Kill James Bond! - You're Not Smoking That Right | Below Deck S10 E7

Episode Date: January 11, 2023

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Now, these people are very demanding, high maintenance, and annoying. So you would think that if there's a specific request on the preference sheet to have plush white sand, the sea rats would not take them to a beach that is mostly dirt, dead grass, and covered in dog and horse shit. But astoundingly, that's exactly what they do. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck Podcast. My name's Dylan. I'm saddled up next to one, Pat Hickey. Permission to come aboard.

Granted. What's up? Hey, good. How are you? Good. Oh, nice. Excited. About the episode? Yeah, I said that, but I think it was meaningless, because then I instantaneously thought about the episode.

It was kind of a lot of meanwhiles and stuff. Well, it was a lot of meanwhiles, but it was fun because the guests are horrible people. Right. You know, they are horrible people, and then there's also that thing that we talk about all the time where if we were paying this much money, I think you said famously, you'd take a shit on the after.

I would. Yeah, because that's my right. Right. But I will say this. There's a certain way that you can let the staff know that's providing services for you, how you feel about the service. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Using words like disgusting. Right. And gross. Yeah. I said shit. Yeah. You know, the thing I couldn't stand were all the little comments that the, it was the primary's wife.

Oh, the sniping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God god so awful um but before we get into the episode even our general thoughts about the episode which we danced dangerously close to right there yeah we got real close we have to talk about public service now okay really important guys all right uh we have a facebook group called bad tv bad tv it's different from the another below deck podcast yeah on bad tv facebook which we need you to uh go like or whatever you know follow or join yeah join uh we talk about love after lockup love is blind the bachelor seeking sister wife uh did i say uh love love after blind yeah love after blind that's a show where people

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thoughts and knots pat take it away okay i already uh i already basically gave it away you tipped your hand yeah i tipped my hand and you showed your cap i showed my cap yeah yeah yeah tip my cap and uh yeah uh these uh these guests are horrible oh my god and i always say what makes great reality tv someone you hate absolutely i absolutely despise these people right once again all their uh issues no problem with that it's how you articulate it you got potty mouths patty doesn't like a potty mouth that being said when you say patty you're referring to yourself. Yes, sir. You said 50? Yeah, 50 pots. Yeah, I think, like I said, I don't know. The show is strong.

It's the A squad. It's not the B squad. Oh, no. Below Deck Adventure is the B squad. And that's fun. If you're not listening to us cover that, we have a good time. We're starting to have a good time with it because that show they're really embracing their b squad myths but this show is the flagship uh with captain most improved i

think she should just helm every show yeah except for sailing we love captain glenn i love her and i love fraser fraser god is he a good manager or what he's a great manager um there is a moment where he says um i don't know who to trust alissa or camille so i'm not going to pick a side which is what we should all do but we're not going to do that tonight so uh 70 pots let's get into it we begin oh hey dill before we uh start on the recap i want to thank excuse me the barnacle or barnacles that uh sent out that link camille uh the the the interior girl there that alissa hates yeah dude i don't know why she's on this boat she should have a successful singing career did you know she was on american idol yeah so you showed me this clip uh do you want to talk about

katie perry's nonsense before oh well it's just uh camille's doing a duet with another girl and katie's like hey how you doing and the other girl goes uh we'll call her linda linda goes uh not too well katie and she's like oh my god what happened she's like my daughter uh got rushed to the hospital last night oh my god is she okay and then uh linda says yeah she's okay but uh she's gonna be in the hospital for a few days katie says children need to know what dreams are and that uh their parent needs to be chasing those dreams well and not that you should be by bedside of your child that's in the hospital instead of on a stage in in hollywood yeah in bur But listen, when I saw this clip,

I was very confused about why Camille was on this show. And speaking of dreams, you too can be on American Idol and then be lighting the wrong end of an angry Indian cigar just a few short years later. Don't talk about dreams. But listen to Camille. This blew me away i mean she sounds like uh somebody on tiktok who might go viral once and you'll go wow she

has a great voice yeah she came in 25th she She didn't make the final 24. Season 19. So anyways, we begin where we, I feel, always end and leave off. A war waged between Camille and Alyssa. Now, last week, Camille was left ravaged by the stresses of being a sea rat and was asking Alyssa to get out of the room. Now, this is where a poll was put up by the great Gabby Gabs, which has reaffirmed my stringent

beliefs and the deficiencies of democracy. I understand that Alyssa is young and she's a sea rat, so who cares about anything that she does? But we're here to talk about it. So let me say again, it is in this moment where we can see what I feel to be true evil alissa um i think the poll was firmly in alissa's favor and i cannot understand that because this is like when you see a cat trap a mouse and let it go and rinse and repeat and you wonder how could something feel so much glee in something else's misery well hold on hold on when i don't like alissa well when alissa's just pulling sheets right yeah and camille like a lunatic walks in the room and says just get out of here and crying uh alissa tells us she feels bad for camille and quote cares call me crazy but i think alissa's

lying that's what i'm saying it's sauron type shit it's worm tongue type shit now i do i think i'm recognizing the biases here um i've uh dated people that look like camille and alissa looks like your wife now my wife's way prettier no offense alissa okay but uh yeah yeah um and we all have it in us this this darkness but you, you know, some are led to grin by it, which is what Alyssa does. Anyways, Camille also, let's stop being mean and lazy, right? God, these people. These sea rats. So, moving on.

Hugs and tickles heal all, and Camille is back to shattering glasses. Sure, she threw the shards into a thin plastic bag for someone to bleed on later. We goof around with Ben and Tony about how Ben was rocking the boat with Camille the night before two feet above his head. Tony's a jungle hippie, so he's cool with it,

but we've talked about it a lot. Not me, not you. Go have sex in one of the beds that the paying guests are about to sleep in. Do not do it in this room. Go in the laundry room. I'm trying to sleep. Hey, I noticed a little something

because you know I'm a detailed motherfucker. I hope they get some chapstick on that boat because Ross looked a little tore up. Is he in the chapstick needed or there's a herpes outbreak. He has a huge herpes on his upper lip. I almost did a screenshot. You know, how can you go through life having sex with thousands and thousands of strange

partners and not get a couple blemishes? Oh, by the way, herpes is pretty normal, everybody. I'm not judging by that. I think one out of every three people have herpes. I know. I've never gotten it. Well, you weren't with that many people. That's true.

Loser. Total fucking dork. Where's your rash on the lip? Such a dork. So, and I don't judge. It's just unsightly. So, Frazier rings up Sandy and runs down the plan. And it's a good plan.

Sandy's jacked about it. Yeah. But enough about that. We've got to move on to the Preference Sheet Meeting! um all right remind me who these people are i forgot how they acquired their wealth karan Bakshi and his wife Kamna, they own lots of businesses in Virginia. Diversified and shady. They never leave home without a hookup and they want spicy food and a Bollywood surprise party for Kamna. Now Rach is in heaven. She'll be back in the horrors of Shutter Island soon, but right now she's optimistic because she loves Indian food. She speaks Hindi

and can say, great to meet you and thank you. So naturally, this is going to be epic. Rachel, do not speak Hindi to them. You don't speak Hindi. It'll make everybody uncomfortable. Sandy says this is going to be epic as well because of the James Bond pickup. And while it's not in the preference sheet meeting technically i feel as though this is a good button hayley demonstrating her witchy botox powers once again says i think these people are going to be horrible it's like she has a crystal ball right she was that's the end of the preface meeting okay so you know meanwhile meanwhile ross keeps his options open sex addict camille and frazier are getting along better and we hit the hay

despite camille's displeasure she wants to stay up and drink but alas we rise for the next day and spirits are high camille and Alyssa are actually getting along and to be fair to Alyssa, she's liking Camille because Camille's not being a sloth and lee person with an attitude problem and she's actually doing work for the first time. Well, Alyssa says she likes what she's seeing

and she's quote unquote rooting for her. Call me a cynical bastard, but I think Alyssa's lying. I knew you were going to say that again. So Camille being an interior works for everyone. She gets to yell at the walls while nobody's around, and Tony and the gang don't even notice that she's gone. Great management from Captain Most Improved.

Water toys are put out, pillows are pounded, and the ancestral crones that have been speaking to Haley, I think, are speaking again. I can't remember what she says, that have been speaking to Haley, I think. Or speaking again, I can't remember what she says, but she's clairvoyant. She's a witch, and I mean it in a good way. I mean, there are lots of good witches like Yonce. She charges her crystals in the moonlight,

but there's some magic to Haley. So, we pick up the charter guests. What a way to arrive. Very James Bond. Sandy is like, hey, do you think it was cool the way we picked you up? They're like, yeah, that's fine. That was alright.

Rachel speaks Hindi to them and they love it, but her Hindi is tapped out now. Don't do it anymore, Rach. You don't, you don't know how to say anything else. Um, it's like me at Taco Bell going, uh, Gracia. So these guests are kind of shitty already, not because they keep asking about hookah, which calm down, but because they're speaking how they're not impressed and voicing about how they're worried about their comfort that goes without saying guy

with a beard why are you shouting about your comfort to complete strangers huh i my wife uh had a thought last night uh she was because she's seen it with her rich clients. When they're paying for something, they think everybody works for $2 an hour. And if they pay premium, then you're essentially their slave. Right. It's this weird thing where you turn into a sultan all of a sudden.

Yeah. I mean, the guy does look like a sultan with that beard and whatnot, but it's just so bizarre you i you have to imagine even if you came into an absurd amount of money you just wouldn't treat people this way i had a client that was exactly like this uh and big gigantic house in beverly hills you know kind of a younger guy definitely younger than me uh we go over there we service this gigantic saltwater fish tank and Because you are the Jamaican.

You have a lot of different professions. Aquatic expert, expert in black culture, sneakerhead, which is kind of the expert in black culture. The guy texts me for the next visit a to-do list of about 32 items, which involve looking up certain things. And I said, you're fired. You know what? You're not going to treat me like that.

You, you know how I recommend things for you to watch all the time and you never watch any of them? Yeah. Like, did you watch In Bruges? Oh, you want to know something funny about that? What? So we recorded. I went and I said, hey, I heard a movie's good

because you know obviously how Cherie is. You can't tell her that. Yeah. So we watched the trailer and it just seems like a romp. It's dark. Like these hit men, they got to go hide out for a little while. And of course they screw up. What are we doing in Bruges?

That's what the trailer gives away. And I go, all right, let's do it. She's like, nah, I'm not in the mood. I was like, well, you're never going to be in the mood though. It's like, did I tell you that Dylan recommended it? Well, now it's done. But you recommended something for me. Oh, I did.

And you recommend shit, and I watch it. So I watched Emily the Criminal. Oh, what'd you think? I thought it was lovely. It's fine. It was fine. It's fine. It was a great movie.

There's actually, in fact, quite a beautifully written scene wherein Yusuf's grandmother or mother uh says god has a plan for you uh he'll show you what you're good at what are you going to be emily the painter emily the teacher emily the mother it's actually a really beautiful scene but the scene wherein she and we'll get back to the show in a sec the the scene where she's interviewing for the internship and then she realizes that it's not going to be paid and And the woman says, just stop talking and get out of here. She says, well, if you put me on the payroll,

listen to what the fuck you're telling me. Which is, I would have, I would lose my mind at these people. I would just throw the champagne glass against the wall. I would jump overboard and swim somewhere if I was around these people. The first scene of the movie is actually what gets you. She's once again in an interview room,

and he's like, hey, you ever been arrested for anything? And she goes, no. Oh. I have an arrest record. I guess you were arrested for selling weed in 2016. She's like, you lied to me. All right, let's get back to the show so um i need a meanwhile meanwhile rachel and you stop me whenever okay rachel is talking about murder sauce and sex

monster sauce dude sorry tony is talking about fantastic meat and ross is not impressed by the work ethic but frazier is camille is turning it around and he loves it then we get to sandy busting a move and talking about how she can be the fun captain i'm the fun captain i'm not the angry ass eating jerk off i'm the cool one i'm cool there was somebody posted a meme and i'm getting better as sam sam samantha Gabby Gabs, I can't remember who gave us the poll. I think it was Gabby Gabs. We're trying to get better at giving you guys credit for what you post. But someone posted a wonderful meme that was two styles of leadership,

Captain Sandy encouraging courage and all this stuff, and then Lee's was just three plane tickets. You know, I'm coming to your side of the field more and more every time we talk about Lee. I mean, he's just a jerk. Dylan, if we worked for him, we'd hate him. He's just, the guy is just a jerk. If he did that speech to us, you know,

we're both first day of Sea Rats. We're on his way like, all right, I got three plane tickets. I'd be like, let's see them. I think you're lying. I don't think you have plane tickets. What's in your pocket? You turn it. You're fired.

You turn into like a really inquisitive, like bluntly rude child. A lot of your hypothetical. So the guests begin screaming about food and are sucking down more tequila. And then we get to lunch um we've got queso fondant way to go camille uh mahi mahi pork and tri-tip now they said they were expecting better food but fear not they're going to get the opportunity

not to bitch and scream about the food to one another, but rather to say it to Rachel's face. Now, do they seize it? Yes. She comes up, they tell her that her food is bland. And this is great news because now Rachel is no longer shackled to the realm of insanity that she exists in. When she is in the kitchen now she can unleash torment and

hellfire yes yes yes hey one little note as i was watching this uh show in this scene when um when the primary's wife i guess they're both primary said this is disgusting and he's eating it yeah you know my wife sheree does this to me we'll be at a restaurant if it's something we went to patty's a wonderful diner very early on a restaurant i would both order an omelet they'll do a great dry turkey club for you oh i've had it it's delicious she uh we're eating and this is like our first three months you never stop doing this she goes disgusting yeah and i said uh what's that say about me i'm i'm eating the same thing you are yeah and i love it it means that i'm a nicer person than you okay so they're jet skiing they're having a blast and whatnot this is what vacation

is for now we get to katie and ross they're cuddling in the bottom bunk and i pray that her self-respect continues to fight bravely against the depravity and manipulation of the sex addict that she is smitten with well d, she says she hasn't banged him yet. Yep. They almost did if they would have found that closet with no cameras. Yeah. But she says she hasn't banged him yet. There's some reasons.

He's a sloppy drunk. Yeah. A womanizer. Yep. He has no respect for personal boundaries. Yep. Did I mention he's a blackout drunk? Right.

For her, right? And she doesn't want to appear like an idiot by being with him except for the point where she's sitting laying on his bunk next to him making out with him well and also among that laundry list of cons was not um my boss right yeah it just going to make it a little awkward. I would imagine you might want to throw that on there, but no, not to sea rats. It doesn't matter.

So back to Camille and Alyssa. Camille asks Alyssa, oh, excuse me, Alyssa asks Camille if she has checked cabins. Camille says no, and Alyssa says that she is being bitch slapped in the face. This is zero to a hundred real quick. Here's my thing with Alyssa.

I feel as though rather, whether it's at the forefront of her mind or if it's subconsciously, I think that her mission on this boat now is to get Camille fired. I think she's, she's, I think smart enough to recognize that maybe I'm giving her too much credit, but she's good at her job. So she's not's I think smart enough to recognize and maybe I'm giving her too much credit

but she's good at her job so she's not going to be fired so I think if she can get Camille to a place where she blows up then Camille's going to be the one that gets the axe

now I like that thought however that theory however Camille's given at least a half a dozen just ordering her out of the room earlier in the day

seems like it would be enough. Well, because Alyssa's saying, I'm working and this person just lost her ass on me. She could have just beelined it to Captain Sandy and probably got her ax then. Because remember, she's only got one more strike. Totally. But she chooses not to do that.

Again, cat-mouse. She's playing with her like a little rat. Yeah. She doesn't want to kill her. She wants to play with it, hurt her, watch her bleed out when it's time. So Sandy, um, is on the other side, very proud of Camille. And she tells her, I don't want to fire at you. I love that.

I didn't. I thought I was really threatening. Kind of like a little Lee in her. It's a little, I think it's more of a passive aggressive. Yeah. But in a good way. All right, so let's get to dinner. Oh, yeah, yeah.

What's up? Well, I was going to say, I wasn't sure if Sandy visits her previous residence to check on the courses that night. Yeah. Oh, wow. Wow. Shame on you. It turns out someone else lives there now, Sandy.

You know, not you. Who's that? Rachel. Okay. okay so rachel is speaking to the herbs and we are getting ready for the secret garden party now tony is struggling he's tired they're working long hours and he has an unflinching commitment to fight dancing from the hours of 4 to 5 30 a.m so he's running on fumes more on that later now dinner needs to go off without a hitch we've got spanish tonight patatas bravas white wine clams spanish meatballs and we'll find out or we won't find out what the other dishes are maybe at some point it's below deck so who knows um let's get to alissa

who tells frazier that she is having a she's having difficulty forgiving camille what are you at a fucking retreat suck the cigarette down stop ratting and get back to work my god she also does something it's not about forgiveness. You guys are sea rats. I think she goes a little too far here with Frazier. Probably feeling a little uncomfortable in her position. She says, how can we motivate her more? And Frazier's like, he said, with a good pat on the back and a good job. Good for you, Frazier. He's really killing it this season.

He is. I mean, he's boring as fuck. Yeah, he's not getting enough camera time. But it's because of the feud between camille and alissa it's monopolizing all of the all of the airtime i mean one would argue though that same tactic of a pat on the back and a good job is the same tack you use to uh get a dog to not piss on your floor of course yeah yeah want a treat of course so alissa seems to think that this increase in performance is performative and while i do think that alissa is likely a demon she also might be extremely correct but more on that later so the surprise birthday goes off without a hitch up first. Patanegra, Spanish ham.

A rung beneath the duroc bovine. King of Iberico. And then chorizo. It is not good. The primary's wife does not like this dish. And she doesn't like it so much that she requests a paper napkin so that she can perform to the crew how bad it is it's so disgusting that i will keep it in my mouth for 60 seconds so i can spit it out on a

piece of paper that's how bad it is hey your makeup's awful awful take that i, this woman is just imagine if something was really that bad. You would spit it out. You would not keep it in your mouth, savoring the flavor of awful so that you could have a gosh. These people are awful. So the next courses continue to be hit and miss. We've got a cheese and mushroom empanada. And my fear has become realized when we have no fucking idea what the other dishes are they're just like that's the dinner um they say that the food is

shit and we move on to smoking cigars backwards on the aft deck now we've had some posts in the facebook group about this and i um they were informative and i did a little research on my own and after skimming one and a half articles because that's really all i take i stumbled upon the knowledge that what they're doing is fucking stupid it is yeah i don't want to judge you know sometimes you know cultural thing i'm not sure but yeah no it's um it's a stupid thing to do done by stupid people who just want to light more money on fire, I think. I'm not sure, though. But we find something out later

that could be the cause of this inverse way to smoke a cigarette, which, by all accounts, ruins the quality of the cigar. Uneven burns and bad tastes and whatnot on this. Do you like cigars? No, I hate them. I can't do them. It's too hulking a commitment. I've never even come close to like 75% left.

It's just way too... It hurts my throat. I don't like them on golf courses. It's just gross. They didn't have a cigar cutter, evidently. Which, I mean, my seerats, my God. How do you not have a cigar cutter if these people are tobacco hounds the way they are? My God.

So they proceed to party and they proceed to bark orders at Alyssa while she is fulfilling the very same orders they are yelling at her to fulfill they're like we need five shots of tequila she's like five over here too no I got you over here Jim well but it's also like it's like if a bartender was pouring you the martini that you ordered and you said as the glass glass was half full can i get a martini it would be very confusing they'd be like this is the one you asked for they also then proceed to break glasses and yell that they need to be cleaned up now alissa says that they need to go to bed and while they are kind of jerks they do not need to go to bed. And while they are kind of jerks, they do not need to go to bed.

And while they should have a little bit more respect for the lowly Sea Rat, most wealthy people are not that good. They pay a lot of money to be that way. So it's just kind of the luck of the draw here with Sea Rat life. I mean, sometimes you just get people like this. But they're entertaining for

the audience oh yeah yeah they really are so listen these people pay a lot of money to stay up break glass tell you to clean it up and shout at you to make the drinks that you're making while you're making the drinks they They could perhaps be cast into eternal hellfire on the river Styx for the way they've treated these people, but who the fuck knows? All we know is that we're in this realm and in this realm I have more money than you, so pick up that fucking

glass I just broke, okay? Alyssa finally goes down at 4 a.m., which is coincidentally when Tony wakes up to pump and we get to the next day. Next day. Now, Tony is tired. But I have to say he's excelling at that role

that Benny was way too scared to even do. Did you notice that? No. You remember Benny was like, I can't be in that room. I can't be in that room. The anchor room. Yeah.

It does look scary. You're there with another metal thing making sure that the chain keeps rotating on that thing. Tony's not bothered by it he's just bored man so um let's get to the talk with tony and ross doesn't go great tony cuts watermelon with a very fancy pink and white knife and says leave me alone my life is pump and adventure if i don't wake up at four o'clock in the morning, I'll be miserable. And you don't let me do that. It could be a lot worse for you.

Very scary stuff from Eddie. So we find out that there could be, oh, we talked about them not having cigarette cutters. I think I got that right. But we have to get to the beach picnic. Now, these people are very demanding, high maintenance, and annoying. So you would think that if there's a specific request on the preference sheet to have plush white sand, the sea rats would not take them to a beach that is mostly dirt, dead grass, and covered in dog and horse shit. But astoundingly,

that's exactly what they do. You know, this is one of those moments where they're allotted a little bit of complaining, but it's just the way they go about it. Oh, it's horrible. Well, I want to point out, did you mention who picked this spot? No.

It was Sandy. Sandy, I want to point out, did you mention who picked this spot? No. It was Sandy. Sandy, she was the location scout. Right, right, right. And I don't think she should ever get into the land developer business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, she chose this spot, which is strewn with beer cap bottles, a fucking dirt road where stolen cars are being ditched, and a fucking bobcat.

I think there was a bobcat there. No, it wasn't a bobcat. It was literally strays begging for their lunch. I mean, what is going on? They got a bobcat. Wow. Yeah, no. You know what, though?

This is what happened. Sandy, you know, we don't give her enough credit. She's kind of a little smart cookie there. Yeah. You know what, though? This is what happened. Sandy, you know, we don't give her enough credit. She's kind of a little smart cookie there. Yeah. She hates these people, too. Oh, right. She's like, oh.

Right. Oh, I want to do something where it's going to hurt their feet all day. I think it's a good point. So we have one of two options. She's vindictive and a great producer on the fly. Yep. Or she has that kind of yucky, sober optimism where you don't see things clearly because you have a new lease on life.

I think it's the first one. This is a great place. Listen, I know you're clean and everything, but this sucks. There's a bobcat over there, Sandy. You can't have paying guests here. Oh, I like cats. Cats are wonderful animals.

All right. So the team gets back to the boat and um to grab the guests and it's little comments like we've been ready that drive me crazy i don't mind like this this tastes like shit if you're talking to your friends i mean it's shitty to do but like it's the fucking we've been right it just you're so fucking annoying well especially since this was a meal rachel had been uh delayed uh uh service times lately this one she's right at the time that they had uh suggested she points that out she's like well i'm i'm ready right right right well it continues the complaining continues when they get to the beach but we've covered it

kind of rightly because of the dirt and the grass and the dog and the horse shit and uh that bobcat i mean my god should we talk about how life passes you by if you don't stretch who said oh is that sandy yeah yeah i learned a lot in that passage yeah so alissa and tony pack up the beach while camille has a swim and the guests say this is jersey shore dog shit now alissa gets back to the boat and tells the beach while camille has a swim and the guests say this is jersey shore dog shit now alissa gets back to the boat and tells frazier that camille was swimming and frazier is put in a tough position whose side to take he is all of us and like all of us we should not take a side though i will say like i mentioned earlier i do think alissa is on a mission to get camille fired but first oh well oh, I've picked a side.

And I shouldn't because when we get back to the beach, Camille and Ben are just making out. They're not working. They're just making out. She says that she likes Ben and that it's taken her a while to get there. It's been 12

days. But we end the episode as we always do with another fight between camille and alissa now as is with these two this is where i'm a little bit on alissa's side because camille walks in and refuses to even listen to hayley she's just like nope i've been making out on a cooler for a half an hour. Nope, I can't even handle it. And that is when Alyssa steps in to remind us all that she fucking sucks too. It's not everybody has the spiritual power of the witch Haley, but Haley has the right attitude about this.

She's like, chill out she she just said she can't handle it I'm gonna give her some space but Alyssa for whatever reason does not allot her that leash and they begin screaming at one another in front of the very annoying paying customers and we get hit with a to be continued card how How do we feel with this Alyssa and Camille drama? Do we want it to stop? A couple other things going on on the boat, I guess. I guess. I don't know that I want either of them to...

I don't want Camille to get fired. Yeah, but if Camille gets fired, we'll have someone new come in. That's a good point. That's a good point.'s a good point we need someone for alissa well well i i think we need another woman right so that ross can well maybe not who knows but i i'm optimistic about the direction of the show it's been fun so far yeah i'm enjoying myself uh It's quite a shake-up getting rid of Lee. By the way, that jerk-off, he won't come on this podcast, but he was on Brandy Granville's

podcast. He's saying, I'm not retiring. They'll have to put him in a box or have a bunch of security guards with pokers pushing him off the side of the boat. Let's do one of those. That's it for us. And I don't mean kill him, but putting him in a box.

Were you talking about a coffin? Because I was thinking about just a box. He was referring to a box. Okay. All right. Great. So that's it for us. Shop the iTunes range reviews.

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