I see colors, let's just get fucking rid of them. I'm the hand. What is the point? Are you going to do the work? Or are you just gonna let the guy run around possibly driving his car into your family members?

Now I wanna say this, because that's gonna happen to somebody. Someone had posted a video of a DUI RS, which I think was a year ago, and then the episode dropped of him, you know, being Kyle, you know, he was gonna rock and roll and just keep being him and whatever. And then that same week he ran on a soccer field,

this man, family, I know most of you are dead. Or in prison for horse thief. Well, based on a little lot, but a very few are alive and listening, rally around him, please, now, very live and listening rally around him. Please, now it's just sad. He needs you more, never. And I understand that because of a little white lie, our entire family lineage was dragged through the mud.

The very same mud that your mommy was dragged through. Well, she was holding onto the back hoof of that horse. She's staying. There's a lifestyle. But we need, we need to be family more never right now. So Kyle is a piece of shit not saying he should be killed, but maybe think about it. So moving on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We've got a clip coming up, but I didn't think the intro for below Deck Adventure was just gonna get into it like that. Apologies to all of you listening, and that's called Vamping. So we have this little black dress line that I was very confused about.

Did you pick up on this? I did not, sir. There was this weird moment where Captain Kerry says something about this little black dress. And I feel as though I might have gotten the vibes wrong here, but to me, it felt like an HR nightmare and sexually affronting. Let's take a little listen to it right now just to see if we can kind of

suss out what the fuck he's talking about. Let's see if this is cut. Oh, I think this is a good one. I think it's gonna be too short. Is it yours? I don't think it's either yours. Oh, it's that new shion guy. I mean, what the fuck did he just say there? It's that new stew I'm getting? Hmm. What does that mean that he's gonna fire then? That he's's gonna fuck some I don't know what the fuck that was

He's a flirt and this is a new thing. This is fun a lot of the you know the captains They got to keep it too close to the vast they got they can't you know be fucking anybody I Like this I like captain carry. I like the you lost the the sexual harassment in the workplace. Well first off I mean we needed they're all a bunch of fucking dorks. We need something entertaining first off They're all sea rats around at sea right sea laws. They're sax and potatoes. They're not people and by the way They're human beings Dylan. Okay, they're gonna be attracted to each other and they're gonna do what they're gonna do Okay, two consenting adults. I know there's rank, I know there's order, but everyone here is damage

and they acknowledge that. Sex potatoes. Sex potatoes. Yeah. All right, so we move on to speaking of two people who are very attracted to one another. We have Oracuin, Aurora herself, and Deadliest Catch, who go out for a little chat.

She scares me so much. She has, she's the kind of person that says, I call my mom Kim. And when someone asks her, you call your mom Kim, she says, yes, that's her name. Not acknowledging the cultural norm of calling your mom your mom, just looking at someone dead, I'd going, that's her name.

This woman freaks me the fuck out, but Kyle, excuse me, but Mike is into it. Okay. Mike is into it. Now, I had no idea that this guy had so many jokes and was such a charismatic fellow in the field of scene. Now, to be fair, we're talking about Cassie or Casey and Mike, okay. Yeah or Cassie and Mike.

Yeah, Cassie and Mike. Okay. He compares himself to Sherlock Holmes for uncovering the mystery that is Cassie. A girl who calls the person that gave birth to her. Kim. Okay, round two. Name something that's not boring. Laundry?

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Now, Orianna projected onto KC a system of red yellow green. That is not how Casey sees people. She sees an entire rainbow of aura, right? But in Mass Hall's brain, it's really pretty cut and dry. It's almost binary. It's red, passion, anger, yellow, boring, green, good. And Casey knows this. So she calls Orianna, essentially. Now the big fault of Orianna here is asking her what her color was when she did. You must ask your enemy for the information you seek either immediately or not at all, because what she's done here is let Casey in on a little detail. She might as well have said, hey, I've been thinking about that all day, and I finally, I'm about to bust. I've got to ask, what's my color?

Now you've conceded the high ground there. It's very, very tactically broken to do this at this point. Orianna, you got to wise up because Casey is beating the absolute living shit out of you right now. Okay, all right. From our Orianna,

because she holds all the cards. She's got the color deck here, right? And you know that Orianna is begging to find out what. She's got the color deck here, right? And you know that Orianna's begging to find out what her color is. What I would do, you know, patty. Finally, Orianna's losing her fucking mind. Okay, what color am I? Right, right, right. That's what you say. Color for you doesn't exist. Okay. That's all I have to add, right? I'll leave them in further confusion.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Torch it. Scrambled the brand's forever. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, Casey employs an instrument of torture in that branding her yellow. So we move on to the next day. We are told that we need powerful lipstick and consistent hair from Faye.

Why? I mean, what is this? 1942 and you're going to go out and do a fucking tap dance for the military? Again, they're scrubbing shit out of toilets. All right. Faye is my least favorite person. Faye is, and listen, we love you, Fay, you got a good heart, you're a survivor,

you traveled the world, you really got ahead in this world. But you are holy and competent and bad at your job. I mean, you are just bad at your job. It's not good. It's not good. Was she the one that came back to the business or, yeah, she's the one that last. No, no, that's hailing. I think both of them might, I might have fucked that up and I, I coached you up on that. That's, that's Botox, that's Botox

spice from OG. Fay, this is an old, old, old, old, old, old school thing. Like all our hair is going to be the same. All our lipstick is going to be the same all our lipstick is gonna be same Maybe it's a Norway thing maybe I don't think it's a Norway thing. I think it's a carryover from you know This is why the patriarch needs to be slaughtered so we pick up the charter guests and here we go Would you like would y'all like to join us in a prayer now? There's nothing wrong with saying a prayer these waters can kill and We've got this boat half off at a discount and a captain who is asking his employees to hire their friends to man it. So I don't think there's anything wrong with it. They know we can get a good talk out.

I don't know that there's anything wrong with saying a prayer because their lives could be in danger. What is wrong though is that demons are not supposed to pray, right? It's kind of sacrilege inherently for demons to spit in God's face with a prayer. It obviously is when two of these horny gilfs got their hands stuck between Nate's pillows,

you know what I mean? In his ass, I mean on his ass hole. Right, right, right. You can't pray and then grab a guy's ass. Yeah, so post prayer we get a scene from Get Out, almost instantaneously. These women are horny. So, phase foot has been taken off,

and once again, she has misplaced her radio. Faye is a survivor, and like I said, also extremely incompetent. Now, Kat gets back to the boat after a rush to aftick and sue I've got and soos I've got to say we're two minutes into this and enough with the innuendos we've talked about this before there are these there are these charter guests it's very archetypal of the show there is the group of older women who are horny and ready to fuck and they can't stop talking about how

oh that banana looks like it would be. I love to sit on that. Why is everything need to get turned into fucking you? No one wants to fuck you, okay? Jean or whatever your name is, don't corner employees by blocking the stairwell, sucking down red wine and talking about their cock. It's very inappropriate.

And once again, if the roles were reversed, my job. It's easy. So, Sweet T is ordered, brought up after much confusion. What is with the guesswork here? Why sweet T? Why is it? Google it.

It's fucking, I just see with sugar in it. Google it. Don't ask Orianna who see. Google it with sugar in it. Google it. Don't ask Orianna who says, I think it's sugar and tea. Just Google it. We have this. We have this. We have this.

We also don't have T-dos. So it is brought up to her without ice, and I'm not sure if that was a mistake, but if you order drinks with that ice, you're fat. That's just an opinion I have. If you order drinks with that ice, you're fat. That's just an opinion I have. If you order drinks without ice, you are fat. Because you are the only people who have... I like it.

I have the logic, try and fight that. The only people I've ever met who ordered drinks without ice. I'd like a doctor pepper, put as much doctor pepper in the cup as you possibly can. I don't want pesky ice diluting. What is liquid poison? Fat. Okay. So, uh, Tito's is not sourced in Norway and the crew begins to get destroyed. They need help because, I mean, once again, incompetent. What are these people ordering? Rose and sweet

tea? Why does it look like a bomb went off in your quarters? Let's get to the water sports. Anything on this? Let's see here. The guy, Michael, who fucks, jumps in the water and has a Sean William Scott moment. They're rolling. Yes.

It's fucking awesome. The sun is a, the son is a, he's an interesting character. Not only because he strikes me as not just one of, not just gay, but one of those gay guys that could be on your mom's house who post videos like, I want you to come do whatever you want to me. I want you to come and do whatever the fuck you want to me. You can shape my mustache and brush it anywhere you want. Oh yeah, I'm gonna. No, you're right.

He invites serial killers also into a bedroom. He gets the, I get Dahmer victim from him. But, yeah, next episode I watched Nate comes out. He's naked. He's very excited. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You come over. You can do whatever the fuck you want today. Well, fuck me. So, uh, uh, fight on nutrients are brought back aboard and then we get to gene. She sits down with a slug of red wine and corners, Nathan. She blocks the steps and I believe she growls at him. This is not okay to do. I mean, it is okay to

do if the roles remain here because what can happen is there is no threat of physical violence, which is why there is a they can beat the shit out of right. If Nate needed to, if she pressed the issue further, if she said something like, why don't you pull that warm out and let me suck it? He could throw a flying knee to the face and it'd be well within his rides to do so, right? Now if it was a large, large man and a young, young woman, things would be a little bit different. Yeah, for a husband was a born. Yeah, he said, you know, he could take me.

Right. It's a different story. No, it would have to be a girl too. But anyway, so the phytonutrients have brought a board. This woman is absolutely insane. She's running around, or she's rolling around on fucking seaweed, and they're worried about the teak. But,

Kerry turns into a little fucking prankster, Yaka pranksters. I'm not really sure what he did. So let's get to dinner. Oh, yes. The guests have asked to sit inside. so that's why Faye made it look like the four seasons in 1983. Oh, geez.

Inside. Now, the guests have all of a sudden changed their minds. Now, Dylan, I'm sorry, if I may. Okay. I can appreciate the guests did say they wanted to eat inside, but that table escaped. Hey, how about a white linen with some fucking fresh flowers What's what all this fucking antique shit shit? It looks like you are fucking game of thrones Throne out decorations. I know it's Norway and we should probably grab a little part of the culture

but Looks like shit. Yeah, it looks like shit looks like fucking shit. It looks like shit. Yeah, it looks like shit. Looks like fucking shit. It looks like... It looks like... It looks like... It looks like if medieval times in Dorcia had a baby. It looks like you went into a good will and grabbed everything that looked old.

If there was a wealthy old smelly grandma, this is what her dinner table would look like. And they is so proud of this, that she cannot bring herself to do what these paying guests are asking her to do. They upon hearing that they want to sit outside literally begins to tear up a little bit. And Spanicopita says,

let's not get our tits in a tangle, okay? Move the fucking shitty table upstairs. Let's not get our tits and a Tangle. And let's definitely not try to Jedi mind trick the guests into keeping it inside, right? Yeah, I did not work. Moving also, there was a dead animal on that table. Yeah.

I did not like that. And the Jedi trick and, hey, come on in here, why don't you come in here and look. You sure you want me to move this because hey, come on in here. Why don't you come in here and look. You sure you want me to move this because it looks so great in here. Yeah. I am not Yoda. Ha, ha, ha.

You will not for me. Do not want to eat in this room. The, um, she, it was so fucking cringy. Her, what a lazy bitch. it was so fucking cringy her. What a lazy bitch. Just fucking call the deckies up here. Move the shit. It's gonna take me 10 minutes. Hey, you want a tip, don't you?

By the way, sorry, I had a myself 15 grand. You fucking deserved it. You fucking punts. I'm gonna have to bleep some of that. Oh, sorry. I don't know, it's okay. So she's been in this industry as a survivor for a long, long time, right?

So she should know that when a gas asks for a table to be moved, it's not the end of the world, it's not something to cry over. And it's definitely not something that you go to them and try to slightly convince them out of doing it. That is just not five star service. Five star service is, I want a little Filipino boy.

Okay, I will get him here. Does he need to have parents? No, I don't care. It can be a street urchin. It can be a school boy. I don't care. I just want to fuck it. Just warning, he was touched by Michael. Okay. So the captain

sits down for dinner and we sit down for the first course and they're being tame and good. Oh, oh, that's what they were doing. They were like, oh, captain, carry. What a clock you've got or something like that. And they're like, oh, my God, you know, what a clock you've got or something like that. And they're like, oh my God, we are being so good tonight. Well, in that, you're not being good. You're doing that thing where you're being horny old bags again. And it makes everybody uncomfortable. Well, this is where we learned his origin story. You know, something about Scalps or him fucking Scalps.

He's a divorce, but he's already been taken. Kerry is quite the fun open personality You know, he loves on these boats, but Normally, he's pretty tight lived about stuff, you know, but he's divorced Yeah, he's got this you gonna play a clip there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me shout out now Well, no, no, I mean I mean carry is is he's an open book, right? Yeah, yeah. And when he got divorced, he fucking celebrated. Yeah. I have. Now, he is vibing with these divorces, right? I'm going to great fucking time. And he is, he has got them in fucking stitches.

Now, the sense of humor that these women have matches their sense of taste, because what they are served is just not Spana copita's best. First course is bourbon butter scallops, store a little southern shit in there just to make these fucking people happy, charred corn and beetroot cauliflower puree. Once again, we get this cauliflower puree. I just can't do it anymore. Second course is filet mushrooms and cream. That's essentially a Campbell's product. That's essentially a camel product. I love mushroom jerks. 60 pots, basic chugie, and also like I mentioned, the cauliflower puree returns. Now, we're going to hit the hay first, but not perform Michael and Jean get into some mischief.

not perform Michael and Jean get into some mischief. They are wondering if they are going to go into Captain Kerry's room and spoon him while he is sleeping. If that was done to me, my father one time, a neighbor of his pranked him or a roommate of his, he walked home and my father as PTSD, so it's not the right person to do it to, but he walked home and my dad's roommate jumped at him and my dad punched him in the face and broke his toes

because it was a kind of knee-jerk reaction. Bobbi, if I woke up to this Michael, I woke up to this Michael who welcomes Jeffrey Dahmer's into his home. I would start throwing elbow. I mean, it's so unbelievably inappropriate to encroach someone's space like this in their most vulnerable state. The fact that this was even on the docket was in fucking say now, Oriana does run really, really good intervention here. She just writes, she tells them to write Post-it notes on the on the door and that will be.

And there were 12. Yes. So Captain Kerry, this guy with a sticky notes the next day, I mean, this is when this something Lee could not do. No, if where's her on his back? Lee was a younger man. I feel like you could pull this out, but this is a miserable son of a bitch. This is a leoism to me. He's giving, he's giving a run for his money. He's not driving the boat. He is thirsting for lenses. Now, safe to say, the breakfast does not go well. Spanacopit, as her hand to Smitherians. And we'll check back with her next episode. Will she be able to remain aboard this boat? Or will they get another doorkin?

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