Another Below Deck Podcast - You Called Me Drunk and Poor | RHOC S20 E3

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

Dylan, Pat and Ruby are back to break down tres amigas, quiet women, love, friendship, meatballs, crime, pots and more from Bravo's RHOC.PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

All right. So Jen and Ryan. Ah, yeah. We go to this bizarre store. This store is an ad lib. It's fill out what it is. They have parents. They have bowls. There were lots of plants there. And I saw Ryan eyeing out a lot of the pots that the plants are. And he's like, I could hide some money in there. Hello and welcome to Bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's Pat. Great to be here. Ruby's here as well.

Hello. We're here. We are. Yep. Go ahead, man. What? Go ahead, man. Oh.

Go ahead, dude. Okay. Fine. Ruby, did you say hi? I did. All right. So you're going to be negative. No.

All right. What? That's right. Oh, my God. You are way out of line. Can I say? Ruby. That was hot.

Yeah. Well, you already started. You said you didn't want to cover this anymore. No, that's not what I said. Okay. Let me address a little baddie that was in our Facebook group this week. She said that we shouldn't cover this show because we're too negative about it. Okay.

Okay. And when you don't like a show, why recap it? Because it's not that fun. Right. And I'd say to that little baddie or listener, good point. And then the second part of that is that's not going to happen. This show makes us way too much money to stop recount. Let me say this.

Have you seen office space? We feel like we're in office space when we're watching and recording this show. Now, not all jobs can be fun all the time. We're very lucky that we get to do this. We get to break down these old hags being hung over and fighting with one another and having anxiety because they drank so much the night before at the donkey show or whatever fucking bars these people go to. It's a lot of fun for us.

It's not our favorite show, but we still are very fortunate to be able to do this. So not to say we're not grateful, and what a great privilege it is to do this for a job. Keep it positive, Dylan. But this show is dog shit. Okay. These women are dog shit.

All right, all right. Come on, don't mean women, Dylan. It's called a hate watch. Ruby, please help me. He's being such a, No, it's called a hate watch. And 90% of the people that are still watching this hate watch it. Because there's nothing left to like about this show or the cast members.

Think about it. Tamrat is hateable. She sold her soul to Satan. Hated. She's hated. Long ago for fame. She sold her family out. She sold her soul.

You have Tamara. You have Shannon Madore doing her best Lucille ball falling down. We're over that. you have Emily talking about her loser husband who she doesn't love anymore in a podcast that she doesn't fucking listen to and I could go on and on and on and we're here to hate watch it with you ruby or my mics off because of the crime that's what happens that's right I'm sorry I'm sorry it was me it was the crime I this is a complicated review because individually they're obviously all reprehensible okay uh collectively still bad reprehensible

But I sit between the two of you. I do not have the vitriol for it that DIL does. I also do not find the joy in this that Pat does. I think it's more of a social experiment or like an ant farm to watch. You know, and you're like, oh, wow, that's funny. What are they doing over there? What are those guys? What are those ones doing over there?

Why is that one eating that one's head? Right. And then why are they running away or toward? And that's kind of how I view them. Vicky this episode, I will say, showed like a little bit of I have entered my third act and I just want to be, you know. Vicky's saving the show for me. She really is. I agree. And I was I was a little happy to see that even though none of us, you know, like her. I thought about Pat in the physical therapy scenes when Shannon was just doing bit after bit after bit. I'm so sorry for you, Pat. But I, and Carmela, I have to say, I'm still intrigued by her. We'll talk about her daughters. Me too.

Yeah. I'm so excited for her children to show up in the news somehow. Yeah. Yeah. They're monsters. It had me thinking back to Lynn Curtin. If you don't remember that housewife. Liz.

Liz, excuse me. Pat, exact same thing. Yeah. How many tits do you give it? Hold on. 41. I'm going to give it 43. Ruby.

when Vicky, who I, again, I like the new Vicky third act, when she laid out her standards for friendship and how you could maintain one despite bad things of the past, those standards were very low. Unless you fuck someone's husband or stole money, there was always a way back. Right. So saying you will never have a man, you have no money.

You're drunk. And you're a fat, dumb bitch. You know, you can come. back. Come on. Come on back. Wow. All right. For that reasons and that scene in particular, I'm going to give it 40 tits. I'll be Tamara. You be Shanna Bador. Okay. You tell me all the things that I said about you at the quiet woman the other week. How do you expect me to even talk to you, Tamara? You call me fat. You said I was poor. You told me my dog hid bottles behind the couch. I just wanted you to do Shanna Bador.

So fun. Okay. All right. So let's get into it. Sophia is moving down the street. I'm pregnant soon. That's what Ruby said. That's what Ruby said.

I don't see that happening. Ruby said that. That wasn't me though. All right. This was a little vignette, but I have lots. It's important to remember that the people of this show are essentially upgraded trailer trash. So you have a lot of TV. medium. When you're ripping bongs and thinking about music, there's a lot of boredom that sets in,

which is good. But that vacuum is all too often filled by fucking. So I don't know. I think that's why Ruby said that. Sophia will probably be with child. I forgot I wasn't here last week, which is what probably prompted that Facebook post that said you guys were too negative. Patty's a voice of positivity. No, you're not. You, like anyone else, have bouts of anger, melancholy, negativity, and bouts of joy. Let me show you how it's done, Del. Okay.

Ruby wanted to say something, you're joyful tyrant. I was just going to say to the joyful tyrant. I actually don't think any of us are particularly joyful, and that's why I enjoy this so much. Go ahead. All right. Worth mentioning. And also, can I just really? quickly, we are so appreciative of the feedback. We have to have a dialogue with the audience,

but at the same time, and we've always been very transparent about this, we do not care. We don't care. We don't care. We really don't care. Okay. Okay. No, no. Can I just really quickly say, I'm sorry, Pat. I actually care too much. So I'll never see what you say, good or bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they, but they will. So be honest, you know. Tamara's nest is being emptied. And so she's looking forward to a lot of sex with that. Yeah, apparently. But let's back up a little bit. There's lots to talk about here.

First of which is that smoke detector up in Darias on her ceiling of her bedroom. It has a year's worth of dust and spider webs in it. Sure. This is something you walk by pretty frequently. Did you catch this little detail? Yeah, I'm not a big cobweb guy. I'll kind of let cobwebs turn into their own. Yes, but you live with a woman.

So I doubt she would share the. the same kind of, yeah. So it's, okay, this isn't the guest bathroom down at the end of the hall that no one ever walks into. This is your bedroom. Can I ask us, Cobweb's spiders? Yes. Yes.

Old Webb with dust. Cobwebs is spiders. Yes. Okay. This bedroom was disgusting. It's what you call a tell. It means other things are not being attended to. Well, she's a kid.

It just means she's a kid. She's 20 and her mother lives there as well, meaning, mom, what the fuck are you doing? Uh, pills. is the answer to that question. Tamrat allegedly. Tamrat then tells us she's been raising kids for 40 years. Not so fast, Tamrat.

Now, Pat, be positive, okay? Stay positive. If raising kids means plopping them out of your vaj so they can negatively impact society like that shitbag near-do-well fucking loser who's been arrested, I believe, four times. One for domestic abuse. Last week when we were talking, I thought the asshole son that had gotten criminal charges was Vickies.

It's actually Tamrats. Oh, Tam rats. Yes, yes, yes. Or that daughter who refuses to talk to you, then yes, you've raised kids for 40 years. Oh, I guess this is that negative stuff that that person was talking about. There's a lot of darkness in Tamara's life, which is why she's such a demon. Now, we get to the Asian chiropractor. Ah, Dr. Tim.

Yes. So it's an Asian storefront with a white. doctor in it named Dr. Tim who is in Timberlands and also has a husky there. I'm so what I

want to do with this episode I want to do a kind of Mr. show meta transmutation into just a full blown documentary on Dr. Tim because I

want to understand what's going on here. Hey, babe. How you doing? Hey, babe. That's how we greeted Shannon. But don't work. Hey, babe.

Well, she gets on the table and she starts doing bits. Rub, talk about Shannon and her bets. You love them. Yeah. So I watch them on repeat. I watch the highlight rails of Shannon's bits on Shannon's bit YouTube channel. And Tim has actually been in her life for a very, very long time. Tim is the amazing individual who when Shannon was, I believe, at her largest and took her shirt off, took it upon himself as her trainer to say,

Oh, wow. So that's, Tim's been here through all of it. Tim knows David. Tim seeing Emily be as skinny and fit as she is makes him filled with joy. You know what I mean? And I loved to see it almost took away from the negativity that the bits brought me. And I don't want to be an anti-joyful tiring here, right? But Tim is, Tim is kind of strange to me. He really, I think he tries. to sleep with a lot of his patients. Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he looks like that kind of creep. I will say this. You know, I just wanted to say if you're not comfortable with this, that's fine. But there's a lot of stress that's held in the vagina. Oh, yeah, doctors used to, if you go back to the 20s, women would be all wound up.

They could go to a doctor like this. Yeah. And the vibrators didn't exist yet. So they put this little windy tool down there and they give them a release. Imagine sending your wife off to a doctor. You can still do that. You just have to find. minded on Craigslist and they're not quote unquote licensed.

They're just more or less men, just regular old guys. Good to know. Yeah, good to know. So we Bing. I was wondering why my wife was on Craigslist last week. Yeah, we Bing Bong quite a bit. Yeah, well, anyway, Shannon Bador, when she does arrive, because I was unaware of this Dr. Tim, she says, uh, she's been using him for 11 years.

And I was thinking, wow. Whoa. All right. All right. All right. Whoa. And then Emily tells us, now that she's lost the weight, she actually likes her husband again. And her son doesn't have autism.

And maybe those are just storyline she made up thinking that she should stay on the show. It's weird how like when you're not fat anymore, you still are just struggling this way. Sorry. Sorry. Pat's laughing because he just said something that we're going to have to cut out of the podcast. And I didn't want to address it, but I did walk across the room. And on our board, we can flag the audio file just so that when we go back, we know exactly where of that awful thing he said.

He is so he's busting a gut right now. Anyways. Okay. Fuck. Whoa. I don't think it was that bad. It wasn't. All right.

So we get to, we bounce a little bit. Between Darya's new apartment and then Dr. Tim's place. And we talk about the Trace Amiga. That's why it's challenging to reunite the Trace Amegas. And it's challenging because Tamara is hell spawn. Now, Tamara does this pattern where she'll say some of the most reprehensible things you could ever say to a human being, let alone a human

being that you consider a friend, and then grow impatient with the lack of expediting to get back together. So Tamara will call a woman a drunk whore who can't keep a man who lives alone and is broke. And then a year later, when they haven't really gotten over that kind of of thing. She'll turn it into a new thing where they're just trying to hold things over her head. Oh, get over it. Um, right. Also, I want to point out here, this is for Pat. Eddie is in the room. He's in the apartment. They show him. He is literally sitting 11 inches to the left of the camera here. He has basically said, spin it. I won't do this. I will, I will speak not one word of And I was laughing out loud at the fact that he was on the couch and just refused to speak.

I loved it. Some dudes want to be on camera. That would be Jen's boyfriend. Oh, Ryan loves a camera. And some, some don't anymore. Can you imagine that day when Tamara got the call that she's going to be on the 20th and she goes in the room to tell Eddie? He goes, I mean, I don't want to get too dark, but he definitely goes in the bathroom by himself for. a little bit to think about some stuff. Okay. All right. So Jen and Ryan. Oh, I was going to say,

so Daria offers some solid advice here to her mom, a lot of growth there. She says, why don't you just apologize and ask your friend, can we move on? And as you pointed out, it's hard to move on when you've told one of your friends that you've known for 15 years. Right. Because, you know, the time, if you just meant someone who said this horrible stuff, Maybe you could get past it because you don't know them, but you've known them and you say, you're sad, you're a drunk, you're poor, you'll never find a man, and your dog keeps telling people that you hide bottles behind your couch when you're home. Right, Archie?

Tell them. I think all of us have a lot of sympathy for Archie, who's dead. But when Archie was still with us, I think we, all of us felt for Archie, because he was essentially in a prison break situation. But because he doesn't have thumbs, he couldn't get out. So you got to feel for the little guy. But he was kind of a rat. I mean, he dropped a lot of dimes on Bador.

We don't need outwardly. She's the one who fed him, you know? Exactly. Outwardly, it's such a mess. We don't need Archie adding more kindling to the fire, you know. No one knew about those bottles until Archie ran his fucking yapper. Talk about cobwebs, just bottles of rum. Ew.

Only drunks drink rum and gin. No, no. I think the drunk's weapon of choice, vodka. Yeah? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Vodka is, that's the drunk liquor. Rum is like a dude with way too many weird tattoos and a mustache in Echo Park.

Rum is not, rum is an easy drunk. Rum is like a guy that's not really, like he'll kick it if you really needed to, but vodka is like, oh my God. Yeah. Fucking problem.

Last time I drank rum was 2010. Threw up, drank an entire fifth of Johnny Walker. No, no, no, no. What's, the captain? The captain,

no, no, no. Sailor, Oh. drank a fifth of sailor jury. Threw up, slept on the ground, and that's the story I've told before where I called the cab four o'clock in the morning, but New Orleans has locks from the inside,

so I couldn't get out, and that he pulled up, and I was like, I can't get that one. So that was the last time I drank, Rob. All right, so Jen and Ryan, ah, yeah. We go to this bizarre,

this store is an ad lib. It's, it's a fill out what, it is, they have parents, They have bowls. There were lots of plants there. And I saw Ryan eyeing out a lot of the pots that the plants were. And he's like, I could hide some money in there.

I heard him say that to himself. This was the type of thing that was a fever dream. So like you're trying to describe it. And you're like, and then we were walking by these parrots, but we were in the Home Depot plant section. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I loved this fucking store. Yeah. This store is a convenience store in Jumanji.

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Again, that's L-U-M-I-Gummies.com, Code Bad TV. Lummi-Gummies.com, code bad TV. Thanks, Loomie. We've come here to fight. This is where... We've come to the storefront to film a scene where we're going to be fighting in public. Now, Ryan wants Jen to tell the kids

that their father is a piece of shit. It'll help frame him in a better light, and it'll help them recognize that the hope is gone. Now, the problem is, you shut your tiny little mouth about how she wants to frame their father to them. And also, it's a little bit tough for Jen to do that because I believe she cheated on him. She did. She ruined the marriage.

Although he was a dick, at least coming from her. And he does appear to be a dick and a deadbeat bad dad. Yeah. Well, Jen thinks it's, uh, Grayson's like melancholy because of that speeding ticket. And Ryan says, no, I think it's because the dad's an asshole and a dick and invisible. And Jen says, nah, I think it's more about that speeding ticket. Yeah. Well, we'll find out.

Yeah, we're going to find out. It's probably the ticket. I think so, too. All right, let's get to Heather's meal of the day. It's her own. She's doing omad. So she is going to have three pickles. She's still very mad at Jen.

And when I, when I listen to Heather DeBro talk about really anything, I, one I wonder if there's anyone out there that's paying it to anyone watching and get in the comments, let us know. When Heather is talking, are you paying attention to what she's saying? No, but what I am paying attention to is their decor in one of her 20 dwellings. For a rich person, they have the tackiest taste I've ever seen in my entire life. The two of them, like they are so tacky. Their parties are tacky. Can you imagine having a massive?

Sorry. I'm, I'm just blown away by having this feature in a home as loudly as they did. You're talking about like the melted, uh, uh, no, I'm talking about the champagne room. Oh, God. I'm talking about in their home adjacent to the kitchen, a fucking Fort Knox room of Vuv-Clico as a kind of centerpiece to the hospitality. just imagine having that inside of a house. Well, it's a condo and it's also called a wine closet and that is so 2010 and as you know, I have a mini one in our house. No, no, no. I think that that was in the house that they sold it a lot.

There was like, Rubes, you know what I'm talking about? It was like a massive thing. The one that they had the etched, the tree with the embryos, his little eggs and stuff, that when they had the wall. It was a literal like, a billion foot wall of, move. Again, just do cooler shit with your money. I know.

Just be cooler, you know? It's like, sorry, is that, are, did you get inspired by a Vegas beach club? Is that why you did that? Yes. In your house with your children? Yes. You went to Bobby Flaze restaurant in Vegas and you said, Bobby, what do we need to do this in our house?

I want that. And he said, I got a guy. And you literally called him. And honestly, the inspiration for how that ended up at the Bobby Flay restaurant was some dudes were on Coke with a bunch of money. Yeah. And said, let's fucking do this. Right, right, right. Now there are children.

It's the same people that put cotton candy on the dessert menu there. Uh-huh. Yeah, foie gras cotton candy. Right. All right. So- We can do anything, man. We get to one of the dumbest sequences of the season.

We do this Dior clutch with the vibrator in it. Okay. All right. This is why I hate Emily. This is why she's white trash. Lives in a fucking track home. To build up, the story is Carmella brought her something in a Dior bag. And inside of it, it was not a clutch.

It was a vibrator. No. Or no, it was a vibrator in the clutch. In a very expensive designer bag. Got it. Okay. So Emily is telling this story as though there, there is she's using a

ramping of suspense and anticipation. This story is nothing. Okay. Can I break down what she's doing here? She's throwing shit at the wall with Heather DeBrow to see what sticks as a storyline. The first one is I think she was trying to look like a baller

and see like, you know, am I like the next rich person on this? show. Heather, what do you think? What do you think? Is that? Nope. Okay. Next one is, a nice gift. Next one is, can you believe she gave me a vibrator? And then the next one is like, every other episode, you talk about how that little guy fucking gets behind you and like rams it in your asshole. I mean, that, Pat, you got to say more positive. Excuse me, Ruby, does she talk about how Shane likes to do anal with her? No, the joyful tyrant is right here. Their anal sexual life is discussed very frequently. Thank you. Is it anal? Is it anal? Is it anal? Is it anal?

or is it doggy style? Anal. Anal. Can't. Yes. Couldn't possibly be anal. Yes. And Miss Clutcher, Pearls, handwrahing, also motorboats, everybody on the cast.

So spare me this bullshit about you being like, oh, my God. I can't believe she gave me a vibrator. Emily, you're terrible. Stay positive. That's hard for me. I can't stand her. All right. Maybe we need Dino from Real House.

I want to rewind to 30. We need Dino. I want 30 minutes. I want to go back in time. Superman fly around the world. Take us back 30 minutes. I'm going to be Patty. I think people wrote because it was Ruby.

It was just you two on the last episode because that's not Patty. Because he's so joyful and we're so negative. He's so positive and never negative. I love it. He's the joyful tyrant. He is. cut to him talking about how this woman needs to shut up about her autistic child. It's just unbelievable.

He's not autistic. Yes, he is. She's going through a lot with, I believe he is. Until she lost weight. And then she's like, no, everything's great now. She's still talking about. No, she's not. She loves her husband too.

Okay. All right. Let's get to Jen, Shannon and Meatball. Ruby, do you want to take this? Yeah, I think that they only. are you to wait are you talking about the discussion that they're still having about yeah they're eating breakfast burritos and uh yeah so i think that they only like to go to vicky only wants to go to mexican restaurants oh yeah sorry it was it was it was it vicky shannon

it's vicky jina yeah yeah yeah okay and jenn yeah okay and um she wants to feel like she's constantly in port of lyrda at andalays yeah so she's only going to mexican restaurants yeah um has to have a treat to you the outfit Gina showed up in it just caught me by surprise I was hoping

someone was going to mention that I just was surprised yeah it reminds me a lot of like we'll break it down in the valley but Zach is like I if I can hate this shirt it's like yeah it's disgusting that's why

you got it for $12 dollars. That's why you hate it so much. All right. So let's get to Carmela, who is a very fly girl this morning. Her teenagers are a handful. Ruby, what is this hair right now? I don't know her nationality or any of that stuff. But my God, Jenny from the block a little bit. I don't know that you knowing nationality and stuff would clarify anything about the hair. I'm not sure. I don't know if it was a choice or like an accident, but it was strange. And she's beautiful. So I was, again, surprised.

Yeah, very, very confusing here this morning. She once again is dealing with children who, what's wrong, what the children, the children have too many things. They have too many nice things. The lighting is too good in their life. And because of that, they are ungrateful little sewer creatures.

Now, now they, now, now, now, now, they will possibly get, better. I doubt it. Well, but they might. Yeah. Nope. They're not going to school. Okay. They don't go to school. They're not going to school. They need to tan and watch their stories. Old Patty used to like to watch his stories. It was the one thing I bonded with my mom over.

It had to get home from school to watch General Hospital before she went off to her night shift as a waitress. Home from school is the operative word here. Thank you. Yes. And then we've got this kid. Ruby expressed profound confusion over. this kid just not going to a sports practice, something that we would have never dreamed of doing, not going to school is nuts. Although I did do it one time.

Oh, you rebel. What? Yeah, one day I just, I really, I think I was at school. I just didn't want to go to the classes. So I just missed the first half of the day of school. And because I registered two absences out of the four blocks of education that day,

they didn't let me play in the senior game. Well, they shouldn't have because you're a little lying thief of time. That's what happens. Not to these ladies. They just get to have coconut water in the kitchen and watch, and I think they're referring to Instagram stories. I don't think. The first time I skipped school,

freshman year, I'm hanging out my buddy Jake Wheeler, my buddy, Sully, my buddy Mikey V. We're going to hang out at Jake Wheeler's, in his basement of his house. Yeah.

We get, we take the school bus to school, but we don't go in the building. Jake lived right around the corner. Yeah. We crack a couple natty lights. Yeah. We're having a good time down in the basement. We're going to watch Wheel of Fortune hang out all day. Right.

Right. And then we would sneak back to the buses and go back home. Oh, I love that. Yeah. So I guess we're making a little too much noise. That's what the Joker did with that thing. Turns out his old fucking toothless grandma. Yeah.

Lived, I guess, in the house. She called the fucking cops because she heard noises downstairs. Next thing you know, No, we got the fucking coppers downstairs. The blue taxi shows up. Yeah. Takes us back to school in the cop car. That's a great story.

You think it's that good? Yeah, I mean, that's a pretty crazy story. Yeah, we got brought back to school. I was pretty drunk. All right. Ruby has to go to a fish concert. Ruby's going to leave us in about 10 minutes. All right, let's wrap this up then.

Okay, all right, right. Carmela talks about how, because her daughter tells us about this creepy guy who's going to buy her cough medicine, you know? and she says, hey, you got to look out for those creepy guys and I learned this

when I pose nude for a magazine that was run by a meth head. You know, you got to watch out for these creepy guys. I want to get back to the guy who,

by the way, Hugh Hefner, watch any video of him in the 60s and 70s guys on meth. Yeah, he looked like he was trying to grind coffee beans

with his fucking teeth. Yeah, and you can do it that way. It just takes a very long time. So listen, but a good, you'll get a good grind. That's what Burmill.

All right, I'm not going to get into it. If you were in the wild and you were at a pharmacy and you see a child who probably has a sore throat unable to procure a remedy because of the nonsensical laws we have, do not offer to buy her anything. Don't offer to buy a child cough syrup, cough lozenges. Just don't, I know you're probably thinking this is ridiculous.

I'll get you some. Just stay out of it, okay? Itchy throat is the only thing that's going to happen. Here's what I have to say as well. And this is a potentially divisive comment to make. I'm excited. When the child in question looks like Carmela's daughter, definitely don't offer to buy it. Right.

So double down, walk away. Because don't, don't extra don't that time, I think. Right. Yeah, it's a good point. Because, yeah, the different, yeah, I'm not going to keep going with it, but it different. Good. I think we'll leave it. So Jen and Emily, clean out Jen's closet.

And we get to see a little look at Ryan's closet, which is. Looks like a fat boy band guy lives there. It looks like a fat boy band guy lives in there. And that's the most unbelievable. description of Ryan's aesthetic, ethos, and core. He is a fat boy band vet. Now, he's not. He's just a criminal, but that's his aesthetic. All right. So we talk about gray and we talk about Luke. Oh, Emily quickly goes, yeah, I know you were talking about your sad son, but let me talk about Luke. Right. I know that you were discussing your child closing himself off to the world, but my

child doesn't eat French fries and because I was so focused on that and I am not trying to diminish what she's going through I'm just she's not going through anything she's called she cares about is herself okay I'm I want to say I'm just quoting Patty when I say her son doesn't need French fries because I feel that there is a very very serious thing going on there but she quickly kind of kicks the snowball downhill a little bit further goes because I was so focused on what kind of dips we could get him to enjoy the French fries with I lost side of our daughter and it's all go ahead Ruby I just saying we've been saying we said that a long time ago yeah thank you Emily all right let's get to say Emily really happy

you're back let's talk about meatball and Travis oh I thought we should we skip over Teddy's house oh no we can't skip over Teddy I my notes went down um she's on the men Clearly, it's going to be a long path. You know, this is the only friend or the longest female friend I've ever seen Tamrat be loyal to. And it's maybe because they're not filming with each other. If they were filming with each other, Tamrat would do the same bullshit. If they were not filming with each other. If they were.

If they were filming with each other, Tamara would be accusing Teddy of milking her brain cancer. probably something a million percent well instead she manages somehow and now I believe that Teddy actually excuse me Teddy just recently announced that she's like there's no cancer that was detected

in her body which is fucking awesome etc I couldn't be happier for her I do not want any cancer to ever come back the fact that Tamara goes to her home and at the end of this entire thing we no Tamara do you have brain cancer why are you crying oh no you don't have brain

cancer. Oh, sorry. I was wondering why the woman with brain cancer was comforting the non-woman with brain cancer about the treatment of the women in this group. It was so, Tamara is so transparent, and this was the perfect example of since she can't take Teddy down because they're filming together, she needs to bring her in to flip the narrative so Tamara can show the hurt that she has been caused by this cancer that Teddy has. By the way, full circle here. Because the women, women weren't understanding about how upset she was about the cancer. So she's crying. It needs to be comforted by the person that actually has cancer.

Well, there's this other, my, I loved this, this line she had when she goes, you know, ever since Teddy got sick, I realized that, you know, before Teddy got sick, I would say, you know, bring up people's cheating husbands and talk about their tax issues. But then Teddy got diagnosed and I realized that life is just way too beautiful and way too short to be concerned about. Can someone get a large cannon load her in it and blast her into the stratosphere, please? Holy shit. You were an awful person the second the camera said action, possibly. even before that.

And then you were an awful person after the diagnosis as well. Like through and through. You are an awful person. It's consistent. Let's talk about Meatball and Travis. And then we're going to say goodbye to Ruby. Day night. By the way, why make two orders of an all you can eat oyster plate?

Muscles. Muscles. Why order two? It's all you can eat. Just order one. No sharing. You think the waiter's going to go, hey, you guys sharing that? I mean, sometimes they got to enforce it.

And when I feel really bad for the wait staff that has to enforce the very limited rules of an all-you-can-eat experience. It's like, hey, listen, you fat child, you grown adult, fat child, you come in here, you eat seven pounds of sushi. All we're saying is that she got a tea. She can't have. Don't make us do this. okay ruby thoughts on meatball and Travis before uh you head out to the fish show and fish are going on at what time i believe eight or so i don't and and they're going to play for what seven and a half hours yeah they're going to on this set they're going to do the white album

front to back yeah 14 set breaks and uh yeah 63 songs i heard they might do uh purple rain the entire album all right uh ruby thoughts on meatball and Travis I do not believe I think I love Travis. I really do. I think his entire thing being like, you know what? If we're happy and we're content, I don't give a shit about this name thing. Gina, this is what I will say. I caution her because I think she's happy. They are successful together. Just ride the wave, girl. Don't bring in this dumb bullshit. Keep your kids happy. And also, I wouldn't, I didn't change my name when I got married. And get over it. It's a lovely conversation. They resolve this. very beautifully and also get it off our TV.

I was going to say it's storylines like this that keep us tuning in, right? People. Go follow Ruby's substack, Gangs of New York. She's at the Fish Show tonight. Go say hi. Go bump into her in the Mosh Pit. We love you, Ruby. Have a great weekend.

Love you, Ruby. I love you guys. Bye. Okay. So we have got to get to the quiet woman. The quiet woman. Where it's very quiet. It's very quiet there.

Now, Vicki wobbles in. And, uh, oh, uh, just, no, first we have to get to Jen and her son. She speaks with, uh, gray, uh, hey, are you, uh, sad? Yeah, mom. He's getting bullied at school. And, uh, his dad's not around. Okay. Yeah, it's tough. Let's go to the quiet woman. Okay. All right. Um, we get to, it's called being a kid. All right. Life sucks. We, we get to the quiet woman. Now, Vicki, um, she's hobbled, but she's preparing for battle. And Mara rise. She says,

let me practice. Let me throw up what I'm going to do here. Yeah, okay. I'm going to tell her. Wait, wait, wait, wait,

you be Vicky. I'm going to be Tamara. All right. All right. All right. Woo! Hey, I think,

I think I know what I'm going to say to, to Shannon when she comes in. I think I know how to fix all this. Whoa! Will you hear me out? Wow! Okay. Can we talk to me?

Okay. All right. What's out? So Shannon's going to sit down, and I think I'm going to sit down. listen, I understand the past year or two has been tumultuous. You have been a drunk, loser, broke, pathetic piece of shit. And I've said some things.

Don't forget Archie. Can we just move on? And Vicki goes, I think you might want to take a different route. Well, there's one missing element. of that part of reconciliation there, Tamara. That's an apology. Which Tamara just flat out says, no, I'm not going to do that. Now, she will, but Shannon Bador walks in.

And Shannon asks Tamara, she says, how do you think it made me feel when you said that I was a drunk who can't ever keep a man and I'm broke? And Tamara says, well, how do you think it? And Vicky, thank God Vicky is there. because Shannon is just too cuckoo bird kind of out in left field to be able to withstand Tamara's very mediocre Jedi mind tricks. Right.

Not only that, but then Shannon Bador starts bringing it about Emily and IHeart Radio. Well, Shannon, shut up. You got her on the ropes. It's two verse one. We got to get the Trace Amigas back together. Yes. Do we? No.

But Vicki goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, just stay on topic. Answer her question. And yes, that's when Shannon gets into fucking, while we were talking the other night, and she said something about your being good, and to Tamara's point, like, what is wrong with you guys?

It was a fucking one-liner nonsense thing. I say only horrible things to everybody, you know? Oh, my God. They patch things up, and this will last. Nine hours. Maybe nine days. Well, nine days. Nine days.

Nine days. All right. Get in the comments. Let us know. Get in the comments. Let us know what you thought about the episode. Yeah, that's it. I'm Dylan saying goodbye.

Pat, take goodbye. Later, guys.